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Cheney jokes about telling Leahy to ‘f*ck yourself.’

Vice President Cheney, speaking to high school students yesterday in Wyoming: “Yes, over here. How is my relationship with Harry Reid? Well, it’s better than my relationship with Pat Leahy. (Laughter.) But I won’t go into that.”

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52 Responses to “Cheney jokes about telling Leahy to ‘f*ck yourself.’”

  1. Crump's Brother says:

    It’s so fun to be a bully isn’t it Cheney. It must have been tough getting your ass kicked in school when you were a wee lad. Now that you think you are the ‘big dog’ you have nothing but bully tactics.

    Shouldn’t you be out slugging down a few beers then shooting friends in the face?


  2. Mary Poplins says:

    It is so shameful that this guy is our Vice President. What a jerk.


  3. Oversight is a Bitch. says:

    Cheney then put his hand under his armpit and made fartings sounds for three minutes of added hilarity.


  4. a in pa says:

    Well, it was funny when he said that.

    Then again, I’m all for politicians telling each other to ‘fuck themselves’… it make the numbness not so numby.


  5. Mr. President says:

    HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  6. leave on a high note says:

    Ho! Zing! You killed ‘em!!

    How about your lesbian daughter’s relationship?

    ::sound of crickets::


  7. mark says:

    Hey deadeye Dick!

    Shot anyone in the face recently?


  8. leftcoast says:

    Oh, that’s priceless. What a totally fantastic example for HighSchool students.


  9. Anonymous By Choice says:

    The most shocking thing about this, is that there are highschool students who seem to actually know whats going on in Washington.


  10. ValiantVenusGrewFromUranus says:

    HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Comment by Mr. President — June 4, 2007 @ 4:39 pm

    And the redneck dum bass rube, pulls a Cheney on the thread. You’re a boring whiny little b!tch MIZZZZ PreZZzzzident!!!


  11. heyzeus says:

    A high school gym in wyoming is about the only place left dicky can get a laugh anymore.


  12. VerbalKint says:

    HA HA HA HA!

    Lock him up.


  13. labs says:

    what kind of school board or school administrator inflicts dickhead on innocent children? even teenagers don’t deserve that.


  14. shane says:

    Cheney just wants to make sure nobody in the administration can be mistaken for an intellectual. Neocons think intellectuals are dangerous.


  15. shane says:

    A high school gym in wyoming is about the only place left dicky can get a laugh anymore.

    Comment by heyzeus

    They only laughed because he was aiming his shotgun at them.


  16. leftcoast says:

    Cheney was the biggest whimp in our high school. But, he was so smart. He had our teachers completely under his spell. He and Don R. would just walk in the room and the teacher would begin handing them hallway passes. They both wrote for the school paper and persuaded our school to go to war with Highland High because of their threating gold and purple uniforms. Don wrote cheers for this cheerleading guy who eventually ran a baseball team. Don was smart to. He avoided the draft by pretending to be stupid. We hear it carried over in the rest of his life.


  17. WaltTheMan says:

    Cheney went to high school? You could have fooled me.


  18. oldtree says:

    This is part of the new program shooter has launched, “Guns for Kids”. He is now out promoting the NRA agenda to the trogolodytes that originally elected him, and those in other favorable areas with high mormon and “hunting” populations.
    This program is promoting the values that are most important. Kids need guns, and they need them in school. guns are made to point at homo’s,
    wait, this means he is a target this time, not the trigger man. his family is all gay, so he might be too? bet his tour gets cut short or we hear about more “explosions” near by like the other places he goes for entertainment and shootings


  19. War4Sale says:

    Cheney is the first Vice President to completely personify the concept of “vice.”

    p.s. Also, a war criminal.


  20. Zooey says:

    The kids just didn’t want to be “peppered” with bird shot.


  21. Jake says:

    Our Vice-President was only saying what everyone knows is true: Democrats will accept any kind of insult and just back down.

    A real man would have drawn right then and there, but Leahy, like his fellow democowards, just sputtered and then complained afterwards. That’s all you’ll ever do, and you know it. You can’t touch us because you have no balls.


  22. Tom3 says:

    “what kind of school board or school administrator inflicts dickhead on innocent children? even teenagers don’t deserve that.”

    A school board in Wyoming.

    Only steers and queers come from Wyoming.

    Cheney’s both.


  23. Tom3 says:

    Jake wants us to touch his balls.

    What a homo.


  24. Flaco says:

    Only steers and queers come from Wyoming.

    Cheney’s both.

    Comment by Tom3

    Tom3 is a homophobe!


  25. nanlichi says:

    “You have no balls” types the toothless f*ck. Pretty cocky with the cloak of anonimity aren’t we?

    Some here would rip your head off and shit in your windpipe old man.


  26. Blue Fairy says:

    Flaco is Latin for flatulence


  27. Tom3 says:

    I’m not a homophobe, I just hate Repukes who bash gays to get elected, then turn out to be gay themselves.

    Dumbass troll.


  28. Tom3 says:

    I love to call Repukes homos. That’s the one name they hate being called.

    That’s because they’re all gay-bashing, self-hating closet cases.


  29. joe says:

    “You can’t touch us because you have no balls.

    Comment by Jake — June 4, 2007 @ 5:07 pm”

    Jake wants to make it clear that people whithout balls many not touch him.

    I guess that makes Jake a Mark Foley Republican.


  30. Fed the Fcuk Up! says:

    Karma is a motherfcuker Mr. Cheney. By the way, how’s your senator doing?


  31. Flaco says:

    Tom3 hates steers and queers!


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    updates


  33. Flaco says:

    Tom3 ia s gay basher in TPs midst. Freudian slip homo hater???


  34. Tom3 says:

    Flaco is obviously another closet case Repuke troll.

    I bet he plays dress up with Trudi Giuliani.


  35. Namtillaku says:

    So, that sums up democracy in phrase, eh Jake? “You can’t touch us because you have no balls”. I guess that’s right where your brain function permanently resides.


  36. Flaco says:

    Jake wants us to touch his balls.

    What a homo.

    Comment by Tom3

    Homophobe is TPs midst? Tear him a new *sshole TP moonbats


  37. Flaco says:

    What a homo.

    Comment by Tom3

    What a homo.

    Comment by Tom3

    What a homo.

    Comment by Tom3

    What a homo.

    Comment by Tom3

    What a homo.

    Comment by Tom3

    What a homo.

    Comment by Tom3


  38. ValiantVenusGrewFromUranus says:

    Homophobe is TPs midst? Tear him a new *sshole TP moonbats
    Comment by Flaco — June 4, 2007 @ 5:28 pm

    We ALL know you’re here, you homophobic little sh*the*d! Why were you so homophobic as to think calling Jake a “homo” was an insult? You homophobic little self loathing b!tch…


  39. ValiantVenusGrewFromUranus says:

    Tom3 hates steers and queers!
    Comment by Flaco — June 4, 2007 @ 5:16 pm

    Ah, he doesn’t hate you OR YOUR BOYFRIEND – Dum Bass!!! He feels *pity* for you! Being a self loathing f*g in a party that hates f*gs must really suck for you!


  40. ValiantVenusGrewFromUranus says:

    What a homo.
    Comment by Tom3
    Comment by Flaco — June 4, 2007 @ 5:30 pm

    Poor little Flaco, showing *her* homophobia again! Why is being a “homo” an insult to you Flaco? Self loathing?


  41. nanlichi says:

    There once was a troll named Flaco
    Who was nothing less than pendejo
    Because he loved to wear lace
    His dad called him a disgrace
    And a cabron, joto and puto.


  42. Flaco says:

    I love to call Repukes homos…

    That’s because they’re all gay-bashing…

    Comment by Tom3

    You are not the brightest bulb here are U?


  43. kristin says:

    What an obnoxious thread.


  44. kristin says:

    What an obnoxious thread. i will check back in a month or so to see if the junior high kids have been banned.


  45. Blue Fairy says:

    sorry, kristin, schools out for the summer……


  46. shane says:

    You are not the brightest bulb here are U?

    Comment by Flaco

    Don’t worry Flaccid, you’re still the dimmest.


  47. Flaco says:

    Only steers and queers come from Wyoming.

    Cheney’s both.

    Comment by Tom3

    Tom3 is a homophobe!

    Tom3 is a homophobe has dissappeared where???


  48. Blue Fairy says:

    check under your bed, or behind the door to the basement…


  49. Tinky Winky says:

    flaco, c’mere & gimme a great big kiss on my member.


  50. Uncle Ho says:

    If I ran into 5-deferment dickhead Cheney, I would gladly tell him to f*ck off. What are they gonna do, draft me & send me to Vietnam?


  51. Flaco says:

    Tinky Winky is a homo!


  52. Midori says:

    Our Vice-President was only saying what everyone knows is true: Democrats will accept any kind of insult and just back down.
    A real man would have drawn right then and there, but Leahy, like his fellow democowards, just sputtered and then complained afterwards. That’s all you’ll ever do, and you know it. You can’t touch us because you have no balls.
    Comment by Jake

    So says the supposed 75-year old who makes an “ignore list” for those he considers rude to his poor little self.
    BTW, you’re right, Jake, I don’t have balls because I’m a woman. You can always try Mary Cheney or Mann Coulter, who may have balls to match her/his Adam’s apple.



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