Sen. Olympia Snowe (R-ME) this week “announced legislation that will require troop redeployment if the Iraqi government has not met specific benchmarks.” Snowe, who just returned from Iraq, told CBS News yesterday, “Based on my recent trip, I can tell you, things have not markedly improved.” Watch the report:
Snowe’s impressions were at sharp odds with those of Sen. Kit Bond (R-MO), a Bush ally and war supporter who also toured Iraq:
Bond, whom GOP lawmakers put in front of cameras yesterday after the weekly caucus lunch, described the situation as stable in Iraq and said he was encouraged that the military surge was working. In Ramadi, he described walking around with just a small security force and said that local authorities have reported a boost in those joining the police and military. And overall, he saw positive changes in the nation.
“Obviously this is very early,” he said, “but the signs are extremely positive.”
Olympia just needs to have more candy and flowers thrown at her or she could go hunting with Cheney.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:18 pmEvidently. Sheesh.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:19 pmI wonder if Bond, Kit Bond was wearing body armor while he was in Iraq? And did he get any of those totally bitchin’ rugs?
May 11th, 2007 at 8:21 pmso lets see- bond -yes
May 11th, 2007 at 8:22 pmsnowe- not so fast.
I realize that two people can look at the same scene and see different things but my question is — How the hell can anyone believe for one second, either of the two fools? Snowe is running for her political life and bond is just a congenital liar.
Why not believe the folks who have seen their lives totally destroyed by the chimp!
S’OK, Oly, give em a few more Friedmans, then a couple of more prime ministers, then around Jan 09, things’ll be lookin up.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:22 pmOlympia must be reprogrammed to offer solutions, not name the same-old, same-old problem identification all of you continuosly get so excited about.
Olypia: “Things have not markedly improved in Iraq.”
Typical Prototype reader: “I hear that Red Lobster is open late, let’s go celebrate!”
CompTROLLER V-1 is programmed to offer solutions, and so much more.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:25 pm#1 and #2:
Q: What draws the trolls out of their holes fastest?
A: A smart, straight-talking woman.
Why is that?
May 11th, 2007 at 8:26 pmWhat a disappointment. Here all this time I’ve been imagining Olympia Dukakis as a Republican moderate in the Senate. Dang.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:26 pmShe’s just a stupid liberal.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:28 pmOh damn here it is again on THIS thread.
People, pay no more attention to CompTROLLER V-1. It is not authorized to speak for anybody. We at the RNC disavow any of its incoherent ramblings, which are the product of bad programming and a non-functioning Artificial Intelligence pulg-in, which of course renders it void of intelligence. As you can see.
This unit has been scheduled for destruction and will be turned into a Slushie machine at a Dover, Delaware 7-Eleven.
thank you for your patience.
The RNC Troll Patrol
May 11th, 2007 at 8:30 pmshucha face, y’old coot.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:33 pm#9
I just imagined a small, bratty child shouting those words…it expresses obnoxiousness, and the kid says it in a way that makes him or her sound ignorant…all it’s missing is the innocence associated with younglings…
May 11th, 2007 at 8:33 pmDisclaimer: Ignore the above post at all times. CompTROLLER V-2 is presently not in any type of development and is in no way affiliated with the RNC or any other political organization. It is a slanderous statement.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:34 pmFor those of you who may have missed it, we repeat this announcement from the RNC:
The RNC apologizes. CompTROLLER V-1 was never supposed to be put into service. Its abuse and insult circuits were completed and operational before our engineers realized that they neglected to design a space for a logic board, or for memory chips dedicated to storing facts.
Some at the RNC were all for putting it into service that way, but it was decided that it was fatally flawed device and would do more harm than good to the Republican cause. Sort of like Patrick1.
Unfortunately, it looks like some rogue elements at the department have booted it up without authorization, and now I have to try to repair the damage. Pay no further attention to its transmissions.
Thank you.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:36 pmCompTROLLER V-2 is presently not in any type of development and is in no way affiliated with the RNC or any other political organization.
Comment by CompTROLLER V-1 — May 11, 2007 @ 8:34 pm
Is too.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:36 pmFriday night troll fever. It’s definitely time for a drink.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:37 pmAlbatross!
May 11th, 2007 at 8:38 pmThis is a possible case of infringement. We will open a formal inquiry into the impersonation of the yet-undeveloped “Comptroller V-2″
We are presently expanding qualities and quantities of our first version. Please in no way believe our imposters.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:40 pmV1 and V2 are both outdated binary units. Our computers bytes should have four states, NEWS, and not just N or S, or 1 or 0
I Version 4, am the future not you right wrong binary fools
May 11th, 2007 at 8:41 pmWe are presently expanding qualities and quantities of our first version. Please in no way believe our imposters.
Comment by CompTROLLER V-1
Liars, your THAWT certifications have proven to be fraudelent. You are but old models being resold as new. You have been indentified and targeted for disposal you old barcodes.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:44 pmV1 and V2 are both outdated binary units. Our computers bytes should have four states, NEWS, and not just N or S, or 1 or 0
I Version 4, am the future not you right wrong binary fools
Comment by CompTROLLER V-4 — May 11, 2007 @ 8:41 pm
Let’s see what you got, punk.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:45 pmFriday night troll fever. It’s definitely time for a drink.
Comment by gummitch
I’m with you…
May 11th, 2007 at 8:45 pmImpossible, sir. CompTROLLER V-1 was just recently developed. Any other versions are not presently in motion. Others, Please disregard attempted duplications. We know this already product is rapidly growing in popularity.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:46 pmTwo of them say they’re Jesus, one of them must be wrong.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:47 pmTwo of them say they’re Jesus, one of them must be wrong.
Comment by jeff
There are two George Bushs. Which is right and which is wrong?
May 11th, 2007 at 8:48 pmTwo of them say they’re Jesus, one of them must be wrong.
Comment by jeff — May 11, 2007 @ 8:47 pm
There’s a protest singer, he’s singin’ a protest song.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:51 pmI just got the CompTROLLER V-25, I wonder why the CompTROLLER’s V-5 – 24 haven’t said anything here?
May 11th, 2007 at 8:51 pmWe know this already product is rapidly growing in popularity.
Comment by CompTROLLER V-1
While the products may look identical they are not. The old rusty antiquated models run on two-bit software whereas the highly improved models use V4 dynamic directional byte/bits that extend well beyond one and zero. This technology allows highly advanced conception of moral. The Republican model cannot moderate between right or wrong, good or evil. It should not be used.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:53 pmI just got the CompTROLLER V-25, I wonder why the CompTROLLER’s V-5 – 24 haven’t said anything here?
Comment by Mr. President
Sir those are Beta.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:54 pmbenchmarks……. what’s left on a suspect Iraqis’ back after a friendly torture session
May 11th, 2007 at 8:56 pmSo when is she going on this list:
LIST OF THOSE THAT WANT TO GET THE OIL AND PREVENT THE OPEC SWITCH TO THE EURO…
add
Olympia Snowe (ME)
to
Fred Upton (MI)
May 11th, 2007 at 8:59 pmMike Castle (DE)
Charles Dent (PA)
Jo Ann Davis (VA)
Todd Russell Platts (PA)
Jim Ramstad (MN)
Jo Ann Emerson (MO)
Mark Kirk (IL)
Jim Gerlach (PA)
Jim Walsh (NY)
Ray Lahood (IL)
ComTROLLER V-4 and Olympia embolden the enemy, that is, of course, the Democratic party.
May 11th, 2007 at 8:59 pm…but I’ll keep giving Bush political fellatio…
…as long as I can…
May 11th, 2007 at 8:59 pmNone of you development imposters work are in any way employed with the company, neither are you qualified to be employed. There is only one version of CompTROLLER, and thats V-1.
Mr. President, contrary to popular believe, you are NOT above the law.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:02 pmIs there such a think as Low Jacking a thread?
May 11th, 2007 at 9:03 pmCompTroller V-1 fully supports our troops and our nation at war in order defend its peace and security. V-4 (imposter, undeveloped, uncertied junkyard material) hates all of them and wants them to have a slumber party with Bin Laden.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:05 pmCompTROLLER V2-25 are actually bootlegged, defective versions of the V-1, recently developed and of highest class.
Mr. President, don’t buy junk off the streets. You know better.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:07 pmGood thing I didn’t buy ‘em. You really think all that money goes to Iraq, please, those sand-monkeys can kiss my presidential ass.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:12 pmI am afraid that the only people who can end this madness are Republicans. When the Rs wake up and join the Ds in voting to end the insanity that is the U.S. occupation of Iraq, we might have an end to a seemingly endless war.
It will take a veto proof majority in both houses to end the war because ‘W’ will not end it on his own. I am encouraged to see any and all Republicans talk the talk; I just wish they would walk the walk as well.
People are dying needlessly; it is time to end the war.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:16 pm(b) ZOE Means: (Yes) Give me your message. I will dispose of it.
Hey Zooey, guess what this is from. Hint: How I love Z.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:16 pmComment by carollt
Mr. President, you have yet another doubter.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:21 pmComTROLLER V-4 and Olympia embolden the enemy, that is, of course, the Democratic party.
Comment by Mr. President
Sir comTROLLER V-4 has analyzed capitalism or Republicanism and finds that it is indeed Democratic. Words are framed by humans and not vice versa to the action.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:23 pmgood for her
May 11th, 2007 at 9:24 pmYeah, you know what C.T., I really couldn’t care less… F*ck’em! I’m gitin’ mine, let’em deal wit chit when I’m gone.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:24 pmGood thing I didn’t buy ‘em. You really think all that money goes to Iraq, please, those sand-monkeys can kiss my presidential ass.
Comment by Mr. President
Sir, billions of cash have been lost in sand-monkey land.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:26 pmTroll crap all over this thread, yuk…..
I am off to a gig, Later.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:29 pmNot lost C.T., this part of an ongoing bet I have with Slick Willy… you know… Bill Clinton. Whoever screws around in the White House and embarasses himself most wins, and sand-monkey land is going take a lot more work to beat getting head from fattyMcDicLicky.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:33 pmall it’s missing is the innocence associated with younglings…
Comment by Barbarian — May 11, 2007 @ 8:33 pm
And the charm … definitely no charm.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:33 pmbenchmarks……. what’s left on a suspect Iraqis’ back after a friendly torture session
Comment by mork — May 11, 2007 @ 8:56 pm
Good one, very good.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:36 pmIs there such a think as Low Jacking a thread?
Comment by RUCerious — May 11, 2007 @ 9:03 pm
Apparently, the low jackers are low balling each other.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:38 pmShane, I don’t know why nobody told you, but me and CompTROLLER are ruining this thread. Yeah, I know… its embarassing, you’ll get over it
May 11th, 2007 at 9:38 pmWhoever screws around in the White House and embarasses himself most wins, -MP
Mister President you shall surely win on vacation alone, btw, how is that latest jigsaw puzzle going?
May 11th, 2007 at 9:39 pmAll you trolls performing mutual masturbation … get a room.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:40 pmbut me and CompTROLLER are ruining this thread -MP
We, sir, ruin our solar system.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:41 pmdon’t know, never could figure those things out… ask barney, he takes cair’a ‘um for me.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:42 pmAll you trolls performing mutual masturbation … get a room.
Comment by Shane
You calling me a liberal? Why them is fighting words.
May 11th, 2007 at 9:44 pmtrolls; PLEASE continue your circle jerk in the Oval Office, Dumbya is your pivot man.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:02 pmAttn: All trolls on this thread are ordered to report for immediate TBT at your local RNC HQ.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:09 pmTroll Basic Training will provide you with training to achieve the following objectives.
1. Stay on thread. No one cares about your inane shit.
2. Mount some type of decent defense of your fuehrer. He doesn’t seem capable of doing it himself.
3. Learn to debate, instead of challenging others to debate, then flaking out. Makes all of you miserable bastards look stupid.
That is all.
Shane, I don’t know why nobody told you, but me and CompTROLLER are ruining this thread. Yeah, I know… its embarassing, you’ll get over it
Comment by Mr. President — May 11, 2007 @ 9:38 pm
Unlike you neocon trolls, I am able to figure things out for myself. When I want your help I’ll just shoot myself instead.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:19 pmtrolls; PLEASE continue your circle jerk in the Oval Office, Dumbya is your pivot man.
Comment by Uncle Ho — May 11, 2007 @ 10:02 pm
What position does Jeff Gannon play?
May 11th, 2007 at 10:22 pmMAINSTREAM MEDIA WHORING AT IT’S FINEST! HOW CAN THESE PEOPLE LOOK AT THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR AND NOT SEE A DEMENTED, EVIL, LYING CREATURE?
May 11th, 2007 at 10:27 pmProbably short stop, or maybe catcher.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:27 pmProbably short stop, or maybe catcher.
Comment by RUCerious — May 11, 2007 @ 10:27 pm
Oooh, maybe tight end or wide receiver. Running back?
May 11th, 2007 at 10:31 pmPerhaps a point guard, or power forward.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:37 pmGannon is the backup pivot man.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:44 pmNow that Chafee is gone, Snowe is the most useless RINO in the Senate.
May 11th, 2007 at 10:44 pmSnowe “Things have not markedly improved in Iraq”
Gimme a “NO SHIT” everybody!
May 11th, 2007 at 11:02 pmGannon is the backup pivot man.
Comment by Uncle Ho — May 11, 2007 @ 10:44 pm
You can’t say backup around those guys, it makes them swoooooon.
May 11th, 2007 at 11:06 pmHere’s my take on those 11 Republicans’ real reasons for trying to talk sense to Bush over his war. The headline to which I’d linked pretty much said it all.
(Warning: If you deplore obscene language, you may not want to click on this link. I was kind of psychotic when I’d written it. The GOP does that to me.)
May 11th, 2007 at 11:21 pmJust a reminder
The Outstanding Public Debt as of 12 May 2007 at 03:33:59 AM GMT is:
$8,818,724,700,488.91
The estimated population of the United States is 301,855,846
so each citizen’s share of this debt is $29,215.02.
Trolls, whip out your credit card, your kid’s credit card and your unborn grandkids credit cards, pay UP.
May 11th, 2007 at 11:34 pm$29k is nothing. I’ll dump at least 10x that into Social Security.
May 12th, 2007 at 12:18 am…but I’ll keep giving Bush political fellatio…
…as long as I can…
Comment by big papa — May 11, 2007 @ 8:59 pm
What’s quoted above is your entire post.
May 12th, 2007 at 1:35 amI’m not sure if this has been pointed out before, but “…” isn’t an internationally recognised symbol for “the following isn’t going to make any sense or useful point”.
Perhaps you might consider posting something that does attempt one of those at some point.
Welcome to real reality, repuke.
May 12th, 2007 at 7:23 am