One day after London police uncovered a “double car-bombing plot,” “two men slammed a Jeep S.U.V. that caught fire into the departure doors at Glasgow Airport as thousands of people awaited flights on the first day of school summer vacations.” Britain’s security alert level has also been raised to critical — “the highest possible level, indicating terrorist attacks are imminent.”
Operation Destroy Gordon Brown is under way.
Mission accomplished.
Why did Tony Blair leave the nation of England in such bad shape?
-GSD
June 30th, 2007 at 5:31 pmThis is a test of Gordon Brown. The terrorists are trying to determine if he has the backbone of a George Bush and Tony Blair.
Didn’t John Edwards say that the war on terror was make believe, just a bumper sticker?
What a fool.
June 30th, 2007 at 5:32 pmGeorge, backbone, that’s a good one. How much backbone does it take to stay drunk your entire life while your conuntry spins out of control.
June 30th, 2007 at 5:34 pmOops typo, meant to say country obviously.
June 30th, 2007 at 5:35 pmWhile not good news, the reality is that ZERO people were killed by these petty acts.
Every year roughly 16,000 Americans murder other Americans. That’s almost 50 people per day… Yet, I don’t seem to recall anyone conservative screaming about that today…
And do we even want to get into the number of people who die daily because of the crap the Food Insustry feeds them? Because of cancer because the cure is not being allowed to be produced and sold? Because of other real and serious reasons such as cigarette smoke that shadow these minor issues?
The reality is that things will happen. And we should prepare for them, but we shouldn’t lose sight of what’s really killing a lot of us over what might hurt a few.
June 30th, 2007 at 5:36 pmYes, I guess it’s time to bring the troops home!
June 30th, 2007 at 5:40 pmThe news is now reporting the Jeep that crashed and burned at Glasgow airport had three passengers.
June 30th, 2007 at 5:42 pmThe terror alert has been upgraded warning people to be on the look out for suicide bombers in the HOV lane.
Yes, I guess it’s time to bring the troops home!
Comment by michael — June 30, 2007 @ 5:40 pm
Clearly they are needed to defend their own citizens… Since “fighting them over there” clearly isn’t stopping them from attacking.
June 30th, 2007 at 5:42 pmParsing #2
On first glance, this post seems a bit infantile, but let’s break it down, shall we?
This is a test of Gordon Brown.
Ok, humor me!
The terrorists are trying to determine
The way you phrase this simplistically suggests a single, unified, entity, ‘terrorism’, with an organized, unifying mind and will. That doesn’t at all fit the picture of terrorist incidents in the UK, which have been disaffected pakistani or other Asian immigrants. Or indeed in the U.S., but let’s leave that aside for now.
if he has the backbone of a George Bush and Tony Blair.
I know this is a metaphor, but it seems to be a bit of a silly one, doesn’t it? How much ‘backbone’ does it take to send other people’s kids to war?
Didn’t John Edwards say that the war on terror was make believe, just a bumper sticker?
No, he did not. But when was the last time you sacrificed anything for this great struggle for survival in which we’re engaged? Didn’t think so. No sacrifice, ergo, no real engagement in the war (ok, other than what you shelled out for a bumper sticker).
What a fool.
June 30th, 2007 at 5:46 pmName calling. Juvenile. I’ll ignore that bit.
The terrorists want to see if Gordon Brown will fly around the country stopping at 4 different military bases after sitting stone still for 7 minutes reading a childrens book.
-GSD
June 30th, 2007 at 5:48 pmYes, I guess it’s time to bring the troops home!
Comment by michael
We don’t have to worry about bringing you home do we michael. You won’t leave the double wide you share with your homeschooling mother with the 80 IQ. It’s Saturday, clean yourself up, you’re stinking up the place.
June 30th, 2007 at 5:49 pmThey’re ramming doors with SUVs. Hurry, give up your personal liberty!
June 30th, 2007 at 5:49 pmComment by Juan Kerr — June 30, 2007 @ 5:46 pm
Great post!
June 30th, 2007 at 5:50 pmThe terrorists want to see if Gordon Brown will fly around the country stopping at 4 different military bases after sitting stone still for 7 minutes reading a childrens book.
-GSD
Why, does he have a daddy who’s the ex Prime Minister actually running the country too.
June 30th, 2007 at 5:51 pmI also admire the confidence with which wingers read the minds of the terrorists while the headlines are still fresh. The delusion that they can read people’s minds seems to be common out there on the lunar Right. No wonder they lost New Orleans, huh?
June 30th, 2007 at 5:52 pmYa’ll are hilarious… Exactly how we should treat these incidents – as a joke. Normally these people would be Darwin Award nominees…
June 30th, 2007 at 5:53 pmIncompetent jihadists, who would have thunk it.
Lots of wannabes out there thanks to Fearless Leader.
June 30th, 2007 at 5:55 pmJuan Kerr,
You better prepare yourself for a snappy comeback, something like “why do you want the terrorists to win”, or my personal favorite “we haven’t been hit since 9-11″, these Conserv666atives are so clever.
June 30th, 2007 at 5:56 pmOkay.
Just a quick break from watching the kiddos, and I come across this news item.
Recently, I had a discussion with Con V or Mr. President or Conservatron, or whatever it decides to post as.
To summarize, it blamed Bill Clinton for not getting Bin Laden, while I countered that “slick Willy” did the best he could while being scrutinized for every move due to a Republican controlled Senate and Congress.
Now, using the same “it’s Clinton’s fault logic”, Bush has failed miserably with his Global War on Terror (oops, can I say that?)
June 30th, 2007 at 5:56 pmAs we approach the 6 year anniversary of 9/11, our Thief in Charge has done nothing to make us, and the world, safer!
I challenge any troll to convince me other wise.
Let’s see:
My neighbor’s kid, X, bullys and beats up my kid. My other neighbor has a similar not so nice kid, Y, who ” harmlessly pranks” the neighborhood. Well, I decide to “get some pay back”, and run over kid Y for kid X’s sins.
Don’t like that scenerio, dittoheads. Well, that’s your heir Bush’s logic. And ya’ll voted for this idiot, twice! He’s yours, plain and simple!
They need to round up the “2,000 suspected radicals” (aka MuslimShiteaters ™ ), lock ‘em up, and throw away the key!!!
June 30th, 2007 at 5:58 pmComment by Juan Kerr — June 30, 2007 @ 5:46 pm
Why do you want the terrorists to win?
June 30th, 2007 at 5:59 pmComment by Juan Kerr — June 30, 2007 @ 5:46 pm
You know that we haven’t been hit since 9-11, right?
June 30th, 2007 at 6:00 pmComment by DRxJ — June 30, 2007 @ 5:56 pm
No you fool.
Our goal is to fight all shiteating variables, regardless if they are Xs or Ys.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:03 pmI want to believe thats humor but there is no precedence for a Conserv666ative with a sense of humor.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:04 pm. . . and we weren’t “hit” for eight years before 9-11 and I believe those responsible were brought to justice. America knows that Osama bin Laden and not Saddam Hussein killed Americans on US soil. That lack of understanding is George Bush’s “legacy.”
June 30th, 2007 at 6:05 pmWhite House edited out mission accomplished banner from old speech: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/05/20030501-15.v.html
Don’t you love them changing history?
June 30th, 2007 at 6:06 pmYou know that we haven’t been hit since 9-11, right?
Comment by Mr. President(Conservatron) ® — June 30, 2007 @ 6:00 pm
WRONG! There was a repeated Anthrax Attack immediately after 9/11, that contined for weeks.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:06 pm(oh that’s right, since the intended targets were Democrats, and the supposed liberal media, it doesn’t count.)
As we approach the 6 year anniversary of 9/11, our Thief in Charge has done nothing to make us, and the world, safer!
Comment by DRxJ — June 30, 2007 @ 5:56 pm
I hate to disagree, but this is what Bushie has been doing, and I for one feel so much safer because of it:
“The President of the United States, the Leader of the Free World, the Commander-in-Chief, the Chief Executive rededicated the Islamic Center of Washington, attended the annual White House Tee Ball Game, congratulated the Presidential Scholars, celebrated Black Music Month, met with the NCAA championship teams, attended the National Hispanic Prayer breakfast, and visited the Boys and Girls Club of Wichita, Kansas. This is not to mention the policy speeches and leader-greeting ceremonies, which seem a bit more useful. And it’s not unusual or summertime fun. Choose any random month – say October 2005, and you’ll find much the same schedule, although, of late, it’s seemed a bit more hectic.”
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/
June 30th, 2007 at 6:07 pm(oh that’s right, since the intended targets were Democrats, and the supposed liberal media, it doesn’t count.)
Comment by DRxJ — June 30, 2007 @ 6:06 pm
Darn tootin’!!!
June 30th, 2007 at 6:07 pm>Didn’t John Edwards say that the war on terror was make believe, just a >bumper sticker?
yes, smartest and most honest thing any candidate has ever said. you cannot fight a “war” against an idealogy…. if you truly think al-queda is an organization that can be destroyed, answer this:
is there a master “list” of al queda members somewhere?
is there any central authority figure who decides whether someone is admitted into al-queda or rejected?
even if every single al-queda member is killed (assuming you can determine who and who isnt a member), how can you ensure no one will decide to start up al-queda again?
or are you esentially a proponent of perpetual war?
honest people can see that al-queda is more of an idealogical franchise than an organization with any kind of official roster… right now , these days, almost every single person whose called al-queda is simply someone who hates the usa and says “im in al-queda”..
muckdog, I know your exceedingly naive and love to quote peopel who said asbestos would have saved the world trade center, but do you really and truly believ that these blokes in iraq and now, apparently, in england as well are faxing off thier al-queda membership application to some cave in afghanistan and waiting anxiously by their mailbox so see if they’ve been approved for membership in the organization?
haahaha. your such a pu2sy muckdog…afraid of every petty thug out there….an angry asian with 2 pistols was able to kill more americans than terrorists have in the past 20 years, except for one isolated attack on one day on 9/11… slipping in the bathtub has killed more americans this decade than “terrorists” have.. should we declare war on slipping in the bathtub too? hahahah
moron..
June 30th, 2007 at 6:09 pmIt was the Senate Republicans who wouldn’t let Bill Clinton get Osama. And he wanted to…
June 30th, 2007 at 6:09 pm# UK on highest alert after airport attack
June 30th, 2007 at 6:09 pm# Security heightened at U.S. airports
# Two U.S. soldiers charged with murder
# 130 reported killed in Afghanistan
http://www.hotsheet.com/#news
At least, three of those Gas Guzzlers has been eliminated! 3 down, 400,000,000 to go.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:09 pmNo you fool.
Our goal is to fight all shiteating variables, regardless if they are Xs or Ys.
Comment by Mr. President’s valiantthehater ® — June 30, 2007 @ 6:03 pm
Cool. then by your logic of variables, Clinton should have killed all White Anglo Saxon Christians after the Oklahoma City bombings, thus eliminating any variable (threat)
May I suggest GED? you know, education is not always a bad thing.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:10 pmResponse to #21
Are we talking about football or something? Doesn’t ‘winning’ mean getting a prize or something? If we want to ‘make a point’, I’m afraid you’re just going to have to try to stretch your language skills to make an argument.
Response to #22
By ‘we’, I take it you mean the mainland U.S. That would be true. But, sorry, a fact is not an argument.
Try again
June 30th, 2007 at 6:11 pm#11, shane,
Awesome.
:)
June 30th, 2007 at 6:12 pmshould we declare war on slipping in the bathtub too? hahahah
Comment by Jesus loves the warm Beef of a Man — June 30, 2007 @ 6:09 pm
Great post… And very funny!
June 30th, 2007 at 6:13 pmComment by Juan Kerr — June 30, 2007 @ 6:11 pm
Sorry, those were actually intended for:
Comment by Texas Democrat — June 30, 2007 @ 5:56 pm
June 30th, 2007 at 6:13 pmGENESIS CHAPTER 3
1 ¶ Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
2 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
6 ¶ And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
8 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.
9 ¶ And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
10 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
11 ¶ And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?
12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
13 And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Comment by DRxJ — June 30, 2007 @ 6:10 pm
No. By my logic they would have to be shiteating anglo-saxons.
Nice try, but your Islamo-Stalinist rhetoric is old.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:15 pmCool. then by your logic of variables, Clinton should have killed all White Anglo Saxon Christians after the Oklahoma City bombings, thus eliminating any variable (threat)
Comment by DRxJ — June 30, 2007 @ 6:10 pm
Touche!
June 30th, 2007 at 6:15 pmMay I suggest GED? you know, education is not always a bad thing.
Comment by DRxJ — June 30, 2007 @ 6:10 pm
Sorry to be the bad news bearer DRxJ
June 30th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
ECHO… ECho… Echo… echo…
June 30th, 2007 at 6:16 pmNo. By my logic they would have to be shiteating anglo-saxons.
Nice try, but your Islamo-Stalinist rhetoric is old.
Comment by Mr. President(Captain Kirk) ® — June 30, 2007 @ 6:15 pm
You just admitted that the Ok City bomber (I will never post his name) was not a $hiteater.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:18 pmSo, I suppose you agreed with him?
That makes you a Christo-facial-syphillic supporter.
(geez, I love making up new adjectives. Let’s see what everyone else can come up with, shall we?)
17 ¶ And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
June 30th, 2007 at 6:19 pmhttp://www.audio-bible.com/bible/genesis_3.html verse 17
Comment by DRxJ — June 30, 2007 @ 6:18 pm
So when you lose an argument you resort to pulling shit out of your ass?
Typical Lefty Ignorance.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:19 pmErratum: post #42) last line should read -
“Typical Immature Lefty”
June 30th, 2007 at 6:21 pmSo when you lose an argument you resort to pulling shit out of your ass?
June 30th, 2007 at 6:22 pmTypical Lefty Ignorance.
Comment by Mr. President(Comp V 1)® — June 30, 2007 @ 6:19 pm
Please, if you would be so kind, inform me of where I exactly “lost the argument”, and to as where I was pulling $hit out of my a$$.
Thank you in advance
Wait for the shit to hit the fan – in Scotland Alex Salmon is the leader of the Scottish Parliment – he is SNP ( scottish national Party) very smart and completely Anti war in fact the Biggest war critic of Bliar
next the london car bomb attempt will force PM Gordon Brown to play his hand, for 4 years he has whitewashed all questions asked about Iraq while newspappers have speculated both ways
nobody was hurt , this is a big test for our Country ( Scotland ) and them Sassenach pussies down south
June 30th, 2007 at 6:23 pmYou tried to cheat whenever you could. You may be able to fool unbelievable, but she is a religious kook.
Here let me illuminate your trickery:
This is where I correct you notice the words in bold -
No you fool.
Our goal is to fight all shiteating variables, regardless if they are Xs or Ys.
Comment by Mr. President’s valiantthehater ® — June 30, 2007 @ 6:03 pm
Here is your response, again, pay attention to the emboldened words -
Cool. then by your logic of variables, Clinton should have killed all White Anglo Saxon Christians after the Oklahoma City bombings, thus eliminating any variable (threat)
May I suggest GED? you know, education is not always a bad thing.
Comment by DRxJ — June 30, 2007 @ 6:10 pm
I clearly did not say “any variable,” but rather, I said “shiteating variable”
You’re trying to cheat.
You Lose.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:27 pmIf the terrorists who planned this are located in Afghanistan will the Brits attack someone like Bolivia?
June 30th, 2007 at 6:31 pmI almost forgot DrxJ, since you lose…
June 30th, 2007 at 6:31 pmI WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Lose.
Comment by Mr. President’s John Sacks® — June 30, 2007 @ 6:27 pm
Okay. Since you are in so need of attention, please define the $hit eating variable, and then compare and contrast it to the current occupation in Iraq.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:31 pm(and ps, unbelievable is an athiest, and thus is not “religious”. Again, GED is not always a bad thing)
Loose affiliates of al queda or wannabees, bad timers, critical techinical problems. The UK feels all linked but with no connecting intelligence. But something is happening and clearly no panic among our Brit friends,
June 30th, 2007 at 6:33 pmBut GWB will make some panic very soon. And so will those repubs running.
Hopefully Bush and th Saudi King Abdullah have arranged flights out of England for anyone related to Osama Bin Laden.
-GSD
June 30th, 2007 at 6:33 pmComment by DRxJ — June 30, 2007 @ 6:31 pm
You’re not that bright.
A shiteating variable is an individual, and you’re asking me to compare it to the occupation!
A shiteating variable is a variable that eats shit.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:37 pmThe current occupation in Iraq, is a military activity designed to prevent Iraq from becoming a breeding ground for
MuslimShiteaters ™
Comment by DRxJ — June 30, 2007 @ 6:31 pm
=
BARTLEBEE-wannabe
June 30th, 2007 at 6:39 pmDRxJ,
Let it have whatever hollow victory it supposes it has won, it may go away.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:39 pmlets hope so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, there’s been a car bomb. We all need to be very cowardly and afraid, and surrender all of our unalienable rights to our just and honest leaders…who will single-handedly punish the wicked and protect the good.
That’s because we’re all innocent children, and daddy will take care of us.
Right?!
June 30th, 2007 at 6:39 pmA shiteating variable is a variable that eats shit.
Comment by valiantthehater hearts Mr. President ® — June 30, 2007 @ 6:37 pm
Thank you for showing me, as well as everyone else here, that you’ve got nothing to back up your arguments.
Hell, my 5 year old twins have a better rebuttal as to why they didn’t clean their rooms.
One more time, but slower. G…….E……..D……..
June 30th, 2007 at 6:41 pmBARTLEBEE-wannabe
Comment by Mr. President’s Jake ® — June 30, 2007 @ 6:39 pm
Nope, sorry. I don’t want to, or feel the need to, impersonate others, or change my name.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:43 pmUnlike others here, I will always use my posting name DRxJ
Comment by DRxJ — June 30, 2007 @ 6:41 pm
Your welcome, DRxJ.
You still lose though.
:(
And we all have a record of your attempted cheating.
All that’s left is for me to rub it in face,
It doesn’t pay to be an Islamo-Stalinist Lefty Know-it-all, when, in fact, you know so very very little.
So, like the noble Vice President Richard Cheney once said,
Go Fukc Yourself!
June 30th, 2007 at 6:45 pmMr. President,
Retard, the war is not preventing Iraq from becoming a breeding ground. it is creating a breeding ground.
Afghanistan = terrorist breeding ground with actual training camps we attacked and rightfully so
Iraq = an isolated country under Saddam which presented zero harm to the USA prior to our retard in chief attacking with a pitifully shallow plan of we’ll win in six months, now a training ground for terrorists.
We’re in a quagmire courtesy of old white chicken hawk simple thinkers who are on the record explaining (in the best backward assed white suppremist hick country f*ck accent) we’ll be out of there in six months, we’ll be greeted as hero’s. Oops plan “B”…. what no plan “B”?
June 30th, 2007 at 6:47 pmHA HA!!!!
LEFTIST STALINISM LOSES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 30th, 2007 at 6:48 pmSo, like the noble Vice President Richard Cheney once said,
Go Fukc Yourself!
Comment by Mr. President ® — June 30, 2007 @ 6:45 pm
Again, my thanks for showing everyone here the “right wing rebuttal”
June 30th, 2007 at 6:48 pmDude, the moderates must be so proud having a spokesman like you. No wonder heir Bush’s approval rating is at 30% or less.
Keep up the great work!
Aint anything noble about heartless Dick.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:48 pmComment by Texas Democrat — June 30, 2007 @ 6:47 pm
Go read my posts on the “Public Opposition to Bush” thread below, I had a similar debate with another Lefty know-it-all, and guess what…
He didn’t know shit.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:50 pmBy the way the compound word you were looking for above is “you’re” not your, quit f*cking your sister, get out of the trailer and get you some education.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:51 pmNo wonder heir Bush’s approval rating is at 30% or less.
Keep up the great work!
Comment by DRxJ — June 30, 2007 @ 6:48 pm
Why do you keep saying “heir” Bush?
You sound like a fool.
Here, I feel bad for you so I’m gonna throw you bone…
You want to say “Herr” Bush.
That’s Herr not “heir”
June 30th, 2007 at 6:52 pmI’m not going to waste my time researching the ramblings of a twit, but thanks.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:52 pmDear Mr Jake’s President,
June 30th, 2007 at 6:53 pmI’ll so kindly ask one more time:
Please pin point the precise post where I “lost” the argument to you. Being that you’re judge and jury, it really shouldn’t be that hard.
The stupidity of trolls like michael and muckdog is simply breathtaking.
Get back under the bed, michael, the terrorists are on the front lawn again.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:55 pm“There was a repeated Anthrax Attack immediately after 9/11, that contined for weeks.”
Still unsolved, btw. Another thing this imcompetent administration screwed up.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:55 pmincompetent, my bad.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:56 pmComment by DRxJ — June 30, 2007 @ 6:53 pm
Read my post
Comment by Mr. President ® — June 30, 2007 @ 6:27 pm
I already answered you, don’t turn into a broken record.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:57 pmHere, I feel bad for you so I’m gonna throw you bone…
Comment by Mr. President ® — June 30, 2007 @ 6:52 pm
Confucious says:
“one should not judge others unless one is certain of one’s self”
in other words
June 30th, 2007 at 6:57 pm“I’m gonna throw you bone” is not a coherent sentence, unless you’re suggesting a Mark Foley, Ted Haggard type relationship, to which I have to be honest, I’m 100% hetero, but thanks anyway
It’s funny that now, I don’t know “s__t”, but I don’t remember your really having many facts to back your claim that Cheney WASN’T a war mongering, profiteer who should be tried for treason, and then shot. I mean, maybe… oh, yeah, there is that “emboldening the terrorists” argument. But I think that pretty much sums it up.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:59 pmAhhh… you Lefties didn’t put up much of a fight, but then, you are Lefties!!!
Islamo-Stalinism loses again bitches!!!
June 30th, 2007 at 7:00 pmIs there a good reason why any of you are humoring mr prezident with comments? He is either blowing smoke up your clooective asses or he is one of the bigger racists we have on here in troll-land.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:00 pmDoes “Herr Bush” refer to Prescot Bush making money off the Nazi Party during wartime. Is that the point? Cus if so, I like it.
War Profiteering, a Family Business
June 30th, 2007 at 7:01 pmComment by upside00 — June 30, 2007 @ 7:00 pm
What? We’re just having a little fun!!!
June 30th, 2007 at 7:02 pmThat would be Islamo-Maoist, thank you.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:03 pmComment by willyloman — June 30, 2007 @ 7:01 pm
No. G. W. Bush, but you were close.
Come on Lefties, don’t make me do your work for you!!!!
June 30th, 2007 at 7:03 pmIf Congress cut off Cheney’s funding, where did he get the money for the two Mercedes and the Jeep SUV?
This is so obviously a plot by bushco to take the heat off for a moment or two but it will be all to no avail. Impeachment is coming.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:04 pm“emboldening the terrorists” has been substantially accomplished through an historically inept war plan courtesy of a bunch of parkinsonian punk asses that aren’t sufficiently equipped to direct old ladies playing shuffleboard. They have wrecked what used to be a great nation.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:04 pmComment by Mr. President ®
Why in gods name would lefties put up a fight? What money do they spend on defense?
Typical Lefty response:
June 30th, 2007 at 7:05 pmWhy in “gods” name would you accuse us of not putting up a fight, regardless of whether we were putting up a fight? It’s not like terrorists are lounging right in my front yard, so it’s all swell. Ready for my spin of the facts, yo?
I’ll be back later when you Lefties have had time to recuperate.
Until then,
CHENEY 2008!!!
June 30th, 2007 at 7:05 pmDubya has done to the office of US President what Paris Hilton has done for the term “Heiress”. The only real difference is in which one has done more damage to the world. Sorry Paris… you lose that title!
June 30th, 2007 at 7:07 pm81. Texas Democrat
Don’t forget to mention all the sub par talent they recruit because of their religous beliefs or their outright devotion to the ChimpGod.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:07 pmYes, I guess it’s time to bring the troops home!
Comment by michael — June 30, 2007 @ 5:40 pm
I agree with michael. We need to bring them home. This proves that the biggest threats are here at home and we need our soldiers here. But Bush/Cheney will ignore this and we will continue to be at danger.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:07 pmMr. President (aka valiantthehater, among others)
Thank you for debating me regarding this particular topic. Your insightful knowledge of “variables”, as well as your superior knowledge of spelling and sentence structure, truly had me, and I’m sure everyone else here, in awe!
I can assume, by your political brain, and non partisan views, that you are definetly, a Christo-Nazial-Gonnarheal-Sympathizer!
(Hurry, I think Mr Beck is on to feed you talking points)
And to everyone else ( non sarcastically), have a great weekend!
June 30th, 2007 at 7:08 pmEnjoy!
upside00 unfortunately, I think Paris could take him in a spelling bee
June 30th, 2007 at 7:09 pmYep, the Keystone Terrorists definitely deserve the top terrorist alert. Hide under your bed, the Keystone Terrorists are after you!
This is all such a crock. Neither was an Al-Quaeda plot. They are much too sophisticated to be attached to these dumb plots. Someone rich has to be behind the “car bomb” attacks, though. They sacrificed two Mercedes for that dumb plot that would have done nothing other than wreck the insides of the cars.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:09 pmWilly, my neighbor’s pet turtle would beat both of of those inbred losers.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:10 pmHow come the Glaskow bombing didn’t kill anyone? Were they just leaving the car there to be found and something happened? Were there any casualties? aside from the idiot bomber?
June 30th, 2007 at 7:12 pm90. upside00…..now that I think about it, she would beat him in a presidential election. That is really sad
June 30th, 2007 at 7:12 pmThere is, to be sure, a STRUGGLE against terrorism.
THERE IS NO “war” against terrorism.
Just an excuse to keep the sheep scared, so that TRAITORS like Bush and Cheney can keep power.
Bush and Cheney REFUSED TO TESTIFY UNDER OATH to the 9/11 Commission…
They REFUSE TO LET THEIR PEOPLE TESTIFY UNDER OATH to Congress about their POLITICIZING OF THE DOJ in order to STEAL ELECTIONS.
And TREASONOUSLY EXPOSED our WMD SECRET, COVERT, spy, and in doing so, showed they care NOTHING ABOUT, and indeed, SABOTAGED, our NATIONAL SECURITY!!
Until they are willing to answer TRUTHFULLY, UNDER OATH, about 9/11 and their dealings with the Bin Ladens and Saudi TERRORIST FINANCIERS, their credibility of fighting a “war on terror” is NIL,
I consider them as much TERRORISTS as any of the Islamics, and so I christen them ChristoIslamoTERRORISTS…
June 30th, 2007 at 7:13 pm“Yes, I guess it’s time to bring the troops home! Comment by michael ”
Yes michael, it is time to bring the troops home. Having our military in Iraq and Afganastan has made the world much less safe.
Read this article:
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article2311307.ece
See if you can wrap your pea brain around what it says. It says what many experts have been saying for the last couple of years. Invading Iraq has not made us safer, it has made the world a more dangerous place. For every innocent victim we kill, we create 3-4 more new terrorists. These are the family of the innocents we kill. They do hate us, that is true. But not because of our so-called “freedoms”, but because we are killing their families, people who have nothing to do with terrorism.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:14 pmIf she did win that election, she would still be only the second dumbest president we have ever had! Dubya has that record and will be a permanent entrant for it in the Guiness Book of Records.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:15 pmWhy does Great Britain hate our freedom?
June 30th, 2007 at 7:16 pmFor every innocent victim we kill, we create 3-4 more new terrorists. These are the family of the innocents we kill. They do hate us, that is true. Comment by Katie
And don’t forget since the illegal invation, we have made the entire Mid-East more unstable!! And it is only going to get worse.
Even the NeoCons, who are blindly supporting the 51st state, Isreal, have to admit they f@cked themselves big-time in that arena!
June 30th, 2007 at 7:19 pm94. Katie yes we are creating more terrorists everyday. We are killing “colateral” civilians and whisking away others to Gitmo for nothing more than not rolling over and submiting.
This goes way back. Even before we were killing them, though.
It goes back to when we were helping “freedom fighters” bring “democracy” to their nations. Egypt, Iran (Shaw), Syria, Lebbanon, Iraq, Jordan….)
They don’t want our for of Capitalistic Facism labled as “freedom” and they will resist it till death.
And of course, Bushes 2002 speech about the 2 State Solution didn’t help.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:20 pmGREAT cartoons by Bob Geiger.
Exposing the TREASON and HYPOCRISY of the Bush WAR CRIMINALS
http://bobgeiger.blogspot.com/2007/06/saturday-cartoons_30.html
June 30th, 2007 at 7:22 pmin the fall, the new Iraqi Congress will take up a measure to tell us to get the “f” out of their country.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:24 pmIf that is allowed by BushCo to happen, it would be very interesting to see what happens to the surge
OH MY GOD!!! FREAK OUT!!! EVERYBODY RUN FOR LIFE!!!!
Good thing we’re fighting them over there so we don’t have to fight them here!!!
June 30th, 2007 at 7:27 pm“Boo”, Dick Cheney 2006
“Boo”, Dick Cheney 2007
see a pattern? Even the trolls can see this one.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:29 pmWhile Bush’s poll numbers have dropped into the 20’s, the conservative movement like a trapped rat remains rabid – and dangerous. The UK terror attacks, Cheney’s fourth branch of government, showdowns over subpoenas and right-wing wins at the Supreme Court are behind the Conservative Threat Level being raised to Orange/High (Church and State to Merge).
For the details, see:
June 30th, 2007 at 7:30 pm“Conservative Threat Level Raised to Orange on UK Terror, Cheney’s Fourth Branch.”
#100 -
We won’t leave until the oil issue is settled, and in favor of the major multinationals we have been working for all along. They are making record profits now with their current reserves and will then have the ability to control Iraqi output to keep the price up forever!!!
AND, we have to get our hardened bases built there so we can attack Iran before the end of Cheney’s reign.
Is this a great NeoCon-owned country or what????
June 30th, 2007 at 7:31 pmbut…I’m supposed to be…affraid.
Remember the …uh..smoking thing…and uh, the uh, anthrax…..
..and…wait a minute. What am I supposed to be affraid of again?
I forgot.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:33 pmNot to throw a monkey wrench into Michael’s blabber but what happens if we have a problem here and all of our troops are “over there”?? I guess we saw what recently happened in Kansas with no national guard troops or equipment to handle the clean up and help americans because it’s all over there! Same with the other Bush disaster: Katrina! That’s still a pathetic black mark on the Bush Administration which will NEVER be expunged.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:34 pmin the fall, the new Iraqi Congress will take up a measure to tell us to get the “f†out of their country.
If that is allowed by BushCo to happen, it would be very interesting to see what happens to the surge
The Iraqis have thwarted the signing of the OIL CONTRACTS,
the REASON that we are IN IRAQ, instead of going after Bin Laden.
We CAN’T leave UNTIL THEN!!
It would be “cut and run”.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:35 pmNow that the United States in it’s illegal invasion of Iraq for no good reason has established a new “preemptive attack” policy globally. That’s a fact.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:35 pm#104. upside00
What will make it interesting, is that when the Iraqis tell us to get out(as if they haven’t BEEN doing it all along) the administration can no longer hide behind “bringing democracy to Iraq” anymore.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:37 pmThey will have to pull out or fake another reason to stay. I don’t think the 27% are stupid enough to accept that.
All any Dem need do is print up a huge poster which says: Thanks, Republitards! Remember Katrina!
June 30th, 2007 at 7:37 pm[i]You know that we haven’t been hit since 9-11, right?
Comment by Mr. President ® — June 30, 2007 @ 6:00 pm[/i]
Hey. Pssst!
You know that before 9-11, we weren’t hit with a domestic terrorist attack since Feb. 26th 1993, right? In fact, I’m quite certain you do know that was the first World Trade Center attack. I’m sure as well that you are quite aware of the fact that Bill Clinton took the correct course of action, and caught the bastards with good old fashioned detective work. A police action, not a military action, solved that case.
So, have we hit the eight-and-a-half years mark yet?
June 30th, 2007 at 7:38 pm#109 Didn’t a clear ‘majority’ of the new Iraqi Parliament just recently vote to ask us to leave?? They did. But where the hell is that real news in our sycophantic whoring press?
June 30th, 2007 at 7:38 pm#111 That’s absolutely right and should be thrown in the faces of all lying GOP slime who try to make the case for not having a terror attack as being somehow significant……just throw it right back at them that there were no terror attacks under Bill Clinton either …. so WTF does any of that drivel mean??
June 30th, 2007 at 7:40 pm108. veritas. This is true. His Bush Doctrine (Reagan Doctrine?) has established this “pre-emptive war” policy. But look at the Global and now, the National responce to it.
It has failed.
And that will be taken into concideration next time they try to use it.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:41 pmGot to walk the dog. I let him poo on my Repug neighbor’s lawn. Not very civil, I know, but I can’t help myself.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:44 pmA hijacked Boeing 767 full of fuel strikes the WTC in NY and other than the engines and some large parts nothing survives. The fires are hot enough to melt aluminum and distort steel. Later on after 3 buildings collapse a paper passport of one of the hijackers is found on the street!
June 30th, 2007 at 7:49 pmIts better to fight them over there than over here -pundit talking point.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:51 pm#11
Damn that didn’t take long for the insults to fly! Typical.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:54 pm#111 That’s absolutely right and should be thrown in the faces of all lying GOP slime who try to make the case for not having a terror attack as being somehow significant……just throw it right back at them that there were no terror attacks under Bill Clinton either …. so WTF does any of that drivel mean??
Actually there WAS a DOMESTIC TERROR ATTACK in OKLAHOMA.
A rightwing nutjob named McVeigh incited by HATEMONGERS like RUSH
Yeah, and WHAT did Clinton do about it, huh???
Oh, right, CAUGHT and CONVICTED and EXECUTED one of the rightwing nutjobs…
How’s that Osama thing coming, TRAITOR Bush??
June 30th, 2007 at 7:55 pmIt’s only a matter of time before all of Western Europe turns into another Afghanistan.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:59 pmCome on Lefties, don’t make me do your work for you!!!!
Comment by Mr. President ® — June 30, 2007 @ 7:03 pm
Do you have to work at being a prick or does it just come naturally to you?
June 30th, 2007 at 8:00 pmIslamo-Stalinism loses again bitches!!!
Comment by Mr. President
Eh? The Stalinists kicked off in Hitler ass. Just as the Afghanistans kicked off in Russias ass. You have a very odd interpretation of history your trying to apply, oddly, to today Mr P
June 30th, 2007 at 8:04 pmCome on Lefties, don’t make me do your work for you!!!!
Comment by Mr. President ® — June 30, 2007 @ 7:03 pm
Do you have to work at being a prick or does it just come naturally to you?
Comment by bob’s your uncle — June 30, 2007 @ 8:00 pm
Is that really how you want to describe the work of a Lefty?
Being a “prick”?
Jeez, you Lefties really need all the help you can get, you’re just sad now.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:05 pmComment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 8:04 pm
It has nothing to do with history…
hold on I’ll go find the definition…
June 30th, 2007 at 8:06 pmI sure hope people stop sticking their head in the sand.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3666082979415021602
June 30th, 2007 at 8:10 pmJeez, you Lefties really need all the help you can get, you’re just sad now. Comment by Mr. President ®
Please explain why communist Russia helped to defeat Hitler. And why America helped the Islamo Fascists defeat Russis in afghanistan. I know its hard trying to figure this stuff out, but please do try.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:11 pmHere it is Zep, (these definitions should really be posted on every thread so that there is no confusion):
The Joker isn’t talking about you Zep.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:13 pmIt has nothing to do with history.
Exactly my point. But you still continue to apply left right terms from another nation(s) to the people in America today. The fact is I was not born in Russia or Afghanistan or the Middle East as were, I am betting, 99% of the people here. I think it’s silly to parrot such divisive America hating talk.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:14 pmComment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 8:11 pm
Hitler and Stalin never really trusted each other. Then Hitler broke the agreement they had (I don’t know the dates off hand), after that… it was on!!!
The US helped the mujihadeen in afganistan to defeat Russia, because Russia was communist.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:16 pmThe Joker isn’t talking about you Zep.
Comment by Mr. President ®
Whatever he’s talking about it is not Americans. Its just more drivel from the bobble head bleatists.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:17 pmComment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 8:14 pm
That term has nothing to do with geography either.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:18 pmComment by Mr. President ® — June 30, 2007 @ 8:06 pm
Keep up the great work, Mr. President. You’re trolling only helps the liberal cause by showing how bankrupt and sociopathic the criminal right is. I love watching you make a fool of yourself.
26%, 25%, 24%, …
June 30th, 2007 at 8:20 pmThe US helped the mujihadeen in afganistan to defeat Russia, because Russia was communist. Comment by Mr. President ®
It’s pure madness, I tell ya, madness!
June 30th, 2007 at 8:21 pmIt’s only a matter of time before all of Western Europe turns into another Afghanistan.
Comment by Tracy — June 30, 2007 @ 7:59 pm
You’re damn right, if they aren’t careful it sure will.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:21 pmIt’s pure madness, I tell ya, madness!
Comment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 8:21 pm
Yeah, we should have never left those Islamo-Extremists with any weapons or resources.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:22 pmThat term has nothing to do with geography either.
Comment by Mr. President ®
So why use them? Thats what I am getting at. Reagan armed the Freedom Fighters and now they are terrorists. Ya know this be could construed as Terrorist loving Righties Islamo-Conservatism?
I won’t use that term as I think its non-sensical. It’s madness tell you pure madness!
June 30th, 2007 at 8:23 pmIs that really how you want to describe the work of a Lefty?
Being a “prick�
Jeez, you Lefties really need all the help you can get, you’re just sad now.
Comment by Mr. President ® — June 30, 2007 @ 8:05 pm
That answers my question. Thanks!
June 30th, 2007 at 8:24 pmGot to walk the dog. I let him poo on my Repug neighbor’s lawn. Not very civil, I know, but I can’t help myself.
Comment by willyloman — June 30, 2007 @ 7:44 pm
I’m sure that that fills you with joy and delight.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:24 pmYeah, we should have never left those Islamo-Extremists with any weapons or resources.
Comment by Mr. President ®
It sure didn’t help any. And we, I think, shouldn’t have armed Iran either during the Iran/Iraq war.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:26 pmI’m sure that that fills you with joy and delight.
Comment by Mr. President ®
The dog is obviously relieved no matter what. LOL.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:27 pm“Yeah, we should have never left those Islamo-Extremists with any weapons or resources.”
Comment by Mr. President
Or sold them weapons in the first place …
June 30th, 2007 at 8:28 pmI won’t use that term as I think its non-sensical. It’s madness tell you pure madness!
Comment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 8:23 pm
Here’s the reason (and, of course, you never have to use the term), the “Islamo” comes describes those who say that “The West” has been oppressing Islamic culture since it was first conceived by Mahomed. As The Joker says they are “apologist[s] for Muslims and make every excuse for them.” We see a lot of that here at TP.
The “Stalinist” part comes from the communist ideals of Stalinism (Marx-Leninism, etc. etc.). Hence my definition: “Islamo-Stalinism: synthesis of the most retarded aspects of the Islam-loving Left and Stalinism.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:32 pmIt sure didn’t help any. And we, I think, shouldn’t have armed Iran either during the Iran/Iraq war.
Comment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 8:26 pm
Yes, I agree. We should have let them settle it old school Koran-style.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:35 pmThe dog is obviously relieved no matter what. LOL.
Comment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 8:27 pm
Who?
willyloman or the canine?
June 30th, 2007 at 8:35 pmHere’s the reason (and, of course, you never have to use the term),the “Islamo†comes describes those who say that “The West†has been oppressing Islamic culture since it was first conceived by Mahomed. As The Joker says they are “apologist[s] for Muslims and make every excuse for them.†We see a lot of that here at TP.
Strawmen of the world, unite!
June 30th, 2007 at 8:37 pmStrawmen of the world, unite!
Comment by barfly — June 30, 2007 @ 8:37 pm
Is that you burqafly?
June 30th, 2007 at 8:38 pmComment by Mr. President
How’s those Reagan lumps? They’re barely visible, now that you’re wearing your rug.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:40 pmSo Mr. President and The Joker – Well, I guess you could call me an “apologist for Muslims 
Comment by Katie — June 30, 2007 @ 8:29 pm
Still think it is a straw man, barfly?
June 30th, 2007 at 8:40 pmYes, I agree. We should have let them settle it old school Koran-style.
Comment by Mr. President ®
Kinda whats happening in Iraq today, the same tribal bloodline warfare they have been going at for a long long time. Allah vs Allah. Madness!
The “Stalinist†part comes from the communist ideals of Stalinism (Marx-Leninism, etc. etc.). Hence my definition: “Islamo-Stalinism: synthesis of the most retarded aspects of the Islam-loving Left and Stalinism. Comment by Mr. President ®
It makes no sense. Lets say If was a Islam loving leftist I would have backed the neo-cons in its Operation Iraqi Freedom plan and then wouldn’t have been a leftist but a rightist. =)
June 30th, 2007 at 8:41 pmHere’s the reason (and, of course, you never have to use the term), the “Islamo†comes describes those who say that “The West†has been oppressing Islamic culture since it was first conceived by Mahomed. As The Joker says they are “apologist[s] for Muslims and make every excuse for them.†We see a lot of that here at TP.
No. We don’t see that at all. What we see are people who occasionally try to get through your thick skull that not all Muslims, or even most Muslims, are terrorists or sh!theads. But in the trollish mind, anything less than total vilification of all Muslims qualifies as “making every excuse”.
The “Stalinist†part comes from the communist ideals of Stalinism (Marx-Leninism, etc. etc.). Hence my definition: “Islamo-Stalinism: synthesis of the most retarded aspects of the Islam-loving Left and Stalinism.
Comment by Mr. President
Except there are few if any communists on TP. So it is not only a meaningless label, it’s entirely wrong to apply to the people commenting here. You can go on repeating it, because repetition is what trolls do best, but it won’t make it any more logical or useful. Those people who do use the term label themselves as less-than-useful idiots.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:42 pmIt makes no sense. Lets say If was a Islam loving leftist I would have backed the neo-cons in its Operation Iraqi Freedom plan and then wouldn’t have been a leftist but a rightist. =)
Comment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 8:41 pm
No, if you were a Righty you would be an Islamo-Trotskyite
June 30th, 2007 at 8:43 pmThe West†has been oppressing Islamic culture since it was first conceived by Mahomed.
Saddam was oppressing the Iraqis Islamic culture according to the rightist neo-cons. Mahomed venerated the Torah and at one time they faced Jerusalem when they prayed. This is a religious sibling rivalry, Abraham Isaac, etc, we should not be, I think, getting involved in it when our nation is 200+ years young.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:45 pmNo, if you were a Righty you would be an Islamo-Trotskyite
Comment by Mr. President
As if any more evidence was needed that Mr President knows next to nothing about history or politics, that would be sufficient right there.
Do you have even the faintest idea who Trotsky might have been, MrP? No fair using the Google.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:46 pmNo, if you were a Righty you would be an Islamo-Trotskyite
Comment by Mr. President ®
Probably more Islamo-Likud, but then again we are back to the age old sibling rivalry between the Jewish people and the Muslims.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:46 pmComment by gummitch — June 30, 2007 @ 8:42 pm
Whatever, gumby.
I don’t break out the “Islamo-Stalinism” label unless some says “rethugs” or “BushCrimeCo” or the like.
Also if someone is clearly an Islamo-Stalinist, of course I will use the term.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:47 pmStill think it is a straw man, barfly?
Comment by Mr. President ®
So one comment damns everyone on the site? Look hard; you won’t find a comment from me that could even vaguely be construed as being apologetic to muslims. In any event, your strawman isn’t very well constructed.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:48 pmComment by gummitch — June 30, 2007 @ 8:46 pm
As a matter of fact, gumby. I do.
I also seem to recall that YOU are an Islamo-Stalinist!!!
You tried to claim that Jerus*lem rightfully belonged to the Muslims!!!
June 30th, 2007 at 8:49 pmTypical Islamo-Stalinist Arrogance.
No, if you were a Righty you would be an Islamo-Trotskyite
Comment by Mr. President ®
I am straight up Soveriegn, just as my sovereign Lord was. Besides the year 2016 approaches and its not my agenda to promote war but help people find their internal light and to remove hate from their hearts.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:51 pmAlso if someone is clearly an Islamo-Stalinist, of course I will use the term.
Comment by Mr. President ®
Didn’t you call me that yesterday? I still challenge you to produce a post by me, that is aplogetic to muslims. Or you could admit that your “definition” is a cobbled-together bit of nonsense, that you apply to anyone not as sufficiently Islamophobic as you.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:52 pmComment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 8:51 pm
I applaud you and your aspirations.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:53 pmComment by barfly — June 30, 2007 @ 8:52 pm
Did I?
Or was it just “Stalinist”?
June 30th, 2007 at 8:54 pmI applaud you and your aspirations. Comment by Mr. President ®
Thanks. As I recall old Jerusalam was divided into four sections.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:55 pmAlso if someone is clearly an Islamo-Stalinist, of course I will use the term. Comment by Mr. President ®
I don’t think It’s wise to judge people into groups Mr P.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:57 pmAs I recall old Jerus*lam was divided into four sections.
Comment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 8:55 pm
That’s new old Jerus*lem (sometimes they erase any “J” or “I” words so I use the “*” to be safe), I’m talking about old old Jerus*lem.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:58 pmOr was it just “Stalinist�
Comment by Mr. President
Using the old Reagan dodge? Take some Ginko Biloba.
June 30th, 2007 at 8:59 pmThat’s new old Jerus*lem (sometimes they erase any “J†or “I†words so I use the “*†to be safe), I’m talking about old old Jerus*lem. Comment by Mr. President ®
That would be the Jebusites then you speak of?
June 30th, 2007 at 8:59 pmThat would be the Jebusites then you speak of?
Comment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 8:59 pm
Umm… I don’t know.
It was before the Muslims invaded.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:02 pmYou tried to claim that Jerus*lem rightfully belonged to the Muslims!!!
Typical Islamo-Stalinist Arrogance.
Comment by Mr. President
You really cannot read, can you? No wonder you’re so confused.
Here’s a question, since you avoided actually answering the Trotsky question: what did the Muslims do when they conquered Jerusalem?
Second question: what did the Christians do when they conquered Jerusalem?
No peeking on the Google, either.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:05 pmComment by barfly — June 30, 2007 @ 8:59 pm
So I did.
Nope. 100% serious.
Unlike YOU, I am not an Islamo-Stalinist.
(should I post this on the other thread as well?)
…
…
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by PRIMVS INTER PARES — June 28, 2007 @ 10:47 pm
Well, I’ll have to go back and read the context sometime to see if it was a correct application or not.
However, you are innocent until proven guilty,
I am sorry barfly.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:10 pmNow that the Chimp’s approval rating is down to 27 percent (and disapproval rating up to 65 percent) we can expect to see this in the United States also. KKKarl von Rove is probably talking to the Reichwing right now about how to best pull off another round of scare tactics to whip the sheeple into trusting the only person to precide over an attack on American soil since December 7, 1941. Heckuva job, Dubby.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:15 pmNo peeking on the Google, either.
Comment by gummitch — June 30, 2007 @ 9:05 pm
You on the other hand ARE an Islamo-Stalinist.
What? Do you have your history book out trying to stump me?
First of all, Leon Trotsky was a Russian Marxist.
But, Trotskyite refers to certain neo-Cons.
Secondly, the Mahometians come in and stole the Temple Mount and made it a mosque.
The Xtians came in and slaughtered people.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:16 pm“I am sorry barfly.”
Comment by Mr. President
Do I take my virtual victory lap, now?
This “islamo-whatever-you-don’t like” is just the latest in a sorry list of attempts to smear without thought, and without justification. I thought liberals were supposed to be the kneejerkers.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:17 pmComment by barfly — June 30, 2007 @ 9:17 pm
I am a Liberal (technically).
But I prefer Metaprogressive ™
June 30th, 2007 at 9:19 pmYou want to say “Herr†Bush.
That’s Herr not “heirâ€
Comment by Mr. President ® — June 30, 2007 @ 6:52 pm
On the contrary, since Daddy Bush is still technically running the country along with trusty assistant Dick Cheney, while Georgie is the sacrificial lamb for the Neocon Reich Wing, I think Heir Bush is more than appropriate.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:23 pmComment by Mr. President
Wow. How bold of you. You only got one wrong.
Those neocons of whom you speak are former Trotskyites. It’s an important distinction.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:25 pm“I am a Liberal (technically).”
I’m an ex-carny, and I can smell a con (meaning conservative, AND conjob) a mile away.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:26 pmI’m an ex-carny, and I can smell a con (meaning conservative, AND conjob) a mile away.
Comment by barfly — June 30, 2007 @ 9:26 pm
No.
I took the political compass test, it’s infallible you know!
June 30th, 2007 at 9:29 pmComment by gummitch — June 30, 2007 @ 9:25 pm
What do you mean, how bold of me?
You should know by now that I have no shame and am willing to spit out the first thing that comes to my mind, if need be, without embarrassment.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:31 pmBlair retires, and the “terrorists” invade the British Isles. Does that mean the US is going to invade England and Scotland and Tony was just getting out before the shit hit the fan. What are the neocons after now, the Crown Jewels?
June 30th, 2007 at 9:32 pmComment by Mr. President
Keep ‘em coming. TV is boring, and you’re quite funny.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:32 pmDo I take my virtual victory lap, now?
Comment by barfly — June 30, 2007 @ 9:17 pm
Don’t get too excited, I still have to go back and reread the context of the discussion.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:33 pmI took the political compass test, it’s infallible you know!
Comment by Mr. President
Heh.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:33 pmHey I forgot my logo thing,
oh,
there it is.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:34 pmI guess we saw what recently happened in Kansas with no national guard troops or equipment to handle the clean up and help americans because it’s all over there! Same with the other Bush disaster: Katrina! That’s still a pathetic black mark on the Bush Administration which will NEVER be expunged.
Comment by veritas
Veritas, weren’t you paying attention? It’s all the fault of the two Governors, oh and the Mayor of New Orleans. You know, the Democrats.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:34 pmComment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 9:33 pm
Have you taken the test?
June 30th, 2007 at 9:34 pmDo I take my virtual victory lap, now?
Comment by barfly
I think today we do smokey donuts.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:34 pmOr Flaming Onion Rings!!
June 30th, 2007 at 9:35 pmOr Flaming Onion Rings!!
Comment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 9:35 pm
You should really have that looked at by a doctor…
looks painful…
June 30th, 2007 at 9:36 pmlooks painful…Comment by Mr. President ®
Nascar DayuMItt!
June 30th, 2007 at 9:36 pmlooks painful…
Comment by Mr. President ®
But I bet you never knew that Nascar drivers had Preperation H in their Nomex suits for emergencies did ya?
June 30th, 2007 at 9:38 pmWhat a fool.
Comment by muckdog
Takes one to know one.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:42 pmComment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 9:38 pm
Why do keep avoiding my question.
Did you take the test, and if so, what were the results?
June 30th, 2007 at 9:43 pm(:b
What do you mean, how bold of me?
Comment by Mr. President
Go back and look at your post.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:43 pmWhy are you reading links to the NYTimes and the International Herald Tribune??? It’s a UK story. Try getting the UK POV. Come on!!! Or does America always live in a US media filtered bubble???
June 30th, 2007 at 9:43 pmI think Heir Bush is more than appropriate.
Comment by shane
I think it’s spelled Herr Brusch…
June 30th, 2007 at 9:45 pmGo back and look at your post.
Comment by gummitch — June 30, 2007 @ 9:43 pm
Clever…
You’ve won this round with your fancy play on words.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:46 pmI think Heir Bush is more than appropriate.
Comment by shane
I think it’s spelled Herr Brusch…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
I thought it was Err Bush.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:47 pmI think Heir Bush is more than appropriate.
Comment by shane
I think it’s spelled Herr Brusch…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
I thought it was Err Bush.
Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — June 30, 2007 @ 9:47 pm
June 30th, 2007 at 9:48 pmI thought it was Air-Brush.
Sorry was AFK. No, I never took the political compass test.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:49 pm“Islamo-Stalinism: synthesis of the most retarded aspects of the Islam-loving Left and Stalinism.
Comment by Mr. President
It’s easy to make up names like you trolls are a bunch of shiteating fascist loving neocon nazis. See, that isn’t difficult at all.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:51 pmSorry was AFK. No, I never took the political compass test.
Comment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 9:49 pm
I don’t have a link. But the test said I was a liberal.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:52 pmOr does America always live in a US media filtered bubble???
Comment by david
The media seems to follow what the AP newswire puts out.
http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/
I can look at this site in the morning and tell what the daily hub-bub is pretty much going to be about.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:52 pmComment by shane — June 30, 2007 @ 9:51 pm
Shane, why don’t you google “Islamo-Stalinism” before you start to call people names. See for yourself, we did not “make up” the term.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:53 pm“Or Flaming Onion Rings!!”
Comment by Zep Tepi
Those medicinal marijuana laws will cause the downfall of American civilization.
When we’re all stoned, who will make the onion rings? I suppose we could invent a machine that does the job, but what if we space-off, and forget to turn it on? These are the existential questions we should confront, and not sweat the small stuff.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:54 pmI don’t have a link. But the test said I was a liberal.
Comment by Mr. President ®
I am not surprised. I have said this many times on this forum. Capitalism, which many conservatives approve of, is inherently liberal. It has to be. (and I don’t mean the Pundit code-word version of ‘Liberal’)
June 30th, 2007 at 9:57 pmThose medicinal marijuana laws will cause the downfall of American civilization.
I always knew Paris was trouble =)
June 30th, 2007 at 9:58 pmdon’t have a link. But the test said I was a liberal.
Comment by Mr. President ®
Ignore me. Here it is: http://www.politicalcompass.org
Continue on without me. Sorry to intrude.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:59 pmWhen we’re all stoned, who will make the onion rings?
They will sell like mad! After all we are talking complicated french cuisine, we are talking Burger King employees chunking frozen rings into hot oil and waiting for a beep to yank them out!
June 30th, 2007 at 10:00 pmThe highest possible threat level for a couple of badly made car bombs and a car fire at an airport? Is that what the Brits consider the worst? This threat level ‘critical’ stuff is a joke!
June 30th, 2007 at 10:02 pmThose medicinal marijuana laws will cause the downfall of American civilization.
When we’re all stoned, who will make the onion rings? I suppose we could invent a machine that does the job, but what if we space-off, and forget to turn it on? These are the existential questions we should confront, and not sweat the small stuff.
Comment by barfly — June 30, 2007 @ 9:54 pm
Lucky for us a large segment of the population has already begun experiments to answer those questions. I suggest we line them up with big-cushy jobs teaching the public how to prepare for legalized medical marijuana. Better make ‘em part-time jobs since we won’t know in advance if they can show up on time. ;)
June 30th, 2007 at 10:02 pmI think Heir Bush is more than appropriate.
Comment by shane
I think it’s spelled Herr Brusch…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
I thought it was Err Bush.
Comment by Wayne A. Schneider
You guys are both right. But I was referring to Junior as the heir to the Bush Throne. Since it feels like his daddy’s might still be running the show. After all he’s the common denominator starting with arming the muslims all over the ME.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:03 pmThose medicinal marijuana laws will cause the downfall of American civilization.
I think it might be ag ood idea to legalize pot and use the tax proceeds for border security.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:03 pmI thought it was Air-Brush.
Comment by Mr. President
But you also think your a meta-prosressive when in fact you’re a retro-fascist, so what do you know.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:05 pm“After all we are talking complicated french cuisine, we are talking Burger King employees chunking frozen rings into hot oil and waiting for a beep to yank them out!”
Comment by Zep Tepi —
But if we are all stoned, such complicated support systems cannot be maintained. Remember, fries and rings cannot be cooked in the same fryer…
June 30th, 2007 at 10:06 pmIdiots have to come up with fake, nonsensical terms like “islamofascism” or “islamostalinism” because they cannot actually define their vague enemy.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:07 pmComment by shane
And Mr.President sports another lump under his ill-fitting toupee…
June 30th, 2007 at 10:08 pmShane, why don’t you google “Islamo-Stalinism†before you start to call people names. See for yourself, we did not “make up†the term.
Comment by Mr. President
I don’t recall you ever giving us a link, why don’t you do that?
June 30th, 2007 at 10:09 pmWait a second, this political compass test is part of the studies of Wilhelm Reich? The Orgone guy? Do you see the parellel between him and Tesla (blue energy) I love those guys.
Tesla was way ahead of his time. He was talks about one of my favorite subjects, Non-Scalar waves! Heh (Zero Point stuff)
Okay Im gonna take the test now.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:09 pmComment by shane — June 30, 2007 @ 10:05 pm
Comment by VerbalKint — June 30, 2007 @ 10:07 pm
Comment by barfly — June 30, 2007 @ 10:08 pm
Wow. I thought you guys were better than that…
I was wrong.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:10 pmI don’t recall you ever giving us a link, why don’t you do that?
Comment by shane — June 30, 2007 @ 10:09 pm
I said “google” shane, “google.” I’m not doing your homework for you.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:11 pmHere Mr. P., here’s two examples to show I didn’t make up neocon nazis. Of course, you’re the guy who coined muslime shiteaters to the best of my knowledge, oh and the Joooossss.
http://www.counterpunch.org/versluis08102006.html
June 30th, 2007 at 10:12 pmhttp://unbrainwashed.blogspot.com/2005/11/another-neocon-nazi-nutjob.html
“Idiots have to come up with fake, nonsensical terms like “islamofascism†or “islamostalinism†because they cannot actually define their vague enemy.”
Comment by VerbalKint
How about “Islamo-Badinovs?”
June 30th, 2007 at 10:14 pm“two men slammed a Jeep S.U.V. that caught fire into the departure doors at Glasgow Airport”
passed a truckfire on I 80 today…burnt to crisp …BFD… & how many will die on the roads this 4th?….wake me when something real happens
June 30th, 2007 at 10:14 pm“After all we are talking complicated french cuisine, we are talking Burger King employees chunking frozen rings into hot oil and waiting for a beep to yank them out!â€
Comment by Zep Tepi —
But if we are all stoned, such complicated support systems cannot be maintained. Remember, fries and rings cannot be cooked in the same fryer…
Comment by barfly
If we’re ALL stoned, who’s driving to Burger King?
June 30th, 2007 at 10:15 pmWow. I thought you guys were better than that…
I was wrong.
Comment by Mr. President
Right, Mr. Islamo-whoops-I-soiled-myself-again…
June 30th, 2007 at 10:16 pmShane, why don’t you google “Islamo-Stalinism†before you start to call people names. See for yourself, we did not “make up†the term.
Comment by Mr. President
I don’t recall you ever giving us a link, why don’t you do that?
Comment by shane
I looked and couldn’t find anything supporting your usage. So since you don’t have a link I’ll consider it just more BS.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:17 pmmuslime shiteaters to the best of my knowledge, oh and the Joooossss.
Comment by shane — June 30, 2007 @ 10:12 pm
Yes. MuslimShiteaters ™ is mine.
However, the JOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOooos
is Flaco’s.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:17 pmpassed a truckfire on I 80 today…burnt to crisp …BFD… & how many will die on the roads this 4th?….wake me when something real happens
Comment by .
36 Chicago Public School students shot at school in the last year. Reverand Jackson recently arrested with Father Michael Pflueger for protesting at a gun store near a school. What the hell, I’m sure the victims were “only” brown children anyway.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:20 pmHeh. I am not too far from Ghandi. Not surprised really.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:20 pmWow. I thought you guys were better than that…
I was wrong.
Comment by Mr. President
Until you stop using the term Muslim Shiteaters you will not be getting any respect from me.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:21 pmIf we’re ALL stoned, who’s driving to Burger King?
Comment by shane
There’s the next big thing! Junk-food joints, who will deliver the greasy goodness right to our couches…
June 30th, 2007 at 10:22 pmYes. MuslimShiteaters â„¢ is mine.
However, the JOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOooos
is Flaco’s.
Comment by Mr. President
Charming, shithead.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:23 pmBut if we are all stoned, such complicated support systems cannot be maintained. Remember, fries and rings cannot be cooked in the same fryer
Huh? Please, I worked with drills, presses, rivet guns, and all kinds of shop equipment when stoned (before drug tests)
June 30th, 2007 at 10:23 pmHeh. I am not too far from Ghandi. Not surprised really.
Comment by Zep Tepi
One of my 12 year old daughter’s favorite movies. If you ever come through Chicago you’ll have to show her what Ghandi was like. You don’t have to wear those little white shorts or anything.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:24 pmSmoking a little pot is not debilitative as many think.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:25 pmThere’s the next big thing! Junk-food joints, who will deliver the greasy goodness right to our couches…
Comment by barfly
Back in the good old days in Chicago, Mr. Taco delivered to apartments all night. Of course on Saturday evening some of the bars stayed open until 5 am, good times. Pork burritos were the best I’ve ever had, I think.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:27 pmOne of my 12 year old daughter’s favorite movies. If you ever come through Chicago you’ll have to show her what Ghandi was like. You don’t have to wear those little white shorts or anything.
Comment by shane
I have never seen the movie. But I’d be happy to try to explain the knowledge of the balance of the equilibrium.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:27 pmShane,
You suck.
Great Britian,
Your country has a proud heritage of standing tall. Americans support you.
However misguided our leadership, yours and ours, we support you, all of you Christian, Muslim, Jewish, whatever, we stand by you. Stand tall. . . . our love is with you tonight.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:27 pmHuh? Please, I worked with drills, presses, rivet guns, and all kinds of shop equipment when stoned (before drug tests)
Comment by Zep Tepi
I guess your in charge of the deep fryer then. lol
June 30th, 2007 at 10:28 pmHeh. I am not too far from Ghandi. Not surprised really.
Comment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
Yeah, I’m pretty close to the Dalai Lama.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:28 pmSmoking a little pot is not debilitative as many think.
Comment by Zep Tepi
Please, I’ve chopped off the tip of my thumb cutting up limes for the bar stone cold sober. Well maybe hungover, that’s probably the problem.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:29 pmI guess your in charge of the deep fryer then. lol
Comment by shane
LOL, this is funny, I worked at a Burger King during High School. They really didn’t care which fryer the onion rings and frys were cooked in as the oil was filtered nightly. Back thenwe used lard. Today I see Taco Bell and others have turned to peanut oil.
Yes, I admit, I was a Whopper Flopper. =(
June 30th, 2007 at 10:30 pmShane,
You suck.
Comment by enuf
Coming from you not quite enuf, that’s quite a compliment.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:30 pmHuh? Please, I worked with drills, presses, rivet guns, and all kinds of shop equipment when stoned (before drug tests)”
Comment by Zep Tepi —
And I work with laser/punches, machining centers, and do heat-treating – and I find it affects me very little (other than the effects I smoke it for).
[I was just riffing, 'cause the thread was dragging a little.]
June 30th, 2007 at 10:31 pmPlease, I’ve chopped off the tip of my thumb cutting up limes for the bar stone cold sober. Well maybe hungover, that’s probably the problem. Comment by shane
Ouch.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:32 pmYes, I admit, I was a Whopper Flopper. =(
Comment by Zep Tepi
No Zooey HAS to see this. Oh, we’re talking burgers?
You HAVE to see Gandhi so you understand the little white short comment. I’m sure they’re comfortable, reminds me of Kramer without his jockey shorts on Seinfeld.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:33 pm[I was just riffing, ’cause the thread was dragging a little.]
Comment by barfly
Muy Frio Esse!
June 30th, 2007 at 10:33 pmOuch.
Comment by Zep Tepi
Nothing compared to slamming my finger in one of those old fashioned cash registers. I’m not exactly coordinated, duh.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:34 pm[I was just riffing, ’cause the thread was dragging a little.]
Comment by barfly
Notice how talking about having fun shuts the trolls right down. They must live very entertaining lives.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:35 pmNo Zooey HAS to see this. Oh, we’re talking burgers?
You HAVE to see Gandhi so you understand the little white short comment. I’m sure they’re comfortable, reminds me of Kramer without his jockey shorts on Seinfeld.
Oh I worked the fryer as well. I dunno about Ghandi but when working in 100 deg+ temperatures and high humidity, well lets just say boxer shorts can become quite sticky =P
June 30th, 2007 at 10:35 pmSo no one thinks its just a little bit too convenient that the Senate subpoenas the White House, which was the biggest story of the day, and the very next day “the terrorists are back?
I just can’t help but notice that whenever Bush is facing serious negative press, above and beyond the usual, theres a terrorist alert or attack somewhere that captures the headlines.
Now, a critical White House showdown with congress. Subpoenas served. Everones talking about it.
And walla.
Here come the terrorists.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:36 pmThey must love Bush.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:38 pm“Here come the terrorists.”
Comment by BARTLEBEE
Where’s Pigmeat Markham, now that we need him most?
June 30th, 2007 at 10:40 pmYeah Shane,
I’m all wilted. Grab yourself a gun and hit Iraq. We’ll see is you have the cahoonas to not wet yourself.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:40 pmI saw guys drill thru their own fingers, grab peices of metal spinning on a drill press, cut off fingers on saws who were sober and not high.
I guess it just comes down to caution.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:40 pmI’m all wilted. Grab yourself a gun and hit Iraq. We’ll see is you have the cahoonas to not wet yourself.
Comment by enuf
Shane is female enuf, I didn’t expect you to know that tho =)
June 30th, 2007 at 10:43 pm“Here come the terrorists.â€
Comment by BARTLEBEE
Where’s Pigmeat Markham, now that we need him most?
Comment by barfly
Excellent reference barfly.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:43 pmWe’ll see is you have the cahoonas to not wet yourself.
Comment by enuf
I’ll get right over to enlist as soon as my daughter leaves for college and you tell me what the f*ck a choona is.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:45 pmOh… BARTLEBEE’s here…
You guys don’t need a troll!
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!
See ya later.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:45 pmI guess it just comes down to caution.
Comment by Zep Tepi
Accidents happen, but I’m a klutz.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:46 pmCould it be Shane?
Big ole puddle. Didn’t know that gun was loaded, snagged a fingernail and shot himself in the foot. No worries, when you’re a dead soldier, no one really cares that the little piggy who never made it to market couldn’t go “wee wee wee” all the way home.
So many body bags. . . . so little justice.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:46 pmOh… BARTLEBEE’s here…
You guys don’t need a troll!
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!
See ya later.
Comment by Mr. President
Running scared Mr. President?
June 30th, 2007 at 10:47 pmLessee, the cars were made by Mercedes, which is German, so when is the new PM going to invade Frankfurt?
June 30th, 2007 at 10:47 pmSo many body bags. . . . so little justice.
Comment by enuf
Love the way you Repukes “support the troops”.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:47 pmIt’s lucky TP bothers to post major breaking news stories.
200 comments here talking complete shit about nothing related to the topic to go along with the hundreds of comments in other posts about this claiming that the UK govt was probably behind those bombs.
Strange that people here don’t put more effort into what they post, considering that they may not have much longer to do so.
200 comments here. Not one of you is going to suggest these reflect well on TP or that there is any benefit in continuing to allow comments, let alone one that outweighs how much damage they do to this site’s credibility.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:47 pmI saw guys drill thru their own fingers, grab peices of metal spinning on a drill press, cut off fingers on saws who were sober and not high.
I guess it just comes down to caution.
Comment by Zep Tepi
I once worked in a shop with a guy with really afro-like hair, which he refused to tie behind his head. One day, as I was working on a mill next to him, I noticed he was getting his head too close to the spinning chuck, and warned him. He laughed at me like I was some sort of rookie, and went back to work. A few minutes later, I heard him scream, and run to the men’s room holding his head. When I reached over to turn off his mill, I noticed a hank of his oily hair, going ’round and around, like some scene out of The Three Stooges…
June 30th, 2007 at 10:48 pmOne of my 12 year old daughter’s favorite movies. If you ever come through Chicago you’ll have to show her what Ghandi was like. You don’t have to wear those little white shorts or anything.
Comment by shane
Well he can’t very well show her what Ghandi was like while wearing a kilt, now, can he? :)
Now would I imagine the Health Dept taking a liking to seeing a Whopper Flopper dressed in a kilt, either. :)
June 30th, 2007 at 10:48 pmBy Cahonas enuf means balls.
I am only 3 clicks from center of the of the compass. Not far from center. I guess I am a ‘centrist’
June 30th, 2007 at 10:48 pmHmmm cojones is espanol for balls, kahuna is hawaiian for dude, I can’t figure out which misspelling to go for.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:48 pmNot one of you is going to suggest these reflect well on TP or that there is any benefit in continuing to allow comments, let alone one that outweighs how much damage they do to this site’s credibility.
WTF, from 2.2 pounds of shit?
June 30th, 2007 at 10:50 pmkahuna Shane. Get that. Kinda figured that being a Nazi an all, you’d better understand the term in German. Overestimated.
OMG. You’ve spawned?
June 30th, 2007 at 10:50 pm200 comments here talking complete shit about nothing related to the topic to go along with the hundreds of comments in other posts about this claiming that the UK govt was probably behind those bombs. -Kilo
I can’t prove they were. I have a feeling it might be in part to Knighting Salmon Rushdie
June 30th, 2007 at 10:50 pmLessee, the cars were made by Mercedes, which is German, so when is the new PM going to invade Frankfurt?
Comment by RUCerious
I thought Bush was going after the terrorist in England so he could steal the Crown Jewels and when daddy Bush steps down from the throne he’ll be ready. I wonder who will step down first, Queen Elizabeth or King George HW, of Bush.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:50 pmAs many cameras as are around Britain the should have some shots of the perpetrators
June 30th, 2007 at 10:51 pmBush is fishing with his dad in Maine, so he is not concerned about this event, so why should we be worried about it.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:52 pmJay, ya think he’ll catch a 7 lb perch?
June 30th, 2007 at 10:54 pmNow would I imagine the Health Dept taking a liking to seeing a Whopper Flopper dressed in a kilt, either. :)
Comment by Wayne A. Schneider
You know Wayne, ever since we had that discussion about what Scotsmen wear under their kilts, you’ve been obsessed. Where’s Zooey? Jane?
June 30th, 2007 at 10:54 pmHey!!!
Where did BARTLEBEE go?
BARTLEBEE… Christianity is better than Islam…
I bet you can’t prove me wrong…
June 30th, 2007 at 10:54 pmKilo:
Quit hyperventilating. This topic will be amply covered on tomorrow’s gab-shows. And pull the patronizing stick out of your ass while you’re at it, you political prig.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:54 pmIslamo-Stalinism: synthesis of the most retarded aspects of the Islam-loving Left and Stalinism.
Islamo-Stalinist: means a Leftist like yourself who’s an apologist for Muslims and makes every excuse for them.
Also known as a Dhimmi.
Definitions by PRIMVS INTER PARES, The Joker
But the most IMPORTANT ONE in the USA is the
ISLAMOTerrorist Saudi OIL WHOREBAG, aka Bush and Cheney,
TREASONOUS WAR CRIMINALS…
June 30th, 2007 at 10:54 pmIf we have to get all technically correct:
(KudoZ) din engleză în germană translation of cahoona – male balls.
Multilignually, Shane sux. Parse that.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:54 pmThe US press is trying to hype this event for the 4th of July holiday, but best to just ignore it unless something develops here.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:55 pmNot one of you is going to suggest these reflect well on TP or that there is any benefit in continuing to allow comments, let alone one that outweighs how much damage they do to this site’s credibility.
WTF, from 2.2 pounds of shit?
Comment by RUCerious
It sounds like he’s threatening to shutdown the internets and the google single handedly. He must be one of those fascist neocons.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:56 pmRUCerious > Bush is fishing out in the Atlantic, so he might catch a flounder or cod fish.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:56 pmkahuna Shane. Get that. Kinda figured that being a Nazi an all, you’d better understand the term in German. Overestimated.
OMG. You’ve spawned?
Comment by enuf
You mean like the Big Kahuna in the Gidget movies. Do you ride a surfboard dude?
Where I come from we call it giving birth. But I don’t know about your planet R2dumb2.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:58 pmHey!!!
Where did BARTLEBEE go?
BARTLEBEE… Christianity is better than Islam…
I bet you can’t prove me wrong…
Comment by Mr. President ® — June 30, 2007 @ 10:54 pm
Fascinating, but are you sure you weren’t driving Cherokee on the Tarmac at Glasgow earlier today?
June 30th, 2007 at 10:58 pmJay, he’ll probably mistake it for a perch. They do have surf perch, but they are only caught by shore, and somehow I just don’t see the chymp with enough stamina to take off his shoes, wade out up to his knees and cast anything farther than 4 inches or so.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:59 pmPress did show old Bush Senior driving the boat, so maybe he will hit a rock outcrop or breakwater and sink.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:59 pm#288 ~ puhleeze, still my racing heart~
June 30th, 2007 at 11:00 pmFascinating, but are you sure you weren’t driving Cherokee on the Tarmac at Glasgow earlier today?
Comment by BARTLEBEE — June 30, 2007 @ 10:58 pm
Those weren’t Christians BARTLEBEE…
God you’re dumb.
†
June 30th, 2007 at 11:00 pmJay, ya think he’ll catch a 7 lb perch?
Comment by RUCerious
Would that be one of them there newcueler perch?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:01 pmThere is, to be sure, a STRUGGLE against terrorism.
THERE IS NO “war†against terrorism.
Just an excuse to keep the sheep scared, so that TRAITORS like Bush and Cheney can keep power.
Bush and Cheney REFUSED TO TESTIFY UNDER OATH to the 9/11 Commission…
They REFUSE TO LET THEIR PEOPLE TESTIFY UNDER OATH to Congress about their POLITICIZING OF THE DOJ in order to STEAL ELECTIONS.
And TREASONOUSLY EXPOSED our WMD COVERT, spy, and in doing so, showed they care NOTHING ABOUT, and indeed, SABOTAGED, our NATIONAL SECURITY!!
Until they are willing to answer TRUTHFULLY, UNDER OATH, about 9/11 and their dealings with the Bin Ladens and Saudi TERRORIST FINANCIERS, their credibility of fighting a “war on terror†is NIL,
I consider them as much TERRORISTS as any of the Islamics, and so I christen them IslamoTERRORISTS Saudi OIL WHOREBAGS…
June 30th, 2007 at 11:01 pmPress did show old Bush Senior driving the boat,
Comment by Jay Randal — June 30, 2007 @ 10:59 pm
He may have been driving it but it was Barbara who was rockin it.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:01 pmgummitch, one of the posters on here, said he was at Glasgow airport today, just before the SUV crashed into the building, so what was he doing there?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:01 pmMultilignually, Shane sux. Parse that.
Comment by enuf
Only you Republican men consider that a negative.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:04 pmHe may have been driving it but it was Barbara who was rockin it.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — June 30, 2007 @ 11:01 pm
Ughh! Now I’m going to be seasick…
June 30th, 2007 at 11:04 pmshane, the moron would catch a three headed trout and hold it up to the camera with that vacuuous grin while doing his infamous yuck.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:05 pmGeorge W. Bush may CALL himself a “christian”.
His ACTS of LIES and MURDER do NOT follow the teachings of Jesus.
Our Nun from 1st grade told us:
“ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS”.
George W. Bush, by his EVIL acts, is therefore an EVIL person, as is Dick Cheney.
May God have mercy on the souls of these WAR CRIMINALS.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:05 pmBush is fishing out in the Atlantic, so he might catch a flounder or cod fish.
Comment by Jay Randal
So if little Georgie catches a flounder is that cannibalism.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:05 pmUPDATE: BBC is reporting the arrested suspects are Asian.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:06 pm….they aren’t the best drivers
Ughh! Now I’m going to be seasick…
Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — June 30, 2007 @ 11:04 pm
lol, no I meant they use her for ballast.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:06 pmPress did show old Bush Senior driving the boat, so maybe he will hit a rock outcrop or breakwater and sink.
Comment by Jay Randal
Wasn’t that a funny shot? Daddy won’t let him drive the boat yet.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:07 pm“Press did show old Bush Senior driving the boat, so maybe he will hit a rock outcrop or breakwater and sink.”
Comment by Jay Randal
Well, if we’re going to fantasize…
Sharks, with frikkin’ laser beams!
June 30th, 2007 at 11:07 pmBush is going to meet with Putin up in Maine, with his dad in attendence, so something might be up to get Putin to go along with an attack on Iran. For Russia to not get involved when it takes place.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:07 pmChristianity is better than Islam…I bet you can’t prove me wrong…
Comment by Mr. President
I am a Christian, of this their is no doubt. Yet the Quran recognizes Jesus as prophet, or messiah. Islam follows a theocratic Sharian law. What makes Christianity thrive is that we are not a theocratic nation and that we all, no matter what our belief, follow the law of the land. Such is what the founding fathers probably wanted when they broke away from the religious oppression in Europe. They did not want to abolish religion but create an atmosphere where one sect (interpretation of the bible) did not fight with or control another.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:08 pmBartles, we use a trick like that off LaPush. Tie off a couple of empty five gallon pails and throw them in behind you to slow down your drift. Works great, and we could have Babs on one line and the Stepford Laura off the other.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:08 pmMem>Wasn’t that a funny shot? Daddy won’t let him drive the boat yet.
Comment by shane — June 30, 2007 @ 11:07 pm
Actually I heard that a was a formal request from the Coast Guard.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:09 pmSharks, with frikkin’ laser beams!
LoL
June 30th, 2007 at 11:09 pmUghh! Now I’m going to be seasick…
Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — June 30, 2007 @ 11:04 pm
lol, no I meant they use her for ballast.
Comment by BARTLEBEE
Too late, we’ve already lost our dinners.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:09 pmThey were probably boating out to the secret volcano lair.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:10 pmWorks great, and we could have Babs on one line and the Stepford Laura off the other.
Comment by RUCerious — June 30, 2007 @ 11:08 pm
You’d have to toss in Jenna and the other one to compensate for Babs, otherwise the boat would just do donuts.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:10 pmI am the man who will maintain the dignity of this evil organization -Sr
June 30th, 2007 at 11:12 pmWhenever Bush goes out in a boat, then the Coast Guard has to surround the area, and Navy Seal divers have to look for hidden mines and stuff too.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:12 pmWell, if we’re going to fantasize…
Sharks, with frikkin’ laser beams!
Comment by barfly — June 30, 2007 @ 11:07 pm
LOL! Love it! That’ll teach Bush Jr to actually authorize that program. Whoops, I might have said too much…
I’m going to go over here now…
June 30th, 2007 at 11:12 pm#272. Isn’t the issue intolerance . . . the utter, dispicable ignorance that Shane puts a face on? We go bomb a people who don’t look like us so their lives and deaths are literally incomprehensible. Our leaders want their oil without regard to the “public school” kids whose lives are on the line. They offensively shout “Unamerican” at anyone who disputes their rantings. They savage our democratic instiutution in the name of “democracy.” Intollerance is their stock in trade. Call them out.
Thank you Ms. Edwards. While Ann Couler is a minion, you’ve displayed more backbone than any dem in recent memory.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:14 pmChristianity is better than Islam…I bet you can’t prove me wrong…
Comment by Mr. President
My Jesus is better than your Jesus? Is that what this thread has been reduced too?
Hi trolls
June 30th, 2007 at 11:15 pmUPDATE: BBC is reporting the arrested suspects are Asian.
….they aren’t the best drivers
Comment by .
You should know that when Brits refer to “Asian” they’re talking south central Asia, primarily Pakistani.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:15 pmYes, I admit, I was a Whopper Flopper. =(
Comment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 10:30 pm
Impressive….
June 30th, 2007 at 11:16 pmgummitch > why were you at Glasgow airport today?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:16 pmMy Jesus is better than your Jesus? Is that what this thread has been reduced too?
Hi trolls
Comment by willyloman — June 30, 2007 @ 11:15 pm
The trolls were trying to bait me into a discussion of Christianity vs Islam, but I’m not biting.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:16 pm…but I’m not biting. BARTLEBEE
Good for you. Keep playing hard to get. Trolls love that.
Glasgow: How is this a terrorist attack? No one was hurt, right? What did they attack? A trash bin and a handicapped parking space? Little fishy?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:20 pmImpressive….
Comment by Zooey
I knew you would be impressed. What woman doesn’t want a man who can cook? =) Maybe I will tell you of why I was terminated. =)
June 30th, 2007 at 11:20 pmHow come we aren’t hearing anything about these so called terrorists? What are they saying about them?
They tried like 3 times now and so far all they’ve managed to blow up is one of their own cars.
I guess we can safely assume these bozo’s were not exactly on the deans list at Terror U.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:22 pmApparently they forgot the “blowing up” part of the process.
this is what happens when they get cheap labor to do the job.
Apparently, Pakistanis are taking the jobs that Al Quedas don’t want to do.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:24 pmImpressive….
Comment by Zooey
How iz yewz twoday Zooey?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:26 pm(cont.)
And, of course, the product is suffering.
I mean, who’s scared of this crap?
Whats the world coming to when you can’t get any good terror anymore?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:27 pmIf the British had real Al-Qaeda terrorists in custody, then they would parade them before the press like trophies. But the press is reporting they are Asian males, so maybe they were drunk and had the car loaded with alcohol to take back to China.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:28 pmCurious,
Folks are claiming that this “terrorist attack” was fabricated? What proof?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:29 pm(cont.)
From dropping the Trade Centers on a dime,
to blowing themselves up in the parking lot.
Pathetic. How the mighty have fallen.
How are we expected to rally a nation of supeana crazy citizens with this crap.
Someone should demand their money back.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:30 pmI knew you would be impressed. What woman doesn’t want a man who can cook? =) Maybe I will tell you of why I was terminated. =)
Comment by Zep Tepi
I love a man who can cook. Do share the story of your termination, Zep! :D
How iz yewz twoday Zooey?
Comment by Zep Tepi
I am absolutely fan-dam-tastic. How iz yew?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:31 pmActually I heard that a was a formal request from the Coast Guard.
Comment by BARTLEBEE
I wonder who ordered him to not get on a horse down at the ranch? The mounties? Or has somebody seen a picture of him on a horse?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:31 pmDon’t worry Wily. Something tells me if Congress doesn’t back off and this thing starts to turn on Bush, some of us will be getting hurt too.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:31 pmFolks are claiming that this “terrorist attack†was fabricated? What proof?
Comment by enuf
Not claiming, opinionating.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:31 pmI wonder who ordered him to not get on a horse down at the ranch?
Comment by shane — June 30, 2007 @ 11:31 pm
The SPCA.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:32 pmGranted, the cars were discovered before any blew, but, it does come on the anniversary of the subway bombings and on the peculiar date 7/7/07, Al Qaeda is known for plotting synchronized attacks on anniversaries and significant dates, why isn’t this just solid police work?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:33 pm“Worse terrorist attack, ever!” comic book guy
June 30th, 2007 at 11:33 pmgummitch > why were you at Glasgow airport today?
Comment by Jay Randal
I didn’t say I was there today, I said I was there a couple of months ago. April, to be precise. It was my first visit to Scotland, and my first attempt at driving on the left, so I was hyper-aware of everything and I have strong memories of the airport, especially after walking around at some length at the wrong end of the building looking for the rental area.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:33 pmAre you suggesting that a car blowing up at an airport is “solid policework”?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:34 pmenuf > today is 6-30-07, so 7-7-07 is a week from now.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:35 pmI wish I was at Glasgow airport, or rather, in Glasgow. I want to live there, just off Byres Road, in a Victorian flat within walking distance of Tennant’s. I’d be a happy chappy then.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:36 pmThanks gummitch for the clarification. My sister visited Scotland a few years ago and liked it.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:36 pmFolks are claiming that this “terrorist attack†was fabricated? What proof?
Comment by enuf — June 30, 2007 @ 11:29 pm
Not claiming. Just analyzing.
No proof but there is evidence.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:37 pmFolks are claiming that this “terrorist attack†was fabricated? What proof?
Comment by enuf
I don’t know how anyone can be saying anything at this point, they haven’t even had time to investigate. I think it’s pure speculation at this point.
FOX was on at my parents’ house this afternoon, and they were really pushing the terror aspect. I told them what UKDave said yesterday, but my dad wasn’t having it. I guess FOX knows better than someone who’s actually there.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:37 pmI would say that an observant citizen who notified police that a Mercedes was smoking, their subsequent dismanteling of the car bomb, locating and disabling the second car bomb and enduring a day in which three car bombs resulted in no deaths is quite fine public service. Would you have it any other way?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:38 pmComment by enuf — June 30, 2007 @ 11:14 pm
Dumb enuf, I would debate you on post 272 but it’s not mine, so I don’t know what you’re babbling about now.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:38 pmI love a man who can cook. Do share the story of your termination, Zep! :D How iz yewz twoday Zooey?
Comment by Zep Tepi
I am absolutely fan-dam-tastic. How iz yew? Comment by Zooey
I am good-bah-good-bah-good (say this fast) Thanxx fer askin.
Well, some lady came in and said she wanted extra extra pickles. I was about tired of working at Burger Whack, and well I put extra extra pickles on her burger. So much so that it was a soup sandwich. She of course came back and complained to the manager, and waaaa laaa, I was free from Burger Land! And to this day I do not like or will ever work in fast food again.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:38 pm3 connected terrorists plots? sounds to me as if all they were all pissed over high gas prices
June 30th, 2007 at 11:38 pmGranted, the cars were discovered before any blew, but, it does come on the anniversary of the subway bombings and on the peculiar date 7/7/07,
Comment by enuf — June 30, 2007 @ 11:33 pm
Yea except its not July the 7th.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:38 pmYes, I admit, I was a Whopper Flopper. =(
Comment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 10:30 pm
Impressive….
Comment by Zooey
See Zooey, I knew you’d be impressed. enuf said Shane sux and he didn’t mean it it a good way. I just don’t understand these Republicans.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:40 pmwhy isn’t this just solid police work?
Comment by enuf — June 30, 2007 @ 11:33 pm
Because all the police did was direct traffic and clean up the debris.
The terrorists foiled their own plots.
All three of them.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:40 pmI would say that an observant citizen who notified police that a Mercedes was smoking -enuf
Thank God for everyday people like you and me enuf!
June 30th, 2007 at 11:40 pmMaybe parking is harder there and they wanted to make sure they got a good spot, 10 days early? Maybe…
Or…
Maybe that had nothing to do with this… and something else did…..
June 30th, 2007 at 11:41 pm#347 Get over it. Close enough. Frankly, I think that this is the work of copycats. Clsoe enough, but Al Qaeda is pretty precise.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:42 pmApparently, Pakistanis are taking the jobs that Al Quedas don’t want to do.
Comment by willyloman
Now that thar’s funny I don’t ker who ya are.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:43 pmThese “plots” remind me of the Shoe Bomber trying valiantly to light his shoes on fire on a plane.
Maybe the heart was in the right place, but they just didn’t have the “natural terrorist talents” required for the job.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:43 pmSee Zooey, I knew you’d be impressed.
Bows graciously. (8^B
June 30th, 2007 at 11:43 pmYes WTF could I mean when I talk about how much you cost this site in terms of credibility?
You of course would have read that recent “Fred Thompson attacks Harry Reid” article and thought you’ve done well there.
What do you think those who run this website (by which I mean the authors, editiors and those who finance it) when they wrote an article about how outrageous it was for Thompson to suggest:
“This is a place where even those who think the 9/11 attacks were an inside job find a home.”
Which was promptly followed by validation of Thompson’s supposedly outrageous claim by several hundred posts about how it was indeed an inside job by those who call the comments section of TP their home.
Making TP look plainly ridiculous.
The motivation or benefit in allowing that to continue would be…. ?
Tell us. WTF is it ?
Where’s the upside ?
No, you’re just slow. I was actually predicting that you’ll be shutting the comments section of this blog down, all on your own.
Or maybe not. I dunno.
Maybe it’s a positive thing for a well-polished and funded liberal media organisation promoting the Democrat party and its alternative policies for wars and anti-terrorism that it desperately wants to have taken seriously at the next elections. Where Democrats seem to struggle with credibility on national security issues.
Maybe it’s a bonus for them to put out well researched and targetted articles about the war and terrorism, and then to have a couple of hundred posts comparing Bush to Hitler and calling for him to be hung. Maybe that’s what they want to attact swing voters.
Or when they make an arguement linking a terrorist incident in the UK to assessments that the war in Iraq has increased the threat of terrorism.
Then hundreds of posts from their “supporters” suggest this is BS because it was probably Cheney or Blair or the UK govt or The Dirty Jews who wanted to bomb citizens in a false-flag attack.
Maybe that’s what they’re after. Maybe adds something positive to the articles on this blog that just the article itself doesn’t.
Tell me you think that, and I’ll tell you you’re a liar.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:43 pm#349. You must be a superhero. All the police did was enter a smokin’ Mercedes and disarm a bomb.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:45 pmFrankly, I think that this is the work of copycats.
Comment by enuf — June 30, 2007 @ 11:42 pm
Hmmmm, anyone seen Tony Blair around recently?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:45 pmI guess the terrorists are stupid and forgot the date today. Their leader is cussing them out and saying “I told you clowns to do it next Sunday.”
June 30th, 2007 at 11:45 pmDoes anybody read long posts like that? My attention span is way too short.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:45 pmSaturday > I mean lol.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:46 pmComment by gummitch
The next time you’re in Scotland would you please bring back a couple of kilts. They seem to be TP’s latest fad.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:46 pmWell, some lady came in and said she wanted extra extra pickles. I was about tired of working at Burger Whack, and well I put extra extra pickles on her burger. So much so that it was a soup sandwich. She of course came back and complained to the manager, and waaaa laaa, I was free from Burger Land! And to this day I do not like or will ever work in fast food again.
Comment by Zep Tepi
Heh. That’s what I would have done! You want pickles, lady? I’m giving you some pickles! Excellent break for freedom, Zep. :)
June 30th, 2007 at 11:47 pm359. Comment by Jay Randal
They were going on vaction next week to Texas to spend some time with Chimpy. Had to push up the gig.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:47 pmenuf > today is 6-30-07, so 7-7-07 is a week from now.
Comment by Jay Randal
Hey, don’t piss of short enuf! If he say’s it’s 7-7-07 then gosh darn its 7-7-07.
Okay enuf, tell me how this one is my fault, or should I call you compTROLLER.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:48 pmI would say that an observant citizen who notified police that a Mercedes was smoking -enuf
Comment by Zep Tepi — June 30, 2007 @ 11:40 pm
Uhh, sure…. except for one thing.
Unless this was Spy vs Spy from MAD placing about 30 of those old bowling ball bombs with a fuse, then it shouldn’t have been “smoking”.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:48 pmSee Zooey, I knew you’d be impressed. enuf said Shane sux and he didn’t mean it it a good way. I just don’t understand these Republicans.
Comment by shane
You know me too well, shane. :D
That really wasn’t a nice thing for enuf to say. Why does enuf allege that you suck?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:49 pmHow did a street cop defuse a complecated bomb? It must have been a bowling ball bomb with the little fuse sticking out of the top.
Maybe it had an “on/off” switch.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:51 pma Mercedes was smoking -enuf
Thank God for everyday people like you and me enuf!
Comment by Zep Tepi
Next thing you know everytime a Mercedes has a martini somebody will be calling the cops.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:52 pmDoes anybody read long posts like that? My attention span is way too short.
Comment by willyloman
I never read Kilo’s shit.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:52 pmWilly,
If you’re a copy cat and want to make a big stink but don’t want to get caught, you don’t do it the week it’s expected. You do it when tensions are high, but before the troops are in place.
Like all opinions, you are one.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:53 pmwillyloman > it was probably a piece of cloth sticking out of a jug of gasoline. The guy probably saw that in some movie and had no idea the cloth has to soaked a little with some gas, so the cloth smoldered instead of burning into the jug and igniting the gasoline. The cop just had to pull it out to stop the process.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:55 pmYou’re talking about Tony Blair right ?
The attempted bombing in the UK is a big PR hoax. Nothing happened. No cars exploded. Nobody even knows if the devices were wired properly to explode. Since poodle Blair left as PM a few days ago, then it seems he might be behind it.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:56 pmComment by Jay Randal — June 29, 2007 @
enuf,
I’m sorry. I thought you said that they paid close attention to dates and historical references. Now, the story is that they pay attention to them, but then don’t do stuff on those dates because that would be, what, obvious?
And, what troops? In place on the street? Very clever. I think you got it figured out.
But I still say, “worse terrorist attack, ever!” They don’t take pride in their work anymore. And it shows. It REALLY shows.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:56 pmI never read Kilo’s shit.
Comment by Zooey
You should if you are insomniac. :D
June 30th, 2007 at 11:58 pmHeh. That’s what I would have done! You want pickles, lady? I’m giving you some pickles! Excellent break for freedom, Zep. :)
Comment by Zooey
You Weisenheimer you.
Enuf, could you get to the point, please? Millions of people, not on this site, are speculating about these cars and who did it. Are any of them correct?
June 30th, 2007 at 11:58 pmTell me you think that, and I’ll tell you you’re a liar.
Comment by Kilo
Hey Kilo, hundreds of posts every day by your troll buddies Mr. P, CompTROLLER and the rest but I’m the only one messing up the site. Geez maybe you should tell your friends to stop pissing everybody off. Or maybe you should just go f*ck yourself.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:58 pm372. Comment by Jay Randal
I agree. I am not sure how many Patrol Officers would be instructed to attempt complicated bomb defusals without intense training.
However, not really the SOP of Al Queda, is it? They seem to be a little better trained and equiped.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:00 amKilo > could be that Tony Blair is behind it. He does not like his replacement Brown as PM.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:00 amLet’s see how that works out.
Again, probably not losing much if you can’t be bothered reading something that’s shorter than half the articles here.
Be honest, you read none of them past the opening sentence do you ?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:00 amThat really wasn’t a nice thing for enuf to say. Why does enuf allege that you suck?
Comment by Zooey
I don’t know but Mr. P and CT, the other women bashers are gone and all of a sudden kilo and enuf are on my case. Quite a coinkeedink!
July 1st, 2007 at 12:01 am“worse terrorist attack, ever!â€
I feel like we have all been cheated by this substandard terror.
I mean, I’m not even a little scared.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:02 amMaybe it had an “on/off†switch.
Comment by willyloman
I think it said ACME on the side.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:02 amDoes seem pretty odd that the car was smokin’ but didn’t blow. With all of that gas and bomb matter, seems it should have blown.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:02 amKilo, I would respond to you, but I am afraid that you would simply cut and paste another one of your World Changing Manifestos if I did.
Oh, damn, here it comes…
July 1st, 2007 at 12:04 amDoes seem pretty odd that the car was smokin’ but didn’t blow. With all of that gas and bomb matter, seems it should have blown.
Comment by enuf — July 1, 2007 @ 12:02 am
Do you have any idea how easy it is to ignite gasoline?
9 year olds do it every day. It doesn’t take a … “rocket scientist” to ignite gasoline.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:04 amAnd you would be basing this assessment on what ?
Your familiarity with al Qaeda training and manuals which amounts to fkall and nothing ?
The facts as you know them about this case without having bothered to read anything about what was found ?
Awesome.
Even the WaPo has an referred to the fact these bombs match the components and technique of those outlined in an al Qaeda manual picked up in Afghanistan.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:05 amBut I still say, “worse terrorist attack, ever!†They don’t take pride in their work anymore. And it shows. It REALLY shows.
Comment by willyloman
They just got the film developed and there a perpetrator. His name is Wile E. Coyote. Is that Asian?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:05 amYou should if you are insomniac. :D
Comment by Juan C
I’ll keep that in mind!
How are you tonight, Juan?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:05 am383. Comment by shane
A very interesting hypothisis… maybe the Coyote did it!
That explains why it was the “worse terrorist attack ever”
Thank you shane. That makes sense now.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:07 amI don’t know but Mr. P and CT, the other women bashers are gone and all of a sudden kilo and enuf are on my case. Quite a coinkeedink!
Comment by shane
All the trolls have problems with uppity women. :-D
July 1st, 2007 at 12:07 amHow are you tonight, Juan?
Comment by Zooey
Fine, lady, thank you. Busy. Final test, the 4th of July (almost an irony). And then Im off to Ohio ;)
How about you? Are you hitting on TRoS again? In my opinion, he was actually really shy and nervous. Heh.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:08 amWho said it was smoking ?
There is no news report that doesn’t say “there appeared to be smoke but this was haze from the petrol fumes”.
There’s about 10,000 that do say that.
I reckon you should go with the random misinformed idiot who told you this on a blog. That decision doesn’t seem pretty odd.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:08 amAnd you would be basing this assessment on what ?
Your familiarity with al Qaeda training and manuals which amounts to fkall and nothing ?
Comment by Kilo — July 1, 2007 @ 12:05 am
Hell CNN is offering an associates degree in Al Quaeda.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:08 amAll the trolls have problems with uppity women. :-D
Comment by Zooey
Well what would I know about uppity? Bitchy, evil, crazy as a loon maybe, but uppity? Now I’m pissed.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:09 amHey enuf- Shane figured it out…
6-30-07 is the anniverary of the first time the Road Runner dropped an anvil on the Coyote’s head. You were right all along.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:10 amHow about you? Are you hitting on TRoS again? In my opinion, he was actually really shy and nervous. Heh.
Comment by Juan C
I always miss the good stuff. Dang.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:10 am#386. BARTLEBEE. Brilliant. That would be the point.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:11 amFine, lady, thank you. Busy. Final test, the 4th of July (almost an irony). And then Im off to Ohio ;)
No problemo, Juan. You’re the brilliantest. :)
How about you? Are you hitting on TRoS again? In my opinion, he was actually really shy and nervous. Heh.
Comment by Juan C
I’m not hitting on him!! I’m helping him get over his shyness. ;)
July 1st, 2007 at 12:11 amIt’s another service I offer — in addition to sarcasm and disgustingly sick jokes.
Your familiarity with al Qaeda training and manuals which amounts to fkall and nothing ?
Comment by Kilo
Well, Al-Qaeda bombs actually go boom.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:12 amHell CNN is offering an associates degree in Al Quaeda.
Comment by BARTLEBEE
FOX News has been offering a course in Al Cracker for years.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:13 amWell what would I know about uppity? Bitchy, evil, crazy as a loon maybe, but uppity? Now I’m pissed.
Comment by shane
All of the above equal uppity in Trollie Land. So sit down, shut up, put on your pearls, and cook something!! :D
July 1st, 2007 at 12:14 amWho said it was smoking ?
There is no news report that doesn’t say “there appeared to be smoke but this was haze from the petrol fumesâ€.
There’s about 10,000 that do say that.
I reckon you should go with the random misinformed idiot who told you this on a blog. That decision doesn’t seem pretty odd.
Comment by Kilo
CNN and MSNBC said it all night last night. And one of the Emergency workers reached into the car and disarmed it. That’s what they said.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:14 amAs a matter of fact, the Al Quaeda logo was found on the side of the potato with the m-80 in it.
case closed.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:14 amWell, Al-Qaeda bombs actually go boom.
Comment by Juan C
That’s my thinking as well, Juan. If Al Qeada built the bombs, they would work — really well.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:16 amIt was a Mr. Potato Head Suicide Bomber.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:16 amI just saw on Americablog that one of the suspects in the Glasgow incident is in critical condition and might not survive. He was seriously burned.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:16 amIn the first case, an ambulance crew alerted the police after seeing what it thought was smoke inside a silver-green Mercedes parked outside the Tiger Tiger nightclub on the Haymarket. The police defused an explosive device there by hand in the early morning, but did not reveal the episode until hours later.
Then, after a day of growing tensions and reports of a second bomb, the police confirmed Friday night that they had found a blue Mercedes rigged to explode in a car pound on upscale Park Lane, where it was stowed after being ticketed and towed away. Traffic agents said they had smelled gasoline fumes coming from the vehicle.
The first one was discovered supposedly because an ambulance crew thought they saw smoke coming from the vehicle. Thought being the keyword.
The second vehicle was because traffic agents said they smelled gas.
“thought they smelled gas”
“thought they saw smoke”
And the 3rd one, the so called “suicide attack, well what can I say? The two “suicide terrorists” are “in custody”.
London must be gripped with fear.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:16 am#386. BARTLEBEE. Brilliant. That would be the point.
Comment by enuf — July 1, 2007 @ 12:11 am
The point was that if they wanted to blow it, they would have.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:18 amYou’re the brilliantest. :)
Oh, you dont want me to go to Idaho and give all the hugs you deserve lady, do you? (whos hitting on, right now, huh?)
July 1st, 2007 at 12:18 amI’m not hitting on him!! I’m helping him get over his shyness. ;)
Comment by Zooey
Yes, and there are WMDs in Iraq. Ha!! ;)
Idiot, they’re all comments. None of them reflect well on this site.
WTF is wrong with you if you think which one is your’s matters ?
Okay, I’m more than happy to help out with that.
So you tell me how these trolls provoked you guys into blaming Cheney, Blair and the Jews for 9/11 and these bombs all in the space of a couple of days, and I’ll ask them to stop doing that again.
So what was it they said ?
Something like “I bet you liberals couldn’t even write-off the credibility this site has in 72 hours if you tried” ?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:18 amWas that it ?
Because otherwise you’re just in denial.
Follow the dots . . . the smokin’ car loaded with explosives that didn’t explode, sudden discovery by an ambuance (gov’t operated -just happened to be there), the “hero” cop, on the scene to disarm it before the bomb squad arrived, all of those cameras, but none apparently had pics of the get-away. What happened? Second car located before explosion. Third car explodes, but no casualites. Either really lucky police work or . . .
July 1st, 2007 at 12:18 amI reckon you should go with the random misinformed idiot who told you this on a blog. That decision doesn’t seem pretty odd.
Comment by Kilo —
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19505807/
WASHINGTON – British authorities found no link between a defused London car bomb and any terrorist group during the early hours of their investigation, two officials in Washington said Friday.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:21 amThe officials, who were briefed on the investigation, said the inquiry in London’s bustling nightclub district had yielded no suspects and no definitive description of anyone leaving the vehicle.
London police defused the bomb after an ambulance crew spotted smoke coming from a Mercedes filled with a lethal mix of gasoline, propane and nails.
411. Comment by Kilo
you know, you’re supposed to take those pill on a regular basis now. That’s why they give ‘em to you.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:22 am“ah, just a spoon full of suger helps the medicine go down
the medicine go down…
the medicine go down.
In the most delightful way”
catchy, huh?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:24 amAll of the above equal uppity in Trollie Land. So sit down, shut up, put on your pearls, and cook something!! :D
Comment by Zooey
Hey I’ve been washing wet, moldy camp clothes all afternoon after the 6 hour ride to pick her up. But I am wearing my pearls.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:24 amyou know, you’re supposed to take those pill on a regular basis now. That’s why they give ‘em to you.
Comment by willyloman
In this case, I’d suspect they’re probably suppositories the size of avocados.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:25 amShane,
You are a fount of wisdom. If you read it in the newspaper, it’s gotta be true : > )
July 1st, 2007 at 12:25 amIt was a Mr. Potato Head Suicide Bomber.
Comment by willyloman
He left his Red Rider BB Gun at the scene.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:25 amKilo, you are right. Airplane fuel can melt metal. Thank you for your input, though. .
July 1st, 2007 at 12:26 am417. Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
that kinda makes the spoon full of sugar a little less pleasant.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:27 amI just saw on Americablog that one of the suspects in the Glasgow incident is in critical condition and might not survive. He was seriously burned.
Comment by Jay Randal
All kidding aside, the first one died at the scene, trying but unable to get out of the vehicle.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:27 amIn this case, I’d suspect they’re probably suppositories the size of avocados.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
double ouch
July 1st, 2007 at 12:28 amIn this case, I’d suspect they’re probably suppositories the size of avocados.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Which are only placebos. And he knows it.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:28 amthat kinda makes the spoon full of sugar a little less pleasant.
Comment by willyloman
Yeah, but you’re not taking it, are you?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:29 am422. Comment by shane
all kidding aside as well. I almost feel bad for the bumbling idiots.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:30 amHow many people un the US die each year from alcohol related car accidents?
How many people in the US die each year from handguns?
How many people in the US die each year from terrorist attacks?
Since 2000, roughly 250.000 have died from alcohol related car accidents,
Since 2000, roughly 250,000 have died from handguns.
Since 2000, roughly 3000 people have died from terrorist attacks.
Yet no ones taking the booze.
No ones taking the guns.
But we spend a trillion dollars, waste thousands of lives, and start a war, to supposedly avoid the terrorists.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:30 amYou are a fount of wisdom. If you read it in the newspaper, it’s gotta be true : > )
Comment by enuf
So we can surmise FOX isn’t telling this story. ABC, CNN, MSNBC they’re all lying but Fox is 100% accurate. Thank you Rupert Murdoch for bringing truth and light to the western world.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:30 am425. Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Good point. Two spoons of sugar. Sugar in the Raw.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:31 amYou’re the brilliantest. :)
Oh, you dont want me to go to Idaho and give all the hugs you deserve lady, do you? (whos hitting on, right now, huh?)
I’m not hitting on him!! I’m helping him get over his shyness. ;)
Comment by Zooey
Yes, and there are WMDs in Iraq. Ha!! ;)
Comment by Juan C — July 1, 2007 @ 12:18 am
Juan, stop hitting on me!! Heh. :D
July 1st, 2007 at 12:31 amUnfortunately, news paper accounts differ. First, we were told that the ambulance driver disarmed the explosives. . . . next, the the more salable hollywood story emerged that a heroic cop disarmed the car bomb before the techs arrived. Because that story didn’t arrive until about six hours after the event, it begs credibility. The fact that the gov would put out such a blatant POC means that as an intelligent adult as opposed to the grunts that accepted the whole Iraqui yellow-cake tavail into Wonderland, you must question all scenarios.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:32 amHe left his Red Rider BB Gun at the scene.
Comment by shane
Was last seen headed West in a Radio Flyer wagon.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:32 amStatistically speaking, you have a higher chance of being killed by a vending machine than you do of being killed by a terrorist.
So my question is, what the hell is everyone so afraid of?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:33 amYeah, yeah, spelling’s bad.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:33 amGood point. Two spoons of sugar. Sugar in the Raw.
Comment by willyloman
For the sake of the recipient, you could always make sure that sugar is so raw it’s still a beet, and shove that puppy home.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:34 amall kidding aside as well. I almost feel bad for the bumbling idiots.
Comment by willyloman
I guess we should save our sympathy for not good enuf. He’s having trouble getting his medicine down, I mean up. Perhaps if he’d remove his head from whence it is lodged.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:35 amYeah, yeah, spelling’s bad.
Comment by enuf
way to face those demons
July 1st, 2007 at 12:35 amHey I’ve been washing wet, moldy camp clothes all afternoon after the 6 hour ride to pick her up. But I am wearing my pearls.
Comment by shane — July 1, 2007 @ 12:24 am
Pearls and high heels. How could I forget the heels!? :P
Your little girl needs to learn how to use a washing machine!
July 1st, 2007 at 12:35 am#428. Once again, your logic confounds.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:35 amFor the sake of the recipient, you could always make sure that sugar is so raw it’s still a beet, and shove that puppy home.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
See, Juan? I helped him get over his shyness. :)
July 1st, 2007 at 12:36 amI think Kilo went to replace some tinfoil that fell off his window.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:37 amAll the trolls have problems with uppity women. :-D
Comment by Zooey
Not the kind they can inflate.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:37 amNo doubt. Know what day it is now ?
How many more hours have passed since those early ones mentioned ?
Literally every story since that one has provided more details. Yet you’ve avoided them for some mysterious reason. Let’s see how long you can keep that up.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:38 amWas last seen headed West in a Radio Flyer wagon.
Comment by willyloman — July 1, 2007 @ 12:32 am
Touche, sir.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:38 amStatistically speaking, you have a higher chance of being killed by a vending machine than you do of being killed by a terrorist.
Comment by BARTLEBEE
Is that an Islamic vending machine, a Christian one, or agnostic?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:39 amJuan, stop hitting on me!! Heh. :D
Comment by Zooey
Im just helping to overcome your well-known natural shyness. ;)
July 1st, 2007 at 12:40 amSo my question is, what the hell is everyone so afraid of?
Comment by BARTLEBEE — July 1, 2007 @ 12:33 am
Shadows…rumor….the regular shit.
As long as people live in fear, the terrorists have already won.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:40 amTry telling the bedwetters that.
Hey Willyloman, Shane and your buds,
I raalize that the Bush administration and repugs are trying their damndist to adopt the new technology called the blog, and to Internet it to the best of their ability (Bush said that he like to “Internet all the time”), but guys, don’t you see, that aside from my tree-huggin’ ass, you repugs are the only other folks on this site. Essentially, you’re just chattin with eachother.
Government waste at its finest.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:40 amYour little girl needs to learn how to use a washing machine!
Comment by Zooey
Sure, if I wanted bubble gum all over my dryer. I let her and her friends cook and bake in the kitchen. I have enough work scraping frosting off the ceiling.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:40 amKilo has an inflatable friend made of tinfoil. He keeps her in her place though.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:40 am#428. Once again, your logic confounds.
Comment by enuf — July 1, 2007 @ 12:35 am
Yea? Where does my “logic confound” you?
The facts are the facts.
Statistaclly, you have a higher chance of drowning in your own bathtub, than you do of being kiled b a terroist.
So why be so afraid?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:41 amSee, Juan? I helped him get over his shyness. :)
Comment by Zooey
Indeed, Dr. Frankenstein. :D
July 1st, 2007 at 12:41 amIm just helping to overcome your well-known natural shyness. ;)
Comment by Juan C
Thank you, Juan. I am terribly shy. :-)
July 1st, 2007 at 12:42 am
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Vote Cheney
In 2008!!!!!!
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WTF is this supposed to mean you pissant ?
Either you want to dispute something I’ve said or you just want to pretend you are capable of that. Looks like you’ve opted for the latter.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:42 amNot the kind they can inflate.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Ewwww.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:43 amMr. President. Welcome. your high chair and sippy cup await you.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:44 amIs that an Islamic vending machine, a Christian one, or agnostic?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 12:39 am
Well the Islamic machines won’t carry Royal Crown soda.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:44 amSure, if I wanted bubble gum all over my dryer. I let her and her friends cook and bake in the kitchen. I have enough work scraping frosting off the ceiling.
Comment by shane
Cranky!! And brave….I was never brave enough to let the men and their friends cook in my kitchen. Oy….
July 1st, 2007 at 12:45 amPerhaps if he’d remove his head from whence it is lodged.
Comment by shane
But shane, that’s the beauty of the suppository. He can leave his head where it is and STILL get his meds… it’s the perfect solution!
July 1st, 2007 at 12:45 amWTF is this supposed to mean you pissant ?
Comment by Kilo
Think about it, Feynman.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:46 amand the Christian one only carry republican water
July 1st, 2007 at 12:46 amLiterally every story since that one has provided more details. Yet you’ve avoided them for some mysterious reason. Let’s see how long you can keep that up.
Comment by Kilo
Einstein, that’s because this is the part of the story I was referring to:
“London police defused the bomb after an ambulance crew spotted smoke coming from a Mercedes filled with a lethal mix of gasoline, propane and nails”
BASED ON WHAT YOU SAID HERE:
“Who said it was smoking ?
There is no news report that doesn’t say “there appeared to be smoke but this was haze from the petrol fumesâ€.
There’s about 10,000 that do say that.
I reckon you should go with the random misinformed idiot who told you this on a blog. That decision doesn’t seem pretty odd.”
Comment by Kilo
BECAUSE YOU CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT YOU JUST POSTED. Maybe it is time for your meds.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:46 amWell, with Bush’s new “peace envoy”, Tony Blair to guide them, the middle east will soon be calmed down and will no longer hate us.
After all. We all know how the Arabs love the Brit’s, right?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:47 amComment by willyloman — July 1, 2007 @ 12:44 am
It’s good to be back.
How’s business?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:47 amIndeed, Dr. Frankenstein. :D
Comment by Juan C
That’s Frahnkenschteen. :D
July 1st, 2007 at 12:47 am“Just… a…. spoon full of sugar helps the..
medicine go down.”
July 1st, 2007 at 12:47 amEssentially, you’re just chattin with eachother.
Government waste at its finest.
Comment by enuf
WTF??? When in doubt, quit trying to make sense!
July 1st, 2007 at 12:48 amI am terribly shy. :-)
Comment by Zooey
…and beautiful. (Therapy continues) Heh.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:49 amHey!!!
I’m no “woman basher”!!!
That’s a cot damn lie shane and you know it!!!
July 1st, 2007 at 12:49 amGovernment waste at its finest.
Comment by enuf
I believe you trolls are the only people on the government payroll. Feel free to save us tax dollars at any time.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:49 amSee, Juan? I helped him get over his shyness. :)
Comment by Zooey
Hey, wait a minute… are you talking about me?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:50 amBut shane, that’s the beauty of the suppository. He can leave his head where it is and STILL get his meds… it’s the perfect solution!
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Good, greasy visual!
July 1st, 2007 at 12:50 am468. Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
yes. enuf. sometimes its best to listen (or read in this case) before we speak.
Kilo; take that pill
Mr. President, good to see you. Please get around to calling me an Islamo-Stalinist at some point before the night is thru. I can’t sleep until you do.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:50 amSo you tell me how these trolls provoked you guys into blaming Cheney, Blair and the Jews for 9/11 and these bombs all in the space of a couple of days, and I’ll ask them to stop doing that again.
So what was it they said ?
Something like “I bet you liberals couldn’t even write-off the credibility this site has in 72 hours if you tried†?
Was that it ?
Because otherwise you’re just in denial.
Comment by Kilo — July 1, 2007 @ 12:18 am
Was this ever answered?
I didn’t think so.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:51 amI just was reading a BBC article on Glasgow incident and it showed one of the suspects handcuffed from behind. He looks to be Chinese or Korean. They had another pic of a suspect whose clothes were burned off lying on the ground > he looks Chinese too. The article says they wanted to burn the Airport to the ground with gasoline. They are arsonists, but not Al-Qaeda bombers.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:52 amdid it merit answering?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:53 amThat’s Frahnkenschteen. :D
Comment by Zooey
Did you see the movie Young Frankenstein? Or… I dont understand…
July 1st, 2007 at 12:53 am“… you have a higher chance of drowning in your own bathtub, than you do of being killed by a terrorist.”
Comment by BARTLEBEE
Is that an Islamic bathtub, a Christian one, or agnostic?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:53 am476. Comment by Jay Randal
and they were also apparently not very smart.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:54 amThat’s Frahnkenschteen. :D
Comment by Zooey
What knockers!!
July 1st, 2007 at 12:54 amMr. President, good to see you. Please get around to calling me an Islamo-Stalinist at some point before the night is thru. I can’t sleep until you do.
Comment by willyloman — July 1, 2007 @ 12:50 am
Well, tell me this:
Have you found Jesus?
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July 1st, 2007 at 12:54 amGovernment waste at its finest.
Comment by enuf
Are you counting the billions in Iraq?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:55 amwould those be Islamic knockers, or Christian ones, or agnostic?
July 1st, 2007 at 12:55 amEssentially, you’re just chattin with each other.
Comment by enuf
Hey, everybody, Einstein just got here! And your point being???
July 1st, 2007 at 12:56 amand the Christian one only carry republican water
Comment by willyloman
And the agnostic one only passes water on the other 2…
July 1st, 2007 at 12:57 amHave you found Jesus?
Well, Mr. President, I cannot lie, unless he is in the bottom of this bottle of Bass, no, I haven’t found Jesus.
But I will look in the next one.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:57 amAnd the agnostic one only passes water on the other 2…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Now that did make me laugh
July 1st, 2007 at 12:58 amIs that an Islamic bathtub, a Christian one, or agnostic?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 12:53 am
The Christian one, due to the propensity to baptize.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:58 amwillyloman > one guy jumped out of the car on fire with a jug of gasoline and tried to get inside the airport. People knocked the guy down and he fought them as his clothes burned off. Only his underwear remained. They must have been high on drugs.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:58 amHave you found Jesus?
Comment by Mr. President
Yeah. He’s floating face down over there in that bathtub w/ what appears to be a large sugar beet stuck up his…
July 1st, 2007 at 12:59 am…and beautiful. (Therapy continues) Heh.
Comment by Juan C — July 1, 2007 @ 12:49 am
Ok, times up. We’ll continue this next session.
*blush*
July 1st, 2007 at 12:59 amMr. President, good to see you. Please get around to calling me an Islamo-Stalinist at some point before the night is thru. I can’t sleep until you do.
Comment by willyloman
Oh the irony, I’m ROFLMAO. Did you see this, gasp:
“I’m no “woman basherâ€!!!
That’s a cot damn lie shane and you know it!!!”
Comment by Mr. President
WHEW, I can barely catch my breath.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:59 amBut I will look in the next one.
Comment by willyloman
And the next one, and the next one after that. Indeed, we will keep looking until we find him!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:00 amYeah. He’s floating face down over there in that bathtub w/ what appears to be a large sugar beet stuck up his…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Yeah, you’re a shy one alright. But very funny.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:00 amThis makes zero sense:
So we can surmise FOX isn’t telling this story. ABC, CNN, MSNBC they’re all lying but Fox is 100% accurate. Thank you Rupert Murdoch for bringing truth and light to the western world.
First, I am confident that FOX is 100% inaccurate.
Second, I have no idea of the accuracy of ABC, NBC, or MSNBC as they are now owned by corporate interests ( Disney, GE). To whom are they beholden?
Media consolidation and the irradication of the fairness doctrine under Bush have made mainstream media a bland anachronism. If truth is what you’re looking for, don’t look to any of the above.
The BBC has a legal mandate to be truthful, but Bush has done his best to even undermine that.
Oh yeah, your point? Murdoch’s our man. Just shoot me.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:00 amHey, wait a minute… are you talking about me?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 12:50 am
YES!!
You can’t trust us for a minute, TRoS. Sorry. :)
July 1st, 2007 at 1:00 amNo, I won’t.
Instead I’m just going to call you out you pissweak little bitch, for the second time.
What have you got to say about anything I’ve written here you wannabe ?
Absolutely fkn nothing I bet. Because I’m guessing I got it right the first time, and you just wanted to pretend you had some criticism to post rather than actually having one.
Sounds as though whatever it is you want to pretend you’re saying to me is related to 9/11 conspiracy theories.
Well I’m the only cunt here actually pointing out that ridiculous shit like this and claiming Cheney and Jews were responsible damages the credibility of this site.
And your response is something cryptic about that “airplane fuel melts metal”. So I guess you must be 9/11 Truther then if you’ve got a problem with not blaming the Jews for 9/11 then.
Otherwise WTF else have you got to say you spineless little coward ? Nothing ?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:01 amWas this ever answered?
I didn’t think so.
Comment by Mr. President
How does ne reply to such blistering logic? Perferably w/ a large sugar beet…
July 1st, 2007 at 1:01 amYeah. He’s floating face down over there in that bathtub w/ what appears to be a large sugar beet stuck up his…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
the ambulance driver is disarming the beet…with a stick
July 1st, 2007 at 1:02 amYou can’t trust us for a minute, TRoS. Sorry. :)
Comment by Zooey
NOW I find out.. that’s it, no more Mr. Nice Republic!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:02 amHave you found Jesus?
Comment by Mr. President
I’m still workin’ on Waldo.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:02 amGee Kilo seems upset.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:02 amDid you see the movie Young Frankenstein? Or… I dont understand…
Comment by Juan C — July 1, 2007 @ 12:53 am
One of the greatest movies EVER!!
What knockers!!
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 12:54 am
Oh, thank you Doktor.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:02 amAnyway the Glasgow incident might have something to do with British and Hong Kong, China, so not an Al-Qaeda terrorist attack. They seemed to have no idea that lighting gasoline on fire can ignite themselves from the fumes. It was a bungled incident of nuts.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:03 amNever, in the annals of human history, has so little caused so many to act so dumb!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:03 amYou can’t trust us for a minute, TRoS. Sorry. :)
Comment by Zooey
Hey, I’m not responsible for the rumors other people start about me behind my back, or to my face, or even w/ my approval and blessing.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:04 amThe Christian one, due to the propensity to baptize.
Comment by BARTLEBEE
Then it must be the size of an Olympic pool, because an entire administration is drowning in it at this point.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:06 amEssentially, you’re just chattin with each other.
Comment by enuf
Hey, everybody, Einstein just got here! And your point being???
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 12:56 am
Wow. Amazing he picked it up so quickly!
Shit, every thread on this blog is an open thread — having been hijacked by f*cking trolls.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:06 amI have said it before, and I say it again…
“worse terrorist attack ever!”
Ever!
You think you should check Jesus for a pulse? Or are you going to wait a few days and see what happens?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:06 amHey, I’m not responsible for the rumors other people start about me behind my back, or to my face, or even w/ my approval and blessing.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 1:04 am
I just can’t stand to think of you trembling and blushing, and peeking between your fingers at your monitor. :-D
July 1st, 2007 at 1:08 amthe ambulance driver is disarming the beet…with a stick
Comment by willyloman
Is it an Islamic beet, or…
July 1st, 2007 at 1:08 amComment by shane — July 1, 2007 @ 12:59 am
What are talking about shane, I don’t “bash women” at all…
PROJECT MUCH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:09 amThen it must be the size of an Olympic pool, because an entire administration is drowning in it at this point.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 1:06 am
They’re mostly Methodist and Catholic I believe, so they’re likely given to sprinkling.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:10 amGee Kilo seems upset.
Comment by BARTLEBEE
I noticed that too. Meds must be wearing off. Okay, little feller, bend over and…
July 1st, 2007 at 1:10 amAnyway the Glasgow incident might have something to do with British and Hong Kong, China, so not an Al-Qaeda terrorist attack. They seemed to have no idea that lighting gasoline on fire can ignite themselves from the fumes. It was a bungled incident of nuts.
Comment by Jay Randal
Doesn’t Indonesia have a lot of terrorists. Is that where the soldiers will redeploy to? More importantly, what language do they speak and how many of those interpreters are gay?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:11 amErratum: post #513) Should read -
Comment by shane — July 1, 2007 @ 12:59 am
What are you talking about shane, I don’t “bash women†at all…
PROJECT MUCH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:11 amIt was a bungled incident of nuts.
Comment by Jay Randal
Well, that clarifies that… it was Rove!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:11 amShit, every thread on this blog is an open thread — having been hijacked by f*cking trolls.
Comment by Zooey
Amen to that Sister Zooey! Hey, it’s Sunday morning here and I’m married to a Baptist.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:12 amI think what Kilo and the trolls are trying to tell us, is we’re cowards because we can’t be as afraid of the terrorists as they are.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:13 amYou think you should check Jesus for a pulse? Or are you going to wait a few days and see what happens?
Comment by willyloman
Naaah… just keep telling jokes until one of them gets a rise out of him.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:13 amSo anyway 2 or 3 Chinese/Korean guys try to smash their car into the lobby of the Glasgow airport to try to burn it down with jugs of gasoline? The car gets stuck in the doorway, and catches fire, as one burning man tries to get inside with a jug of burning petrol. Another guy tries to run off and gets captured by police and another guy might have burned to death in the car. The whole event is lunacy.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:13 amIt’s those damn gay interpreters with the sugar beets up their butts.
Everytime we get a good war going, those gay interpreters go and spoil everything.
This country needs alot more sugar beets and bigger bathtubs. Move Jesus over some. He’s got company coming
July 1st, 2007 at 1:14 amI think what Kilo and the trolls are trying to tell us, is we’re cowards because we can’t be as afraid of the terrorists as they are.
Comment by BARTLEBEE
Whoa… look at the brain on Bartlebee!!!!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:14 amIt was a bungled incident of nuts.
Comment by Jay Randal
Well, that clarifies that… it was Rove!
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
I thought Cheney was the “nuts” guy. Anybody got that picture?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:15 amThe whole event is lunacy.
Comment by Jay Randal
3 of them, huh? Damn those Stooges!!!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:15 ama picture of Cheney’s nuts. or dear god.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:16 amJay,
Where did you see the footage?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:17 amI think what Kilo and the trolls are trying to tell us, is we’re cowards because we can’t be as afraid of the terrorists as they are.
Comment by BARTLEBEE
DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER!!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:17 amWhoa… look at the brain on Bartlebee!!!!
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 1:14 am
You like that one ay? Well feel free to pass it along.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:17 amZooey,
You rocket scientist you. I’m a woman.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:17 amI just can’t stand to think of you trembling and blushing, and peeking between your fingers at your monitor. :-D
Comment by Zooey
Geez, do you want to embarass me in front of everyone here? That’s it, just one more peek and I’m outta here!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:17 amAmen to that Sister Zooey! Hey, it’s Sunday morning here and I’m married to a Baptist.
Comment by shane
Yikes!!!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:18 amWhoa… look at the brain on Bartlebee!!!!
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Don’t change the subject. First we have to find the picture of Cheney’s nuts.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:19 amhey’re mostly Methodist and Catholic I believe, so they’re likely given to sprinkling.
Comment by BARTLEBEE
So they’re lined up in front of the agnostic vending machine?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:19 amZooey,
You rocket scientist you. I’m a woman.
Comment by enuf
enuf,
You rocket scientist you. I’m a guy.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:20 amSo anyway 2 or 3 Chinese/Korean guys try to smash their car into the lobby of the Glasgow airport to try to burn it down with jugs of gasoline? The car gets stuck in the doorway, and catches fire, as one burning man tries to get inside with a jug of burning petrol. Another guy tries to run off and gets captured by police and another guy might have burned to death in the car. The whole event is lunacy.
Comment by Jay Randal
Jay, again: Brits refer to people from India and Pakistan as “Asian”. If I remember correctly, the people involved in the London train bombings were Pakistanis, who make up the vast majority of Muslims in the UK. Here in the US, “Asian” generally means Chinese or Japanese or whatever, but not there.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:20 amirst we have to find the picture of Cheney’s nuts.
Comment by shane
And you say I’m not the shy one! My dinner just voted on a complete withdrawal from my stocmach.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:20 amI peeked, but your vile face has so rocked my world that it’s off to Walter Reed and a little PTSD recovery for me.
Traumatized. Pray ya’ll. Pray.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:21 amFirst we have to find the picture of Cheney’s nuts.
just had to say it again, didn’t you?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:21 amGeez, do you want to embarass me in front of everyone here? That’s it, just one more peek and I’m outta here!
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Heh.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:21 amAnd your response is something cryptic about that “airplane fuel melts metalâ€. So I guess you must be 9/11 Truther then if you’ve got a problem with not blaming the Jews for 9/11 then.
Otherwise WTF else have you got to say you spineless little coward ? Nothing ?
Comment by Kilo
Uh, uh…Kilo is calling me little coward. Then I guess I must be one, right? Kilo the most boring poster in TP, who hasnt a point, but only likes to use rethoric in order to sound cool, like a 20 y/o philosophy student, is calling me names.
Now, what Jews are you talking about? Is this a 9/11 thread or you just like to derail it?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:23 amRepublic > it has not been confirmed yet by police if one of them burned to death in the car, but 2 were captured. One had burns all over his body since his clothes ignited and is in critical condition. One guy is unburned and in a jail cell. Press has not been allowed to post their facial pics, but they appear to be Chinese or Korean. They could be foreign exchange students who got drunk and decided to burn the airport. It is really an odd event.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:23 amI don’t “bash women†at all…
Comment by Mr. President
And from what I hear, date them much either…
(No, the inflatable kind don’t count… ask Kilo!)
July 1st, 2007 at 1:23 amOh, Shane, before I forget, Wayne was just having fun with your post about Ghandi and his shorts. You said, closely to, not exact, you dont have to wear nothing. Wayne, I think, compared that to your scottish kilt discussion, and my troll stalker with a supposed camera in my bathroom, burger king, and the health dept.
And I think I just hurt my brain….
July 1st, 2007 at 1:24 amDog is peeing on the floor like an agnostic vending machine on a Methodist.
Later,
Kilo, take those meds.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:24 amOne of the greatest movies EVER!!
Comment by Zooey
I AGREE!!! Just wonderful performances.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:25 amgummitch > I saw a pic of one of them taken of him loooking at his backside. He has black stiff Chinese type hair so oriental guy.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:25 amAnd you say I’m not the shy one! My dinner just voted on a complete withdrawal from my stocmach.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Then you better NEVER actually look at the picture. You won’t be able to eat for a week.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:25 amAnd I think I just hurt my brain….
Comment by Zep Tepi
I know you hurt mine….ow.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:26 amThis country needs alot more sugar beets and bigger bathtubs. Move Jesus over some. He’s got company coming
Comment by willyloman
And the beet goes on, and the beet goes on… saaaayyy… isn’t that Cheney sitting in that tub over there, blowing bubbles?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:27 amAnd I think I just hurt my brain….
Comment by Zep Tepi
Sssh, don’t say kilts in front of Zooey until you actually have one for the fashion show.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:28 amMy dinner just voted on a complete withdrawal from my stocmach.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Leftovers!
Simply refrigerate and reheat. =P
July 1st, 2007 at 1:28 amSssh, don’t say kilts in front of Zooey until you actually have one for the fashion show.
Comment by shane
Does a Towel count?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:29 amKilo, take those meds.
Comment by willyloman
Geez, I think we might have offended him. I guess he wanted to be taken seriously.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:29 amYou rocket scientist you. I’m a guy.
Comment by Zooey — July 1, 2007 @ 1:20 am
July 1st, 2007 at 1:29 amQue?!
It is really an odd event.
Comment by Jay Randal
But it makes wonders to fear escalation.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:29 amDoes a Towel count?
Comment by Zep Tepi
Why yes, I believe Madame Zooey would find that acceptable. Zooey?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:30 amI peeked, but your vile face has so rocked my world that it’s off to Walter Reed and a little PTSD recovery for me.
Traumatized. Pray ya’ll. Pray.
Comment by enuf
Huh, what do you suppose elicited a response like that? And what’s PMS recovery?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:31 amI know you hurt mine….ow.
Comment by Zooey
LOL. But it fits the form!!
Anyway, I guess I should start doing more pushups and sheet since I’m on the fashion show.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:31 amGeez, I think we might have offended him. I guess he wanted to be taken seriously.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Oh no, we’re derailing the trolls’ derailing of the thread!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:31 amFirst we have to find the picture of Cheney’s nuts.
just had to say it again, didn’t you?
Comment by willyloman
Hmmm, try finding a picture of Jeff Gannon…
July 1st, 2007 at 1:32 amQue?!
Comment by Mr. President
Didnt you know?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:32 amWhy does Britan get a “critical” terror threat level, and all we get are these stupid color codes?
:|
I want a critical level too.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:33 amWhy yes, I believe Madame Zooey would find that acceptable. Zooey?
It isn’t like a scottish towel, although I could use a picnic table cloth for a kilt.
Oh crap another old history just popped into me ‘ead
July 1st, 2007 at 1:33 amIf theres any DHS agents in here monitoring us hooligans, please check into that for me.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:34 amJay, I suspect we will know more when they release the names of the suspects. In the meantime, there is this, from Forbes:
For what it’s worth, people from India and Pakistan also tend to have thick black hair.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:34 amand my troll stalker with a supposed camera in my bathroom, burger king, and the health dept.
And I think I just hurt my brain….
Comment by Zep Tepi
Geez, you just hurt mine too…
“The saucer people, in conjunction w/ the inverse vampires, and under the supervision of the Rand Corporation…”
July 1st, 2007 at 1:35 amDidnt you know?
Comment by Juan C — July 1, 2007 @ 1:32 am
I think I’m gonna be sick…
No, no…
I’m gonna pull myself together…
Zooey, I accept the fact that you are a man. I still love you.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:35 amI’ll see you folks later.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:35 amWhy does Britan get a “critical†terror threat level, and all we get are these stupid color codes?
Comment by BARTLEBEE
Heh. I thought that one too. Seems colors can kept children fearful too.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:35 amQue?!
Comment by Mr. President ®
Heh, so my fruit of the looms comment was correct then?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:36 amIt isn’t like a scottish towel, although I could use a picnic table cloth for a kilt.
Oh crap another old history just popped into me ‘ead
Comment by Zep Tepi
Extra points for creativity? But Zooey’s the judge so we have to wait for her decision. We have rules dammit.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:36 am… although I could use a picnic table cloth for a kilt…
Comment by Zep Tepi
That would be more like a toga, if I’m not mistaken.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:36 amBrilliant repug of stupid. I’m a woman so I must be on the rag.
Hysterical.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:36 amI am sure that the British police will be forced to post a frontal facial pic of the uninjured suspect today. That will put to an end to speculation of their nationality.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:37 amSssh, don’t say kilts in front of Zooey until you actually have one for the fashion show.
Comment by shane
Men who wear kilts don’t DO fashion shows.
*eyes rolling*
Does a Towel count?
Comment by Zep Tepi
NO!! Take it off!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:37 amsorry. Fearing…
July 1st, 2007 at 1:37 amOh no, we’re derailing the trolls’ derailing of the thread!
Comment by shane
That’s right! We’re hijacking the hijackers!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:37 am“The saucer people, in conjunction w/ the inverse vampires, and under the supervision of the Rand Corporation…â€
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity —
Aint headgames great? LMAO.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:38 amMen who wear kilts don’t DO fashion shows.
*eyes rolling*
Nor do they stand on street grates when subway trains go by.
Does a Towel count?
Comment by Zep Tepi
NO!! Take it off!
Comment by Zooey
Ewww… now I’m never gonna peek again. Thanks alot, Zooey.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:39 amNO!! Take it off!
Comment by Zooey
Only for women =)
July 1st, 2007 at 1:39 amQue?!
Comment by Mr. President ® — July 1, 2007 @ 1:29 am
Yep. I’m a 6′5″ drag queen, who loves men in kilts.
Everyone knows this! Where have you been, Mr P?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:40 amSuper double reverse headgame!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:40 amBrilliant repug of stupid. I’m a woman so I must be on the rag.
Hysterical.
Comment by enuf
hey, you lied! You said you left.
(It was actually a joke on the letters PTSD, but clearly you have no sense of humor.)
July 1st, 2007 at 1:41 ami miss Kilo. He was easy.
I like the color codes. I did my bathroom in Elevated Orange.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:41 amBrilliant repug of stupid. I’m a woman so I must be on the rag.
Hysterical.
Comment by enuf
You’ve been fine with the intelligensia calling you schizophrenic, fraulein, and now you are troubled that they have suggested PMS. Please seek professional help.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:41 amOne suspect’s face might be seriously burned, so his face probably will not be shown to the press.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:41 amEveryone knows this! Where have you been, Mr P?
Comment by Zooey
Floating face down in a bathtub, hoping someone mistakes him for Jesus.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:42 amYep. I’m a 6′5″ drag queen, who loves men in kilts.
Everyone knows this! Where have you been, Mr P?
Comment by Zooey
Not that there’s anything wrong with that …
July 1st, 2007 at 1:42 amStupid,
Are you gettin’ off imagining what those Scots wear under their kilts? Thought so.
In light of the nature of the blog, your mind might be better focused on thousands dead in Iraq and how you might help the effort to get America out.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:43 amI like the color codes. I did my bathroom in Elevated Orange.
Comment by willyloman
I think I’ll do that too, as soon as it’s safe to take the plastic sheeting and duct tape down.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:43 amWe have rules dammit.
Comment by shane
Yeaaah… riiiight… rules… we’ll get back to you on that one… but don’t wait, and whatever you do, don’t float face down in bathtub…
July 1st, 2007 at 1:44 amI’d take my plastic sheeting and duct tape down, but they make such a great shower curtain!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:44 amIn light of the nature of the blog, your mind might be better focused on thousands dead in Iraq and how you might help the effort to get America out.
Comment by enuf
Geez, when we do that then we’re accused of not supporting the troops. Is there anything that makes you trolls happy?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:45 amgummitch > if they are Pakistani then British can claim the event as a sloppy Al-Qaeda attack, but if they are oriental then it is something else.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:45 amThat’s right! We’re hijacking the hijackers!
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
We’re revolting! :D
July 1st, 2007 at 1:45 amAint headgames great? LMAO.
Comment by Zep Tepi
(That’s actually from an episode of “The Simpsons”… one of their best lines EVER!)
July 1st, 2007 at 1:46 amIs there anything that makes you trolls happy?
Comment by shane
Yeah, when someone forces them to float face down in a large, Olympic sized bathtub and take s a large sugarbeet and…
July 1st, 2007 at 1:47 amAnd the double double reverse headgame is that I am not gay!! Bwahahahahahaha.
Silly Atriots. You been double horn swaggled.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:47 amIn light of the nature of the blog, your mind might be better focused on thousands dead in Iraq and how you might help the effort to get America out.
Comment by enuf
didn’t you leave for PMS counciling or something? Or was it a sugar beet colonic with a side of Bathtub Jesus prayer?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:47 amFloating face down in a bathtub, hoping someone mistakes him for Jesus.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
I always knew that about Mr P.
You know, if I was a good drag queen, I’d really commit to it and shave my legs — and beard.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:48 amMistress Z ~
July 1st, 2007 at 1:48 amto paraphrase a certain sitcom “Ain’t that a revoltin development!”
We’re revolting! :D
Comment by Zooey
I must warn you, Madam, I resemble that remark!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:48 am(That’s actually from an episode of “The Simpsonsâ€â€¦ one of their best lines EVER!)
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity —
Heh.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:48 amAint headgames great? LMAO.
Comment by Zep Tepi
“Everything we know we learned from the kindergarten trolls” How’s that for a book title?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:49 amOnly for women =)
Comment by Zep Tepi
Curses! Foiled at my own game!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:49 amIn light of the nature of the blog, your mind might be better focused on thousands dead in Iraq and how you might help the effort to get America out.
Comment by enuf
You’re soooo right… sniff… I feel terrible now… sniff… I’ll go back to my bathtub now and float face down…
July 1st, 2007 at 1:50 amSo Zooey… are you a chick or what?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:50 amYeah, when someone forces them to float face down in a large, Olympic sized bathtub and take s a large sugarbeet and…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
If they weren’t using up all those sugarbeets we could make some ethanol.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:51 amMistress Z ~
to paraphrase a certain sitcom “Ain’t that a revoltin development!â€
Comment by RUCerious — July 1, 2007 @ 1:48 am
I must warn you, Madam, I resemble that remark!
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 1:48 am
I sets ‘em up, and you guys knocks ‘em down!!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:51 amOr was it a sugar beet colonic with a side of Bathtub Jesus prayer?
Comment by willyloman
Actually, I heard she went to have her Cheneys surgically removed…
July 1st, 2007 at 1:51 amDon’t do it republic…. that may be an “asian” (that means Al Quaeda, of course) terrorists in there…
pretending to be a floating corpse of Jesus.
Poke his beet with astick and see what happens.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:52 amSo Zooey… are you a chick or what?
Comment by Mr. President ®
Or what.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:52 amWas there an airplane-fuel-melting-metal angle I had missed here in relation to these car bombs or did you just confirm you’d like to pussy out of whatever it was you were pretending to claim here.
You know, by pretending you don’t want to talk about what you posted because it would be changing the subject.
FYI you’re not a coward because I say you are. You’re a coward because when I say it twice, you act like a coward and confirm it. By doing exactly what I said you would.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:53 amYou’re soooo right… sniff… I feel terrible now… sniff… I’ll go back to my bathtub now and float face down…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Don’t forget to take your “medicine” with you.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:53 amOr what.
Comment by Zooey — July 1, 2007 @ 1:52 am
OK.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:53 am#608. No, you should just have a margurita, find a nice woman who will talk to you, call your mom and take a nice long nap. Dogs are nice too, if you’re nice to them.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:53 amYou been double horn swaggled.
Comment by Zep Tepi
Doubel horn swoggled? Horn swoggled twice? How could this be? I don’t even remember the first swoggle, let alone the 2nd one!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:53 amsigh
July 1st, 2007 at 1:54 amFYI you’re not a coward because I say you are. You’re a coward because when I say it twice, you act like a coward and confirm it. By doing exactly what I said you would.
Comment by Kilo
Wow!!! Look at the Cheneys on this guy!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:55 amSo Zooey… are you a chick or what?
Comment by Mr. President
Ahhhhh…smoothness at its best….
July 1st, 2007 at 1:55 amPoke his beet with astick and see what happens.
Comment by willyloman
I’m going to order a pulley from ACME in case you guys need it.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:55 amMr pee, if the sigh is one of lonliness, your stepford wife is registered in a hotel across town, may I suggest a conjugal visit?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:56 amIf they weren’t using up all those sugarbeets we could make some ethanol.
Comment by shane
But what about all the methane that gets produced?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:56 amDaily Mail > British Newspaper on the net has the pics of the suspects. One lying on the ground with his face obscured and another one of a suspect’s backside. He is stocky and looks oriental to me.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:56 am#608. No, you should just have a margurita, find a nice woman who will talk to you, call your mom and take a nice long nap. Dogs are nice too, if you’re nice to them.
Comment by enuf
But, but I’m having so much fun… do I hafta go home?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:57 amFYI you’re not a coward because I say you are. You’re a coward because when I say it twice, you act like a coward and confirm it. By doing exactly what I said you would.
Comment by Kilo
Ah, Point AND counter point! A riddle wrapped in a sausage WITH a side of potato salad! and some Bathtub Jesus Juice to go please.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:57 amI’m going to order a pulley from ACME in case you guys need it.
Comment by shane
ACME??? Allll righty! Are we in a Road Runner cartoon now?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:58 amOkay, I just got here, what’s all this about sugarbeets? Or do I not want to know? All I can think of is Troy McClure at the opening of “Planet of the Apes” (The Musical, not the planet), asking Selma to, “Take a bow, Sugarbeets!”
July 1st, 2007 at 1:58 am#608. No, you should just have a margurita, find a nice woman who will talk to you, call your mom and take a nice long nap. Dogs are nice too, if you’re nice to them.
Comment by enuf
Hey! He’s talkin’ to me. Close enough!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:58 amWhen 2.2 lbs says you are a coward twice, does he click his heels at the same time, and presto! Yer a kowurd?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:58 amAhhhhh…smoothness at its best….
Comment by dlet — July 1, 2007 @ 1:55 am
Yeah, you know how playas do!
Game recognize game.
Ya heard me?
July 1st, 2007 at 1:59 amA riddle wrapped in a sausage WITH a side of potato salad! and some Bathtub Jesus Juice to go please.
Comment by willyloman
Boy did you ever say a mouthful. Fortunately, that mouthful is destined for Mr. Kilo…
July 1st, 2007 at 1:59 amBut what about all the methane that gets produced?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
I’m going to cross check my carbon credits and my fuel efficiency. Now if I can just find my slide rule and abacus.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:59 amshane, I’m going for the rocket powered skates!
July 1st, 2007 at 1:59 amThings are much larger than this plane of reality Zooey.
Peace out and enjoy your life Zooey. You are not of consequence.
Take care.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:00 amIt’s time stupid.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:00 amOK.
Comment by Mr. President ® — July 1, 2007 @ 1:53 am
HEYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:00 amOkay, I just got here, what’s all this about sugarbeets? Or do I not want to know?
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Trust me, you DO NOT want to know…
July 1st, 2007 at 2:01 amRepublic, please keep up. We have established that this new terrorist attack was perpetrated by Wile E. Coyote on the anniversary of the first anvil dropped on his head.
An Al Quaeda Wile E. Coyote, that is, for all you trolls out there who are grasping at straws to keep the bathtubs away.
Kilo, take your pills now.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:01 amhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk is the main link to the paper.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:01 am“A riddle wrapped in a sausage WITH a side of potato salad! and some Bathtub Jesus Juice to go please.”
Comment by willyloman
“Boy did you ever say a mouthful. Fortunately, that mouthful is destined for Mr. Kilo…”
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 1:59 am
I think Kilo might want a side of onion rings with that.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:02 amOK.
Comment by Mr. President ® — July 1, 2007 @ 1:53 am
HEYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Zooey — July 1, 2007 @ 2:00 am
Did I name-jack Zooey?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:02 amWhen 2.2 lbs says you are a coward twice, does he click his heels at the same time, and presto! Yer a kowurd?
Comment by RUCerious
I though he clicked his heels and said there’s no place like home and the wicked witch melted. Now I’m confused.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:03 am#608. No, you should just have a margurita, find a nice woman who will talk to you, call your mom and take a nice long nap. Dogs are nice too, if you’re nice to them.
Comment by enuf
1. Have a margarita?? Check…
2. Find a nice woman? Check… (psst, hey Zooey… wink, wink??)
3. Call my mom?? What should I call her?
4. Take a nice long nap? Sh*t, I’m not the least bit tired…
July 1st, 2007 at 2:04 amDaily Mail > British Newspaper on the net has the pics of the suspects. One lying on the ground with his face obscured and another one of a suspect’s backside. He is stocky and looks oriental to me.
Comment by Jay Randal
You can tell his ethnicity by his ass?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:05 amNow I’m confused.
Comment by shane
Naaah… don’t listen to all them other fools, Shane. I got the straight for ya here! He turns into the Sugar Beet Fairy!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:05 amDogs are nice too, if you’re nice to them.
Comment by enuf
just how “nice” are you to dogs?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:05 amYou can tell his ethnicity by his ass?
Comment by Zooey
Well Jeff Gannon and Mark Foley could! So there!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:06 amWhazza matter Zooey? Do all oriental asses look the same to you?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:06 amComment by Zep Tepi — July 1, 2007 @ 2:00 am
What?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:07 amshane, I’m going for the rocket powered skates!
Comment by RUCerious
Do those run on ACME TnT?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:07 amNope Zooey by his overall body type. Stocky, short, straight black hair cut short and skin coloring. Appears to be oriental to me.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:08 amshane, actually, I got the ethanol powered ones….
July 1st, 2007 at 2:08 amI think Kilo might want a side of onion rings with that.
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
And whatever you do, DON’T bring up mashed potatos, or ask if anyone has seen Dick Cheney sitting in a bathtub…
(Pssst… it would appear that Mr. Kilo has NO sense of humor, so ixnay on the okesjay, okay?)
July 1st, 2007 at 2:08 amIt’s time stupid.
Comment by enuf
Aha, sure. People, step away carefully. I think she’s gonna blow.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:10 amWhazza matter Zooey? Do all oriental asses look the same to you?
Comment by RUCerious
I don’t think I’ve an “oriental” ass — yet.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:10 amAppears to be oriental to me.
Comment by Jay Randal
Somewhere in California, an 80 year old Japenese man had an Internment Camp flashback.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:10 amYou can tell his ethnicity by his ass?
Comment by Zooey
Well, if he was wearing a kilt, wouldn’t that make him Scottish?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:10 amBy morning this thread could have over 1000 posts, so TP is going to wonder why and check it out.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:11 amWe might be seeing some kind of pattern emerging here…..
Would appear that if I ever do need some tinfoil I’ll know exactly where to look.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:11 amMistress Z~
July 1st, 2007 at 2:11 amI’m sure that was a freudian
I don’t think I’ve … an “oriental†ass — yet.
You wouldn’t care to fill in the …?
(psst. psst. i think kilo is a spy. shhhhhh)
July 1st, 2007 at 2:11 amshane, actually, I got the ethanol powered ones….
Comment by RUCerious
Really? They actually run on sugar beets?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:12 am2. Find a nice woman? Check… (psst, hey Zooey… wink, wink??)
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Yeah, I’m a real nice “woman.” :D
July 1st, 2007 at 2:12 amTRoS ~ Yeah, and they don’t have to be inserted into a body cavity~!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:13 amYou can tell his ethnicity by his ass?
Comment by Zooey
Why yes, any cross dressing male should know that *wink, wink*
July 1st, 2007 at 2:13 amBy morning this thread could have over 1000 posts, so TP is going to wonder why and check it out.
Comment by Jay Randal
And then? Will they have to rip the rug out, and repaint? Will they bill us all for the damage?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:13 amMistress Z~
I’m sure that was a freudian
I don’t think I’ve … an “oriental†ass — yet.
You wouldn’t care to fill in the …?
Comment by RUCerious
Um, yeah. “Seen” is the missing word.
D’oh!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:13 amSomebody go back and get a shitload of tinfoil (for 2.2 lbs of crap).
July 1st, 2007 at 2:14 amYeah, I’m a real nice “woman.†:D
Comment by Zooey
Indeed, that’s why you immediately came to mind when enuf made her concerned suggestion for my welfare.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:14 amWell, if he was wearing a kilt, wouldn’t that make him Scottish?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Not necessarily, but it would make him HOT!!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:15 ammistress Z ~
July 1st, 2007 at 2:15 amWhew, thanks for clearing that up~
Move along folks, nothing to see here…
July 1st, 2007 at 2:16 am
Republic > TP might do nothing or could delete half the posts.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:16 amWould appear that if I ever do need some tinfoil I’ll know exactly where to look.
Comment by Kilo
Your windows?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:16 amRepublic, please keep up. We have established that this new terrorist attack was perpetrated by Wile E. Coyote on the anniversary of the first anvil dropped on his head.
An Al Quaeda Wile E. Coyote, that is, for all you trolls out there who are grasping at straws to keep the bathtubs away.
Comment by willyloman
Well, when you take into account the effectiveness of most of the recent “terrorist plots’ foiled, it’s hard not to wonder if Wile E. Coyote is not behind some of this.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:17 amRepublic > TP might do nothing or could delete half the posts.
Comment by Jay Randal
Well, after some of things I’ve said here tonight, deleting half the psots would come as a relief.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:18 amshane, actually, I got the ethanol powered ones….
Comment by RUCerious
Really? They actually run on sugar beets?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Can you get sugar beets with ACME printed on them? Because I don’t want this to end up like a Mickey Mouse cartoon.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:18 am“(Pssst… it would appear that Mr. Kilo has NO sense of humor, so ixnay on the okesjay, okay?)”
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 2:08 am
Don’t worry, I know that from past experience! :-/
July 1st, 2007 at 2:18 amYour windows?
Comment by willyloman
On top of his head, more likely.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:19 amWould appear that if I ever do need some tinfoil I’ll know exactly where to look.
Comment by Kilo
You forgot my post about Messi being the best football player in the world.
I think somebody has a crush in me.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:19 amit is well known in the Kilo files, that Wile E is an AEI operative working undercover as a floating Jesus corpse in your tub.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:19 amDon’t worry, I know that from past experience! :-/
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Just warning you… where’s Wayner… baking?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:19 amBecause I don’t want this to end up like a Mickey Mouse cartoon.
Comment by shane
I dunno… I think we might have drifted into Fantasyland hours ago…
July 1st, 2007 at 2:20 amAnd then? Will they have to rip the rug out, and repaint? Will they bill us all for the damage?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
It sounds like you’ve done this before. Rock Star?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:21 amWow. What is it a full moon.
The trolls are really out tonight.
Continue the circle-jerk, trolls.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:21 amI think we might have drifted into Fantasyland hours ago…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
try Jan. 20th 2001
July 1st, 2007 at 2:22 amoops…on me. hehehe.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:22 amNot necessarily, but it would make him HOT!!
Comment by Zooey
Well thank you, Mrs Fidelity… and after all the woo I’ve pitching you…
July 1st, 2007 at 2:22 amNight all, going clamming in the morning. Yes, for real. No joke. In the Dosewallips river bed, on Hood canal.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:23 amtry Jan. 20th 2001
Comment by willyloman
Indeed… if only it were NeverNeverland instead!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:23 am“Just warning you… where’s Wayner… baking?”
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 2:19 am
Nope, he’s Googling something (man, that sounds suggestive, doesn’t it?) Earlier he was helping me put up something on his blog. And the rolling pin is in the kitchen, out of reach!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:24 amWell, if he was wearing a kilt, wouldn’t that make him Scottish?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Not necessarily, but it would make him HOT!!
Comment by Zooey
Okay, nobody goes to Scotland and returns without a kilt … somebody here is obsessed.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:24 amRock Star?
Comment by shane
Only online, babe, only online…
July 1st, 2007 at 2:25 amAnd the rolling pin is in the kitchen, out of reach!
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
But what about the Scotch?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:25 amContinue the circle-jerk, trolls.
Comment by Mr. President
Technically speaking, you would be the only troll here, Sir. A party of one, shall we say?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:26 amYou forgot my post about Messi being the best football player in the world.
I think somebody has a crush in me.
Comment by Juan C
Juan’s got a stalker. Zooey had one yesterday. You guys are all rock stars.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:27 am“Only online, babe, only online…”
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 2:25 am
Yes, we have made rather a mess of some threads late at night, haven’t we?:D
July 1st, 2007 at 2:27 amHow times change eh. You will indeed find “too many people” that will agree with that here less than a year on.
Again, I’m sure the TP administrators are just tickled pink with that.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:27 amwell, 700 posts is my limit.
I’m going to see if I can jesus in the bottom of that last Bass. He has got to be here somewhere. Maybe he is hiding with the WMDs.
If Kilo comes back, tell him I said to take those meds…
and lighten up.
night
July 1st, 2007 at 2:28 am“floating Jesus corpse…”
Comment by willyloman
Floating Jesus Corpse? What a great name for a rock band…
July 1st, 2007 at 2:29 amThe trolls are really out tonight.
Continue the circle-jerk, trolls.
Comment by Mr. President
I believe Mr. President is calling us trolls. Is it backwards day in bizarro world?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:29 am#704 Yeah that looks pretty bad.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:29 am“But what about the Scotch?”
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 2:25 am
Also safely in the kitchen, out of my reach! Besides, I’m dull when it comes to drinking these days – my beverage of choice is flavored water. Although I did have a Long Island Iced Tea yesterday…yum!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:30 amFloating Jesus Corpse? What a great name for a rock band…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
you know, after I wrote it, I was thing the exact same thing.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:30 amIndeed… if only it were NeverNeverland instead!
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
If we went to Futureworld, Bush “might” be out of the White House.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:30 amWell thank you, Mrs Fidelity… and after all the woo I’ve pitching you…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Er…well…..I said you couldn’t trust me, right? :D
July 1st, 2007 at 2:31 amOff to sleep for me > bye all and take care. Keep up the posts and pass 1000 if you can.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:31 amYes, we have made rather a mess of some threads late at night, haven’t we?:D
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
But it’s all for the greater glory of TP, right guys? Right, guys? Oh great, run out and leave me to pay for this mess… fortunately, I boosted Kilo’s wallet as he was leaving and I guess we’ll just put this all on Mr. K’s AmEx… **snicker snicker**
July 1st, 2007 at 2:32 amNight, mr. President…you damn Islamo-Stalinist, you.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:32 amJuan’s got a stalker. Zooey had one yesterday. You guys are all rock stars.
Comment by shane
You had “enuf” today — you’re a total rock star!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:33 amGoodnight, Jay, we’ll try!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:33 amflavored water. Although I did have a Long Island Iced Tea yesterday…yum!
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
“flavored water”…. riiight… flavored w/ what?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:33 amYes, we have made rather a mess of some threads late at night, haven’t we?:D
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Well compared to the crap the trolls have been pulling, we’re behaving rather well.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:35 amNight, mr. President…you damn Islamo-Stalinist, you.
Comment by willyloman — July 1, 2007 @ 2:32 am
Hey fukc you!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:35 amYou AntiAmerico-Lefto-Defeato-Islamophileo-Marxo-Muslimo-Stalinist!!!
But it’s all for the greater glory of TP, right guys? Right, guys? Oh great, run out and leave me to pay for this mess… fortunately, I boosted Kilo’s wallet as he was leaving and I guess we’ll just put this all on Mr. K’s AmEx… **snicker snicker**
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
I’ll have another margarita — on the rocks, with extra salt. Thanks.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:36 amSure. I mean what’s the mystery ?
You accuse the only person here dismissive of 9/11 truthers of being one himself.
He googles your comments on that issue here and finds out that you are actually one yourself.
He posts the results so we can all appreciate your spineless hypocrisy.
Sexual attraction really is the only explanation. And after all, everyone’s just watched you make you my bitch here. LMAO.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:36 amIs it backwards day in bizarro world?
Comment by shane
Ha… more like a** backwards day… someone hand me a sugarbeet… no, no… that BIG one, and the rest of you, plug your ears…
July 1st, 2007 at 2:37 amHey fukc you!
You AntiAmerico-Lefto-Defeato-Islamophileo-Marxo-Muslimo-Stalinist!!!
Comment by Mr. President ®
Mr P, for that little piece of heaven I’ll tell you the truth.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:37 amMr P, for that little piece of heaven I’ll tell you the truth.
Comment by Zooey — July 1, 2007 @ 2:37 am
Whaaaa…
You mean you’ve LIED to me!?!?!?!
How could you? :(
July 1st, 2007 at 2:38 amEr…well…..I said you couldn’t trust me, right? :D
Comment by Zooey
Well, yeah, but how was I to know you were telling the truth?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:39 amSexual attraction really is the only explanation. And after all, everyone’s just watched you make you my bitch here. LMAO.
Comment by Kilo
Not a single clue in the world…..
That’s really sad.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:39 amWell, yeah, but how was I to know you were telling the truth?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
You really couldn’t. Just ask Mr P. :D
July 1st, 2007 at 2:40 amI think somebody has a crush in me.
Comment by Juan C
You’re right Juan… he’s got a crush on you, and he likes it rough, see? W/ a sugar beet… straight, no chaser…
July 1st, 2007 at 2:40 amYou had “enuf†today — you’re a total rock star!
Comment by Zooey
Oh yeah, I’m a rock star, I’m a rock star.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:40 amWhaaaa…
You mean you’ve LIED to me!?!?!?!
How could you? :(
Comment by Mr. President ®
Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m only 6′3″.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:41 amOh yeah, I’m a rock star, I’m a rock star.
Comment by shane — July 1, 2007 @ 2:40 am
Don’t flatter yourself.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:41 amYou really couldn’t. Just ask Mr P. :D
Comment by Zooey
Mr…. P? he’s my rival for your affections??? But he’s just… a… president, Zooey. I’m a whole friggin’ Republic! What more could you want?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:42 amYeah, I’m sorry. I’m only 6′3″.
Comment by Zooey — July 1, 2007 @ 2:41 am
With or with out the heels.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:43 am?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:43 amWell, yeah, but how was I to know you were telling the truth?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
You really couldn’t. Just ask Mr P. :D
Comment by Zooey
You never now, she’s a mystery shrouded in an enigma, oopes, I meant he’s a mystery…
July 1st, 2007 at 2:44 amMr…. P? he’s my rival for your affections??? But he’s just… a… president, Zooey. I’m a whole friggin’ Republic! What more could you want?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
I mean I lied to Mr P about being a 6′5″ drag queen, when I’m really only 6′3″. That was terrible of me.
Republics are waaaay cooler than stupid presidents. *wink*
July 1st, 2007 at 2:44 am“You’re right Juan… he’s got a crush on you, and he likes it rough, see? W/ a sugar beet… straight, no chaser…”
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 2:40 am
It seems that SOMEONE has lost their ability to blush…;-)
July 1st, 2007 at 2:45 amWith or with out the heels.
Comment by Mr. President ®
Without.
Do you still love me?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:45 amIt seems that SOMEONE has lost their ability to blush…;-)
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Totally. I think he was faking it. :D
July 1st, 2007 at 2:46 amDo you still love me?
Comment by Zooey — July 1, 2007 @ 2:45 am
I already told you Zooey, I have a rule about the height of the drag-queens I date.
Stop trying to pick me up.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:47 amIt seems that SOMEONE has lost their ability to blush…;-)
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Okay, so I lied too… want to make something out of it? Huh? Huh?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:48 amWell I hate to leave this party in full swing, but I have to get ready to not go to church tomorrow morning.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:48 amTotally. I think he was faking it. :D
Comment by Zooey
Ahem… you know, I’m still here… and yes, Republics are waaaayyy cooler than presidents.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:49 amshe’s a mystery shrouded in an enigma, oopes, I meant he’s a mystery…
Comment by shane
Just don’t tell me she’s a sugar beet wrapped in a kilt floating in a bathtub.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:51 amI already told you Zooey, I have a rule about the height of the drag-queens I date.
Stop trying to pick me up.
Comment by Mr. President ®
So now I’m not tall enough for you? Is that how it’s gonna go? I’ll kick your ass with my platform sandals….
July 1st, 2007 at 2:52 amGoodnight, Shane, enjoy not going to church tomorrow!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:52 amWell I hate to leave this party in full swing, but I have to get ready to not go to church tomorrow morning.
Comment by shane
I love getting ready not to go to church…..
Goodnight, shane!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:53 am“Okay, so I lied too… want to make something out of it? Huh? Huh?”
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 1, 2007 @ 2:48 am
Don’t make me get up and get my rolling pin!
July 1st, 2007 at 2:54 amSo now I’m not tall enough for you? Is that how it’s gonna go? I’ll kick your ass with my platform sandals….
Comment by Zooey — July 1, 2007 @ 2:52 am
Yeah, right, Ms. Z. You just keep on thinking that, one of these days you might want to join the rest of reality.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:55 amOkay, so I lied too… want to make something out of it? Huh? Huh?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Ah HA!! See how you are? Do you make a habit of luring in vulnerable drag queens? Don’t you know we’re sensitive!!?
July 1st, 2007 at 2:55 amYeah, right, Ms. Z. You just keep on thinking that, one of these days you might want to join the rest of reality.
Comment by Mr. President ®
As if you’d be allowed past the velvet rope…. :D
July 1st, 2007 at 2:57 amHey fukc you!
You AntiAmerico-Lefto-Defeato-Islamophileo-Marxo-Muslimo-Stalinist!!!
Comment by Mr. President ®
thank you. finally I can sleep.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:58 amAhem… you know, I’m still here… and yes, Republics are waaaayyy cooler than presidents.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Yeah, Republics are totally bitchin’.
July 1st, 2007 at 2:58 amMs. Z and TRoS, need to get a room.
Get a room, trolls!
July 1st, 2007 at 3:00 amMs. Z and TRoS, need to get a room.
Get a room, trolls!
Comment by Mr. President ®
How do you like it, Mr P? We’re trolling the trolls. That’s your karma.
Mistress Z, if you don’t mind….
July 1st, 2007 at 3:03 amMistress Z, if you don’t mind….
Comment by Zooey — July 1, 2007 @ 3:03 am
I do.
Because:
Ms. Z = Mr. P
and
TRoS = CT
This is “Bizarro TP,” also know as “pt”
July 1st, 2007 at 3:06 amOkay fine.
Good night, Mistress Z and TRoS.
July 1st, 2007 at 3:09 amUPDATE from BBC!
“One of the suspects suffered severe burns and was taken to the city’s Royal Alexandra Hospital, where he is said to be in a critical condition.
Strathclyde Police had believed he was in possession of “a suspect device”, but it was later found not to be explosive.
Stratclyde Police later revealed the item was a medium sized Sugar Beet, that smell slightly of bubble bath.
It was removed later from his rectum and city’s Royal Alexadra Hospital.”
July 1st, 2007 at 3:09 amThat makes perfect sense, Mr P.
Because of that, I think I need to go to bed now.
Goodnight all! It was sooooooo fun!
July 1st, 2007 at 3:10 amWouldn’t it be cool if abortion-clinic bombings were covered like this?
July 1st, 2007 at 6:43 amLet’s look at the logic behind these attacks. If this was indeed Al Qaeda or Al Qaeda related groups, we need to ask ourselves why they chose now to attack. Gordon Brown is taking over as British Prime Minister, and he has advocated WITHDRAWAL of British troops from Iraq.
Why would Al Qaeda groups be so terrified of Brown’s goal of removing troops from Iraq? Could it be that they WANT the War in Iraq to continue? Could it be that they know Iraq is a huge training ground for them, and is also their #1 tool for recruiting new terrorists? The Iraq War is the main reason they are winning the hearts and minds of the average Muslim or Middle-Eastener.
According to every intelligence estimate, the Iraq War is only INCREASING terrorism worldwide. That makes the goals for these current attacks pretty clear in my opinion.
If a Democrats takes the White House in 2008 in our country, expect to see the same attempts from Al Qaeda to keep us in the Iraq War. We need to be vigilant and NOT give these subhumans what they want.
July 1st, 2007 at 8:01 amComment by BrianS —
Your comments are right on target. Al qaeda has said as much.
July 1st, 2007 at 8:51 amAlso, Al Qaeda is Sunni Arab , and if the west pulls out of Iraq, they would have to face the wrath of the Shiite majority, whom they have been blowing up with car bombs in civilian markets.
of course, they are imminent : the US, the UK, Pakistan and Israel are planning more false-flag, state-sponsered terrorism.
July 1st, 2007 at 10:09 amoops : sponsored
July 1st, 2007 at 10:13 amOh well I thought this thread could pass 1000 posts, but has not passed 800 so far.
July 1st, 2007 at 10:56 amThere’s always hope, Jay!
July 1st, 2007 at 11:13 amYou guys stayed up late last night.
July 1st, 2007 at 11:44 amYou guys stayed up late last night.
And I’m sure Darth Cheney burned the midnight oil in his Bunker plannig his next provocative act and blame it on Iran.
So, we will all be so afraid we will almost plead for more Patriot Acts (i.e.) — to make us safe, please strip us of our civil liberties.
July 1st, 2007 at 12:37 pmIts clear except to the most limited among us, that this so called “terror” attack in London is nothing more than a diversion from the current showdown between the White House and Congress.
It happened a day after the subpoenas were served, which is about as obvious as it could be.
Its a hoax. A sham.
A big RED HERRING.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:10 pmIts clear that the terrorists and groups within ours and the british governments, are in bed with them.
Joined at the hip.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:14 pmBARTLEBEE > Go look up the Daily Mail article on the Glasgow event from yesterday.. It has a pic of one of the suspects from the rear and he looks more Chinese than a Arabic terrorist.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:24 pmi for one, think it high-time to take
the vice president’s latest assertions
of super-constitutional powers quite
seriously, and accord them all the
comity, and deference, due and owing to
the second-highest ranking official — of
any branch of government — in this,
our republic, and these fine united states. . .
to that end, i’ve assembled these very-considered
opinions of the best and brightest constitutional
law scholars extant, on that quite-weighty topic of mr.
cheney’s role outside — and over — all three of
the “ordinary” branches of government — and,
in just 47 seconds of running video, to boot!
end.snark.transmission.
p e a c e
July 1st, 2007 at 1:44 pmI had to make this thread have at least 800 posts.
July 1st, 2007 at 6:59 pm781 now so 19 more to go.
July 1st, 2007 at 7:00 pm18 more to go, so add some thoughts here.
July 1st, 2007 at 7:00 pmWow 400+ post with nothing relating to the topic of the thread. You guys really out did yourselves. Anyone know what the record here is for wasted server space?
July 1st, 2007 at 10:39 pmIt all started when queen Z showed up.
July 1st, 2007 at 10:41 pmGot to add 15 more posts after this one.
July 1st, 2007 at 10:44 pmThen another 14 more to go for the record 800 posts.
July 1st, 2007 at 10:45 pmCome on everybody just 13 more to go.
July 1st, 2007 at 10:47 pmStill no facial pic released of the suspect captured at Glasgow airport. What is the British government hiding from its citizenry?
July 1st, 2007 at 10:55 pmWhy did the British press just publish a pic of the suspect’s backside?
July 1st, 2007 at 10:56 pm10 more posts to go.
July 1st, 2007 at 10:57 pmCome on everybody add 9 more posts on here please.
July 1st, 2007 at 11:03 pmOnly 8 more to reach the record of 800 posts for a thread.
July 1st, 2007 at 11:18 pmOne billion people will die of tobacco-related diseases this century unless governments in rich and poor countries alike get serious about preventing smoking, top World Health Organization experts said on Monday.
Cool one billion!
How many dead Iraqis only 650,000?
July 2nd, 2007 at 12:38 pmNo such thing as terrorism.
July 2nd, 2007 at 12:40 pmIts the JoooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooos!
July 2nd, 2007 at 12:40 pmWelcome to Britostan!
July 2nd, 2007 at 12:41 pmIslam the Religion of Peace.
July 2nd, 2007 at 12:41 pmAllah Akbar!
July 2nd, 2007 at 12:42 pmKill the Jews! You are with us Flaco!
July 2nd, 2007 at 12:43 pmFU Allah!
July 2nd, 2007 at 12:43 pm