On PBS yesterday, Gen. David Petraeus tried to boost up Sen. John McCain’s (R-AZ) much-maligned visit to Baghdad’s Shorja market: “He was not protected by a cocoon of security. Yep, there was security there, but he out — actually he helped the Iraqi economy quite a bit, bought a number of carpets, in fact.” McCain did not reveal his goods, but Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) contributed to the economy by purchasing “five rugs for five bucks.”
It wasn’t a cocoon. It was a series of tubes!
April 5th, 2007 at 4:32 pmYea! We fu*ked some Iraqi merchants for some rugs and then they were killed the next day, just so I could get a photo-op.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:34 pm“actually he helped the Iraqi economy quite a bit, bought a number of carpets, in fact.â€
Is this a f#cking joke? He actually said this….with a straight face? Holy shit….
April 5th, 2007 at 4:35 pmAt this point, they’re just babbling.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:35 pmWell, Petreus is obviously a total whore now.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:35 pmHelped the Economy?!
The shopkeeper gave Graham the rugs for free out of deference to a guest. . . that happened to be surrounded by a hundred soldiers and five helicopters.
If anything, they hurt the economy on even the most superficial level. Nevermind the dozens of people that were summarily executed yesterday in that same market.
Bring back Shinseki!
April 5th, 2007 at 4:36 pmOh, the riches and spools that we Americans can bring.
I hope they paid an import tax when they brought it back.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:36 pmMcCain did not reveal his goods, but Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC) contributed to the economy by purchasing “five rugs for five bucks
More bullsh*t. The shopkeeper has already said he gave them the rugs for free.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:37 pmI believe the visit was “much-maligned” (though it was also “aligned” with the repub talking points :-)
April 5th, 2007 at 4:37 pmWELL, GEE WHIZ, 5 BUCKS OUGHT TO FIX IRAQ. GOOD JOB GRAHAM!
April 5th, 2007 at 4:37 pmOh Man, It just gets worse. Gen. Petraus is showing a serious detachment from reality. Hey General, take a stroll through that marketplace. Lets see what happens.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:37 pm5 us dollars is what, 4,000,000,000,000,000 in Iraqi dinars?
April 5th, 2007 at 4:37 pmI always get better deals when I have a blackhawk over my shoulder and a squad of armed marines pointing their weapons at the clerk….I got a mercedes for a $1 that way!
April 5th, 2007 at 4:38 pmWell, yes, sort of, McCain and Graham helped the economy over there by supporting the party that sent pallates of cash there. So yeah, they did help it sort of.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:38 pmOn PBS yesterday, Gen. David Petraeus tried to boost up Sen. John McCain’s (R-AZ) much-aligned visit to Baghdad’s Shorja market:
Sholudn’t that be “much-maligned?”
April 5th, 2007 at 4:38 pmThat’s good news that $5.00 means so much. If the US hadn’t stolen the 8 Billion dollars when they invaded Iraq maybe the country wouldn’t be broke.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:38 pmIf Halliburton had stolen the oil rights maybe the people of Iraq could live of the oil on their land. Now all the talk about Saddam stealing the old makes since. Now the United States kill Saddam so they could steal the oil yet not caring about the Iraq people. Yes the US killed thousands of innocent women/children and torturing innocent men/boys and rape of women now isn’t it more then Saddam was accused of and should Bush be charged too.
Obviously the Republicans and the military brass have been pumping a lot of money into the opium market, because these guys gotta be smoking some serious shit.
-GSD
April 5th, 2007 at 4:38 pmfor shame…
although the undertaker may have benefitted…
how low can it go?…
April 5th, 2007 at 4:38 pmWould Gen. Petraeus also conceed that McCain’s visit also contributed to the murder of 21 employees who worked at the market the day after McCain’s market Photo-op?
April 5th, 2007 at 4:40 pmKeep an eye on Gen. Petraeus he is going out of his way to cuddle-up with the surge proponents.
Lindsay, where are you going to place your blood rugs?
April 5th, 2007 at 4:41 pmRead the current Newsweek article which gives some fees being paid to insurgents.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:43 pm$600.00 per placement for IED’s,
children being paid $100.00 per grenade tossed………
Guess that’s what he means by boosting the economy…..
McCain did not reveal his goods..
Tune into 60 Minutes, maybe he’ll display his blood trophies.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:44 pmIs the country of Iraq enveloped by some sort of stupid gas that only affects Americans?
April 5th, 2007 at 4:44 pmGee, it McCain was so good for the Iraqi economy, maybe he should just stay over there and spend every day shopping. GDumbya could claim that it’s his new plan for Iraq — the “McCain splurge”.
We could probably pull out 20,000 troops immediately if Graham stayed over there with his little butt-buddy, too.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:45 pmHere’s the whole interview.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:47 pmThe first 3 poster on that Wired blog are probably as insane if not moreso than jake patrick starfish and firehead. Two of them compared what is going on in Baghdad with crime in big US cities.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:47 pmFolks, ya’all need to just take a cruise on the Love Boat. Julie our cruise director is so high on cocaine she’ll do whatever it takes to make you happy. And the Doc, well, he’ll prescribe as many boner pills as you need. And Isaac the bartender will set you up with Absinth and lots of other booze. Relex. And after that you can go to Fantasy Island. (Dubai)
April 5th, 2007 at 4:47 pmFrom the interview:
April 5th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
We’ll be debating this for a LOOOOOOOONNNNNNG time Mother F’ers:
From NY TIMES:
Mr. Cheney again cited the war in Iraq as a key component in the effort to combat terrorism, saying “The war in Iraq is such a crucial part of the greater war on terror that we currently have our legal advisors looking into the possibility that the 22nd Amendment may not apply in 2008.”
April 5th, 2007 at 4:51 pmbob the hacker – are you here now?
randi rhodes wants you to call her show
866.303.2270
if you heard cheney speak this weekend…
did you hear him mention eleminating the 22nd amendment in ‘08?
April 5th, 2007 at 4:52 pmUh, did you get the “22nd amendment” info from here?
April 5th, 2007 at 4:55 pmThose rugs may have cost Graham $5.00, but they cost McCain his chance for the White House. Business IS booming for Baghdad undertakers and grave diggers. If Iraq is indeed Cheney’s central front on the “war on terror” we are all screwed.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:58 pmkaty,
Write him on facebook using my friends list.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:58 pmNext up, the soccer team is going to get blown up. Don’t these neocons know what is going on? The terrorists are going to blow up anything you point to. Stop talking about stuff and pointing out specific people or areas.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:58 pm#29
“We’ll be debating this for a LOOOOOOOONNNNNNG time Mother F’ers:”
No, Sir!!!
You’ll be dreaming for a long time!!! Now don’t swallow your chew, Redneck, because it’s making you delusional!
Are you sure you weren’t born from your cousins???
Just a question…
April 5th, 2007 at 4:59 pmzooey – copy and paste that…
only 1 hour left…
April 5th, 2007 at 4:59 pm“The war in Iraq is such a crucial part of the greater war on terror that we currently have our legal advisors looking into the possibility that the 22nd Amendment may not apply in 2008.†— per Darth Cheney
Not likely, Darth. There will be many “legal advisor” ready and waiting to interview you and GDumbya when you leave office not later than January 2009. This time, the interviews will be under oath.
Your accomodations in Guantanomo are being prepared right now, Darth.
April 5th, 2007 at 4:59 pmwe currently have our legal advisors looking into the possibility that the 22nd Amendment may not apply in 2008.
That should scare the bejeezus out of every American who loves their country. These sociopathic fascists will stop at nothing for more power.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:00 pmfacebook eh, i’m not on that one….
back later..
Zup Zooey!
April 5th, 2007 at 5:00 pmUh, did you get the “22nd amendment†info from here? – - Snork.…By Philip McKrack, and on April 1st. You can fool some of the people all the time….
April 5th, 2007 at 5:00 pmthat is spooky that realredneck posted the same thing…
i couldn’t remember which paper she said it was from…
real redneck – another randi listener?
April 5th, 2007 at 5:01 pmhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070404/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_corruption_2
Another 8 billion gone to corruption in Iraq. How is this helping Iraqs economy?
How can McCain be for war yet also for putting so much money into trying to build an infrastructure, which is being torn down as fast as it’s built.
This is a terrible idea to throw money into a nation embroiled in war.
Whaddya think about that Realredneck ( tuff guy who won’t go to Iraq)?
April 5th, 2007 at 5:01 pmWhy are you libs against helping the Iraqi economy? Would you people prefer that their entire country was on welfare in the same way you people want this country to be?
April 5th, 2007 at 5:03 pmFrom NY TIMES: – - Actually, the web address was newyourktimes.com, but why quibble.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:04 pmzooey – copy and paste that…
only 1 hour left…
Comment by katy
Done. Hopefully he’ll check it…..
April 5th, 2007 at 5:04 pmOh great we can subtract McCains 5 bucks from the 8 billion (link above) of taxpayers money, plus the other 8 billion lost when Bremer was in charge.
Fantastic Mr McCain.
Just F’ing great.
So which is it Mr McCain? How can you want war and at the same time keep throwing money into a bottomless pit?
April 5th, 2007 at 5:04 pmThe scary part is that Real RedNeck is okay with having a dictator. Now you all know why I say that the trolls are literally my enemy. They aren’t people with a different opinion that I am trying to debate with. They are the enemy. They are trying to take over our country. I for one will not let that happen. I will take to the streets.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:04 pmfacebook eh, i’m not on that one….
back later..
Zup Zooey!
Comment by whiteyfresh
Yep, whitey. TP heard you weren’t on facebook, so they decided to start a group there. :D
April 5th, 2007 at 5:05 pmHAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPUDGE!!
April 5th, 2007 at 5:06 pmWhy are you libs against helping the Iraqi economy? Would you people prefer that their entire country was on welfare in the same way you people want this country to be?
Comment by Patrick1
Sigh…moron.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:06 pmThey need to fire this General.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:06 pmThe scary part is that Real RedNeck is okay with having a dictator.
That’s just totally incomprehensible to me. Doesn’t he realize HE will under the dictatorship, too?
Now you all know why I say that the trolls are literally my enemy. They aren’t people with a different opinion that I am trying to debate with. They are the enemy. They are trying to take over our country. I for one will not let that happen. I will take to the streets.
Comment by Spudge_Boy
I’m with you on that, Spudge.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:08 pmWhy are you libs against helping the Iraqi economy? Would you people prefer that their entire country was on welfare in the same way you people want this country to be?
Comment by Patrick1
God your a fool, One day you say this war is on Islamofascists (Iraq) and the next day you want to build their economy.
It is already a welfare state Fool. Are you blind or what?
April 5th, 2007 at 5:08 pmNo, the scary part is that any of you people believe this even a little bit.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:10 pmI bet Bush Patted this fool on the head and gave him a kiss too. And what do you know another Lieberman.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:10 pmWhy are you libs against helping the Iraqi economy? Would you people prefer that their entire country was on welfare in the same way you people want this country to be?
The entire country IS on welfare on the American taxpayers’ dollars, I might add. We’ve done nothing, NOTHING, to help the Iraqi economy. All we’ve done is destroy their infrastructure and make the country too dangerous to conduct business.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:10 pmThe 22nd Amendment to the Constitution prohibits U.S. Presidents from running for a third term, stating “No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice…” -NYT
great… sure… run again, mofos… run again…
this is just going too far…
but what’s with THIS address:
April 5th, 2007 at 5:11 pmhttp://www.newyourketimes.com/content/article76649.html
P1, your truly misinformed, its you and your ilk that have purchased the welfare state of Iraq, teh people here said NOT to go into Iraq.
You were all for that, and now your trying to pin your corrupt welfare state on those who said don’t do it?
WTF is wrong with you? Can you not accept that you were wrong then and your wrong now? Your whine about your money going to help the poor in this country when Iraq is a bottomless money pit of your wishes?
WTF? Did you really think P1 that this war would pay for itself? Are you really that gullible?
April 5th, 2007 at 5:12 pmFor the past 4 years Bush has been unable to convince America to give a shit about Iraq–adding 30,000 troops to this disaster won’t change a thing. All Bush is trying to do is make it to January 2009 when he can just go away and say “It’s your problem now.”
April 5th, 2007 at 5:14 pmi sent a message also, zoo…
April 5th, 2007 at 5:14 pmi’m still a slowpoke there, but managed… heh…
$1.00 a carpet….nice boost for the economy !!
April 5th, 2007 at 5:16 pm“Did you really think P1 that this war would pay for itself?”
of course he does; charles krauthammer told him it would. now, at $1 a rug, how many rugs need to be sold for the u.s. to break even?
April 5th, 2007 at 5:19 pm“Helped the Iraqi economy?” WHAT DID McPAIN and RAT-FACE Graham HELP IT TO DO? COLLAPSE???????
April 5th, 2007 at 5:20 pm#57, katy, it’s an APRIL FOOLS JOKE!
April 5th, 2007 at 5:20 pmhttp://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/D?r109:1:./temp/~r109pF8qar::
April 5th, 2007 at 5:21 pmUnder the resolution I offer today, President Bush would not be eligible to run for a third term. However, the American people would have restored to themselves and future generations an essential democratic privilege to elect who they choose in the future. -Steny Hoyer 2/17/2005
“it’s an APRIL FOOLS JOKE!”
with bush at 30% in the polls, it’s not much of a joke
April 5th, 2007 at 5:23 pmof course he does; charles krauthammer told him it would. now, at $1 a rug, how many rugs need to be sold for the u.s. to break even?
Comment by pgw
Prolly bout 2 trillion of them.
Helo Zooster. =) -ZT
April 5th, 2007 at 5:24 pmHelo Zooster. =) -ZT
Comment by P3
Hey P3-ster. :)
Be back in a while…
April 5th, 2007 at 5:29 pmyou’re RIGHT, jake…
chanelling rosanne rozannadanna: “NEVER MIND”…
oy… good one… no disclaimer… no nothin’…
here’s a much better one:
With April comes a magic transformation
By Stephanie Salter The Tribune-Star
TERRE HAUTE — This is unusual but not unprecedented. Other onetime liberals — David Horowitz, Christopher Hitchens — have seen the error of their ways. Why would I be incapable of such a turnaround?
I can’t explain how or why it happened. All I know is, when I flipped the calendar from March to April, something inside shifted. I saw the world as never before. If only I had realized the joy that comes with rejecting my liberal biases, I would have done this long ago.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:29 pm[...]
http://www.tribstar.com/opinion_columns/local_story_090231558.html
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After McCain left the market, gunmen murdered 21 of the merchants there.
How is that helping the Iraqi economy?
April 5th, 2007 at 5:30 pmMcCain’s visit sure didn’t help our economy when you consider how much it cost US taxpayers to send him on the trip and provide him with soldiers and helicopters. Is McCain’s campaign paying for that, since it was an obvious campaign photo op? Hell, no. By the way, was it also helpful to Iraq’s economy when body bags had to be purchased for the 21 merchants at that market who were shot the next day?
April 5th, 2007 at 5:31 pmYeah I know when I go shopping for rugs, be it here in Portland Oregon or if I travel to Indiana for out-of-state floor coverings, I always go to the store aftert it has massive security sweeps the day before, and I travel with 100+ armed escorts, wear kevlar body armor, have sniper teams cover me, and have 4 Blackhawk helicopters and 2 Apache gunships circle over the store.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:32 pmPlease excuse my tardyness today, been moving 6×8 foot solid cedar panel’s I was given for free..All I had to do was go 20 miles and pick them up….3 of us took truck’s and then gave out 4 per person for their yard’s and privacy….Wahoo!
If the 22 amendment is abolished I’m doing more than hit the street’s, I damn well guarentee it…
I agree troll’s are part of the enemy with in…..Nuff said..Happy Birthday Spudge and Blessings all
April 5th, 2007 at 5:38 pmWrong, the GoP has already brought this up as a strategy in the past and many of our very own trolls have brought it up as well.
This is very believable.
With all of the laws the Bush cabal has already broken or ignored, I wouldn’t put it past them to try it.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:41 pmWow! The ridiculous load crap the Right and its new stooge, the US Military, spew is nothing short of EXTRAORDINARY.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:46 pmGas for three helicopters, pay for 106+ troops and air-fare to and from Washington, all paid by the taxpayers to inject $5 dollars into the Iraq economy. Yup, sounds like a Republican economic theory.
April 5th, 2007 at 5:48 pmi may be mistaken, but i’ve seen real redneck’s comments before and i never thought it was trollish…
that NYourkeT article i linked to had some really good arguments and logic going on… like a neoCON playbook… yeesh…
April 5th, 2007 at 5:54 pmYou know, I kind of like the new Secretary of Defense, but this Patraeus fellow is full of “propaganda”, if not something smellier.
April 5th, 2007 at 7:03 pmA photo op by McCain (Bush recently accused the Pelosi visit to Syria as a photo op) but this one is “approved.” The market was full of bargains – so the economy is “good.” See? Five rugs for $5.
April 5th, 2007 at 7:36 pmSuch a deal!
Too bad, that the next day those merchants were kidnapped and executed. That market has been bombed numerous times and will be bombed again.
McCain, and his super-protected on land and in air visit may have indeed exacerbated the situation by targeting specific merchants.
The alleged comments by Cheney may have been an April Fools joke, but this isn’t:
H.J.RES.25
The co-sponsers included 5 Democrats and 2 Republicans.
April 5th, 2007 at 9:07 pmGen. David Petraeus – a “Loyal Bushie.”
April 5th, 2007 at 9:16 pmSen. Graham’s contribution of 5 bucks to the Iraqi economy is nothing.
April 5th, 2007 at 9:27 pmGraham is a cheapskate. The Iraqi rug merchant basically gave him the rugs for free. 5 bucks in no way covered the cost of making the rugs.
April 5th, 2007 at 9:34 pmPetraeus is the new Petey Pace. It is only a matter of time before he develops a conscience.
April 5th, 2007 at 10:48 pmLie down with dogs, general…
April 6th, 2007 at 12:01 am“[McCain] actually helped the Iraqi economy quite a bit, bought a number of carpets, in fact.â€
A couple of carpets down to help the Iraqis’ economy. Now only 4 billion more carpets to go. Personally, I’ll take 26 carpets — I’m gonna line my garage floor with ‘em.
April 6th, 2007 at 1:39 am