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Rove may lead Bush library.

By Amanda on Jun 18th, 2007 at 9:48 am

Rove may lead Bush library.»

U.S. News reports that “playing key roles” in establishing the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum are Karl Rove, Laura Bush, and former chief of staff Andy Card. “The trio has been interviewing architects and touring similar research campuses for tips. We hear that some are urging Bush to put Rove in charge once it’s built.”

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  1. heyzeus Says:

    Excellent idea!


  2. heyzeus Says:

    Leave room in the budget for iron bars on all the windows, and an exercize yard.


  3. RUCerious Says:

    As long as the library is located in Hell, I’m fine with this.


  4. Tom Says:

    Who in their right mind is going to (1) donate any money to this worthless cause or (2) visit it if it is ever built?

    The only reason I would ever consider a visit would be if the urinals had little busts of GDumbya covering the drains. After all, I mean, who could pass up an opportunity like that?


  5. lw Says:

    How big a lie-brary do they need to hold one copy of “My Pet Goat”?


  6. bratboy Says:

    Wow! A half-billion dollar building with one book in it: “My Pet Goat”


  7. geoman77 Says:

    Most prominently displayed will be the coloring books where the Prez managed to stay within the lines.


  8. Fan_of_Man Says:

    time to stock up on my pet goat, because that will be the only book available…..


  9. RUCerious Says:

    #6-9
    Quick, get on Ebay!


  10. kasinca Says:

    The land value in Highland Park, TX, will take a dump with the crime family there. KKKarl Rove hasn’t skated jail yet.


  11. Bluedahlia Says:

    I thought there was a big protest from the school about this being built? Doesn’t really matter, eh?


  12. Rosencrantz Says:

    It makes perfect sense considering the whole point of Bush’s library is to re-write history.


  13. chimpeach Says:

    How’s Rove going to manage it from prison?


  14. trippin Says:

    I’m glad to hear they’re putting a dungeon in the basement.


  15. Kay Says:

    …which will include the 2nd edition of The Fart Book…


  16. Kay Says:

    Most prominently displayed will be the coloring books where the Prez managed to stay within the lines.

    …but everything will be white : no black, yellow, red or brown…


  17. DM Says:

    At the center of the library will be an exhibit featuring a long conveyor belt dumping replicas of the Constitution into an eternal flame.


  18. heyzeus Says:

    Day after day, LaLa sits at the front desk, changing the order of the one Dewey decimal system card, front to back, upside down, right side up.
    Meanwhile, in his luxuriant office suite, seven stories below ground encased in hardened concrete, Karl Rove converts lists of deceased civilian hurricane, tsunami, and war on terror victims into visitor logs for the library.
    Andy Card anxiously awaits the results of Karls work, which he will present to potential Republican party donors as proof of the relevancy of Bush’s legacy.


  19. shane Says:

    Obviously it will take Rove’s “Dirty Tricks Handbook” to even get this place built. He’ll have to strongarm all donors. It’s good really because if he skates for all the crimes he’s already committed maybe we can get him for blackmail on behalf of the library.


  20. Perry Logan Says:

    Wouldn’t a Presidential museum more appropriate?

    The George W. Bush Presidential Museum would display such items as:

    The President’s college cheerleading outfit (severely worn at the knees)
    lots of National Guard memorabilia
    the cute little “Purple Hearts” used in the 2004 campaign
    the Presidential wire
    the stained trousers the President wore on 9/11
    an Acme Constitution Shredder
    his special Worst President Everâ„¢ plaque
    various implements of torture


  21. SickOfTheGOPLies Says:

    Well, anything to keep Karl off the streets. If only his duties as the head of the “lie-bury” would keep him so busy that he has no time to meddle in electoral politics!


  22. Keith Says:

    If Rove does as great a job as he did on the Katrina recovery, then I imagine the workers will break ground and use the rest of the money to renovate the Bush Ranch.


  23. plural Says:

    Don’t they have to turn it over to the National Archives once it’s built?


  24. suspishious Says:

    Rove would take an interest in the vault where they’ll hide the evidence.


  25. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) Says:

    This may be the only Presidential library I visit - not to take any books out or even enjoy the place. I would try to sneak some books in and put them on the shelves as my donation - “My Pet Goat”, “Bushwacked”, a sampling of the “Bushisms” books, and assorted other works that would not be there otherwise.


  26. Had Enough Yet? Says:

    Well, someone has to continue to manage all the LIES that have been fed to the American sheeple…no better person than rove.


  27. Aanya Says:

    How arrogant of all of them to pretend that a GW Bush Library could have anything of substance in it. Unless they stick to the truth, and nothing but the truth, that damn library is nothing but a sham! Am I the only one who can’t believe there will be one truthful item it it?


  28. Texasjuice Says:

    SICK SICK SICK,

    why can’t they build this monstosity in Conn. where the pres was born or in Maine where he has a house. Oh, I know, the bass ackwards Bush supporters in Tx want him here. Dallas is SOOOOOOO plastic.


  29. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) Says:

    It would probably be more truthful (to say nothing of helpful to the American way of life) if Rove was just put in a permanent display in the front lobby.


  30. heyzeus Says:

    I’d love to slip a copy of Fahrenheit 9-11 into the projection room.


  31. Oversight is a Bitch. Says:

    I wonder if the library will include a waterboarding ride.


  32. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Geez, if I didn’t know better, I’d say some of you didn’t like America’s CEOâ„¢ very much.


  33. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    I wonder if the library will include a waterboarding ride.

    Comment by Oversight is a Bitch.

    The waterboarding ride will be part of the amusement park right next to the library.


  34. Kay Says:

    Truthfully and all joking aside : this is the most arrogant and ridiculous by product of an administration full of lies, deceit and utter contempt for inelligence. I cannot think of a most tasteless parade of hypocricy : an administration that from day 1 has trampled on The Bill of Rights and the Constitution. To erect a library purporting to be this great voice of the people is the height of hubris. I cannot imagine anyone in their right mind would want to go other than the deluded 27% that still support this damn administraiton. The only thing I’d like to do is deficate on the premises : just like Chimpy and his Cohorts in Crime have done to the American People for almost 7 years.


  35. designer Says:

    Why do I keep getting vision of the model city Hitler had built…cold, soulless architecture devoid of any style, humor, passion.


  36. heyzeus Says:

    The Library may actually be a front for the FBIs Total Information Awareness database.


  37. designer Says:

    I heard they were at the ‘Sizzler’s’ and ‘Outback Steakhouse’ in Alexanderia doing research for a Texan-style theme library.


  38. Kay Says:

    errors corrected:

    Truthfully and all joking aside : this is the most arrogant and ridiculous by- product of an administration full of lies, deceit and utter contempt for intelligence. I cannot think of a more tasteless parade of hypocrisy : an administration that from day 1 has trampled on The Bill of Rights and the Constitution. To erect a library purporting to be this great voice of the people is the height of hubris. I cannot imagine anyone in their right mind who would want to go other than the deluded 27% that still support this damn administration. The only thing I’d like to do is deficate on the premises : just like Chimpy and his Cohorts in Crime have done to the American People for almost 7 years.


  39. Zooey Says:

    Karl can run the lie-berry on work-release from prison.


  40. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) Says:

    The lie-brary’s logo will be a hand giving the finger and tatooed on the four fingers will be the letters “R-O-V-E”.


  41. shane Says:

    Karl can run the lie-berry on work-release from prison.

    Comment by Zooey

    Hopefully they’ll all have to flee the country before money is wasted on this sham.


  42. Jay Randal Says:

    LOL Rove can live at the Bush library, and after Dubya passes away someday then he can be entombed with him in the same casket.


  43. Karim Says:

    Like the fox in charge of the chicken coop.


  44. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Don’t they have to turn it over to the National Archives once it’s built?

    Comment by plural

    Uh, isn’t that spelled “Nazional”?


  45. Loonie Says:

    Bush library. What a great idea! Whenever someone mentions “George Bush” to me, the first thing I think of is literary prowess.


  46. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Who in their right mind is going to (1) donate any money to this worthless cause or (2) visit it if it is ever built?

    Comment by Tom

    Probably the same 28% who still think Brusch is doing a good job… ya know, the people who donated $27MM to build that Genesis museum in Kentucky. Now, do you think they’ll give no-bid contract to Cheneyburton for the constrution, or will they hire a company that actually knows what it’s doing?


  47. NeoCONS 'R' SCUM Says:

    And Jeff Gannon as curator/ ‘head’ librarian.
    KKKarl will be in Heaven.


  48. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Like the fox in charge of the chicken coop.

    Comment by Karim

    More like the sh*t in charge of the outhouse.


  49. mparker Says:

    The dominant feature of the Bush/Rove library will be the enormous Fiction/fantasy section.


  50. Eric Says:

    Rove was the only possible choice. The full-time job of anyone else appointed to the directorship of the Bush Library would be chasing Rove down for all the records he’s destroyed.


  51. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Yeah but thin of all the money they’ll save when the don’t have to bother hiring a fact checker.


  52. RUCerious Says:

    mparker, I was envisioning only one section.
    Revisionist history.
    Then again, you could also classify that as fantasy/fiction/bullshit.


  53. Daryll Says:

    Libs, do not despise the President because of his perseverance to eliminate terrorism. Haven’t you noticed that we have not had a significant attack since 9/11? I believe this honorable man deserves a Presidential library and museum for protecting our government and economy. When available, I will give an unknown amount for the project. To thank him, how about doing the same, Libs?


  54. RUCerious Says:

    Daryll, I’ll leave a flaming sack of dog shit on the library doorstep for you to stomp out.


  55. TomR Says:

    Don’t forget to stock the library with the fradulent voter caging lists containing thousands of U.S. soldiers names. Maybe they could build a memorial to these brave Americans for laying down both their lives and right to vote, all for Dubya. Perhaps the W cafeteria will serve their remains to complete their shameless exploitation of our soldiers’ bravery.

    - Tom


  56. Reich Winger's NightMare Says:

    To any Rove, Bush or Andy Card flunkies who may be reading this today: ask yourself… what good is a museum when the person who it’s being built for will be spending the rest of his life in Federal Prison.

    If you don’t think that’s where they’re all going to wind up, eventually, you’re not living in the reality based community. And you’re going to be in for one helluva surprise here before too long.


  57. Kay Says:

    The only reason we have not had another (”false flag”) attack on American soil is because they are gearing up for another self-inflicted wound to get the Sheeple’s ok to Bomb Iran. Cheney is deep in preparations now for the next provovcative act.


  58. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Then again, you could also classify that as fantasy/fiction/bullshit.

    Comment by RUCerious

    That’s odd… whenever I go into a Barnes and Noble, I can find the “fantasy” and the “fiction” sections, but never the “bullshit” shelves. Am I looking in the wrong place, RUCerious?


  59. G Smith Says:

    Well someone is going to have to spin the entire bush presidency … who better than the architect of the disaster?


  60. Zimzone Says:

    Will they list the names of 3,500+ dead American soldiers in tribute to those sacrificed for a needless war?

    Will they show pictures of these same honorable Americans?

    Will they list the names of, (and still dying), Katrina victims as we close in on 2 years of neglect from the Bush administration?

    Will Jeff Gannon be guarding the ‘back door’?

    Will KKKarl be like a WalMart greeter at the ‘front door’?

    Will Alberto be the janitor, out on work release?

    Will LaLa be put to work, indexing both books?

    Will the twins be there, perhaps sharing mixed drink recipes?

    And, most importantly, will Babs be in charge of cultural diversity?


  61. Buck Fush Says:

    Perhaps it should look like -

    A huge Trash Can or a Large Bomb

    It could figure -

    A Torture Chamber and a room dedicated to rigged elections

    They could have a Lie detector at the entrance with waterboarding those who fail.

    The possibilities are endless

    IGNORE THE TROLLS - Debate good, Trolls suck


  62. Proud Dem Says:

    And also don’t forget to erect the fallen soldiers of Iraq wall right in front of the place.


  63. margaret Says:

    Will there be a windowless dungeon to move Geronimo’s bones to before his relatives get a search warrant to search Yale for them?

    “Geronimo’s family call on Bush to help return his skeleton”

    “The great grandson of the Apache leader Geronimo has appealed to the big chief in the White House to help recover the remains of his famous relative - purportedly stolen more than 90 years ago by a group of students - including the President’s grandfather.”

    http://news.independent.co.uk/ world/ americas/ article622744.ece


  64. ShorelineCT Says:

    http://www.georgewbush.org/

    It’s Commander Cod (The Decider) himself


  65. heyzeus Says:

    “When available, I will give an unknown amount for the project.”
    Comment by Daryll

    Uhh, Daryll?
    This thread is about a library, not a sperm bank.


  66. powkat Says:

    Kay - I agree - I think they have plans to cancel the 2008 election by staging a ‘terror attack.’ The only thing that gives me hope is that events may catch up to them before they can put all the details in place. Plus, Bandar Bush has his own problems now and may not be so willing to provide the flunkies to do the job.

    So, yes, trolls, you can count me as the ‘loony left.’ But when the truth comes out, I want an apology.


  67. Douglas G. Says:

    Better Rove, than Sandy “Burgler” Berger.


  68. Kay Says:

    Yes, trolls, count me as part of the loony left, when the sh*t hits fan here before they CANCEL the 2008 election, please forward your apology to me then.


  69. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) Says:

    Douglas G

    You do know that “Sandy” is a male and not a female, don’t you? Or do your obsessions go in the homoerotic direction?


  70. Kay Says:

    just wondering after the next 9/11 : How will the deluded 27% judge Chimpy’s ability to defend the Homeland, then?


  71. Sharon Says:

    Ah hell!, this is just to over the top for me….Did Nixon get a library.? I can’t remember..

    Seem’s to me this bunch of war-monging, lier’s and thieves need to go to jail before they can build a damn library with to lagitimate book’s in it, my pet goat and a coloring book done by bull shit himself…

    It’s Monday and they never were any good any way..

    I’m sickened by the thought these people continue to cause distruction here and over there, hundred’s of thousand’s are dieing and we cant get the GD dem’s to get off their asses and do what the public want’s, what the legal system should be doing and what the world will soon demand of us one way or another…Good and funny post’s by you all, except the tiny little black hearted troll’s of course…

    For Peeeeee1’s benefit, we didn’t get an attack on our soil by saudis the entire time Clinton was in, dumbass….Bull shit bush will go down in history as the worst self appointed pres ever…In all libraries he will be portrayed the fool, murderer and most hated person in the world….Get your library card’s out and dusted off for new book’s prooving that sentance…..Blessings


  72. Marie Says:

    Rove needs to be in charge: he will have to oversee that the architects completely hide the hermetically sealed vault which contains incriminating evidence, and that it remains sealed.
    While at his post there, he will have the daily task of teaching Georgie to read. Laura will be in charge of teaching little children about My Pet Goat, telling tales of its historical significance, and Card will be there in his white gloves, ushering everyone to “move along.”
    Once inside, there is no reversing of course, no reconsidering which hallway to enter, no asking directions or advice, but everyone will be forced to proceed past the Bush memorabilia including many of his most (in)famous quotes.


  73. NeoCONS 'R' SCUM Says:

    #65- Nig-Row, Puh-LEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  74. espo Says:

    what will be in it? don’t they destroy all their records and papers?? you know, like grandpa Bush’s buddies over there in Berlin??


  75. RUCerious Says:

    #59 Republic
    Should be right next to the book by O’Heilly.


  76. Coffins draped with flags Says:

    So, will boy Bush still get his library if he’s living in exile in Paraquay?

    When Clinton was President, there were many candid photos appearing in the press that included Hillary and Chelsea. There are very few candid photos of boy Bush with the twins. Does this mean that his own daughters don’t want to be seen in public with him?


  77. No Pardon for Treason. Says:

    When available, I will give an unknown amount for the project. To thank him, how about doing the same, Libs? –Comment by Daryll

    I refuse to “thank” the man who failed to prevent the worst terrorist attack ever to occur on American soil.


  78. OxyCon Says:

    They’re going to have to build a jail cell for the “Rove exhibit” in “Bush’s Library” (now there’s an oxymoron).


  79. Leporello Says:

    Here’s another item that threatens to make my head explode. Just the words, “Bush Library” make me cringe. I’d be really curious how anyone can possibly spin the worst presidency in American history into anything remotely worth remembering for Anything positive. My take on it is that history will record George W. as a milestone on what any president should Never, Ever do.


  80. Marie Says:

    Good going, Daryll, Bush needs your $$.
    (Like he needs another hole in his head.)
    Some people are just hopelessly stupid.


  81. andy phx Says:

    some one has to spin the spun, spinned, spin.


  82. andy phx Says:

    ‘bush library’, which is an obvious oxymoron, will have as much truth about the history of the bush admin as the ‘creation museum’ (also another oxymoron).


  83. timeisart Says:

    Karl “Rump Rover” Rove reportedly has bought for $2 million in taxpayer money a number 10 spot for his boss in the forthcoming and eagerly awaited printing of “10 Most Successful Pimps in the Nation.” Rover also promised he would purchase 2,000 capies (at $100,000 per, also paid by taxpayers) to be placed in the least tasteful manner possible throughout the SMU lie-bray. A special site has been preserved for the book in all men’s restrooms, where a butt slammin’ porn video featuring Gorgeous George, Daisy Chain Cheney and Confidential Condi will be looped during business hours.


  84. darth vader Says:

    #54 daryll - my sides!!! - MY SIDES!!!! - please daryll i only have so many ribs and you are too funny!! - “the george w bush museum”?….mu ha ha ha ha……AH HA HA….cough….wheeze….splutter!!!…..must stop thinking about….losing breath…close thread now


  85. The Oracle Says:

    I looked in my crystal ball and have seen President Bush and Rove pulling a similar stunt to the one Governor Bush pulled while governor of Texas, specifically involving Governor Bush’s papers.

    In that case, Bush (and Rove) got someone in the Texas Legislature to include a provision in a law that made it possible for Bush to give his “papers” to his daddy’s presidential library in East Texas, essentially removing his “papers” from Texas control…since his “papers” were on “federal land” at his daddy’s presidential library. A lawsuit ensued. The denial of access to Governor Bush’s “papers” was reversed, but the process of getting access still remains difficult.

    So, it was not surprising when Bush changed the “law” involving the release of previous president’s “papers” once he became president, and started besmirching the White House with his evil little smirk.

    Anyway, between now and January 2009, Bush is bound to sign an executive order giving him (or his chosen representative) sole authority over his presidential “papers,” which presumably will be housed at his presidential library, at least those presidential “papers” that haven’t already been destroyed.

    And who would Bush choose to run his presidential library and safeguard his “papers”? Karl Rove would seem to be the perfect pick.

    I figure that someday after Bush slithers out of the White House, federal marshals will have to be sent to his presidential library to seize control of his presidential “papers” (or what’s left of them) in an attempt to stop any further “obstruction of justice” by these criminal Republicans.


  86. The Oracle Says:

    “To any Rove, Bush or Andy Card flunkies who may be reading this today: ask yourself… what good is a museum when the person who it’s being built for will be spending the rest of his life in Federal Prison.” (Reich Winger’s NightMare, post 57)

    Excellent observation.

    But I’m thinking that we can save the taxpayers some money by combining the two: Bush’s museum and a Federal Prison.

    Specifically, ALCATRAZ.

    It would be the perfect future site of Bush’s presidential library and museum.

    In this way, when George W. Bush ends up in a jail cell, his jail cell will be part of his library and museum complex, giving tourists a chance not only to peruse accounts of Bush’s glorious triumphs as a unitary executive president, but also they can stop by and actually see Bush in a jail cell, with a “Don’t feed the monkey” sign beside his locked cell door.

    And there’d be plenty of room at a refurbished ALCATRAZ for Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Alberto Gonzales, Donald Rumsfeld and all the other neo-con Republicans, who will be paying their debt to our democratic society (and all the damage they’ve done) by being locked away for a long, long time.

    Also, there’d be plenty of room for all the Republicans caught up in the Abramoff scandal, filling up the cells beside the Bush crime family, and with similar “Don’t feed the monkey” signs.

    ALCATRAZ and the Bush presidential library and museum. I can dig it.



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