Comments on: “I think I may be aware of that.” http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/ Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:01:11 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: I.B. Leary http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796703 I.B. Leary Thu, 10 May 2007 21:09:07 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796703 How does a guy like Gonzo even graduate from High School with such short term memory loss? Memory loss Hmmm? Maybe he should be drug tested. How does a guy like Gonzo even graduate from High School with such short term memory loss? Memory loss Hmmm? Maybe he should be drug tested.

]]> By: RUCerious http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796509 RUCerious Thu, 10 May 2007 19:39:08 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796509 Shane, just don't mistakenly think they're a suppository! Shane, just don’t mistakenly think they’re a suppository!

]]> By: Bluedog49 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796342 Bluedog49 Thu, 10 May 2007 18:31:00 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796342 They were just outraged when Clinton said "it depends on the meaning of "is." When Alberto says "I think I might be aware of that," not so much. They were just outraged when Clinton said “it depends on the meaning of “is.”

When Alberto says “I think I might be aware of that,” not so much.

]]> By: Rush Limpbaugh http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796338 Rush Limpbaugh Thu, 10 May 2007 18:28:29 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796338 He's pretty slippery. Even for a Mexican. He’s pretty slippery. Even for a Mexican.

]]> By: Shane http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796266 Shane Thu, 10 May 2007 17:54:57 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796266 May I recommend Ginkgo Biloba for this short term memory issue>? If you take 400 tablets and shove them up his butt, his memory will clear up in an instant! Comment by RUCerious — May 10, 2007 @ 1:36 pm I bought these, but I can't remember to take them. May I recommend Ginkgo Biloba for this short term memory issue>?
If you take 400 tablets and shove them up his butt, his memory will clear up in an instant!

Comment by RUCerious — May 10, 2007 @ 1:36 pm

I bought these, but I can’t remember to take them.

]]> By: RUCerious http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796231 RUCerious Thu, 10 May 2007 17:36:49 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796231 May I recommend Ginkgo Biloba for this short term memory issue>? If you take 400 tablets and shove them up his butt, his memory will clear up in an instant! May I recommend Ginkgo Biloba for this short term memory issue>?
If you take 400 tablets and shove them up his butt, his memory will clear up in an instant!

]]> By: swordsbane http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796148 swordsbane Thu, 10 May 2007 16:59:00 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796148 I knew we were in for it when he first appeared on TV and said (apologies for the paraphrasing) "If anything bad happens, it's the responsibility of the head of the Justice Department. I'm the head of the Justice Department. I didn't know what was going on (if anything was going on) and therefore it's not REALLY my responsibility." If anyone is surprised by this, they have as bad a memory as Gonzo is claiming. I knew we were in for it when he first appeared on TV and said (apologies for the paraphrasing)

“If anything bad happens, it’s the responsibility of the head of the Justice Department. I’m the head of the Justice Department. I didn’t know what was going on (if anything was going on) and therefore it’s not REALLY my responsibility.”

If anyone is surprised by this, they have as bad a memory as Gonzo is claiming.

]]> By: Mr. President http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796136 Mr. President Thu, 10 May 2007 16:55:38 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796136 Nobody likes a snitch Alberto. Keep ya mouth on lock. Nobody likes a snitch Alberto. Keep ya mouth on lock.

]]> By: gvillkim http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796133 gvillkim Thu, 10 May 2007 16:54:49 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796133 (#12) Thank you, DM, for the best comment, ever. That totally cracked me up. <em>Yer doin' a heckuva job!</em> (#12) Thank you, DM, for the best comment, ever. That totally cracked me up. Yer doin’ a heckuva job!

]]> By: jeff http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796126 jeff Thu, 10 May 2007 16:52:19 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796126 lol lol

]]> By: toasterhead http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796116 toasterhead Thu, 10 May 2007 16:48:34 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796116 <i>It begs a question then: Should America have anyone with such a “bad” memory in a position of power which requires acute attention to detail? Comment by BuckarooBanzai — May 10, 2007 @ 12:16 pm</i> Positions of power almost never require attention to detail. That's what bureacuracy is for. Power, in this administration, is loyalty. It begs a question then: Should America have anyone with such a “bad” memory in a position of power which requires acute attention to detail?

Comment by BuckarooBanzai — May 10, 2007 @ 12:16 pm

Positions of power almost never require attention to detail. That’s what bureacuracy is for. Power, in this administration, is loyalty.

]]> By: War4Sale http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796092 War4Sale Thu, 10 May 2007 16:41:30 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796092 Would someone please give Attorney General Gonzales some ginko biloba so he can remember what he remembers before he forgets? Would someone please give Attorney General Gonzales some ginko biloba so he can remember what he remembers before he forgets?

]]> By: Zimzone http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796046 Zimzone Thu, 10 May 2007 16:28:00 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796046 Goin, Goin, Gonzo! Goin, Goin, Gonzo!

]]> By: Zooey http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796030 Zooey Thu, 10 May 2007 16:23:31 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796030 Gonzo: I've forgotten which lies I've already told. Gonzo: I’ve forgotten which lies I’ve already told.

]]> By: Saywho http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796020 Saywho Thu, 10 May 2007 16:17:27 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796020 “I think I may be aware of that.” You must admit that this sort of statement is PRICELESS! This is a commentary to the truth that lawyers are in fact BLOOD SUCKERS. On the one hand he takes full responsibility and on the other debates the definition of responsibility! “I think I may be aware of that.”

You must admit that this sort of statement is PRICELESS! This is a commentary to the truth that lawyers are in fact BLOOD SUCKERS. On the one hand he takes full responsibility and on the other debates the definition of responsibility!

]]> By: BuckarooBanzai http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796017 BuckarooBanzai Thu, 10 May 2007 16:16:02 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796017 Let's say he's telling the truth, take it on face value, that he can't recall all of this. It begs a question then: Should America have anyone with such a "bad" memory in a position of power which requires acute attention to detail? No. So fire the liar already. Just tell him we are looking for someone with, frankly, better memory recall for this vital position. Let’s say he’s telling the truth, take it on face value, that he can’t recall all of this. It begs a question then: Should America have anyone with such a “bad” memory in a position of power which requires acute attention to detail? No. So fire the liar already. Just tell him we are looking for someone with, frankly, better memory recall for this vital position.

]]> By: jamie http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796014 jamie Thu, 10 May 2007 16:14:45 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796014 "I may be aware of that, unless in previous recorded testimony (that I <strong>really </strong>can't recall) I said something to the contrary, in which I case I do not recall." “I may be aware of that, unless in previous recorded testimony (that I really can’t recall) I said something to the contrary, in which I case I do not recall.”

]]> By: Some Guy http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3796006 Some Guy Thu, 10 May 2007 16:09:18 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3796006 On this Installment of: The Attorney General: serial constitution breaker, caught in the act! (We go now inside the head of our illustrious lying sleazebag, Alberto Gonzalez...) "ah, (nervous chuckle..oh, sh*t, they really did their homework--bastards!) i think i...i think i may be aware of that...i can't remember (ok, wait, was that in the written record of my earlier testimony...in that case...)...i can't remember if that was in the written record...(sh*t, did i just admit to something? dammit!) ha, ha (c'mon you guys isn't this funny?...man who would have ever thought lying as the attorney general would be so hard. damn!) [sh*t eatin grin] On this Installment of: The Attorney General: serial constitution breaker, caught in the act! (We go now inside the head of our illustrious lying sleazebag, Alberto Gonzalez…)

“ah, (nervous chuckle..oh, sh*t, they really did their homework–bastards!) i think i…i think i may be aware of that…i can’t remember (ok, wait, was that in the written record of my earlier testimony…in that case…)…i can’t remember if that was in the written record…(sh*t, did i just admit to something? dammit!) ha, ha (c’mon you guys isn’t this funny?…man who would have ever thought lying as the attorney general would be so hard. damn!) [sh*t eatin grin]

]]> By: Louis http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3795989 Louis Thu, 10 May 2007 16:04:49 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3795989 I wish I wanted to believe that. I wish I wanted to believe that.

]]> By: DM http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/comment-page-1/#comment-3795976 DM Thu, 10 May 2007 15:59:50 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2007/05/10/i-think-i-may-be-aware-of-that/#comment-3795976 Bush need some Donald Trump lessons. DT: Real simple. Watch me say it. You're fired. GB: Yer... doin' a heckuva job. DT: No. You're <em>fired.</em> GB: Fire. DT: Fired. Right. You're fired. GB: Fire. Fired. Right. Fired. Fired. Yer doin' a heckuva job. DT: No. You're <em>fired.</em> GB: What the American people - DT: Focus! Say it. Fired. You're fired. GB: Yer.. DT: Say it! GB: Yer... DT: Say it! GB: Yer... yer... can I just have Cheney sign somethin'? Bush need some Donald Trump lessons.

DT: Real simple. Watch me say it. You’re fired.

GB: Yer… doin’ a heckuva job.

DT: No. You’re fired.

GB: Fire.

DT: Fired. Right. You’re fired.

GB: Fire. Fired. Right. Fired. Fired. Yer doin’ a heckuva job.

DT: No. You’re fired.

GB: What the American people -

DT: Focus! Say it. Fired. You’re fired.

GB: Yer..

DT: Say it!

GB: Yer…

DT: Say it!

GB: Yer… yer… can I just have Cheney sign somethin’?

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