Hold your cookies.
By on Jun 1st, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Hold your cookies.
Lurita Doan’s second hearing before the House oversight committee is postponed until June 13.
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The cookies aren’t ready yet….?
Or the barf bags?
June 1st, 2007 at 4:57 pmI don’t remember if I can recall.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:01 pmwill someone hold my d*ck, Monica is out, Hillary is trying to be a man and I have no one to play with.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:05 pmThe cookies aren’t ready yet….?
Or the barf bags?
Comment by Zooey — June 1, 2007 @ 4:57 pm
Well, if you look yourself in the mirror it would be barf bags.
for the rest of us, it is cookies.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:06 pmThat would be great if when she testifies again and can’t remember anything, the entire audience throws cookies at her.
Big cookies.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:06 pmmmm.. I wonder if they’ll have chocolate chip this time???
June 1st, 2007 at 5:06 pmZooey:my turn now: When i log into Thinkprogress, I’ll click on the comments to see if you are there. You truly brighten my days.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:08 pm:)
big fat hairy(that’s the type of women you like, right PC?)SHUT THE FU*K UP you low life douchebag recepticle.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:09 pm>:(
Well, if you look yourself in the mirror it would be barf bags.
Comment by President Clinton — June 1, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
Soimehow, I thought a former President would be a little more mature… oh, wait, that’s right — this is a pathetic troll.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:10 pmTom3: They should throw scones. They would hurt more….
June 1st, 2007 at 5:10 pmuup. I just gagged on the sacharine…
sorry:)
June 1st, 2007 at 5:16 pmZooey:my turn now: When i log into Thinkprogress, I’ll click on the comments to see if you are there. You truly brighten my days.
:)
Comment by whiteyfresh
Thank you, whitey, you are a lovely friend. :)
June 1st, 2007 at 5:19 pmMr. President:
June 1st, 2007 at 5:20 pmAgain let me thank you for your great service to this country. I regret that since leaving the office you seem to have undergone some brain based difficulties. Women (and men for that matter) prefer to be complimented on their appearances. Otherwise you just come across as a deliberately insulting junior high name caller which can only result in a decrease in oral/genitial contact.
Comment by dbadass — June 1, 2007 @ 5:20 pm
Hey!!!
I’m the only deliberately insulting, name calling, junior high, sexually frustrated troll around here.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:32 pmWell, if you look yourself in the mirror it would be barf bags.
Comment by President Clinton — June 1, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
Soimehow, I thought a former President would be a little more mature… oh, wait, that’s right — this is a pathetic troll.
Comment by KRank — June 1, 2007 @ 5:10 pm
yes, because it was soooooo mature to have extra marital affairs while I was married.
because it was soooo mature and classy to use the Oval Office for my extra marital affairs.
yes, I am “mature” and quite “classy”, ask Monica’s dress.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:36 pm15
June 1st, 2007 at 5:46 pmSir, it is with a pained heart that I accept the clear dementia which has overtaken you. Know (on your good days) that this by no means groups you with that insane Ronnie. However, if dresses are engaging you in conversations, your meds need adjustment
All good gas must come to pass.
June 1st, 2007 at 6:23 pmheh. Im sure Bush wishes his ” Monica Problem” was as simple as Clinton’s
Goodling ( the scumbagwouldn’tsayshitifshehadamouthfull) is only the beginning of the crimes that will unfold
Bush/Cheney should be tried for WAR CRIMES including TREASON
June 1st, 2007 at 10:21 pmLet me ask the obvious question – this high priced Bush appointee attends important policy meetings and remembers absolutely nothing on the content but remembers that the lady next to her was “perky” and that there were cookies on the table.
What does this say about her competency for the post ?
June 1st, 2007 at 11:22 pmLurita Doan’s version of legal is refreshing when contrasted with all of the other disasters at hand. Before you bash me I realize what she did so let’s keep this in context. My issue is that I get a strange feeling (and I know feelings are not facts) that all said and done, instead of Alberto, Rove, Cheney and Bush we will wind up with a few low level sacrifices including Lurita Doan. Yes, the Hatch Act is serious business and she is clearly another carpet bagger run amok but at the end of the day Alberto flashes a smile and laughs at all of us.
June 2nd, 2007 at 1:43 pmI think for me the context is his defiant brazen attitude as though he was posing as a Prince under his King Bush. 18 months of gumming us to death and fouling the arterial walls of life with his verbal plaque and wise guy grin. After you see that the frustration and anger swell as though a 15 year old boy was telling you off for saving his life.
When you are as hated as he is you call a press conference and say these simple words, “Regrettably, I called this press conference to announce my resignation. I appreciate the President’s support but I must return to my civilian life since I have to change the oil in my wife’s car. Most of you with a family know that wives can be tough and demanding at times. My wife’s car is now 3000 miles over due for service and I just can’t take the chance of voiding the warranty. It has been a pleasure and thank you all. Good bye!â€
As far as Lurita goes it would be great if she and Baghdad Bob could host a satirical TV show entitled “Truth n Cookies†if possible I would hope that it could be broadcast live from Abu Ghraib as a combination human pyramid and dart board simulator.