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McCain dislikes wearing ‘gay sweaters.’

mccain_sweater.jpgSen. John McCain (R-AZ) reportedly is complaining about his aides forcing him to wear “gay sweaters” in order to look younger:

According to one insider, the knit-picking was the crescendo of a tirade by the Arizona senator, in which he blistered aides about the minutiae of the campaign. … McCain reportedly declared his frustration with being told to don the perceived homosexual outerwear in order to look younger and more approachable.

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157 Responses to “McCain dislikes wearing ‘gay sweaters.’”

  1. RUCerious says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH~~!!

    That won’t make him look younger, just more hypocritical.


  2. miproggrrl says:

    Even that “gay” sweater doesn’t make McCain look younger or more approachable, what are his aides thinking?


  3. Badmoodman says:

    McCain would need to wear about eight sweaters at the same time to look younger.


  4. Jay Randal says:

    LOL then why does he wear the sweaters? V-neck stuff means you are a nerd and NOT a Gay guy.


  5. Blackacre says:

    Hilarious. Will this guy still be a candidate by Labor Day?


  6. Kay says:

    Who the hell cares what McJowls says or does. Another irrelevant figure.


  7. War4Sale says:

    Forget about the sweaters, John. You look like an old washed up fossil no matter what you wear!


  8. shane says:

    The sweaters do not make you look gay, Senator McCain, not that there’s anything wrong with that. They do make you look like an even bigger jackass. And I really didn’t think that was possible.


  9. Jay Randal says:

    McCain prefers to wear his smelly blue work shirt, with the underarm stains, but most Americans know he does not even bother to show up to vote in the Senate anymore.


  10. squegeebooo says:

    Hey, he’s old enough, he still uses it to mean happy.


  11. shane says:

    McCain’s ship is sinking and he’s moving deck chairs and changing curtains.


  12. Flaco says:

    TP (Tabloid Progressive) This is news?


  13. War4Sale says:

    We should start a letter writing campaign to convince McCain to get his nose pierced!

    I mean uh…it would make him look so much younger!


  14. God says:

    McFrickenCrazy, He reminds me of all the trolls!


  15. Jay Randal says:

    Did McCain or his staff notice that it is summer time now? Wearing sweaters of any kind means you are stupid when weather is HOT!


  16. Mr. Evil says:

    Why doesn’t someone just spell it out for him. He won’t ever be president ot the US no matter what he wears.


  17. SGT Higgins says:

    He’s right, they do look ‘gay’. As a matter of fact, the blue one he’s wearing and another one (the chartreuse one, I think) were outed on TMZ.


  18. God says:

    #

    TP (Tabloid Progressive) This is news?

    Comment by Flaco — July 11, 2007 @ 11:41 am

    Coming from a Fox news watcher?


  19. Funny as heck says:

    LOL..what an idiot. Some reporter should ask him, if you can’t dress yourself, how do plan on running a country?


  20. War4Sale says:

    McCain dislikes wearing “gay” sweaters…

    …but, curiously, likes wearing Depends!


  21. Jay Randal says:

    McCain wears a kevlar bullet proof vest under his t-shirt, so the sweaters probably make it less noticable. Kevlar keeps you sweaty, so a sweater on top of it makes it worse.


  22. RUCerious says:

    I’m almost starting to feel sorry for the old, senile, decrepit fu(ker.
    Almost.


  23. barfly says:

    He prefers the bloody red of a failed foreign policy.


  24. slimpickins says:

    “Dag nabbit! Stop putting teh gay on me you whipper-smappers! I’ve had enough on this sissified baby-sittin’…

    If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the back of the Straight-Talk Express napping under my afghan.

    And somebody bring me a friut cup with some cottage cheese.”


  25. Wayne says:

    TP (Tabloid Progressive) This is news?
    Comment by Flaco

    Like you have room to speak, Oh, Poster of Pure CRAP


  26. xbot says:

    He looks like one of those old creepy guys out front of the old people’s home, shouting at the kids for causing all the problems in the world.


  27. Wayne says:

    LOL..what an idiot. Some reporter should ask him, if you can’t dress yourself, how do plan on running a country?
    Comment by Funny as heck

    He should ask (T)Rudie for fashion advice, his staff is not getting it right =D


  28. missmolly says:

    In a way, I don’t blame McCain (although I don’t equate sweaters with sexual orientation). He’s bristling against being “handled”. Unfortunately, to win an election these days one has to submit to the handlers because the American electorate demands their candidates be polished a certain way.

    It would be nice if substance counted for more than packaging does, but (alas) the opposite seems to be true in our culture.


  29. Candyce says:

    Kathy Griffin’s gays do not wear sweaters!


  30. Some Guy says:

    gay sweaters…

    the public demise of McCain has been epic. he’s like a tragic character from a Dosteyevski novel.


  31. Daryll says:

    McCain made an infantile comment.


  32. John says:

    Wasn’t “Gay Sweater” a Violent Femmes song? ; )


  33. conservatron says:

    LOL..what an idiot. Some reporter should ask him, if you can’t dress yourself, how do plan on running a country?
    Comment by Funny as heck

    He should ask (T)Rudie for fashion advice, his staff is not getting it right =D

    Comment by Wayne — July 11, 2007 @ 11:50 am

    You mean like Hillary Clinton having herself dressed by experts that tell her what looks good to the people she is lying too? or how John Edwards has advisers telling him how to cut his hair so he looks attractive to the voters?

    Libtards, this type of stuff goes on on both side of the eisle, only the Libtards are stupid enough to believe that only McCain, who is himself a retard, is doing stuff like this.


  34. Fan_of_Man says:

  35. FREEDUMBS goingtohell says:

    TP (Tabloid Progressive) This is news?
    Comment by Flaco
    ? no its not news.
    t.p. is only trying to uncover mccains gay awareness week
    moahaaha


  36. TripMaster Monkey says:

    McCain is so done…why the heck does anyone still consider him relevant enough to discuss?


  37. leporello says:

    You’ve got to feel some sympathy for the man. He’s a patriotic American who served the country honorably. Its regretable that he’s gone over to the dark side. As to wearing sweaters, what else can his people do? Money woes, loss of momentum, abandoned by the dark side. Its the proverbial bucket brigade on the Titanic. It doesn’t matter, but they’re doing something. Its a sad period for the man.


  38. Jay Randal says:

    If I was advising McCain, then I would tell him to wear a Panama style hat to cover his thinning white hair and to wear Caribbean short sleeve shirts with flowers, or parrots, etc on them. Cargo shorts with sandals would be good idea too. That would make him look like a cool old CIA agent.


  39. FREEDUMBS goingtohell says:

    i wouldnt be a bit surprised though/ remember he was a pow. no tellin why they sat him free.


  40. willyloman says:

    did they force the Sweater to resign?


  41. a citizen says:

    Heard of a mohair sweater but never a homohair sweater.


  42. God says:

    DUHryll is here..

    The biggest gay in denial on the blogs.

    DuhRyll all your comments are filled with things that would make Jesus pound the nails into your wrist himself as he crucified you for being an idiot tool.


  43. FREEDUMBS goingtohell says:

    McCain is GAY!!!MOAHAAHAAAA


  44. TripMaster Monkey says:

    Some Guy sez:

    the public demise of McCain has been epic. he’s like a tragic character from a Dosteyevski novel.

    Fyodor Karamazov comes strongly to mind… ^_^


  45. Zooey says:

    What makes a sweater gay?

    Is it color?
    Is it the style?
    Is it the knit pattern?
    Does it choose to be gay?
    Is it knitted gay?
    Do other sweaters harass gay sweaters?
    Can gay sweaters get married?

    Won’t someone please think about the gay sweaters!!!?


  46. CT_V1 says:

    Clinton wore it too.


  47. Bob says:

    Fyodor Karamazov comes strongly to mind… ^_^

    Comment by TripMaster Monkey — July 11, 2007 @ 11:59 am

    More like Zhutchka.


  48. barfly says:

    The sweater he’s wearing isn’t gay; no turtleneck.


  49. Jay Randal says:

    He does look unhappy in the dark blue V-necked sweater > lol. Makes him look really old and senile, but heck he is those things.


  50. pete592 says:

    LOL. Gay Plan For The Hate Man.


  51. joe cantwell says:

    TP (Tabloid Progressive) This is news?
    Comment by Flaco

    giving up so soon?

    what kind of a repug troll are you?


  52. Flaco says:

    what a crappy thread by TP


  53. david says:

    Well, he really drew the line at the leather vest and chaps with the TinkyWinky handbag.


  54. God says:

    #

    what a crappy thread by TP

    Comment by Flaco — July 11, 2007 @ 12:08 pm

    And if there’s one thing you’re an expert on.. It’s “crap”…


  55. missmolly says:

    Even though I don’t agree with McCain on most political issues, I have a bit of respect for him for resisting a faux image.

    Unlike Fred Thompson, who has no trouble driving a red pickup truck to portray himself as a folksy rural grandfather type instead of the Washington lobbyist lawyer he really is.


  56. david says:

    Flake-o is worried that homophobia doesn’t become a legend. Now, who’d like to see McCaned in fur?



  57. Wayne says:

    Comment by conservatron

    Did I address you?
    I have told you before, no matter how many times you reply to my posts, I won’t go out with you.
    I don’t swing that way.
    Go stalk one of your troll buddies. LOL


  58. Republicans Can't Govern says:

    Is McCain running for President? I hadn’t noticed . . . like the rest of the country.


  59. david says:

    I thought red pickup trucks were Lesbian chic?


  60. Not the sharpest tool in the shed eh? says:

    Libtards, this type of stuff goes on on both side of the eisle, only the Libtards are stupid enough to believe that only McCain, who is himself a retard, is doing stuff like this.

    Comment by conservatron — July 11, 2007 @ 11:53 am

    McCain’s a grown man. The other people you mentioned aren’t whining like a 2yr old about how their handlers are doing.

    If McCain has a problem with the dress, do what adults do, deal with your handlers or dress yourself, don’t whine to the reporters/public like a 2yr child. Yeah, that sure instills competance.


  61. joe cantwell says:

    what a crappy thread by TP

    Comment by Flaco — July 11, 2007 @ 12:08 pm

    i knew i could “flush” you out. repugs are so easy to manipulate.


  62. Alejandro says:

    It sounds like anyone campaigning for McCain is trying to deliberatly sabotage his chances.


  63. david says:

    Mr Pee-brain, how was Transformers? Cool, eh? If only the beat up red pickup that is the Republican Party could transform into a robotic killing machine. Ooops, I guess it did in Iraq.

    I see you’re calling yourself Conserva-tron after Mega-tron. Cool handle. It really goes with the Prince of Darkness motif the White House has adopted.

    So, you have a personal trainer? Clothing consultant? Do you always take a seat in the chair that says “Sit here for a free make-over”? You do seem to undergo a makeover every 48 hours.

    Sadly, I don’t see McCain recovering. He was clearly told to complain about “gay sweaters” to make him look like the straight shooter. Instead he looks like that evangelical doofus who thought TinkyWinky and Spongebob were gay.


  64. willyloman says:

    It sounds like anyone campaigning for McCain is trying to deliberatly sabotage his chances.

    Comment by Alejandro

    Yeah, by letting him speak


  65. Wayne says:

    It sounds like anyone campaigning for McCain is trying to deliberatly sabotage his chances.
    Comment by Alejandro

    No McCain is doing this all to himself, just like his “Bomb, bomb Iran” song. He is in some kind of self destruct mode mentally.


  66. Jay Randal says:

    McCain could have massive facial plastic surgery to remove his cheek scar and hair implants on his head. Then dye his hair jet black like Reagan did and slicked back. Perhaps a black mustache too to give him that wild Hitlerian look.


  67. david says:

    I think McCain should go for some Scottish heritage angle and start wearing a kilt. That’s manly. And then, when the press question his balls, he can give them a quick flash.


  68. willyloman says:

    I agree. McCain should “get some work done” before he starts his new career as a commentator on Fix’d News.


  69. david says:

    The man is too old to be president.


  70. Katie says:

    There is NOTHING that McCain can do to look younger. He’s old, he looks old and he acts old, and that’s a fact.


  71. Jay Randal says:

    david > McCain might have knobby knees and appear goofy in a kilt. Now if he played the bagpipes in that garb, then he might get some votes.


  72. Egreggious says:

    “knit-picking”

    Groan.


  73. Jack Jett says:

    A “gay sweater” from the man who isn’t sure where he stands on HIV prevention?????

    Perhaps he would be more comfortable in a “straight” jacket?

    Jack Jett
    http://www.jackejett.com


  74. Arthur C. says:

    McCain is washed up. He lost all legitimacy when he okayed Bush’s command to let him authorize torture.

    Good riddance; he’s subhuman filth.


  75. G Whiz says:

    Why is John McCain storing so many nuts in his cheeks? Is it going to be a cold winter, or what?


  76. OxyCon says:

    “Senator McCain, is that sweater Cashmere or Mohair”?


  77. monkeyboy says:

    #28 miss molly….

    Yes! You hit the nail on the head. If anyone thinks that EVERY candidate isn’t getting “handled” for consumption by the public, then they are in fantasyland. I’m a die-hard dem, but would have supported McCain if he hadn’t slid so far to the right in order to be a viable Repub candidate. Its sad to see how badly he’s lost his way. McCain is one of the guys who can win in a general election, but not the primary.


  78. War4Sale says:

    McCain is right!

    The Repubican party needs to nominate a real man’s man – like cross dresser (T)Rudy Guiliani!


  79. Buck Fush says:

    Er…Mr. McCain, your sweater is Blue not Pink, and you will look old no matter what you have on.


  80. Hedley Lamarr says:

    WATB!

    I wasn’t aware that he could get into a pull-over.


  81. Troll Hater says:

    Looks like Spock to me.

    “Live long and get the hell outta Iraq”


  82. JohnJones says:

    Ewwwww, gay people! Sick.


  83. Rick Santorum says:

    Next thing ya know they’ll be marrying their sweaters.


  84. GregM says:

    LOL! Changing to gay clothes still don’t change his birth certificate.


  85. m12 says:

    Someone needs to tell pro-amnesty anti-tax cut McCain to shove it.


  86. Evil Spaniard says:

    I favor wool sweaters over the ones used by McCain.


  87. Anonymous By Choice says:

    He’ll gain a point with Republicans… nice.

    Be honest though – gay people dressed nice long before straight people. So if the sweater looks nice, then yeah – it’s probably gay. But that’s not a bad thing.

    And I’m sure McCain didn’t mean, when he said he didn’t want to wear it – that it was because it had gay connotations. It just wasn’t his style. Big woop.


  88. willyloman says:

    Oh My God! I have a Gay sweater!! That evil gay little sweater!

    Jebus hates the gay sweaters!


  89. RodFlanders says:

    “Gay sweaters make Jesus cry…”


  90. Future troll says:

    Bwahahahaha!

    That’s just so funny. What a moron.


  91. War4Sale says:

    McCain is just scared that fundie wacko Fred Phelps and his family will show up at his next photo op with signs that say “God Hates Your Sweater!”


  92. Thad says:

    …”Gay” or not, why are they putting sweaters on him in JULY in the FIRST damn place?


  93. Daryll's Wife says:

    Daryll, are you in here now?

    I asked you where the $300 was I gave you from my housecleaning money.

    Did you spend that on another gay sweater?


  94. turtle says:

    McCain (and his campaign) needs a makeover BIG TIME!


  95. dbadass says:

    McCain made an infantile comment.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 11:52 am

    Any chance of “deprogramming the sweater at your gender preference reassignment camp?


  96. candideinnc says:

    Fear not, Mr. McCain…you are good enough looking for anyone to mistake you for gay. Poor delusional old geezer.


  97. pablo says:

    Sweaters are gay? That’s quite a statement coming from a man who French-kissed Chimpy on global TV.

    He’s just in a foul mood because he knows that America doesn’t think he’s “the right stuff” anymore.

    But seriously, don’t you think he’d be stunning in a pink 2-piece bikini, tierra and lavender boa?
    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


  98. Proud Dem says:

    “Gay Sweater…” Jesus.


  99. dbadass says:

    Perhaps Weezer’s Sweater Song can become his new campaign tune. At this point it can only help.


  100. chris says:

    I think he should go for a YMCA moustache.


  101. david says:

    Maybe McCain is gay. I recall Rock Hudson used to do all kind of silly stuff and complain that it made him look effeminate as a ruse to throw the media off the track. Perhaps McCain has a secret. And that’s the Straight Talk.


  102. PiP says:

    What’s your point TP?

    Oh that’s right, you want to keep these brain-dead Leftists distracted.

    Carry on.


  103. dbadass says:

    Oh that’s right, you want to keep these brain-dead Leftists distracted.

    Carry on.

    Comment by PiP — July 11, 2007 @ 2:03 pm

    Care to examine the correlation between levels of education and political affilitation?


  104. Spock says:

    Hey isn’t George Takai’s sweater? He looks like a crew member from the Starship Enterprise in that photo.


  105. paul minot says:

    Hey John, just because a sweater shows off your man-boobs doesn’t mean it makes you look gay.


  106. dbadass says:

    Hey Spock:
    Everyone knows about George’s lifestyle. Well other than that tramp Yeoman Rand. Atleast the Federation was wise enough to get rid of that stupid “don’t ask, don’t tell” crap.


  107. j swift says:

    Good thing he fired them, they don’t look gay or make him look younger. They sure as hell don’t do anything to give the impression that McCain is not becoming senile.


  108. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    McCain has to find SOMETHING wrong with his handlers and campaign folks. You can’t expect him to fire them for the sole reason that his popularity is shrinking like a waterboarded wool sweater, can you?


  109. Buckaroo Banzai says:

    Don’t like it, then grow a pair, dress yourself and stop being ‘handled’. Geez, this is a great example of what is wrong with most politicians. Forget being an original. Set your decisions based on decision by committee, or focus groups. And of course, there is never accountability that any failure could possibly be blamed on YOU. John, your message is as tired as your wardrobe choices. Just shut up, or better yet, retire already. Nobody is buying your, or your repub buddies, brand of bs anymore.


  110. truescoop says:

  111. House of Mayhem says:

    If I was advising McCain, then I would tell him to wear a Panama style hat to cover his thinning white hair and to wear Caribbean short sleeve shirts with flowers, or parrots, etc on them. Cargo shorts with sandals would be good idea too. That would make him look like a cool old CIA agent.

    Or Jimmy Buffet.


  112. david says:

    Sadly, I believe the truth will out. The real reason McCain was outted wearing a V-neck sweater is that his staff had to cut the neckline when his big fat head got stuck.


  113. Ryan Thoreson says:

    Okay, I’m gay, and I think that’s an ugly sweater. Don’t wear v-necks unless you’ve got the man-cleavage to pull it off.


  114. pissed off patricia says:

    LOL at comment by House of Mayhem. (comment 112).

    Sorry, it takes more than clothes to make a crazy man appear sane.


  115. Art says:

    I think sweater wearers should be able to marry and live together in peace and harmony.


  116. Butch says:

    Maybe he should try leather……


  117. Frank says:

    #28
    In a way, I don’t blame McCain (although I don’t equate sweaters with sexual orientation). He’s bristling against being “handled”. Unfortunately, to win an election these days one has to submit to the handlers because the American electorate demands their candidates be polished a certain way.

    It would be nice if substance counted for more than packaging does, but (alas) the opposite seems to be true in our culture.

    Comment by missmolly — July 11, 2007 @ 11:51 am

    ————————–

    Miss Molly,

    I disagree. It seems more likely that it’s the handlers who create the limited variety of substance, and we voters are stuck voting for the lesser of two evils.

    When was the last time you voted for someone (especially the president) because you fully supported them, as opposed to thinking they were “not great, but better than the other choice”?


  118. marlow says:

    How do you take a worm-infested pile of dogsh*t and make it look appetizing?


  119. Probus says:

    McCain is a candidate who knows in his gut that he can no longer win the nomination because he has lost credibility among republicans. Plus he can’t raise money. He is out of touch with reality. Despite so many trips to Iraq he has no clue as to how bad it really is for our troops and how dangerous it has become for the average Iraqi. Instead of holding photo ops with Petraeus and Maliki he should talk to soldiers when the cameras and reporters are gone.

    They will give him the real picture. He should step outside the Green zone and talk to soldiers who have to sleep inside Iraqi police stations which are routinely attacked by insurgents. He should take the trouble to read our intelligence reports that will tell him how bad it is. His inability to admit that he is on the wrong side of this issue has hurt him immensely. He is out of touch. Instead of worrying about what clothing he is being asked to wear, he should worry about our troops.


  120. Joe says:

    Man there are a lot of queers that read thinkprogress


  121. Dale Dufus says:

    Johnnie get yer gun cuz you’re nuthin but done hun


  122. ike says:

    if he wants to get the gay voters maybe he needs to sing barbra streisand songs again.


  123. King Falcon Wig says:

    WHO HAS THE HAMMERS? THE CREEPS ARE BACK FORM THE NORTH POLE, THEY ATE THE PIZZAS!!!

    THEY WERE GONE FOR NINETEENWEEKS!!!

    MCCAIN LOOKS GAY IN THAT SWEATER, HE LOOKS GEYER NAKED!!!!


  124. tuoiwo says:

    Even a gay sweater won’t save him from decaying, he needs to wear a real human skin!


  125. ic says:

  126. Warmonger says:

    So Senator McCain was strong enough to survive years of torture as a POW, but he isn’t strong enough to choose his own clothes, and lets his aides tell him how to dress?

    Please.


  127. anonymous says:

    well, Senator, GO ON, break out that flightsuit with the codpiece so we can all see what a REAL man you are! but you DO know, sir, that there is a precedent for this wardrobe decision?


  128. Mart in NJ says:

    Well….you must admit, those sweaters do look gay. I have three just like them!


  129. nulljeetles says:

    this guy is a big tough old man….not gay at all!!!


  130. anonymous says:

    Sweaters become gay when John McCain wears them.


  131. anonymous is legion says:

    Quit your butthurt whining you worthless faggots. If the man doesn’t want to wear gay sweaters, that’s his prerogative.



  132. Bogie from R1-forum.com says:

    I’m gay and that sweater makes me want to drop Dego, my lover, and just make love to McCains mangina


  133. Bogie from R1-forum.com says:

    mmmmm, delicious


  134. jussumbody says:

    I think he should go for a YMCA moustache.

    Comment by chris — July 11, 2007 @ 1:56 pm

    Are you talking about the Castro Clone look? I believe the technical name for that sort of moustache is “dick duster”, if you will pardon my french (and my pun).


  135. Ingmar says:

    I remember a time when “gay” did not automatically mean homosexuall… I believe he might, too.


  136. Melissa says:

    Love how any average joe can use the word gay as an adjective, but the minute ANYONE even remotely associated with the GOP do they are the height of hypocrisy. :)


  137. Citizen says:

    1. A gay guy wouldn’t be caught dead in that hideous sweater, so I don’t know what McCain is really saying here.

    2. People should learn to not use gay as an adjective unless they are talking about someone who is a homosexual. It would cause a lot less confusion and drama. If you say gay to mean dumb, just say dumb. If you say gay to mean feminine or girly, say feminine or girly.


  138. anonymous says:

    it’s the middle of july, yet i can feel a fireside chat coming on.a white-haired man in a blue sweater is comforting to our nation in these uncertain times-let’s just hope he doesn’t blow a gasket while getting prepped for this F.D.R. moment.


  139. Dego says:

    Damn you McCain. Dont leaaaaaaave me BOGIEEEEEEEEEEE :’(


  140. robotron says:

    I don’t know about “gay”, don’t stereotypical gays have some fashion sense?

    Also, he doesn’t look “younger” in that picture, he looks like a retiree being hassled about something by a local news crew: “No, I don’t give a damn about your ‘fashion beat’ segment, let me finish my book in peace!”


  141. Jason says:

    Oh brother, who cares. This is how people talk.


  142. long duck dong says:

    gay means happy. Did he actually say homosexual or did he just say gay? gay only means homosexual if you use it in that context.


  143. Richard says:

    Is John McCain a RINO with anger management problems?

    Sorry, I couldn’t tell for sure, perhaps because of all those gay sweaters he wears…


  144. Lance says:

    I think McCain looks more approachable….from behind.


  145. Lance says:

    I think McCain looks more approachable…..from behind.


  146. nikolai says:

    Wow, McCain is gay, huh? (Right-wing nut bag logic, but what the hell, what goes around comes around eh, red staters?)


  147. roger greer says:

    He’s so worried about the sweaters but it’s the buttless chaps that make him look gay.


  148. Cornholio says:

    You all suck, but not that well, my hand does a better job than you suckers could.


  149. Butthead says:

    You a turd burglar Beavis, shut up!


  150. Bill Clinton says:

    Maybe he thinks sweaters are gay, but large chested overweight women sure do look good with them on, or even better with noting on, hahahahahaha. Those coochy flavored cigars sure are great to. Any young women here want to party with the Bubba?


  151. Stevorama says:

    The only gay sweater he needs to worry about was in a hot Florida john offering $20 and a BJ to an undercover cop.


  152. wkw says:

    As heard on “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me” (NPR game quiz from WBEZ in Chicago)…
    “Who knew sweaters had sexual Orientation?”
    Peter Sagal: “It’s not their choice, it’s how they’re made.”


  153. gina dentata says:

    He was just miffed because gay sweaters make his ass look fat.


  154. gina dentata says:

    It’s the frickin white t-shirt underneath that makes him look gay


  155. AZ-Blue says:

    God kills a kitten everytime McCain wears a “Gay” sweater.



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