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Sacrificing Doan to save Gonzales.

By Amanda Terkel on Jun 4th, 2007 at 9:37 am

Sacrificing Doan to save Gonzales.

Robert Novak reports that the White House is so preoccupied with saving Attorney General Alberto Gonzales that no one in the White House is helping GSA administrator Lurita “cookies on the table” Doan: “The White House has done no more to help Doan than it did for Bloch. One congressional Republican asked a senior White House aide why. The response, he said, amounted to this: This is a very tough time for us when we are preoccupied trying to save Alberto Gonzales, and Doan will just have to save herself.”



31 Responses to “Sacrificing Doan to save Gonzales.”

  1. Jay Randal says:

    LOL Bush needs Gonzales as a firefall to protect him, so Alberto must be impeached by the Congress > PERIOD.


  2. Vance says:

    I’m sure Doan will find comfort in the bottom of a bottle as she always has,because it certainly isn’t going to come from the dick-taters residence.


  3. Zimzone says:

    But they already have her fingerprints on the water glass!


  4. heyzeus says:

    The (linked) article by Robert Novak is a disgusting piece of sycophantic drivel.


  5. spencers mom says:

    But don’t get too comfortable, Gonzo, because they will soon be preoccupied trying to save Rove to help you down the road.

    The REAL showdown will come when the decision is between saving Rove or Cheney.

    PEACE


  6. RUCerious says:

    Did someone get the license number of that bus?


  7. Doc Rock says:

    Monica was never the key to unraveling the whole magilla–it’s Gonzales! If he goes, the truths might begin to come out. His continued tenure is essential for the continued safety of the conspiracy.


  8. HammClov says:

    Maybe because she’s a woman. Monica Goodling, Susan (Ralston-I think that’s her name)dropping like flies. But you remember how hard he tried to save Rummy. Gonzalez is part of the old boys club.


  9. whiteyfresh says:

    ooooh.. SNAP BITCH!!


  10. the republic of stupidity says:

    Hear that, Lurita? You’re on your own. Ouch… so much for loyalty to the cause, huh? Maybe it’s time to flip and become state’s evidence.


  11. Zooey says:

    Even though she just turned into a speed bump, Mizz Lurita will stay true to her party and president…..

    ….if she’s as stupid as she seems.


  12. the republic of stupidity says:

    I can see Lurita starring in her own version of “Cape Fear” someday. Doing pull ups endlessly in her prison cell, just biding her time until she gets outs, the letters H-A-T-E tattooed across one set of fingers, then the letters K-A-R-L tattooed across the others.


  13. Zooey says:

    I can see Lurita starring in her own version of “Cape Fear” someday. Doing pull ups endlessly in her prison cell, just biding her time until she gets outs, the letters H-A-T-E tattooed across one set of fingers, then the letters K-A-R-L tattooed across the others.
    Comment by the republic of stupidity

    Cape Cookies? :D


  14. hit_escape says:

    Ohhhh! Indict that woman, she’ll sing like a canary as her memory magically re-appears.


  15. Candyce says:

    Of course they are throwing her under the bus, hoping that the sacrifice will put an end to this particular scandal. However, if Lurita violated the Hatch Act, then so did Jennings, and so did Rove. And Waxman must pursue this beyond Doan.


  16. the republic of stupidity says:

    Cape Cookies? :D

    Comment by Zooey

    Maybe Lurita can get the recipe from Martha Stewart. Did Martha ever finish her book on fashion tips for decorating your cell? I have to say, Martha was pretty good about that. She did her time and didn’t complain. Let’s see how well the GOPers deal w/ jail time.


  17. totallynext says:

    Ok – I usually do not like to say this about another female. But I was in her vicinty recently and she is a BIT@#


  18. CompTROLLER V-1 says:

    For the White House to abandon her, that’s sexist! Mr. token Gonzalez gets his own defense team! Why not she? It’s not fair!

    Speak up Mr. President, give equal treatment to all!


  19. PTF says:

    Problem is, Doan, like most of the Bush Cabinet officers and third string appointees, really knows nothing. Because of that, she is expendible because she cannot out anyone. The Admin doesn’t care if they are viewed as incompetent, so Doan will be left holding the bag. And she credibly cannot blame anyone but herself.


  20. unbelievable says:

    Republican women aren’t actually women. They’ve sold out as wannabe men so that they will be accepted by the men who dominate the conservative movement.

    My mother used to say that if a man would leave his wife for another woman, then the time would likely come when he will leave her for yet another woman. Same principal applies here. If Rove will throw someone under the bus for you, one day, he will probably throw you under the bus for someone else….

    Gonzo, enjoy they loyalty while it lasts. When they run out of other people to throw under the bus to save themselves, you will be next…


  21. the republic of stupidity says:

    Problem is, Doan, like most of the Bush Cabinet officers and third string appointees, really knows nothing. Because of that, she is expendible because she cannot out anyone.

    Indeed, the organized crime model in action again. Insulate the head of family. This is why we need to RICO these creeps. We might never get to the capo di tutti capos any other way.


  22. heyzeus says:

    Here’s your cookies, timmy.
    They’re free today!


  23. Zooey says:

    Maybe Lurita can get the recipe from Martha Stewart. Did Martha ever finish her book on fashion tips for decorating your cell? I have to say, Martha was pretty good about that. She did her time and didn’t complain. Let’s see how well the GOPers deal w/ jail time.

    Comment by the republic of stupidity

    Somehow I don’t think Mizz Lurita’s got it in her — homemade cookies or strength of spine.

    I don’t like Martha Stewart for a lot of reasons, but I was impressed at how she did her time AND did it on her own schedule. That gal’s got stones.


  24. the republic of stupidity says:

    I don’t like Martha Stewart for a lot of reasons, but I was impressed at how she did her time AND did it on her own schedule. That gal’s got stones.

    Comment by Zooey

    “And today on Doin’ Time W/ Martha, we’re all going to learn how to make a convenient, effective jailhouse shiv from a common household item, a toothbrush…”


  25. eve says:

    Next career move for Doan? Her own cookie company, of course!

    Lurita’s Doodle Cookies” So good you’ll forget everything else!


  26. the republic of stupidity says:

    Lurita’s Doodle Cookies” So good you’ll forget everything else!

    And a free homemade shiv in every box!


  27. Blue Fairy says:

    Remember to delete your cookies regularly.


  28. piltdown says:

    “The (linked) article by Robert Novak is a disgusting piece of sycophantic drivel.” -Comment by heyzeus

    Nonono, let me fix that for you….

    “Robert Novak is a disgusting piece of sycophantic drivel.”

    There. Much more accurate.


  29. heyzeus says:

    thanks, piltdown, man!


  30. Zooey says:

    “And today on Doin’ Time W/ Martha, we’re all going to learn how to make a convenient, effective jailhouse shiv from a common household item, a toothbrush…”
    Comment by the republic of stupidity

    It’s perfect….


  31. nofltwlt says:

    Doan is a horrible person; bagging her is a start.



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