Adventures on the Duke-stir.
Adventures on the Duke-stir.
Some grisly details about criminal former Rep. Duke Cunningham and his crony hot-tub parties on his old boat, The Duke-stir.
For one thing, Wilkes was totally disgusted by the hot tub Cunningham put on the boat’s deck during the autumn and winter. What repelled Wilkes — and others invited to the parties — was both the water Cunningham put in the hot tub and the congressman’s penchant for using it while naked, even if everybody else at the party was clothed. Cunningham used water siphoned directly from the polluted Potomac River and never changed it out during the season. “Wilkes thought it was unbelievably dirty and joked if you got in there it would leave a dark water line on your chest,” said one person familiar with the parties. “The water was so gross that very few people were willing to get into the hot tub other than Duke and his paramour.” That was a reference to Cunningham’s most frequently seen girlfriend, a flight attendant who lived in Maryland.
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May 22nd, 2007 at 11:00 amNothing wrong with nekked hot tubing. Polluted water on the other hand, thats just ewww…
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:00 amThat’s it?
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:05 amI think I vomited in my mouth a little bit …
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:06 amWow…It sounds like Duke is practicing for the afterlife, where he’ll be wallowing in excrement for all eternity.
Of maybe he does it because he has delusions of demonhood…
Either way, it’s disturbing.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:06 amYou left out the revelation that he eats his Filet Mignon “very well done” with iceberg lettuce. Just as bad, says I…
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:06 amclassy!
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:07 amDoes this guy know how to party or what?!?!?!
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:08 amyeah, change the emphasis to the part about sitting in pollution - what’s wrong with hot-tubbing naked?
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:08 am#3 Patrick,
I know stuff like this appears ordinary to you and your ilk… but those of us who live in civilization perfer NOT to bathe in sewage…
just keep that in mind for referance, So when you converse with humans in the future you won’t come off looking like a total ass
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:10 amReminds me of the scene from “Caligula”, the festering sore covered Roman emperor immersing in scum covered murky water with his sex slaves….
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:12 am(Sorry, hope no one is eating lunch yet……)
With Congress imploding, unable to pass anything but reparations for Guam from the attack by ..you guessed it…the JAPS! ..the only story TP can come up with is some Congressman’s boat?
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:12 amnekkid hot tubbing=good
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:15 amnekkid hot tubbing with a flight attendant=great
nekkid hot tubbing in the Potomic=disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL GOPers are disgusting dirty people. Cunningham probably smelled like the Potomac river too > lol.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:15 amewww.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:15 amPatrick in a rowboat.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:15 am49 miles offshore in a hurricane.
er, how is Congress “imploding”? You know, If you say something, it really helps if you back it up, PEE1
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:16 amPatrick1nut is still getting his “post it” points from a right wing blog, I see.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:17 amsome things never change.
Is the Dukster still partying naked? I’ll bet he’s not doing the “can you see me now” routine in the boat he currently is in.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:20 amI wonder if the Dukester has web access in prison. And if he does, I wonder if he’s reading this.
If so, hello, Duke! You’re nasty!
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:21 amNobody ever told Duke he was old and crusty.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:21 amick
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:23 amCan you imagine seeing Cunningham naked drinking booze on a boat? Just the sight of him could cause you to go blind or have heart attack.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:24 amSorry, I don’t buy it. The man was used to the finer things in life. And, surely, the girlfriend would have objected. This does not ring true.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:27 amOnce again, RUC-Imagination Bleach is available, but only in 25 gallon drums for cleaning up this image…
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:29 amSo GOPers had big parties on a boat with Cunningham running around naked, smelling like sewage from the Potomac river, as the Duke rubbed his wanger on the guests. Sounds like a party Bush would like.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:29 amsolai LOL > Duke was given reproduction antiques and thought they were real, so he had ZERO class.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:31 amGrody!
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:36 amHe was probably used to the harbor in Long Beach, anyways.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:36 amCunningham was dumb enough to keep a bribe menu.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:37 amI think he’d be dumb enough to hottub in potomac water.
But still, I don’t see the big deal either (although it is funny)
If you swim in the potomac, why not hot tub in it
THe creepy part for me is that he’s naked when other people in the tub are not.
#30
“THe creepy part for me is that he’s naked when other people in the tub are not.”
That’s more weird, than creepy, do you think he had a dry change of clothes for them?
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:41 amWas that part of his entertainment?
“Here, put this on… heheheh…..”
Whaddaya call a guy in a hottub with no arms or legs?
Bob,
or,
Stew.
Just keep it stirred.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:42 amWilco > Duke must of thought if he ran around naked, then maybe somebody would get horny to go to bed with him, but since he smelled like the river and had sewage dripping off him from the water, he repulsed everybody but they still desired the free booze and the food.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:43 amThat’s just damn disgusting.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:43 amick.
just…
ick…
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:46 amThe article failed to mention he was not naked; he was wearing his Depends.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:46 amMaybe the Dukester was trying to sell himself to the “defense contractors” as an offensive weapon…
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:48 amPond scum: meet pond scum.
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:51 amDumb Post. Unnecessary TP. No one cares about DukeStirs dirty lifestyle.
NEXT!!!
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:52 amAnd what about all the other boaters on the Potomac river? Did any of them see the Duke-Stir parties with him running around naked? Did Cunningham moon them or play with himself in front of them? Who would want to go boating on the Potomac anyways?
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:53 amCan we add a picture of the Duke to this story, just so people can have a reminder of how disgusting this man must have been naked?
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:55 amJay enough talk of Duke running around naked!
Please, I go to lunch in an hour!
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:56 amReminds me of that old joke
Four gay guys sitting around in a hot tub.. One guy notices some “white stuff” floating around and says… “Ok who farted?”
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:57 amHe probably peed in there too.
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:00 pmYou all are a riot, very funny but now I have to go barf at the thought of this nut bag in sludge and naked,,,,Yuck!..There went my breakfast…..Blessings
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:00 pmNut bag, Sharon? Enough naked Duke jokes!
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:08 pmEwwwww! Super yuckie !!! (urp)
Hating the repukian mafia daily
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:23 pmLet’s not forget that Duke Cunningham stood on the floor of congress and called Bill Clinton and John Kerry traitors. He also called Al Gore a liar. He self-righteously questioned their patriotism and conservatives everywhere nodded and applauded.
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:27 pmThank you, Bluedog.
You are correct, sir.
Lest we forget, how ’bout Dunkin Donuts Hunter?
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:35 pmHe up to his knees in this doo-doo, and if Carol Lam hadn’t suffered Rove’s Revenge, we might have company for the ‘ol Dukester.
I’m glad I haven’t eaten yet, because I feel like I need to throw up.
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:36 pmI have a friend who rented a canoe to paddle on the Potomac river for an hour. He said he put his hand in the water and it was coated with a film of oil and he said it smelled like rotting fish. When I was in DC I looked at the river from bridges and lots of trash floated in it, so it looked nasty.
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:45 pmA Republican wallowing around in feces? That’s news?
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:46 pmUncertain why this is actually ‘news’ and worthy of being on TP. What is the point here?
May 22nd, 2007 at 12:58 pm..the only story TP can come up with is some Congressman’s boat? - Patrick1
Actually, I count this as one of 14 stories listed on TP so far today, and it’s only 10:33 PT as I type.
He said he put his hand in the (Potomac) and it was coated with a film of oil - Jay Randal
Ah, a self-righteous warmongering Republican felon wallowing in oil. Now it’s all making sense.
May 22nd, 2007 at 1:32 pmThe water from the Potomac isn’t really that bad. It didn’t leave the ring until Duke put his filthy self in it.
May 22nd, 2007 at 2:16 pmPotomac is good to swim in. Has been for ten years or more. About the guy having sex: I thought Jerry Falwell was dead. Someone here trying to be his replacement? Stick to the relevant issues please.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:32 pmRabbit