Comments on: ‘The Decider’ speaks.

By: E R Gabriel

E R Gabriel — Thu, 03 May 2007 16:39:14 +0000

Bush is such an embarrassment in so many ways. The real problem is not his mangling of the English language, it is his mangling of the world political situation which has resulted in the unnecessary death of thousands, American and Iraqi, a civil war in Iraq, the strengthening of Muslim extremists’ anti-West attitudes, and the diminution of the perception of the U.S. by the rest of the world.
ERG

By: Equinox

Equinox — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:39:54 +0000

The rug was the best decision he has made while in office. Everything else has turned into a disaster.

By: Rk

Rk — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:41:33 +0000

Guys,
Wasn’t this the same person who could not decide for himself that he would go to bathroom ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4249646.stm

By: Battlecruiser

Battlecruiser — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 04:20:18 +0000

Hahaha, Bush doesn’t know how to count.

From the speech.
“I believe it’s in the interest of the United States to have a comprehensive immigration plan that meets certain objectives: one, helps us better secure our border; two, recognizes that people are doing work here that Americans are not doing; three, that recognizes that we are a nation of immigrants, and we ought to uphold that tradition in a way that honors the rule of law; four, that it’s in the interest of the country that people who are here be assimilated in a way that — with our traditions and history. In other words, those who eventually become citizens be assimilated. In other words, one of the great things about America is we’ve been able to assimilate people from different backgrounds and different countries. I suspect some of your relatives might be the kind of people I’m talking about.

Four, that we do not grant amnesty. I am very worried about automatic citizenship being granted to people who have been here illegally. I think that undermines rule of law — (applause) — I think it undermines the rule of law, I also think it would create a condition, or send the signal that it’s okay for another X-millions of people to come.

Five, you can’t kick people out. You may think you can kick people out, but you can’t. It’s not going to work. It’s impractical to think that you can find 10 million people who have been here for a long period of time and boot them out of the country.

Six, if you hire somebody who is an illegal alien, you ought to be held to account. Now, those are the — (applause) — wait a minute. Those are the principles. And we’re working in Congress. The first step was to make it clear to the American people that we would change our border policy. This is a subject I’m real familiar with. As you might recall, I was the governor of the great state of Texas, and we’ve been dealing with — (applause) — there you go. Always one in every crowd. (Laughter.)

By: nikolai

nikolai — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:36:59 +0000

I couldn’t help it, I had to watch… He looked like a chicken bobbing it’s head when he said, “decision maker.” Decison maker, bwaaaaaak- bwaak- bwaak- bwaak- bwaak!!! It would be befitting for bu$h to be reincarnated as a chicken, wouldn’t it?!

By: nikolai

nikolai — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:44:46 +0000

I’m sorry, (well, really I’m not), but I refuse to watch this brain-dead box of rocks. I also refuse to watch Dic*less Cheney, Mann Coulter, Rush Limpdic* Fox News or any of the mainstays of the neocon right. *UCK THEM. Honestly, I cannot stomach these sick pieces of excrement spewing their poison nonsense. That brings to mind the bit about the NRA bu$h murmured when he gave his “speech” at VA Tech. What an unbelieveable moron and puppet slave this little monkey-bi*ch is. The repubs should just yank him and be done with it for crying out loud, but they would rather cut off their own noses than admit that bu$h is the perfect example of the Peter Principle at work, the retards…

By: Bill

Bill — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 20:12:50 +0000

Oh..

By: Bill

Bill — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 20:07:37 +0000

Nice!

By: arse

arse — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:20:41 +0000

Bush isn’t dumb, he talks to dumb people.

By: arse

arse — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:19:36 +0000

Does one not become tired of playing dumb in public every time??

DOWN WITH THE ILLUMINATI!

By: shawntos

shawntos — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:08:44 +0000

“I’m a decision” well at least Letterman will have something to use in his Great Presidential Speeches segment. I have never in my life seen someone so powerful be so unable to express an idea. Can you imagine what that looks like to the international community? They think he is an idiot but what it worse is when he talks like that it sounds like he is trying to explain himself to a confused 7 year old. He makes us look like rubes.

By: Allan Smith McKensey

Allan Smith McKensey — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 17:55:28 +0000

Fuck Bush, his administration and all his cover-up, evil bastard friends.

By: D. Cheney

D. Cheney — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:44:41 +0000

Come on now – he’s doing the best he can. And really, when you think about it, for a former alcoholic and coke addict, he’s done pretty good. We were going to put Kieth Richards in this job, but his schedule didn’t allow it, plus he sometimes walks right up to potted ferns and starts a conversation.

By: alphaomega

alphaomega — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:38:49 +0000

HE’S NOT THE DECIDER he takes orders from a shadowy element behind the scenes.Did you ever get a job that you thought would be great then come to find out that job is not so glorious because there are all these little things you didnt know about.This is the Equivalent of the presidency. JFK discovered this element and tried to refuse them seeking to cut the country off from this abomiNATION.We have all heard what happened to him! UP WITH GOD, DOWN WITH ALL WHO OPPOSE.

By: velvet rug

velvet rug — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:28:05 +0000

Oh screw Bush!! i’ll be glad to see the back of the decider when he leave in a year and a half.

By: Max

Max — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:23:14 +0000

When is he going to come out and tell the people the Truth for once, That this job was well over His head. It takes some just a little smart then him to run the county. Maybe a chimp.

By: Kilo

Kilo — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:51:13 +0000

And the phone rang, and the head usher at the White House said, “President-elect Bush.” I said, “Yes.” He said, “What color rug do you want in the Oval Office?” (Laughter.) I said, this is going to be a decision-making experience. (Laughter.)

Here’s the same exchange with the context added back in that shows it’s a joke.
225 comments analysing this. Wow.

By: big papa

big papa — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 00:51:08 +0000

Isn’t it telling that…

…Bushiva is now having his propaganda sessions…

…in high school gyms…

…vs arenas and stadiums?

By: big papa

big papa — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 00:39:22 +0000

…That’s got to be the LARGEST DAMNED Family portrait in American history…

By: Devil's Advocate

Devil's Advocate — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 23:43:21 +0000

I am relieved that he made the right decision about the rug!

Bush is clearly one sandwich short of a picnic. And he really is a sociopath. No feelings, no compassion, no understanding.

At a time when violence is surging in Baghdad, and an unprecedented number of US soldiers have died in April, Bush is talking about his rug?

The guy belongs in a mental institution for the criminally insane.