“Sen. David Vitter, R-La., apologized Monday night for ‘a very serious sin in my past‘ after his telephone number appeared among those associated with an escort service operated by the so-called ‘D.C. Madam.’” Vitter released the following statement:
This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible. Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there-with God and them. But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way.
In 2005, Vitter attacked “the Hollywood left” for “redefining the most basic institution in human history.”
Rot in Hell, hypocrite!
July 9th, 2007 at 10:48 pmHere comes the avalanche of dirt.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:49 pmSomebody go back and get a shitload of laundry detergent!
Of course the first number i read about being on the D.C. Madam escort service is the number of a REPUBLICAN.
Is there a link to more numbers on the list?
July 9th, 2007 at 10:50 pmI bet Clinton’s on that list!
You know he is!!!
July 9th, 2007 at 10:50 pmI don’t know Vitter. Is he currently a senator?
July 9th, 2007 at 10:52 pm“a very serious sin”? i thought the madam’s “escorts provided erotic fantasy and massage, which is legal”? did he get meth with his ‘massage’, like ted haggard?
July 9th, 2007 at 10:53 pmHey if he ask God for forgiveness, then this shouldn’t hurt him at all the next election…maybe go for some “counseling”…
The repugs are going down and I hope I never see another one elected to the WH. AMEN brothers and sisters!
July 9th, 2007 at 10:54 pmA couple days in rehab and all will be forgiven, Senator.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:54 pmIn 2005, Vitter attacked “the Hollywood left†for “redefining the most basic institution in human history.â€
Sanctity of marriage = hiring hookers?
Resign, hypocrite.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:54 pm…
Why didn’t he just say.
“BOO-YAH!”
that wudda covered it.
…
July 9th, 2007 at 10:54 pmEgreggious,
True, very true.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:55 pmWho cares what Vitter does in his personal life?
July 9th, 2007 at 10:55 pm“Of course the first number i read about being on the D.C. Madam escort service is the number of a REPUBLICAN.”
actually, it should be the 2nd. Randall Tobias resigned because of this a few months back. [and he’s a repub too.]
July 9th, 2007 at 10:56 pmI bet Clinton’s on that list!
You know he is!!!
Comment by Mr. President
Just because YOU have to pay for it, doesn’t mean Clinton does.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:56 pmThis is the man who authored a defense of marriage act as a state representative.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:56 pm#4 Mr. Pee,
c’mon, Bill had the interns. He was a better Prez than you…even while he was getting a BJ.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:57 pmWho cares what Clinton does in his personal life?
Comment by Peter
Remember when?
July 9th, 2007 at 10:57 pm“This is the man who authored a defense of marriage act as a state representative.”
Clinton signed the Federal DOMA.
But still, who cares?
What does it matter if a politician used a whore?
July 9th, 2007 at 10:57 pmI don’t know Vitter. Is he currently a senator?
Comment by Egreggious
Yep, currently serving, for now. :D
July 9th, 2007 at 10:57 pmWhere the hell is Daryll, forgiving this clown’s sins and praying for his impotent soul.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:58 pmComment by Pat — July 9, 2007 @ 10:57 pm
So.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:58 pmWho cares what Vitter does in his personal life?
Comment by Peter — July 9, 2007 @ 10:55 pm
I don’t want to know the details (unless they’re really kinky). But anybody who’s so up in arms about the sanctity of marriage that they’d be willing to discriminate against the rights of others, better not go around fouling that sanctity themselves.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:59 pmThis is the man who authored a defense of marriage act as a state representative.
Comment by Droid
He forgot to put in the bill that his own marriage needed protection — from him.
July 9th, 2007 at 10:59 pmI doubt Vitter is the only one. He just happens to have the bad luck of being the first one known about. If you work 15 hours in the senate, who cares if you want to have some release and use a whore?
July 9th, 2007 at 10:59 pmOops, I meant immoral soul…!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:00 pm“But anybody who’s so up in arms about the sanctity of marriage that they’d be willing to discriminate against the rights of others, better not go around fouling that sanctity themselves.”
His marriage is probably fine. His wife forgave him. Shouldn’t we?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:00 pmWho cares what Vitter does in his personal life?
Comment by Peter — July 9, 2007 @ 10:55 pm
Most likely Mrs Vitter.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:00 pm“Most likely Mrs Vitter.”
That’s all that really matters.
The guy got laid after a long days work. So what?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:01 pmMost likely Mrs Vitter.
Comment by Mistress Z — July 9, 2007 @ 11:00 pm
LOL!!!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:01 pmOops, I meant immoral soul…!
Comment by RUCerious
Did not. :-D
July 9th, 2007 at 11:01 pmVitter: “I am your ‘Family Values’ man”.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:02 pmVote for me….
“This is the man who authored a defense of marriage act as a state representative.
Comment by Droid”
maybe now he’ll author a ‘defense of fantasy massage act.’
July 9th, 2007 at 11:02 pmThe audacity of the repugs kills me…they pull out the KKKarl handbook, which has a contigency for every mistake…the steps you should take and the lies you should tell. It was funny seeing KKKarl when the crowd in CO was laughing at his speech the other night. He seriously carried on and acted like they were laughing with him instead of at him. Sorry to go off topic there for a min…
July 9th, 2007 at 11:02 pmWhat happens in his personal life is none of my business. But when he promotes or authors legislation that marginalizes people for their sexuality, he deserves to be mocked. And defeated in any further elections, no matter who he thinks forgave him.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:02 pmVitter made a mistake, but that doesn’t mean the idea of family values is wrong. All it means is he’s not perfect.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:03 pmWe need to start a database - Republican Congressperson and their somber pronouncements on the Clinton Impeachment. I’m betting that the louder they wailed, the more phone hits they are on the list.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:03 pmWhat he does in his personal life is none of my business.
But when he promotes or authors legislation that would marginalize persons because of their sexuality, he deserves a good mocking. And he deserves to lose any further elections, no matter who he thinks forgave him.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:04 pmCut the crap Sen. Vitter and resign from the Senate leaving skidmarks as you depart. Shame on all you GOPer hypocrite creeps.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:04 pmCum stains on his pillow. An impeachable offense.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:04 pm“But when he promotes or authors legislation that marginalizes people for their sexuality, he deserves to be mocked.”
Does that apply to Clinton too? He signed DOMA into law.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:04 pmI think that the republican “God” and “Bush” are one and the same.
Therefore, Senator, your sin is commuted and you don’t need to spend time in Hell.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:04 pmSorry to double-up.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:05 pmOne word:
Clinton.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:06 pmSorry to double-up.
Comment by Emerald — July 9, 2007 @ 11:05 pm
So was Vitter, apparently.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:06 pmWhoops! The Madam’s website is either overloaded with traffic, or Cheney just had Bush declare executive privilege.
We are temporarily unable to service you due to downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:06 pmUmmmm… Why didn’t ABC catch this? Didn’t they investigate these numbers that they had exclusively for some time?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:06 pmComment by Pat — July 9, 2007 @ 10:57 pm
So.
Comment by Mr. President — July 9, 2007 @ 10:58 pm
So nothin, you dimwitted chimpy lookin, roman quotin asshat!
LOL
July 9th, 2007 at 11:06 pmOne word:
Clinton.
Comment by Mr. President
That dog won’t hunt, Mr President. Give it up.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:07 pmI used the services of a whore before I went to Vietnam. No big deal.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:08 pmSo nothin, you dimwitted chimpy lookin, roman quotin asshat!
LOL
Comment by Pat — July 9, 2007 @ 11:06 pm
Pantera-lookin’, tattoo-less asshat.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:08 pmSo was Vitter, apparently.
Comment by Egreggious
Not until he got caught!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:08 pmOne word:
Clinton.
Comment by Mr. President
One Word:
July 9th, 2007 at 11:09 pmASSHAT
Two words:
Bill Clinton.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:09 pmCheney is supposedly on the list, so I hope his wife Lynne claws his eyes out when he gets exposed in the press. Damnation to all GOPers.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:09 pmEl Presidente:
this is an adult topic. Please go back to a previous thread - don’t come back here until you have hair “down there”.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:10 pmMr. Pee is rifling through his Latin books right now…looking for the perfect quote…but he always just says some stupid sh!t…chimpy leghumpin fool.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:11 pmI can’t wait to see who else is on that list!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:12 pmThree words:
Clinton did it.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:13 pmWhy would Vitter be so dumb to use his cell phone that could be found out? Why not call from a phone booth or something?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:13 pmOnly thing surprises me about Vitter is I thought he was Gay, but heck maybe the Madam sent him a male hooker from her service, instead of a female?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:13 pmTwo words:
Bill Clinton.
Comment by Mr. President
Nope. Not gonna cut it…
Hey, do you look like Dimebag Darryl before or after he was shot?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:13 pmOkay, I’ll go away for a while.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:13 pmI can’t wait to see who else is on that list!
Comment by Peter — July 9, 2007 @ 11:12 pm
Maybe Shooters name will turn up…wouldn’t that be claasic?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:13 pmMay be the Madam can bring a big change more than Pelosi and the last elections….by exposing a good number of these ‘Family Values’ sellers.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:14 pm“Two words:
Bill Clinton.
Comment by Mr. President — July 9, 2007 ”
nope. vitter had to pay for it. ‘it’ being “erotic fantasy and massage.”
July 9th, 2007 at 11:14 pmMr. President, the problem is that Bill Clinton has done everything brought up in these threads. The libs say we always point to Clinton, but that’s because he has done so many scandalous things!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:14 pmHey, do you look like Dimebag Darryl before or after he was shot?
Comment by Mistress Z — July 9, 2007 @ 11:13 pm
———————————————————————————
Before.
see ya
July 9th, 2007 at 11:14 pmFourth word will be “too”.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:14 pmOkay, I’ll go away for a while.
Comment by Mr. President
Thanks.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:15 pm“nope. vitter had to pay for it.”
Well, we don’t know that for sure.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:16 pmMr Pee…signing off for a while so he can be an asshat to those closest to him at home.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:16 pmOkay, I’ll go away for a while.
Comment by Mr. President — July 9, 2007 @ 11:13 pm
Mom brought home pizza!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:16 pmOkay, I’ll go away for a while.
Comment by Mr. President
First classy thing he’s done this month.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:17 pmIt’s going to end up that 99% of the Madam’s clients were Republicans. Some Democrats do have sexual affairs, but do not hire prostitutes. Most GOPers are ugly, so they have to pay for it > lol.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:17 pmgood riddance to bad rubbish
I was talking about Mr Pee here… but Vitter fits as well.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:17 pm#49
Comment by Pat
stultior stulto fuisti
(idiot of idiots)
July 9th, 2007 at 11:18 pmHahahaha!!! Another dumba$$ Republican hypocrite!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:18 pmIt would seem the “madam” was able to “service your request” Senator. Resignation would now be in order.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:19 pmJay, Jeff Gannon resembles that remark!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:19 pmman, for such a single-note copy and paste simpleton, Mr. P sure does take up alot of your time round here.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:19 pmNow if only Jeff Gannon would release his client list. Top of the list would be President George W. Bush.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:20 pmWhere the hell is Darryl when we need him exorcise Vitter???
July 9th, 2007 at 11:21 pmhttp://www.ontheissues.org/ Social/ David_Vitter_Families_+_Children.htm
Rated 100% by the Christian Coalition: a pro-family voting record.
Vitter scores 100% by the Christian Coalition on family issues
The Christian Coalition was founded in 1989 by Dr. Pat Robertson to give Christians a voice in government. We represent millions of people of faith and enable them to have a strong, unified voice in the conversation we call democracy.
Vitter = hypocrite. Then again, would you expect less from the guy who followed Bob Livingston into the US House?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:21 pmman, for such a single-note copy and paste simpleton, Mr. P sure does take up alot of your time round here.
Comment by willyloman — July 9, 2007 @ 11:19 pm
My bad. I thought I’d let him vent here since this a relatively light-hearted thread.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:22 pmWhen Dubya Bush gets exposed someday as hiring male hookers, then I will laugh my ass off as freaks like Daryll on here try to defend him.`
July 9th, 2007 at 11:23 pmI’ll fill in for him…Bill Clinton……Bill Clinton…..Bill Clinton…..
July 9th, 2007 at 11:24 pmLouisiana doesn’t really need a disgraced Senator right now. They’ve got enough problems.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:24 pmDamn I hope the DNC screened that list…wouldn’t it be absolutely ghastly if Hillary turned up…
We could say “the apple don’t fall far from the tree”. Hoo haw you repug sunday go to meetin jackasses. I’d still vote for her…over one of your delusional candidates.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:25 pmNow the site has a page has moved message. Damn.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:27 pmFrom Senator Vitter’s website (http://vitter.senate.gov/)
My Women’s Leadership Forum is designed to help me focus on the views and needs of women and families. I BET he focuses on their needs.
He also advocated for reauthorizing abstinence only education. Stating, “Abstinence education is a public health strategy focused on risk avoidance that aims to help young people avoid exposure to harm. . . . These funds help communities implement quality abstinence education programs and teach their children important lessons about health and character that will impact them their entire lives.” I wonder if he taught those prostitutes anything about character? Or does he teach wife and four children about character through example?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:28 pmWhat was Mr. Gannon’s codeword at the WH?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:29 pmI’ll fill in for him…Bill Clinton……Bill Clinton…..Bill Clinton…..
Comment by willyloman
I like Bill Clinton. Let’s talk about good things about Bill Clinton. :D
July 9th, 2007 at 11:31 pmI bet Clinton’s on that list!
You know he is!!!
Comment by Mr. President
Ah, hell, you stooge. NO President, no even Nixon, had to “pay” for sex. Senators and Reps, especially Repubs, yes, but Prez? Never.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:31 pmI hope she was reeeeeeealy hot dude.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:31 pmWhat was Jeff Gannon’s pw at the WH????
July 9th, 2007 at 11:32 pm“This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible.”
That’s how I described my last sexual experience as well.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:32 pmWhat was Mr. Gannon’s codeword at the WH?
Comment by ForTruth — July 9, 2007 @ 11:29 pm
Brace Yourself.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:33 pmFor Truth > Bush called Gannon the “Bulldog” so perhaps that was his codeword too?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:33 pm#
Who cares what Vitter does in his personal life?
Comment by Peter — July 9, 2007 @ 10:55 pm
Hypocrite Democrats do , thats who cares.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:34 pmThat’s how I described my last sexual experience as well.
Comment by Egreggious
Now you’re gonna have to tell — ER visit? County lockup? :D
July 9th, 2007 at 11:36 pmewwww bulldog, thats gross.
Nevermind.
I want to see a nice grid, with all the pictures of each hooker corresponding to each politician.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:36 pmI think the repugs getting wrapped up in these scandals are just spoiled frat boys… like their diety Chimp. Twenty or thirty years ago they got by with murder on the campus… and it’s like they have went home again.
SAD SAD SAD…just like 1968-1974 all over again…what the hell has this country learned. SAD
July 9th, 2007 at 11:36 pmVitter was appointed Southern Regional Chair by Rudy’s campaign.
http://giulianiblog.blogspot.com/ 2007/ 03/ giuliani-notes-senator-david-vitter-of.html
July 9th, 2007 at 11:37 pmSex scandals get ratings. People do care. Fact of life.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:37 pmHypocrite Democrats do , thats who cares.
Comment by FDR
Ah, bugger off, you nasty fraud. GOPers are the endless moralizers, wagging their fingers and talking down to the rest of us. I, for one, find it hysterically funny when a Repub gets caught w/ his hand in the cookie jar, so to speak.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So there!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:38 pmewwww bulldog, thats gross.
Nevermind.
Comment by ForTruth
I like mine better. :P
July 9th, 2007 at 11:38 pmI do hope Traitor Joe LIEberman is on her list of clients. It would prove he is a GOPer, plus he would finally be forced to resign from Senate in disgrace.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:38 pmFT ~ Kind of like the Wall of Shame?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:38 pmCan’t tell the players without a program.
Getcha program, who’s forking who, getcha program!
#92
E…I was doin good here till you brought up Juileanny…now I need a strong drink!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:40 pmHell, if I got paid 190k a year for 6 months of work plus all the kickback money…. I’d have hookers all over the place.
A hooker would drive my car…
A hooker would answer my phone….
Hooker Heaven baby
July 9th, 2007 at 11:41 pmGOP. Group Of Perverts.
-GSD
July 9th, 2007 at 11:42 pmwillyloman > Rep. Duke Cunningham had lots of hookers, but he went to prison.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:43 pmwilly ~ she’d probably wash your car too, like in the scene from Cool Hand Luke…
July 9th, 2007 at 11:44 pm96…I’m with you there Jay…hell, I’d be generous enough to give up a couple of Dems… for twelve or fifteen of those hypocritical, chimpy leg humpin bastardos. Maybe then Harry and Nancy would put impeachmnet back on the damn TABLE!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:44 pmJeez, a hundred plus posts and still no Daryll to kick around. I should count my blessings.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:44 pm99… Nice post Willy
July 9th, 2007 at 11:46 pm“Somebody go back and get a shitload of laundry detergent!”
Comment by RUCerious — July 9, 2007 @ 10:49 pm
Are you trying to come up with a different version of that line for each thread? :D (I’m not saying that that wouldn’t be a worthwhile goal!)
………………………….
“So was Vitter, apparently.”
Comment by Egreggious — July 9, 2007 @ 11:06 pm
You left out the rim-shot!
…………………………..
“Most likely Mrs Vitter.”
Comment by Mistress Z — July 9, 2007 @ 11:00 pm
Reminds me of the line about Max Planck’s Constant, “and I’ll bet that makes Mrs. Planck happy”, or something to that affect. Only funny in math circles.
……………………………..
“Sorry to double-up.”
Comment by Emerald — July 9, 2007 @ 11:05 pm
Comment so nice, you posted it twice! It was worth re-reading, anyway. :-)
BTW, Mistress Z, the Peter Gabriel song is ready. And it’s not “Spank the Monkey”. Go see.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:47 pmRUCerious > Daryll is crying his eyes out, because he thought Vitter was a born-again Christian guy. Poor Daryll > he never knew that Vitter was hitting on him for sex > lol.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:48 pmYep, he’s had lots to say on this topic…
July 9th, 2007 at 11:48 pmSo, what is Daryll like a “born-again” or something?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:49 pm104 RU…Darryl will come back on when the Dem shows up on the list. He won’t realize that we really don’t give a sh!t what someone does behind closed doors.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:49 pmThat’s how I described my last sexual experience as well.
Comment by Egreggious
Now you’re gonna have to tell — ER visit? County lockup? :D
Comment by Mistress Z — July 9, 2007 @ 11:36 pm
Allen wrench? Hey, where’s Juan C? :D
July 9th, 2007 at 11:53 pmOne word:
Clinton.
Comment by Mr. President
Getting a bl*w job is not illegal. Paying for it, outside of Las Vegas, is. Or is prostitution legal if you’re a Republican?
July 9th, 2007 at 11:53 pmJeff Gannon on his escort website said he is a TOP only, so Bush calling him “Bulldog” implies that Dubya is a submissive BOTTOM > lol.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:53 pmI don’t watch a lot of TV. However, I did see Senator Vitter on “Meet the Press” about a year ago. There was a round-table discussion with six or seven panelists, including Senator Vitter. I had not previously seen him.
My first personal impression upon seeing him was that he’s gay. That’s my personal impression, and only my personal impression. Impressions may be true or off-base, as they’re only impressions. I know nothing about him, his personal life, where he was born, etc.
Everyone has an impression of people they meet or see, and I may be wrong about my impression. Totally wrong. I have no evidence as to his sexual orientation, only an impression.
Some people see George Bush and see an honest, trustworthy, competent, highly-intelligent, highly-qualified, caring, open-minded, even-tempered, thoughtful, guy. Other people may see the exact opposite. Other people may see something in the middle-range.
I look at myself and I like to think that I appear straight-acting, but it’s obvious I’m gay. When I’ve been at the gym, other gays seem to think I’m gay, too.
Mark Foley’s sexual orientation was not a secret. However, other gay Republican or Democratic congressman may keep their sexual orientation a secret; and are often times married. Some play games to project a heterosexual image. It’s really a farce when one’s sexual orientation is obvious, and for example they’re dancing at a straight pub with a bra around their neck. Something along those lines. In these particular cases, playing games is comical.
Democratic congressman don’t have much of a problem if they wish to come out-of-the-closet. Some choose to remain in the closet.
My life has not been particularly fun. Lots of discrimination. If a gay Republican congressman, or a gay Democratic congressman, makes my life difficult by passing anti-gay lesgislation they should be ashamed of themselves.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:54 pmBTW, Mistress Z, the Peter Gabriel song is ready. And it’s not “Spank the Monkeyâ€. Go see.
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Pure genius!!
July 9th, 2007 at 11:56 pmCheney is supposedly on the list, so I hope his wife Lynne claws his eyes out when he gets exposed in the press. Damnation to all GOPers.
Comment by Jay Randal
As a woman, all I can say is, if I was married to Dick Cheney, I’d want him to be getting laid somewhere else, anywhere else.
July 9th, 2007 at 11:56 pmAllen wrench? Hey, where’s Juan C? :D
Comment by Jane E. Schneider
Juan’s gonna be so upset that “Allen wrench” made you think of him — and not his friend. :}
He said earlier he’d be back later….
July 9th, 2007 at 11:57 pmOr is prostitution legal if you’re a Republican?
Comment by shane
It must be, Shane. The whole freakin’ lot of them is nothing but a bunch of whores (no disrespect to the women who actually work in the industry).
July 9th, 2007 at 11:58 pmOkay, I’ll go away for a while.
Comment by Mr. President
Oh sure, an hour ago you were leaving to do homework even though you’re on summer break. Of course that was to cover the lie about you asking a “marine” about Lieberman at school tomorrow. “Oh the tangled web we weave … “
July 9th, 2007 at 11:59 pmMy life has not been particularly fun. Lots of discrimination. If a gay Republican congressman, or a gay Democratic congressman, makes my life difficult by passing anti-gay lesgislation they should be ashamed of themselves.
Comment by John Gilpins
Well said, John.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:00 am116…Shane…maybe the DC mandam calls him Shooter… for a completely different reason?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:00 am#63
Comment by Jay Randal — July 9, 2007 @ 11:17 pm
That’s a good joke!
July 10th, 2007 at 12:00 amShane > perhaps Lynne wanted Dicky Cheney to go hire a hooker for sex and leave her alone.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:01 amNaah not shooter…maybe “dribbler”…
July 10th, 2007 at 12:01 ami consider him a hero to repug trolls everywhere!
July 10th, 2007 at 12:02 amman, for such a single-note copy and paste simpleton, Mr. P sure does take up alot of your time round here.
Comment by willyloman
Makes you think he gets paid by the post doesn’t it?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:03 amMom brought home pizza!
Comment by Egreggious
Nope! Mom wanted her dress back.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:05 amNow if only Jeff Gannon would release his client list. Top of the list would be President George W. Bush.
Comment by Jay Randal
I’m sure Gannon is getting paid to NOT release his list. Maybe the IRS should be checking into his expenditures in relation to the income he declares.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:05 amm12 gets paid by the post on TP, by Karl Rove, so some of the other trolls probably do as well.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:06 amAh look at all the stone throwers here for Jeebsus!
July 10th, 2007 at 12:06 amComment by Mistress Z — July 9, 2007 @ 11:56 pm
Thank you.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:08 amAh look at all the stone throwers here for Jeebsus!
Comment by Flaco
No one’s throwing any stones, Flucco. We’re just having a good laugh at Vitter’s cost. After 7 yrs of endless phony moralizing, this is funny.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:08 amWho cares what Vitter does in his personal life?
Comment by Peter — July 9, 2007 @ 10:55 pm
Hypocrite Democrats do , thats who cares.
Comment by FDR
Oh this is PRICELESS. You guys calling us hypocrites over illicit sexual affairs. We don’t care who sleeps with who. You guys do, remember.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:10 am“Hey even Presidents git horny.”
William Jefferson Clinton
Horniest President alive!!!
July 10th, 2007 at 12:10 amTPM flags a news article from 2004 in which Vitter and his people attack political opponents for bringing this up, accusing them of pursuing a vendetta against him. You’d think this would call for an apology on Vitter’s part, but he’s a Republican after all. . .
July 10th, 2007 at 12:10 amFlaccido is just jealous because he can’t get laid even if he pays for it.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:10 amI don’t get it. Why do Republicans always confuse illicit sex with extramarital sex? Don’t they know the difference? Or do they just have a problem with the whole ’sin’ thing that they don’t know the difference between illegal and consensual>
I mean, Vitter hire a hooker; that’s illegal. Clinton flirts with Monica; that’s consensual. The former can get you fined or jailed; the latter will get you in hotwater and might be grounds for divorce, but it’s not illegal.
What I’d like to know is what God said to Vitter when he asked for forgiveness. I mean, millions of Americans pray for forgiveness every day and hear nothing, but Vitter gets a quick and affirmative response. What did God say? Does he have to do any penance or is God like the sheriff in the Paris Hilton story?
I’d also like to know why Republicans wanted Clinton’s head when he had consensual sex, but they are so compassionate and understanding when their own have illicit sex. Do they really not understand the concept of crime and punishment?
Finally, you might enjoy reading Frank Rich’s A Profile in Cowadice.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:11 amComment by shane — July 9, 2007 @ 11:59 pm
Actually, I’m taking summer classes, and I said that I could not guarantee it would be a Marine, but that there are plenty of people in the military that go to my school.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:12 amfor one, find it hysterically funny when a Repub gets caught w/ his hand in the cookie jar, so to speak.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So there!
Comment by The republic of Stupidity
Uh, TRoS, that’s not … a … cookie … jar. Innocent mistake though.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:12 amEveryone makes mistakes. We are human, and human prone to make mistakes. Big deal!!!
July 10th, 2007 at 12:12 amWhat up Flaco?
Did you you hear the one about Clinton?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:13 amNow Now the GOP have God’s blessings and only Bill Clinton is the sinner. Next we’ll hear God forgave them for their sins but not the Democrats. The Hammer has God’s phone number maybe he can share it with the rest of the GOP. Now Deborah Palfrey’s business was high-end sexual fantasy business not prostitution. But her clients got scared and Gonzo had to bring her down. I guess who ever goes to an x-rated movie or buys an x-rated video might get arrested. I hope the White House removes the Playboy magazines in the lobby. The GOP got alot of money from Mary Carey the Porn Star and that business makes billions of dollars a year. Mary’s safe because he met privately with Karl Rove. Now what do we call that?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:14 amHooker Heaven baby
Comment by willyloman
Besides your Republican dietary habits, I don’t think you’d have to pay willyloman. You’re pretty darn entertaining.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:14 amOh, first the whitewingers were fighting for their rights to call young college girls “ho’s” and “ni**ers”.
Now they claim the right to engage in crimnal acts without getting called out.
Just what political party spent the last 30 years lecturing everyone about morality and family values anyhow?
GOP. Group of Perverts(Pedophiles also works).
-GSD
July 10th, 2007 at 12:14 amComment by shane — July 9, 2007 @ 11:59 pm
Also, I’m not going to ask about Lieberman, I’m going to say that we are in Iraq doing charity work.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:14 amHorniest President alive!!!
Comment by Flaco
Pssst… hey, Flucco… at least Clinton got in trouble w/ a living, breathing woman. Who was Jeff Gannon visiting 200 times in the WH???
July 10th, 2007 at 12:14 amdavid > GOPers believe that paying for sex is OK as long as you do not get exposed doing it. They do not think of it as cheating on their spouse, because NO love is involved in it. They just want dirty sex, with NO attachments. Having a consensual affair means some kind of relationship and Repubs do not want that. Plus they think hiring hookers is giving people employment servicing them.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:16 amJay Randal,
At least I’m not the only one who thought Vitter was gay.
I wonder if Jeff Gannon has been to Bulldogs in Atlanta?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:18 amThe GOP got alot of money from Mary Carey the Porn Star and that business makes billions of dollars a year. Mary’s safe because he met privately with Karl Rove. Now what do we call that?
Comment by Jackie
Rupert Murdoch is one of the world’s biggest pornographers. News Corp produces a huge amount of porn for hotels (Pay-on-demand), along w/ I believe, Comcast. But it doesn’t show up as a lie item on News Corp’s blance sheet. The numbers are rolled into other income. I personally think Rupert uses that money to prop up Rightie pundits who can’t possibly be seklling that sh*t and making enough money to stay in business.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:18 amMr Pee-brain said
Would that be the School of the Americas at Fort Benning?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:18 amAs Salon reported in 2004, this apparently isn’t Vitter’s first run-in with a street walker. For more on the dark history of one of Rudy Giuliani’s few Southern endorsers, see:
July 10th, 2007 at 12:19 am“GOP Senator Vitter on DC Madam’s List.”
Actually, I’m taking summer classes, and I said that I could not guarantee it would be a Marine, but that there are plenty of people in the military that go to my school.
Comment by Mr. President — July 10, 2007 @ 12:12 am
What are you planning to do to a Marine at school?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:20 amThese guys are like cartoon characters - except they are not funny.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:21 amWe all know people who have cheated on their spouses — but these guys take such a holier-than-thou attitude and hold themselves superior, telling everyone else that they are the family values party, the political opposition is to be condemned as immoral, and so forth, that their hypocrisy is glaring.
How dare they criticize others while professing that they will uphold the sanctity of marriage, when they themselve have been so guilty of immorality.
The sneering, sanctimonious, self-righteous snobs who screeched far and wide about the sexual indiscretions of Clinton are among the worst of the hypocrites.
Flaco,
Here is the punch-line:
He did it too.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:21 amActually, I’m taking summer classes, and I said that I could not guarantee it would be a Marine, but that there are plenty of people in the military that go to my school.
Comment by Mr. President
A Marine that what…takes your ass-cherry?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:21 ammaybe the DC mandam calls him Shooter… for a completely different reason?
Comment by Pat
Miss Shooter, Pea Shooter? Or just plain Shooter? “Careful with that thing, you’ll shoot your eye out kid.” Heaven would be having 10 minutes to torture that pr*ck.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:22 amPresident Clinton serial rapist
July 10th, 2007 at 12:22 amWhat are you planning to do to a Marine at school?
Comment by Mistress Z — July 10, 2007 @ 12:20 am
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Express my views on Iraq.
(this is from the other thread, by the way)
July 10th, 2007 at 12:22 amNice one David.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:22 amI never inhale or have sex….Bubba Hehehe
July 10th, 2007 at 12:22 amFlaco just trotted out the ol Ann Coulter line about Bubba.
Priceless.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:23 amI never inhale or have sex….Bubba Hehehe
Comment by Flaco — July 10, 2007 @ 12:22 am
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July 10th, 2007 at 12:23 amHeYOOOOOOooooOOOooOOoOOOOOOOOOoo!!!!!!!
Everyone share the phone list using bitorrent! help keep it available and searchable!
http://torrentspy.com/ torrent/ 1739855/ Deborah_Jean_Palfrey_Phone_Records
July 10th, 2007 at 12:23 amHe did it too.
Comment by Mr. President
Mr Rogers did it, too?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:23 am#63
Comment by Jay Randal — July 9, 2007 @ 11:17 pm
That’s a good joke!
Comment by Tracy
It’s not a joke, just the facts.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:23 amExpress my views on Iraq.
(this is from the other thread, by the way)
Comment by Mr. President
What’s the point of that?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:24 amYea President Cliton did it too.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:24 amLied to his dear sweet wife no crime here, but he always tells the truth to the America people.
Heeheheh
John Gilpins > I do not know why Jeff Gannon got the nickname Bulldog?! He told his clients that he was a former Marine, but he never served in the military. He had somebody make him a set of military dog-tags to wear for his clients.
As for Vitter > he has always seemed gayish to me.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:25 amComment by Mistress Z — July 10, 2007 @ 12:24 am
I dunno.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:25 amMom brought home pizza!
Comment by Egreggious
Nope! Mom wanted her dress back.
Comment by The republic of Stupidity
Maybe she needed to change his poopie diaper.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:26 amJohn Gilpins > I do not know why Jeff Gannon got the nickname Bulldog?! He told his clients that he was a former Marine, but he never served in the military. He had somebody make him a set of military dog-tags to wear for his clients.
As for Vitter > he has always seemed gayish to me.
Comment by Jay Randal
Bulldog is the Marine Corps dog. Gannon liked to pretend he was a Marine.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:26 amI never have sex… Hehehe
Comment by Flaco
We’ve kind of figured that out, what w/ that sparkling personality of yours, but what makes you think we’re interested in hearing about it?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:27 amExpress my prostate on Flaco
(this is from the other thread, by the way)
Comment by Mr. President
There, fixed er’ for ya.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:27 amThe Republican beta males are always beating their chests and sounding off about alpha male Bill Clinton.
Of course, if they were more interested in asking women what they wanted instead of telling them, maybe they’d see a little more action. Sadly, they’d rather order women as you would a pizza.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:27 amBubba Cliton:
July 10th, 2007 at 12:27 amDoing to peoples business means porking (doing) Monica.
I dunno.
Comment by Mr. President
If he doesn’t agree with you, are you going to call him an Islamo-Stalinist?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:27 amHorniest President alive!!!
Comment by Flaco
And that’s a bad thing, why? I don’t hear any women complaining.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:27 amThe trolls are really gibbering here. “Look at me, look at me!!! I have absolutely NOTHING to contribute but you all are ignoring me!! Wah!”
“Wah! Clinton gets laid and I don’t. Wah!!!!”
All this obsession with the Clenis.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:28 amHe is one of the people who were against gay marriage because it “threatened the sanctity of marriage”
I can tell you who really threatens the sanctity of marriage: Cheating husbands who use escort services and pay for sex, that’s who.
Apparently hiring prostitutes and paying for sex is one of them Louisiana values, not Massachusetts’ values.
(What do the trolls when confronted with the news? Bring up Clinton. How very predictable)
July 10th, 2007 at 12:28 amMaybe she needed to change his poopie diaper.
Comment by shane
Mr P prefers you use the name “Depends”… it’s more “dignified”.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:28 amComment by ForTruth — July 10, 2007 @ 12:27 am
Man, TP really needs to have a new thread with more outed politicians.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:29 amAnd that’s a bad thing, why? I don’t hear any women complaining.
Comment by shane
No, but we do hear Flucco complaining, and complaining, and complaining… hmmm… do you suppose??
July 10th, 2007 at 12:30 amHorniest President alive!!!
Comment by Flaco
And that’s a bad thing, why? I don’t hear any women complaining.
Comment by shane
July 10th, 2007 at 12:30 am—————————————————————–
Juanita Broderick, Jennifer Flowers, Paula yea serial rapist
Man, TP really needs to have a new thread with more outed politicians.
Comment by Mr. President
I was hoping they’d do a thread over Orally “Pistol Packin’ Lesbos” story the other day. Man, o man, I was gittin’ ready to riff on that one!
July 10th, 2007 at 12:31 amIf he doesn’t agree with you, are you going to call him an Islamo-Stalinist?
Comment by Mistress Z — July 10, 2007 @ 12:27 am
No.
Only if he says that he wants to surrender to the extremists and starts to make excuses for them will he earn the epithet, Islamo-Stalinist.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:32 amComment by Mr. President
A Marine that what…takes your ass-cherry?
Comment by willyloman
Too late for that.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:32 amSadly, they’d rather order women as you would a pizza.
Comment by david
Reeking of garlic, cheeze and small fish??
July 10th, 2007 at 12:33 amAnyway, I have some more reading to do.
Shane, I saw where you claimed that I had said that I was off for the summer.
I defy you to find the supposed comment in which I made that claim.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:34 amThe utter moral collapse of the sanctimonious whitewing of the Republican Party has been underway for years now.
Have you ever seen a bigger pack of perverts, thieves, petty whiners and “he did it too” excusers in your lives?
This is so funny. It is like a movie.
-GSD
July 10th, 2007 at 12:34 amBubba cruises the chicks for free. And the pukes order em. Heh. heh. heh. Thats a good one. Pukes percieve Bubba’s lay-ability as rape, cuz thats all the pukes know how to do. LOL HEh hehe. LOL ROTFLMAO
LMAO!
July 10th, 2007 at 12:34 amPresident Clinton serial rapist
Comment by Flaco
Do you want the name of the actress who accused Ronald Reagan of date rape when he was president of the Screen Actor’s Guild? Because nobody’s accused Clinton of rape, no one.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:34 amNo.
Only if he says that he wants to surrender to the extremists and starts to make excuses for them will he earn the epithet, Islamo-Stalinist.
Comment by Mr. President
Then you’re safe, aren’t you?
I never said those things, but I’ve been called an Islamo-Stalinist.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:36 amWhat gives?
yea serial rapist
Comment by Flaco
Go on and on and on and on, Flucco. NO ONE cares. The Brusch Regime is sinking. And you can’t stop it. Clinton lied about a blow-job, and how many people died? Brusch lied about WMDs and 700,000 plus died. Please continue to blither on in your right-wing fantasy land. You’re down to 28% and sinking fast, Flucco.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:37 amDo you want the name of the actress who accused Ronald Reagan of date rape when he was president of the Screen Actor’s Guild? Because nobody’s accused Clinton of rape, no one.
Comment by shane
Why bother even to respond to Flaccido or his child bride, Mr. P?
July 10th, 2007 at 12:37 amShane, I saw where you claimed that I had said that I was off for the summer.
I defy you to find the supposed comment in which I made that claim.
Comment by Mr. President
Jeebus, knock it off.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:37 amMom brought home pizza!
Comment by Egreggious
Nope! Mom wanted her dress back.
Comment by The republic of Stupidity
Maybe she needed to change his poopie diaper.
Comment by shane
Mom jsut passed out and he’s hard again.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:37 amFlake-o said
Well, I’m interested in the words you’re learning in your ESL class. What is your mother tongue again? Twaddle, you say?
Once again you disgrace yourself. Ms Lewinsky was not a prostitute but a young woman with a crush. It is ungentlemanly of you to libel her.
I suppose you don’t even understand what liberals were upset about in the Clinton affair. It was Bill’s attack on her character. Of course, it was the two-faced Republican hounded that led to that disgraceful public stance.
We do know Clinton was quite fond of Monica when their affair was private. Somehow I don’t see Senator Vitter being fond or caring about a hooker he order up like Pizza.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:38 amvitter’s biography title: “dr. strangelove, or how i learned to stop worrying about paying women for erotic fantasy and massage”
July 10th, 2007 at 12:39 amAfter thinking on this issue, I’m starting to have a problem with it. Initially I thought I couldn’t care less if the guy got laid. But he did commit a crime with what he was doing. Maybe he should resign.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:40 amMarie,
Right on.
It’s beyond belief how the Republican Party demonized the Clinton administration, and they’re a thousand times worse.
Do these Republican congressman think about STDs? Apparently not! Do they realize they could give their partners STDs? Apparently not.
It’s highly possible that someone in congress is HIV-positive. If there’s this much sex, straight and gay, going on it’s almost a certainty.
I think the public has the right to know a congressman’s STD status. If their brain in impaired, due to STDs, we should have the right to know.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:41 amHere Flaco:
“Reagan met starlet Selene Walters in a Hollywood nightclub in the early 1950s. “Although I was on a date,” she quotes Walters as saying, “Ronnie kept whispering in my ear, ‘I’d like to call you. How can I get in touch with you?’ ” Hoping that Reagan, then president of the Screen Actors Guild, could boost her career, Walters gave him her address and was surprised when he came calling at 3 A.M. “He pushed his way inside and said he just had to see me. He forced me on the couch . . . and said, ‘Let’s just get to know each other.’ It was the most pitched battle I’ve ever had, and suddenly in a matter of seconds I lost. . . . They call it date rape today. . . .”
Nobody accused Clinton of rape. Paula Jones accused him of sexual harrassment, 12 years after the fact when the Republican Congress was trying to get rid of him.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:42 am12 years after the fact when the Republican Congress was trying to get rid of him.
Commen