Video: Sh*t and awe.
“An outdoor news conference in perfect spring weather, with birds chirping loudly in the magnolia trees, is not without its hazards. As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, ‘I’ve got confidence in Al Gonzales doin’ the job.’ Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President’s sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.”
Watch the video (and yes, the birds in the background were really that loud):
See ABC’s video.
(Title HT: Juan C.)
UPDATE: Keith Olbermann: “Must’ve been a dove.”
Rick Perlstein quotes Shakespeare’s Hamlet: “There’s a special providence in the fall of a sparrow.”
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Even birds hate Bush - not very surprising
May 24th, 2007 at 4:16 pmLMAO! Even the birds know when Bush is talking sh*t!
May 24th, 2007 at 4:17 pmWhy do the sparrows hate america?
May 24th, 2007 at 4:17 pmEven the bird’s in the tree’s have an honest opinion on this fool….Blessings
May 24th, 2007 at 4:18 pm“Because his eye is on the sparrow,
May 24th, 2007 at 4:18 pmand I know he splashes me…”
God has spoken to Chimpy…through a little bird.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:20 pmRelevance?
May 24th, 2007 at 4:20 pmWhere exactly is the fly-by crapping in question? I don’t see it in that video. Which arm does it land on?
May 24th, 2007 at 4:21 pmI’d like to sh*t on him too.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:21 pmROLFMAO!!!
May 24th, 2007 at 4:21 pmThe bird had the last word…
Alberto Gonzales is full of shit.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:22 pmThat bird did to Bush what Bush has been doing to the country for the last six years.
(My apologies to Woody Allen.)
May 24th, 2007 at 4:22 pmbirdsh!t for bullsh!t from Bush!t.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:22 pmOf course birds hate Bush. He is actively working to pollute the air they breathe.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:22 pmthe bird did what we’ve all been wanting to for a long time… lucky SOB!
May 24th, 2007 at 4:22 pmThe bird is the word.
Republican and Democratic Representatives and Senators are all dabbing Quagmire No. 13 (Morticia Addams’ favorite perfume) behind their ears to make themselves more attractive to the Bush crime family and to support the illegal criminal imperial occupations of Afghanistan and Iraq…
May 24th, 2007 at 4:23 pmWell since he spends all his free time crapping on us, it seems only fair. I only wish it had been a freshly fed blue heron, then we’d really have something to see.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:23 pmWhat would Jerry Falwell say about this?
May 24th, 2007 at 4:23 pmis that not supposed to be lucky
Oh yes hes just been given 120 billion
May 24th, 2007 at 4:23 pmYou know all this talk of bird poop emboldens the enemy.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:24 pm“How do I know I’m a failure yet again?
May 24th, 2007 at 4:25 pmA little bird told me….”
G. Dubious Boosch
he tried to clean it off with his bare hand, and probably didn’t wash it after…
May 24th, 2007 at 4:27 pmit was clinton’s pet bird
May 24th, 2007 at 4:28 pmGod should send a big flock of Canadian Geese over the Chimp someday.
Their turds are the size of Lincoln logs.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:28 pmSh*t and awe.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:28 pmNow we just need to find an eagle to drop a turtle on his head.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:29 pmPoor bird…he’s probably been put on the No Fly List.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:30 pmwhy did the democrats NOT add one line to the 120 billion bill
” Iraqs Oil Reserves Proven and Unproven belongs to Iraq”
Then Bush would veto and the democrats would be on the moral high Ground
May 24th, 2007 at 4:30 pmWell since he spends all his free time crapping on us, it seems only fair. I only wish it had been a freshly fed blue heron, then we’d really have something to see.
Comment by shane
Most appropriate would be a bald eagle and not just because they live on a diet of dead fish.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:31 pm“Relevance?
Comment by Nick”
No real relevance. Just a little comic relief. Take a chill pill.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:31 pmthat was no ordinary bird it was an Insurgent Birds carrying Bird flu from Asia - we might be in luck
May 24th, 2007 at 4:31 pmWhy the hell wasn’t a big fat pidgeon? God these birds are just like Democrats. They shit on him just a little and then let him go on.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:32 pmChimpy really got the bird today.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:32 pmHonestly, when a bird poops on you that is considered to be good luck.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:33 pmThe bird speaks for all of us.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:33 pmShit on Shit is the way it goes. At lease the birds know more then humans that Bush is waste material.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:34 pmYay Juan!
Got your own Title!
:)
May 24th, 2007 at 4:35 pmUse the link containing the words ‘left a splash’ and it could not be more evident! They cut befor he licked his fingers.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:35 pmHonestly, when a bird poops on you that is considered to be good luck.
Comment by Saywho
Nah, that’s just the poor recipient’s response when dealt the “poop” card, kinda like when folks claim it’s “good luck” when it rains on their outdoor wedding.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:36 pmGot your own Title!
:)
Comment by trueblue
I would like to thank my mom…my dad…
:) (Psst, true, whats that supposed to mean?)
May 24th, 2007 at 4:41 pmThis isn’t news.
Get it off the site.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:43 pmThis is too funny. Karma is a bitch, ain’t it? This is only the beginning…
Congrats to Juan — you made the big time. :-)
May 24th, 2007 at 4:45 pmThis is news.
Keep it on the site.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:46 pmThis isn’t news.
Comment by dave
Thinkprogress is a political blog, not a news source.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:48 pmKeep this up, its pissing off the troll.
LOL!!
May 24th, 2007 at 4:49 pmThat bird is a patriot!
May 24th, 2007 at 4:50 pmFauxnews immediately linked the bird to Cuba and Castro.
the headline on Hannity tonight :-
Communist pigeons shouting coup coup attacked the president
May 24th, 2007 at 4:52 pmHow appropriate! LOL
Kudos on the title Juan!
May 24th, 2007 at 4:53 pmI only wish that it was a cow.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:53 pmCongrats to Juan — you made the big time. :-)
Comment by Zooey
Oh, shut up, lady… ;)
May 24th, 2007 at 4:53 pmNow if congress only had the balls that sparrow has we’d be in much better shape.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:54 pmMedal of freedom for the bird!
Which, by the way, has just accomplished more with this small event than all the democrats in congress have managed to do in the 5 months since the new “sheriff” came to town.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:54 pmSh*t and awe.
Comment by Juan C
Good one Juan. I think it was an al Qaeda robot bird leaving a tracking device on Bush. Better watch it Georgie, they’re watching you.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:55 pmNature is the last thing these bastards can control. And they were reminded of it.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:57 pmI only wish that it was a cow.
Comment by WaltTheMan
Now Walt you know when Bush is under the cow he doesn’t allow cameras around.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:57 pmKudos on the title Juan!
Comment by unbelievable
Well, you know Faiz and I met when I was lecturing in Harvard… hehehehe.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:57 pmNow if congress only had the balls that sparrow has we’d be in much better shape.
Comment by muzz
I heard sparrow balls are a delicacy. Or was that congress’ balls?
May 24th, 2007 at 4:58 pmCheney, it’s a quail!
May 24th, 2007 at 4:59 pmWatch CANARY Islands - Bush will be bombing!
May 24th, 2007 at 5:00 pmOh, shut up, lady… ;)
Comment by Juan C
You come up here and make me, sweetie. :D
May 24th, 2007 at 5:03 pmMaybe it was Tip O’Neill flying by.
May 24th, 2007 at 5:03 pm“Well, you know Faiz and I met when I was lecturing in Harvard… hehehehe.
Comment by Juan C — May 24, 2007 @ 4:57 pm”
So, when’s your book coming out, Prof. C? :D
May 24th, 2007 at 5:03 pmYAY BIRD!!!!!
May 24th, 2007 at 5:04 pmMan, how I admire & envy that bird…
May 24th, 2007 at 5:06 pmYou come up here and make me, sweetie. :D
Comment by Zooey
Zoo, I know that sounded a little aggresive, now that I re read. I promise that it was more like a *blushing kid* phrase. You know I would never try to shut you up. I apologize.
So…that was actually an invitation or what? ;)
May 24th, 2007 at 5:07 pmWAR on BIRDIES
May 24th, 2007 at 5:08 pmI think it was an al Qaeda robot bird leaving a tracking device on Bush. Better watch it Georgie, they’re watching you.
Comment by whack’o'troll
War on Birds! Now! I demand safety and freedom all over the worm world. Yes, I completely support Feather operation and Nail that Beak operation.
May 24th, 2007 at 5:10 pmGood bird! Good bird! Now come home and after you get your treat I’ll give you Cheney’s address…
May 24th, 2007 at 5:10 pm“So…that was actually an invitation or what? ;)
Comment by Juan C — May 24, 2007 @ 5:07 pm”
Get a hotel room already. :D
May 24th, 2007 at 5:10 pmSo, when’s your book coming out, Prof. C? :D
Comment by unbelievable
Let me finish my ME master´s final project… :D
May 24th, 2007 at 5:11 pm“Let me finish my ME master´s final project… :D
Comment by Juan C — May 24, 2007 @ 5:11 pm”
You’re almost done? Congrats!!! That’s awesome.
May 24th, 2007 at 5:14 pmBush reply to the Journalist:”I pray this bird has two ‘Right Wings’…
May 24th, 2007 at 5:16 pmCongrats!!! That’s awesome.
Comment by unbelievable
One year after the normal period of time…not quite. :(
May 24th, 2007 at 5:20 pmSomeone is horny today….
May 24th, 2007 at 5:22 pmJaun you are still damn good dammit! Accept it boy. :)
May 24th, 2007 at 5:27 pmDo you think the birds drew straws to see who got to do the honors? Good shootin’ there, Little Sparrow!! You’re the envy of all your feathered friends and most of the world’s human population.
May 24th, 2007 at 5:29 pmSo…that was actually an invitation or what? ;)
Comment by Juan C
I know you weren’t being aggressive, Juan. Heh.
Invitation, challenge…..whatever. :)
May 24th, 2007 at 5:29 pmInvitation, challenge…..whatever. :)
Comment by Zooey
Chicka - Chicka - Bow - Wow……
;)
May 24th, 2007 at 5:33 pmYou come up here and make me, sweetie. :D
Comment by Zooey — May 24, 2007 @ 5:03 pm
Heck I’m bringing the shaving cream/little pickles and goalie pads.
May 24th, 2007 at 5:36 pmJaun you are still damn good dammit! Accept it boy. :)
Comment by ForTruth
Im a lazy ass…thats for sure.
Invitation, challenge…..whatever. :)
May 24th, 2007 at 5:37 pmComment by Zooey
Heh. Clever girl. :)
The next time Bush gives an outdoor press conference, Cheney will be riding shotgun. If a bird so much as thinks POW! And the swearing in of Dick Cheney will follow immediately.
May 24th, 2007 at 5:39 pmlike cooing turtle doves…..;)
May 24th, 2007 at 5:39 pmreminds me of
May 24th, 2007 at 5:45 pmHeck I’m bringing the shaving cream/little pickles and goalie pads.
Comment by Tundra
trueblue is really into that stuff — she told me.
May 24th, 2007 at 5:46 pmHeh. Clever girl. :)
Comment by Juan C
Heh. :-)
May 24th, 2007 at 5:47 pmthe bird is one heckuva lot braver than congress!
May 24th, 2007 at 5:50 pmtrueblue is really into that stuff — she told me.
Comment by Zooey
HEY!!
That was confidential!
;)
May 24th, 2007 at 5:59 pmThe bird was just expressing his opinion about that bullshit “Clear Skies Initiative”.
“Thanks for all the pollution, jackass. Back at ya!”
May 24th, 2007 at 6:00 pmlittle birdie in the sky
May 24th, 2007 at 6:05 pmdrop some whitewash in my eye
aren’t you glad
that cows don’t fly?
dill?
May 24th, 2007 at 6:06 pmor sweet?
No fooling mother nature…
May 24th, 2007 at 6:07 pmDo you know that in asian cultures, bird dropping poop on someone is a sign of good luck.
May 24th, 2007 at 6:17 pmdill?
or sweet?
Comment by heyzeus
I’ve heard — both — but don’t breathe a word….
May 24th, 2007 at 6:19 pmRE: Comment 26 up there…
I SO second that idea. ::evil grin::
Yes, I’m a Pratchett fan too. I got it.
May 24th, 2007 at 6:20 pmNext time . . . . right between the eyes.
May 24th, 2007 at 6:25 pmHell, I know quite a few people that would be glad to sh*t on him.
Only problem there is . . . he would probably like it !
Reminds me of a song from John Prine’s latest album. Listen to “Some Humans Ain’t Human”
May 24th, 2007 at 6:30 pmDivine intervention and commentary for Bush’s surge.
May 24th, 2007 at 6:50 pmThinkProgress. you can do better than this.
May 24th, 2007 at 7:08 pmOMG, Tim Bedore was right about the animal conspiracy.
May 24th, 2007 at 7:31 pmTo the tampon who asked, “relevance?” The relevance is that it was God’s way of telling that Connecticut-born Cokehead, “hey, Spanky, THIS is the only thing you were ever CHOSEN by Me for.”
May 24th, 2007 at 7:37 pmPerhaps this will be remembered as the defining moment of his administration! Washington will always be remembered by his cherry tree; Clinton will always be associated with Monica; Bush will always be remembered as the president who got shit upon!
May 24th, 2007 at 7:49 pmSynchronicity - Synchronicity was a term originally created by Carl Jung to describe the meaningful coincidences that occur in one’s life.
My TP friends: This is a beautifully obvious synchronistic event. One of the best I’ve ever read. This is the intelligence of the universe speaking loud and clear. Bush’s speech was absolute bird sh*t.
May 24th, 2007 at 8:13 pm#102…Anyone interested in learning about Synchronicity I recommend a teriffic book…
Synchronicity: Science, Myth, and the Trickster
May 24th, 2007 at 8:18 pmby Allan Combs and Mark Holland
http://www.amazon.com/ Synchronicity-Science-Trickster-Allan-Combs/ dp/ 1569248451
D’ya think this shit may be the harbinger of karma coming to get Bush?
spinmeister Dana Perino said, “it means good luck.”
May 24th, 2007 at 8:53 pm#104 Marie, I think its a harbinger of sh*t coming for all of us.
* But this was clearly a synchronistic event.
May 24th, 2007 at 9:08 pmYes, George, God has sent you a special message, describing how he thinks you’re doing.
May 24th, 2007 at 9:38 pmBush: “Someone get this shinola off of me!”
May 24th, 2007 at 9:51 pmOne quote from Bush today:
“We’re in Iraq at their request”.
My Responses:
1) “What! You mean all those Iraqis asked to be attacked and killed?”
2) “Isn’t collateral damage great? Killing innocent (non-white) life is one of the best of Republican’s ‘family values’.”
May 24th, 2007 at 10:10 pmFor the dense of mind, #108 was sarcasm.
May 24th, 2007 at 10:13 pmi think that clever bird is probably dead by now was we discuss the event.
May 24th, 2007 at 10:49 pmHold the fort ! We better ask Pat Robertson to interpret the significance of this event . God must have had a hand in this one ! How I love those sparrows !
May 24th, 2007 at 10:54 pmIs there such a thing as a birdshit reader? Maybe this is an omen. :P
May 24th, 2007 at 11:04 pmI bet the little sparrow is on a no fly list now
May 25th, 2007 at 5:53 amand probably had its nest bombed by a laser guided bomb !
Oooo bush the meaniee
Time to invade Sparrowland! Cheney is already drawing up plans.
May 25th, 2007 at 6:32 amSome one give the bird medal …………
Karma in action ….. what goes around comes around …. but I dont think the vegetable in the suit ie Bush has any clue about anything. I bet he couldnt find iraq on map even if you pointed it to him :D
I hear the whitehouse is swinging into action …
-Ol Colin powell is dusting off his slides and photos
-itel reports have already been downloaded from the homer simpson website.
-John bolton is already demanding that sanctions be applied to all birds.
and Ms Rice is off on another trip to milan on a shoe buying trip.
Would the bird in question happened to be called Jack Sparrow????
(Shiver ma timbers …. and a bottle of rum …….)
May 25th, 2007 at 7:04 amBlowback coming full circle splatting on Dubbya’s faulty policies. In commenting on the failure of trickle-down economics, John Kenneth Galbraith noted that if you feed horses enough oats, the sparrows will find some scraps to survive on in what comes out at the end.
May 25th, 2007 at 7:35 amI’d posit that it wasn’t a sparrow who “be-fowled” His Dubyaness, it was a rooster! After all, who better to be pooped-upon than this chicken-sh*t of a Presidunce?
May 25th, 2007 at 7:37 amThe whitehouse has confirmed that it has classified intel that proves that the sparrow that assaulted Emporer, His Highness, Master of the universe, king of kings, the most supreme Bush - was in fact a member of an al- queda cell. You see, al queda have set a large number of cells in numerous parts of the world ie in the pigeon population, sewer rats, ants, bees etc.
They also have proof that the sparrow is none other then osama himself - in disguise. Yes sir ree.
As of this momemnt animals especially sparrows have to carry identity cards and report daily to the dept of goons ie homeland security …..
aka gestapo.
“We mustz bez viglelent orz tyranny wilz take over das world.” said Herr Bush
May 25th, 2007 at 7:57 amTood bad ostriches don’t fly and don’t live in Washington…
Otherwise, karma would have been a bit more ‘fair’ with Bush.
May 25th, 2007 at 8:00 amOh, and this is trickle down, right?
May 25th, 2007 at 8:01 amHeckuva job, Birdie!
May 25th, 2007 at 8:30 amOn a day when the members of Congress caved in on the funding for this illegal war in Iraq, a ray of hope! I would like to nominate the bird in question for a Nobel prize!
May 25th, 2007 at 9:51 amIn this sombre hour of great tradegy, we ask all our dear readers to offer this most simple of prayers…..
“Dear Lord who art in heaven, command thy animals [especially of the bird kind - preferably jumbo elephant size] so that they may shower the Great Decider [where he may trend] with foul and pungent desposits as a show great appreciation of this of most dispsied of creations.”
Amen
[No offence to noble religious folks !]
May 25th, 2007 at 9:55 amA little bird accomplished what neither the House nor the Senate has been even remotely able to achieve. Perhaps we would all do well to respect the wisdom of those creatures who share their world with us rather than destroy them through environmental genocide.
May 25th, 2007 at 10:05 amScientists have confirmed today that intelligent life has indeed been found in washington….. they have traced it to some birds living in the whitehouse garden.
The movie rights have already been sold and a number of films are in production including
May 25th, 2007 at 10:10 am-Pirates of the Rose Garden.
-All the presidents sparrows.
The “skinny” from the animal world:
May 25th, 2007 at 10:20 amApparently they wanted to send a flying bull……but at the last minute they thought that thier intentions would be too obvious. They were afraid the Bush Administration would deem all animals “a threat to national security” and qaurantine them on islands somewhere in the Caribbean.
That little sparrow had great aim, only if Bush looked up, that would have been great.
May 25th, 2007 at 10:36 amI bet this sparrow didnt act alone …… heard rumours that some birds where spotted near the grassy knoll wearing police uniforms … lol
May 25th, 2007 at 10:47 amToo bad it wasn’t a flying elephant
May 25th, 2007 at 10:59 amSome quotes from The Great Decider:
“The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.” –Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003 “” –George W. Bush, 10.27.03.
“You’re free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it’ll take time to restore chaos and order order out of chaos. But we will.” -G. W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2003
Bush Vows Harm To U.S:
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we,” he said. “They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” Washington, D.C. 08.05.04
“It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.”?Washington, D.C., April 10, 2002
“I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region.”?-George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
“But I also made it clear to [Vladimir Putin] that it’s important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.”–Washington, D.C., May 1, 2001
And the pièce de résistance ……
from the Washington Post, Oct 3: “I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.” –Washington Post, Oct. 3, 2001
May 25th, 2007 at 11:08 amFrom dust to dust… and from chickenshit to chickenshit.
May 25th, 2007 at 11:37 amthe british government has learned that sparrows recently sought significant quantities of bird shit from washington
May 25th, 2007 at 11:45 amb-liar:”Sparrows have been defying the will of the international bird population. We have 200% reliable evidence they are hiding WMD’s in their nests and can release bird mess powered WMD’s within 45 mins.The free bird world cannot pirch idle whilst the evil sparrows are intent to desoil all the freedowm loving birds world. Swark-Swark”
May 25th, 2007 at 12:04 pmTHOSE BIRDS WERE FREEDOM HATERS!!!
May 25th, 2007 at 12:36 pmBy now, the sparrow is being grilled and water boarded in a cage at Guantánamo.
May 25th, 2007 at 12:38 pmDivine Intervention
May 25th, 2007 at 12:41 pmNews is comming of birds disappearing all over washington today….
The whitehouse has denied reports that a armed black clad figure seen near the areas was Cheney.
In the rose garden today, the department of defence announced that 100 insurgent sparrows where bbqed and 20 where taken prisoner.
A whitehouse spokeman Tom Bird said “These are dead enders, no hopers, ‘bruce willis’ die hards. This adminstration will stop at nothing to spread fear and havoc throughout the free world.”
May 25th, 2007 at 1:06 pmMay 25th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Just in: FBI raid NJ bird training school. B.F. Skinner manuals seized. Suspects take flght.
May 25th, 2007 at 1:16 pmThe whitehouse today is reported to have authorised operations to be launched near the rose garden, if the sparrows do not cease from pursuing bird mess powered WMD’s and desoiling the presidents suits. The USS Kitty Hawk has been moved near the whitehouse fountain whilst a detachment of 15,000 elite KFC (airborne) troops are ready to fly out at a moments notice armed with buns and secret sauce.
Meanwhile McDonalds is reported to offered to move its super super Jumbo size big macs (heavy artillary) pieces close by.
Pizzhut special forces will be covering the flanks in case of surprise attacks from republican sparrow guards as well as hungry students.
May 25th, 2007 at 1:37 pmIt brings to mind the old TV theme for “Baretta,” sung by Sammy Davis, Jr.:
“Keep your eye…..on the sparrow!”
May 25th, 2007 at 2:03 pmBird might’ve had West Nile virus… we suggest that the “pooped on” be quarantined until the arm can be removed as a precaution.
May 25th, 2007 at 2:22 pmThis bird will go down in the annals of famous birds, alongside the bird that flew into Fabio’s face on a rollercoaster.
May 25th, 2007 at 2:42 pmYou can see images of the deposit
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/ news/ archives/ 2007/ 05/ 25/ bush_waves_off_birds_dirty_bomb.html
May 25th, 2007 at 3:26 pm“Little Sparrow to Headquarters. The sortee was successful. Mission Accomplished!”
May 25th, 2007 at 3:45 pmEven the birds cannot take Bush’s “bullshit” any more and decided to crown him with some of their’s. I can’t stop laughing!
May 25th, 2007 at 4:38 pmEven the birds cannot take Bush Bullshit” any more and decided to crown him with some of theirs. I can’t stop laughing!!
May 25th, 2007 at 4:40 pmEarlier today, President Bush posed on the whitehouse fountain wearing
May 25th, 2007 at 5:07 pmhis old cowboy outfit to announce “Mission Accomplished”. He stated that all the birds had been scared away from the whitehouse. Freedom reigns once again in the grounds. He also announced that all the trees had been sold to Haliburton who will turn them into chopsticks. Also the birdtable
has been turned a fortified “greenzone” embassy. Anyone found providing food or shelter to the sparrows will be treated as an enemy combatent and will be locked away in the Whitehouse dungeons.
It’s supposed to be good luck, believe it or not.
May 25th, 2007 at 5:39 pmIt suppose to be a sign of good luck, if you can believe that.
May 25th, 2007 at 5:43 pmNaw, … too easy!
May 25th, 2007 at 6:02 pmWell, there goes the ol’ John Wayne, “He takes sh*t offa nobody” meme, splatt!
May 25th, 2007 at 6:43 pmThe birds hate us for our freedom
May 25th, 2007 at 7:07 pm“Damm liberal democrat terrorist bird.
May 25th, 2007 at 8:36 pmDick, get your gun out here.”
Too bad Robert Altman did get to see Brewster McCloud in action!
May 26th, 2007 at 3:45 pmSecret service missed.
May 29th, 2007 at 9:52 pmThe liberal media did not.
Nature’s jihadist.