Coulter cleared of charges after FBI calls.
By on May 11th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
Coulter cleared of charges after FBI calls.
“Conservative pundit Ann Coulter has been cleared of allegations that she falsified her Palm Beach County voter’s registration and voted illegally — this, after a high-level FBI agent made unsolicited phone calls to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office to vouch for Coulter.”
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well, i can still hold out hope that someday she’s brought up on charges for war propaganda right?
people like coulter always bash whomever opposes the government, bush, or war as “hating america”, or being “with the terrorists”. She’s called for people to be silenced, tried for treason, etc, etc, etc.
But, the reality is this….people like Coulter are the ones who are really acting in hatred of America, and what she stands for – liberty. She’s willing to throw away peace, prosperity and the bill of rights for personal fame and a lust for power and war.
Some reading on this:
“The America-Haters Strike Again”
May 11th, 2007 at 7:36 pmhttp://www.populistamerica.com/the_america_haters_strike_again
Coulter must be a “Loyal Bushie.”
May 11th, 2007 at 7:36 pmThey rarely get punished for their misdeeds because they have friends in high places.
May 11th, 2007 at 7:37 pmThe agent should be made to defend him/herself. When cops get caught doing this sort of thing, there is a price to be paid.
That’s highly improper — whether it was for that vile Coulter, or anyone else.
May 11th, 2007 at 7:38 pmToo bad. I was really looking forward to Coulter doing the perp work. Bah, this ruins my whole day!
May 11th, 2007 at 7:39 pmEr, perp “walk”. I need a drink.
May 11th, 2007 at 7:39 pm“…after a high-level FBI agent made unsolicited phone calls to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office to vouch for Coulter.â€
And what exactly did this high-level FBI agent vouch for? That she’s a skanky, shrill, bleached-blond, certified bimbo?
May 11th, 2007 at 7:41 pm…they can save her a*s…
…but there’s NOTHING they can do…
…to save her rotten soul…
…Ann(drew) Coldsore is DEAD…
…spiritually and politically…
…for now…
May 11th, 2007 at 7:41 pmHrm…unsolicited FBI calls. Sounds rather fishy, don’t it?
Maybe someone owed her a favor in the administration.
EIther way, it’s just like Marie said: none of these bastards every get punished, because they have connections. Just like how the Justice Dept. just HAPPENED to be drawn to voter fraud cases that trended Democratic, while ignoring worse ones that involved Republicans.
Same sad song with this group.
May 11th, 2007 at 7:43 pmMaybe a love interest story in this “intervention”??
May 11th, 2007 at 7:43 pmAnn Coulter-geist = Deceitful Reichwing zombie
May 11th, 2007 at 7:45 pmF*ck it anyway. Something tells me Coulter doesn’t sleep very well at night. I’m sure Coulter, like Rush Limpballs, has to sedate herself to bed every night.
May 11th, 2007 at 7:46 pmThe good thing is that these allegations have kept Coulter’s mouth out of our faces; actually, she’s become obscure and irrelevant. When she resurfaces, she’s sure to get her soulless body and filthy mouth into heap big trouble again.
May 11th, 2007 at 7:46 pmVeritas, I hope this doesn’t portend her return to the screech circuit~!
May 11th, 2007 at 7:50 pmAnn Coulter – yes, a seemingly troubled woman, but I observe the public convicting her before the investigation even begins – if it begins. The more politically-skewed types are more likely to find her at fault prematurely, primarily these “liberals” she speaks so ill of. There could be something to that story…..
May 11th, 2007 at 7:52 pmI’m pretty sure Ann is Ric Okasek with a blond wig.
Who would stalk that?
May 11th, 2007 at 7:55 pmThe Right loves its criminal supporters, like I said it is ONE BIG MAFIA.
Mann Coulter is a cancer on society and should just die in her apartment with a hungery pet near by….mmmm…..luke warm Coulter, mmmm, chew, chew, chew.
Hating the Repukian Mafia daily
May 11th, 2007 at 7:55 pmMaybe a love interest story in this “intervention�?
Comment by RUCerious
Blech…
May 11th, 2007 at 7:55 pmWasn’t this something about her registering with the wrong address, and when confronted with her improper registration, she voted anyway? Illegally?
May 11th, 2007 at 7:59 pmSomething like that>? This red tape stuff couldn’t possibly apply to her celebrityship, could it?
I don’t know if this is true, but that FBI guy may have been Ann’s ex-boyfriend.
http://www.bradblog.com/?p=4538
May 11th, 2007 at 8:00 pmRight-wing shrieking dingbats always get a free pass.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:01 pmYou gotta love it. Bush makes sure that Coulter isn’t charged for her crime and then he sics the IRS on Michael Moore for his trip to Cuba to help the sick rescue workers from NY. Sounds like the Bush Administration. We have to get these lying sack of shits out of here NOW.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:02 pmSo, this is why the trolls want to get into the neocon cabal.
You don’t have to worry about breaking any laws.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:09 pmI thought that the loyal Bushies were on a voter fraud crusade?
Oh, right, Coulter is the wrong color.
The scum also rises.
-GSD
May 11th, 2007 at 8:10 pmOK, I used my prescientometer for #10.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:11 pmThe Internal Revenue service has not been conferred to investigate in the Michael Moore matter. But since Mr. Moore is a neocon (fiscally), you cannot rule out the possibility of him cheating on his 2006 and prior-years tax returns. All neo-cons want a nice, juicy tax cut.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:12 pmI wonder if the masses will show as much disdain for Hillary when she gets her own snotty groove on in the White House?
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May 11th, 2007 at 8:17 pmFound this:
May 11th, 2007 at 8:19 pmEXCLUSIVE: FBI AGENT WHO INTERCEDED IN ANN COULTER VOTER FRAUD CASE, ALLEGED TO BE HER FORMER BOYFRIEND!
I guess the FBI guy wanted a ManWitch
May 11th, 2007 at 8:19 pmNo surprise here. Fascists gotta stick together.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:20 pmBetter get one of them FBI fellers…
…to clear the Repulsivescum Governor of Nevada (Gibbons)…
…looks like he’sabout to take the plunge…
…hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
…DESTROY ALL CONSERVATIVE REPULSIVESCUM…
May 11th, 2007 at 8:20 pmFormer boyfriend? Don’t tell me he was actually….ewwwwww!!!
May 11th, 2007 at 8:26 pmCoulter is a “made man?” in the Bush Crime Family. She gets a free get out of jail card.
Just like Rush gets to play his Barack the Magic Negro song and doesn’t lose his job.
If a Democrat utters even a single anti-administration syllable he’s gone without debate.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:37 pm“‘We’re looking into it,’ bureau spokeswoman Ann Todd said.”
He said I was the only ‘Ann’ in his life, that two-timing b*stard!
May 11th, 2007 at 8:38 pmComment by Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 7:55 pm
Oh you tease you….
May 11th, 2007 at 8:41 pmOT – May 10, 2007 — Wayne Madsen has received a third well-placed confirmation that Vice President Dick Cheney, while CEO of Halliburton, was a client of the escort service of DC Madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey.
After intense pressure from the White House and Disney executives, ABC News killed the DC Madam client story after having been given exclusive access to Palfrey’s ten years’ of phone call records.
ABC News gave 24/7 coverage to Bill Clinton’s sex scandal but ignored the Jeff Gannon gay-male-prostitute-fake reporter story and now the DC Madam-Dick Cheney story. Could their Republican bias be more obvious? Is Rove using the names, 10,000+, on this list to blackmail senators and congressment to vote against Iraq War Funding Bills?
May 11th, 2007 at 8:45 pmThis gets even more interesting with more of this stuff coming out. FBI boyfriends, false stalking charges, libel. Me thinks Ann is going to get in more trouble than ever before. And her FBI freind is now being investigated by the FBI.
Oh what a tangled web we weave when we first practice to deceive.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:47 pmRead the details, they are disgusting.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:53 pmIt seems like a policewoman did the investigation.
The poll worker where Ann ran out of the precinct, is a rabid Republican.
He changed his story and now says he might have confused Ann by what he said.
The realtor whose address Ann used was never interviewed.
The policewoman who investigated accepted the poll workers story after the FBI called.
There are 3 separate charges, one of which occurred before Ann went to the poll to vote.
Ann’s lawyer constantly refused to meet with the investigator.
Ann’s lawyer says she used different addresses to confuse a stalker from 1998. Why didn’t she mention the stalker right away?
Someone needs to investigate what is going on.
Sounds like she called in a few favors with the Bush administration.
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May 11th, 2007 at 8:55 pmComment by UKBristolDave — May 11, 2007 @ 8:41 pm
You like the “Blech?” Or just Ms Coulter?
May 11th, 2007 at 8:59 pmComment by Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 7:55 pm
Hey Z, I haven’t heard from you for a while. I’ve missed you hun.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:00 pmThe she-man did her duty to somebody.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:00 pmComment by UKBristolDave — May 11, 2007 @ 9:00 pm
I hear that so often…
May 11th, 2007 at 9:01 pmComment by Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 9:01 pm
It’s a fair comment Z. You know us West Country boys are full of rubbish.
But still I try….
May 11th, 2007 at 9:06 pmComment by UKBristolDave — May 11, 2007 @ 9:06 pm
I’d be disappointed if you didn’t, UKDave.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:09 pmcoulter is a skank who does nothing but spew anti america venom.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:13 pmComment by Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 9:09 pm
I’ve always wanted do teach a lady to dance. I spent the 1990’s disco dancing on the rave scene but I’ve spent 2000 onwards learning the dance that doesn’t involve illegal drugs and banging techno.
Will you join me for this Z? If you’ll honour me with this dance, I’ll need your left hand on my right shoulder and your left hand on my hip
May 11th, 2007 at 9:13 pmWill you join me for this Z? If you’ll honour me with this dance, I’ll need your left hand on my right shoulder and your left hand on my hip
Comment by UKBristolDave
As long as you don’t mind if I step on your feet or fall over. :D
May 11th, 2007 at 9:15 pmI’ll need your left hand on my right shoulder and your left hand on my hip
Comment by UKBristolDave
I thought we were dancing, not playing Twister. Heh.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:19 pmUKBristolDave = dork
May 11th, 2007 at 9:22 pmOh, I get it, if Mr. FBI former boyfriend doesn’t vouch for Coulter, she tells his new girlfriend she’s really a man. emmhmm
May 11th, 2007 at 9:24 pmNot absolutely sure, but this smacks of an Abuse of Authority.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:25 pmComment by Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 9:19 pm
Good Gravey Z! Here I am trying to introduce you to the intricacies of modern British etiquette and you start talking about Twister. Hells teeth, we didn’t fight two World Wars for this!
Thank goodness Ben Affleck turned up and saved us during the Battle of Britain. Otherwise I’d be trying to seduce you in German and that’s not a very romantic language.
Not that I am trying to seduce you of course princess. :-)
Dress up girl we’re going out. hehehehehe
May 11th, 2007 at 9:25 pmdie bitch!
May 11th, 2007 at 9:25 pmMr President = jealous
May 11th, 2007 at 9:25 pmComment by UKBristolDave — May 11, 2007 @ 9:25 pm
Thank god for Ben Affleck. I thought he was gay….?
Where are we going this time? :)
May 11th, 2007 at 9:28 pmComment by Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 9:28 pm
Ben Affleck is not gay. My dreams about me and him in a Swedish sauna are totally hetrosexual. It’s the heat that makes him take his very small towel off
May 11th, 2007 at 9:31 pmComment by UKBristolDave — May 11, 2007 @ 9:31 pm
The heat, of course, the heat. What else?
Very small towel…..too bad.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:33 pmZooey
I thought you were mine girl. No one’s gonna take you away from me… I’m crazy… you don’t know what I’ll do
May 11th, 2007 at 9:35 pmComment by Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 9:33 pm
OK, we then did some Greco-Roman wrestling but that’s perfectly normal. OK, I might have put too much olive oil on me but it was an honest mistake. As Bon Jovi said, Slippery when whet huh? :-)
May 11th, 2007 at 9:36 pmI’m crazy… you don’t know what I’ll do
Comment by Mr. President
Just wank off in private, ya tosser.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:36 pmComment by UKBristolDave — May 11, 2007 @ 9:36 pm
I’m getting seriously disappointed here…..
May 11th, 2007 at 9:40 pmZooey gets all the boys…
May 11th, 2007 at 9:41 pmBe careful girlfriend, Mr. President is stalking you… Michael? Is that you?
Comment by Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 9:40 pm
Are you trying to tell me you don’t like Bon Jovi?
“Wowha, we’re halfway there
Wowha living on a prayer”
Classic lyrics. Up there with Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice baby”
Disturbingly enough I have an amusing story about that song…
May 11th, 2007 at 9:45 pmComment by UKBristolDave — May 11, 2007 @ 9:45 pm
Bon Jovi…..Vanilla Ice….?
Oy, seriously cooling off here…
May 11th, 2007 at 9:47 pmZooey gets all the boys…
Be careful girlfriend, Mr. President is stalking you… Michael? Is that you?
Comment by SKdeA
Hee. :)
May 11th, 2007 at 9:48 pmComment by Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 9:47 pm
The Vanilla Ice story involves bunking off work, me and my friends being very much off your heads at 10:30 in the morning, the London Underground, the Tate Modern and a actuary helping us out with the lyrics.
It’s a good story. It doesn’t involve the royal family mind.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:51 pmGo with me Zooey, and we’ll square dance to some Tobey Keith, Yee HAWWW!!!!!
May 11th, 2007 at 9:52 pmABC News gave 24/7 coverage to Bill Clinton’s sex scandal but ignored the Jeff Gannon gay-male-prostitute-fake reporter story and now the DC Madam-Dick Cheney story. Could their Republican bias be more obvious? Is Rove using the names, 10,000+, on this list to blackmail senators and congressment to vote against Iraq War Funding Bills?
Comment by Larry from C — May 11, 2007 @ 8:45 pm
I say we all pitch in and buy a billboard to out Cheney as a client of the DC Madam. Or maybe we sould ask Michael Moore and the Weinstein Bros. to do their next movie about it. As soon as it’s in preproduction the word will be everywhere.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:54 pmIt’s a good story. It doesn’t involve the royal family mind.
Comment by UKBristolDave — May 11, 2007 @ 9:51 pm
An actuary knew the words to a Vanilla Ice song? Too sad…
I need to hear a good story, but you can go ahead anyway… :D
May 11th, 2007 at 9:54 pmGo with me Zooey, and we’ll square dance to some Tobey Keith, Yee HAWWW!!!!!
Comment by Mr. President
**opening my veins**
Goodbye cruel world…
May 11th, 2007 at 9:55 pmI say we all pitch in and buy a billboard to out Cheney as a client of the DC Madam.
Comment by Shane
I’m in. I have $2.98.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:56 pmMr. President = Jackass
May 11th, 2007 at 9:59 pmZooey
I thought you were mine girl. No one’s gonna take you away from me… I’m crazy… you don’t know what I’ll do
Comment by Mr. President — May 11, 2007 @ 9:35 pm
She is so out of your league – give it up.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:02 pmMr. President = Jackass
Comment by Shane
No worries, I’m dead now. Heh.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:03 pmTobey Keith, Yee HAWWW!!!!!
Comment by Mr. President — May 11, 2007 @ 9:52 pm
Tobey Keith, so predictable.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:05 pmComment by Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 9:54 pm
My friends and I were 23. A mate who lived in London had invited us down for the weekend. We all made the decision to bunk off work on the Friday so everyone turned up on Thursday night. We had a few beers that evening and went to bed early.
The friend we were staying with worked then (and very much know) in the London fashion scene. Hence at 10:00AM, when we all stumbled into my friends front room, this (relatively) famous clothes designer was sat there. With a stupidly large bag of charlie.
Oh dear.
Twenty minutes later we bundle onto the tube off our rockers. For some reason the most important thing in the world had become getting the lyrics to Vanilla Ices “Ice Ice Baby” right. We got stuck going out of Liverpool Street tube but a lady leaned over and said “I believe the line your are looking for is “Rollin’ in my five point oh with my ragtop down so my hair can blow”. Before this lady got off I discovered she was an Actuary.
An hour later I got barred from the Tate Modern for life.
It wasn’t even midday. Come on!
May 11th, 2007 at 10:05 pmAlas, poor Zooey, I knew her well…
May 11th, 2007 at 10:07 pmUKBristolDave, that sounds like an awful lot of fun for 10:30 in the morning! Ah, jolly old England…
May 11th, 2007 at 10:09 pmComment by UKBristolDave — May 11, 2007 @ 10:05 pm
OMFG. I’m laughing so hard. I don’t know if it’s your story or the wine. I’m gonna go with your story, because I know how fragile men are. :D
Too funny…
May 11th, 2007 at 10:09 pmAlas, poor Zooey, I knew her well…
Comment by SKdeA
Wouldn’t you? C’mon… :D
May 11th, 2007 at 10:10 pmGee, would that be Obstruction of Justice?
May 11th, 2007 at 10:11 pmUKBristolDave, that sounds like an awful lot of fun for 10:30 in the morning! Ah, jolly old England…
Comment by SKdeA
If I were alive I could ask UKDave how the rest of his day went….
May 11th, 2007 at 10:11 pmHe probably wished he were as dead as you the next morning, wicked hangovers come from our friend Charlie…
May 11th, 2007 at 10:15 pmIt couldn’t happen to a nicer person..
May 11th, 2007 at 10:19 pmComment by UKBristolDave — May 11, 2007 @ 10:19 pm
Blimey! He doesn’t get caught in the f*ck filter, and he doesn’t even notice I’m dead.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:20 pmOK, if the rest of the world doesn’t like it at least we’re one step ahead of the Germans. :-)
Comment by UKBristolDave
Didn’t they invent the highly unlikely sex act of “chimping?”
May 11th, 2007 at 10:22 pmComment by Ghost of Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 10:22 pm
Dear God the Ghost of Zooey, you don’t want to know about chimping. It’s as bad as a Cincinatti steamer, maybe ever worse.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:25 pmComment by UKBristolDave — May 11, 2007 @ 10:25 pm
What about the Dirty Sanchez? Or the Rusty Trombone?
Enquiring minds want to know!
May 11th, 2007 at 10:28 pmYeah I spelt Cincinatti wrong. Sue me. But you can’t because you are the Ghost of Zooey.
If Zooey comes back to life and wants to sue me that’s fine. Z will have to join the back of a very long line mind…
May 11th, 2007 at 10:30 pmYeah I spelt Cincinatti wrong. Sue me. But you can’t because you are the Ghost of Zooey.
If Zooey comes back to life and wants to sue me that’s fine. Z will have to join the back of a very long line mind…
Comment by UKBristolDave
I hate lines….and I dislike lawyers. Why is life so complicated?
May 11th, 2007 at 10:35 pmComment by Ghost of Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 10:28 pm
Both the acts you describe are wrong. These are deviant US acts. However, they pale into insignifance compared to chimping and a steamer.
I’m a wrong ‘un but chimping and a steamer make me feel a bit Burton!
May 11th, 2007 at 10:36 pmComment by Ghost of Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 10:35 pm
Queuing is what made Britain great. Go to the continent and it’s chaos. In the UK we all queue politely. I’ve seen people beaten up for trying to jump a queue. Damn right as well. Wait your turn queue jumpy fella!
I freaking hate lawyers as well. I’ve got a plan ghost of Z. I need 20 good men / women / fighting ghosts and I’ll sort it or die trying!
May 11th, 2007 at 10:41 pmI’m a wrong ‘un but chimping and a steamer make me feel a bit Burton!
Comment by UKBristolDave
I know I don’t speak English, but please do not translate that, because I really shouldn’t know that. :D
May 11th, 2007 at 10:43 pmI freaking hate lawyers as well. I’ve got a plan ghost of Z. I need 20 good men / women / fighting ghosts and I’ll sort it or die trying!
Comment by UKBristolDave
I’ll try….but I’m so newly dead, I really haven’t gotten to know the other ghosts….
May 11th, 2007 at 10:44 pmComment by Ghost of Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 10:43 pm
Ah but you must know. The Profanisaurus will set you free!
http://www.viz.co.uk/
OK, the online version is rubbish but it’s a swearing dictionary. It changed my life in ways I can’t describe!
May 11th, 2007 at 10:49 pmOK, the online version is rubbish but it’s a swearing dictionary. It changed my life in ways I can’t describe!
Comment by UKBristolDave
Bless you, UKDave…..I owe you my life….if I were alive…
May 11th, 2007 at 10:53 pmComment by Ghost of Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 10:53 pm
Aaaah, one of those is it? You offer me your life when you are dead. I’ve been here before. The last time I ended up on a slave galley in the South Seas. Not this time Ghost of Zooey! I’m onto your game and watching you.
If you try anything special I’ll get that Mr. President bloke involved again. He seemed like a well balanced individual.
:-)
May 11th, 2007 at 11:10 pmThe Profanisaurus will set you free!
Now entering its fourth year as my downstairs bathroom book of choice…. something to ponder while one ’sinks the Bismarck’….
May 11th, 2007 at 11:11 pmComment by UKBristolDave — May 11, 2007 @ 11:10 pm
Curses, foiled again! How will I ever meet my shanghai quota?
Slave galley? Were you shirtless…?
Mr Who….bloke?
May 11th, 2007 at 11:13 pm…. something to ponder while one ’sinks the Bismarck’….
Comment by TerrytheTurtle
I wish I still had veins to open….
May 11th, 2007 at 11:14 pmComment by TerrytheTurtle — May 11, 2007 @ 11:11 pm
Oh it’s genius isn’t it? Still one of my favourites has to be “wheel tapping at the Bournville factory”. Bizarre but great.
Oh, I popped round to see my parents earlier this week and my Mum told me that she’d “stepped on a frog”. 5 seconds later my Mum and Dad were wondering why I was in hysterics.
May 11th, 2007 at 11:21 pmGee, I never saw that one coming, even after knowing for years that she’s put her ankles behind her ears for virtually every FBI agent in NYC.
May 11th, 2007 at 11:22 pmturtle’s head n.
The initial protrusion of a stool though the teal towel holder (qv); the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin (qv). See also touching cloth; touching socks. Also ‘Terry the Turtle is poking his head out’….
May 11th, 2007 at 11:23 pmComment by TerrytheTurtle — May 11, 2007 @ 11:23 pm
Oh god, stop……that’s just not right.
**laughing until I’m sick**
May 11th, 2007 at 11:28 pmCould have been worse, could have used the moniker ‘japanese flag’
May 11th, 2007 at 11:31 pmCould have been worse, could have used the moniker ‘japanese flag’
Comment by TerrytheTurtle
Shhhhh…..
May 11th, 2007 at 11:38 pm–Zooey’s brain.
OK, imagination bleach can be ordered by the gallon, truck or railcar.
May 11th, 2007 at 11:38 pmGet your orders in quick, the demand is soaring!
Comment by TerrytheTurtle — May 11, 2007 @ 11:31 pm
One of my personal favourites is the phrase “Break for the border”. I had to do it a few months ago in Paris. Not pretty.
May 11th, 2007 at 11:40 pmGhost of Zooey,
I’d offer to help, but, ummm, you seem to have developed a dislike of lawyers. And, until now, I was totally unaware that you had two left hands!
How many other “secrets” have you kept from me? sniff…
May 11th, 2007 at 11:43 pmOK, imagination bleach can be ordered by the gallon, truck or railcar.
Get your orders in quick, the demand is soaring!
Comment by RUCerious
Do you understand why I’m dead? Well, that was Mr President, but it’s serving me well now…
May 11th, 2007 at 11:43 pmComment by RUCerious — May 11, 2007 @ 11:38 pm
Buy the Profanisaurus bud. It’s quality. On US Amazon it’s a fortune
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/102-1068120-6536914?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Profanisaurus&Go.x=0&Go.y=0&Go=Go
If you want to cheat then I’m willing to help – i.e. I buy it in the UK and post it to you. Anything to spread the genius of UK slang
May 11th, 2007 at 11:43 pm106, terrapin cirque de soleil?
May 11th, 2007 at 11:45 pmYou guys.. you’re grossing me out…
May 11th, 2007 at 11:47 pmHow many other “secrets†have you kept from me? sniff…
Comment by Briseadh na Faire
Too many, my dear. I don’t deserve you. I really love employment law attorneys. Oh god, they’re so hot. :)
The two left hands? Well, I love Twister…
May 11th, 2007 at 11:48 pmYou guys.. you’re grossing me out…
Comment by SKdeA — May 11, 2007 @ 11:47 pm
And the thought of Ann Coulter doesn’t?
May 11th, 2007 at 11:50 pmYou guys.. you’re grossing me out…
Comment by SKdeA
It’s better if you’re deceased. Trust me….
May 11th, 2007 at 11:52 pmAh yes, I was able to fit the phrase ‘kakpipe cosmonaut’ into a sentence on TP last week, I think…
May 11th, 2007 at 11:56 pmNo, I guess Ann Coulter takes the cake for gross-outs. Especially that “ankles-behind-head” image… ew. Ew, ew, ew.
May 12th, 2007 at 12:00 amAh yes, I was able to fit the phrase ‘kakpipe cosmonaut’ into a sentence on TP last week, I think…
Comment by TerrytheTurtle
**fingers in ears (eyes?)**
Lalalalalalalalaaaaaa…..
May 12th, 2007 at 12:03 amCan’t find Bin Laden. Can’t even find the stalker. Well I guess they’re both convenient excuses.
May 12th, 2007 at 12:16 amDo you understand why I’m dead? Well, that was Mr President, but it’s serving me well now…
Comment by Ghost of Zooey — May 11, 2007 @ 11:43 pm
Upon your demise, Mr. President left. You’re going to have to die more often, sorry.
May 12th, 2007 at 12:21 amUpon your demise, Mr. President left. You’re going to have to die more often, sorry.
Comment by Shane
Wingnuts like resurrections, right?
Hell, I’ll die everyday if that’s what it takes!
May 12th, 2007 at 12:25 amI’ll die everyday if that’s what it takes!
Comment by Ghost of Zooey — May 12, 2007 @ 12:25 am
The “little death”… ;-)
May 12th, 2007 at 12:38 amThe “little deathâ€â€¦ ;-)
Comment by Briseadh na Faire
Sorry, it’s not coming to me…. :D
May 12th, 2007 at 12:44 amBnF! (blushing, here) I haven’t heard that expression in years.. La Petite Mort.. Oui!
May 12th, 2007 at 1:34 amAnn Coulter is my favorite right-wing cundit.
May 12th, 2007 at 6:52 amBoy – wonder if some REAL journalist could get a Pultizer? All they would have to do is…find Coulter in the early life. Find out where Coulter got her operation. Have the guts to print it.
Nawh…never happen. There aren’t any real print Journalist out there any more.
May 12th, 2007 at 11:01 amnow that’s a girl(?) who knows which Dicks to suck.
good for her for knowing her place in the scheme of things.
she and jeff gannon ought to team up and fill the void left by the D.C. Madame.
May 12th, 2007 at 7:26 pmWhy do you people keep paying attention to this media whore? It’s so obvious that all she wants is attention and she’ll say whatever it takes – no matter how ridiculous, offensive, contradictory or stupid – to get it. She’s Paris Hilton with one more brain cell, she’s TV spam, she’s the human equivalent of “L@@K!!11! B00biEZ!” Ann Coulter is irrelevant. If we all ignore her, she will go away.
May 13th, 2007 at 5:15 pmAs to the implications that Ann Coulter is a trans-gendered individual, I put it to you that her assumed (I assume) name is a thinly veiled anagram for “No Real Cunt”. Coincidence? I think not!
May 13th, 2007 at 7:14 pm