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Paul Wolfowitz, mayor of Baghdad.

By Nico Pitney on May 29th, 2007 at 1:46 pm

Paul Wolfowitz, mayor of Baghdad.

“Paul Wolfowitz may have been ousted from his post at the World Bank, but a free-speaking GOP lawmaker has an idea to keep the so-called ‘architect’ of the Iraq War from standing in the unemployment line. ‘I would like to suggest…that maybe we give Paul Wolfowitz a new job and send him over [to Iraq] as mayor,’ said Rep. Walter Jones, R-N.C., ‘since the neocons got us in over there.’”



28 Responses to “Paul Wolfowitz, mayor of Baghdad.”

  1. Crump's Brother says:

    What a phenomenally horrible idea!!!


  2. Suzie-Q (S-Q) says:

    To take back our country we need to Impeach Cheney and then Bush!

    Please print out the form to get signatures to Impeach Cheney!

    Impeach Cheney


  3. Wayne says:

    “I would like to suggest…that maybe we give Paul Wolfowitz a new job and send him over [to Iraq] as mayor,” said Rep. Walter Jones, R-N.C., “since the neocons got us in over there.”

    And the republicans start eating their own.

    More popcorn….


  4. Ashen Shard says:

    well, he can preside from the new palace … I mean embassy, we’re building over there. heh, send him over there so the administration doesn’t have to deal with the fallout over his incompetence over here.


  5. RUCerious says:

    I don’t think they have ‘mayors’ there, but assistant grand poobah to the caliph in charge of wandering around starting trouble might work.


  6. Badmoodman says:

    I know that I, and I’m sure others, floated this very idea on this board some time ago. (Can you smell the thick stench of sarcasm?)


  7. RUCerious says:

    Even better, have him go door to door in Baghdad explaining how the lack of electricity and sewer service is all the fault of the ungrateful Iraqi people


  8. ann says:

    That Embassy is going to need some tidying up….maybe Wolfie could be the groundskeeper….gardening is theraputic, after all, and he’s so bitter from the media destroying his career and his girlfriend dumping him. I’d say this could be just the thing.


  9. Kay says:

    It’s called Cannabilism Politics…


  10. Zooey says:

    Excellent…..

    I’m sure Wolfie will be pouncing on that idea. Not.


  11. Namtillaku says:

    What a phenomenally horrible idea!!!

    Comment by Crump’s Brother — May 29, 2007 @ 1:49 pm

    Not sure if you’re thinking this one through, or maybe being facetious. I can’t think of anything I’d rather see, other than an end to the war in Iraq of course.


  12. Deb says:

    If only we really could send his whiney heiny over there – would that not be sweet? Sending monkey boy, darth, donnie and condi… dreamin’ here…

    On a realistic note though, if walter freedom fries came up with this excellent idea.. it’s getting interesting. The con men, it would seem, are in fact beginning to eat their own.

    Seriously though, 10 more of our bravest lost over the week-end. When are we going to take to the streets? Sometimes I think the outrage is beginning to simmer. How many more dead untils the boiling point? I am so ready to break something!


  13. Jay Randal says:

    Wolfie the mayor of Baghdad? Boy the GOPers are a crazy bunch of nuts!


  14. Dreary Urbanite says:

    #12 Deb – I’ll bet we could trade your list to the “evil doers” in exchange for about 50 years of peace if it was negotiated properly. We might have to toss in 41 and a few others too but it could be done. If they were real patriots they would volunteer.


  15. WaltTheMan says:

    Rudy has more experience both in being a mayor and in mishandling a disaster.


  16. Deb says:

    #14 – Dreary U.,

    Call me nuts but I really think that IF we could somehow get rid (as in right now – not waiting for ‘08 – you define “rid”) of the folks that started this nightmare, we would be a long way toward getting back the peace in whatever measure it existed before. Osama & his buds are sitting in a cave somewhere high fiving and laughing their turbans off.

    These neocon fools have poured gasoline on a fire and don’t care how many Americans, Iraqis or anyone else gets burned. They need to be held accountable in front of the whole world. Only then will we get the help we need to put an end to the hatred that’s been inflamed toward us. When you tell the rest of the world to basically go (you know what darth-family-values-morals-guy said to leahy), we’re the ones who’re pretty much screwed.

    Ok – my speech for the day.


  17. Brian Donohue says:

    My idea (last week) was for Wolfie to try the education sector, given that there’s a new opening in the very top spot at Liberty University…


  18. Roket says:

    Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to call him governor? Empires appoint governors, not mayors, I thought. Unfortunately, we may be giving the Bushies ideas here. Appoint someone who is Jewish as governor of Baghdad. Sounds just exactly like something they would do.


  19. Trizza says:

    What a great idea! That way, when McCain and Graham want to go shopping in Bagdhad square, Wolfie can escort them.


  20. Katie says:

    Actually, I kind of like the idea as long as he doesn’t get a flak jacket and can’t ride in an armored Humvee. I would love to see Wolfie in harms way every day. Because that’s what he did to our US military, putting them in a position where they are in harms way every day.

    I can’t believe this suggestion came from a RepubliCON. I loved this parting line, ‘since the neocons got us in over there.’. It looks like the RepubliCONS up for reelection are clearly departing a sinking ship.


  21. MacD says:

    One would think, given Mr. Wolfowitz’s enthusiasm for regime change in the run-up to the war, that he would now be doing everything he could to help out. Doulglas Feith could pitch in as well. They knew that the course of action they were advocating would require major sacrifices. A good way for them to show that they really believed what they were shoveling in 2002 is for them to spend at least a few months, helping Iraq rebuild its infrastructure.


  22. ron says:

    wow, a republican with a good idea. will wonders never cease.


  23. Jason Baddo says:

    this is why they hate us & have a right to….to suggest a corrupt jew as mayor of a a arab city….


  24. Alejandro says:

    Wolfy a mayor in Iraq!

    HA HA HA HA!

    These people really are retards.


  25. Vincennes says:

    Uh, I think you folks are missing Jones’ point.

    He used to be a staunch supporter of the Iraq War and now he’s one of the few Republicans against the war. I think he wants to send the entire neocon crew over there to experience the mess they created.

    It is a good idea, but I think he would have a hard time convincing Wolfie and his neocon buddies to actually go there.


  26. warren tarrah says:

    Just like a Republican to suggest a promotion for a miserable failure.


  27. Lora says:

    Even better, have him go door to door in Baghdad explaining how the lack of electricity and sewer service is all the fault of the ungrateful Iraqi people.
    Comment by RUCerious

    Great idea! But presumably he won’t make it past too many doors. Or is that wishful thinking?


  28. HANNIPAL says:

    “send them over there so we can cover their scandels over here”



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