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Another Friday resignation at the DoJ.

By Faiz Shakir on Jun 29th, 2007 at 7:29 pm

Another Friday resignation at the DoJ.

“A Justice Department official who was eyed as a possible replacement for one of several fired U.S. attorneys announced her resignation Friday. Rachel Brand, the assistant attorney general in the Office of Legal Policy, will step down July 9, the department said in a statement.” Last week, Steve Benen recounted three other DoJ officials who have recently announced their resignations on Fridays.

UPDATE: Reuters reports Brand became “the seventh official to quit the department since the Democratic-led Congress launched an investigation in March into the firing of nine federal prosecutors.”



89 Responses to “Another Friday resignation at the DoJ.”

  1. big papa says:

    Bush Department of Justice…

    …hmmmm…

    …a self-fulfilling prophecy…


  2. Mr. President says:

    Oh really!!!?

    On a Friday!!!?

    Ya don’t say!!!?

    Well that is interesting.

    Did I mention…

    NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?


  3. Jeff says:

    Nobody cares except the President and his team of lawyers quaking in their boots over the commotion his illegal, politicization of the Department of Justice has caused.

    This administration is going to be revealed as a lawless, power-hungry enemy of the people soon enough.


  4. veritas says:

    TGIF!! They’re dropping like flies….and anyone with a brain is getting of dodge before Bush can drag them all down the tubes with him.


  5. fairyduster says:

    Looks like the Dept. of Just Us Repugs is fumigating itself.


  6. veritas says:

    And the only thing the people will remember about this lameduck administration is that they accomplished absolutely nothing positive and became the most corrupt administration EVER in the history of the country.


  7. veritas says:

    They need fumigation – heavy fumigation – because they’re all cockroaches!!


  8. veritas says:

    And soon Bush’s self-fulfilling prophesy will become a reality: The only two beside him will be Laura and his dog! Er….that would make two dogs then, wouldn’t it? Hot diggity-dog! It’ll be a “dog day afternoon” for the Shrub with two dogs by his side.


  9. Damian says:

    Watch out for the propellers, formerly-loyal Bushies!


  10. Doc Rock says:

    Rachel, a good friend of the “Patriot Act.” She’ll be missed! Subpoenas ready?


  11. fairyduster says:

    Oh yeah. The Dems turned on the subpeona light and they scatter like cockroaches.

    Eewww. Gonna take a lot of cleaning after these insects are gone.


  12. DM says:

    Resigned
    “superb leader”
    “fresh perspective”
    “trusted adviser and friend”
    “deeply grateful”
    “the timing is right for new leadership”
    heck of a job


  13. Bob (not the hacker) says:

    just another republican turd spiraling down toilet.


  14. War4Sale says:

    Brilliant stratergy! The entire department will resign so there won’t be anyone left to subpoena!


  15. big papa says:

    And the only thing the people will remember about this lameduck administration is that they accomplished absolutely nothing positive and became the most corrupt administration EVER in the history of the country.

    Comment by veritas #6

    …not necessarily…

    …there’s a BILL coming due…

    …and guess who’s stuckwith it?


  16. Zooey says:

    Another rat leaves the sinking DoJ ship.

    Send her a subpoena.


  17. Zep Tepi says:

    NOBODY CARES!!
    Comment by Mr. President

    You mean you don’t care.


  18. Office of the Dean of Trolls says:

    Roachal “Crappy” Brand – Resigned

    Roachal Paulose (the devilish version of “Pelosi”) – Termination pending.

    How many found this amusing?


  19. willyloman says:

    Just resigning to make more room for a Regent grad! Praise Jesus!


  20. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

    Comment by Mr. President

    Ooooh, I don’t know about THAT. As a matter of fact (**snicker, snicker**), some of us find it rather amusing!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    TGIF!


  21. War4Sale says:

    Hi, Mr. President!

    I’ll see you at the signing ceremony!!!

    : )


  22. Mr. President says:

    Comment by War4Sale — June 29, 2007 @ 8:18 pm

    What? Am I buyin’ another war?

    How much?

    Awww, who cares, that’s what taxes are for… heheheh


  23. Katie says:

    Rats deserting a sinking ship. I sure would not want to be in the justice department these days. And why is that? Because I am an honest person with integrity and those are certainly not qualities that are admired in this Justice Department.


  24. WH Chief of Staph says:

    Mr. Dependant, sir?

    The applicants for the numerous justice department vacancies are here, sir.
    Yes, sir, it would help if you got dressed, sir.
    Yes, sir.
    Out on the White House lawn, sir.
    I understand, sir, it’s just that if we keep them waiting any longer, they’ll eat all the grass down to the roots, sir.

    And, it is my duty to inform you that the parents of the pre-schoolers you appointed over recess have voiced their disbelief, their dismay, and their disgust with you, sir.
    Very good, sir, I will inform them.
    Will that be for a two year, or a four year tour of duty sir?
    Sir?


  25. Mr. President says:

    Comment by WH Chief of Staph — June 29, 2007 @ 8:34 pm

    Go away!

    Thinkin’s to hard right know with this whole alkaida thing. Go talk t’ Cheney he always knows what t’ do.


  26. shane says:

    Just resigning to make more room for a Regent grad! Praise Jesus!

    Comment by willyloman

    Now that’s funny.


  27. BARTLEBEE says:

    I wonder how many people noticed, that on the day the White House was issued subpoenas by Congress, which story topped the headlines, there is suddenly this massive car bomb plot, foiled in England? Which now tops the headlines?

    Just sayin…..


  28. BARTLEBEE says:

    Darn accomodating those terrorists… to coordinate every attack with when the Bush administration is in trouble.

    Of course, maybe I’m not being fair. Maybe they’re just always in trouble.


  29. Hardy Haberman says:

    Wake me when it’s Cheney and Gonzo.


  30. Tom3 says:

    The rats are leaving the sinking Chimp.


  31. big papa says:

    there is suddenly this massive car bomb plot, foiled in England? Which now tops the headlines?

    Just sayin…..

    Comment by BARTLEBEE #27

    …yeah BB…

    …the damn ffp media’s BLOWING UP…

    …this story…

    …about so-called car bombs…

    …that couldn’t BLOW UP sh*t!

    …these guys are BRILLIANT!

    …or is that we (in the captive audience) are just too dense?


  32. trueblue says:

    Did Someone Say Rachel?

    Where?

    She’s back?

    …Oh… we’re talking about the DOJ…..

    **Whew**
    Thank Whomever.

    I thought perhaps crazy Rachel was back……


  33. Armando Gomez says:

    Stay tune for next week thrilling resignation. Same Bush time, same Bush station.


  34. CT_V1, Dean of Trolls says:

    Comment by WH Chief of Staph

    If you haven’t viewed my introductory postings, sir, the goal is now to ease trolling relations here at TP. I was hoping we could work with you to achieve these goals and so many others. This is an exciting time, sir.


  35. Mr. President ® says:

    Comment by CT_V1, Dean of Trolls — June 29, 2007 @ 8:55 pm

    Don’t mind him CT, he’s harmless.


  36. CT_V1, Dean of Trolls says:

    Comment by Mr. President ®

    I’m aware of my flunkiness as a dean, sir, but can you stuff a pretzel in it and allow me to perform my duties?


  37. GSD says:

    Looks like DIck Cheney’s Poodle, George W. is going to be left with Fredo Gonzales and Detective Frank Drebin.

    Heckuva job.

    -GSD


  38. Mr. President ® says:

    I’m aware of my flunkiness as a dean, sir, but can you stuff a pretzel in it and allow me to perform my duties?

    Comment by CT_V1, Dean of Trolls — June 29, 2007 @ 9:01 pm

    Fine, perform away.

    I’m just sayin’ that my Chief is harmless.


  39. CT_V1, Dean of Trolls says:

    Comment by Mr. President ®

    I think you’ll need to replace your chief. Is he always this assertive?


  40. dlet says:

    So how many Friday’s are until the Chimp is out. That’s a lotta people going bye-bye. Thing is these Bush-bots will find employment…good employment. They have no personal insight that the reason they are leaving is that they know they are doing something slimy and wrong but they won’t change their spots.


  41. Mr. President ® says:

    Comment by CT_V1, Dean of Trolls — June 29, 2007 @ 9:08 pm

    He seems like a “pseudo-anti-troll troll” so I like him.


  42. CT_V1, Dean of Trolls says:

    Comment by Mr. President ® — June 29, 2007 @ 9:14 pm

    That’s a sound description, Mr. President, a sound description.

    That anti-troll troll is creative, too.


  43. Katie says:

    “I wonder how many people noticed, that on the day the White House was issued subpoenas by Congress, which story topped the headlines, there is suddenly this massive car bomb plot, foiled in England? Which now tops the headlines?”

    I noticed. Karl is really sad that he had to sacrifice a Mercedes to get the publicity. But, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.


  44. Zooey says:

    I noticed. Karl is really sad that he had to sacrifice a Mercedes to get the publicity. But, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
    Comment by Katie

    At least he’s not kidnapping white girls anymore.

    His basement is full up.


  45. Tom3 says:

    Chimpy is limping and quacking.


  46. big papa says:

    At least he’s not kidnapping white girls anymore.

    His basement is full up.

    Comment by Zooey #44

    DAMN!

    …that’s gotta smart…

    Zooey…

    …Karl’s got kids… :-p


  47. dlet says:

    At least he’s not kidnapping white girls anymore.
    Comment by Zooey

    Zooey…c’mon. Even Frist could diagnose Rover over the Tube better. ;)


  48. GSD says:

    Bush is a lame duck and Cheney is a limp Dick.

    -GSD


  49. Zooey says:

    …Karl’s got kids… :-p
    Comment by big papa — June 29, 2007 @ 9:52 pm

    Heh. Too harsh?

    Zooey…c’mon. Even Frist could diagnose Rover over the Tube better. ;)
    Comment by dlet

    He doesn’t kidnap them for himself! He kidnaps them so the news will search endlessly for the missing white girls! :-D


  50. big papa says:

    He doesn’t kidnap them for himself! He kidnaps them so the news will search endlessly for the missing white girls! :-D

    Comment by Zooey #49

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    …Ahhh…

    …so THAT’s how it works…


  51. dlet says:

    Zooey…my point is with the missing white girls assumption……Rove definitely is the creepiest of the creepies.


  52. dlet says:

    …so THAT’s how it works…
    Comment by big papa

    Sorry. I am not paying attention either. Too late at night and I am doing ten things at once.


  53. JPark says:

    “Awww, who cares, that’s what taxes are for… heheheh”

    No Mr. President, you and I are not paying for this “war”. Our children and grandchildren (and on down the line) are because Bush is too much of a coward to raise taxes for his pathetic little ego trip.


  54. Zooey says:

    big papa & dlet,

    Now you’re getting it!! :)


  55. dlet says:

    This is a really slow night…what everybody else has something better to do on a Friday night? I get a rare occasion to peruse the internets and no juicy topics? Oh well such is as such is.


  56. Jay Randal says:

    When Bush and Cheney resign, then I will be very interested, but not for small GOPer fish.


  57. shane says:

    big papa & dlet,

    Now you’re getting it!! :)

    Comment by Zooey

    Z – you had us all stumped. I was just getting ready to say, huh? Thanks for helping us out.


  58. barfly says:

    Another rat leaves the sinking DoJ ship.

    Comment by Zooey

    I started reading this thread, hoping no-one would use this hackneyed cliche’. I’m sure there are many original phrases to be found to describe the lice currently infesting the body politic. Can we all agree to bury the rat analogy?


  59. Zooey says:

    Z – you had us all stumped. I was just getting ready to say, huh? Thanks for helping us out.
    Comment by shane

    Oy…..I thought people would get that one right away!
    I’m my own greatest fan, I guess. :D


  60. Godzirra says:

    We need to rise up and take back our country!

    Hold on, let me try to get past this level of Doom 4â„¢ and THEN we can rise up.


  61. DM says:

    #59 ~ I can’t rise up right now, I’m healing Karazan …


  62. Godzirra says:

    Damn serpents of Arakesh, those teeth are sharp.

    Ok, I got past that level and did a save, now lets TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!

    Ill have to ask my capitalist dad if I can borrow his Beemer.


  63. Briseadh na Faire says:

    She clerked for U.S. Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy and Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court Justice Charles Fried. Rachel received her J.D. from Harvard Law School, where she was Deputy Editor-in-Chief of the Harvard Journal of Law & Public Policy.

    Granted Harvard Law School has taken it’s hits for being the Alma Mater of Alberto Gonzales, but Ms. Brand’s bio indicates she was one of the best. Only the top 1-2% can even apply to clerk for a Supreme Court Justice.

    Question: Why aren’t the Regent’s Grads quitting?


  64. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    And the only thing the people will remember about this lameduck administration is that they… became the most corrupt administration EVER in the history of the country.

    Comment by veritas

    CUT TO: Huge crowd of GOP fanatics shouting “We’re No 1, We’re No 1″ in an orgiastic frenzy…


  65. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    …about so-called car bombs…

    …that couldn’t BLOW UP sh*t!

    Comment by big papa

    Dude, they should have used a Pinto!!!


  66. Zooey says:

    Question: Why aren’t the Regent’s Grads quitting?
    Comment by Briseadh na Faire

    Who else would hire them? :D


  67. JPark says:

    Hehe, that is true, Zooey. Falwell is dead and Robertson only has so many openings.


  68. Zooey says:

    ….Robertson only has so many openings.
    Comment by JPark

    Ewwwww….


  69. JPark says:

    Oh, Zooey, I am the king of double entendre’s but I totally missed that one!!!! Ewwwwww!!!!


  70. JPark says:

    That must have been a fluke, Zoo. There is nobody sicker than me :)


  71. Marie says:

    “I wonder how many people noticed, that on the day the White House was issued subpoenas by Congress, which story topped the headlines, there is suddenly this massive car bomb plot, foiled in England? Which now tops the headlines?”

    I am sure a lot of us noticed. I also note that there is really not a lot to tell about this potential danger. Nothing worked as it was purportedly planned — ordinary items were used — this was a home-grown scheme that could have been deadly, but probably not to the extent that the media would have us believe.
    It also is not a threat that could ahve been prevented by “fighting them over there instead of over here.” These are the kinds of things that we have had little effect upon.
    Meanwhile, the press is having a field day with their 24/7 coverage and again, we have seen that effectively drown any other story of consequence and significance to the general public. Paris Hilton is out of the news temporarily, so a terror threat had to take place — something had to take the focus off the corrupt Dick Cheney, the 7th resignation from the DOJ, the subpoenaes being issued, and the growing negativity of the dead duck president.
    Enter the compliant media.


  72. Zooey says:

    That must have been a fluke, Zoo. There is nobody sicker than me :)
    Comment by JPark

    I know!! Are you feeling alright? :D

    Need some onion rings?


  73. Marie says:

    There is a replay on Olbermann beginning now — he has Larry Johnson on, expressing the same kinds of doubts and skepticism about today’s bomb threat as many of here.


  74. JPark says:

    Zoo, amazingly, my little town of 13000 makes onion rings. The smell is heavenly (unlike the last town I lived in…they made dog food).


  75. dlet says:

    I worked in downtown Buffalo once. They made Cheerios there. Mmmmmm. Was a great drive into work.


  76. Zooey says:

    Zoo, amazingly, my little town of 13000 makes onion rings. The smell is heavenly (unlike the last town I lived in…they made dog food).
    Comment by JPark

    Lucky you! I live across the highway from the University cow barns. Yum!

    You’re not catching my meaning about the onion rings. :D

    http://thinkprogress.org/2007/06/19/althouses-clinton-obsession/

    That was a nasty hijacking!


  77. JPark says:

    LOL, Zoo, most of my life I have lived next to farms (I am a very small town guy) but I am thankful they weren’t pig farms. YUK!!!!!!!


  78. JPark says:

    Zoo, I didn’t get that meaning, Zoo. I never saw that. I have to say I wouldn’t have missed anything if I had still never seen it. I still love my town smelling like Ore-Rida :)


  79. Zooey says:

    JPark,

    I lived outside a little town in Louisiana where I had to drive past a pig farm to get into town. DIS-GUS-TING!!

    Mmmmmm, Ore-Ida. I could definitely live with that.

    Goodnight!


  80. JPark says:

    Ore-Ida (McCains) smells so good. It is one reason I love living where I do. I work at the dog food town. Fortunately, I work far enough away that I never smell it. Ugh. Night, Zoo!!!!


  81. RUCerious says:

    Perhaps the pied piper of Hamilin would be available to pipe the rats out of the DOJ??


  82. JPark says:

    RU, the Ore-Rida of Fort is willing!!!


  83. RUCerious says:

    JPark, bring a fife, flute and french horn, then, cuz there’s a shitload of rats ready to desert the stinkin ship.


  84. JPark says:

    I am just going to go with the smell of my town, RU. I wonder if there is a competition for best smelling town.


  85. Briseadh na Faire says:

    RU – I play the French Horn, and the Bagpipes, but not both at the same time!


  86. Briseadh na Faire says:

    I wonder, do you think it possible to ask all the attorneys in the DoJ who are not “Loyal Bushies” to quit, en masse?

    Surely the career attorneys could obtain employment in the private sector.


  87. JPark says:

    BnF, you would know better about that then I. Could most AUSAs make more dough in the private sector? (assuming they don’t have a conscience and decide to go into the public sector)


  88. James Reed says:

    rats jumping off a sinking ship


  89. KG Prophet says:

    Alberto Gonzales wants you to ignore these resignations. He’s doing a heckuva job, you know.

    Move along please…nothing to see here.



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