I worked as a crash dummy for the NASA Rocket Sled program.

After each time I crashed into a 16 meter granite barrier at orbital speeds, they would scrape my brains off of the base of the sled into a bucket, turn me upside down, put a funnel into each nostril and pour them back in.

I slosh when I nod or shake my head. The kind of sound that you hear when you shake up a container of orange juice or paint thinner.

Every once in a while, in the past, the air relief valve at the back of my head malfunctions and a little grey matter drips out. That has not reoccurred since November, 2006.

My golden retriever has entered some posts when I pass out. On those occasions, my posts seem more rational, hence my apparent schizoid behavior.

I had a brain scan in December, 2006 – they found nothing.

Please place my application at the top of your list.

Not a peep.

:/

…I note that the date has changed from April 30 to May 6, so I assume they are still interested in people. Apparently, either I’m not “people” or they don’t like my stuff.

(Or, conversely, the NSA hasn’t finished compiling names yet.)

:)

One of the greatest lessons in life I have learned is telemarketing people will still call you even during a Hurricane. I was in indy Indiana and worked a few days at a telemarketing place. We were calling Floridia people asking them about Home Equity Loans. I got yelled at by one person who said I do not know if I’ll have a house in another 24 hours STOP CALLING ME. I’m trying to watch the news.

Comment by BabbleDog — April 30, 2007 @ 5:38 pm

I would do it for FREE because I love blogging.

I use DU latest breaking to get articles, I go to rawstory, dailykos, Americablog, Huffington post, and pretty much any other. I can find just about any information that is helpful on a subject as well as do satire. I’ve already outted myself at dailykos. I’m a TG American so I have a lot of interesting views. I recently stayed in a haunted house not to long ago just for the fun of it so if I can face the undead I think I can face the living.

I hope your waving hello.

Comment by Patrick1

Such is the frameset of the deluded ESP internet mindset. Only people on welfare are American. BTW P1 how many americans are against this fiasco? 70% eh? Why that means 70% are on welfare? Do you ever ponder for but a second before you parrot the same BS that has been harming your political party of choice?

But, please, go ahead and keep up your pundit presentations, the more you squawk the lower your ratings go. Think about that and why.

that could be interesting….

Any suggestions?

Very true. :-)

Comment by Zooey — April 3, 2007 @ 9:08 pm

Not the specifics yet, I don’t think. No point in providing ammunition to them, if not.

The NSA already knows who we are, if they want to know.

**waving all of my fingers at the NSA**