Australian Prime Minister John Howard, a strong ally of President Bush, is “secretly planning to begin withdrawing” the 1,500 Australian troops from Iraq by February 2008.
Why wait until February, 2008? If something is wrong, it is wrong and needs to be ameliorated as soon as possible, not later. Only more deaths will happen in the interim.
Howard says Iraq pull-out report ‘absurd’, we’ll see if Rudd was right about Howard.
PM to pull Iraq stunt: Rudd
I suspect as part of the election he may announce he’s going to withdraw troops in order to try and get that political monkey off his back.”
The rest of the world doesn’t have a horse in this race and they know it. Even some of the smarter ‘Pubes know it. This is Bush’s vendetta, in addition to the lame attempt to show that tax revenues are best spent on privileged government contractors to conduct a doomed police action. Saddam is dead. Cut it the F loose already and stop wasting American and Iraqi civilian lives.
You would think that after the same reports have surfaced about 40 times over the past 3 years in your own country you might get the idea as to where these reports come from and what their purpose is.
John Howard: I fully support the “war on extreme terroristic activty with thinking to hurt people that have the ideas of mine” but this occupa…I mean war in Iraq is just a breeding ground for us to be there further and by “we” I mean the US. I’m outta there.
Some of these trolls just amaze me how slow they are. Faux Noise, inshannity, orally, and limpballs must be slowly killing what little brain cells they once had.
I smell an upcoming election in Australia, mate. When I was in Australia at the time of the 2004 election in the United States, at least four different times I had it explained to me that “we have John Howard as our leader for the same reason you have Bush – people are too ignorant to look beyond what the bible thumpers are saying.” I hope, given the trouncing that the freedom fighters in Iraq have given to the coalition of the willing (what a joke that name is now!!), John Howard will be the next leader of a nation to fall because of his steadfast support of Bush and his folly in the Middle East.
Thank God you people were not around in 1776.
Comment by Jake —
That’s where you “US is the righteous and bestest” thinkers are so wrong. In 1776 there was an ideology to fight for. You want this conflict to be linked to back then so bad you can taste it and yet it is so wrong you can’t admit it. Killing Muslims doesn’t make our country free as the conflict in 1776 did.
That’s where you “US is the righteous and bestest†thinkers are so wrong. In 1776 there was an ideology to fight for. You want this conflict to be linked to back then so bad you can taste it and yet it is so wrong you can’t admit it. Killing Muslims doesn’t make our country free as the conflict in 1776 did.
Killing Muslims doesn’t make our country free as the conflict in 1776 did.
Comment by dlet
You do realize that was about upper upper class white Englishmen fighting w/ other upper upper class white Englishmen. They never intended to let women vote or own property. Washington died owning 300 slaves, and killing Indians wasn’t even seen as a crime. “Free” is a relative concept.
I smell an upcoming election in Australia, mate. When I was in Australia at the time of the 2004 election in the United States, at least four different times I had it explained to me that “we have John Howard as our leader for the same reason you have Bush – people are too ignorant to look beyond what the bible thumpers are saying.â€
Comment by Ben Dover — July 1, 2007 @ 12:14 am
And if you’d bothered to ask someone outside of the commune you might have gotten a different answer.
Familiar with Russel Crowe’s work bashing up random civilians are you ?
His twin was the leader of the opposition party last election. Except with a less of an economic policy than Russ has.
#36 Kilo meet Jake; Jake meet Kilo. Make up your mind who you’re going to be. Use one TP screen name. So what, the troll population is shrinking, this shouldn’t mean we have to suffer. I’m just sayin…
Australian Prime Minister John Howard said this week that Obama’s plan would encourage terrorists and that Al Qaeda would be praying for a Democrat victory in the 2008 US election.
“Free†is a relative concept.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Believe me I know. I am not here to place the beginnings of our country as the best but it has progressed to be what it is today. Change happens for a reason. Either that reason is for oppression or it is for enlightenment. I like to think we have been on a path for the better with a few “bumps” in the road. My point is only that no country is perfect and when you think yours is…that’s when you lose any opportunity to make your country better.
Those aren’t grave markers.
Those represent Loyal Cheneyites.
Comment by Mr. President
Geez, they’re pretty small loyal Cheneyites. If BigDickâ„¢ were to sit down unexpectedly, he’d crush dozens of his loyal supporters to death all at once. He might even get a couple stuck up his…
Mr. President:
With all due respect, these weird cobbling together of descriptors has become boring at best. I think that if you would provide context and some rational clarity for your over reliance upon them I might begin to understand what you mean to say.
Comment by dbadass — June 30, 2007 @ 11:18 pm
Sorry about the cut/paste but I wish to retract this earlier stance. I think I find the kooky descriptor nonsense superior to the newest weirdness.
Believe me I know. I am not here to place the beginnings of our country as the best but it has progressed to be what it is today. Change happens for a reason. Either that reason is for oppression or it is for enlightenment. I like to think we have been on a path for the better with a few “bumps†in the road. My point is only that no country is perfect and when you think yours is…that’s when you lose any opportunity to make your country better.
Comment by dlet — July 1, 2007 @ 12:36 am
I thought this was worth reading a second time…or a third.
Comment by Mr. President ® — July 1, 2007 @ 12:44 am
“Bring it on” Mr President. More of the same can only continue the interesting pattern of poll numbers. Better yet just clue me into the joke as it must be one
I hope if anyone had anything good to say about John Howard…they’ve already said it. If he’s like chimpy, then their 23 percent is just as bad off as our 23 percent.
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Well since my spelling wasn’t the best in the first place…(damn practice)..not bad. Although you won’t get anything out of it…..maybe just the “I am” stuff.
Ok, what’s it mean comrade?
Comment by Mr. President
Oh. I thought you wanted everyone to show off their foreign language skills. Sorry. I didn’t know I was the one required to translate first since I went second. You really have to post the rules first before you start your little games.
I didn’t know I was the one required to translate first since I went second. You really have to post the rules first before you start your little games.
Comment by dlet — July 1, 2007 @ 1:22 am
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The same sentence was heard back in 2000, just after the first chimpy insertion.
So are you an Islamo-Stalinist, a regular Stalinist, a Leninist, or one of the Narodniki, I’m the latter!!!
Comment by Mr. President
Yeah. Just because I know a foreign language makes me part of a political movement. You are bat-scat crazy. Does that make Condi a terrorist? What makes you think I didn’t actually work for our government?
I thought everyone knew Leviticus in the original Latin, sorry.
Comment by Mr. President
Spoken like a true holy roller. Everyone on the globe should have known Leviticus…even the tribesmen in the Amazon…therefore if they didn’t accept Jebus they will be going to hell.
Spoken like a true holy roller. Everyone on the globe should have known Leviticus…even the tribesmen in the Amazon…therefore if they didn’t accept Jebus they will be going to hell.
Comment by dlet — July 1, 2007 @ 1:28 am
PRAISE THE LORD!!!
You’re gosh darn right!!!
Australian Prime Minister John Howard, a strong ally of President Bush, is “secretly planning to begin withdrawing†the 1,500 Australian troops from Iraq by February 2008.
Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you. Amen.
This here’s the wattle – the emblem of our land.
You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in yer hand
Immanual Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heideger, Heideger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schoepener and Nagel
And Wittengstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schlossed as Schlegel
There’s nothing Neitzche couldn’t teach ya
‘Bout the raisin’ of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On half a pint of shanty was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle
Hobbs was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
“I drink therefore I am.”
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely, little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed.
It’s a telling sign when the aussie’s are pulling out, even if it’s a secrety kind of thing.
Game’s over chymp, and they’re taking their ball home with them.
You’re gonna be standing out in center field all by yourself, taunting an imaginary batter with a “swing batta batta”.
CYCLONE IN PAKISTAN LEAVES ONE MILLION HOMELESS – RIOTS
Unbelievable…. ……….that this news isn’t even a blip on the MSM radar. And that Bush didn’t have anything to say.
PAKISTAN IS RIGHT NEXT TO IRAQ AND OUR TROOPS ARE OUTNUMBERED AS IT IS, THE DESTABILIZATION and the loose Nukes in Pakistan CAUSED BY LACK OF EMERGENCY AID CAN VERY WELL IMPACT OUR TROOPS SAFETY – WHERE IS THE MEDIA!!!
___More than donations the US armed forces have the capacity to move large quantities of food, water, and material quickly.
Transportation is the hard part here, and the simple act of sending in a limited number of helicopters would allow for the Pakastani to move materials much more quickly. And planes allow for moving large amounts of material to staging areas.
I’m certain that we have aircraft in the area.
_______There’s opportunity here as well. Disasters provide an opportunity for enemies to put aside enmity out of a sense of humanity.
More than donations
the US armed forces have the capacity to move large quantities of food, water, and material quickly. Transportation is the hard part here, and the simple act of sending in a limited number of helicopters would allow for the Pakastani to move materials much more quickly. And planes allow for moving large amounts of material to staging areas.
I share your sentiments Elena, but remember who we have in charge here.
Good will is not a concept supported by our leadership.
Helping people in need after a tsunami or a hurricane or any other disaster is an idea rejected by the philosophy of the Bush administration. They believe it is not the Governments responsibility to “help” anyone.
Unless that help comes in the form of a no bid, cost plus contract for Haliburton.
Yes…shooter’s company is johnny on the spot…if you can pay the fee. That’s what our troll friends don’t understand. If you can’t pay the fee…you aint gettin shi+. You better be in that top 1 percent or you’re SOL.
Let’s have Hillary go up against Cheney. NO CONTEST. Hillary WINS.
Your FANTASY of the EVIL Cheney ever being president will be dashed….
Now, the BEST part!!:
She will ARREST the TRAITORS Bush and Cheney for TREASON.
And have them TORTURED in Gitmo until Dick DROPS DEAD from a MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.
Bush will then commit suicide, leaving a note that he is indeed a
COWARD and TRAITOR.
All of the Bush cronies are arrested, and join Scooter Libby, who is now a CRACK WHORE in prison for life, having assaulted a guard…
It will then be reported that Cheney CONFESSED before he expired.
And that he AND Bush ARE TRAITORS, and DESERVE the TORTURE…
And America then can be a GOOD place again!!!!
Have a NICE DAY, azzhole-licker of the IslamoTERROIST TRAITORS Bush and Cheney!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Not so secret now. Ssshh! No one tell the Americans. They are always bunging these kinds of things up.
I think this is in response to Howard’s low poll ratings in the run up to his Prime Minister re-election bid. Guess Australians don’t like the frakken war either.
Sorry for the double post. Wishing people would die is not exactly socially acceptable behaviour. Sometimes it’s how you treat your enemies that defines who or what you are. I don’t want Cheney or Bush or any of these war criminals to die. I want them to go to prison and not be tortured. No human deserves to suffer under a government’s tyranny. Even if they created that tyranny.
Go…go…do the Hague. War Crime Tribunals for all y’all war criminals.
Truman had low approval ratings when he left office because of the Korean War — there was only one direction he could go from there — history will be the judge of Bush as well.
Are you claiming Australia has not lost any soldiers in Iraq? There have been at least 284 allied soldiers killed in Iraq: Australia 2. Bulgaria 13. Czech Republic 1. Denmark 7. El Salvador 5. Estonia 2. Hungary 1. Italy 33. Kazakhstan 1. Latvia 3. Netherlands 2. Poland 20. Romania 2. Slovakia 4. South Korea 1. Spain 11. Thailand 2. Ukraine 18. United Kingdom 156. As of 28 June 2007.
After four years, 3,600 America soldiers’ deaths, and $2 Billion per week, George Bush still can’t convince America to give a shit about Iraq. With this type of investment, one has to wonder if “victory” is what Bush is really after? Besiides, would any sane man let guys like Rumsfeld, Perle and Wolfowitz dtermine his “legacy” in history?
11/06/05 Nary, David Russell Kuwait Non-hostile – vehicle accident
Comment by Jake — July 1, 2007 @ 6:00 am
Why not ?
One guy wasn’t in combat and got run over.
The other was checking his emails and thought it would be funny to put his pistol to his head and do a really great impression of blowing his brains out.
no honor among thieves
June 30th, 2007 at 11:03 pmSecretly withdraw?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:03 pmHow the fu(k would you do that, in the middle of the night or something>?
Oh, maybe there’s an election coming up down under?
Oh, the mighty Coalition of the Willing. The rest of the world is smelling the BS that the loyal ‘Pubes cannot.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:08 pmIt’s not much of a secret, is it?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:11 pmJohn Howard:
People of Australia..
You know the soldiers I sent to DIE for George W. Bush?
Well, I’m SECRETLY BRINGING THEM HOME.
But just for FUN, I’ll continue to let you think they could STILL be DYING at any time.
God bless you SUCKERS, err.. blokes,
John Howard
June 30th, 2007 at 11:11 pmWhy wait until February, 2008? If something is wrong, it is wrong and needs to be ameliorated as soon as possible, not later. Only more deaths will happen in the interim.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:13 pmWell it is NO longer a secret now > lol.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:14 pmHoward says Iraq pull-out report ‘absurd’, we’ll see if Rudd was right about Howard.
PM to pull Iraq stunt: Rudd
June 30th, 2007 at 11:18 pmI suspect as part of the election he may announce he’s going to withdraw troops in order to try and get that political monkey off his back.”
How do you secretly pull out troops?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:25 pmKrikey!
June 30th, 2007 at 11:26 pmHow do you secretly pull out troops?
Comment by Punchy — June 30, 2007 @ 11:25 pm
Tiptoe
June 30th, 2007 at 11:27 pmTiptoe
Comment by BARTLEBEE — June 30, 2007 @ 11:27 pm
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FART&PEE knows all about that. Don’t y’ Fartles?
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How do you secretly pull out troops?
Comment by Punchy — June 30, 2007 @ 11:25 pm
I certainly would have no idea but I think that if you have “limited” troops, pulling out early goes unnoticed.
Cheers to Australia for the intelligence to get out before the pillowtalk
June 30th, 2007 at 11:29 pmBritish are supposed to pull out of Iraq at the same time, so it will just be American troops in Iraq and a few drunken Polish troops > lol.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:32 pmThe rest of the world doesn’t have a horse in this race and they know it. Even some of the smarter ‘Pubes know it. This is Bush’s vendetta, in addition to the lame attempt to show that tax revenues are best spent on privileged government contractors to conduct a doomed police action. Saddam is dead. Cut it the F loose already and stop wasting American and Iraqi civilian lives.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:50 pmYou would think that after the same reports have surfaced about 40 times over the past 3 years in your own country you might get the idea as to where these reports come from and what their purpose is.
Especially 4 months before an election.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:50 pmToo bad GHW Bush didn’t pull out about 61 years ago…we’d all be a hell of a lot better off. I’m just sayin…
July 1st, 2007 at 12:01 amJohn Howard: I fully support the “war on extreme terroristic activty with thinking to hurt people that have the ideas of mine” but this occupa…I mean war in Iraq is just a breeding ground for us to be there further and by “we” I mean the US. I’m outta there.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:04 amThank God you people were not around in 1776.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:05 amNo shi+ Jake…we’d all be over 230 years old. You’re a freakin genius!
July 1st, 2007 at 12:09 amSome of these trolls just amaze me how slow they are. Faux Noise, inshannity, orally, and limpballs must be slowly killing what little brain cells they once had.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:13 amThank God you people were not around in 1776.
Comment by Jake — July 1, 2007 @ 12:05 am
Indeed, we might have been labelled “terrorists” of shit sorry those were freedom fighters
July 1st, 2007 at 12:14 amI smell an upcoming election in Australia, mate. When I was in Australia at the time of the 2004 election in the United States, at least four different times I had it explained to me that “we have John Howard as our leader for the same reason you have Bush – people are too ignorant to look beyond what the bible thumpers are saying.” I hope, given the trouncing that the freedom fighters in Iraq have given to the coalition of the willing (what a joke that name is now!!), John Howard will be the next leader of a nation to fall because of his steadfast support of Bush and his folly in the Middle East.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:14 amThank God you people were not around in 1776.
Comment by Jake —
That’s where you “US is the righteous and bestest” thinkers are so wrong. In 1776 there was an ideology to fight for. You want this conflict to be linked to back then so bad you can taste it and yet it is so wrong you can’t admit it. Killing Muslims doesn’t make our country free as the conflict in 1776 did.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:14 amI see smoke coming off of ole Jake’s keyboard. It’s the one thing he learned last year in 8th grade…keyboarding 101.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:15 amThank God you people were not around in 1776.
Comment by Jake
What history book told you that Washington fought off a wave of Muslim Extremism in order to form a more perfect union?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:18 amThank God you people were not around in 1776.
Comment by Jake
I agree. I like refrigeration and washing machines.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:20 amSo much for that “secret”…
July 1st, 2007 at 12:20 amFART&PEE knows all about that. Don’t y’ Fartles?
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Comment by Mr. President
Ye gods, where are we, back in grade school?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:21 amThat’s where you “US is the righteous and bestest†thinkers are so wrong. In 1776 there was an ideology to fight for. You want this conflict to be linked to back then so bad you can taste it and yet it is so wrong you can’t admit it. Killing Muslims doesn’t make our country free as the conflict in 1776 did.
Comment by dlet — July 1, 2007 @ 12:14 am
Very well said dlet.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:22 amWell, S*#t, I’d make a rude reply to Jake, but you guys just slapped the horse puckey outta him.
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July 1st, 2007 at 12:27 am#31 Go ahead…he can take one more slam. I wonder if it’s a little past his bedtime??
July 1st, 2007 at 12:27 amKilling Muslims doesn’t make our country free as the conflict in 1776 did.
Comment by dlet
You do realize that was about upper upper class white Englishmen fighting w/ other upper upper class white Englishmen. They never intended to let women vote or own property. Washington died owning 300 slaves, and killing Indians wasn’t even seen as a crime. “Free” is a relative concept.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:28 amMr P. I’m going to refer you to #21 above. You are their leader!
July 1st, 2007 at 12:28 amAnd if you’d bothered to ask someone outside of the commune you might have gotten a different answer.
Familiar with Russel Crowe’s work bashing up random civilians are you ?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:30 amHis twin was the leader of the opposition party last election. Except with a less of an economic policy than Russ has.
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Comment by Mr. President
Putting grave markers next to Cheney’s name might get you some “unwanted scrutiny” from our friends at the NSA. Just saying……
July 1st, 2007 at 12:31 amI agree. I like refrigeration and washing machines.
Comment by Zooey
And don’t forget modern dentistry, hot running water, and soap.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:31 amCHENEY 2008!!!
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Comment by dlet
By all means, Mr. P, carry on, carry on!!!
July 1st, 2007 at 12:32 amPutting grave markers next to Cheney’s name might get you some “unwanted scrutiny†from our friends at the NSA. Just saying……
Comment by dlet — July 1, 2007 @ 12:31 am
Those aren’t grave markers.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:33 amThose represent Loyal Cheneyites.
#36 Kilo meet Jake; Jake meet Kilo. Make up your mind who you’re going to be. Use one TP screen name. So what, the troll population is shrinking, this shouldn’t mean we have to suffer. I’m just sayin…
July 1st, 2007 at 12:33 amWhat did he say about Obama’s plan?
Australian Prime Minister John Howard said this week that Obama’s plan would encourage terrorists and that Al Qaeda would be praying for a Democrat victory in the 2008 US election.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:34 am“Free†is a relative concept.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Believe me I know. I am not here to place the beginnings of our country as the best but it has progressed to be what it is today. Change happens for a reason. Either that reason is for oppression or it is for enlightenment. I like to think we have been on a path for the better with a few “bumps” in the road. My point is only that no country is perfect and when you think yours is…that’s when you lose any opportunity to make your country better.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:36 amThose aren’t grave markers.
Those represent Loyal Cheneyites.
Comment by Mr. President
Geez, they’re pretty small loyal Cheneyites. If BigDickâ„¢ were to sit down unexpectedly, he’d crush dozens of his loyal supporters to death all at once. He might even get a couple stuck up his…
July 1st, 2007 at 12:36 amTypical Islamo-Stalinist Nut-Ball.
Mr. President:
With all due respect, these weird cobbling together of descriptors has become boring at best. I think that if you would provide context and some rational clarity for your over reliance upon them I might begin to understand what you mean to say.
Comment by dbadass — June 30, 2007 @ 11:18 pm
Sorry about the cut/paste but I wish to retract this earlier stance. I think I find the kooky descriptor nonsense superior to the newest weirdness.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:37 am#43 sounds to me like John Howard’s kinda like shooter…tune me in to Faux Noise all around. Who gives a shi+ what others might think.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:39 am
July 1st, 2007 at 12:41 amPraise Jesus, Vote Cheney!!!
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#48 Mr. P is on his/her last legs.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:43 am#48 Mr. P is on his/her last legs.
Comment by Pat — July 1, 2007 @ 12:43 am
Not at all, my Irish friend.
I’m just getting warmed up!!!!
July 1st, 2007 at 12:44 amBelieve me I know. I am not here to place the beginnings of our country as the best but it has progressed to be what it is today. Change happens for a reason. Either that reason is for oppression or it is for enlightenment. I like to think we have been on a path for the better with a few “bumps†in the road. My point is only that no country is perfect and when you think yours is…that’s when you lose any opportunity to make your country better.
Comment by dlet — July 1, 2007 @ 12:36 am
I thought this was worth reading a second time…or a third.
Pat
July 1st, 2007 at 12:49 amI’m just getting warmed up!!!!
Comment by Mr. President ® — July 1, 2007 @ 12:44 am
“Bring it on” Mr President. More of the same can only continue the interesting pattern of poll numbers. Better yet just clue me into the joke as it must be one
July 1st, 2007 at 12:49 amMr. P. My bones are Irish but I favor a Deutsche pilsner.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:51 amAnd don’t forget modern dentistry, hot running water, and soap.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 12:31 am
Yeppers, I’m a big fan of all of them as well.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:52 amAhhh, 2007 — the good life.
Thank God you people were not around in 1776.
Comment by Jake — July 1, 2007 @ 12:05 am
Yea because we would have probably hung ALL of you Loyalists, instead of just a few.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:52 amI’m just getting warmed up!!!!
Comment by Mr. President ® — July 1, 2007 @ 12:44 am
Better apply the lubricant then.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:53 amI’m just getting warmed up!!!!
Comment by Mr. President
Oh no..more crosses will be posted…..the horror…
July 1st, 2007 at 12:53 amI’m just getting warmed up!!!!
Comment by Mr. President ® — July 1, 2007 @ 12:44 am
Better apply the lubricant then.
Comment by BARTLEBEE
Chaffing sure does take the fun out of things…..
July 1st, 2007 at 12:56 am#56 TMI Bart.
But, I hear you!
July 1st, 2007 at 12:56 amI hope if anyone had anything good to say about John Howard…they’ve already said it. If he’s like chimpy, then their 23 percent is just as bad off as our 23 percent.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:01 amIpsam etiam hostiam in frusta concisam cum capite et membris singulis obtulerunt quae omnia super altare cremavit igni
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#61 It was something to do with his member…
July 1st, 2007 at 1:04 am#56 TMI Bart.
But, I hear you!
Comment by Pat — July 1, 2007 @ 12:56 am
What does TMI mean?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:04 amSorry Bart…TMI: too much information.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:07 amEt ego incedam adversum vos in furore contrario et corripiam vos septem plagis propter peccata vestra
Ita ut comedatis carnes filiorum et filiarum vestrarum!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by Mr. President ® — July 1, 2007 @ 1:02 am
July 1st, 2007 at 1:08 amти Ñи неи голрам глупак коÑто Ñьм жидÑал.
#65 What dlet said!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:11 amMr. P. is trippin…doesn’t he know we all speak english up in here.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:12 amth si neh golram glupak koyato svm xhdyap
How’s my transliteration?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:15 amThank Nature’s God, I was.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:16 amOk, what’s it mean comrade?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:16 amHow’s my transliteration?
Comment by Mr. President
Well since my spelling wasn’t the best in the first place…(damn practice)..not bad. Although you won’t get anything out of it…..maybe just the “I am” stuff.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:20 amOk, what’s it mean comrade?
Comment by Mr. President
Oh. I thought you wanted everyone to show off their foreign language skills. Sorry. I didn’t know I was the one required to translate first since I went second. You really have to post the rules first before you start your little games.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:22 amComment by dlet — July 1, 2007 @ 1:20 am
I already caught some of my own mistakes…
So are you an Islamo-Stalinist, a regular Stalinist, a Leninist, or one of the Narodniki, I’m the latter!!!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:23 amComment by dlet — July 1, 2007 @ 1:22 am
I thought everyone knew Leviticus in the original Latin, sorry.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:24 amI didn’t know I was the one required to translate first since I went second. You really have to post the rules first before you start your little games.
Comment by dlet — July 1, 2007 @ 1:22 am
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The same sentence was heard back in 2000, just after the first chimpy insertion.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:25 amSo are you an Islamo-Stalinist, a regular Stalinist, a Leninist, or one of the Narodniki, I’m the latter!!!
Comment by Mr. President
Yeah. Just because I know a foreign language makes me part of a political movement. You are bat-scat crazy. Does that make Condi a terrorist? What makes you think I didn’t actually work for our government?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:26 amWhat makes you think I didn’t actually work for our government?
Comment by dlet — July 1, 2007 @ 1:26 am
You know… ’cause a’ d’ funny letters.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:28 amI thought everyone knew Leviticus in the original Latin, sorry.
Comment by Mr. President
Spoken like a true holy roller. Everyone on the globe should have known Leviticus…even the tribesmen in the Amazon…therefore if they didn’t accept Jebus they will be going to hell.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:28 amYou know… ’cause a’ d’ funny letters.
Comment by Mr. President
Yeah. No one in our government knows a foreign language.
Thank the stars the meek shall inherit the earth and not the stupid.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:30 amSpoken like a true holy roller. Everyone on the globe should have known Leviticus…even the tribesmen in the Amazon…therefore if they didn’t accept Jebus they will be going to hell.
Comment by dlet — July 1, 2007 @ 1:28 am
July 1st, 2007 at 1:31 amPRAISE THE LORD!!!
You’re gosh darn right!!!
I thought everyone knew Leviticus in the original Latin, sorry.
Comment by Mr. President
I bet you thought everyone else likes it up the arse too, sorry.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:31 amI bet you thought everyone else likes it up the arse too, sorry.
Comment by Pat — July 1, 2007 @ 1:31 am
Nope. Not everyone.
I thought that you Lefties did though.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:33 amI thought that you Lefties did though.
Comment by Mr. President
Yuck..yuck. That took two whole brain cells to come back with that one. I guess I lost the bet on how many you had left.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:35 amMr. P is into the lord on sunday but the rest of the week is open season. Just like his idol ted haggerty.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:35 amComment by dlet — July 1, 2007 @ 1:35 am
Typical Leftist Know-it-all.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:37 amMr P. I’m going to refer you to #21 above. You are their leader (and a friggin meathead).
July 1st, 2007 at 1:41 amCHENEY 2008!!!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:45 amAustralian Prime Minister John Howard, a strong ally of President Bush, is “secretly planning to begin withdrawing†the 1,500 Australian troops from Iraq by February 2008.
Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you. Amen.
This here’s the wattle – the emblem of our land.
You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in yer hand
Immanual Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heideger, Heideger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schoepener and Nagel
And Wittengstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schlossed as Schlegel
There’s nothing Neitzche couldn’t teach ya
‘Bout the raisin’ of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On half a pint of shanty was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle
Hobbs was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
“I drink therefore I am.”
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
July 1st, 2007 at 1:46 amA lovely, little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed.
Heidegger was a Nazi.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:48 am“I’m just getting warmed up!!!!”
Comment by Mr. President ® — July 1, 2007 @ 12:44 am
“Better apply the lubricant then.”
Comment by BARTLEBEE — July 1, 2007 @ 12:53 am
I’ve seen a commercial for K-Y Warming Cream, if that might help?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:50 amIt’s a telling sign when the aussie’s are pulling out, even if it’s a secrety kind of thing.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:52 amGame’s over chymp, and they’re taking their ball home with them.
You’re gonna be standing out in center field all by yourself, taunting an imaginary batter with a “swing batta batta”.
Typical Leftist Know-it-all.
Comment by Mr. President
Shouldn’t you trade mark that….or something relatively stupid?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:52 amWell.
I see.
dlet,
if you’re just going to mock me, I say good day to you sir.
CHENEY ‘08)
July 1st, 2007 at 1:56 am#92 RUCerious: Exactly right…our resident chimp is a very dull blade. But slightly sharper that our Mr. P.
Who’s going to break the news?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:00 amPraise Jesus, Vote Cheney!!!
Jesus wants NOTHING to do with Dick SATAN.
Jesus will banish the MURDEROUS WAR CRIMINAL cheney along with
“little nicky” bushtraitor
July 1st, 2007 at 2:46 amHey, it’s TRUE!!!
Daddy Bush is SATAN
Georgie is little nicky
and TRAITOR Dick is little nicky’s insane brother played the black guy
July 1st, 2007 at 2:48 amCYCLONE IN PAKISTAN LEAVES ONE MILLION HOMELESS – RIOTS
Unbelievable…. ……….that this news isn’t even a blip on the MSM radar. And that Bush didn’t have anything to say.
PAKISTAN IS RIGHT NEXT TO IRAQ AND OUR TROOPS ARE OUTNUMBERED AS IT IS, THE DESTABILIZATION and the loose Nukes in Pakistan CAUSED BY LACK OF EMERGENCY AID CAN VERY WELL IMPACT OUR TROOPS SAFETY – WHERE IS THE MEDIA!!!
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/6/30/04440/2448
Check out Pakistan’s English Language newspaper Pakistan Dawn. They have several articles about the situation there.
___More than donations the US armed forces have the capacity to move large quantities of food, water, and material quickly.
Transportation is the hard part here, and the simple act of sending in a limited number of helicopters would allow for the Pakastani to move materials much more quickly. And planes allow for moving large amounts of material to staging areas.
I’m certain that we have aircraft in the area.
_______There’s opportunity here as well. Disasters provide an opportunity for enemies to put aside enmity out of a sense of humanity.
More than donations
the US armed forces have the capacity to move large quantities of food, water, and material quickly. Transportation is the hard part here, and the simple act of sending in a limited number of helicopters would allow for the Pakastani to move materials much more quickly. And planes allow for moving large amounts of material to staging areas.
I’m certain that we have aircraft in the area.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:49 amI share your sentiments Elena, but remember who we have in charge here.
Good will is not a concept supported by our leadership.
Helping people in need after a tsunami or a hurricane or any other disaster is an idea rejected by the philosophy of the Bush administration. They believe it is not the Governments responsibility to “help” anyone.
Unless that help comes in the form of a no bid, cost plus contract for Haliburton.
July 1st, 2007 at 3:10 amYes…shooter’s company is johnny on the spot…if you can pay the fee. That’s what our troll friends don’t understand. If you can’t pay the fee…you aint gettin shi+. You better be in that top 1 percent or you’re SOL.
July 1st, 2007 at 3:14 am• Which is the month before the Democratic plan’s April redeployment date.
Apparently co-conspirator Howard can count the votes and knows that Bushco is being forced to close the cantina.
• Somebody put Boy Wonder on suicide watch.
He’s the guy at the State dinners eating with the plastic fork and knife.
July 1st, 2007 at 3:30 amErratum: post #75) erase the words “the original”
July 1st, 2007 at 3:45 amOh yeah, and
CHENEY 2008!!!
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Let’s have Hillary go up against Cheney. NO CONTEST. Hillary WINS.
Your FANTASY of the EVIL Cheney ever being president will be dashed….
Now, the BEST part!!:
She will ARREST the TRAITORS Bush and Cheney for TREASON.
And have them TORTURED in Gitmo until Dick DROPS DEAD from a MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.
Bush will then commit suicide, leaving a note that he is indeed a
COWARD and TRAITOR.
All of the Bush cronies are arrested, and join Scooter Libby, who is now a CRACK WHORE in prison for life, having assaulted a guard…
It will then be reported that Cheney CONFESSED before he expired.
And that he AND Bush ARE TRAITORS, and DESERVE the TORTURE…
And America then can be a GOOD place again!!!!
Have a NICE DAY, azzhole-licker of the IslamoTERROIST TRAITORS Bush and Cheney!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
July 1st, 2007 at 4:08 amCheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Cheney for MASSIVE HEART ATTACK in 2009!!!!
Hillary will never ARREST the TRAITORS Bush and Cheney for TREASON and have them TORTURED in Gitmo.
July 1st, 2007 at 5:06 amNot so secret now. Ssshh! No one tell the Americans. They are always bunging these kinds of things up.
I think this is in response to Howard’s low poll ratings in the run up to his Prime Minister re-election bid. Guess Australians don’t like the frakken war either.
July 1st, 2007 at 5:07 amSorry for the double post. Wishing people would die is not exactly socially acceptable behaviour. Sometimes it’s how you treat your enemies that defines who or what you are. I don’t want Cheney or Bush or any of these war criminals to die. I want them to go to prison and not be tortured. No human deserves to suffer under a government’s tyranny. Even if they created that tyranny.
Go…go…do the Hague. War Crime Tribunals for all y’all war criminals.
July 1st, 2007 at 5:14 amTruman had low approval ratings when he left office because of the Korean War — there was only one direction he could go from there — history will be the judge of Bush as well.
July 1st, 2007 at 5:14 amFurther superfluous clarification of Bush’s indelible place in history is inadvisable.
Americans will be charmed at how Howard negotiated with Bush an Iraq gig that has yet to yield one Australian combat victim.
July 1st, 2007 at 5:42 amAre you claiming Australia has not lost any soldiers in Iraq? There have been at least 284 allied soldiers killed in Iraq: Australia 2. Bulgaria 13. Czech Republic 1. Denmark 7. El Salvador 5. Estonia 2. Hungary 1. Italy 33. Kazakhstan 1. Latvia 3. Netherlands 2. Poland 20. Romania 2. Slovakia 4. South Korea 1. Spain 11. Thailand 2. Ukraine 18. United Kingdom 156. As of 28 June 2007.
July 1st, 2007 at 5:56 amhttp://icasualties.org/oif/PieCountry.aspx
July 1st, 2007 at 5:57 amOh, you are discounting the following as non-combat deaths?
04/21/06 Kovco, Jake Bruce Baghdad (Green Zone) Non-hostile – weapon discharge
11/06/05 Nary, David Russell Kuwait Non-hostile – vehicle accident
July 1st, 2007 at 6:00 amJohn Howard is Chimpy’s Nancy Boy. He doesn’t give a shit about Australia.
Another traitor who deserves hanging…after a fair trial, of course.
July 1st, 2007 at 7:34 amVote for Cheney…if you want lots more crosses in the ground.
Dumbass troll.
July 1st, 2007 at 7:36 amStupid troll slipped up and admitted Chimpy and Cheney are TRAITORS.
Way to go, dumbass!!
July 1st, 2007 at 7:42 am“Those aren’t grave markers.
Those represent Loyal Cheneyites.”
Loyal Cheneyites BELONG in the grave. The sooner the better.
July 1st, 2007 at 7:47 amDidn’t Howard slam Obama for defeatism on Iraq? Obama, blast away.
July 1st, 2007 at 7:50 amThe Danes are leaving next month too
July 1st, 2007 at 8:30 amThe germans parliment want out of Afghanistan too
July 1st, 2007 at 8:30 amAfter four years, 3,600 America soldiers’ deaths, and $2 Billion per week, George Bush still can’t convince America to give a shit about Iraq. With this type of investment, one has to wonder if “victory” is what Bush is really after? Besiides, would any sane man let guys like Rumsfeld, Perle and Wolfowitz dtermine his “legacy” in history?
July 1st, 2007 at 9:21 amCHENEY ‘08)
Comment by Mr. President ®
Yeah, I figured you’d even cheat on the political persuasion test you were chortling about recently…
July 1st, 2007 at 11:50 amTom3:
I would point out that Hillary is never going to arrest YOU for treason and torture you at Gitmo — does that mean I’ve admitted you are a TRAITOR?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:01 pmWhy not ?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:05 pmOne guy wasn’t in combat and got run over.
The other was checking his emails and thought it would be funny to put his pistol to his head and do a really great impression of blowing his brains out.
Cheney and Bush for WAR CRIME TRIAL and HANGING in 2009!!!
ETERNAL DAMNATION WITH THEIR MASTER SATAN FROM THERE!!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:05 pm