Yesterday at an event in Ohio, President Bush, aka “The Decider,” explained to the audience, “My job is a job to make decisions. I’m a decision — if the job description were, what do you do — it’s decision-maker. And I make a lot of big ones, and I make a lot of little ones.” Watch it:
To illustrate the decision-making pressures of his job, Bush said he had to make his “first decision” right before he got sworn in. Bush: “And the phone rang, and the head usher at the White House said, ‘President-elect Bush.’ I said, ‘Yes.’ He said, ‘What color rug do you want in the Oval Office?’”
Digg It!
The decider has given another job description for himself and managed to bring the Oval Office rug into it again… He must be really proud of that rug…
Z.
April 20th, 2007 at 11:58 amAnd every one of your decisions is exactly what the script handed to you read…..
April 20th, 2007 at 11:58 am“I make a lot of big ones and I make a lot of little ones.”
Too bad he doesn’t make a lot of right ones.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:00 pmOh, and the story goes (according to Dubious himself) that he fielded the question of “what color rug” to LaLa……….
April 20th, 2007 at 12:02 pmCan’t wait to hear what he spews forth today…………..
He’s just so funny that I don’t even know where to begin to laugh.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:04 pm“I’m a decision” -GWB, 4-19-07
Historians, or is it Hysterians, will be quoting bubble boy for decades.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:04 pmGosh, aparently there are no black people in Ohio. Or Asians. Or Hispanics. Or Middle-Easterners.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:05 pmThat rug really tied the room together!
Seriously, anybody who needs congratulation on deciding on a rug is a moron at best. Does he proudly show Dick Cheney his poo? We may be lucky he hasn’t screwed up this country more….
April 20th, 2007 at 12:05 pmWe are all praying for the day when the rug gets pulled out from under The Decider’s clown-shoe wearing deet.
-GSD
April 20th, 2007 at 12:06 pmPerhaps the “head usher” wanted to know if Bush would like his rug the color of snow.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:09 pmPlease decide to leave office. Please. Before it’s too late. You can do it!
April 20th, 2007 at 12:09 pm“I’m a decision†-GWB, 4-19-07
Historians, or is it Hysterians, will be quoting bubble boy for decades.
Comment by Zimzone
“Makes sense to me, don’t it? ” –GWB — 06/06/06
April 20th, 2007 at 12:09 pmIs it true he actually considered using Blunt & Lott’s toupee’s for the WH rug?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:09 pm“…I’m a Decision…”
Works well with our dead troops are Commas, and
American’s put food on their family
The Shrub; a prime example of a child left behind.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:09 pm…That rug really tied the room together!…
Can someone go pee on it?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:10 pmThat rug really tied the room together!
Can someone go pee on it?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:11 pmHe’s been talking about that damn rug since day one of his presidency. WTF is so special about a stupid rug?
You can get 5 rugs for 5 bucks at a street market in Baghdad!! Just ask Lindsey Graham!!
April 20th, 2007 at 12:11 pmanother none story, how about putting up quotes from drunk and murder Ted Kennedy were he slurs his Rs, can barely put up sentences together, or from John Kerry or any other politician.
sad, sad, but Bush Derangement Syndrome at full speed.
there is a reason why Lenin called his left wing follower useful idiots just read at the ridiculous posts on this thread. True useful idiots of the left, Lenin is laughing at all of you from his grave and still calling you all, useful idiots.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:13 pmYes, he’s made a lot of big decisions and a lot of small decisions and a lot of wrong decisions and a lot of idiotic decisions. If he ever decides to resign, it will be his only correct decision and the only one I would fully support.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:13 pmThere is a lady in the audience laughing.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:14 pmBush has forgotten who the real decision makers are. Let’s all remind him with an impeachment.
It will need to be a public outcry because the current congress has yet to grasp this. They have woken up from their 6 year slumber and are dusting off the oversight responsibility that was dormant but I have yet to hear the roar that should come from responsible people looking at the failures Bush has been the “Decider” on.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:14 pm“I make a lot of big ones, and I make a lot of little ones.”
I expect to see a line like this in a book about toilet-training for toddlers, not in a speech by the President.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:14 pmThere wasn’t a rug in the Oval Office?
And, BTW, what the hell does that have to do with ACTUAL decisions?
For that matter, what does the Chimp have to do with actual decisions?
Nevermind……..
April 20th, 2007 at 12:15 pmChimpy – hand over the keys to the country before anyone else gets hurt, please.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:15 pmWhat an idiot. Bush doesn’t seem to realize that a big part of his job is to gather quality information upon which to base those decisions. Instead he bases his decisions on what his frat boy gut instincts tell him.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:16 pm#18 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA….
See you in 2008, idiot.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:17 pmOh lawdy, lawdy. Is he really talking about rugs now?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:18 pmHe’s gone bat sh*t crazy or he’s drinking again.
I thought his job was to do his job…
April 20th, 2007 at 12:18 pmJJ, Go suck eggs. If you can’t see we have an incompetent, corrupt, out of touch, arrogant BUFFOON as President of the United States you are just as incompetent, out of touch, and arrogant as the President you have such childlike, unquestioning adoration for.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:19 pmand then yesterday, Karl let me use the big boy’s potty for the first time.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:20 pmI just thought to myself that my likely answer to the head usher about the rug would have been a question that Bush has never, nor will ever, ask himself: “What if I decide later that I made a bad choice? Will I be able to change it then?”
April 20th, 2007 at 12:20 pmhellinabucket,
let’s remind him with an impeachment? idiot you can’t impeach the President you moron, only Congress can. wow, poor fools.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:21 pmBy the way, don’t those proposed War Czar duties sound an awful lot like Bush”s job?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:21 pmHow can anyone support this marble-mouthed moron? JH Christ. He’s more than an embarassment to this country he’s a detriment. I just wish someone could get video of Jeff Gannon giving him a blowjob so the Reichwing would come together and agree on his impeachment. We have 640 more days of this lunatic to endure otherwise.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:21 pmHow Bush chose stupidity.
By Jacob Weisberg
May 7, 2004
http://www.slate.com/id/2100064/
Bush was not born stupid. He chose stupidity. Bush may look like a well-meaning dolt. On consideration, he’s something far more dangerous: a dedicated fool.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:22 pmWhat rug color do you want in your office was probably the only decision this “decider” has made that isn’t likely to contribute to destroying the United States of America. Too bad he couldn’t have stopped there.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:22 pmRobert,
If you can’t see that you are wrong and that you have Bush Derangement Syndrome and that you need immedite psychological help you are in huge trouble.
VerbalKint,
I can guarantee you that your party will lose in 2008, you will not control both the Executive and the Legislative Branch, I can guarantee you that.
besides, aren’t you liberals the ones that say that is terrible for government when one party controls both the Executive and the Legislative Branch? oh you only care when this happens when Republicans control two branches of government, if Democrats control it you don’t care, right?
see you in 2008 and I will laugh when you guys lose control of Congress.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:23 pmThat paliamentary system of government looks better every day, eh?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:23 pmjj is one of those useful idiots. so is bush. are you a decision jj? are vowels to difficult to remember so you jjust stick with a consonant and a stutter?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:24 pmI meant feet, not deet.
-GSD
April 20th, 2007 at 12:24 pmKennedy and Kerry are ten thousand times more articulate than “decider”. The man is a mental midget. Bush is the president, not John Kerry, not Ted Kennedy. Do you revel in the fact that we have a President that can’t put a coherent sentence together, jj? It’s a joke. A sad little man in a position so beyond his capabilities.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:25 pm“There’s an old saying in Ohio. I think it’s Ohio. Or maybe it’s Texas. Anyway, it goes, ‘If you can’t blind them with double-talk, then amuse them with baby-talk.’” GWB
April 20th, 2007 at 12:27 pmj.j. – you should change your boxers after that rant – they’ll be all starchy when it dries.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:28 pmI’d guess after he made that decision, that was about it for the day…?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:29 pmhere is an “educated” Democrat who doesn’t know the difference between the Sunis and the Shiites…..careful Liberals, I will find more and more quotes and instances where your party shows that they are idiots….
and let us not forget that this PResident which you consider an idiot was supposedly able to lie to the super, duper intelligent members of the Democratic Party into voting for the Iraq War. So if Bush is an idiot as you liberal wackos claim, what does that make the Democrats that believed the lies of this supposed idiot? much bigger idiots!!! :)
anyway, read the level of stupidity of Democrat politicians.
Now lets go to a Democrat, Representative Sylvestre Reyes right of Texas, Nancy Pelosis pick as head of the House Intelligence Committee. The freshly anointed Reyes told Newsweek: “Were not going to have stability in Iraq until we eliminate those militias, those private armies. We have to consider the need for additional troops to be in Iraq, to take out the militias and stabilize Iraq… I would say 20,000 to 30,000 – for the specific purpose of making sure those militias are dismantled, working in concert with the Iraqi military.â€
Reyes comes to his important post with an open mind, meaning an empty one. He knows nothing of the region. This became clear in his brief parley with a reporter from the Congressional Quarterly who had the impudence to question him at the end of a tiring day, when men of mature judgment head for the bar.
CQs man asked Reyes if al-Qaeda was Sunni or Shiite. Reyes tossed a mental coin. “Predominantly – probably Shiite.†Wrong, of course, since al-Qaeda is Sunni – of a notoriously intolerant strain. Its as if Reyes had called the Pope a Presbyterian.
Then the pesky newshound probed him on the matter of Hezbollah. “Hezbollah. Uh, Hezbollah…†Reyes answered irritably. “Why do you ask me these questions at five o’clock?â€
April 20th, 2007 at 12:29 pmI can guarantee you that your party will lose in 2008, you will not control both the Executive and the Legislative Branch, I can guarantee you that. — joke. Joke
Yeah, right…….
And last november was supposed to be a win for you Repukes also.
Doing Rove’s “The Math” again?
Moron.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:29 pmBush should be allowed to take the carpet with him He’ll need something to roll up the bloated, stinking carcass of his legacy in, when he leaves office.
Badda Bing!
April 20th, 2007 at 12:30 pmHow shameful it must be for you guys that a “mental midget” to beat both Al Gore and John Kerry.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:30 pmThis guy just reinforces my belief that Yale and Harvard are no better than any other university.
t-mac
April 20th, 2007 at 12:31 pmDEET, in a large enough doseage, might help the situation………………….
April 20th, 2007 at 12:31 pmCaption Contest:
“Wait, wait, let me finish…. I’m facing the wrong way? Speak up will you Karl”
April 20th, 2007 at 12:32 pmClinton did it, too. So did Pelosi.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:32 pmj.j. proved yesterday he is not even close to the intelligence of some of the “better” trolls such as Dale… I would suggest listening to the “dont feed the troll” people on this one.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:32 pmHow shameful it must be for you guys that a “mental midget†to beat both Al Gore and John Kerry.
Comment by michael
If by beat you mean fraud then ya.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:33 pmjj- who cares? Nobody is gonna look dumber than Bush, it’s unpossible. eheehheee
April 20th, 2007 at 12:33 pm#37 j.j., is it hard to type this rubbish when you can’t see the keyboard through the tears?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:34 pmjj go back to 2nd grade you little moron. are really that dumb or are you yet another voice in jake’s head?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:34 pmBush sounds just like Nixon in the waning days of his presidency.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:34 pmIt brings back memories. Uh J.J. it wasn’t just the Pres. who convinced Congress it was the Veep, the SecDef, Condi, Wolfie, et al and the media who were totally cheerleading for this war.
Buzzbomb,
yeah, especially when Kennedy speaks on the Senate floor drunk and can’t say Barrack Obama’s name and called Obama Osama….hahaha!!
or maybe when he was slurring his speech and telling his friend he let drown that he was too much of a coward to help her…..maybe then he was very articulate.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:34 pmthis is truly extraordinary! wow, linguists must marvel at this guy’s breathtaking delivery…..
April 20th, 2007 at 12:34 pmDoing Rove’s “The Math†again?
Comment by Wayne
No, Haggard’s meth.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:35 pmDEET, in a large enough doseage, might help the situation………………….
Comment by Raven
Always the practical one…. :D
Later!
April 20th, 2007 at 12:35 pmBush didn’t defeat Gore, the Supreme Court did.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:35 pm“But, don’t be misled. I don’t actually have to be well informed to make any of these big decisions. I just go with my gut.”
- President Dinkledorf
April 20th, 2007 at 12:35 pmA man and his rug. Happy together? Or should I say a Bushie and his rug… They seem to have a lot in common: they both lie alot. Actually, they both lie all the time. Hmm. .. A man and his rug… Happy together?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:35 pmHow shameful it must be for you guys that a “mental midget†to beat both Al Gore and John Kerry.
Comment by michael —
April 20th, 2007 at 12:36 pmI’ll give you that one, but include diebold in the mix. Both gore and kerry should have had leads that couldn’t be stolen, but they ran terrible campaigns. but, things will be different in 08, assuming bush doesn’t declare martial law.
jj’s angry. His position is that if we can allow a House committee chairman to maintain his position after demonstrating lack of knowledge about Muslims, then we should have no problem with an incompetent president. Very strong argument, JJ. Congratulations!
April 20th, 2007 at 12:36 pmJJ What predictions did you make for November 2006? Chirp Chirp Creek Creek.
You Bush Republicans will be the destructions of the GOP in 2008. A once great political party laid waste by Bush, Cheney, Karl Rove, and a sycophantic GOP congress 2000-2006.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:36 pmbuzzbomb,
if Kerry is so much smarter than Bush, how is it that he believed Bush and voted for the Iraq War?
I mean you consider Bush and idiot, right? you claim that Bush lied, right? so what does that make Kerry who believed the supposed lies of a supposed idiot? that makes Kerry a much bigger idiot because how can super and duper intelligent being like Kerry be fooled by a supposed mental midget like Bush, right?
and how about Hillary Clinton, she also believe Bush’s supposed lie, right? and she voted for the Iraq War, so what does that make Hillary, the supposed genius who believed the lies of what you called a mental midget? hmmmmmm……
you people are making this way too easy for me…. :)
April 20th, 2007 at 12:37 pm“My version of a horror film? ‘C Students from Yale’”
April 20th, 2007 at 12:37 pm- Kurt Vonnegut
And you are just an idiot. You aren’t even useful. Just a little punk son.
Way to crank up the debate by offering your opinion, little one.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:37 pmThe “job description” is to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States which you’ve failed at miserably. Try rereading it, moron, and this time try to understand it.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:37 pmThis guy just reinforces my belief that Yale and Harvard are no better than any other university.
it’s grade inflation.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:38 pm“j.j, if you’re going to play with adults you have to be able to speak coherently and use proper language”. -j.j.’s Mom
“But, Mom, you watch Fox News!” -j.j.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:38 pmJ.J.,
The Saudis are Bush and Cheney’s masters. That’s who they work for and represent. And, how about all the Sunni extremist groups that the administration is now secrectly funding to counter Shiite Iran, groups with close ideological ties to Al queda. Our foreign policy is so f%cked up that we are now throwing money at groups who want to kill americans. Talk about aidding and abeiting the enemy. Bush and Co. are more dangerous to America and the world than any other entity in the world. Wake up!
t-mac
April 20th, 2007 at 12:38 pmBluedog49,
so you are admitting that Nancy Pelosi put as a chairman and incompetent fool and you have zero problem with it because he is a Democrat, right?
and no idiot, that is what you are claiming I said, I am just showing you that while you retards make fun of our President there are Democrats that are actually making idiots out of themselves and being put in positionf of power when they have zero clue to what is going on in the world. It is you, not I who claims Bush is incompetent, it is YOU the one that is saying that it is ok to keep and incompetent Democrat in power, not I.
c’mon try to keep up son.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:39 pmre 67
jj was making an arugment?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:40 pmO.k. Ted Kennedys a drunk, maybe thats why he’s not PRESIDENT! Whats Bush’s excuse?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:40 pmSpudge_Boy,
still upset because I taught you how to read? I am sorry son that your mommy dropped you too many times on your head, sorry kid. :(
April 20th, 2007 at 12:40 pmIsn’t it funny how young boys like to pretend they have a grasp of the English language, then post an idiotic statement like this one to prove that they only understand Texbonics ™.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:40 pmPudgy_Boy,
just remember son, Lenin called his left wing followers, that is people with your ideology, useful idiots. What did he know that you don’t, eh? hahaha!!! poor you kid.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:41 pmYup, I remember the birth of that “Bush” decision on 12 Dec 2000…
April 20th, 2007 at 12:41 pmIs this boy trying to say that Robert is just as crazy as Bush?
Bush Derangement syndrome would imply that Bush is bat sh!t crazy.
Too bad our resident child troll isn’t smart enough to realize that what he perceives to be an attack is really a slam against his master.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:43 pmjj, I can see that critical thinking isn’t your strong suit. Your latest lame argument is only valid if you agree with us that Bush lied about things. You’re actually chiding Kerry and Clinton for believing Bush’s lies and arguing that Bush isn’t as stupid as we think because he was able to pull one over on Kerry and Clinton.
Dude, get your head on straight. You’re pissing all over yourself.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:44 pmWhat an utter simpleton. This is a truly small man in a large office. How shameful and embarrassing…
April 20th, 2007 at 12:44 pmPudgy_Boy,
oh my poor sad son, is that the best you can do? here son, here is a clue for you…..this is not a thesis paper, only the retards like you care about grammar and spelling.
I know you think that this site is legitimate and all that well educated liberals come in here, but son, i have news for you…..all the liberals that come here and agree with thinkprogress.org are poor, ill-informed fools, full of hate. shhhhhhhhh, don’t let the secret out though. Remember, thinkprogress.org calls each and everyone of you liberals, useful idiots. they are laughing at all of you while they go to the bank. But as I said, shhhhhh, don’t tell anyone, ok? it may cause pandemonium.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:44 pmHey boy, we heard the same kind of crap from better trolls than you before the 2006 elections. How did that work out for you son?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:45 pmI can guarantee you that your party will lose in 2008, you will not control both the Executive and the Legislative Branch, I can guarantee you that.
see you in 2008 and I will laugh when you guys lose control of Congress.
Comment by j.j. — April 20, 2007 @ 12:23 pm
J.J. I TOLD you already you’re off the payroll. I don’t know why we let Doug Feith recommend you in the first place. You’re not doing our side any favors. All you do is make Republicans look stupid. Quit it.
Thank you.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:45 pmThe RNC
So Shrub’s wife was “the decider” on his all important rug. He is the “the decider” who, all importantly, lies like one.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:46 pmLooks like the troll booth was vacated during lunch, and jj saw the perfect opportunity to make a fool of himself. Mission Accomplished….Please have the varsity trolls return, so we have some semblence of competition. It use to be more fun when there were afew adults OVER there.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:46 pmted kennedy’s a drunk… really new wingnut material. what’s next jj are you going to make fun of roosevelt’s leg braces?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:47 pmHey… Bush should go to Iraq I hear you can get 20 rugs for 20 bucks there, he could save his “decideration” for more important things.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:48 pmI think that you left out the best part — his first decision was to let Laura make the decision about the rug!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20070419/bush-musings
April 20th, 2007 at 12:48 pmggibson and bob:
So, why didn’t Diebold work in Ohio last year?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:49 pmBush didn’t steal the election. Rove did, with help from plants in Florida and Ohio. You know, the people that have now lost their jobs and been convicted.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:49 pmI think jj has mistaken TP for the democratic party fan club. Kerry is a spineless twit, but the point you keep avoiding is BUsh is hands down dumber and less articulate than any other pres. in history. Bush is the figure head, he himself is not concocting diabolical schemes, he’s too dumb. The PNAC, CHeney, and the Saudi’s are his true masters. Do you like your pres. walking hand in hand with the ruler of a country that gave us most of the 911 hijackers and OBL? What a true American.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:50 pmI suck cock.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:50 pmYou guys are missing it. He’s basically admitting to firing the attorneys. “a lot of little ones”
April 20th, 2007 at 12:50 pmPudgy_Boy,
son, little one, you won one election in how many years? and you think you will win twice in a row? son, kid, I hear the same grap in 1994 and you lost, in 1996 and you lost, in 2000 and you lost, in 2002 and you lost in 2004 and you lost. NOw you win one election and you barely have control of both houses of Congress and you are claiming that you will win in 2008? you aren’t much of a historian or political scientist are you, eh?
i will laugh at you when you are crying and full of hate when you are not controlling both the executive and the legislative branch in 2009, just wait and see son.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:51 pmjj/Howsad is back.
Different moniker, same stupid boring crap.
Leninists, commies, retarded liberals… *yawn*
Oh, and my daily dose of really bad written spanish from a native.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:52 pmHere we go.
Pudgy_Boy,
so Republicans win and retards like you claim that elections were stolen, Democrats win and retards like you claim no elections were stolen.
do you not see how idiotic and stupid you sound? f….king paranoid Democrats, run better campaigns and actually be with and for the people and you will win more than one election in 14 years, ok?
f….king whiner. typical of liberals.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:52 pmthis is not a thesis paper, only the retards like you care about grammar and spelling. -j.j.
You’re turning it into toilet paper, Jake, Jr. Now get off the pot and get to work on you Master’s Feces. Anyone that still uses the word you use above is as useful as the boil on Rush’s ass.
By the way, Lennon is calling me from his grave, reminding me to avoid asswipes like yourself. They waste your time, leave a bad smell, and virtually worthless in society.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:53 pm“…blah, blah, blah….Lenin…blah, blah, blah…
j.j.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:53 pmBecause just liek the rest of the world, he was lied to son. The difference is that the rest of the world has woken up, but you haven’t, boy.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:53 pmjj, you seem enamored to the term “useful idiots.” You seem to think Lenin said these words. Can you give us a citation? Because I don’t think Lenin ever used the words, “useful idiots.” I think that’s an American right-wing myth. All you’re doing by using it is demonstrating that you are a mindless victim of right wing propaganda.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:53 pmOn topic:
Thats what happen when people vote with their asses.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:54 pmat my house, “j.j.” stands for “jibber jabber”, and denotes the incessant vocal activity of the younger children.
back on topic: that dubbie, what a retard. seriously. clinically speaking “developmentally deficient”
April 20th, 2007 at 12:54 pmJuanito,
how are you my amigo? how are Los Tres Amigos?
Lenin did call his left wing followers useful idiots, right? so what did he know that you don’t son?
and I see that all of you Liberals are paranoid, always trying to claim that people that disagree with you are one and the same person.
bunch of left wing nutjobs.
you are funny, hijito.
April 20th, 2007 at 12:56 pmjj: “you aren’t much of a historian or political scientist are you, eh?”
Wow, this guy’s a hoot! JJ, Dems went from 32 seats down to 33 seats up in the House. This was the biggest turnaround in the House since 1933. Since you are such a history buff, maybe you can tell us all how many years after 1933 that the Dems controlled congress. (Hint: it’s longer than 2 years.)
April 20th, 2007 at 12:58 pmOk J.j., Dems put thier dumb mexicans at the heads of commitees and you guys make yours the most powerful law enforcement officer in the country, who can’t even remember what color the toilet paper he wiped his as3 with yesterday was…whose the bigger fool? How you can have a chump like gonzales as AG and even begin to criticize demoncrats for thier poor choices?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:58 pmSpudge_Boy:
Same question I asked ggibson and bob — why didn’t Diebold work in Ohio (or Florida) last year? They just decided to “lay low” for a while? Quick: how was Building # 7 at the WTC destroyed?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:59 pmj.j is more fun to read than Mad magazine. He writes like michael wiener savage talks. All hot air and anger but substance is lacking.
See you in 2008. That’s rich. How many different fractions of the Republican party will there be by then? The Rudy new liberal party, the Mitt, I flip to suit whatever you want party, the John, Yes I’m still relevant, McCain branch or the yet to be defined Conservatives.
Now back to the Decider. Was it his decision to extend the tours of duty?
April 20th, 2007 at 12:59 pm(RemoveBush: you don’t have to answer that last question ; )
April 20th, 2007 at 1:00 pmi am convinced that bush is back on the moonshine.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:01 pmyou are funny, hijito.
Comment by j.j. — April 20, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
Whatever you say, compadre. Take care of that heart. It´s rotten.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:02 pmPudgy_Boy,
so the supposed super, duper intelligent Kerry fell for what you call a lie that came from what you consider a mental midget? what does that make if you if you believe the supposed lies of someone you considere a mental midget?
c’mon Pudgy_Boy, you need to give me a challenge.
and the “world” didn’t believe it….So France, Germany and Russia who all had secret deals with Saddam Hussein didn’t believe bush? go figure, the corrupt french, germans and russians putting their own interests with Hussein over saving the lives of millions of Iraqis. Nice to know you side with the corrupt and murderers, son.
your mommy would be very ashamed of you kid.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:02 pmmichael, quick, how many speed bumps in your average McDonalds parking lot?
April 20th, 2007 at 1:02 pmKnappy,
dumb mexicans? wow, alert! alert! liberal racist pig….. incredible. how sad for you.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:03 pmGawd, what an embarrassment…..
Cheers,
April 20th, 2007 at 1:04 pmBush is such a mental midget that he won two Presidential elections against the supposed super, duper intelligent Democratic Party. he won election after election in Texas against the supposed super duper intelligent Democratic Party.
he runs rings around the Democratic Party, being one of the only Presidents to keep his party majority in a mid-year election 2002 and in a new term election, 2004.
Yeah, so much for Bush being an idiot.
he is such an idiot that he ran political circles around the Dems when it came to appointing Supreme Court Justices, when it comes to pretty much anything.
poor liberals, so full of hate and can’t stand the fact that they just can’t win.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:06 pmj.j. is reminding me an awful lot of MA
April 20th, 2007 at 1:06 pmthank goodness for Dubbie’s complete discrediting of the republican party – the backlash from his crime spree will hurt them more than manson’s family values hurt the hippes
take hope everyone – we’re on the verge of a 3-4 decade freedom from “the rule of fear, ignorance and hypocrisy”
the few leftovers like jibber-jabber should be taken as entertainment only, like the character Colbert has perfected. don’t waste energy on them, create more by laughing out loud at them – they’re nothing but a sideshow attraction now, and for a very long time to come.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:06 pmmichael,
careful, you will only get insanity and hate spewed at you.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:07 pmyes dipshiite… you said hes dumb… and hes mexican… that would make him a dumb mexican, right? what part of the label is incorrect? answer the questions… are you proud of the man george bush has made the highest law enforcement officer in the land
April 20th, 2007 at 1:07 pmoh man, Republicans lose one election in 14 years and the true mental midgets, the Liberals believe that the Republican party will disappear.
how stupid can this people be, honestly, wow!
April 20th, 2007 at 1:09 pmj.j
Well we can win and control congress.
It’s to bad you can’t recognize the turn of the tide.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:09 pmComment by j.j.
One wonders what type of drugs you are taking that makes you so delusional…..
You are so stupid you are hilarious.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:10 pmI wonder if he makes any big ones on the rug.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:12 pmI hope you all notice he does NOT have the outline of a wire showing through the back of his suit jacket like he did during the presidental debates when we all know he was getting “help” with the questions.
Guess Karl was busy deleting his emails!
April 20th, 2007 at 1:12 pmDid the Decision maker decide to increase the troops tours of duty or not? If he did then he’s a flip flopper because the day before he said he wouldn’t do anything to increase the soldier’s tours of duty and the very next day the tours were extended.
So jj, Did the President make this decision or not. Stand up and defend him but stick to substance.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:13 pmI have an idea – let’s all put j.j. on the Ignore List!
#11, I totally agree…
April 20th, 2007 at 1:13 pmLet’s do the math: Repubs have 21 Senators up for reelection in ‘08 and Dems have 9. At this point in his presidency, Bush has the lowest average poll ratings in history. By huge margins, Americans say they prefer where Dems stand on the various issues. And on top of that, every week brings a new indictment of a Republican lawmaker by a Republican-run Justice Department.
To JJ, this all adds up to an arrogant certainty that Repubs will win big in the next election.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:15 pmGOPers are obviously even stupider than Shrub.
Would be funny if it weren’t so sad.
AMERICA, land of inbred, dipsh*ts who will bring about their own demise by electing frauds like Bushie.
Mission Accomplished, IDIOTS.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:15 pmjj’s dad can beat up your dad, too – better not forget it!
ROTFLMAO for the rest of the day
thanks jj!!
April 20th, 2007 at 1:17 pmRaven:
Two. Can you answer my questions now?
April 20th, 2007 at 1:18 pm(YAWN)
another thread hijacked by j.j (nully).
surprise.
and yet, it has nothing to debate.
so, nully (firehead), please enlighten us as to anything Bush has said that even remotely resembled a structured language skill.
noting your non sensical ramblings of no sentence structure, this may be harder than you think, huh IHL?
April 20th, 2007 at 1:20 pmI’d like to VOMIT all over Chimpy.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:20 pmI remember the days when the RNC had intelligent trolls on the progressive blogs. I guess they’ve either outsourced the task to India or have found Goodwill volunteers to do their biding.
pResident Mistake-maker is obviously a confused and organically damaged man. But not nearly as pathetic as the cultists who waste their time here trying to make the obvious obscure. Why do they hate America so much?
Or could we be infiltrated by Al-Qaeda operatives here? Their grammar skills are obviouly pretty poor and who else has a vested interest in seeing America being lead by a criminal incompetent?
April 20th, 2007 at 1:21 pmBecause thet were already being investigated dumb a$$.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:22 pmOne wonders what type of drugs you are taking that makes you so delusional…..
Comment by Wayne — April 20, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
As dispensing meds for psychiatric patients, I’ve grown quite knowledgeable in that area.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:28 pmHis delusions of grandeur, and paranoia, are classic symptoms of schizophrenia. His typing skills and incomprehensible sentence structure indicates mania, definetly not obsessive/compulsive.
(oh, because of his anger, he probably has had either poor or no relationships with women)
I’d suggest a bi monthly dose of Risperdal const 37.5mg for the voices, Lithium 600mg for mania, Ativan 1mg for anxiety, Paxil for depression, and Viagra for his alone time
Michael, I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make regarding Debolt machines in Ohio. I think the recent AP story on the 2004 election says what we need to know:
“By M.R. KROPKO
Associated Press Writer
CLEVELAND (AP) – Two election workers were convicted Wednesday of rigging a recount of the 2004 presidential election to avoid a more thorough review in Ohio’s most populous county.”
April 20th, 2007 at 1:28 pmBludeog49… As JJ seems to be incapable of backing up his “useful idiots” quote you might be interested in the following…
1) The Wikipedia entry for “useful idiot” states that he probably didn’t say it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Useful_idiot
2) The following Google Answers post opn the very same subject…
“I searched the Lenin and the Stalin archives on
http://www.marx2mao.org, using useful and idiots as separate search
terms, but was unable to find anything relevant. If either Lenin or
Stalin did express this sentiment, it was probably in other words.”
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=135140
Enjoy…
Z.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:28 pmBush’s job is to defend, uphold and protect the constitution. PERIOD.
What a f*kkin, sociopathic, idiotic moron!
April 20th, 2007 at 1:30 pmWhy does Bush give these types of speeches?? He’s at a point now finally where the “cute dumb act” isn’t endearing anymore. It’s annoying. I’m not saying Bush is any kind of intellectual here, but he IS smarter (in his own corrupt little way) than he lets on. It’s like he’s not trying anymore.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:30 pmBut, but, but… Ann Coulter and Michael Savage say he said it….
April 20th, 2007 at 1:31 pmso wait — who’s running the country?! it’s obviously not this idiot
April 20th, 2007 at 1:33 pmZwack: “If either Lenin or
Stalin did express this sentiment, it was probably in other words.â€
Exactly. Kruschev did not say “We will bury you,” either. Our corporate media has a long history of making up quotes by communists and lazy-minded conservative pundits are not concerned with historical accuracy.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:33 pmWow Old Bushies is a total embarrassment to our Country. I did not vote for this Idiot and he is not my President. The Supreme Court gave him the Presidency This guy has losted it.
We need to impeach first Cheney and than old Bushies and his admin. They need to be prosecuted for war crimes and put in prison.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:37 pmAmazing how JJ can post so much while out on patrol in Baghdad.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:41 pmMary: “They need to be prosecuted for war crimes and put in prison.”
What do you think that new 98,000 acre “ranch” in Paraquay is for? Hint: after meeting with Bush reps, the government of Paraquay passed a law saying people living within its borders would not be subject to World Court jurisdiction.
Paraquay is Bush’s worst-case end-game.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:41 pmJust to counter JJ “but but Bush beat Gore/Kerry” meme:
1. He didn’t beat Gore in 2000.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:42 pm2. He BARELY beat Kerry in 2004. For a “wartime” President this was a pathetic – wartime President’s typically win landslide victories.
They shouldn’t let him out of his cage without a leash
April 20th, 2007 at 1:42 pmIn any conflict, your fate will depend on your action. Do not destroy oil wells, a source of wealth that belongs to the Iraqi people. Do not obey any command to use weapons of mass destruction against anyone, including the Iraqi people. War crimes will be prosecuted. War criminals will be punished. And it will be no defense to say, “I was just following orders.”
-President George W. Bush speaking directly to the Iraqi people during a national address, 2003-03-17
April 20th, 2007 at 1:42 pmbwahahaha!!!
oh this is funny, Liberals do like wikipedia which my two year old son can go into and edit as he wishes….oh this is classic, classic!
sorry children, Lenin did call his children from the left useful idiots, believe, don’t believe, it doesn’t matter. he said it, what did he know that you useful idiots don’t know, right? :)
much love useful idiots. Believe me, thinkprogress.org, Kerry, Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, William J. Clinton, Pelosi, Boxer, Murtha, Edwards, all do think that the left in America is but a bunch of useful idiots.
secret for you children, thinkprogress.org, huffandpuff post, dailycoocoos, Clinton, Kerry, Biden, Murtha, Durbin, Boxer, Pelosi, Reid, Edwards, Al Franken, Michael Moore, etc, etc, etc do not care about you. they use and abuse you and as blinded fools you allow it. poor you.
now don’t tell this secret to the ignorant liberal masses, the Democratic Party may go after you, Al Franken would be very upset and Michael Moore might go on a dieat. hahahahaha!!!!
April 20th, 2007 at 1:43 pmWe sure don’t need to look any further to determine how Gonzo got to be AG.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:43 pmThe attention-deficit afflicted boy-king, who managed to coast through college on Daddy’s name and money, came to be president on Daddy’s name and money, and with no qualifications, no knowledge, no intellect, and no curiosity about anything or anyone that preceded him, has actually accomplished a great deal…and all of it horrid.
Mary Popplins,
so much hate…so I take it you don’t live in the USA and you are not an Ameican citizen and that is why you claim that Bush is not your President, right? because if that is not the case, you might want to open a history and political science book and you will be shocked to find that as much as Clinton was my President, Bush is also our President. f…..cking retards, wow, you fools, poor, poor fools.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:44 pmJJ (Jerk Jerk) you are an ignorant a$$ sucking toadie, you rants are nothing but mindless dribble, you are a punk sitting in womens clothes sitting next to your favorite blowup sex doll. Get off of your chair dildo and go suck an egg, punk!
There, that feels much better now…..ahhh!
Clintons IQ 182, Bush IQ 91, JJ IQ 66
Hating the repuke mafia daily
April 20th, 2007 at 1:50 pmjj: “sorry children, Lenin did call his children from the left useful idiots”
OK, I’ll play. I say he didn’t say that and you say he did. The onus is on you to produce the quote. Put up or shut up, smart guy.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:50 pmThe trolls are bragging that the White House idiot was the victor in two elections – they fail to note that the elections were stolen.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:51 pmThe first one was won by Gore, but given to him by the SCOTUS and the second one was won on lies and theft.
To them, it is only important that they are the ones standing with their feet on the neck of America; they don’t care that their boy has ruined everything; they don’t care about the terrible state of the country; they don’t care that we are in a war we can’t escape; they don’t care about anything except that their boy “won.”
They are so ignorant, it is sickening.
oh this is funny, Liberals do like wikipedia which my two year old son can go into and edit as he wishes
…Michael Moore might go on a dieat.
Comment by j.j.johansen johnson — April 20, 2007 @ 1:43 pm
Any true parent knows that a 2 year old does not have the capability to comprehend, let alone edit an advanced, educational website.
but the way you spell, you may need extra flash card time. Maybe your hypothetical son could help.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:52 pmJust a thought…
Have a great, delusional day j.j.
#120 jj
I hate to tell you but the Republicans are in the MINITORY SINCE THE ELECTION 2006. The Dems will add more in both houses of congress in 2008.
We will have a Democrat in the White House in 2008 also.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:52 pmIn some ways, it is amusing to read the trolls comments – they are desperately looking to drag someone else down into the abyss with Bush — they must be so embarrassed that their leader cannot speak a complete sentence because his thoughts are so incoherent.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:54 pmI have news for you guys — there is no one deeper in incompetence, ignorance and arrogance than Bush – although it appears you may be in a tie with him at the bottom.
George W. Bush’s Greatest Hits (Feb. 4 2005)….
“Because the — all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There’s a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those — changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be — or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It’s kind of muddled. Look, there’s a series of things that cause the — like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate — the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those — if that growth is affected, it will help on the red.”
April 20th, 2007 at 1:54 pmjj, just a thought – if you’re going to whine and cry about “so much hate,” it would probably be better not to end your post with “f….cking retards…”
April 20th, 2007 at 1:54 pmBluedog49,
do you think I care whether you believe me or not. I take it Lenin, a monster, is one of your gods, eh? that is why you are so worried that he called the left ignorant masses useful idiot, eh? child, son, I don’t have to prove anything to you. :) I take it Stalin, another monster, worst than Hitler is another one of your gods. How about Castro, and El Che, both your heros too? they loved killing women and children. No wonder liberals hold these monsters as heros.
hey by the way, seen the approval rating of our current congress, not much higher than that of the President, oh, oh!
and the approval rating of Republicans and Democrats in Congress is pretty much the same.
looks like all your drivel was just that drivel.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:55 pmDRxJ,
my two year old son has a better grasp on reality than most liberals that post on here. Sh….t my two year old son makes more sense than anything you have ever said.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:57 pmjj
I do live in the USA but Bush is not my President. Don’t insult me as you know nothing about me. Get a life. I do dislike Bush as he took us into an Illegal war for OIL. Stuff it!!!!
April 20th, 2007 at 1:57 pmjj,
Your meth is boiling over in your bathtub.
How does trailer-trash have the means to use the internet?
FASCINATING.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:59 pmNotice that the President’s words are much clearer when he talks about subjects he truly believes…
I think people attack me because they are fearful that I will then say that you’re not equally as patriotic if you’re not a religious person. … I’ve never said that. I’ve never acted like that. I think that’s just the way it is.
-President George W. Bush, Washington Times, Jan. 12, 2005
April 20th, 2007 at 1:59 pmj.j.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:59 pmdid you know that liberalism is the antithesis of communism?
of course you didn’t. Limpball didn’t tell you that.
j.j.(IHL, MoonBatPatrol)
always the kidder. never having to back up his claims. I, too can play that game.
It’s a known fact that j.j. was caught polishing his bishop among dozens of boy scout and teen male magazines, and is now tethered and must stay at least 300 yards from any elementary or middle school
again, FACT!
April 20th, 2007 at 2:01 pmSh….t my two year old son makes more sense than anything you have ever said.
Comment by j.j.
We had a feeling your brain development had stalled somewhere around the age of 5, thanks for confirming!
April 20th, 2007 at 2:01 pmWhy do the trolls continue to equate liberalism with communism?
April 20th, 2007 at 2:03 pmThey should understand capitalism.
Liberal thinking isn’t a factor .
Missing from Mr. Bush’s poorly phrased self-description – that he’s the Decider – is that he needn’t do anything else.
He needn’t understand what he’s deciding: What’s at issue, what will it cost, who will it benefit or harm and why, what would change or stay the same. In short, he ignores the costs, benefits and risks. The things that any good CEO would want to know before exercising his or her authority as Decision Maker in Chief.
To paper over his inadequacies, Mr. Bush doesn’t just use a ruler that labels six centimeters as six inches. He redefines the role of CEO as Button Pusher in Chief. It’s only the hired help that needs to know how things work. For Mr. Gonzales, imitation is truly the sincerest form of flattery.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:05 pmSpudge_Boy, Bluedog49, and now Marie:
You have yet to point to any fact that would have prevented Diebold from “stealing” the 2006 election — you think an investigation or a couple minor convictions were enough to make the GOP “lay low”? Wouldn’t a more rational explanation be two words: “Mark Foley”?
April 20th, 2007 at 2:05 pmjj: “do you think I care whether you believe me or not”
The issue is not whether or not I believe you. The issue is whether or not you know what you’re talking about. You claim Lenin used the term “useful idiots.” It seems to be a central thesis in your thoughtful posts today. My claim is that you don’t know what you’re talking about and that Lenin never said that. Whether or not I like Lenin or Stalin or any other boogieman you can dream up is irrelevant.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:05 pmA woman in Nevada claims that in the 80’s she witnessed Bush performing a homosexual sex in a public bathroom.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:08 pmLiberalsim is the antithesis of communism? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!
who fed you this bull you liberal communist professors in college? hahahahahahahaha!!!
oh man this is too funny….poor ignorant liberal masses.
Communism is left wing ideology, Liberal ideology, taken to the extreme. In fact Communism is so extreme that it actually meets Fascims in the political spectrum.
extreme left wing nutjobs are no different than extreme right wing nutjobs.
get a clue and an education.
oh man, this is too funny, poor liberals.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:08 pmMary Popplins,
sorry child, Bush is your President. Go ask your god Boxer, or maybe Pelosi.
are you as stupid as what you write here, or do you just play stupid?
April 20th, 2007 at 2:09 pmI think we all agree, the past is over.
The Dallas Morning News, May 10 2000
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully.
The Washington Post, October 1, 2000
They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it’s some kind of federal program.
USA Today, St. Charles, MO, November 2, 2000
They misunderestimated me.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:10 pmBentonville, Arkansas, November 6, 2000
Michael, somebody already addressed your phony Diebold question – Diebold was in the process of being investigated. The convictions prove that Republicans “fixed” the recount process, a process which could have conceivably showed that Kerry actually won Ohio, so it’s not a “minor conviction.”
April 20th, 2007 at 2:11 pmNothing could be more dangerous to the nation at this moment, than to have a president that appears he should go back in the tub and play with his rubber duck.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:11 pmBluedog49,
Oh so now Lenin and Stalin are boogiemen, eh? so they are your hero. Do you dream about having the same power as Stalin and being able to kill over 100 million people like he did? don’t worry, most liberal wackos masturbate to Stalin, Castro, El Che, Lenin, Michael Moore, Al Franken, Pelosi, Kerry, Kennedy.
all you need to know, Bluedgo49, is that I know a lot more about what i am talking about than 99.9% of the liberal wackos that post here and yes, this includes you.
I don’t need to prove it to you. all you need to do is shut up and learn from me. hahahahahahaha!!!!!
April 20th, 2007 at 2:12 pm#179…Oops, I should’ve said that these are all quotes from George W. Bush.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:13 pmjj: “Communism is left wing ideology, Liberal ideology, taken to the extreme.”
The Father of our Country:
“As mankind becomes more liberal they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct themselves as worthy members of the community are equally entitled to the protection of civil government. I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations in examples of justice and liberality.â€
– George Washington, Letter to the Roman Catholics, March 15, 1790
Communism is an economic system. Liberalism is a political and social philosophy. I know that to some this is a tough distinction, but there it is.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:14 pmOK, JJ, I’m going to take your post as an admission that you cannot find a citation to prove that Lenin used the term “useful idiots.”
Thanks.
Remember. Arguments tend to have more weight when they’re based on reality.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:15 pmOne of the great things about books is, sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-George W. Bush, U.S. News & World Report (January 3, 2000)
April 20th, 2007 at 2:16 pmoh man, this is too funny, poor liberals.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:16 pmComment by j.j. — April 20, 2007 @ 2:08 pm
When you used to post under the moniker MoonBatPatrol, I confronted you on your homophobia.
It was the thread regarding a christian who felt that homosexuality could be prevented by showering with your father at a young age.
I asked if you showered and compared with your daddy. You took total offense, and started numerous moronic posts that eventually led to you wishing you could tie up and pistol whip all gays.
I called you on that, and you disappeared!
but now you’re back, and I will continue to call you on this!
So j.j., does your delusions still include pistol whipping tied up homosexuals?
Bluedog49,
sorry, Washington was speaking about liberal with a small “l”, I am talking Liberal with a capital L, if you don’t know the difference please do yourself a favor and go play with the children in the sandbox, ok?
Communism is both a political and economic system. Now you are really showing your lack of education, please just do yourself a favor and shut up and learn from me.
hey if it helps you to sleep better and night to believe that I can’t prove Lenin’s quote, son, by all means believe it. I am not here to proof anything, I am here to educated the communist and liberal ignorant masses like you. :)
April 20th, 2007 at 2:21 pmand if this bastard were assasinated the stock marker would plunge. However, while this dunderhead lives the Stock Market reaches new highs…….
April 20th, 2007 at 2:22 pmjj
I don’t need to ask anyone. The only one that is stupid is you. You have alot of hate. You have your opinion and I have mine. What makes you right just becuse you want to college. That does not make you smarter than anyone else. The only one that is a child is you. GROW-UP!!!!!
GOOD-BY
April 20th, 2007 at 2:22 pmDRxJ,
here we go, left wing wacked out paranoia.
sorry kid, you must have mee confused with your mirror image.
try again paranoid fool.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:25 pmI guess when you get to post #187 the conversation is bound to deteriorate to “pistol whipping tied up homosexuals?”.
And I thought my quotes from George Bush were funny!
April 20th, 2007 at 2:26 pmDamn, I asked this little fungi jj a question back on 130. I see that he’s had time to attack but couldn’t answer if the Decider made the decision to increase the troops tour of duty a day after he said he wouldn’t.
So easy for jj to throw digital crap out but can’t explain the President’s flip and flop. Talk tough but stretch our military passed the breaking point.
Answer it jj.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:26 pm‘President-elect Bush.’ I said, ‘Yes.’ He said, ‘What color rug do you want in the Oval Office?’
Ah… the stress, the pressure, the constant ebb and flow of the many important decisions that the president of the most militarily powerful nation on the planet has to face on a daily basis.
Now let’s review a George Bush presidential highlight:
“I would say the best moment of all [since becoming president] was when I caught a 7.5 pound perch in my lake.”
I am so fortunate I don’t have such a high-pressure job….
/sarcasm off
April 20th, 2007 at 2:32 pmA woman in Nevada claims that in the 80’s she witnessed Bush performing a homosexual sex in a public bathroom.
Comment by Bluedog49 — April 20, 2007 @ 2:08 pm
Somebody ask Jeff Gannon if he believes this story. But please have a video camera to record his response.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:38 pmA woman in Nevada claims that in the 80’s she witnessed Bush performing a homosexual sex in a public bathroom.
Comment by Bluedog49 — April 20, 2007 @ 2:08 pm
HEY Justa Jerkoff – We know the aversion you Republicans have to blowjobs so what homosexual act do you think Bush engages in?
April 20th, 2007 at 2:42 pmkickthebucket fool,
I’ll answer question the day that Liberal fools like you answer questions from conservative fools like me. Until then….well you know.
answer these questions and I’ll answer yours, deal little one?
why are you so stupid, why? why are liberals so uneducated, so insignificant, so hateful, so ill-informed? why? why do Liberals hate Iraqis, but love peole from Darfur?
why do you love the Democratic Party when it is full of corrupt, hate America, only care about themselves politicians?
answer these and all other questions I ask you and I will answer you question.
deal my youngen?
April 20th, 2007 at 2:44 pm“A woman in Nevada claims that in the 80’s she witnessed Bush performing a homosexual sex in a public bathroom.
Comment by Bluedog49 — April 20, 2007 @ 2:08 pm”
who cares if he did this or not….incredible that you attack Bush by using something that you claim to embrace.
Who cares!!!!!
you can’t be tis dumb my communist friend who wishes to kill more people than Stalin and Castro did.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:45 pmI prefer he call himself the “dumbinator“.
It’s what he is.
It’s what he does.
It represents us as a nation, and for that we should all be very, very ashamed.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:46 pmwho cares if he did this or not….incredible that you attack Bush by using something that you claim to embrace.
Who cares!!!!!
you can’t be tis dumb my communist friend who wishes to kill more people than Stalin and Castro did. Comment by j.j. — April 20, 2007 @ 2:45 pm
BAHAHA, what st*pid b*llsh*t from the little nazi t*rd!!!
If it were any Democrat, you’d call for a national investigation on this! You whiny cowardly little professional victim wingnuts are just so precious! St*pid, dangerous, murderous and hateful – but precious to someone – probably your mom if you haven’t killed her yet…
April 20th, 2007 at 2:52 pmThat’s about what I expected from someone who supports Bush. Can’t defend him but if jj’s always attacking then he could try to change the subject. Too bad Bush’s record will stick to him. The Decider didn’t know that the troop tours of duty were going to be changed. Or did he? Either way he flipped and flopped.
jj’s questions remind me of the old “when did you stop beating your wife” question.
Put down a real question jj and it will be answered.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:52 pmwhy are you so stupid, why? why are liberals so uneducated, so insignificant, so hateful, so ill-informed? why? why do Liberals hate Iraqis, but love peole from Darfur? Comment by j.j. — April 20, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
BAHAHAHAHAAHAHA, wow, more self criticism… When you learn proper grammar and spelling michael/nully, you won’t look so funny, calling other st*pid!
why do you love the Democratic Party when it is full of corrupt, hate America, only care about themselves politicians? Comment by j.j. — April 20, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
BAHAHAHA, more self criticism! Devoid of all reality on the number of convictions and investigations into the GOP corruption and as for hatred of America, you don’t need a party j.j, you clearly have enough hate on your own for the *liberal* values of the US – just like Osama does.
answer these and all other questions I ask you and I will answer you question. deal my youngen? Comment by j.j. — April 20, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
You’re too st*pid to either ask or answer a question of relevance nully – like most of your ignorant, uneducated jake*ss republican friends… The party of st*pid, ignorant and ret*rded – is definitely your GOP!
April 20th, 2007 at 2:55 pmSt*pid, dangerous, murderous and hateful – but precious to someone – probably your mom if you haven’t killed her yet…
Comment by ValiantVenusGrewFromUranus
ROFLMAO! I really love your posts, but they’re even better when humor is injected!!!
April 20th, 2007 at 2:56 pmAnother question. Did the decider decide to have over 100,000 hired mercenaries currently active in Iraq along with our 145,000? Some of those hired guns are from Death squads in Chile.
Does the decider know the actual size of the forces in Iraq is over 240,000 and not the 145,000 that is touted?
Do try and answer the question. Or continue to spittle on yourself
April 20th, 2007 at 3:04 pmYou know what would be brilliant?
Taking clips of Bush and mashing them with that Peter Sellars movie about the idiot….
April 20th, 2007 at 3:10 pmA woman in Nevada claims that in the 80’s she witnessed Bush performing a homosexual sex in a public bathroom
Who cares!!!!!
Comment by j.j. — April 20, 2007 @ 2:45 pm
Wow – how much money did you Republicans waste on that show trial about Clinton’s blow job from a woman and you you don’t care about Bush’s homosexual acts?
You neocons are so complex – or is it that you have so many complexes.
April 20th, 2007 at 3:23 pmjj cares very much about that homosexual act. Was it an act or was it something much, much more.
Fox would be all over this if it were a Democratic president
When are you going to answer a real question jj? Stand up for your party and write something that shows a spine instead of fangs.
April 20th, 2007 at 3:32 pmStalin, Castro, El Che, Lenin, Michael Moore, Al Franken, Pelosi, Kerry, Kennedy.
Comment by j.j. — April 20, 2007 @ 2:12 pm
You forgot the villain of He-Man. This post is beyond delusional.
all you need to know, Bluedgo49, is that I know a lot more about what i am talking about than 99.9% of the liberal wackos that post here and yes, this includes you.
I don’t need to prove it to you. all you need to do is shut up and learn from me. hahahahahahaha!!!!!
OWNED
April 20th, 2007 at 3:48 pmjj is cutting edge Republican intelligence. He’s the future of their Party. He may think he’s performing some kind of service for Dimson here, but what he’s really doing is embarrasing anyone who might be inclined to support Republicans.
Keep sharing your thoughts with us jj…..you are having an impact. Just not the way you think.
April 20th, 2007 at 3:49 pmjj cannnot defend the horrid conduct of his boy king so he lashes out in different directions to attempt to change the subject. Lenin, communism, john kerry, michael moore, what does any of that have to do with Bush? You know, the topic of the thread. Bush is the worst president in the history of our country, support for him equals treason.
April 20th, 2007 at 4:15 pmIn recent speeches, Bush has made of habit of reminding people that he and Laura put a new rug in the Oval Office. It’s a minor detail, but a subtle reminder to the base as to why the rug needed to be replaced. My guess is that Bush is laying the groundwork for republicans just in case Hillary wins the democratic nomination.
April 20th, 2007 at 4:21 pm211. And Raymond (Rain Man) reminded everybody on how much he liked Kmart. Is Bush mentally disturbed or just dumb? You decide.
I like using those Fox style questions.
April 20th, 2007 at 4:34 pmjj also “knows” Lenin referred to American liberals as “useful idiots,” but for the life of him, he can’t find the citation.
April 20th, 2007 at 4:55 pmjust getting here…
randi is talking about a town hall speech he gave at tip city ohio – this event? – that showed dubya to be so whacked out, she said it would scare you… she said the part about a chicken (i think?) must have been scrubbed because she couldn’t find it any more…
it should be on cnn so that we could see how drugged up he is…
April 20th, 2007 at 5:16 pmi’ve seen it for weeks now, worse than ever…
I make a lot of big ones and I make a lot of little ones…
Why does Bush feel the need to share his scatological life with his audience?
Is fecal matter really all that important? Inquiring minds want to know.
April 20th, 2007 at 5:23 pm…behold…
…the faces of…
…the brain dead inbreds…
…in Bushiva’scult…
April 20th, 2007 at 6:04 pmNow that he’s made the decision to not be the Decider anymore, who will be deciding what he decides next?
April 20th, 2007 at 6:18 pmThe president totally loses his shit, evolves into a babbling idiot ranting about chicken-plucking factories and rugs, and The Dick takes over. That’s next. Or before?
April 20th, 2007 at 6:23 pmrandi just mentioned that the WH pulled the video but it is on abcnews or somewhere else- YouTube? Anyone here can find it?
April 20th, 2007 at 6:26 pm“He said, ‘What color rug do you want in the Oval Office?’
I said, ‘I’ll have to check with Mr. Cheney and get back to you.’”
April 20th, 2007 at 6:43 pm…behold…
…the faces of…
…the brain dead inbreds…
…in Bushiva’scult…
Comment by big papa — April 20, 2007 @ 6:04 pm
really… looking at that picture is kinda spooky…
but better than i expected when i heard he would be speaking
April 20th, 2007 at 6:47 pmat a high school… at least those folks are “of age”…
their excuses are way behind them…
…
Heres the CNN version, not sure if its any different than the abc, its really painful to watch.
http://atrios.blogspot.com/2007_04_15_archive.html#117701576506855501
Thanks s for the disturbing video
April 20th, 2007 at 6:58 pmI am relieved that he made the right decision about the rug!
Bush is clearly one sandwich short of a picnic. And he really is a sociopath. No feelings, no compassion, no understanding.
At a time when violence is surging in Baghdad, and an unprecedented number of US soldiers have died in April, Bush is talking about his rug?
The guy belongs in a mental institution for the criminally insane.
April 20th, 2007 at 7:43 pm…That’s got to be the LARGEST DAMNED Family portrait in American history…
April 20th, 2007 at 8:39 pmIsn’t it telling that…
…Bushiva is now having his propaganda sessions…
…in high school gyms…
…vs arenas and stadiums?
April 20th, 2007 at 8:51 pmAnd the phone rang, and the head usher at the White House said, “President-elect Bush.” I said, “Yes.” He said, “What color rug do you want in the Oval Office?” (Laughter.) I said, this is going to be a decision-making experience. (Laughter.)
Here’s the same exchange with the context added back in that shows it’s a joke.
April 21st, 2007 at 1:51 am225 comments analysing this. Wow.
When is he going to come out and tell the people the Truth for once, That this job was well over His head. It takes some just a little smart then him to run the county. Maybe a chimp.
April 21st, 2007 at 3:23 amOh screw Bush!! i’ll be glad to see the back of the decider when he leave in a year and a half.
April 21st, 2007 at 11:28 amHE’S NOT THE DECIDER he takes orders from a shadowy element behind the scenes.Did you ever get a job that you thought would be great then come to find out that job is not so glorious because there are all these little things you didnt know about.This is the Equivalent of the presidency. JFK discovered this element and tried to refuse them seeking to cut the country off from this abomiNATION.We have all heard what happened to him! UP WITH GOD, DOWN WITH ALL WHO OPPOSE.
April 21st, 2007 at 11:38 amCome on now – he’s doing the best he can. And really, when you think about it, for a former alcoholic and coke addict, he’s done pretty good. We were going to put Kieth Richards in this job, but his schedule didn’t allow it, plus he sometimes walks right up to potted ferns and starts a conversation.
April 21st, 2007 at 11:44 amFuck Bush, his administration and all his cover-up, evil bastard friends.
April 21st, 2007 at 1:55 pm“I’m a decision” well at least Letterman will have something to use in his Great Presidential Speeches segment. I have never in my life seen someone so powerful be so unable to express an idea. Can you imagine what that looks like to the international community? They think he is an idiot but what it worse is when he talks like that it sounds like he is trying to explain himself to a confused 7 year old. He makes us look like rubes.
April 21st, 2007 at 3:08 pmDoes one not become tired of playing dumb in public every time??
DOWN WITH THE ILLUMINATI!
April 21st, 2007 at 3:19 pmBush isn’t dumb, he talks to dumb people.
April 21st, 2007 at 3:20 pmNice!
April 21st, 2007 at 4:07 pmOh..
April 21st, 2007 at 4:12 pmI’m sorry, (well, really I’m not), but I refuse to watch this brain-dead box of rocks. I also refuse to watch Dic*less Cheney, Mann Coulter, Rush Limpdic* Fox News or any of the mainstays of the neocon right. *UCK THEM. Honestly, I cannot stomach these sick pieces of excrement spewing their poison nonsense. That brings to mind the bit about the NRA bu$h murmured when he gave his “speech” at VA Tech. What an unbelieveable moron and puppet slave this little monkey-bi*ch is. The repubs should just yank him and be done with it for crying out loud, but they would rather cut off their own noses than admit that bu$h is the perfect example of the Peter Principle at work, the retards…
April 21st, 2007 at 9:44 pmI couldn’t help it, I had to watch… He looked like a chicken bobbing it’s head when he said, “decision maker.” Decison maker, bwaaaaaak- bwaak- bwaak- bwaak- bwaak!!! It would be befitting for bu$h to be reincarnated as a chicken, wouldn’t it?!
April 21st, 2007 at 10:36 pmHahaha, Bush doesn’t know how to count.
From the speech.
“I believe it’s in the interest of the United States to have a comprehensive immigration plan that meets certain objectives: one, helps us better secure our border; two, recognizes that people are doing work here that Americans are not doing; three, that recognizes that we are a nation of immigrants, and we ought to uphold that tradition in a way that honors the rule of law; four, that it’s in the interest of the country that people who are here be assimilated in a way that — with our traditions and history. In other words, those who eventually become citizens be assimilated. In other words, one of the great things about America is we’ve been able to assimilate people from different backgrounds and different countries. I suspect some of your relatives might be the kind of people I’m talking about.
Four, that we do not grant amnesty. I am very worried about automatic citizenship being granted to people who have been here illegally. I think that undermines rule of law — (applause) — I think it undermines the rule of law, I also think it would create a condition, or send the signal that it’s okay for another X-millions of people to come.
Five, you can’t kick people out. You may think you can kick people out, but you can’t. It’s not going to work. It’s impractical to think that you can find 10 million people who have been here for a long period of time and boot them out of the country.
Six, if you hire somebody who is an illegal alien, you ought to be held to account. Now, those are the — (applause) — wait a minute. Those are the principles. And we’re working in Congress. The first step was to make it clear to the American people that we would change our border policy. This is a subject I’m real familiar with. As you might recall, I was the governor of the great state of Texas, and we’ve been dealing with — (applause) — there you go. Always one in every crowd. (Laughter.)
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:20 amGuys,
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:41 amWasn’t this the same person who could not decide for himself that he would go to bathroom ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4249646.stm
The rug was the best decision he has made while in office. Everything else has turned into a disaster.
April 23rd, 2007 at 11:39 pmBush is such an embarrassment in so many ways. The real problem is not his mangling of the English language, it is his mangling of the world political situation which has resulted in the unnecessary death of thousands, American and Iraqi, a civil war in Iraq, the strengthening of Muslim extremists’ anti-West attitudes, and the diminution of the perception of the U.S. by the rest of the world.
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:39 pmERG