Althouse’s Clinton obsession.
Althouse’s Clinton obsession.
Conservative law professor and blogger Ann Althouse last year raised a storm with a post titled, “Let’s take a look at those breasts,” attacking Feministing’s Jessica Valenti for “wear[ing] a tight knit top that draws attention to her breasts” in a photograph with President Clinton. Now, Althouse has turned her analytical powers to a video featuring Bill and Hillary Clinton doing a spoof of the final episode of the Sopranos:
Bill says “No onion rings?” and Hillary responds “I’m looking out for ya.” Now, the script says onion rings, because that’s what the Sopranos were eating in that final scene, but I doubt if any blogger will disagree with my assertion that, coming from Bill Clinton, the “O” of an onion ring is a vagina symbol.
Althouse’s students at the University of Wisconsin must feel so proud.
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June 19th, 2007 at 10:14 pmWe’re going to need an awfully big institution to hold all these people.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:16 pmI don’t disagree at all.
You know, I’ve heard that men think about greasy onion-rings every 7 seconds.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:18 pmI’m so sorry Ann Althouse’s vagina looks like an “O.”
Tragic…..
June 19th, 2007 at 10:18 pmWith this false logic, the ‘“O†of an onion ring is a vagina symbol’” This is silly…one could say that the carrot looks like a cigar..Both are not the case…… Or even better…the carrot on at stick in front of Bill to suggest that the candidacy is for him as well. Or, the obvious, the fat joke!! Gwad where do these people with PhD’s get accredited?
June 19th, 2007 at 10:19 pmbut I doubt if any blogger will disagree with my assertion that, coming from Bill Clinton, the “O†of an onion ring is a vagina symbol.
The sexual tension is unbearable.
Ann, don’t suffer in silence…let Bubba know how you burn for him day and night!
How pathetic.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:21 pmLOL and an onion ring looks like a cock ring to GOPer males.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:21 pmWell Ms. Althouse, Dr. Freud would just have a picnic with princess. Mkay, byebye.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:22 pmGwad where do these people with PhD’s get accredited?
Comment by jeremy
Regent University – America’s Preeminent Christian University!!! Where else??? (THAT one was waaayy too easy to answer!)
June 19th, 2007 at 10:22 pmWhen I watched that Clinton Soprano’s spoof video, I immediately ran over to Burger King and got two extra large orders of onion rings.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:22 pmAnn’s vagina smells like onions? She really needs to see a doctor.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:22 pmZooey sez:
ROTFL!
OMG…I actually laughed out loud at that, and then had to explain to my wife what was so funny. ^_^
Well done, Zooey.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:23 pmComment by Zooey #4
Ouch!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:23 pmHow pathetic.
Comment by TripMaster Monkey
Actually — How pathological.
That woman is nuts.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:23 pmMaybe she thinks that the onion ring is a vaginal symbol because hers has a crusty brown coating.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:23 pmApparently this woman has spent a lot more time looking at vaginas than the average woman. If she’s not a gynecologist, well I’m just saying …
June 19th, 2007 at 10:25 pmYes, it’s the “O” of the same book. Ooh la la! ;-)
June 19th, 2007 at 10:25 pmAlthouse’s students at the University of Wisconsin must feel so proud.
-TP-
…as well they should be…
…they’re all candidates…
…to replace soon to resign (to spend more timew/their families)…
…Bushite officials…
June 19th, 2007 at 10:25 pmHow i think they should have put a basket of onion rings and carrot sticks on a blue table cloth looking like Monica’s dress…
June 19th, 2007 at 10:26 pmYes we can’t criticize the Iranian agents the Clintons.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:26 pmIt’s against the rules here!
Not allowed.
It’s a shamne foreigners have so much influence in our country!
TMM & big papa
**blush**
Heh.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:27 pmJay,
June 19th, 2007 at 10:28 pmUsing your divid Nad confuse Islamic tactics.
You can’t believe your beloved Party is run by the Iranian mad Muhllahs!
You’re either Naive or an agent.
Which is it traitor?
Please don’t respond to the latest idiot troll, The Joker. Thank you.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:28 pmComment by The Joker — June 19, 2007 @ 10:26 pm
Joker, you blue your wad (sorry folks) on the RNC email thread. Nobody’s as crazy as you’re acting so I have to assume you’re just a troll trying to distract through, well, insanity.
Please, don’t go away mad (no pun intended), just go away.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:29 pmIt’s a shamne foreigners have so much influence in our country!
Comment by The Joker
Damn, who left the door open?
June 19th, 2007 at 10:29 pmAnn, Cheeri-o!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:30 pmPlease don’t respond to the latest idiot troll, The Joker. Thank you.
Comment by Zooey
Sure, now he’ll come back as The Penguin.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:30 pmNice remake from a Christian Republican. Are all the Christian right people really dirty and satan worshipers. What woman with respect would even think of that. This lady needs a man or a sex life because she can’t just write stuff and hope. She should take out a want ad or something. I guess this is what Republicans want children to understand and talk about.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:30 pmNow I’ve seen kids ask their parents for onion rings but I didn’t hear anyone before use it in a sexual way. Why are all these woman hot for Bill Clinton, he’s ok but are Republican woman that desperate for a man.
Actually, coming from Bill Clinton,
June 19th, 2007 at 10:30 pmit would be more symbolic of lazy smoke rings
blown (oops) from a fine cigar.
If your private parts resemble an onion ring, check with your doctor.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:31 pmComment by shane — June 19, 2007 @ 10:29 pm
His wad was BLUE? He’d better see someone about that, too!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:31 pmSure, now he’ll come back as The Penguin.
Comment by shane
That woud be appropriate!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:32 pmOh, boy, TP’s gonna be sorry that they put up this thread. But we’re gonna have fun!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:32 pmWe TP girls really ought to chip in and send poor Mizz Althouse a card — and maybe the name of a doctor.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:33 pmI only hope the the good professor is better at law that psychiatry. Sometimes onion rings are just onion rings.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:34 pmCeline Dion also sung the theme to the Titanic.
Yeah, nice choice.
LMAO
June 19th, 2007 at 10:34 pmAlthouse is surely not philosophical by any means.
Newt likes Onion Rings too!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:34 pmRudy wears Onion ring garments!
Foley thinks an Onion Ring is a 16 year old butt grommet!
Turdblossom prefers to be called chocolate starfish!
And Gannon sells onion rings!
Althouse is an imbecile. She is a walking advertisement for the suppression of the tenure system.
That unhinged woman teaches law at the University of Wisconsin? Does the university not have by-laws about professors being unable to fulfill their tasks because of insanity?
June 19th, 2007 at 10:34 pmHis wad was BLUE? He’d better see someone about that, too!
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Ewwwww… okay, NOW we’re even!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:34 pmHis wad was BLUE?
Hmmm, makes me wonder what the whole “Blue State-Red State” thing is really about???
June 19th, 2007 at 10:35 pmMaybe she thinks that the onion ring is a vaginal symbol because hers has a crusty brown coating.
Comment by RazndyR — June 19, 2007 @ 10:23 pm
Never, ever, borrow Ann’s vibrator.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:35 pmPhoton Entanglement,
June 19th, 2007 at 10:36 pmYou’re reight.
The Democrtas are good and Republican bad.
Just like the other side say Dems bad and Republicans good.
You’re a brainwashed fool who really belives that other than one is Shiite controlled(Democrats) and the other Sunni Controlled(Republicans) That’s there’s a difference!
You’re an intellectaul coward that refuses to see the truth!
Never, ever, borrow Ann’s vibrator.
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Or a Falafel!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:37 pmEwwwww… okay, NOW we’re even!
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — June 19, 2007 @ 10:34 pm
Naw, I’m just getting started!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:38 pmSure, now he’ll come back as The Penguin.
Comment by shane
Yeah, or another incarnation.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:39 pmHis doctor seriously needs to adjust his med dose, LOL
shane,
June 19th, 2007 at 10:39 pmUnlike your one dimensional brain I am not brainwashed.
I hate the Saudi run republicans as much as I hate the Iranian run Democrats.
I live in reality, you live an illusion that there’s a difference between both parties.
Ha what a fool I pitty you!
Comment by The Joker — June 19, 2007 @ 10:36 pm
TJ, you’ve had too much drugs…or too little.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:40 pmI’m not sure how it works with you.
Wayne,
June 19th, 2007 at 10:40 pmLike someone who loost the argument you name call.
Care to discuss facts?
Hmm?
Naw, I’m just getting started!
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Time to get popcorn, sit and enjoy the show =)
June 19th, 2007 at 10:40 pmYou’re an intellectaul coward that refuses to see the truth!
Comment by The Joker
Actually the truth would scare the holy bejeebies out of you and possibly send you to the mental ward. Call me whatever names you want, perhaps one day you’ll understand what I am saying.
I am just having some fun here.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:41 pmNaw, I’m just getting started!
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Time to get popcorn, sit and enjoy the show =)
Comment by Wayne
Whoa!!! Now I’m gettin’ a little scared…
June 19th, 2007 at 10:42 pmThe Joker,
June 19th, 2007 at 10:43 pmI noticed that you didn’t deny that you were an Islamo-Muslim Magenta???
j-O-ker
fresh from the deep fryer
June 19th, 2007 at 10:43 pmWayne,
Like someone who loost the argument you name call.
Care to discuss facts?
Hmm?
Comment by The Joker
Wayne, don’t you know better than to argue w/ the grammitically challenged?
June 19th, 2007 at 10:43 pmNever, ever, borrow Ann’s vibrator.
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Ketchup or fry sauce for the lube?
June 19th, 2007 at 10:44 pmPerhaps it is really the smell and not the “o” that is a match and Althouse needs antibiotics to cure her problem.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:44 pmI noticed that you didn’t deny that you were an Islamo-Muslim Magenta???
Comment by PRIMVS INTER PARES
I dunno… it’s more like a fuschia or a chartruese…
June 19th, 2007 at 10:45 pmUnlike your one dimensional brain I am not brainwashed.
How many dimensions are there Joker?
June 19th, 2007 at 10:45 pmThis is why I never order onion rings in a restaurant. It’s like an orgy in a basket.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:45 pmKetchup or fry sauce for the lube?
Comment by Zooey
Ewwww… and women complain about men…
June 19th, 2007 at 10:45 pmTime to get popcorn, sit and enjoy the show =)
Comment by Wayne — June 19, 2007 @ 10:40 pm
Hope you can see it, what with that joker who keeps standing up and getting in everyone’s way! Anyway, Wayne and I will be cutting out in 10 or 15 minutes to catch Jon Stewart, as I assume many of you will be. So it’ll be a pretty short show!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:46 pmNaw, I’m just getting started!
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Time to get popcorn, sit and enjoy the show =)
Comment by Wayne
Whoa!!! Now I’m gettin’ a little scared…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — June 19, 2007 @ 10:42 pm
Yeah? Well I have to live with her! :D
Lucky me!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:46 pmeww. I just ate some onion rings a little while ago.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:46 pmPhoton Entanglement ,
What’s your truth.
Ohh let me guess the Republicans bad and Democrats good@
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ah!
What a simple little mind.
Brainwashed by our Muslim media.
PRIMVS INTER PARES,
June 19th, 2007 at 10:46 pmI am Hispanic/Italian Roman Catholic.
I love dogs, eat pork and drink liquor.
Hardly Muslim activities don’t you think!
“the grammitically challenged”?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
ooops… GRAMMATICALLY… it’s grammatically… geez, I’m really living down to my name tonight…
June 19th, 2007 at 10:47 pmEwwww… and women complain about men…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
I never complain about men. :)
Besides — Ann started it!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:47 pmSpeaking of O-rings. How is Paris holding up in jail?
June 19th, 2007 at 10:48 pmCan we talk more about vagina symbols please. Hey Joker, until you tell me about some natives all the history around here was made by nonindigenous interlopers. Please try to be consistent.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:48 pmThe Joker,
June 19th, 2007 at 10:49 pmYou atre a Irainian Magenta!!!
Ytyou don’t not deny it!!!
The US will takwe you down
and torture yuo to the full
extent of the law!!!
This is why I never order onion rings in a restaurant. It’s like an orgy in a basket.
Comment by gummitch
That’s great….I have tears running down my face, cuz I’m laughing so damned hard. :D
June 19th, 2007 at 10:49 pmYeah? Well I have to live with her! :D
Lucky me!
Comment by Wayne A. Schneider
Uh, Wayne? Don’t look now, but she’s standing r-i-i-ight behind you, w/ what looks to be a rolling pin in one hand and…
Oooooh… THAT’S gonna show in the morning! Anybody got some ice??
June 19th, 2007 at 10:50 pmKetchup or fry sauce for the lube?
Comment by Zooey
Ewwww… and women complain about men…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
popcorn, but no soda, laughing that hard, LMAO
June 19th, 2007 at 10:50 pmBesides — Ann started it!
Comment by Zooey
Hillary Did It Too!â„¢
June 19th, 2007 at 10:51 pm“eww. I just ate some onion rings a little while ago.”
Comment by kelso — June 19, 2007 @ 10:46 pm
And you know that the next time you have onion rings, you’re going to be thinking about this thread. Mmmm, onion rings…(drool)
June 19th, 2007 at 10:51 pmOooooh… THAT’S gonna show in the morning! Anybody got some ice??
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Heh. Jane’s cool. She’s probably got him in a liplock right now. :D
June 19th, 2007 at 10:51 pmI love dogs, eat pork and drink liquor.
Hardly Muslim activities don’t you think!
Comment by The Joker
Geez, did I read that right? Did he just say he likes getting porked by drunken dogs?
June 19th, 2007 at 10:52 pmYou atre a Irainian Magenta!!!
Comment by PRIMVS INTER PARES — June 19, 2007 @ 10:49 pm
Then how come his wad was blue?
June 19th, 2007 at 10:53 pmHillary Did It Too!â„¢
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
I wonder if Ann thinks about Hillary’s vag?
June 19th, 2007 at 10:54 pmThis is why I never order onion rings in a restaurant. It’s like an orgy in a basket.
Comment by gummitch
That’s great….I have tears running down my face, cuz I’m laughing so damned hard. :D
Comment by Zooey
What was that radio commercial a couple of years ago??? “It’s like there’s a party in my mouth”? Gummitch, you s/b writing copy ffor ads.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:54 pmI love dogs, eat pork and drink liquor.
Hardly Muslim activities don’t you think!
Comment by The Joker
Geez, did I read that right? Did he just say he likes getting porked by drunken dogs?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — June 19, 2007 @ 10:52 pm
No, you got that backwards. He likes getting dogs drunk and porking them.
I seem to have this strange knot on my head. Anyone know how I got it? :)
June 19th, 2007 at 10:56 pmThen how come his wad was blue?
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Awww, that just means he is a Dem after all…
June 19th, 2007 at 10:56 pmOooooh… THAT’S gonna show in the morning! Anybody got some ice??
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — June 19, 2007 @ 10:50 pm
Not where I gave him the rolling pin! :-D
June 19th, 2007 at 10:56 pmPhoton Entanglement. What’s your truth? -Joker
Don’t study just one subject. I suggest reading Timaeus for you at this point and think about the shape (not the religion) of the Ankh
Just follow your thoughts, if a word causes you pause, stop and follow it.
June 19th, 2007 at 10:57 pmWhat was that radio commercial a couple of years ago??? “It’s like there’s a party in my mouth� Gummitch, you s/b writing copy ffor ads.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Oh stop, you’re killing me. :D
Party in the mouth works….for both…
Gotta go! :-D
June 19th, 2007 at 10:57 pmHey Gang, way funny..Time to catch Stuart….Blessings
June 19th, 2007 at 10:58 pmThe Joker would be more suited for the Euthydemus!!!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:59 pmHeh. Jane’s cool. She’s probably got him in a liplock right now. :D
Comment by Zooey — June 19, 2007 @ 10:51 pm
Not with two computer screens between us!;-)
Gotta go watch Daily Show – we’ll be baaaaccckkk!
June 19th, 2007 at 10:59 pmNo, you got that backwards. He likes getting dogs drunk and porking them.
Well, I have to admit, I do suffer from lysdexia…
I seem to have this strange knot on my head. Anyone know how I got it? :)
Comment by Wayne A. Schneider
I have no idea… I just know tht when I get up in the morning, I’m going to feel so embarrassed about what I did last night…
June 19th, 2007 at 10:59 pmHey Gang, way funny..Time to catch Stuart….Blessings
Yup…time to turn to the only source of news I trust. :P
June 19th, 2007 at 11:00 pmIndeed, and a team of surgeons labored for hours to remove the pin…
June 19th, 2007 at 11:00 pmThe Joker would be more suited for the Euthydemus!!!
Comment by PRIMVS INTER PARES
What about Euthanesia???
June 19th, 2007 at 11:02 pmComment by shane — June 19, 2007 @ 10:29 pm
His wad was BLUE? He’d better see someone about that, too!
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
I saw that as I pushed “post”. But since you put it that way, I think it works.
June 19th, 2007 at 11:03 pmThe onion ring is a vagina? Good god, the woman is demented.
June 19th, 2007 at 11:04 pmL O L – it’s not just Althouse’s obsession, it’s ANY Republican’s obsession. See, Bill gets the ladies, Republicans are scared of women, so resort to underage boys, and animals of various strips.
Obsession solved.
June 19th, 2007 at 11:06 pmI love dogs, eat pork and drink liquor.
Hardly Muslim activities don’t you think!
Comment by The Joker
As do I =) Cheers! I am having a bit of vodka as I type.
The Earth holds an aura, as does each person here. WHY? What is Flux flow and Phos Joker? Is not the styx a line of flux? Is your Aura then a soul or spirit? Thales (Greek) thought a magnet could hold a soul. Can it?
The Joker would be more suited for the Euthydemus!!!Comment by PRIMVS INTER PARES
I think somedays I should be suited for that as well =)
June 19th, 2007 at 11:07 pmHa what a fool I pitty you!
Comment by The Joker
I can live with that. But what exactly does “pitty” mean?
June 19th, 2007 at 11:07 pmI seem to have this strange knot on my head. Anyone know how I got it? :)
Comment by Wayne A. Schneider
Chewing Pretzels? Segway maybe?
June 19th, 2007 at 11:08 pmWhat about Euthanesia???
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — June 19, 2007 @ 11:02 pm
Sure, let’s make him one of the youth in Asia.
June 19th, 2007 at 11:10 pmSure, let’s make him one of the youth in Asia.
Comment by Wayne A. Schneider
Actually, it looks like that may be where he learned English.
June 19th, 2007 at 11:12 pmComment by Photon Entanglement — June 19, 2007 @ 11:07 pm
I think The Joker is Euthydemus!
June 19th, 2007 at 11:13 pmRepublicans are scared of women, so resort to underage boys, and animals of various strips.
Obsession solved.
Comment by Namtillaku
Republics are not afraid of women, Namtillaku. They simply prefer little boys… and uderaged lifestock… and anything that can be blown up…
June 19th, 2007 at 11:13 pmNo, you got that backwards. He likes getting dogs drunk and porking them.
I seem to have this strange knot on my head. Anyone know how I got it? :)
Comment by Wayne A. Schneider
I thought Joker said he liked getting porked, eating dogs and drinking piss. Does that mean he is a muslim?
June 19th, 2007 at 11:14 pmSure, let’s make him one of the youth in Asia.
Comment by Wayne A. Schneider
Do we really want to do that to the Chinese?
June 19th, 2007 at 11:15 pmNow what I want to see is Hillary sitting back with a big big glass of wine and discussing American Idol….
June 19th, 2007 at 11:17 pmI thought Joker said he liked getting porked, eating dogs and drinking piss. Does that mean he is a muslim?
Comment by shane — June 19, 2007 @ 11:14 pm
Indeed it does, shane, it does indeed.
June 19th, 2007 at 11:18 pmtime wasted
June 19th, 2007 at 11:22 pmWasn’t is Freud who said ’sometimes an onion ring is just an onion ring?’
I imagine she gets hot and sweaty over a basket of french fries… crinkle cut for her pleasure…
June 19th, 2007 at 11:36 pmtime wasted Comment by dbadass
June 19th, 2007 at 11:36 pmPor Que?
108:
June 19th, 2007 at 11:41 pmNo offense to the locals as I belong not. It just seemed to be alot of random stuff . It’s all good as I am the interloper but scrolling thru bummed me and may have prevented thoughtful posters from posting.
Comment by dbadass — June 19, 2007 @ 11:22 pm
Sorry, dbadass, but sometimes we just have to cut loose. There’s only so much serious shite that one can take without lightening up for a while. Anger is so draining, but laughter is reviving. :-)
June 19th, 2007 at 11:41 pmWhen the Challenger exploded with an o-ring failure, it was really an orgasm.
June 19th, 2007 at 11:44 pmComment by dbadass
This thread screamed out for jokes to be made about its obsurdity.
I for one LMAO reading.
June 19th, 2007 at 11:45 pmOh I see. And the carrot represents the clitoris?
June 19th, 2007 at 11:48 pmI imagine she gets hot and sweaty over a basket of french fries… crinkle cut for her pleasure…
Comment by DM
Nah, being a good Repub, she’s only interested in Tater Tots…
June 19th, 2007 at 11:52 pmOh I see. And the carrot represents the clitoris?
Comment by designer — June 19, 2007 @ 11:48 pm
Lordy, I hope not!
June 19th, 2007 at 11:53 pmDamn, I missed that quiz. I thought the carrott represented a dildo to the O ring…Oh well, never was into vegies or food…LOL.Blessings..P.S. I guess whip cream is a food,,,Never mind..
June 19th, 2007 at 11:54 pmSorry, dbadass, but sometimes we just have to cut loose. There’s only so much serious shite that one can take without lightening up for a while. Anger is so draining, but laughter is reviving. :-)
Comment by Jane E. Schneider — June 19, 2007 @ 11:41 pm
Go crazy broadway style. Like I said not my place. Just explaining the comment. Do all your things. I find most of you to be wiser than I
June 19th, 2007 at 11:56 pmWait a second… There’s clit jokes?
June 19th, 2007 at 11:57 pmYeah, dbadass, Krusty Klit jokes.
June 19th, 2007 at 11:58 pmThere’s clit jokes?
Comment by dbadass
Not as far as Ann is concerned. Have you looked at her picture? She looks f-ing scary.
June 19th, 2007 at 11:58 pmYeah, dbadass, Krusty Klit jokes.
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Oh Gaaawd… my supper just voted for an early withdrawal from my stomach…
June 20th, 2007 at 12:06 amSomeone please cap that retard. Kidding.
June 20th, 2007 at 12:08 amI going to start ordering my onions rings with k-y jelly on the side.
June 20th, 2007 at 12:13 amCrusty the Clown: Absolutley. Krusty Klit: No No.
June 20th, 2007 at 12:14 amViva Las Vaginas!!
Makes the world go round.
Late in the East…..
I going to start ordering my onions rings with k-y jelly on the side.
Comment by Fools on the Hill
Oh my gawd… it’s… it’s spreading! Quick, someone call the CDC!
June 20th, 2007 at 12:16 amdbadass,
You’ve gotta read the whole thread. :D
June 20th, 2007 at 12:18 amNevermind dbadass, I see you’re up to speed.
Exellent….. :D
June 20th, 2007 at 12:19 amI am never going to be able to eat another onion ring … not ever.
June 20th, 2007 at 12:21 amLate in the East…..
Comment by dbadass — June 20, 2007 @ 12:14 am
Yup, hence the silliness (well, mine and Wayne’s anyway :-p) Which means I should be heading for bed soon. So, as Krusty’s tombstone says, “See ya real soon, kids!”
Goodnight, dbadass!
June 20th, 2007 at 12:21 amAnn certainly doesn’t know she has a clit! That’s her problem!
June 20th, 2007 at 12:21 amBoy that Joker was a piece of work… nicely done, gang.
Boy that Joker was a piece of work… nicely done, gang.
Comment by SKdeA
Yep… we chumped him but good. Who’s next? Who’s next?
June 20th, 2007 at 12:24 amI am never going to be able to eat another onion ring … not ever.
Comment by shane
Heh. They’re not good for us anyway. :D
June 20th, 2007 at 12:25 amSKdeA, how come you always seem to join in just as Wayne and I have to leave? :-(
Stop by Wayne’s blog, he’s got another song parody for your enjoyment.
June 20th, 2007 at 12:27 amIn addition to the Non Sequitur Mchine with the Freudian Fixations, we have another nutty professor here in Madison: Reid Bryson is 87 and helped lay the groundwork for modern theories of global warming. Years ago, I had him as a professor, and he was known as a brilliant scientist and a wonderful teacher. He was a poet of climate, a lyricist of weather, a mesmerizing lecturer about climate’s impact on humans and vice versa. Now he bad-mouths Al Gore and his skeptical statements are widely quoted by the know-nothing right. What happened? The University of Wisconsin emeritus prof outlived his expertise and found himself stranded on the far side of a paradigm shift.
Given Reid Bryson’s past achievements, we can probably cut him some slack, since he is 87 years old. Ann Althouse is not.
June 20th, 2007 at 12:28 amFeminist Shaming Language.
Wow, what a surprise.
June 20th, 2007 at 12:36 amI’m surprised that after all of thes posts, no one got it!
Think about it like this:
Onion rings………okay, now……….waiiiiit………here it comes……….
Vagina!
Get it?
June 20th, 2007 at 12:36 amIf they were getting it, they (read I/you) wouldn’t be reading all the posts!
June 20th, 2007 at 12:46 amYeah, Althouse is yet another conservative twit with unhealthy obsessions involving human body parts, bodily functions, and -obviously – sex.
Of course, they will deny having any such obsession even as they write, perorate, and pontificate on the subject.
Althouse needs some serious professional help (the letter “O” is a vagina symbol!?. WTF?!?)
June 20th, 2007 at 1:33 amAnn Althouse is a complete idiot. Why the University of Wisconsin keeps such an imbecile on the faculty is unknown. Maybe she has tenure (Pity her students). Maybe the University is afraid to fire her because she would invoke discrimination.
In any event, the woman is not very bright and, worse, she seems to be unhinged mentally and to be an alcoholic. Why law school students even show up in her classes is a mistery.
June 20th, 2007 at 2:04 amStop by Wayne’s blog, he’s got another song parody for your enjoyment.
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Thanks,but no thanks. I’d rather watch paint dry.
June 20th, 2007 at 3:02 am#
SKdeA, how come you always seem to join in just as Wayne and I have to leave? :-(
Stop by Wayne’s blog, he’s got another song parody for your enjoyment.
Comment by Jane E. Schneider — June 20, 2007 @ 12:27 am
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June 20th, 2007 at 3:04 amI’m a West Coast girl! And a lot of the time, i get home late from gigs. I also feel a little left out when al the fun is over by the time I check in!
Went to Wayne’s BTW, it’s looking good!
Thanks,but no thanks. I’d rather watch paint dry.
Comment by dbadass — June 20, 2007 @ 3:02 am
She wasn’t inviting you, troll.
June 20th, 2007 at 3:06 amSorry dbadass, I mistook your handle for a troll that has been bothering me here and elsewhere lately… I have an appointment at the optometrists tomorrow and it ain’t a moment too soon!
June 20th, 2007 at 3:21 amBut you have to admit, you were being kind of rude to Jane…
June 20th, 2007 at 3:22 amWow,
This whole post makes me feel dirty.
I kinda like it *blush*
June 20th, 2007 at 3:40 amNever knew you were an onion ring kind of guy…
June 20th, 2007 at 4:00 amNever knew you were an onion ring kind of guy…
Comment by SKdeA — June 20, 2007 @ 4:00 am
I love them I gotta say. Sometimes they are hard to get, but if you know the right places, your set. You don’t want to go to a place that’s too classy cause the ones there are way overpriced and not worth it. You also don’t want the fast food variety (If your in a pinch they are ok) but the taste leaves a bit to be desired. The best place I found was this little bar by the house. Always fresh and you can do carryout, so you can take them home and eat them in front of the TV.
June 20th, 2007 at 4:16 amYou think her comments are bad? Just try reading the bilge Maureen Dowd dumps into the New York Times every few days.
Dowd is obsessed with the Clintons and their marriage and is clearly doing her best to sabotage Hilllary–as well as Obama, and Edwards (it’s a trifecta). She needs therapy. Her latest is particularly noisome:
http://select.nytimes.com/2007/06/20/opinion/20dowd.html?hp
June 20th, 2007 at 8:17 amNow I’m even more certain that I’m gay. It never occurred to me that onion rings had a symbolic vaginal context. Mothers, don’t let your children eat french fries.
June 20th, 2007 at 8:27 amI’m gettin’ a large order of rings, then lick ‘em til they cum.
June 20th, 2007 at 8:47 amOh. My. God.
Talk about projection. Would she like a visit from Bill?
Lordy, Lordy, please help those students whose minds she is shaping.
Oh. My. God.
June 20th, 2007 at 8:55 amSymbolism, who wouldn’t thought it:
Jerry Falwell: Teletubbie with thing on head = gay.
Althouse: Onion ring = vagina.
Now, all we need is an interpretation of the symbolism for George Bush!
June 20th, 2007 at 8:59 amAs she is now a resident of Wisconsin, I’m wondering if Ann has any views on the sexual connotations of deep fried cheese curds.
June 20th, 2007 at 9:01 am(Curd Blossoms?)
June 20th, 2007 at 9:02 amI have friends who attended UW Law School and took classes with Prof. Althouse. She is a hack of a professor who “taught” Constitutional law by reading problem sets out of the textbook. No other dialogue between her and the students. A weak legal mind who is living off the teat of the Wisconsin taxpayers.
June 20th, 2007 at 9:22 amdiodorus siculus
made himself ridiculus
he thought a thimble
was a phallic symbol
(i think x.j. kennedy wrote that)
June 20th, 2007 at 9:27 amI must be totally naive or totally repressed. I have never associated onion rings with vagina. In fact, onion rings are my favorite side when I give in to the urge to feed my need for something bad to eat. Does this mean I am a lesbian?
June 20th, 2007 at 9:34 amNo Candyce, your probably a closet vegan…Blessings
June 20th, 2007 at 10:49 amStop by Wayne’s blog, he’s got another song parody for your enjoyment.
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Thanks,but no thanks. I’d rather watch paint dry.
Comment by dbadass — June 20, 2007 @ 3:02 am
Damn! I thought I was the only dbadass. Apparently there is one awake at 3:02 am. I’ll bet I’m a bigger badass than you. Wanna find out?
June 20th, 2007 at 12:30 pmThanks,but no thanks. I’d rather watch paint dry.
Comment by dbadass — June 20, 2007 @ 3:02 am
She wasn’t inviting you, troll.
Comment by SKdeA — June 20, 2007 @ 3:06 am
No problem as the invite must have been for the weaker version of “dbadass”.
June 20th, 2007 at 12:32 pmBut you have to admit, you were being kind of rude to Jane…
Comment by SKdeA — June 20, 2007 @ 3:22 am
My apologies to Jane. No intent intended
June 20th, 2007 at 12:33 pmFunny, onion rings always remind me of j.c. on the cross…I know, its all very sexual, but I must confess…maybe jerry fellatiowell can cure me from his perch in onionville, worstcuntsis
June 20th, 2007 at 1:05 pmmy previous post was just to demonstrate that i canbe as crazy as any old law professor in the hinterlands…
June 20th, 2007 at 1:06 pmThis from a law professor who wrote a law review article entitled “Standing in Fuzzy Slippers.” (Full Disclosure: I graduated from University of Wisconsin law school, and Prof. Althouse was near uniformly considered something of an intellectual light-weight.) On the other hand, I have enjoyed Althouse’s blogging about American Idol, a topic that fits her intellectual skills.
June 20th, 2007 at 5:08 pmROTFLMAO
June 20th, 2007 at 5:21 pmStop by Wayne’s blog, he’s got another song parody for your enjoyment.
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Thanks,but no thanks. I’d rather watch paint dry.
Comment by dbadass — June 20, 2007 @ 3:02 am
She wasn’t inviting you, troll.
Comment by SKdeA — June 20, 2007 @ 3:06 am
Actually, I welcome anyone to come read my blog and leave comments, provided you want to be serious. Not only is it there for your mild amusement, but I like to hone my debating skills by trying to refute the other side’s arguments on the serious stuff. If someone seriously believes I’m mistaken about something, by all means, say so and why. If I find that I’m wrong, then I’ll have to reconsider my views. Which shows I’m a liberal.
And you are always welcome to come visit, SKdeA. Now that I’m back to regular blogging, the muse has been hitting me again.
June 20th, 2007 at 7:00 pmI am, or to be correct, was, one of Ann Althouse’s students 20 odd years ago.
Ann Althouse a conservative?
An iconoclast, yes; conservative, no.
And lest any seek to right me off as a light weight, I claim the accepted elitist badges of status: Law Review and top 10%.
You guys are outta your league.
June 20th, 2007 at 9:53 pmRegent, Tom?
June 20th, 2007 at 11:40 pm#167: 20 years ago? How about a recent one: I was a law student at UW just two years ago. Althouse is a professor to be avoided. As I stated earlier, her method of “teaching” is to read questions out of the text.
Her skills are best used watching American Idol.
She’s yet another hypocritical Conservative who lives off the backs of the taxpayers (UW is a public university).
June 21st, 2007 at 5:59 pmCompletely OT: Tundra, if you’re out there, I’m a little more awake now.
June 24th, 2007 at 3:07 pm#169. 20 years ago Ann Althouse was a dynamo – entertaining, thought provoking and insightful all at once.
If she is indeed just marking time now, that is truly unfortunate.
June 24th, 2007 at 8:59 pm