Jeff Gannon’s ‘Bible Reading Marathon.’
Jeff Gannon’s ‘Bible Reading Marathon.’
Dana Milbank writes, “Let us pray that, on next year’s National Day of Prayer, there is better attendance at the ‘Bible Reading Marathon’ on the West Front of the Capitol.”
Organizers put out 600 folding chairs on the lawn — the spot where presidents are inaugurated — and set up a huge stage with powerful amplifiers. But at 9:30 a.m. yesterday, not one of the 600 seats was occupied. By 11 a.m., as a woman read a passage from Revelations, attendance had grown — to four people. Finally, at 1 p.m., 37 of the 600 seats were occupied, though many of those people were tourists eating lunch.
Where was everybody?
“This isn’t that kind of event,” explained Jeff Gannon, spokesman for the host, the International Bible Reading Association. Gannon, actually a pseudonym for James Guckert, had earned fame in 2005 representing a conservative Web site at White House briefings until it was revealed that he posted nude pictures of himself on the Web to offer his services as a $200-an-hour gay escort.
Let us pray for the power to understand how Gannon made his way from HotMilitaryStud.com to the International Bible Reading Association.
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Daryll was the first to take a seat….
May 4th, 2007 at 10:18 amWhere were all the sheep? Apparently the are no longer believers in the prophet, Bush…
May 4th, 2007 at 10:20 am“Where was everybody?”
Gannon took the pole of 600 who intended to cum
May 4th, 2007 at 10:20 amno comment(rotflmao)
May 4th, 2007 at 10:20 amPray that everyone forgets your past. Another right-wing hipocrit.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:23 amWow! Maybe the loonies numbers are starting to fall.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:23 amWhy has Gannon/Guckert never been investigated by the Democrats in Congress? What are they afraid of regarding uncovering his strange relationship to President Bush? Americans have a right to know if Bush paid Gannon for sex acts!
May 4th, 2007 at 10:24 amI’m assuming Jeff read from Leviticus while flagellating himself.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:25 amJay, you’ve got to be kidding. They tried.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:26 amWhy weren’t our bible thumping trolls in attendance? Mom won’t let them use the car? No money to fly? Too afraid of terrorists to take a train? Brown people on buses scare them?
Please enlighten us all knowing trolls.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:29 amNobody wanted to come to Bible reading event with a male hooker reading scripture.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:29 amIs Gannon one of Pamela Martin’s “girls?” Did he shop at Victoria’s Secret too? Did he or Ken Mehlman wear the camisole?
May 4th, 2007 at 10:30 amYeah, I can hear it now:
“Let us pray to the great Savior of the USA, Dubya.
(crickets chirping)
Hello, anyone there?”
May 4th, 2007 at 10:31 ami think gannon/gluckert is just
a tool — and i don’t care whose
beds he’s been lying in. . . now,
or ever. . . still — i find this little
item humorous, from the longer-
lens-of-historical-irony. . .
now — yesterday, sen. leahy and
sen. whitehouse wrote the DoJ to
ask for data summaries on public
corruption cases, by party affiliation.
if they CONFIRM anything like what these
two college professors have documented
during the 2001 to 2006 bush/cheney/rove/
ashcroft/gonzales years of the DoJ, we should
all start yelling for indictments, right now.
just my informed $0.02.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:32 amROFLMAO….Sound’s lite the 22% er’s were all accounted for…Blessings
May 4th, 2007 at 10:32 amPastor Ted tried to make it, but got busted at the airport going through security.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:33 amOh my God. Our nation has been turned into a clownhouse. I mean, is this deliberate buffoonery made to make America look feeble?
Did Gannon set up a confessional complete with glory-hole for one-on-one ministering?
Someone wake me up from this Bush induced nightmare.
-GSD
May 4th, 2007 at 10:35 amPrincess lol they did not try very hard. Rep. Conyers got the Secret Service to release visitation logs for Jeff Gannon to the White House, and he was recorded being there over 200 different times, as well as at least 12 overnight stays, but Conyers never demanded why Jeff was there. One notation in the logs says: “Gannon entertains Blair.” Gannon is not a comedian, so that implies he had sex with Tony Blair.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:35 amsure hope no one got any Mayo on the New Testament
May 4th, 2007 at 10:35 am“International Bible Reading Association”? WTF?
I am pleased as punch to hear that practically no one showed up for this heinous affront to our nation’s religious freedom. The fact that Gannon/Guckert is the SPOKESMAN for such an absurd organization is just plain sweet. The crackhead neocons are finally losing their narrow little minds!
As far as to the inanity of the “national day of prayer” is concerned, I will defer to the Man Himself:
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” [Matthew 6:5-6]
May 4th, 2007 at 10:36 amHow is this news?
May 4th, 2007 at 10:36 amNobody wanted to come to Bible reading event with a male hooker reading scripture.
Comment by Jay Randal — May 4, 2007 @ 10:29 am
michael and I would?
May 4th, 2007 at 10:36 amIt was all God’s plan. He is a reformed man whore, (snort) (snicker), now he is political one.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:36 amWhat kind of event was it, Guckie?
Why all the chairs?
What does a guy like you put on a job application for the Lord?
May 4th, 2007 at 10:39 am“This isn’t that kind of event,†explained Jeff Gannon, spokesman for the host, the International Bible Reading Association, while Ted Haggard performed fellatio on him. “This is an event we in the military sex business call ‘quiet time’. As Karl so affectionately stated, ‘we don’t just screw American citizens, we’re in it to screw everyone’.” Gannon went on to mention that James Dobson didn’t have time to attend the event, but would be seeing Jeff later that night. Mr. Gannon urged him to wear the pink flak vest so it would match Karl’s.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:40 amAs this reporter was leaving, Bill Kristol actually crawled out of Mr. Gannon’s ass. Bill had that usual smirk on his face, but quickly disappeared again, apparently disturbed that only 4 people had attended this important event.
“How is this news?”
It isn’t; it’s humor.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:41 amLet us pray for the power to understand how Gannon made his way from HotMilitaryStud.com to the International Bible Reading Association.
Hypocrisy on his part and on the part of the chritianist?
May 4th, 2007 at 10:42 amWe can only hope he was more successful in his old job than in attracting bible readers.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:45 amJust so you know I saw Jeff Gannon’s escort website, before it called pulled by him, and he is a very nasty hooker. He had a slew of pics of himself naked peeing, so his GOPer clients wanted him to hose them. Another set of pics were of him wearing military dog tags and nothing else. He had a list of endorsements of clients who said they loved to be dominated by him. Pentagon officers seemed to like him a lot > lol.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:46 amI’ll come next year if you pray with snakes Jeff
May 4th, 2007 at 10:50 amCorrection to post 28: …before it GOT pulled by him…
May 4th, 2007 at 10:51 amSo does The Decider, The Commander Guy have private bible reading session with Jeffie? Inquiring minds want to know.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:54 amAnd I am sure this was the prayer they all recited…
Bu$h is my emperor, I shall not want. He layeth me down in fields of greenbacks, he leadeth me besides mercury and arsenic
filled waters; he restoreth corporate welfare and tax cuts for the wealthy, he leadeth me in paths of self-righteousness, greed, and intolerance of others;
Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evildoers (all non-republicans), for he is with me; thy Rove and thy Rice protect me.
Bu$h preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies (all non-republicans), he anointest my head with Iraqi oil and American blood; my Humvee’s gas tank runneth over. Surely wealth and piety shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the white house of Bu$h forever.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:56 am“How is this news?â€
It isn’t; it’s humor.
Comment by PaulB
Seems rather pointless and petty.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:57 amChristians don’t READ the bible silly, they just use it to justify their prejudices and hit people over the head with.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:57 amYou’d think, if he were a sincere Christian, he’d stop lying about his name. It is Guckert.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:01 amthe question REALLY should be:
WHY and HOW is Jeff Gannon STILL involved with the bushies?
why is he still (apparently) being allowed at the White House?
and (very important)
WHY is this NOT being investigated – either by the gummint OR the press????
May 4th, 2007 at 11:12 amSeems rather pointless and petty.
Comment by John M
Lighten up, John. It’s Friday — a great day to laugh at hypocrisy.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:16 amsounds like a natural transition. when you have to abandon your real love for a fantasy, might as well get paid, hm?
always nice to see religion in the news. it will always be there to remind you of just how stupid most people are. ask george
May 4th, 2007 at 11:18 am“By 11 a.m., as a woman read a passage from Revelations, attendance had grown — to four people”
……..yeah….Neil and Bob dropped by, along with the inseparable Oral Roberts
May 4th, 2007 at 11:19 amWhat was “international” about this? Sitting on the Capitol’s steps with a few confused onlookers is not an international event.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:24 amNo problem, for those that passed by and decided not to join, Hell is real. It’s amazing how individuals in society, especially liberals, can continue to sin, but decide to not pick up to bible to read a few verses daily. Libs, do you really think Jesus will say, “well done my good and faithful servant”, to you?
May 4th, 2007 at 11:27 amWhy weren’t our bible thumping trolls in attendance? Mom won’t let them use the car? No money to fly? Too afraid of terrorists to take a train? Brown people on buses scare them?
Please enlighten us all knowing trolls.
Comment by Shane — May 4, 2007 @ 10:29 am
I didn’t know that this occurred yesterday, but I did observe the National Day of Prayer.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:29 amI don’t know how on-topic this is, but why would they even have a Bible-reading marathon on the West Front of the Capitol? Isn’t that Federal property?
As far as Gannon/Guckert goes, it’s further proof that the right only cares about people who talk the talk. Walk the Walk? Not so much.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:35 amGannon shouldn’t have limited his promotion of the event to just his gay escort service website.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:41 amWell I hope they focus on some Biblical topics that get glossed over and/or ignored in most churches, mainly its support for slavery, rape, animal mutilation, animal sacrifice, prostitution, murder, and genocide, just to name a few.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:48 amChristians don’t READ the bible silly, they just use it to justify their prejudices and hit people over the head with.
Comment by Fade — May 4, 2007 @ 10:57 am
Wrong fade. It’s used to assist us in our daily live and to preach to sinners.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:48 amIs that the only day (National Day of Prayer) that you should pray, Daryll?
May 4th, 2007 at 11:49 am“Wrong fade. It’s used to assist us in our daily live and to preach to sinners.
Comment by Daryll — May 4, 2007 @ 11:48 am”
Yeah….especially that part about slavery, rape, and mass genocide.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:51 amWell I hope they focus on some Biblical topics that get glossed over and/or ignored in most churches, mainly its support for slavery, rape, animal mutilation, animal sacrifice, prostitution, murder, and genocide, just to name a few.
Comment by Bizarro Patrick1 — May 4, 2007 @ 11:48 am
These laws were covered in the Old Testament. They were parts from parables. Liberals, cease misinterpreting scriptures.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:52 am46. Sinners preaching to sinners?
Save your breath, you’ll probably go home to kick your dog later today.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:52 amGuess your IT job is somewhat lacking in information Daryll, if you didn’t know about an event of such significance….. right in your own privileged neighborhood to boot, or would you have had to go through an underprivileged neighborhood to get there?
May 4th, 2007 at 11:52 amDaryll, did you ever wonder if maybe you got IT confused with AI?
Libs, do you really think Jesus will say, “well done my good and faithful servantâ€, to you?
Comment by Daryll
Jesus was just a dude. True, a totally cool and nice dude, but just a dude. And now he’s a dead as a doornail dude. Try to understand, Daryll.
Life ends.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:53 amIs that the only day (National Day of Prayer) that you should pray, Daryll?
Comment by Bizarro Daryll — May 4, 2007 @ 11:49 am
No, I pray everyday (morning, noon and night) and when deemed appropriate (catastrophic situation).
May 4th, 2007 at 11:55 amLibs, do you really think Jesus will say, “well done my good and faithful servantâ€, to you?
Comment by Daryll
Jesus was just a dude. True, a totally cool and nice dude, but just a dude. And now he’s a dead as a doornail dude. Try to understand, Daryll.
Life ends.
Comment by Zooey — May 4, 2007 @ 11:53 am
Jesus was never a human. He down in the form of a human via Mary to preach to the world, but he’s not a human. He’s a God.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:58 amDaryll, actually the bible, and christian tradition hold Jesus to be both human and divine. Guess you missed that day in Sunday school.
May 4th, 2007 at 12:01 pm#54. – So is Jesus God or is he the son of God? I thought there was only one God. This is something that’s always made me wonder, because I hear people use the terms synonymously and it’s confusing.
May 4th, 2007 at 12:02 pmWell done, my good and faithful program Daryll…
May 4th, 2007 at 12:03 pmI’ll bet this was the passage:
Revelation 13:18
Here is wisdom. He who has understanding, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is six hundred sixty-six.
May 4th, 2007 at 12:09 pmThe reason the seats were empty is because when the neocons heard Jeff Gannon was leading the showing they said:
“I ain’t touching that with a six inch pole”
May 4th, 2007 at 12:10 pmI already proved Daryll wrong on whether Jesus was a human bieng already. The Bible clearly states that he was a man.
May 4th, 2007 at 12:11 pmIt is news because the supposedly conservative president of the United States of America is a power bottom.
May 4th, 2007 at 12:12 pmGannon and his ilk are in a state of denial. Not only that, but they apparently don’t have a conscience. My best guess is that there is a psychiatric disorder somewhere.
Trying to rationally explain his behavior is pointless. There’s nothing rational about it.
Gannon RELIGIOUSLY worships anything and everything with a military theme, but yet he hasn’t served a day in the military. Too many conservative Republicans have this problem, too.
May 4th, 2007 at 12:13 pmDaryll, actually the bible, and christian tradition hold Jesus to be both human and divine. Guess you missed that day in Sunday school.
Comment by wags — May 4, 2007 @ 12:01 pm
Please list the scripture that states Jesus was a human. He came in the form of a man to preach. He existed long before the birth.
May 4th, 2007 at 12:14 pm#54. – So is Jesus God or is he the son of God? I thought there was only one God. This is something that’s always made me wonder, because I hear people use the terms synonymously and it’s confusing.
Comment by kelso — May 4, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
Kelso, he is God. He was only considered the son of God when he used a human body, as an example, to preach to sinners on earth. As stated before, he listed long before the birth.
May 4th, 2007 at 12:17 pmI already proved Daryll wrong on whether Jesus was a human bieng already. The Bible clearly states that he was a man.
Comment by Spudge_Boy — May 4, 2007 @ 12:11 pm
Wrong, Spudge Boy. You haven’t proved me wrong. Again, he was in existence long before the birth. Do you remember Adam and Eve?
May 4th, 2007 at 12:20 pmDaryll,
you can’t pick and choose which scripture to follow can you. You are either a literalist, or a picker and chooser. If you are a picker and chooser, then by what criteria do we choose which passages to pick?
And just because the most fallible of ‘historical’ documents (The Bible) says something, doesn’t make it so. I realize you don’t think this, but that’s because you are a delusional.
May 4th, 2007 at 12:21 pmGannon is not a comedian, so that implies he had sex with Tony Blair.
LOL! Do the British tabs know about Gannon? This is right up their alley, they love sleaze, and they aren’t cowed by government.
May 4th, 2007 at 12:25 pmwow… 30% of the populace are definately certifiable….
May 4th, 2007 at 12:42 pmJesus was never a human. He down in the form of a human via Mary to preach to the world, but he’s not a human. He’s a God.
Comment by Daryll
Now Daryll, weren’t we just discussing intellectual suicide?
May 4th, 2007 at 1:07 pmPray your gayness away.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:18 pmMore fear, smear and bible thumping from our resident christian troll..Gees, this is a political thread and the subject is about the goat gannon…Give us a break big D…It’s your book, injoy it but stop pushing your crap our way…Gannon is a male whore that work’s for bush/ cheney and rove…Just go away.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:19 pmDaryll,
Judge not lest ye be judged.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:26 pmDaryll, you need to go read your catechism again. Little boys should not engage in heavy theological discussions.
Jesus –according to the major denominations was wholly human and wholly divine. It’s a mystery. Like the Triune God. That aspect of Jesus that is divine is eternal. But he was wholly human and so was born, suffered and died. Really died. (That’s why I consider Mel Gibson’s Passion blasphemous; Mel’s Jesus is so obviously NOT human.)
Now, I think a Bible Reading Marathon run be a fraud like Jeff Gannon has opportunistic Elmer Gantry moment written all over it. I can’t imagine any serious or thoughtful Christian attending such an event. I mean, what would be the point of this? Would Gannon be reading about Jonathan’s homosexual love for David? Of the incest committed by Lot or Noah? How about that socialist planned economy in Leviticus 25?
The Bible is an amazing work of ancient wisdom. It has some wild and crazy moments mixed up with every great and terrible thought and deed to come to humanity. It should never be treated lightly, but approach with ’shock and awe’. It’s not for frauds and charlatans like Jeff Gannon.
Again, Darryl, you don’t seem to know your creeds or your catechism or the Bible itself. Try reading it from beginning to end. It can be done in 5 days without sleep. And guess what? You’ll see God evolve before your very eyes from the jealous and angry despot of Genesis to the meek and mild Jesus of the Crucifixion. It’s a Living God. And it’s narrow-minded frauds like Gannon that try to turn religion into a Circus freak show.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:28 pmHe’s a God.
“A” God Daryll? That sounds a lil heretical…
May 4th, 2007 at 1:30 pmThe Christian doctrine concerning Jesus’ two natures is called the hypostatic union. It is the teaching that the Divine Word of God (John 1:1) “became flesh and dwelt among us,” (John 1:14). Therefore, Jesus is both divine and human in one person (Col. 2:9); He has two natures: human and divine.
Booya.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:30 pmDarryl, you are a sinner. That’s another part of the creed. So, don’t talk about the dust in the eyes of others when you’ve go a honking big 2×4 stuck in your own eye. Go and pray in your closet, as Jesus told you to. And remember that you too are a sinner. And don’t act all self-righteous as if you’re going to preach to us.
Whenever I hear some sanctimonious rightwinger ask “What would Jesus do?” I cringe. Well, Jesus would not arrest, confine without trial, torture, bomb, and murder as the US is doing in Iraq. Jesus would NOT cut taxes. Indeed, he would advise the rich to give all they have to the poor. Jesus would NOT be a consumer. He would consider all to be his neighbour and so would endorse the welfare state.
Christianity has a triune God. That means, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. If you like authority, meditate on the Father. If you have a humanist bent, meditate on the Son. If you’re a mystical or intellectual sort, meditate on the Holy Spirit. But if you think Jesus was God pretending to be human, you’re committing a heresy. Jesus was HUMAN. He was born, he suffered, and he DIED. And don’t count on Heaven being like Earth only better; nobody knows what the Afterlife will be like. And we are ALL SINNERS. Even you, Darryl.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:49 pmDUHryll,
You are about the dumbest motherf’er in the USA, take your Christian-Taliban ass down to the Marine recruiting center and sign up to go kill those terrorists.
By the way your wife just gave me a great blowjob, remember that tonight when you kiss her!
May 4th, 2007 at 1:55 pmI had a post between #72 and #73 and it’s vanished. I don’t see what would have been offensive about it. I have my Bible facts down cold. It’s my field of study.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:56 pm“why is he still (apparently) being allowed at the White House?”
He’s obviously keeping someone happy.
May 4th, 2007 at 2:03 pm#
No problem, for those that passed by and decided not to join, Hell is real. It’s amazing how individuals in society, especially liberals, can continue to sin, but decide to not pick up to bible to read a few verses daily. Libs, do you really think Jesus will say, “well done my good and faithful servantâ€, to you?
Comment by Daryll — May 4, 2007 @ 11:27 am
And your problem, Daryll, is that you are unable to recognize those “ravening wolves in sheep’s clothing” that Christians were warned about. Wake up!
May 4th, 2007 at 2:09 pm#
By 11 a.m., as a woman read a passage from Revelations
I’ll bet this was the passage:
Revelation 13:18
Here is wisdom. He who has understanding, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is six hundred sixty-six.
Comment by Spudge_Boy — May 4, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
Perhaps.
http://www.bushisantichrist.com/
May 4th, 2007 at 2:14 pmHuh. Whoda thunk St.Daryll would be posting here? I mean a whole thread regarding man love butt sex for money, and the bible.
Geez, St.Daryll may just be here all day (typing with only one hand, of course)
Here is wisdom. He who has understanding, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is six hundred sixty-six.
Comment by Spudge_Boy — May 4, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
thanks, dude. Now I got “The Number of The Beast” by Iron Maiden continously playing in my head!
May 4th, 2007 at 2:24 pmMaiden rocks!!
Think I’ll queue some up….
Hallowed Be Thy Name… in 3….2….1
May 4th, 2007 at 2:38 pmThe gospel according to KY Jelly. And then Jeffy said unto Karl oh spanketh my asseth o grand pooba.
May 4th, 2007 at 2:50 pmAre you kidding me? A thread about homosexuality and the Bible? This sh!t was created just for St. Daryll of Gay.
May 4th, 2007 at 3:04 pmBrother Darryll,
I for one am mighty pleased that the myth of Jebus and especially the part about him being nailed to a cross. A crucifix has to be one of the handiest home gadgets ever invented.
I keep a big one by the grill to turn steaks. If you hold it by the feet and use the wide part to flip, the skinny legs dissipate and radiate the heat before you burn your hands. Ain’t physics cool?
My wife keeps two in the kitchen for salad scoops, and we have a bunch of little ones for swizzle sticks. One in the back of the truck for a trailer hitch pin, the skinny end slides in and the crossarm keeps it from slipping through.
Pray tell, how do you use your crucifix Brother Darryll?
May 4th, 2007 at 3:29 pmDaryll annointed Gannon’s “Head’ with Oil, and his Cup “Runneth Over”.
May 4th, 2007 at 3:31 pmI get my information straight from the Lord, and I hold every verse of the bible in equal reverence:
“You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination.” (Leviticus 18:22)
and this one too
“For everyone who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death. He has cursed his father or his mother. His blood shall be upon him.” (Leviticus 20:9)
and also this one
“Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property.” (Leviticus 25:44-45)
its the word of god, and it must ALL be taken literally or there is no salvation for you sinners.
May 4th, 2007 at 4:40 pmThe Bible wasn’t written by God. It was written by a bunch of men over the span of centuries.
Yay, Jake is quoting Leviticus. Not only that he says it should be taken literally. Sweet!
So then tell us Daryll, how much should I sell my daughters for?
Are you wearing clothes that have mixed fabrics?
How many slaves am I allowed to have and should I treat them as I would my own children?
How often do you beat your wife?
You are a fu*king moron.
May 4th, 2007 at 4:47 pmah so we finally see daryll for the truly consistent nutcase that he is. am i the only one that thinks daryll is just some alternate persona of some other troll? i mean can the man really care so little about anything else as to never post unless it involves mansex?
May 4th, 2007 at 4:49 pmits the word of god, and it must ALL be taken literally or there is no salvation for you sinners.
Comment by Daryll — May 4, 2007 @ 4:40 pm
All? How so?
May 4th, 2007 at 4:54 pm(oh by the way, nice Christian capitalization on God!)
its the word of god, and it must ALL be taken literally or there is no salvation for you sinners.
Comment by Daryll
Yup, it’s confirmed.
Intellectual suicide.
May 4th, 2007 at 4:56 pmWell I am truly f*cked then. I had to put in a couple of hours over Saturday, and three hours on Sunday. I guess it’s Daryll’s duty unto the Loooooooooooooord to smite me dead for working on the Sabath.
I knew it was coming, I also said Goddamn one time in a fit of rage, and that qualifies me to be ripped asunder by the Believers.
What a silly myth. Daryll, you are a goddamn pathetic loser.
Whoops, dead again!
May 4th, 2007 at 5:36 pmWell, I doubt that last post from Daryll was from Daryll.
May 4th, 2007 at 6:31 pmLibs, do you really think Jesus will say, “well done my good and faithful servantâ€, to you?
Comment by Daryll
If Jesus really still exists, then the answer to your question is “Yes.” I honestly think Jesus will prefer me to a lying hooker.
May 4th, 2007 at 6:35 pm“Libs, do you really think Jesus will say, “well done my good and faithful servantâ€, to you?” –Daryll
Resistance to Tyranny is Love of God.
– Saint Thomas, Jefferson
May 5th, 2007 at 4:37 amWhat did you learn in school today, son?
May 5th, 2007 at 12:47 pmTo believe or to think?
Daryll didn’t get the memo. GOD IS FREAKING DEAD! Your mind is now free. Here is my favorite from Leviticus “If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife–with the wife of his neighbor–both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death.”
Leviticus 20:10
Let the stonning begin!
May 11th, 2007 at 4:15 amGOD ISN’T DEAD BECAUSE YOU ISN’T DEAD.
GOD IS WITHIN OUR HEART AND SOUL.
THE WORD DOG…BACKWARDS GOD
MAN’S BEST FRIEND…
PEOPLE GET CONFUSED ON WHAT GOD MEANS TO THEM, SADLY,
WE ARE CHILDREN OF THE UNIVERSE.
OK, WHAT IF THERE IS NO SUN, WILL WE SURVIVE ON THIS PLANET? NO, WE NEED SUN TO KEEP US ALIVE. IN ANCIENT EGYPT, THEY CALLED SUN THE GOD.
BIBLE WAS WRITTEN BY 12 MEN, BUT NO WOMEN???
WHY? WOMEN BEING OPPRESSED BY MEN.
NOT TO BELIEVE, JUST THINK AND FEEL FROM YOUR HEART TO KNOW GOD IS WITHIN US..NOT THE OUTSIDE OF US.
THERE ARE TOO MANY RELIGIONS THAT REALLY CONFUSING PEOPLE.
THEY ARE NOT HEALTHY FOR THEIR MIND AND SOUL FOR BELIEVING AND WORSHIP WITH FEAR OF BEING PUNISHED BY GOD FOR THEIR SINS.
JESUS WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY, WHY INVENTED SANTA CLAUS?
IS JESUS REAL OR IMAGINARY?
FORGIVE OUR WRONGFUL ACTIONS AND FORGIVE OTHERS WITH LOVE AND HARMONY.
May 28th, 2007 at 3:34 pm