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Rove-protege Tim Griffin can’t find a job.

Former U.S. attorney in Arkansas and Karl Rove-protege Tim Griffin “is using a legal search firm and sources say Griffin is touting his political connections as leverage into a white collar or government relations practice.” But he’s having some trouble:

“His timing is just bad,” says a Washington recruiter at a national search firm. “He’s a politico, not a litigator, which people just don’t care about. If you’re a U.S. attorney with no experience someone is not going to bring you on board to create or enhance a practice.”

One chairman of a national firm says his firm was contacted regarding Griffin but declined. “We got a phone call from a recruiter on his behalf but wouldn’t touch it with a 10-foot pole,” says the chairman. “Colleagues who I trust and respect said to take a pass.”



43 Responses to “Rove-protege Tim Griffin can’t find a job.”

  1. Zooey says:

    Holy crap, that’s funny.

    What goes around comes around, Timmy!

    :-D


  2. TripMaster Monkey says:

    Repeat after me, Timmy.

    “Would you like fries with that?”


  3. mongo says:

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.


  4. cynicalgirl says:

    I’ll be Claude Allen can’t find work either.


  5. big papa says:

    I hope he has to resort to robbing his neighbors…

    …to feed his kids…

    …and gets caught…


  6. labs says:

  7. unbelievable says:

  8. cynicalgirl says:

    Sorry, meant BET


  9. unbelievable says:

    Repeat after me, Timmy.
    “Would you like fries with that?”
    Comment by TripMaster Monkey — June 5, 2007 @ 8:38 pm

    Hilarious!


  10. Zooey says:

    Sorry, meant BET
    Comment by cynicalgirl

    He probably can’t get a job at BET either. :-D


  11. Styve says:

    I hope TP gets more commentary from people/firms Griffin approaches, like the ten-foot pole comment. Let’s hear what the legal profession really thinks of slime that work for Karl Rove. You have to believe that the guy will never be trusted.

    Can you imagine the guy responding to your typical interview questions with the Rovian smug bravado and clueless ego?!


  12. Candyce says:

    Timmy’s been caged.


  13. MsJoanne says:

    Poor pitiful Tim. Paybacks muthafukah. I hope you never find a job, you weasel! Maybe then you’ll appreciate that $21 bucks a week that many poor have to rely on. You friggin’ self righteous pinhead.


  14. the republic of stupidity says:

    I know someone in California who can’t get laborers to pick his cherries…


  15. D. says:

    WOW! I hope this is starts a trend. If you work for a corrupt Administration it should hurts your resume, not enhance it.


  16. Zooey says:

    Timmy’s been caged.
    Comment by Candyce

    Perfect!


  17. Chauncey Gardner says:

    Maybe Ken Russell will make a sequel and name it The Lair Of The Big Fat White Worm.


  18. Zooey says:

    I know someone in California who can’t get laborers to pick his cherries…
    Comment by the republic of stupidity

    Now you’re just being naughty… :D


  19. brando says:

    Funny how people dont want to hire incompetant hacks. Try googling “incompetent.” You probably wont be surprised at what the first result is.


  20. Jay Randal says:

    Good all Bush Regime toadies should never be hired & become winos.


  21. corinne says:

    I guess that job with Fred Thompson’s soon-to-be campaign didn’t pan out, either.


  22. big papa says:

    Comment by Jay Randal #20

    hahahahaha!!!

    Jay you’re a treasure… :-)

    …”winos”…

    hahahahahaha!!!!


  23. Styve says:

    22…wouldn’t that be whinos?!

    I loved the comment too, the other way!


  24. big papa says:

    Comment by Styve #23

    …they’re ALREADY “whinos”…


  25. eve says:

    One of the author’s of Bush’s Brain once pointed out on MSNBC (On Countdown, I think) that people who work with Rove — be they friend or foe — usually end up losing their job.

    Too bad it’s not Bush who lost his job.


  26. Acne Troll Recruiting Agency says:

    Mr. Griffin?
    Have you considered being a paid troll on the internet?
    It requires no more skill than you’ve exhibited to date, and you can be relatively anonymous.
    Sound interesting?
    Good, we have a dearth of intelligent trolls here at present, and we always enjoy fresh fis…, excuse me, I mean faces.
    (figuratively speaking, of course.)
    May I suggest you call Mr. Rove, he can probably set you right up.
    I beg your pardon?
    Rove… Karl Rove…. your mentor I understand……
    What? He’s not answering your calls?
    Oh, well, my condolences, sir.
    Your welcome, sir.
    Yes, just trying to help.


  27. angryvietnamvet says:

    Why doesnt bushit appoint him head of FEMA? Hurricane season is just starting….Im sure he can do a heckuva job with his ivy league degree and lack of experience (other than a gop whore, gopher, karlrovepegboy and loyal bushiteater)…


  28. yathink says:

    Why would Griffin need a job in prison? The sentence for each count of voter suppression would make Libby look like the lucky SOB he truly is. From what I hear, Griffin makes Rove look like your aunt Sadie. Just waiting for Conyers to issue the subpoena. Count on the usual “can’t recall” crap, but get it on the record.


  29. joe says:

    I’ll tell you his timing is bad.

    Who would want to spend money hiring somebody whose only selling point is political connections to a collapsing political movement?


  30. joe says:

    “I know someone in California who can’t get laborers to pick his cherries…

    Comment by the republic of stupidity — June 5, 2007 @ 9:00 pm”

    Wow. That’s what I’m talking about.

    republic of stupidity is snarkier after 9PM than most people are all night.


  31. TerrytheTurtle says:

    Well Tim that’s tough titties to you fish face – be thankful you stay out of jail for the crime of voter caging…


  32. Buck Fush says:

    Oh, some neocon with connections to big business will find a cushy something for him. Hope not though that would be at least a small justice delivered.

    Hating the Repukian Mafia daily


  33. seeker63 says:

    i think mr. griffin might like to be spending some time with his family about now.

    i wonder how they feel with his name getting so much attention.

    eventually we’ll know most of the truth.

    hope it’s not as bad as it looks now.


  34. celtic cynic says:

    Maybe the army or marine recruiters will give him a call.
    They’re looking for a few good men.


  35. liz says:

    I imagine many Bush appointees will be jobless in about 2 years. Who would hire the people responsible for killing America? Who wants to employ liars, treasonous, no holes barred for what I want, employees? NO ONE>
    Go apply for trash collector Tim Griffin… that is more in line with how you act and what you are.


  36. liz says:

    or is he Homeland Security material?


  37. Kate Henry says:

    I wouldn’t hire an attorney who may end up in prison for his crimes.

    But, don’t worry, some fat cat corporation will hire him for a huge salary as their way of thanking him for his contribution to the corruption of this country.


  38. HopeSpringsATurtle says:

    I sincerely hope the list of BushCo cronies has-beens continues to increase.


  39. txgirl says:

    Griffin spent a few minutes as a JAG in Iraq (to pad his resume, IMHO) …. a story on TPM Muckraker in Feb. ‘07 spoke to a shortage of federal employees volunteering to serve over there…

    Why not volunteer to go BACK TO IRAQ, Timmeh?


  40. oofda says:

    Tim– welcome to the NFL.
    He also puffed up his resume by saying that he tried a number of cases as an Army JAG. The Army post where he had served spoke up and confirmed that he tried only about four plea-bargain cases and no contested cases.
    That getting around also hurts his chances at getting a “real lawyer” job.


  41. seedyrum says:

    I would be surprised if any of Bush’s Lackeys are hired by any firm. If those firms choose to hire them, they run a risk of losing business as well as credibility. I would also be surprised and shocked if many if any Republicans are re-elected as they are the ones who allowed Bush’s fiasco to grow and flourish to this point. Had the Republicans done their jobs as oversighteers, we wouldnt be where we are. I guess there was a reason why the Republicans were in the minority in years past


  42. warren tarrah says:

    Yo, Timbo Bimbo – I know where you can get a job. Lots of ads to be a caregiver for those vets coming back from Irack. It’s purrfekt for you. You can lift a quadriplegic up into his chair, lift him back into bed, empty his urine bag, clean his poop up, spoonfeed him, shave him, give him a bath, now thats some good ole hard American work ethic you have there and you can have Pumpkinhead talk about you on teevee making lots of money writing about you while you take home $250/wk.


  43. Lora says:

    For the first time in my life, I may even shed a few crocodile tears.



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