Gonzales will never, ever displease Bush.
By on May 18th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Gonzales will never, ever displease Bush.
“It’s important for any public official to have as much confidence as he can garner,” says White House spokesman Tony Fratto. “And that’s going to ebb and flow, but it will not ebb and flow with this President and this Attorney General.”
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You’ve got a tupo in your title. I believe the word you’re looking for is “displeased.”
May 18th, 2007 at 3:08 pmTruly great watch!! http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Daily_Show_divines_meaning_of_Bush_0518.html
May 18th, 2007 at 3:09 pmApparently they have decided to wait until he drowns.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:09 pmAt least they admit it, that Bush doesn’t take actions or consequences into account when he makes his faith-based decisions.
As Stephen Colbert said, this president believes the same thing On Thursday that he believed on Tuesday, no matter what happened on Wednesday.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:09 pmComment by Richard Brudzynski – Shouldn’t that be “Typo” in your title?
May 18th, 2007 at 3:11 pmGonzales will never, ever diplease [sic] Bush.
“Diplease”? C’mon, TP…seriously…
May 18th, 2007 at 3:12 pmThey are going to both go down with the ship. Gonzo knows where all the bones are buried since the early days in Texas with the Chimp.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:12 pmAt this point, Bush couldn’t pay someone enough to take the AG position, He is pretty much stuck with Gonzo.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:13 pmGonzales, Rice, and Rove have been with the President from the beginning. They know too much to be kicked to the curb.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:13 pmI knew gonzo was a dip, didn’t know he leased that!
May 18th, 2007 at 3:14 pmI wonder how bush likes it when gonzo is being questioned by folks who know how to catch lies when they’re told.
Sweaty, nervous, huh?
They really meant to say dickcheese but their naughty-word filter caught it.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:15 pmComment by Krazny — Paul Wolfolwitz will do it. He’ll do anything.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:16 pmNo see, diplease is a word too. See the prefix “di” has an etymology rooted in Greek, it means “two” or “double” or some sh!t like that.
So, all TP is saying is that Gonzales will neva eva double-please Bush.
That’s why Bush chews Double-Mint gum.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:18 pmThen again, Paul Wolfowitz also enjoyed the “full confidence” of President Bush.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:18 pmLove is in the air.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:19 pmComment by TripMaster Monkey — Gonzales will never, ever Dickcheese Bush. All better now.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:22 pmThe only way to remove Gonzales is to IMPEACH BUSH et al. Let’s start NOW.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:23 pmGonzales will never, ever diplease Bush.
thinkprogress.org
Man not fair, this reminds me of my good friend, Sandy Burgler…I mean Sandy Berger.
The fool got caught stealing top secret documents from the National Archieve. Shit, can you imagine the frenzy the media and the left would have gone into if it was Condi Rice who would have stolen secret documents from the National Archieve?
wow, am I glad that the media and the left is full of hypocrites. Berger would be in jail for 20 years instead of receiving a slap on his ass for his treason.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:24 pm“Your doing a heck of a job, Gonzo.”
May 18th, 2007 at 3:25 pmComment by President Clinton — May 18, 2007 @ 3:24 pm
Re-read the story and try to stay on topic. I know it’s difficult for you but try it; you might like it.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:26 pmIn other words, if DOJ had solid evidence that the President was breaking the law, they would shirk their law enforcement responsibilities and conspire to cover it up. Right, Mr. Fratto?
May 18th, 2007 at 3:27 pmI think the only possible explanation is that if Gonzo goes down then Rove goes down, and if Rove goes down, then Bush goes down, dragging Cheney in his wake.
It’s all or nothing for the Bush team now.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:27 pmBush’s confidence in Gonzo will not waiver, mostly because Bush can’t understand what the heck an Attorney General does.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:28 pm#18. Hey, stupid. Sandy Berger was just in the paper THIS WEEK about these actions. There goes your “ignored by the media” theory.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:29 pmI think the only possible explanation is that if Gonzo goes down then Rove goes down, and if Rove goes down, then Bush goes down, dragging Cheney in his wake.
It’s all or nothing for the Bush team now.
Comment by VerbalKint — May 18, 2007 @ 3:27 pm
It was the same thing during my administration. I couldn’t throw Janet the Ugly Reno after she screwed up Waco. if she went, I would no doubtly go too. She knows too many of my secrets and she warned me.
I told my administration, we must stick togethere and fight the right wing conspiracy machine. My wife was right on. I love that blondy, but why isn’t she a beautiful brunette like Monica. Why did God punish me?
Hey by the way, did I over due the whole God thing when I was in office.
I mentioned God’s name 50% more than this guy Bush, what an idiot, right?
but Liberals didn’t care that I mentioned God every three words that I said.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:31 pmIt must be “displease”, because Gonzo is obviously dickcheesing Chimpy all the time.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:32 pm#18. Here’s a link from a newspaper just YESTERDAY, stupid. Or, don’t you read?? http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/nation/05/17/17nation.html
And, it’s from Austin, Texas… a hotbed of liberalism!!
May 18th, 2007 at 3:33 pmThat’s a bullshit accusation about Sandy Berger.
He made COPIES of documents, he didn’t steal any originals.
This case was blown up out of proportion by Repukes.
Chimpy and his goons have done far far worse than Berger or his boss Clinton. Chimpy is running a criminal conspiracy out of the White House.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:35 pmPC,
You should right for the Fox “comedy” show. Your attempt at satire is so far from funny, you’d fit right in. Is that even still on by the way?
May 18th, 2007 at 3:35 pm“if Gonzo goes down then Rove goes down, and if Rove goes down, then Bush goes down”
Sounds like another wild Friday night in the West Wing. I bet Jeffy Lube Gannon was invited too.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:37 pm#29. That’s funny. Did Fox keep “The Half Hour News Hour,” or whatever that sad attempt at humor was, on the air? I thought that thing was DOA. Of course, Fox News viewers are to dim to understand anything other than jokes about passing gas.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:39 pm#30. HILARIOUS! Did we ever hear why a MALE PROSTITUTE was given access to the White House without passing a security check? SUSPICIOUS!
May 18th, 2007 at 3:40 pm—-
“It’s important for any public official to have as much confidence as he can garner,†says White House spokesman Tony Fratto. “And that’s going to ebb and flow, but it will not ebb and flow with this President and this Attorney General.â€
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Quite right. Most of the public cannot stand the President nor Gonzales and that’s not going to change.
- Tom
May 18th, 2007 at 3:41 pmPC,
You should right for the Fox “comedy†show. Your attempt at satire is so far from funny, you’d fit right in. Is that even still on by the way?
Comment by War4Sale — May 18, 2007 @ 3:35 pm
Satire? I am William Jefferson Clinton. c’mon, you have to be smarter than this.
and Fox news? YUCK! this conservative, lying piece of shit network?
why would I write for them? please!
May 18th, 2007 at 3:45 pmComment by President Clinton — May 18, 2007 @ 3:24 pm
Re-read the story and try to stay on topic. I know it’s difficult for you but try it; you might like it.
Comment by President Bush — May 18, 2007 @ 3:26 pm
You know, when I made love to Hillary…oh shit, did I just say make love to Hillary? sorry, when i fucked the shit out of Hillary, I called out my lovers name and she would say the same thing you just told me….
“When you are fucking me, at least try to look at my face and remember who you are fucking.”
funny that you and her would say the same thing.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:46 pmGonzalez is a metaphore for Bush
Bush will “stay the course” with Gonzo just like he’ll “stay the course” in Iraq. He’s incapable of doing otherwise. He can not accept his own colllosal failure.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:48 pmComment by President Clinton
If you had half the brain of Bill Clinton you could probably get laid. Then you’d realize that happy, content people are progressive and bitter, unhappy losers are conservative. But like I said, if you had half of Clinton’s brain you only have half of your own.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:49 pmLook out Dennis Miller! There is a new king of not funny! Wait a minute, is that you, Dennis?!
May 18th, 2007 at 3:50 pmWe never DID get an explanation why a male hooker was in the White House for two years on day passes…sometimes overnight…and was never given the security background check the rest of the White House Press Corpse gets.
Bloggers broke that story, and the Press Corpse was so embarassed by it that they “spiked” it. (refused to run the story). The Press Corpse had this male hooker in their midst for two years, with dubious press credentials and a day pass, throwing Chimpy softballs…and they NEVER questioned what he was doing there.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:52 pmChimpy is running a criminal conspiracy out of the White House.
Comment by Tom3
Thoughtful of you to try and explain things to the trollie goons but: 1) they’re too stupid to understand, and 2) they’re complicit in the criminal conspiracy to destroy this country.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:52 pmPC: No rebuttal on your “the liberal media has ignored Sandy Berger” comment? loser.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:53 pmHILARIOUS! Did we ever hear why a MALE PROSTITUTE was given access to the White House without passing a security check? SUSPICIOUS!
Comment by Oversight is a Bitch
Nope, neocons are still fixated on Clinton’s blow jobs because they didn’t know anybody got them for free.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:54 pmGonzalez is a metaWhore for Bush
Comment by steve — May 18, 2007 @ 3:48 pm
Here steve, I thought this would work too.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:56 pm#41. Bwaaaaahahaha! So true. Their wives only do missionary and only when they are trying to have kids. For everything else, the neocons pay cash.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:57 pmthey NEVER questioned what he was doing there.
Comment by Tom3 — May 18, 2007 @ 3:52 pm
Then again they covered up the names from the Washington madame’s phone bill because Cheney was a client.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:59 pm“Their wives only do missionary and only when they are trying to have kids. For everything else, the neocons pay cash.”
PC/DM,
See? Now that’s funny!!!
May 18th, 2007 at 4:02 pmSo true. Their wives only do missionary and only when they are trying to have kids. For everything else, the neocons pay cash.
Comment by Oversight is a Bitch. — May 18, 2007 @ 3:57 pm
Are you kidding, the neocon’s wives give the best blow jobs in town. They just give them to everybody but their husbands or other neocons. They prefer to give them to real men.
May 18th, 2007 at 4:02 pmComment by President Clinton
If you had half the brain of Bill Clinton you could probably get laid. Then you’d realize that happy, content people are progressive and bitter, unhappy losers are conservative. But like I said, if you had half of Clinton’s brain you only have half of your own.
Comment by Shane — May 18, 2007 @ 3:49 pm
hello, knock, knock, anyone up there? I am President William Jefferson Clinton. I have gotten laid more times than Charlie Sheen has.
but Shane, take it from me, sex doesn’t make you hip or cool. I know about this. Sex almost destroyed my life. :(
that stupid Monica, how did she not realize that she was being taped and why the hell did she tell everyone that I had coached her on what to tell the Grand Jury.
May 18th, 2007 at 4:09 pmSo true. Their wives only do missionary and only when they are trying to have kids. For everything else, the neocons pay cash.
Comment by Oversight is a Bitch. — May 18, 2007 @ 3:57 pm
Are you kidding, the neocon’s wives give the best blow jobs in town. They just give them to everybody but their husbands or other neocons. They prefer to give them to real men.
Comment by Shane — May 18, 2007 @ 4:02 pm
You know, that I what I thought too until I went to Washington DC. those liberal honeys, Liberals are the best MILFS, the best!!!
those darn conservatives and their moral values, they have the best looking wives, but can you imagine that they will only give it up to their husbands?
How DARE THEY?!
May 18th, 2007 at 4:10 pmWow. That’s a really clever new troll tactic — pretending to be one of teh most popular presidents of teh twentieth century in order to make him sound foolish.
I guess it’s a variation on the original troll tactic of spouting right-wing talking points and making themselves sound foolish.
May 18th, 2007 at 4:18 pmthose darn conservatives and their moral values, they have the best looking wives –Comment by President Clinton
Hey, stupid, how about we put Kucinich’s wife up against Laura Bush? Or Mitt Romney’s? You lose again. loser.
May 18th, 2007 at 4:19 pmWow. That’s a really clever new troll tactic — pretending to be one of teh most popular presidents of teh twentieth century in order to make him sound foolish.
I guess it’s a variation on the original troll tactic of spouting right-wing talking points and making themselves sound foolish.
Comment by KRank — May 18, 2007 @ 4:18 pm
Really, I was one of the most popular Presidents? funny, I was told that wasn’t the case by the american people when I received twice less than 50% of the popular vote.
In 1992 I received 43% of the popular vote and in 1996 I received 48% of the popular vote. shit, this idiotic President received both times over 50% of the popular vote.
wow, you must know something that my experts don’t know. Let me call Calver and Bugala and tell them to take advice from you, ok?
May 18th, 2007 at 4:23 pmthose darn conservatives and their moral values, they have the best looking wives –Comment by President Clinton
Hey, stupid, how about we put Kucinich’s wife up against Laura Bush? Or Mitt Romney’s? You lose again. loser.
Comment by Oversight is a Bitch. — May 18, 2007 @ 4:19 pm
My wife Hillary would kick their butts!!! All that noise that comes out from her mouth that she pollutes with….believe me, she would annoyed them to hell.
May 18th, 2007 at 4:24 pmNope. Sorry, still not funny, PC. Obvious and shrill yes, but not funny at all. Maybe practice some more on the FREEPer board and then come back and try again?
May 18th, 2007 at 4:25 pmNope. Sorry, still not funny, PC. Obvious and shrill yes, but not funny at all. Maybe practice some more on the FREEPer board and then come back and try again?
Comment by War4Sale — May 18, 2007 @ 4:25 pm
why are my Liberal friends so slow? why? that’s one thing I have learned. Liberals are great, but geez are they dumb as a rock.
War4Sale, I am the President.
and hey, you do know that I gave hundreds of no-bid contracts to Halliburton when I was President, right?
my wars were also for sale during the 1990s….amazingly enough, 99% of Liberals didn’t complain when Halliburton was getting riched thanks to me.
go figure, now they care, they didn’t care about this when I was President.
May 18th, 2007 at 4:34 pmPC’s comments have become quite tiresome. /ignore
May 18th, 2007 at 4:35 pmPC’s comments have become quite tiresome. /ignore
Comment by Oversight is a Bitch. — May 18, 2007 @ 4:35 pm
Why do you claim that my comments are annoying now, but they were not when I was President? why? please tell me, please. I need to know.
May 18th, 2007 at 4:39 pmAnother joke! Wouldn’t that make Bush an accomplice if not Gonzales the accomplice in the unraveling saga of “The Bush Administration: the disgracing of America”.
May 18th, 2007 at 4:56 pmIt just came to me… Bush and Gonzales are secret lovers!
May 18th, 2007 at 5:02 pmPeople giving their colleagues loyalty and support is one thing, but I do wish that Mr. Gonzales would stop looking at Mr. Bush in the same way Nancy used to gaze in adoration at Ronnie.
May 18th, 2007 at 5:32 pmBFF 4EVER!!
May 18th, 2007 at 5:53 pmBFF 4EVER!!
Comment by Zooey — May 18, 2007 @ 5:53 pm
This is a tautology. (-insert appropriate emoticon here-)
May 18th, 2007 at 6:20 pmI know Dana Peroxide, Dana Peroxide is a friend of mine. You Tony Fatso are no Dana Peroxide.
May 18th, 2007 at 6:52 pmWe all know Bush’s subjects serve for his pleasure.
May 18th, 2007 at 8:31 pmThis is a tautology. (-insert appropriate emoticon here-)
Comment by Mr. President
:P
May 18th, 2007 at 9:56 pm