Comments on: Renzi denies retirement rumors. http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/ Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:23:47 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: katy http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/comment-page-1/#comment-3774925 katy Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:03:23 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/#comment-3774925 hope you all got to see this verrrry interesting video… katherine harris and renzi getting cozy for the cspan camera… “The Canoodle” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmVcmrim5k enjoy… hope you all got to see this verrrry interesting video…
katherine harris and renzi getting cozy for the cspan camera…

“The Canoodle”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmVcmrim5k

enjoy…

]]> By: Dr David Delacroix http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/comment-page-1/#comment-3773697 Dr David Delacroix Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:57:12 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/#comment-3773697 "ManTech International, how may I direct your call?" "Yes, General Papa Doc Renzi, please." "May I tell him who's calling?" "Yes, Rick Baby Doc Renzi." "Please hold." Silence and elevator music. More silence and elevator music. "I'm sorry, General Papa Doc Renzi is unavailable to take your call. Would you like his voice mail?" "Yes, please." Little Rickie Baby Doc Renzi reaches his daddy's voice mail: "Dad. Call me! This is like the 17th time I've left a message. Call me! The FBI is asking me all sorts of questions about ManTech and sweetheart deals. What do I say? Call me! Oh, and Dad? Remember the advice you gave me in when I was in the Boy Scouts about not taking long showers with other guys? Does that apply to Federal Prison as well? Let me know, I miss you Dad!" “ManTech International, how may I direct your call?”

“Yes, General Papa Doc Renzi, please.”

“May I tell him who’s calling?”

“Yes, Rick Baby Doc Renzi.”

“Please hold.”

Silence and elevator music.

More silence and elevator music.

“I’m sorry, General Papa Doc Renzi is unavailable to take your call. Would you like his voice mail?”

“Yes, please.”

Little Rickie Baby Doc Renzi reaches his daddy’s voice mail:

“Dad. Call me! This is like the 17th time I’ve left a message. Call me! The FBI is asking me all sorts of questions about ManTech and sweetheart deals. What do I say? Call me! Oh, and Dad? Remember the advice you gave me in when I was in the Boy Scouts about not taking long showers with other guys? Does that apply to Federal Prison as well? Let me know, I miss you Dad!”

]]> By: DM http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/comment-page-1/#comment-3773685 DM Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:51:59 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/#comment-3773685 #6 - Speaking of RNC emails, doesn't creating a separate network of communications for the use of concealing activities intended to illegally influence the performance of government functions constitute conspiracy to commit treason? We really ought to stop waiting for the video of Rove cackling with a smoking gun in his hand, yelling "screw the constitution!" That's a comic book image. The real enemy is the greasy-palmed creep of fascism, the slow erosion of principles and trust. The villain is here, now, and hiding in plain sight, folded in the flag and bound with the Presidential Seal. #6 – Speaking of RNC emails, doesn’t creating a separate network of communications for the use of concealing activities intended to illegally influence the performance of government functions constitute conspiracy to commit treason?

We really ought to stop waiting for the video of Rove cackling with a smoking gun in his hand, yelling “screw the constitution!” That’s a comic book image. The real enemy is the greasy-palmed creep of fascism, the slow erosion of principles and trust. The villain is here, now, and hiding in plain sight, folded in the flag and bound with the Presidential Seal.

]]> By: Dr David Delacroix http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/comment-page-1/#comment-3773654 Dr David Delacroix Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:36:05 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/#comment-3773654 "I will not resign." Translated, I believe this really just means, "I, Rick Renzi, will stick it out as long as possible, leveraging whatever power I have as a US Congressman to obstruct, delay, hinder and otherwise just benefit myself in order to prevent, postpone or minimize any jail time in a US Federal penitentiary." I guess it's time to check out the odds from the Vegas bookmakers on just how long Mr. Renzi has left to breathe the air as a freeman and lay some money down. Mr. Renzi, with his handsome Hollywood glass jaw and his sexual potentcy (27 children) is on his last legs and should take the time he has left and available to him to get measured for his prison blues. Remember, Rick, pleats are out of style. You probably want a boot-cut style pair of prison pants, with a high and tight inseam to show off and pander your family jewels. I'm guessing that in prison Mr. Renzi will be very popular with a particular segment of inmates - Mexican illegals. Maybe Mr. Renzi can ask his ManTech daddy what he should do. My guess is that General Papa Doc Renzi would gladly feed his own son to the sharks. “I will not resign.” Translated, I believe this really just means, “I, Rick Renzi, will stick it out as long as possible, leveraging whatever power I have as a US Congressman to obstruct, delay, hinder and otherwise just benefit myself in order to prevent, postpone or minimize any jail time in a US Federal penitentiary.”

I guess it’s time to check out the odds from the Vegas bookmakers on just how long Mr. Renzi has left to breathe the air as a freeman and lay some money down. Mr. Renzi, with his handsome Hollywood glass jaw and his sexual potentcy (27 children) is on his last legs and should take the time he has left and available to him to get measured for his prison blues. Remember, Rick, pleats are out of style. You probably want a boot-cut style pair of prison pants, with a high and tight inseam to show off and pander your family jewels.

I’m guessing that in prison Mr. Renzi will be very popular with a particular segment of inmates – Mexican illegals.

Maybe Mr. Renzi can ask his ManTech daddy what he should do. My guess is that General Papa Doc Renzi would gladly feed his own son to the sharks.

]]> By: Kate Henry http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/comment-page-1/#comment-3773649 Kate Henry Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:34:33 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/#comment-3773649 He'll stay in office until they march him off to jail. Typical Republic... He’ll stay in office until they march him off to jail. Typical Republic…

]]> By: Republicans are the Fear and Smear Cowboy http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/comment-page-1/#comment-3773620 Republicans are the Fear and Smear Cowboy Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:20:36 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/#comment-3773620 Renzi is now officially part of the psychotic, collective, republican mindset of "I will not resign under any circumstances." Renzi is now officially part of the psychotic, collective, republican mindset of “I will not resign under any circumstances.”

]]> By: Proud Dem http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/comment-page-1/#comment-3773577 Proud Dem Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:05:00 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/#comment-3773577 They are all starting to sound like broken records. "I won't resign, I won't quit." Day by day, they sound more idiotic. Left turn at next election! They are all starting to sound like broken records. “I won’t resign, I won’t quit.” Day by day, they sound more idiotic.

Left turn at next election!

]]> By: SouthWest Bob http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/comment-page-1/#comment-3773556 SouthWest Bob Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:57:06 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/#comment-3773556 <blockquote><em>"I am honored to have recently been re-elected, and I’m looking forward to continuing to serve the people of the 1st district for the next two years," Renzi said.</em></blockquote> Guess he received a RNC email from cheney/rove at the WH advising that the play book calls for obstruction and foot dragging when faced with potential jail time.

“I am honored to have recently been re-elected, and I’m looking forward to continuing to serve the people of the 1st district for the next two years,” Renzi said.

Guess he received a RNC email from cheney/rove at the WH advising that the play book calls for obstruction and foot dragging when faced with potential jail time.

]]> By: wags http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/comment-page-1/#comment-3773554 wags Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:56:54 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/#comment-3773554 i can't decide if this dude leaving would be better for the country or not. on the one hand, he's ridiculously corrupt. on the other, it may hurt the rethugs' chances in '08. i dunno.... i can’t decide if this dude leaving would be better for the country or not. on the one hand, he’s ridiculously corrupt. on the other, it may hurt the rethugs’ chances in ‘08. i dunno….

]]> By: DM http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/comment-page-1/#comment-3773539 DM Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:47:46 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/#comment-3773539 By all means Renzi, don't resign. Remain here in the public eye where we can post daily archived photos of McCain staunchly supporting you. By all means Renzi, don’t resign. Remain here in the public eye where we can post daily archived photos of McCain staunchly supporting you.

]]> By: lunacy http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/comment-page-1/#comment-3773537 lunacy Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:47:18 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/#comment-3773537 Resign! Liar and crook. Resign! Liar and crook.

]]> By: Clint http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/comment-page-1/#comment-3773536 Clint Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:47:01 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/#comment-3773536 Serving the remainder of his term in the house? Yeah, the big house! Serving the remainder of his term in the house? Yeah, the big house!

]]> By: GSD http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/comment-page-1/#comment-3773534 GSD Fri, 27 Apr 2007 17:46:20 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/27/renzi-denies-retirement-rumors/#comment-3773534 You're doing a heckuva job Renzi. -Chimpy McDennyTerrio You’re doing a heckuva job Renzi.

-Chimpy McDennyTerrio

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