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Insights from Sean Hannity:

By Nico Pitney on May 26th, 2007 at 12:03 pm

Insights from Sean Hannity:

John Edwards’ “primping” is evidence that he does not “understand[] the nature of the battle in the war that’s being waged against us.”



61 Responses to “Insights from Sean Hannity:”

  1. Uncle Ho says:

    Edwards could know absolutely nothing and would still be smarter than the completely clueless Hannity.


  2. gummitch says:

    It’s that critical minute and half that Edwards spent, over what Hannity spends on his hair. In that 90 seconds, Al Qaeda could sneak across the border and blow us all up.

    I wonder how much time Mitt Romney spends on his hair. Probably only 4.9 minutes, so we’re safe with him in the White House.


  3. VerbalKint says:

    Sean Hannity is the personification of right wing stupid.


  4. Jay Randal says:

    LOL Hannity primps in the mirror for hours before his program, so hilarious that he attacks Edwards about his hair.


  5. Jay Randal says:

    gummitch > Romney is very in love with himself. Someday he will be outed as Gay and since he is Mormon then he would be required to commit suicide.


  6. joewo says:

    I find it funny that the man that disses Edwards for taking a few minutes to do his hair supports a war that is a huge recruiter/motivator for the people that we are fighting against. Talk about not understanding the nature of the battle we have!!! This is what’s called a non-sequitur…he doesn’t understand apples so he cannot understand oranges.

    Who are these people that watch FOX for facts?


  7. Jeffrey Stewart says:

    Mr. Hannity’s assertion is evidence his consclusion does not follow logically from his reasoning.


  8. Thomas M says:

    If anyone has been visiting an expensive hair stylist and then doing whatever is necessary to maintain the finished “product,” it’s Sean Hannity. Who is this guy kidding?


  9. candy says:

    well it holds true for Wolfowitz :)


  10. candy says:

    “primping” is evidence that he does not “understand the nature of the battle in the war

    well it holds true for Wolfowitz ;)


  11. George says:

    Yup. By election time, the identification of Edwards and girliness will be complete.

    Strap that codpiece on now, John, if you want to get elected.


  12. spyder says:

    This from a guy who wears makeup, eyeliner, and hair spray six days a week, every week, all year long, for a couple of decades. Primping?? What is he, jealous???


  13. TripMaster Monkey says:

    Definition of oxymoron:

    Insights from Sean Hannity.


  14. RUCerious says:

    I guess Sean should talk about his nose hair grooming to ensure us that he understands the war we have about his grotesqueness.


  15. Ben Dover says:

    If ever there was someone who could understand pimping its slanthead Hannity


  16. Danton says:

    And what of Romney and his $400 haircut?


  17. Sharon says:

    Good Morning RUCerious, favorite Credence, Susie Q….Your last post is way to funny, disgusting, but funny…

    Did you write to any of our state caver’s?, just wondering. I wrote one gonna nail the other two soon…Blessings today and alway’s.


  18. Abby says:

    “Does not understand….the war that’s being waged against us.” Give me a fuc#ing break. It’s a war waged by US against the entire planet and the rest of humanity. Jeez, talk about insane.

    If there’s any silver lining to this cloud, it’s the encouraging fact that we’re losing this war against humanity. That’s what it boils down to, right? Either we win or mankind wins. Pick a side.


  19. Sharon says:

    Hey Ben Dover, was that primping or pimping on the link sight.? Think you got it right, I need new glasses..LOL….Blessings


  20. tarazan says:

    Since when Hannity and Fox became ‘truth seekers’?!!


  21. david says:

    Hmmmm. Now, how different is this alQaeda manual from the CIA manual found with the Contras 20 years ago? Indeed, how much of this terror manual is based on CIA methods? Didn’t the CIA train alQaeda and the Taliban during the war against the USSR in Afghanistan?

    I find Progressives, as well as Neo-cons, are all racing to damn Islam and speak of its Evils in the same manner that one spoke of the Red Menace, the Yellow Peril, and various other “international conspiracies” to control the world. It all seems to invovle defending “Western Values” which I find maddeningly vague and perhaps not worth saving if they’ve given us Global Warming and Gitmo.

    I become increasing alarmed by stories in major media such as the NYTimes & Washington Post that tell of the hopelessness of dealing with Iran or the miracle of feminism in Algeria. It reveals an ignorance and an arrogance that is deviously driving us to hate and to destroy. It’s racist. And it’s no different than painting African-Americans as “separate”; the racist tries to tack on “but equal” until they’ve worked up a case for “not equal”. And then, look out.


  22. Redleg says:

    Sean Hannity and other moron-cons have turned reasoned political discourse into the equivalent of elementary school playground put-downs. This puerile b.s. is the kind of thing many modern Rethuglicans seem to enjoy.


  23. james k. sayre says:

    How long, pray tell, do all the faggy fascists inbedded in the Bush crime family spend primping each morning, Mr. Hannity? Got to look your best for the visits of Mr. Gannon, ace “reporter,” huh?

    Right on, Commenter #18. Actually, imperialism is a very long tradition for the western powers, England, Spain, Portugal, France, Holland and Portugal: hundreds of years of attacking, invading, and occupying foreign lands and stealing their natural resources and exploiting their people. The good old USA is a later comer at imperialism: we didn’t start our extraterritorial occupations until one hundred and nine years ago in 1898 when we snagged Cuba, Puerto Rico, the Phillipines and Hawai’i. The people of the Phillipines were very tired of the brutal Spanish colonial occupation, and they didn’t relish U. S. colonial occupation, and they resisted mightly. We slaughtered hundreds of thousands of Philipinos until they cried “uncle (Sam).” We still have militiary bases and some troops there to this day. Now we are “fighting terrorism” there or in plain English, resistance to corrupt rule from Manila, the capital.

    Bush I (an old CIA hand) tricked the stupid and greedy Saddam into invading Kuwait (the Kuwaitis were doing illegal slant drilling into Iraqi oil fields, but never mind that…), which gave Bush I his little war to liberate the Kuwaiti ruling class from the grip of Saddam (another USA/CIA long-time appointee). About that time Bush I got permission from the Saudi rulers to put in U. S. military bases into Saudi Arabia. This pissed off Bin Laden and his clique and the rest is history (sanatized of Cheney’s rolling out the red carpet on 9-9 and 9-10…).

    The rest (to date) of the dismal history of the 21st century you know only too well (or you can look up on the Internet, if you are curious…).

    Cheers.


  24. Uncle Ho says:

    Buenos dios RU/Sharon; my favorite CCR tunes. Fortunate Son & Run Through the Jungle.


  25. TomR says:

    —-
    John Edwards’ “primping” is evidence that he does not “understand[] the nature of the battle in the war that’s being waged against us.”
    —-

    Then the next time we see Hannity on TV, his hair should be a mess. Otherwise, he’s a hypocrite.

    hyp·o·crite
    –noun
    1. a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.

    2. a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.

    - Tom


  26. Bauer, Jack says:

    That’s it. My and my team are sneaking into FOX News studios. I will catch that Hannity combing his hair and then post it on youtube for the world to “study” for the next 2 years.


  27. the republic of stupidity says:

    Right. if he really understood the nature of the battle we’re in, Edwards would wear uniforms that mean nothing, and a huge cod-piece, just like Sean’s beloved “Commanderer-in-Chief”. Amazing how guys like Sean are impressed by an oversized artificial appendage.


  28. Patrick says:

    Inshannity is totally irrelavent.


  29. Sharon says:

    Back at ya Uncle Ho, good to see your print, yep! good one’s…Blessings


  30. Spudge_Boy says:

    It is interesting to see that a group, whom every member has helmet head from all of the product they use, focusing on Edwards hair.


  31. Mr. Bush Goes To Hell says:

    George aWol Bush’s IGNORING and CHERRY-PICKING of intel says that HE is a LIAR and a TRAITOR to the USA.

    Hannity is another piece of garbage from the Rupert Murdoch clan.

    What would one expect from him?


  32. Gregor Samsa says:

    Short version of Sean Hannity’s blather:

    “But.. but… I don’t primp! Edwards take five minutes to comb his hair, and I take three… three and a half! So, there! I don’t primp, he does!”

    FoxNews: Always doing the utmost to bring down the level of public discourse.


  33. the republic of stupidity says:

    It is interesting to see that a group, whom every member has helmet head from all of the product they use, focusing on Edwards hair.

    Comment by Spudge_Boy

    That just means they all suffer from follicle envy, Spudge_Boy.


  34. Juan C says:

    he does not “understand[] the nature of the battle in the war that’s being waged against us.”

    Irrelevant propaganda.

    *yawn*


  35. hacker bob says:

    OK $400 haircut does not mean that Edwards does not understand the war on terror. The fact that Edwards has sat his rich white ass in D.C. and NC says he has no knowledge of the war we are in.

    Besides, who needs a $400 haircut? I am so glad that Edwards is intouch with the “common people”.


  36. Patrick says:

    #35 Unlike Chimpy who holds the common man’s interest close to his heart…give me a break.


  37. the republic of stupidity says:

    “The fact that Edwards has sat his rich white ass in D.C. and NC says he has no knowledge of the war we are in.”

    Uh, hacker bob, “rich white ass in D.C” would actually be an incredibly accurate description of Bush, Cheney, Frist, and half of the Rescumlicans in DC today.

    So, the “valid” point you’re making is…?


  38. Gregor Samsa says:

    Comment by the republic of stupidity — May 26, 2007 @ 3:31 pm

    Not to mention that Hannity himself has never “sat his rich white ass” anywhere near the MiddleEast, so his criticism of Edwards as someone who has “no knowledge of the war we’re in” smells a little like utterly rich irony, if not blatant hypocrisy -given that Hannity also “primps” before appearing on camera, by his own admission.

    All this posturing would be really funny had it not so tragic consequences for the people of Iraq.


  39. Alejandro says:

    I love how all these draft dodgers like Cheney, Bush, Hannity, Kristol, and Rush all seem to know exactly “the nature of the battle” and what needs to be done to “achieve victory.” I guess armchair generals know best.


  40. michael says:

    “Sean Hannity is the personification of right wing stupid.

    Comment by VerbalKint — May 26, 2007″

    Want to try and explain that?


  41. michael says:

    “LOL Hannity primps in the mirror for hours before his program, so hilarious that he attacks Edwards about his hair.

    Comment by Jay Randal — May 26, 2007″

    And just how would you know?


  42. Uncle Ho says:

    Alejandro; I hear that. These draft-dodgers would shit purple bricks if they were in a firefight.


  43. HeckuvahJob Brownie says:

    He’s right.

    This ugly world needs an ugly president.


  44. anonymous says:

    which takes longer: a haircut, or a monstrous makeover? i don’t know, but i bet guiliani knows.


  45. michael says:

    supports a war that is a huge recruiter/motivator for the people that we are fighting against. Talk about not understanding the nature of the battle we have!!! This is what’s called a non-sequitur…he doesn’t understand apples so he cannot understand oranges.

    Who are these people that watch FOX for facts?

    Comment by joewo — May 26, 2007″

    Huh!

    Is this war a motivator for the muslims that attacked and took over our embassy in Iran in 1979?
    Is this war a motivator for the muslims who attacke our embassy in Beirut in 1982?
    Is this war a motivator for the muslims who blew up the Marine barracks in 1983?
    Is this war a motivator for the muslims who seized the Achille Lauro in 1985?
    Is this war a motivator for the muslims who blew up the disco in Berlin in 1986?
    Is this war a motivator for the muslims who blew up Pan Am flight 103?
    Is this war a motivator for the muslims who bombed the World Trade Center in 1993?
    Is this war a motivator for the muslims who bombed the Air Force housing complex in Saudi Arabia in 1996?
    Is this war a motivator for the muslims who blew up our embassies in Africa in 1998?
    Is this war a motivator for the muslims who bombed the USS Cole in 2000?
    Is this war a motivator for the muslims who brought down the World Trade Center?

    When are you liberals going to wake up and stop taking those stupid pills?


  46. HeckuvahJob Brownie says:

    Micheal, the “motivator” is that they want your bloody paws off their lands.


  47. Abby says:

    “Sean Hannity is the personification of right wing stupid.

    Comment by VerbalKint — May 26, 2007″

    Want to try and explain that?

    Comment by michael — May 26, 2007 @ 4:13 pm
    ——————————————-
    NOW THAT’S A STUPID QUESTION, IF THERE EVER WAS ONE.

    How exactly does one explain stupidity to the stupid or insanity to the insane?


  48. michael says:

    “Micheal, the “motivator” is that they want your bloody paws off their lands.

    Comment by HeckuvahJob Brownie — May 26, 2007″

    We haven’t confiscated any of their lands.


  49. michael says:

    “How exactly does one explain stupidity to the stupid or insanity to the insane?

    Comment by Abby — May 26, 2007″

    Is that you way of saying “I can’t”?


  50. Uncle Ho says:

    michael- wtf are you smoking?


  51. Abby says:

    Is that you way of saying “I can’t”?

    Comment by michael — May 26, 2007 @ 5:09 pm
    ————————–
    Good boy, michael. You’ve got it. Well done. (clap clap clap)

    Here’s your squeaky toy prize….. (squeak squeak). Careful now…….


  52. hacker bob says:

    “The fact that Edwards has sat his rich white ass in D.C. and NC says he has no knowledge of the war we are in.”

    Uh, hacker bob, “rich white ass in D.C” would actually be an incredibly accurate description of Bush, Cheney, Frist, and half of the Rescumlicans in DC today.

    So, the “valid” point you’re making is…?

    Comment by the republic of stupidity — May 26, 2007 @ 3:31 pm

    And Edwards has gone to the ME how many times? How many times has he visited the troops in theater? None that I can think of. Hell, Edwards was a Senator from NC and has yet to even visit the military personnel in his home state. I have been stationed here in NC for 4 years and have yet to see him pay a visit.

    He knows only of the war on terror from reading briefing papers. How about at least talking to the people that fight the war (that he approved) and he might get a clue.

    At least Hannity had the balls to go visit troops in Iraq.


  53. Abby says:

    Comment by hacker bob — May 26, 2007 @ 5:49 pm
    ——————————
    There is no war-on-terror. That “theater” you talk about is the venue of an unjustifiable criminal invasion, destruction and occupation of a country that posed no threat to anybody, much less to the world’s only superpower.

    The problem is here at home. Our troops are dispatched from here. Our leaders are stupid and want to send the troops to achieve the impossible – to kill an invisible enemy that cannot be identifed. That is an objective an army cannot acheive. You might as well have ordered the army to flap their arms and fly to the moon.

    What did Hannity’s visit achieve except more Iraqi and American deaths? Edwards visiting the troops in the “theater” in the ME would be nice political theater of the Hannity kind but would achieve what exactly?

    BTW, a visit to Iraq does not take “balls” – all it needs is for the troops there to take a few extra risks keeping your ass safe. Ask McCain.


  54. hacker bob says:

    Comment by Abby — May 26, 2007 @ 6:28 pm

    Just so you know, the “theater” I speak of, I have been there twice.

    Remember, the “stupid” leaders that send us troops over there, your hero Edwards is one of them. Did he not vote for the use of force in Iraq?

    My point: How many times has Edwards talked to military members that are serving or have served over there? What efforts has he made to get the “ground level view”? You know, the troop level view? None that I have seen. He does not understand what is going on. It is all an academic practice to him.

    But I will give you this one. War on terror is a bad name. Because terror is a tactic. It is more of a case of a war on Islamic radicals.


  55. Abby says:

    Republicans are insane and Edwards is no hero of mine nor are any of the “leading” Democrats. I am one of the 60% who have no representation in government.

    That aside, Bush was given authority to use force AS A LAST RESORT if all else failed. Bush did not wait to try anything else. As soon as Bush got that authorization, he pulled out the inspectors, wasted no time waiting for the 2nd UN resolution (which he knew he was not going to get on a weak case) did not form a proper coalition (a stupid speech like “with us or against us” is not worthy of anybody too old to be in junior primary) and jumped into an ill advised war everybody had warned would have bad consequences for both Iraq and the US. “The last resort” is supposed to mean something.

    Lastly, it’s not a war against Islamic radicals. Bin Laden did not attack us for Islamic reasons. Of course “they” are Muslims! Our interference in Muslim lands and our biased support of the terrorist state of Israel was supposed to make our enemies ………what? Hindus? The Bantu?


  56. Prince Myshkin says:

    45,

    The phrase ‘War on Terror’ ignores the responsibility the US has of helping developing nations rather than implementing policies detrimental to their interests.

    Terrorism is an extreme solution to an intolerable situation. Mass support for terrorist solutions decreases as soon as there is a peaceful and acceptable alternative. Why do you suppose that terrorism is on the increase in Iraq and Afghanistan?

    It is true that terrorist action predates the ‘War on Terror’. This is because the problems that lead people to terrorist solutions don’t go away. Terrorism doesn’t exist in a vaccum.

    The only real way to combat terrorism is by marginalising extremists through making real improvements to people’s lives. Bombing never works in the long term: it’s like cutting a head off the hydra.


  57. Sean says:

    Do people on the right even take Hannity seriously? That guy is moronic by anyone’s standards.

    ~Sean


  58. hacker bob says:

    Do people on the right even take Hannity seriously? That guy is moronic by anyone’s standards.

    ~Sean

    Comment by Sean — May 27, 2007 @ 10:17 am

    No, but people on the left take him too seriously. They whine and cry every time he open his mouth.


  59. Kilo says:

    Edwards could know absolutely nothing and would still be smarter than the completely clueless Hannity.
    Comment by Uncle Ho — May 26, 2007 @ 12:07 pm

    Yet Hannity didn’t throw his career away over a haircut. So how’s that worked out ?


  60. Bob in Philly says:

    Sean Hannity is a clown.

    He is just another NeoCon lapdog undulating for fame and the buck by spouting the party line. He never served one day of military service but cheerleads the lives of our young people into constant and never ending warfare.

    Like so many of the FoxNews clowns, the guy would have zero staying power on his own.

    HaniClown, “The Great American” joke!


  61. Wayne Renardson says:

    Candy said: >well it holds true for Wolfowitz :)

    Yes but the Wolf used spit to tend to his hairdo. Cheaper than a stylist.

    Wayne Renardson



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