“Harriet Miers, who wound up in the middle of a political firestorm after President Bush nominated her to the Supreme Court in 2005, is rejoining the Houston-based law firm of Locke Liddell & Sapp.”
…To bolster his defense, Gonzales will appear at the hearing wearing pajamas “with a little red elephant pattern†and paper slippers. An aide will be positioned nearby with a drool cup for heightened effect.
“If you’ll excuse the pun, he’s been working like a fool on this act,†said our source. “This morning he climbed the statue of Lady Justice and when visitors entered the building he’d pull back the curtain John Ashcroft had installed to cover her breast and scream ‘now show me yours.’ 
Harriet Miers is just another rat leaving the sinking Bush Administration ship. Next will be Dick Cheney for “health” reasons and that will leave Karl and company alone to deal with the flood of subpoens and indictments.
Cheney will move to Dubai with all his Halliburton stock, which is now conveniently owned by a foreign company that is no longer traded on US stock exchanges. No chance of his assets being frozen before he escapes.
Miers is joining the firm as a full partner, and they’re changing their name to Locke Liddel Sapp and Flack. Given her area of expertise, she will specialize in firing the prosecutors in any cases her firm takes on.
I can think of no better place for here except before a panel of Senators in a the Congressional Senate Judiciary Committee hearing.
April 18th, 2007 at 12:18 pmgood riddance!
April 18th, 2007 at 12:19 pmThanks for being the bestest, coolest, most wonderfullest president ever!
Love ya Georgie-pooh!
XOXOXOXOXOX
-Auntie Harriet
April 18th, 2007 at 12:22 pmLeaving so soon? Hmmmmm. Well, it is going to cost more money for you to travel to Washington for your hearings, but that is up to you Harriet.
April 18th, 2007 at 12:24 pmshe’s good people. she’ll do a heckuva job.
April 18th, 2007 at 12:28 pmWith a liddle lock, she’ll be miered in sap…
April 18th, 2007 at 12:28 pm(sweet sticky sap, on a mound of fireants)
Is Harriet the “Sapp” part of the firms name?
April 18th, 2007 at 12:36 pm“is rejoining the Houston-based law firm of Locke Liddell & Sapp.”
Is she the sap?
April 18th, 2007 at 12:38 pmRight, just in time to defend Gonzalez when he’s officially charged obstruction of justice.
April 18th, 2007 at 12:38 pmshe’s a good neocon scumbag. she’ll do a heckuva job screwing things up.
April 18th, 2007 at 12:39 pmWord is they were looking for someone with a little experience making the coffee and emptying the waste baskets.
April 18th, 2007 at 12:40 pmevery “office” needs a dwight schrute
April 18th, 2007 at 12:44 pmThey had to get her out of town before this broke. You won’t believe it!
Gonzo Goes Whacko: Will Plead “Insanity†at Senate Hearing
…To bolster his defense, Gonzales will appear at the hearing wearing pajamas “with a little red elephant pattern†and paper slippers. An aide will be positioned nearby with a drool cup for heightened effect.
“If you’ll excuse the pun, he’s been working like a fool on this act,†said our source. “This morning he climbed the statue of Lady Justice and when visitors entered the building he’d pull back the curtain John Ashcroft had installed to cover her breast and scream ‘now show me yours.’ 
April 18th, 2007 at 12:45 pmShe is smart to leave before she gets indicted with Karl Rove.
April 18th, 2007 at 12:47 pmcan we just give Texas back to Mexico? Put up a nice border wall?
April 18th, 2007 at 12:49 pmMy eyes are blurry this morning. Is her law firm “Lick, Spittle & Crapp”?
April 18th, 2007 at 12:54 pmDewey, Cheetum, & Howe
April 18th, 2007 at 1:50 pmHarriet Miers is just another rat leaving the sinking Bush Administration ship. Next will be Dick Cheney for “health” reasons and that will leave Karl and company alone to deal with the flood of subpoens and indictments.
Cheney will move to Dubai with all his Halliburton stock, which is now conveniently owned by a foreign company that is no longer traded on US stock exchanges. No chance of his assets being frozen before he escapes.
Watch for it cause it’s comming.
April 18th, 2007 at 2:09 pmMiers is joining the firm as a full partner, and they’re changing their name to Locke Liddel Sapp and Flack. Given her area of expertise, she will specialize in firing the prosecutors in any cases her firm takes on.
April 18th, 2007 at 4:19 pmI thought she and Gonzales were associates of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe.
April 18th, 2007 at 7:37 pmI have a perfect job for her, cleaning my toilets.
April 19th, 2007 at 3:59 am