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Lynne Cheney for Senate?

By Amanda Terkel on Jun 5th, 2007 at 11:34 am

Lynne Cheney for Senate?

MSNBC reports that she may replace deceased Sen. Craig Thomas (R-WY).



53 Responses to “Lynne Cheney for Senate?”

  1. wags says:

    This would be absolutely hilarious to watch unfold.


  2. Texasjuice says:

    Scrape the bottom of that barrel! Geeze, can’t we get a non-idealogue for that seat? Just asking…


  3. RUCerious says:

    The Dem Gov will have three names to select from.
    There’s no chance in hell Mrs Darth Veeper would be the pick of that litter.


  4. Crump's Brother says:

    The Republican Party in Wyoming will get to select three candidates to take Senator Thomas’ seat, and the Democratic Governor will select from those three.


  5. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    Going for the record “Worst Person In the World”?


  6. Robert says:

    TP – Your headline should be…

    “Author of Lesbian Western Book to be Senator from WY?”


  7. heyzeus says:

    ’scuze me while I go get a new keyboard…


  8. Oversight is a Bitch. says:

    Did the run out of QUALIFIED candidates??


  9. TripMaster Monkey says:

    MSNBC reports that she may replaced deceased Sen. Craig Thomas (R-WY).

    C’mon, TP. It’s difficult to take you seriously when you persist in committing such sophomoric errors…does CompTROLLER V-1 write some of your copy?


  10. Zooey says:

    There is NO WAY the Dem Governor will appoint that witch.


  11. Jay Randal says:

    If Cheney’s wife is installed as Wyoming’s new Senator, then Americans are going to revolt. We have had enough of bullcrap, and corruption in DC, and Lynn Cheney is an unqualified criminal tart.


  12. prof shropshire says:

    I think her only qualification is that she was born in Wyoming, thats all I can think of (sorry being a neocon doesn’t help)


  13. Jay Randal says:

    If Darth Dicky Cheney’s wife is appointed Senator, then it means either the Democrat Governor of Wyoming is stupid or has been blackmailed.


  14. Tom says:

    Perhaps she’ll arrive in the Senate just in time to cast her impeachment votes for her husband and GDumbya.


  15. prof shropshire says:

    #11
    Nicely said!


  16. Tom3 says:

    What are Lynne Cheney’s actual qualifications to be a U.S. Senator?

    …as if the Repukes care about competency anymore.


  17. Angry One says:

    How will Lynne explain the family values in her 1981 novel Sisters, her tale of forbidden lesbian love in the Old West?

    Here’s more on the perverse prose and titillating text of Lynne Cheney and her right wing friends


  18. kelso says:

    That Cheney lady is f’ing nuts.


  19. Largo says:

  20. upside00 says:

    They may have found the ONLY person in the world more vicious and hateful than Darth hizzown self.

    Wyoming – PULEEZE don’t let these two scumbags be your legacy, OK?


  21. badger says:

    I think that Freudenthal would not pick Lynne Cheney unless he had to. Keep in mind that he is possibly selecting his opponent for the special election, and Lynne Cheney (for all her husband’s insanity) would be a very tough candidate (keep in mind that this is the state that re-elected Barbara Cubin, and Lynne Cheney is probably less crazy and more TV friendly than her). If Cubin’s name was offered, I don’t think Freudenthal would waste two seconds before putting a check mark next to it.


  22. Jay Randal says:

    Thanks prof shropshire. Mrs. Cheney is not even remotely qualified to be a Senator, but remember Mrs. Dole was manuvered into the Senate, but at least she was elected to the position. If Lynne is installed, then Dicky wants his wife to be president someday or at least another VP like himself.


  23. klyde says:

    Jay @ 11 you have way to much faith in US citizens!


  24. JPV says:

    If Cheney’s wife is installed as Wyoming’s new Senator, then Americans are going to revolt. We have had enough of bullcrap, and corruption in DC, and Lynn Cheney is an unqualified criminal tart.

    Comment by Jay Randal

    Do you REALLY expect Americans to revolt, when all that most of them even care about, is American Idol and Paris Hilton???

    LOL!!!


  25. Jay Randal says:

    klyde > we have to take to the streets if Lynne Cheney is appointed Senator for Wyoming. It would mean that blackmail rules the Senate.


  26. Jay Randal says:

    JPV > we must take to the streets over this, or next Dick Cheney will appoint his lesbian daughter as the Governor of Wyoming.


  27. loretta says:

    If Wyoming sits still for this, they deserve what they get.


  28. joe says:

    Cuz I’m Lynne Cheney
    The Real Lynne Cheney
    All you other Lynne Cheneys
    Are just immitating

    So won’t the real Lynne Cheney
    Please stand up
    Please stand up
    Please stand up.

    My name is…
    My name is…
    My name is…
    Lynne Cheney


  29. oldtree says:

    you think wyoming’s will vote for a gay woman? you must be kidding


  30. DM says:

    Lynne Cheney is fine by me. Not the best, but I’m not sure what to expect from a state that’s got fewer people than Albuquerque and sits on top of a massive volcano.


  31. COMMENT BY JIM says:

    Here is the scary part. Mrs. Cheney is as qualified as Mrs. Clinton was to be a senator, and she is MORE qualified than Mr. Obama. Scary scary scary…………..


  32. had to say it says:

    That’s just trading one soulless corpse for another.


  33. liz says:

    isn’t that a little too close to nepotism?


  34. chimpeach says:

    Yeah, we don’t have enough rabid neo-cons in the Senate right now. Besides, hubby could use a little help getting World War III started.


  35. doro says:

    Look what you’ve done! Now I’ve bruised my chin and ruined my t-shirt. Coffee all over the place.

    Ts, ts.
    :-)))))

    That can’t be serious.


  36. Yonkers DUDE says:

    IT’S ALL CORRUPT,DUDE…
    JUST LIKE Jimbo DUDE SAYS…

    IF LYNN CHENEY GETS PUT INTO THE SENATE,WE’D HAVE OPEN LESBIANISM RIGHT THERE ON THE SENATE FLOOR,DUDE…
    FAGETABOUDIT DUDE…

    IF THAT HAPPENED,WE’D HAVE WORSE SERVICE THAN AT A CONEY ISLAND NATHANS HOT DOG STAND…
    FAGETABOUDIT DUDE…THATS WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT DUDE…

    I SPEAK WITH ROCK SOLID INTEGRITY DUDE…JUST LIKE Jimbo DUDE…

    DUDES AND DUDETTES—ROCK ON DUDES…


  37. tarazan says:

    Qualifications don’t seem to mean anything these days,as long as your are loyal to political party.


  38. Bobby Hill says:

    Jim,
    List here qualications to be a Senator! Don’t refer back to anyone now serving,just the qualifications of L. Cheney to be a Senator!
    Being the wife of a sleaze bag VP doesn’t count,that’s she’s from Wyoming,doesn’t count! Oh well! I just named her two qualifications, and they don’t count!
    Remember, Popeye the Sailor Man was more qualified than Bush was!
    Let’s have your list now!I can’t wait to see the qualifiers!


  39. Sn00t says:

    Isn’t that some sort of conflict of interest?

    Her husband is in the Executive branch – the VP

    Having a VP and a Senator as husband and wife simultaneously seems like a conflict of interest to me.


  40. GregM says:

    LOL!! This is a joke right? Lynne Cheney is qualified to be in the senate just like Harriet Miers is qualified to be on the supreme court. Just like Brownie is qualified to run FEMA. Just like Gonzo is qualified to be the AG. The cronyism continues.


  41. FunMe says:

    Isn’t Lynn Cheney the closeted lesbian wife of the DICK. And didn’t they spill out ANOTHER lesbian jerk?

    Lynn served in the board of LOCKHEED from 1994-2001.

    And the worst part, she went around colleges trying to silence non-conservative voices on US campuses with her UNDEMOCRATIC “American Enterprise Institute for Public Policy Research.”

    Funny, but these fascist type trashy people like Lynn always end up calling their organizations the OPPOSITE of what they really are all about.


  42. COMMENT BY JIM says:

    Bobby,

    I don’t believe Lynn Cheney is qualified. Hillary Clinton wasn’t qualified. Neither has or had any experience in domestic or foreign affairs. Neither, however Hillary does have one now, a record to fall back on. Oh, and one other side note.

    Would Obama be considered qualified to be president if he were white?

    Would Hillary be considered qualified if she weren’t married to President Clinton?


  43. theswan says:

    Bring her on!
    She has the finest of republican credentials. And sshe got those credentials by authoring insight into republican lifestyles.


  44. Publicus says:

    Other than being related to a war criminal, what’s her qualifications?


  45. Bluedog49 says:

    Let’s hold up here a second. A few months back, when there was a chance that a Democratic Senator from the Dakotas was going to die, repubs immediately got hot and bothered over the possibility that the Repub governor of that state could appoint a repub to his position and turn the majority in the Senate back to the repubs. Have we forgotten this episode that quickly? The governor of Wyoming is under absolutely NO constitutional restriction here. Why are we pretending that his only option is to appoint a repub? Possibly because Democrats are more dedicated to fair play and decency than Repubs.


  46. HeartlandLiberal says:

    Whoever is writing the script for America is one sick puppy of a comedian. Only it really stopped being funny serveral years and nearly a million Iraqi and American and Afghani deaths ago.


  47. HeartlandLiberal says:

    #45, from what I have read in news reports, the law in Wyoming does in fact require the governor to chose from three candidates put forward by the party of the deceased Senator. So in this fact, yes, the law does require nomination of a Republican to fill out the term.


  48. Bluedog49 says:

    Thanks, Heartland. I didn’t know that.


  49. m12 says:

    It’s a good thing the Wyoming Law is in place. Democrats have a habit of stealing Senate seats after illness claims the life of the incumbent.


  50. m12 says:

    Having a VP and a Senator as husband and wife simultaneously seems like a conflict of interest to me.

    Hillary and Bill had that relationship for 17 days.


  51. big papa says:

    Lynne Cheney’s BEEN for SALE…

    …but who’d buy it?

    …NOBODY wants it after…

    …Dick…


  52. Karen says:

    I think qualified means the candidate meets the qualifications set forth in the Constitution or under state law. The constitution doesn’t disqualify people for being inherently evil or being married to a most excellent war criminal.


  53. SJ says:

    Anyone else realizing how sad a commentary this is on status of the Bush Ship of State? So many of the rats have jumped overboard (”to spend more time with family”) that they have to enlist their SPOUSES to fill vital voting positions!!
    They’d better hope no other Republican die hard drop dead…’cuz they still won’t allow dogs (or horses) to hold positions in the US Senate or Congress.
    (Extra credit points for any one who gets the horse reference.)



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