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Sen. Vitter on D.C. madam list.

By Faiz on Jul 9th, 2007 at 10:47 pm

Sen. Vitter on D.C. madam list.»

“Sen. David Vitter, R-La., apologized Monday night for ‘a very serious sin in my past‘ after his telephone number appeared among those associated with an escort service operated by the so-called ‘D.C. Madam.’” Vitter released the following statement:

This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible. Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there-with God and them. But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.

In 2005, Vitter attacked “the Hollywood left” for “redefining the most basic institution in human history.”

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523 Responses to “Sen. Vitter on D.C. madam list.”


  1. RUCerious Says:

    Here comes the avalanche of dirt.
    Somebody go back and get a shitload of laundry detergent!


  2. Anonymous By Choice Says:

    Of course the first number i read about being on the D.C. Madam escort service is the number of a REPUBLICAN.

    Is there a link to more numbers on the list?


  3. Mr. President Says:

    I bet Clinton’s on that list!

    You know he is!!!


  4. Egreggious Says:

    I don’t know Vitter. Is he currently a senator?


  5. pgw Says:

    “a very serious sin”? i thought the madam’s “escorts provided erotic fantasy and massage, which is legal”? did he get meth with his ‘massage’, like ted haggard?


  6. Pat Says:

    Hey if he ask God for forgiveness, then this shouldn’t hurt him at all the next election…maybe go for some “counseling”…

    The repugs are going down and I hope I never see another one elected to the WH. AMEN brothers and sisters!


  7. Egreggious Says:

    A couple days in rehab and all will be forgiven, Senator.


  8. Mistress Z Says:

    In 2005, Vitter attacked “the Hollywood left” for “redefining the most basic institution in human history.”

    Sanctity of marriage = hiring hookers?

    Resign, hypocrite.


  9. wellstoner Says:

    Why didn’t he just say.

    “BOO-YAH!”

    that wudda covered it.


  10. Mr. President Says:

    Egreggious,

    True, very true.


  11. Peter Says:

    Who cares what Vitter does in his personal life?


  12. pgw Says:

    “Of course the first number i read about being on the D.C. Madam escort service is the number of a REPUBLICAN.”

    actually, it should be the 2nd. Randall Tobias resigned because of this a few months back. [and he’s a repub too.]


  13. Mistress Z Says:

    I bet Clinton’s on that list!
    You know he is!!!
    Comment by Mr. President

    Just because YOU have to pay for it, doesn’t mean Clinton does.


  14. Droid Says:

    This is the man who authored a defense of marriage act as a state representative.


  15. Pat Says:

    #4 Mr. Pee,

    c’mon, Bill had the interns. He was a better Prez than you…even while he was getting a BJ.


  16. barfly Says:

    Who cares what Clinton does in his personal life?

    Comment by Peter

    Remember when?


  17. Peter Says:

    “This is the man who authored a defense of marriage act as a state representative.”

    Clinton signed the Federal DOMA.

    But still, who cares?

    What does it matter if a politician used a whore?


  18. Mistress Z Says:

    I don’t know Vitter. Is he currently a senator?
    Comment by Egreggious

    Yep, currently serving, for now. :D


  19. RUCerious Says:

    Where the hell is Daryll, forgiving this clown’s sins and praying for his impotent soul.


  20. Mr. President Says:

    Comment by Pat — July 9, 2007 @ 10:57 pm

    So.


  21. Egreggious Says:

    Who cares what Vitter does in his personal life?

    Comment by Peter — July 9, 2007 @ 10:55 pm

    I don’t want to know the details (unless they’re really kinky). But anybody who’s so up in arms about the sanctity of marriage that they’d be willing to discriminate against the rights of others, better not go around fouling that sanctity themselves.


  22. Mistress Z Says:

    This is the man who authored a defense of marriage act as a state representative.
    Comment by Droid

    He forgot to put in the bill that his own marriage needed protection — from him.


  23. Peter Says:

    I doubt Vitter is the only one. He just happens to have the bad luck of being the first one known about. If you work 15 hours in the senate, who cares if you want to have some release and use a whore?


  24. RUCerious Says:

    Oops, I meant immoral soul…!


  25. Peter Says:

    “But anybody who’s so up in arms about the sanctity of marriage that they’d be willing to discriminate against the rights of others, better not go around fouling that sanctity themselves.”

    His marriage is probably fine. His wife forgave him. Shouldn’t we?


  26. Mistress Z Says:

    Who cares what Vitter does in his personal life?
    Comment by Peter — July 9, 2007 @ 10:55 pm

    Most likely Mrs Vitter.


  27. Peter Says:

    “Most likely Mrs Vitter.”

    That’s all that really matters.

    The guy got laid after a long days work. So what?


  28. Egreggious Says:

    Most likely Mrs Vitter.

    Comment by Mistress Z — July 9, 2007 @ 11:00 pm

    LOL!!!


  29. Mistress Z Says:

    Oops, I meant immoral soul…!
    Comment by RUCerious

    Did not. :-D


  30. tarazan Says:

    Vitter: “I am your ‘Family Values’ man”.
    Vote for me….


  31. pgw Says:

    “This is the man who authored a defense of marriage act as a state representative.
    Comment by Droid”

    maybe now he’ll author a ‘defense of fantasy massage act.’


  32. Pat Says:

    The audacity of the repugs kills me…they pull out the KKKarl handbook, which has a contigency for every mistake…the steps you should take and the lies you should tell. It was funny seeing KKKarl when the crowd in CO was laughing at his speech the other night. He seriously carried on and acted like they were laughing with him instead of at him. Sorry to go off topic there for a min…


  33. Emerald Says:

    What happens in his personal life is none of my business. But when he promotes or authors legislation that marginalizes people for their sexuality, he deserves to be mocked. And defeated in any further elections, no matter who he thinks forgave him.


  34. Peter Says:

    Vitter made a mistake, but that doesn’t mean the idea of family values is wrong. All it means is he’s not perfect.


  35. Innocent Bystander Says:

    We need to start a database - Republican Congressperson and their somber pronouncements on the Clinton Impeachment. I’m betting that the louder they wailed, the more phone hits they are on the list.


  36. Emerald Says:

    What he does in his personal life is none of my business.

    But when he promotes or authors legislation that would marginalize persons because of their sexuality, he deserves a good mocking. And he deserves to lose any further elections, no matter who he thinks forgave him.


  37. Jay Randal Says:

    Cut the crap Sen. Vitter and resign from the Senate leaving skidmarks as you depart. Shame on all you GOPer hypocrite creeps.


  38. Marcus Aurelius Says:

    Cum stains on his pillow. An impeachable offense.


  39. Peter Says:

    “But when he promotes or authors legislation that marginalizes people for their sexuality, he deserves to be mocked.”

    Does that apply to Clinton too? He signed DOMA into law.


  40. Scarecrow Says:

    I think that the republican “God” and “Bush” are one and the same.

    Therefore, Senator, your sin is commuted and you don’t need to spend time in Hell.


  41. Emerald Says:

    Sorry to double-up.


  42. Mr. President Says:

    One word:

    Clinton.


  43. Egreggious Says:

    Sorry to double-up.

    Comment by Emerald — July 9, 2007 @ 11:05 pm

    So was Vitter, apparently.


  44. Candyce Says:

    Whoops! The Madam’s website is either overloaded with traffic, or Cheney just had Bush declare executive privilege.

    We are temporarily unable to service you due to downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.


  45. Dr. Grumpus Says:

    Ummmm… Why didn’t ABC catch this? Didn’t they investigate these numbers that they had exclusively for some time?


  46. Pat Says:

    Comment by Pat — July 9, 2007 @ 10:57 pm

    So.

    Comment by Mr. President — July 9, 2007 @ 10:58 pm

    So nothin, you dimwitted chimpy lookin, roman quotin asshat!

    LOL


  47. Mistress Z Says:

    One word:
    Clinton.
    Comment by Mr. President

    That dog won’t hunt, Mr President. Give it up.


  48. Peter Says:

    I used the services of a whore before I went to Vietnam. No big deal.


  49. Egreggious Says:

    So nothin, you dimwitted chimpy lookin, roman quotin asshat!

    LOL

    Comment by Pat — July 9, 2007 @ 11:06 pm

    Pantera-lookin’, tattoo-less asshat.


  50. Mistress Z Says:

    So was Vitter, apparently.
    Comment by Egreggious

    Not until he got caught!


  51. Pat Says:

    One word:
    Clinton.
    Comment by Mr. President

    One Word:
    ASSHAT


  52. Mr. President Says:

    Two words:

    Bill Clinton.


  53. Jay Randal Says:

    Cheney is supposedly on the list, so I hope his wife Lynne claws his eyes out when he gets exposed in the press. Damnation to all GOPers.


  54. Marcus Aurelius Says:

    El Presidente:

    this is an adult topic. Please go back to a previous thread - don’t come back here until you have hair “down there”.


  55. Pat Says:

    Mr. Pee is rifling through his Latin books right now…looking for the perfect quote…but he always just says some stupid sh!t…chimpy leghumpin fool.


  56. Peter Says:

    I can’t wait to see who else is on that list!


  57. Mr. President Says:

    Three words:

    Clinton did it.


  58. Peter Says:

    Why would Vitter be so dumb to use his cell phone that could be found out? Why not call from a phone booth or something?


  59. Jay Randal Says:

    Only thing surprises me about Vitter is I thought he was Gay, but heck maybe the Madam sent him a male hooker from her service, instead of a female?


  60. Mistress Z Says:

    Two words:
    Bill Clinton.
    Comment by Mr. President

    Nope. Not gonna cut it…

    Hey, do you look like Dimebag Darryl before or after he was shot?


  61. Mr. President Says:

    Okay, I’ll go away for a while.


  62. Pat Says:

    I can’t wait to see who else is on that list!

    Comment by Peter — July 9, 2007 @ 11:12 pm

    Maybe Shooters name will turn up…wouldn’t that be claasic?


  63. tarazan Says:

    May be the Madam can bring a big change more than Pelosi and the last elections….by exposing a good number of these ‘Family Values’ sellers.


  64. pgw Says:

    “Two words:
    Bill Clinton.
    Comment by Mr. President — July 9, 2007 ”

    nope. vitter had to pay for it. ‘it’ being “erotic fantasy and massage.”


  65. Peter Says:

    Mr. President, the problem is that Bill Clinton has done everything brought up in these threads. The libs say we always point to Clinton, but that’s because he has done so many scandalous things!


  66. Mr. President Says:

    Hey, do you look like Dimebag Darryl before or after he was shot?

    Comment by Mistress Z — July 9, 2007 @ 11:13 pm

    ———————————————————————————

    Before.

    see ya


  67. Egreggious Says:

    Fourth word will be “too”.


  68. Mistress Z Says:

    Okay, I’ll go away for a while.
    Comment by Mr. President

    Thanks.


  69. Peter Says:

    “nope. vitter had to pay for it.”

    Well, we don’t know that for sure.


  70. Pat Says:

    Mr Pee…signing off for a while so he can be an asshat to those closest to him at home.


  71. Egreggious Says:

    Okay, I’ll go away for a while.

    Comment by Mr. President — July 9, 2007 @ 11:13 pm

    Mom brought home pizza!


  72. RUCerious Says:

    Okay, I’ll go away for a while.
    Comment by Mr. President

    First classy thing he’s done this month.


  73. Jay Randal Says:

    It’s going to end up that 99% of the Madam’s clients were Republicans. Some Democrats do have sexual affairs, but do not hire prostitutes. Most GOPers are ugly, so they have to pay for it > lol.


  74. Pat Says:

    good riddance to bad rubbish

    I was talking about Mr Pee here… but Vitter fits as well.


  75. Candyce Says:

    #49
    Comment by Pat

    stultior stulto fuisti

    (idiot of idiots)


  76. Bush is Corrupt. Says:

    Hahahaha!!! Another dumba$$ Republican hypocrite!


  77. RUCerious Says:

    It would seem the “madam” was able to “service your request” Senator. Resignation would now be in order.


  78. RUCerious Says:

    Jay, Jeff Gannon resembles that remark!


  79. willyloman Says:

    man, for such a single-note copy and paste simpleton, Mr. P sure does take up alot of your time round here.


  80. Jay Randal Says:

    Now if only Jeff Gannon would release his client list. Top of the list would be President George W. Bush.


  81. Pat Says:

    Where the hell is Darryl when we need him exorcise Vitter???


  82. Bill McKern Says:

    http://www.ontheissues.org/ Social/ David_Vitter_Families_+_Children.htm

    Rated 100% by the Christian Coalition: a pro-family voting record.

    Vitter scores 100% by the Christian Coalition on family issues

    The Christian Coalition was founded in 1989 by Dr. Pat Robertson to give Christians a voice in government. We represent millions of people of faith and enable them to have a strong, unified voice in the conversation we call democracy.

    Vitter = hypocrite. Then again, would you expect less from the guy who followed Bob Livingston into the US House?


  83. Egreggious Says:

    man, for such a single-note copy and paste simpleton, Mr. P sure does take up alot of your time round here.

    Comment by willyloman — July 9, 2007 @ 11:19 pm

    My bad. I thought I’d let him vent here since this a relatively light-hearted thread.


  84. Jay Randal Says:

    When Dubya Bush gets exposed someday as hiring male hookers, then I will laugh my ass off as freaks like Daryll on here try to defend him.`


  85. willyloman Says:

    I’ll fill in for him…Bill Clinton……Bill Clinton…..Bill Clinton…..


  86. Egreggious Says:

    Louisiana doesn’t really need a disgraced Senator right now. They’ve got enough problems.


  87. Pat Says:

    Damn I hope the DNC screened that list…wouldn’t it be absolutely ghastly if Hillary turned up…

    We could say “the apple don’t fall far from the tree”. Hoo haw you repug sunday go to meetin jackasses. I’d still vote for her…over one of your delusional candidates.


  88. RUCerious Says:

    Now the site has a page has moved message. Damn.


  89. Bush is Corrupt. Says:

    From Senator Vitter’s website (http://vitter.senate.gov/)

    My Women’s Leadership Forum is designed to help me focus on the views and needs of women and families. I BET he focuses on their needs.

    He also advocated for reauthorizing abstinence only education. Stating, “Abstinence education is a public health strategy focused on risk avoidance that aims to help young people avoid exposure to harm. . . . These funds help communities implement quality abstinence education programs and teach their children important lessons about health and character that will impact them their entire lives.” I wonder if he taught those prostitutes anything about character? Or does he teach wife and four children about character through example?


  90. ForTruth Says:

    What was Mr. Gannon’s codeword at the WH?


  91. Mistress Z Says:

    I’ll fill in for him…Bill Clinton……Bill Clinton…..Bill Clinton…..
    Comment by willyloman

    I like Bill Clinton. Let’s talk about good things about Bill Clinton. :D


  92. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    I bet Clinton’s on that list!

    You know he is!!!

    Comment by Mr. President

    Ah, hell, you stooge. NO President, no even Nixon, had to “pay” for sex. Senators and Reps, especially Repubs, yes, but Prez? Never.


  93. ForTruth Says:

    I hope she was reeeeeeealy hot dude.


  94. Pat Says:

    What was Jeff Gannon’s pw at the WH????


  95. Egreggious Says:

    “This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible.”

    That’s how I described my last sexual experience as well.


  96. Mistress Z Says:

    What was Mr. Gannon’s codeword at the WH?
    Comment by ForTruth — July 9, 2007 @ 11:29 pm

    Brace Yourself.


  97. Jay Randal Says:

    For Truth > Bush called Gannon the “Bulldog” so perhaps that was his codeword too?


  98. FDR Says:

    #

    Who cares what Vitter does in his personal life?

    Comment by Peter — July 9, 2007 @ 10:55 pm

    Hypocrite Democrats do , thats who cares.


  99. Mistress Z Says:

    That’s how I described my last sexual experience as well.
    Comment by Egreggious

    Now you’re gonna have to tell — ER visit? County lockup? :D


  100. ForTruth Says:

    ewwww bulldog, thats gross.

    Nevermind.

    I want to see a nice grid, with all the pictures of each hooker corresponding to each politician.


  101. Pat Says:

    I think the repugs getting wrapped up in these scandals are just spoiled frat boys… like their diety Chimp. Twenty or thirty years ago they got by with murder on the campus… and it’s like they have went home again.

    SAD SAD SAD…just like 1968-1974 all over again…what the hell has this country learned. SAD


  102. Egreggious Says:

    Vitter was appointed Southern Regional Chair by Rudy’s campaign.

    http://giulianiblog.blogspot.com/ 2007/ 03/ giuliani-notes-senator-david-vitter-of.html


  103. ForTruth Says:

    Sex scandals get ratings. People do care. Fact of life.


  104. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    Hypocrite Democrats do , thats who cares.

    Comment by FDR

    Ah, bugger off, you nasty fraud. GOPers are the endless moralizers, wagging their fingers and talking down to the rest of us. I, for one, find it hysterically funny when a Repub gets caught w/ his hand in the cookie jar, so to speak.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So there!


  105. Mistress Z Says:

    ewwww bulldog, thats gross.
    Nevermind.
    Comment by ForTruth

    I like mine better. :P


  106. Jay Randal Says:

    I do hope Traitor Joe LIEberman is on her list of clients. It would prove he is a GOPer, plus he would finally be forced to resign from Senate in disgrace.


  107. RUCerious Says:

    FT ~ Kind of like the Wall of Shame?
    Can’t tell the players without a program.
    Getcha program, who’s forking who, getcha program!


  108. Pat Says:

    #92

    E…I was doin good here till you brought up Juileanny…now I need a strong drink!


  109. willyloman Says:

    Hell, if I got paid 190k a year for 6 months of work plus all the kickback money…. I’d have hookers all over the place.

    A hooker would drive my car…

    A hooker would answer my phone….

    Hooker Heaven baby


  110. GSD Says:

    GOP. Group Of Perverts.

    -GSD


  111. Jay Randal Says:

    willyloman > Rep. Duke Cunningham had lots of hookers, but he went to prison.


  112. RUCerious Says:

    willy ~ she’d probably wash your car too, like in the scene from Cool Hand Luke…


  113. Pat Says:

    96…I’m with you there Jay…hell, I’d be generous enough to give up a couple of Dems… for twelve or fifteen of those hypocritical, chimpy leg humpin bastardos. Maybe then Harry and Nancy would put impeachmnet back on the damn TABLE!


  114. RUCerious Says:

    Jeez, a hundred plus posts and still no Daryll to kick around. I should count my blessings.


  115. Pat Says:

    99… Nice post Willy


  116. Jane E. Schneider Says:

    “Somebody go back and get a shitload of laundry detergent!”
    Comment by RUCerious — July 9, 2007 @ 10:49 pm

    Are you trying to come up with a different version of that line for each thread? :D (I’m not saying that that wouldn’t be a worthwhile goal!)
    ………………………….

    “So was Vitter, apparently.”
    Comment by Egreggious — July 9, 2007 @ 11:06 pm

    You left out the rim-shot!
    …………………………..

    “Most likely Mrs Vitter.”
    Comment by Mistress Z — July 9, 2007 @ 11:00 pm

    Reminds me of the line about Max Planck’s Constant, “and I’ll bet that makes Mrs. Planck happy”, or something to that affect. Only funny in math circles.
    ……………………………..

    “Sorry to double-up.”
    Comment by Emerald — July 9, 2007 @ 11:05 pm

    Comment so nice, you posted it twice! It was worth re-reading, anyway. :-)

    BTW, Mistress Z, the Peter Gabriel song is ready. And it’s not “Spank the Monkey”. Go see.


  117. Jay Randal Says:

    RUCerious > Daryll is crying his eyes out, because he thought Vitter was a born-again Christian guy. Poor Daryll > he never knew that Vitter was hitting on him for sex > lol.



  118. willyloman Says:

    So, what is Daryll like a “born-again” or something?


  119. Pat Says:

    104 RU…Darryl will come back on when the Dem shows up on the list. He won’t realize that we really don’t give a sh!t what someone does behind closed doors.


  120. Jane E. Schneider Says:

    That’s how I described my last sexual experience as well.
    Comment by Egreggious

    Now you’re gonna have to tell — ER visit? County lockup? :D

    Comment by Mistress Z — July 9, 2007 @ 11:36 pm

    Allen wrench? Hey, where’s Juan C? :D


  121. shane Says:

    One word:

    Clinton.

    Comment by Mr. President

    Getting a bl*w job is not illegal. Paying for it, outside of Las Vegas, is. Or is prostitution legal if you’re a Republican?


  122. Jay Randal Says:

    Jeff Gannon on his escort website said he is a TOP only, so Bush calling him “Bulldog” implies that Dubya is a submissive BOTTOM > lol.


  123. John Gilpins Says:

    I don’t watch a lot of TV. However, I did see Senator Vitter on “Meet the Press” about a year ago. There was a round-table discussion with six or seven panelists, including Senator Vitter. I had not previously seen him.

    My first personal impression upon seeing him was that he’s gay. That’s my personal impression, and only my personal impression. Impressions may be true or off-base, as they’re only impressions. I know nothing about him, his personal life, where he was born, etc.

    Everyone has an impression of people they meet or see, and I may be wrong about my impression. Totally wrong. I have no evidence as to his sexual orientation, only an impression.

    Some people see George Bush and see an honest, trustworthy, competent, highly-intelligent, highly-qualified, caring, open-minded, even-tempered, thoughtful, guy. Other people may see the exact opposite. Other people may see something in the middle-range.

    I look at myself and I like to think that I appear straight-acting, but it’s obvious I’m gay. When I’ve been at the gym, other gays seem to think I’m gay, too.

    Mark Foley’s sexual orientation was not a secret. However, other gay Republican or Democratic congressman may keep their sexual orientation a secret; and are often times married. Some play games to project a heterosexual image. It’s really a farce when one’s sexual orientation is obvious, and for example they’re dancing at a straight pub with a bra around their neck. Something along those lines. In these particular cases, playing games is comical.

    Democratic congressman don’t have much of a problem if they wish to come out-of-the-closet. Some choose to remain in the closet.

    My life has not been particularly fun. Lots of discrimination. If a gay Republican congressman, or a gay Democratic congressman, makes my life difficult by passing anti-gay lesgislation they should be ashamed of themselves.


  124. Mistress Z Says:

    BTW, Mistress Z, the Peter Gabriel song is ready. And it’s not “Spank the Monkey”. Go see.
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    Pure genius!!


  125. shane Says:

    Cheney is supposedly on the list, so I hope his wife Lynne claws his eyes out when he gets exposed in the press. Damnation to all GOPers.

    Comment by Jay Randal

    As a woman, all I can say is, if I was married to Dick Cheney, I’d want him to be getting laid somewhere else, anywhere else.


  126. Mistress Z Says:

    Allen wrench? Hey, where’s Juan C? :D
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    Juan’s gonna be so upset that “Allen wrench” made you think of him — and not his friend. :}

    He said earlier he’d be back later….


  127. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    Or is prostitution legal if you’re a Republican?

    Comment by shane

    It must be, Shane. The whole freakin’ lot of them is nothing but a bunch of whores (no disrespect to the women who actually work in the industry).


  128. shane Says:

    Okay, I’ll go away for a while.

    Comment by Mr. President

    Oh sure, an hour ago you were leaving to do homework even though you’re on summer break. Of course that was to cover the lie about you asking a “marine” about Lieberman at school tomorrow. “Oh the tangled web we weave … “


  129. Mistress Z Says:

    My life has not been particularly fun. Lots of discrimination. If a gay Republican congressman, or a gay Democratic congressman, makes my life difficult by passing anti-gay lesgislation they should be ashamed of themselves.
    Comment by John Gilpins

    Well said, John.


  130. Pat Says:

    116…Shane…maybe the DC mandam calls him Shooter… for a completely different reason?


  131. Tracy Says:

    #63

    Comment by Jay Randal — July 9, 2007 @ 11:17 pm

    That’s a good joke!


  132. Jay Randal Says:

    Shane > perhaps Lynne wanted Dicky Cheney to go hire a hooker for sex and leave her alone.


  133. Pat Says:

    Naah not shooter…maybe “dribbler”…


  134. joe cantwell Says:

    i consider him a hero to repug trolls everywhere!


  135. shane Says:

    man, for such a single-note copy and paste simpleton, Mr. P sure does take up alot of your time round here.

    Comment by willyloman

    Makes you think he gets paid by the post doesn’t it?


  136. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    Mom brought home pizza!

    Comment by Egreggious

    Nope! Mom wanted her dress back.


  137. shane Says:

    Now if only Jeff Gannon would release his client list. Top of the list would be President George W. Bush.

    Comment by Jay Randal

    I’m sure Gannon is getting paid to NOT release his list. Maybe the IRS should be checking into his expenditures in relation to the income he declares.


  138. Jay Randal Says:

    m12 gets paid by the post on TP, by Karl Rove, so some of the other trolls probably do as well.


  139. Flaco Says:

    Ah look at all the stone throwers here for Jeebsus!


  140. Wayne A. Schneider Says:

    Comment by Mistress Z — July 9, 2007 @ 11:56 pm

    Thank you.


  141. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    Ah look at all the stone throwers here for Jeebsus!

    Comment by Flaco

    No one’s throwing any stones, Flucco. We’re just having a good laugh at Vitter’s cost. After 7 yrs of endless phony moralizing, this is funny.


  142. shane Says:

    Who cares what Vitter does in his personal life?

    Comment by Peter — July 9, 2007 @ 10:55 pm

    Hypocrite Democrats do , thats who cares.

    Comment by FDR

    Oh this is PRICELESS. You guys calling us hypocrites over illicit sexual affairs. We don’t care who sleeps with who. You guys do, remember.


  143. Flaco Says:

    “Hey even Presidents git horny.”

    William Jefferson Clinton

    Horniest President alive!!!


  144. RSA Says:

    TPM flags a news article from 2004 in which Vitter and his people attack political opponents for bringing this up, accusing them of pursuing a vendetta against him. You’d think this would call for an apology on Vitter’s part, but he’s a Republican after all. . .


  145. Mistress Z Says:

    Flaccido is just jealous because he can’t get laid even if he pays for it.


  146. david Says:

    I don’t get it. Why do Republicans always confuse illicit sex with extramarital sex? Don’t they know the difference? Or do they just have a problem with the whole ’sin’ thing that they don’t know the difference between illegal and consensual>

    I mean, Vitter hire a hooker; that’s illegal. Clinton flirts with Monica; that’s consensual. The former can get you fined or jailed; the latter will get you in hotwater and might be grounds for divorce, but it’s not illegal.

    What I’d like to know is what God said to Vitter when he asked for forgiveness. I mean, millions of Americans pray for forgiveness every day and hear nothing, but Vitter gets a quick and affirmative response. What did God say? Does he have to do any penance or is God like the sheriff in the Paris Hilton story?

    I’d also like to know why Republicans wanted Clinton’s head when he had consensual sex, but they are so compassionate and understanding when their own have illicit sex. Do they really not understand the concept of crime and punishment?

    Finally, you might enjoy reading Frank Rich’s A Profile in Cowadice.


  147. Mr. President Says:

    Comment by shane — July 9, 2007 @ 11:59 pm

    Actually, I’m taking summer classes, and I said that I could not guarantee it would be a Marine, but that there are plenty of people in the military that go to my school.


  148. shane Says:

    for one, find it hysterically funny when a Repub gets caught w/ his hand in the cookie jar, so to speak.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So there!

    Comment by The republic of Stupidity

    Uh, TRoS, that’s not … a … cookie … jar. Innocent mistake though.


  149. BLOGMYWAY.org Says:

    Everyone makes mistakes. We are human, and human prone to make mistakes. Big deal!!!


  150. Mr. President Says:

    What up Flaco?

    Did you you hear the one about Clinton?


  151. Jackie Says:

    Now Now the GOP have God’s blessings and only Bill Clinton is the sinner. Next we’ll hear God forgave them for their sins but not the Democrats. The Hammer has God’s phone number maybe he can share it with the rest of the GOP. Now Deborah Palfrey’s business was high-end sexual fantasy business not prostitution. But her clients got scared and Gonzo had to bring her down. I guess who ever goes to an x-rated movie or buys an x-rated video might get arrested. I hope the White House removes the Playboy magazines in the lobby. The GOP got alot of money from Mary Carey the Porn Star and that business makes billions of dollars a year. Mary’s safe because he met privately with Karl Rove. Now what do we call that?


  152. shane Says:

    Hooker Heaven baby

    Comment by willyloman

    Besides your Republican dietary habits, I don’t think you’d have to pay willyloman. You’re pretty darn entertaining.


  153. GSD Says:

    Oh, first the whitewingers were fighting for their rights to call young college girls “ho’s” and “ni**ers”.

    Now they claim the right to engage in crimnal acts without getting called out.

    Just what political party spent the last 30 years lecturing everyone about morality and family values anyhow?

    GOP. Group of Perverts(Pedophiles also works).

    -GSD


  154. Mr. President Says:

    Comment by shane — July 9, 2007 @ 11:59 pm

    Also, I’m not going to ask about Lieberman, I’m going to say that we are in Iraq doing charity work.


  155. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    Horniest President alive!!!

    Comment by Flaco

    Pssst… hey, Flucco… at least Clinton got in trouble w/ a living, breathing woman. Who was Jeff Gannon visiting 200 times in the WH???


  156. Jay Randal Says:

    david > GOPers believe that paying for sex is OK as long as you do not get exposed doing it. They do not think of it as cheating on their spouse, because NO love is involved in it. They just want dirty sex, with NO attachments. Having a consensual affair means some kind of relationship and Repubs do not want that. Plus they think hiring hookers is giving people employment servicing them.


  157. John Gilpins Says:

    Jay Randal,

    At least I’m not the only one who thought Vitter was gay.

    I wonder if Jeff Gannon has been to Bulldogs in Atlanta?


  158. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    The GOP got alot of money from Mary Carey the Porn Star and that business makes billions of dollars a year. Mary’s safe because he met privately with Karl Rove. Now what do we call that?

    Comment by Jackie

    Rupert Murdoch is one of the world’s biggest pornographers. News Corp produces a huge amount of porn for hotels (Pay-on-demand), along w/ I believe, Comcast. But it doesn’t show up as a lie item on News Corp’s blance sheet. The numbers are rolled into other income. I personally think Rupert uses that money to prop up Rightie pundits who can’t possibly be seklling that sh*t and making enough money to stay in business.


  159. david Says:

    Mr Pee-brain said

    Actually, I’m taking summer classes, and I said that I could not guarantee it would be a Marine, but that there are plenty of people in the military that go to my school.

    Comment by Mr. President — July 10, 2007 @ 12:12 am

    Would that be the School of the Americas at Fort Benning?


  160. Angry One Says:

    As Salon reported in 2004, this apparently isn’t Vitter’s first run-in with a street walker. For more on the dark history of one of Rudy Giuliani’s few Southern endorsers, see:
    “GOP Senator Vitter on DC Madam’s List.”


  161. Mistress Z Says:

    Actually, I’m taking summer classes, and I said that I could not guarantee it would be a Marine, but that there are plenty of people in the military that go to my school.
    Comment by Mr. President — July 10, 2007 @ 12:12 am

    What are you planning to do to a Marine at school?


  162. Marie Says:

    These guys are like cartoon characters - except they are not funny.
    We all know people who have cheated on their spouses — but these guys take such a holier-than-thou attitude and hold themselves superior, telling everyone else that they are the family values party, the political opposition is to be condemned as immoral, and so forth, that their hypocrisy is glaring.
    How dare they criticize others while professing that they will uphold the sanctity of marriage, when they themselve have been so guilty of immorality.
    The sneering, sanctimonious, self-righteous snobs who screeched far and wide about the sexual indiscretions of Clinton are among the worst of the hypocrites.


  163. Mr. President Says:

    Flaco,

    Here is the punch-line:

    He did it too.


  164. willyloman Says:

    Actually, I’m taking summer classes, and I said that I could not guarantee it would be a Marine, but that there are plenty of people in the military that go to my school.

    Comment by Mr. President

    A Marine that what…takes your ass-cherry?


  165. shane Says:

    maybe the DC mandam calls him Shooter… for a completely different reason?

    Comment by Pat

    Miss Shooter, Pea Shooter? Or just plain Shooter? “Careful with that thing, you’ll shoot your eye out kid.” Heaven would be having 10 minutes to torture that pr*ck.


  166. Flaco Says:

    President Clinton serial rapist


  167. Mr. President Says:

    What are you planning to do to a Marine at school?

    Comment by Mistress Z — July 10, 2007 @ 12:20 am

    ———————————————————————————–

    Express my views on Iraq.

    (this is from the other thread, by the way)


  168. ForTruth Says:

    Nice one David.


  169. Flaco Says:

    I never inhale or have sex….Bubba Hehehe


  170. ForTruth Says:

    Flaco just trotted out the ol Ann Coulter line about Bubba.

    Priceless.


  171. Mr. President Says:

    I never inhale or have sex….Bubba Hehehe

    Comment by Flaco — July 10, 2007 @ 12:22 am

    ——————————————————————–

    HeYOOOOOOooooOOOooOOoOOOOOOOOOoo!!!!!!!


  172. Tim Says:

    Everyone share the phone list using bitorrent! help keep it available and searchable!

    http://torrentspy.com/ torrent/ 1739855/ Deborah_Jean_Palfrey_Phone_Records


  173. Mistress Z Says:

    He did it too.
    Comment by Mr. President

    Mr Rogers did it, too?


  174. shane Says:

    #63

    Comment by Jay Randal — July 9, 2007 @ 11:17 pm

    That’s a good joke!

    Comment by Tracy

    It’s not a joke, just the facts.


  175. Mistress Z Says:

    Express my views on Iraq.
    (this is from the other thread, by the way)
    Comment by Mr. President

    What’s the point of that?


  176. Flaco Says:

    Yea President Cliton did it too.
    Lied to his dear sweet wife no crime here, but he always tells the truth to the America people.
    Heeheheh


  177. Jay Randal Says:

    John Gilpins > I do not know why Jeff Gannon got the nickname Bulldog?! He told his clients that he was a former Marine, but he never served in the military. He had somebody make him a set of military dog-tags to wear for his clients.

    As for Vitter > he has always seemed gayish to me.


  178. Mr. President Says:

    Comment by Mistress Z — July 10, 2007 @ 12:24 am

    I dunno.


  179. shane Says:

    Mom brought home pizza!

    Comment by Egreggious

    Nope! Mom wanted her dress back.

    Comment by The republic of Stupidity

    Maybe she needed to change his poopie diaper.


  180. Mistress Z Says:

    John Gilpins > I do not know why Jeff Gannon got the nickname Bulldog?! He told his clients that he was a former Marine, but he never served in the military. He had somebody make him a set of military dog-tags to wear for his clients.

    As for Vitter > he has always seemed gayish to me.

    Comment by Jay Randal

    Bulldog is the Marine Corps dog. Gannon liked to pretend he was a Marine.


  181. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    I never have sex… Hehehe

    Comment by Flaco

    We’ve kind of figured that out, what w/ that sparkling personality of yours, but what makes you think we’re interested in hearing about it?


  182. ForTruth Says:

    Express my prostate on Flaco

    (this is from the other thread, by the way)

    Comment by Mr. President

    There, fixed er’ for ya.


  183. david Says:

    The Republican beta males are always beating their chests and sounding off about alpha male Bill Clinton.

    Of course, if they were more interested in asking women what they wanted instead of telling them, maybe they’d see a little more action. Sadly, they’d rather order women as you would a pizza.


  184. Flaco Says:

    Bubba Cliton:
    Doing to peoples business means porking (doing) Monica.


  185. Mistress Z Says:

    I dunno.
    Comment by Mr. President

    If he doesn’t agree with you, are you going to call him an Islamo-Stalinist?


  186. shane Says:

    Horniest President alive!!!

    Comment by Flaco

    And that’s a bad thing, why? I don’t hear any women complaining.


  187. gummitch Says:

    The trolls are really gibbering here. “Look at me, look at me!!! I have absolutely NOTHING to contribute but you all are ignoring me!! Wah!”

    “Wah! Clinton gets laid and I don’t. Wah!!!!”

    All this obsession with the Clenis.


  188. Gregor Samsa Says:

    He is one of the people who were against gay marriage because it “threatened the sanctity of marriage”

    I can tell you who really threatens the sanctity of marriage: Cheating husbands who use escort services and pay for sex, that’s who.

    Apparently hiring prostitutes and paying for sex is one of them Louisiana values, not Massachusetts’ values.

    (What do the trolls when confronted with the news? Bring up Clinton. How very predictable)


  189. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    Maybe she needed to change his poopie diaper.

    Comment by shane

    Mr P prefers you use the name “Depends”… it’s more “dignified”.


  190. Mr. President Says:

    Comment by ForTruth — July 10, 2007 @ 12:27 am

    Man, TP really needs to have a new thread with more outed politicians.


  191. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    And that’s a bad thing, why? I don’t hear any women complaining.

    Comment by shane

    No, but we do hear Flucco complaining, and complaining, and complaining… hmmm… do you suppose??


  192. Flaco Says:

    Horniest President alive!!!

    Comment by Flaco

    And that’s a bad thing, why? I don’t hear any women complaining.

    Comment by shane
    —————————————————————–
    Juanita Broderick, Jennifer Flowers, Paula yea serial rapist


  193. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    Man, TP really needs to have a new thread with more outed politicians.

    Comment by Mr. President

    I was hoping they’d do a thread over Orally “Pistol Packin’ Lesbos” story the other day. Man, o man, I was gittin’ ready to riff on that one!


  194. Mr. President Says:

    If he doesn’t agree with you, are you going to call him an Islamo-Stalinist?
    Comment by Mistress Z — July 10, 2007 @ 12:27 am

    No.

    Only if he says that he wants to surrender to the extremists and starts to make excuses for them will he earn the epithet, Islamo-Stalinist.


  195. shane Says:

    Comment by Mr. President

    A Marine that what…takes your ass-cherry?

    Comment by willyloman

    Too late for that.


  196. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    Sadly, they’d rather order women as you would a pizza.

    Comment by david

    Reeking of garlic, cheeze and small fish??


  197. Mr. President Says:

    Anyway, I have some more reading to do.

    Shane, I saw where you claimed that I had said that I was off for the summer.

    I defy you to find the supposed comment in which I made that claim.


  198. GSD Says:

    The utter moral collapse of the sanctimonious whitewing of the Republican Party has been underway for years now.

    Have you ever seen a bigger pack of perverts, thieves, petty whiners and “he did it too” excusers in your lives?

    This is so funny. It is like a movie.

    -GSD


  199. ForTruth Says:

    Bubba cruises the chicks for free. And the pukes order em. Heh. heh. heh. Thats a good one. Pukes percieve Bubba’s lay-ability as rape, cuz thats all the pukes know how to do. LOL HEh hehe. LOL ROTFLMAO

    LMAO!


  200. shane Says:

    President Clinton serial rapist

    Comment by Flaco

    Do you want the name of the actress who accused Ronald Reagan of date rape when he was president of the Screen Actor’s Guild? Because nobody’s accused Clinton of rape, no one.


  201. Mistress Z Says:

    No.
    Only if he says that he wants to surrender to the extremists and starts to make excuses for them will he earn the epithet, Islamo-Stalinist.
    Comment by Mr. President

    Then you’re safe, aren’t you?

    I never said those things, but I’ve been called an Islamo-Stalinist.
    What gives?


  202. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    yea serial rapist

    Comment by Flaco

    Go on and on and on and on, Flucco. NO ONE cares. The Brusch Regime is sinking. And you can’t stop it. Clinton lied about a blow-job, and how many people died? Brusch lied about WMDs and 700,000 plus died. Please continue to blither on in your right-wing fantasy land. You’re down to 28% and sinking fast, Flucco.


  203. gummitch Says:

    Do you want the name of the actress who accused Ronald Reagan of date rape when he was president of the Screen Actor’s Guild? Because nobody’s accused Clinton of rape, no one.

    Comment by shane

    Why bother even to respond to Flaccido or his child bride, Mr. P?


  204. Mistress Z Says:

    Shane, I saw where you claimed that I had said that I was off for the summer.

    I defy you to find the supposed comment in which I made that claim.

    Comment by Mr. President

    Jeebus, knock it off.


  205. willyloman Says:

    Mom brought home pizza!

    Comment by Egreggious

    Nope! Mom wanted her dress back.

    Comment by The republic of Stupidity

    Maybe she needed to change his poopie diaper.

    Comment by shane

    Mom jsut passed out and he’s hard again.


  206. david Says:

    Flake-o said

    Doing to peoples business means porking (doing) Monica.

    Comment by Flaco — July 10, 2007 @ 12:27 am

    Well, I’m interested in the words you’re learning in your ESL class. What is your mother tongue again? Twaddle, you say?

    Once again you disgrace yourself. Ms Lewinsky was not a prostitute but a young woman with a crush. It is ungentlemanly of you to libel her.

    I suppose you don’t even understand what liberals were upset about in the Clinton affair. It was Bill’s attack on her character. Of course, it was the two-faced Republican hounded that led to that disgraceful public stance.

    We do know Clinton was quite fond of Monica when their affair was private. Somehow I don’t see Senator Vitter being fond or caring about a hooker he order up like Pizza.


  207. pgw Says:

    vitter’s biography title: “dr. strangelove, or how i learned to stop worrying about paying women for erotic fantasy and massage”


  208. Peter Says:

    After thinking on this issue, I’m starting to have a problem with it. Initially I thought I couldn’t care less if the guy got laid. But he did commit a crime with what he was doing. Maybe he should resign.


  209. John Gilpins Says:

    Marie,

    Right on.

    It’s beyond belief how the Republican Party demonized the Clinton administration, and they’re a thousand times worse.

    Do these Republican congressman think about STDs? Apparently not! Do they realize they could give their partners STDs? Apparently not.

    It’s highly possible that someone in congress is HIV-positive. If there’s this much sex, straight and gay, going on it’s almost a certainty.

    I think the public has the right to know a congressman’s STD status. If their brain in impaired, due to STDs, we should have the right to know.


  210. shane Says:

    Here Flaco:

    “Reagan met starlet Selene Walters in a Hollywood nightclub in the early 1950s. “Although I was on a date,” she quotes Walters as saying, “Ronnie kept whispering in my ear, ‘I’d like to call you. How can I get in touch with you?’ ” Hoping that Reagan, then president of the Screen Actors Guild, could boost her career, Walters gave him her address and was surprised when he came calling at 3 A.M. “He pushed his way inside and said he just had to see me. He forced me on the couch . . . and said, ‘Let’s just get to know each other.’ It was the most pitched battle I’ve ever had, and suddenly in a matter of seconds I lost. . . . They call it date rape today. . . .”

    Nobody accused Clinton of rape. Paula Jones accused him of sexual harrassment, 12 years after the fact when the Republican Congress was trying to get rid of him.


  211. The republic of Stupidity Says:

    12 years after the fact when the Republican Congress was trying to get rid of him.

    Commen