“I’ve been a hunter pretty much all my life. I’ve never really shot anything terribly big. I used to hunt rabbits,” said former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney. “Shooting a rabbit with a single-shot .22 is pretty hard, and after watching me try for a couple of weeks (my cousins) said, ‘We’ll slip you the semiautomatic. You’ll do better with that.’”

Check his license, I hear he’s a lifelong hunter who NEVER bought one.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:21 pmYou gotta love Willard and the rethugs. Here is a guy who has turned his back on everything he has claimed he stood for and rethugs still gave him $26 million. There so called values mean nothing to them.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:23 pmAwww…Look at Little Laura next to the President and Cheney!
April 9th, 2007 at 3:23 pmHe was life-long hunter before he wasn’t a life-long hunter.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:24 pmPlease go hunting with Dick Cheney…
April 9th, 2007 at 3:24 pmYou libs are just so full of hate for Bush that you take it out on giant bunny costumes.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:27 pmSo,
Which one is St. Peter?
April 9th, 2007 at 3:28 pmRight after this photo she went on cnn to tell about how safe it is there at the W.H. and that she has her half-wit monkey to thank for it.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:29 pmRomney’s just Elmer Fudd with better pedigree.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:29 pmherr dubyah is so full of hate for America that he takes it out on the lives of US troops.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:30 pm“You libs are just so full of hate for Bush that you take it out on giant bunny costumes.”
No argument here…Bush is a dispicable man and anyone who thinks differently is a dillusional dumbf#ck…
April 9th, 2007 at 3:31 pmMitt is a big fat liar, and I’m glad he’s not our Governor anymore.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:32 pmi wonder is the guys in the Bunny Suits are members at the”Hare Club for Men”?
April 9th, 2007 at 3:33 pmsaaaaave me Jeeebus!!!
April 9th, 2007 at 3:34 pmzup Jake?
do you think Bush is a member of “the club”?
Be vewy, vewy quiet, I’m hunting Wepublicans…
(with apologies to Elmer Fudd).
April 9th, 2007 at 3:36 pmPickles and the Bunnymen.
-GSD
April 9th, 2007 at 3:37 pmYou can see Mrs Easter bunny has just spotted Mitt in the crowd.
“No, No! Don’t shoot!”
April 9th, 2007 at 3:38 pmAn Uzi works pretty good on little bunnies too, as long as you’re using full metal jackets.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:38 pmWhat a nice photo of Laura with Bush and Condi.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:39 pmIt is refreshing to see the First Lady flanked by symbols of a Pagan Goddess and participating in a Pagan Ritual. To think, all this time we believed that the Bush’s were beholden to the evangelicals.
The Easter Bunny
The Easter Egg
source: http://wilstar.com/holidays/easter.htm
April 9th, 2007 at 3:40 pmRIGHT EASTER BUNNY: NO! NO! NOT IN THE FACE!!!
April 9th, 2007 at 3:41 pmComment by james k. sayre — April 9, 2007 @ 3:36 pm
thanks for the best laugh of the day!!
:-D
April 9th, 2007 at 3:41 pmJake,
I would take it out on you, but my mom raised me to never pick on the retarded kids.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:41 pmDo you think it is time for OLielly to start wailing about the liberal campaign against Christmas? There is the stepford wife with the commercial/pagan symbols of Easter. OLielly will have to rail at her too.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:46 pmMrs. Elmer Fudd, aka Laura Vehicular Homicide, presiding over the official WH egg roll….will the real “egg roll” please stand up??
April 9th, 2007 at 3:47 pmI believe Mitt Romney has shot himself in the foot (as opposed to The Dick, Cheney, who shoots friends in the face. Once the people catch a candidate in a bold-faced lie, it’s O-V-E-R. In Mitt’s case, it’s over before it had time to even get off the ground. Bye Mitt! Another GOPig fool down the tubes.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:49 pmActually, a more appropriate moniker for Laura might be “nut roll” instead of “egg roll” as, clearly, she has to be one herself to continue to live with one. Someone needs to remind Laura that we are judge by the company we keep.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:50 pmUhmmm, you know why we call ‘em bunnies? They used to be known as “cunnies” (as in Coney Island), but the puritans thought it sounded a little too much like another word….
my goal is to find a cure for irony and make a fool outta god
April 9th, 2007 at 3:50 pmYeah, agree with me or I’ll hold my breath until I turn blue in the face.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:53 pmYou libs are just so full of hate for Bush that you take it out on giant bunny costumes.
Comment by Jake
I don’t hate Bush, I happent to think his adminitsration is grossly incompetent, his foreign policy is nonexistent, and this misguided freedom operation in Iraq is putting us into huge debt to a communist country, not to mention the backloaded taxes that will come due in 2011, their is no fiscal responsibility, not to mention the culture of corruption and rampant cronyism.
But I guess you like these things Jake. BTw Jake define ‘lib’ surely it can never be worse than a ‘Con’
April 9th, 2007 at 3:58 pmComment by whiteyfresh — April 9, 2007 @ 3:33 pm
I guess you watched South Park last night – I don’t usually but it was pretty funny.
April 9th, 2007 at 3:59 pmDick Cheney Ruins Easter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN1kBxOW6k0
April 9th, 2007 at 4:00 pmCaption Contest:
Pickles: Now do you little people understand why I need Xanax and Vodka…?
April 9th, 2007 at 4:01 pmthe quote isnt news anymore, and putting the quote next to laura is kind of funny but still not news… he’s a bastard but this isnt really the way to get at him. come on, youre better than this, think progress!
April 9th, 2007 at 4:03 pmDoes Mitt have a ranch? play Cowboy?
April 9th, 2007 at 4:05 pmHowever, Krugman adds, even though “the GOP’s reversion to the Little Lie technique is a symptom of political weakness, of a party reduced to trivial smears because it has nothing else to offer,”
The Little Lie Administration. Whats not to like Jake?
April 9th, 2007 at 4:06 pmHow about you try to hunt something real, .. like… Bin Laden.
April 9th, 2007 at 4:06 pmAh, the Disney-izing of the White House……..
April 9th, 2007 at 4:13 pmGovernor Goodhair becomes Governor Shoothare.
April 9th, 2007 at 4:28 pmWhere’s your bunny costume, La La?
April 9th, 2007 at 4:37 pmTry again….
Caption Contest:
Pickles: Now do you little people understand why I need my happy pills and vodka?
April 9th, 2007 at 4:58 pmfunny, Zooey!
I love it!
April 9th, 2007 at 5:03 pmCaption Contest:
LB – “One pill makes you bigger and the other makes you small…”
:-D
April 9th, 2007 at 5:09 pmNice one, J-rock. :D
April 9th, 2007 at 5:17 pm#42 Zooey:
Aww, shucks. It was the white rabbit and all.
Just ask Laura
when she’s TEN FEET TALL!
Heh.
April 9th, 2007 at 5:19 pmJ-rock,
I wonder how much Pickles got for her soul? If I were her, I’d stay ten feet tall all the frickin’ time. :P
April 9th, 2007 at 5:23 pm“feed your head……”
April 9th, 2007 at 5:25 pmJ-rock,
That’s awesome.
April 9th, 2007 at 5:26 pmI have a theory (more like a harebrained notion) –
Satan doesn’t buy or steal souls anymore. Because he knows that by letting God have ‘em ALL, all the Bushes, Cheneys, serial killers, etc, Heaven will become Hell.
Oooh.
April 9th, 2007 at 5:28 pmMSM has made a mountain over a bunny hole. I must admit when I did some reading on the “bunny debacle” the critics seemed genuine. However, yesterday I watched the entire Q&A session on CSPAN in which Romney made the “hunter for pretty much all of my life” comment. Interestinlgy, instead, of walking away with the impression that the man was a liar, I left with the conviction that he should be the next U.S. President. Time and time again he has conducted Q&A sessions extemporaneously, practically all of his answers were logical, straightforward and dug at the heart of the issues. Inspite of what distracters may say Romney is by far the most intelligent and skilled orator between both the Dems and Repubs. The alleged “bunny debacle” was taken out of context and anyone who watches the entire session, those who he otherwise clealy have an ax to grind. Thanks again MSM your constant attack on Mitt you actually made me research the matter . . . It worked and now he has got my vote! Bye-the-way, what do you call rabbit shooting anyway . . . rabbit hunting?
April 9th, 2007 at 5:29 pmWhere are the Smothers Brothers when we need them?
April 9th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Last week, an AP report cited a Romney campaign staff member who mentioned two hunting trips that Romney had been on. However, the AP reporter unintentionally (or perhaps intentionally) presumed that these two hunting trips were the only two trips Romney had ever been on, appearing to contradict Romney’s prior claim of being a “life-long hunter.†Subsequently, several other media organizations cited the inaccurate AP report in order to accuse Romney of exaggerating the truth in order to win over voters. But on Friday, Romney stated without equivocation, “The report that I only hunted twice is incorrect. I’ve hunted small game numerous times, as a young man and as an adult. I’m by no means a big-game hunter. I’m more Jed Clampett than Teddy Roosevelt.”
I am amazed that the Associated Press can get away with this! The AP reporter was, at best, sloppy, and at worst, untruthful. Of course, the left-leaning media continues to focus on this AP report days after it was shown to be inaccurate in order to undermine Romney’s trustworthiness. Someone needs to hold this reporter and the Associated Press accountable. The media has an enormous influence on presidential politics. The media’s role in American democracy can be positive, as long as the media is careful and objective in its reporting.
April 9th, 2007 at 5:42 pmSatan doesn’t buy or steal souls anymore. Because he knows that by letting God have ‘em ALL, all the Bushes, Cheneys, serial killers, etc, Heaven will become Hell.
Oooh.
Comment by J-rock
That actually makes a lot of sense. Heh.
April 9th, 2007 at 5:42 pmHmm, that image is just disturbing for some reason. Can’t put my finger on it. Maybe it’s because Secret Service members are also Hare Club for Men members.
April 9th, 2007 at 5:45 pmLaura:
And if you believe in the Easter Bunny, boys and girls, you will believe that my husband is keeping all Americans safe from the terrorists! Now, let’s all go to Disneyland!
April 9th, 2007 at 5:46 pmHey Mitt if you love to hunt rabbbits so closed to easter, what do you kill for christmas? don’t you think it scares children to hear about you murdering bunnies so close to easter? I want you for my pres. not.
April 9th, 2007 at 5:48 pmEaster is about Capital punishment…not Bunnies.
April 9th, 2007 at 5:50 pm“Yeah, agree with me or I’ll hold my breath until I turn blue in the face.
Comment by Dale — April 9, 2007 @ 3:53 pm”
By all means…Please do Dale….I doubt you’re Bush loving soul will be missed by anyone..except maybe Chip??!
April 9th, 2007 at 6:05 pm51 Zooey,
I make such flippant speculation with a sigh of despair, as in my heart of hearts, I am a Believer.
I once read a book called The Disappearance of God: A Divine Mystery by Richard Friedman. In it, he suggests that we no longer seem to see any sign of God anymore because He (or She) has withdrawn from us.
“And he said, I will hide my face from them, I will see what their end shall be: for they are a very froward generation, children in whom is no faith.” (Deut. 32:20)
Maybe he was right.
But this leaves the prospect of a reckoning.
And I think many so-called “Christians” will like it no more than the “heathen”.
“Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for you tithe mint and dill and cummin, and have neglected the weightier matters of the law, justice and mercy and faith; these you ought to have done, without neglecting the others.
You blind guides, straining out a gnat and swallowing a camel! (Matt 23:23-24)
April 9th, 2007 at 6:11 pmJ-rock,
I make such flippant speculation with a sigh of despair, as in my heart of hearts, I am a Believer.
What keeps you believing? Must there be a god or heavenly father?
No disrespect intended….
April 9th, 2007 at 6:23 pmComment by Tom J — April 9, 2007 @ 5:38 pm
and the classic,
“My old man’s a cotton-pickin’-finger-lickin’-chicken-plucker….”
April 9th, 2007 at 6:31 pm57 Zooey,
Just an unshakable hunch that the signs of decency and altruism, creative genius, and will to do good when evil seems to prevail, are (as Peter Berger put it) “Rumors of Angels”.
Don’t worry. I’m used to being thought of as an anachronism. But it is my old faith that makes me a Progressive.
April 9th, 2007 at 6:43 pmComment by Briseadh na Faire
OK, I asked you twice on a different thread about the removal of caps on your last name, along with the underscore thingy’s, and you didn’t answer.
Now you are back to being BnF?
What’s up?
What am I missing?
April 9th, 2007 at 6:47 pmJust an unshakable hunch that the signs of decency and altruism, creative genius, and will to do good when evil seems to prevail, are (as Peter Berger put it) “Rumors of Angelsâ€.
Don’t worry. I’m used to being thought of as an anachronism. But it is my old faith that makes me a Progressive.
Comment by J-rock
It’s easy to forget in these difficult times, but there is great good in the human race. Thank you, J-rock.
April 9th, 2007 at 6:52 pmWhat’s up?
What am I missing?
Comment by trueblue
He’s messin’ with ya, true. Don’t put up with that shit. :D
April 9th, 2007 at 6:53 pmHe’s messin’ with ya, true. Don’t put up with that shit. :D
Comment by Zooey
grrrrrrrrr!
I’ve had enough of men playing mind games.
grrrrrrrrr!
(jeez, answer me, BnF – B_n_f!)
April 9th, 2007 at 6:57 pmtrue,
I think you should email him directly, and tell him exactly how you feel.
No….I’m not stirring things up for my own entertainment. Heh.
April 9th, 2007 at 7:03 pmfunny, Zooey.
Of course you would never do that….
;)
April 9th, 2007 at 7:12 pmYou guys are all losers. You do nothing but name call. You have no solid ideas or know what you are talking about.
April 9th, 2007 at 7:24 pmMike is a booger head.
April 9th, 2007 at 7:36 pm[...] How about a laugh to end The Buzz? [...]
April 9th, 2007 at 7:41 pmCheesy knows what he is talking about.
April 9th, 2007 at 7:41 pm“SHHHHHHHH…Be Vewwy Vewwy Quiet…I, ‘The Scarecrow of Mitt Romney Marsh’ aka Elmer Fuddy-Duddy, Am Out Huntin’ That Wascally Wabbit Rudy Giuliani!!!!! And Here Comes That Daffy Duck(tm)McPAIN—–I’ve Got Them Both In My Sights….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!”
April 9th, 2007 at 7:46 pmROMNEY THEN FIRED OFF HIS SHOT, WHICH PROMPTLY RICOCHETED OFF CHIMPya’s NUMBSKULL AND LAID Romney LOW FOR A NUMBER OF WEEKS WITH A DEEP FLESH WOUND IN HIS BUTTOCKS!!!! THAT’S THE LIVING END!!! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!!!
Laura Bush: “Now THAT Just RUINS the Easter Egg Roll!!!! Boo-Hoo!”
#48 Glad to know you are attracted to the provably LEAST honest candidate.
April 9th, 2007 at 8:40 pm#66 Baahhh.
April 9th, 2007 at 8:41 pmApparently the Easter Bunny will be in danger if Mitt becomes President. I certainly hope he doesn’t pick Cheney as his running mate. Then we will have two guys that can’t shoot straight. The same will be true if he picks McCain, the can’t shoot straight either since he became a Bushy. He wouldn’t know the truth if it ran over him. The so called straight talk express should be retired once and for all. As for Rudy, the cross dresser, I’m sorry but you’ve got terrible legs and your no lady. Besides bald chics just don’t do it for me.
April 9th, 2007 at 8:44 pmNow you are back to being BnF?
What’s up?
What am I missing?
Comment by trueblue — April 9, 2007 @ 6:47 pm
You’re not missing anything. Every once in a while I delete the cookies and files from my internet browser. For some reason, when I re-entered Briseadh na Faire it went to a different default.
I missed your posts earlier, but I did notice the underscores, which weren’t supposed to be there, and fixed it.
Thanks for trying to give me the heads up, though. I’m sort of hit and miss on the threads these days. Mostly miss.
now….which thread is this…oh, yeah, Romney killing Easter Bunnies….why doesn’t he just go hunting with Dead-Eye Dick? Shotgun v. 22 semi-automatic. targets: quail and bunnies. lawyers optional.
April 9th, 2007 at 9:49 pmA semi automatic? why not go whole hog and get the machine gun? better yet, do what actual rabbit hunters do and use a shotgun.
April 9th, 2007 at 10:24 pm#74 Because shot is tasty and good for the teeth.
April 9th, 2007 at 10:33 pmIs this what our society has come too. We are talking about killing an individual who is running for President? Is this where politics is going in America? This world is increasingly becoming more scarry. I am freightened for my children and grand children. Hopefully, no one will shoot them for pursuing a dream.
Quite frankly, I am quite disappointed in Republicans, Democrats, and anyone else who bad mouths others. I believe the time will come when no one will want to run for office because their lives will be on the line if they do. Have we all become like little children relying upon the “mother land” to take care of our every little need, and if we don’t get our way, we through a royal fit as if we were spoiled?
Not only do I think we need to make changes in Washington. But, I also think we need some changes in the hearts and minds of the people in America. We only get the government we deserve. The founding Fathers of America made it quite clear the the Constitution was only for a civil people. The moment we get beyond civility is the moment we begin to lose the Constitution and all that has made America great. What we don’t need in politics is a bunch of people who are self interested at the expense of the good of the whole. The concept of public service seems to be dwindling significantly as politicians from any party establish an agenda that is for their own good.
Politics is no longer a science, but a strategy for personal gain. It is my opinion that only people who will accept no pay be allowed to run for political office. There should be no perks, no benefits. All of the political proceeds should be given to charities annually. People who run for public office should have a track record of charitable work and service in the private sector. There should be no real benefit to those who run other than the desire to serve others. Then, we will have a government worthy of a people with high moral values.
If you want to know what the value of a person is, it is in the service they render. It is what they do to improve the value of someone elses’ life. This is something that must be required by any leader. If it is not, then this nation is doomed to fall no matter what the political agenda!
April 9th, 2007 at 11:15 pmIncidentally, didn’t Christ make the comment that “He who is the greatest among you, let him be the servent of all.” He mentioned this to his twelve apostles. This concept would seem to be applicable for public service as well if there is such a thing.
April 9th, 2007 at 11:23 pm#77 There was that little thing about the camel and the eye of the needle too but the right picks and chooses what it wants to believe.
April 9th, 2007 at 11:37 pmPolitics are a joke. However, Mitt is not. My vote is for him or Fred Thompson. Certainly not the left candidates who are so obsessed with glorifying themselves they have forgotten what America stands for.
April 10th, 2007 at 12:49 amSo, if someone were born in the US and lived abroad, couldn’t they still call themselves American? While Romney may be short on actual hunting experience – that doesn’t mean that throughout his life he couldn’t identify with hunters. I grew up hunting all the time; now I live where hunting opportunities are readily available and haven’t actually hunted in years. I still consider myself a hunter. And I vote like a hunter!
April 10th, 2007 at 7:59 amWould you look at the smile on Laura’s face? Looks like she just washed down a handful of Prozac with a quart of gin.
April 10th, 2007 at 8:12 am#79 Oh, this should be good. Do tell, what does America stand for?
April 10th, 2007 at 9:01 amSmear has been since Adam. It is meant as a means to bypass facts. Would the mud slingers of this column also list Christ as a wine bibber and a glutton and John as a finatic. If Mitt wasn’t the best, these jokers wouldn’t be so frantic about smearing him. You cannot even kill a rabbit by shooting your mouth. Maybe you could do better with Mitts 22.
April 10th, 2007 at 11:31 amJPark,
#77 The camel and the eye of a needle refers to the love of money not money itself. There is much good one can do with money, but making it something to worship above God is not acceptable. What Christ was talking about is the “eye of the needle was the gates to the city of Jerusalem, not a needle in reference to what you put yarn through. Incidentally, Fred said he would not run for president, he is taking Paul Harvey’s place with the “rest of the story.”
April 10th, 2007 at 11:32 amRomney is no more nauseating in this hunting BS than Hillary was nauseating when she started sporting a Yankees cap. Didn’t you all want to puke at that? She probably did too.
April 10th, 2007 at 11:53 amThis is no different and fair is fair.
You libs get more ignorant with every post…don’t you ever get tired of thinking you’re so clever and then having to look at your “dumb puppy” mugs in the mirror? You all keep me laughing…thanks.
April 10th, 2007 at 1:31 pmIf we are going to use religious (Or semi-religious as I have yet to meet a Christian who actually takes what Jesus said about praying in public seriously) lets go for the stuff that is at least reasonably pretty:
Tao Te Ching verse 17: Leaders.
When the Master governs, the people
are hardly aware that he exists.
Next best is a leader who is loved.
Next, one who is feared.
The worst is one who is despised.
If you don’t trust the people,
you make them untrustworthy.
The Master doesn’t talk, he acts.
April 10th, 2007 at 2:20 pmWhen his work is done,
the people say, “Amazing:
we did it, all by ourselves!”
It’s interesting that it was the AP that started this. Usually they smear Democrats.
April 10th, 2007 at 2:31 pm#86 – So far, America stands for itself, if anything! Then, the rest of the world. Don’t get me wrong, my family has been American since the pilgrims came here. I love this country. But, politics is so terrible that it is not a wonder to me why college students don’t participate in it more. America has been known as the “melting pot” of the world, a people searching for understanding and acceptance for different cultures. Yet, politics absolutely demonstrates just how closed people are to different cultures. Today, we have presidential candidates who have a Mormon Heritage, Muslim Heritage, Chirstian Heritage, etc. some who believe one way and others who believe another. But, no one who truly represents every segment of the American society…Democrat or Republican.
Today, we have the Democrats who seem to believe that we are all bumbling idiots. So, we have to have really smart people in Washington to figure out everything and tell us the direction we should go in before someone gets hurt. The Republicans on the other hand, suggest that the people are the strength of America and that everyone is capable of managing their own lives without the need for a large central government.
People need to understand that politics by definition is the science of compromise. A political candidate will compromise on lower priority initiatives in order to move higher priority initiatives along. Priorities and initiative sellability is the strategy of the day in politics.
April 11th, 2007 at 4:53 pmIf a president needs to move a higher priority law into place at the cost of a lower priority law in order for the higher one to succeed, then they will.
I sincerely believe that politics is a strong measuring rod to acceptance of different cultures in America. These cultures include: Mormonism, Muslims, Divorce, Plural Marriage, Christians, Jews, etc. Like many other Americans have many different heritages: American, British, German, Irish, Scottish, Italian, Greek, French, Cherokee Indian, etc. The list goes on. The positions people take shows just how discriminating we all are. If we really want to get away from discrimination, then our politics will represent it. Don’t you think so?
April 11th, 2007 at 5:03 pmSo, What is your discriminating gripe about today?
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