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President Bush makes little girls cry.

By Amanda Terkel on Jul 11th, 2007 at 11:59 am

President Bush makes little girls cry.»

Yesterday at his town hall event in Cleveland, Jessica Hackerd, a “13-year old blonde-headed girl,” asked Bush what his “next step with the immigration bill” will be. “Mr. Bush’s sarcastic reply — a wry ‘yeah, thanks’ — drew laughter from the crowd of 400. But the attention caused young Jessica…to immediately tear up. ‘No, it’s a great question. No, I appreciate that,’ Mr. Bush said, as he saw Jessica’s reaction.”

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257 Responses to “President Bush makes little girls cry.”

  1. John Says:

    I think Jessica was crying because she realized BOZO is her Preznit.


  2. Fan_of_Man Says:

    how sad to plant a 13 year old… what 13 year old gives a rats ass about immigration? dont worry honey, bush had made a lot of people cry….


  3. RUCerious Says:

    What a jackass. Trolls, please feel free to jump in and defend this heartless imbecile.


  4. Mack MacKenzie Says:

    always the charmer


  5. Flaco Says:

    Mean ole bad Bush!

    TP (Tabloid Progressive)

    slow news day huh?


  6. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    Note to Karl Rove: Don’t place any more little girls in Chimpy’s fake “town hall events”. They have difficulty staying on script. Check into possible availability of female midgets to fill position.


  7. Jay Randal Says:

    Bush is a nasty man and could make kids to wet their pants too.


  8. Daryll Says:

    This sounds like a child who was influenced to ask the question by her parents (liberals). Sad, completely sad.


  9. thehim Says:

    That’s nothing. Lou Dobbs started pouting and stomping his feet before he ran out of the room.


  10. Chad Says:

    9 Million plus Mexican Immigrants have come to America under Dubya’s watch. Something to cry about. Too many, too fast.


  11. Wayne Says:

    What an a$$.
    He does not have one compassionate bone in his body.


  12. barfly Says:

    “But the attention caused young Jessica…to immediately tear up. ‘No, it’s a great question. No, I appreciate that,’ Mr. Bush said, as he saw Jessica’s reaction.”

    This asshole did the same thing at the opening of the new White House press room:

    As the reporters strained to offer questions, Bush said, “Let’s do this. Let me cut the ribbon … and then why don’t you all yell simultaneously. Like, really loudly. And that way, you might get noticed. I’ll, like, listen, internalize, play like I’m gonna answer the question, and then smile at you and just say ‘got it. Thanks. Thanks for such a solid, sound question.’”


  13. God Says:

    Bush makes millions cry, think of all the dead soldiers families, the dead private contractors families.

    Think of all the dead innocent children in Iraq, and Afghanistan, their parents, their pets.

    By the time this is all said and done Bush will have killed more innocent people than Hitler.


  14. AngryOne Says:

    All in a day’s work for President Bush. After all, he previously made fun of the blind, the infirm and African-Americans at his events.


  15. Pete Bogs Says:

    immediately after this, Bush stomped on some newborn duck chicks at a hatchery…


  16. Spudge_Boy Says:

    Mean ole bad Bush!

    TP (Tabloid Progressive)

    slow news day huh?

    Comment by Flaco — July 11, 2007 @ 12:05 pm

    Since this is a progressive site, you don’t decide what we want to discuss or not. Ringo.


  17. joe cantwell Says:

    TP (Tabloid Progressive) This is news?
    Comment by Flaco

    TP (Tabloid Progressive)

    slow news day huh?

    Comment by Flaco — July 11, 2007 @ 12:05 pm

    your copying and pasting your own comments? lazy.


  18. squegeebooo Says:

    AngryOne
    All in a day’s work for President Bush. After all, he previously made fun of the blind, the infirm and African-Americans at his events.

    And now little girls? That just shows how weak he is intellectually, he’s only picking the easy targets.


  19. texas by midnight Says:

    We know where he gets these stupid answers from: his mother — the Idiot that was in charge of raising this guy — well, maybe not raising him — (she would have done better raising CATFISH — at least we could have caught him and eat him for dinner. We know how sympathic Babs was when her daughter died — she didn’t tell george about it — Babs and the old man went out for a game of golf. Unbelieveable!!!!


  20. Republicans Can't Govern Says:

    Bush is an a$$hole.


  21. Peter C Says:

    Calling this event a town hall meeting is a travesty. Bush has never had a single un-screened audience. The town hall should be a building where all may enter regardless of political affiliation. At a real town hall meeting, anyone would be able to ask the President anything. Please don’t dignify this propaganda stunt with that euphamism.

    Town hall meetings are for democracies. We all know that’s not what we’ve got.


  22. Powkat Says:

    There are no liberals at a Bush speech - everyone is carefully screened so there will be no penetration of the bubble. Jessica went off the script. Poor Jessica is going to have a bad time at Jesus Camp this summer.


  23. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    Daryll sez:

    This sounds like a child who was influenced to ask the question by her parents (liberals). Sad, completely sad.

    What’s “completely sad” is that you seem to think that anyone not a card-carrying Republican could get within 100 yards of one of Chimpy’s “town hall events”.

    Chimpy never places himself in a position where a person could ask him a real question. Every “spontaneous” public appearance is a carefully planned and staged performance. Questions the public wants to ask Chimpy are vetted beforehand, and they are warned that if they deviate from the pre-approved question by as much as a word, their mics will be cut.

    Liberals in a Chimpy town hall event…now that’s rich.


  24. Fan_of_Man Says:

    #23, lol!


  25. God Says:

    #

    This sounds like a child who was influenced to ask the question by her parents (liberals). Sad, completely sad.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:06 pm

    Listen up you stupid-ass.. YOU are the one who is told what to think, and how to act. It’s called religion, and not thinking for yourself.


  26. RUCerious Says:

    Daryll, please pray to god that he cures your delusional stupidity.


  27. thehim Says:

    This sounds like a child who was influenced to ask the question by her parents (liberals). Sad, completely sad.

    This has to be joke. No one on earth is this stupid.


  28. hellinabucket Says:

    Daryll, you stopping at just one dumb post? Or are you going to dig that hole a little deeper?


  29. Edmund Standing Says:

    Bush is an a$$hole

    Wow, some towering intellects on this site, I see.


  30. spit take Says:

    This sounds like a child who was influenced to ask the question by her parents (liberals). Sad, completely sad.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:06 pm

    Somehow Daryll has made this into the fault oif “liberals”.

    Actually, NPR reported that this event was by “invitation only”. Not many liberals get invited to hear this president speak.


  31. Briseadh na Faire Says:

    “I believe in rule of law, and therefore, I know that the federal government needs to enforce law.” - Bush, in the above referenced “town hall.”

    Unless, of course, it comes to White House staffers having to actually go to prison for violating the rule of law.


  32. Zooey Says:

    And now little girls? That just shows how weak he is intellectually, he’s only picking the easy targets.
    Comment by squegeebooo

    Maybe he kicked her puppy on his way out, or stole her brand new Frisbee.


  33. shane Says:

    how sad to plant a 13 year old… what 13 year old gives a rats ass about immigration? dont worry honey, bush had made a lot of people cry….

    Comment by Fan_of_Man

    My soon to be 13 year old blonde daughter has been in student council and on leadership committee for 3 years. She’s already been to our state capitol to talk to representative and just returned from a week at student council administration camp. She watches the news, reads newspapers and gets straight As in Social Studies. And she cries at the drop of a hat.

    And you have the nerve to question the integrity of this concerned cititzen.


  34. shane Says:

    They have difficulty staying on script. Check into possible availability of female midgets to fill position.

    Comment by TripMaster Monkey

    Bush needs to hire you TMM, you know how to play the game.


  35. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    shane sez:

    My soon to be 13 year old blonde daughter has been in student council and on leadership committee for 3 years. She’s already been to our state capitol to talk to representative and just returned from a week at student council administration camp. She watches the news, reads newspapers and gets straight As in Social Studies.

    Sounds like your daughter is a more responsible citizen than the majority of adults I know…


  36. Daryll Says:

    This sounds like a child who was influenced to ask the question by her parents (liberals). Sad, completely sad.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:06 pm

    Somehow Daryll has made this into the fault oif “liberals”.

    Actually, NPR reported that this event was by “invitation only”. Not many liberals get invited to hear this president speak.

    Comment by spit take — July 11, 2007 @ 12:17 pm

    I apologize. I read the full article and learned that she cried out of shyness. It is great seeing our future maintain conservative values. What a great country (America). Watch out Harriet Miers.


  37. lonesomerobot Says:

    interesting that this (non-)story is in the moonie times…

    it almost seems like bait for bush-bashing. which, incidentally, often makes the bashers look as hate-ridden as the trolls, and doesn’t really solve anything.

    i’m no fan of w, but there are clearly better reasons to criticize him than an unscripted (albeit par for the course) remark to a hypersensitive 13 year old.

    now, if it was cheney, i’d say BASH AWAY. the guy needs to be in prison.


  38. Art Says:

    It’s okay, Jessica.
    He makes me cry too.


  39. pigboy Says:

    Mean ole bad Bush!

    TP (Tabloid Progressive)

    slow news day huh?

    Comment by Flaco — July 11, 2007 @ 12:05 pm

    I know! With important things like John Edwards haircut and Al Gore’s sons misfortunes why report on this poor little girls plight or shrubs current infomurcial road tour?


  40. Fan_of_Man Says:

    absolutely shane, good for her, a’s in social studies, how is she doing in science or what about math? does she excel or just another average? well since she gets a’s in social studies, then im sure they are up to date on current affairs and how they actually effect what goes on in todays world…. lol…..


  41. Daryll Says:

    shane sez:

    My soon to be 13 year old blonde daughter has been in student council and on leadership committee for 3 years. She’s already been to our state capitol to talk to representative and just returned from a week at student council administration camp. She watches the news, reads newspapers and gets straight As in Social Studies.

    Sounds like your daughter is a more responsible citizen than the majority of adults I know…

    Comment by TripMaster Monkey — July 11, 2007 @ 12:21 pm

    Your point? My newphews are being taught conservative values and the difference between conservatives and liberals. Does my comment mean they will be morally sound compared to Shane’s daughter?


  42. WaltinTexas Says:

    The comments here from the clueless minority that still supports this corrupt, incompetent, immoral, un-American administration astounds me.


  43. DM Says:

    The poor girl, suffering from extreme nervousness… obviously impressed by the importance of the office, and inspired by the opportunity to speak to the President of her country on an issue she was passionate about…

    Too bad our President doesn’t share the same passion for the issues.

    It has nothing to do with her being a little girl. He was ready to tell anyone to f*ck off because it’s all about him, and not the people who hired him.

    A$$hole.


  44. Daryll Says:

    absolutely shane, good for her, a’s in social studies, how is she doing in science or what about math? does she excel or just another average? well since she gets a’s in social studies, then im sure they are up to date on current affairs and how they actually effect what goes on in todays world…. lol…..

    Comment by Fan_of_Man — July 11, 2007 @ 12:25 pm

    It is important that she excels in science and math (especially physical science), but hope that she ignores the evolution theory.


  45. lonesomerobot Says:

    “My newphews are being taught conservative values and the difference between conservatives and liberals. Does my comment mean they will be morally sound compared to Shane’s daughter?”

    no, it means they will be prejudiced like you are. their peers will find their ignorance laughable.

    as we do yours.


  46. shane Says:

    Daryll, please pray to god that he cures your delusional stupidity.

    Comment by RUCerious

    No point, stupid is FOREVER.


  47. Daryll Says:

    It has nothing to do with her being a little girl. He was ready to tell anyone to f*ck off because it’s all about him, and not the people who hired him.

    A$$hole.

    Comment by DM — July 11, 2007 @ 12:27 pm

    Wrong again, Liberal. If this is true, why did he hold the forum?


  48. God Says:

    I apologize. I read the full article and learned that she cried out of shyness. It is great seeing our future maintain conservative values. What a great country (America). Watch out Harriet Miers.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:22 pm

    Yah good to see those conservative values include making people die.
    Jesus does not love you Duhryll.


  49. lonesomerobot Says:

    “It is important that she excels in science and math (especially physical science), but hope that she ignores the evolution theory.”

    listen, just because your ancestors never evolved doesn’t mean evolution doesn’t exist.


  50. pigboy Says:

    interesting that this (non-)story is in the moonie times…

    it almost seems like bait for bush-bashing. which, incidentally, often makes the bashers look as hate-ridden as the trolls, and doesn’t really solve anything.

    i’m no fan of w, but there are clearly better reasons to criticize him than an unscripted (albeit par for the course) remark to a hypersensitive 13 year old.

    now, if it was cheney, i’d say BASH AWAY. the guy needs to be in prison.

    Comment by lonesomerobot — July 11, 2007 @ 12:22 pm

    I’m with you, let’s only report the ‘reasonable’ happy news when it comes to shrub. Shrub is only a victim here and does not deserve to be in prison for his warrentless wiretaps, misuse of signing statements, obstruction of justice in the libby case, lying us into war, lying us into never ending occupation, katrina failure and on and on and on…….. no, shrub doesn’t deserve any kind of criticism at all, only our support and hopes that those who victimise him will stop taking advantage of him.


  51. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    Daryll sez:

    Your point? My newphews are being taught conservative values and the difference between conservatives and liberals. Does my comment mean they will be morally sound compared to Shane’s daughter?

    Actually, given what we’ve seen of your “conservative values” and the differences you perceive between conservatives and liberals, it’s a fair bet that quite the opposite result will occur.


  52. spit take Says:

    I hate to go off-topic, but I wanted to bring to the attention of the TP community this story. Apparently Cheney now rivals Dan Quayle as the least popular Veep in history. Cheney’s favorability rating is 13%

    To quote Mr. Pee:

    CHENEY ‘08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  53. lonesomerobot Says:

    holy smokes, daryll, it’s as if you never heard of the well-documented practice the president has of only speaking to pre-chosen, fully-vetted audiences who only are allowed to ask preapproved questions.

    it isn’t just dunya who lives in a bubble, i guess.


  54. Spudge_Boy Says:

    I apologize. I read the full article and learned that she cried out of shyness. It is great seeing our future maintain conservative values.

    Conservatives ARE NOT shy. Being loud mouthed pr!cks is what you guys do best.


  55. Zooey Says:

    absolutely shane, good for her, a’s in social studies, how is she doing in science or what about math? does she excel or just another average? well since she gets a’s in social studies, then im sure they are up to date on current affairs and how they actually effect what goes on in todays world…. lol…..
    Comment by Fan_of_Man

    Is there a reason you’re acting like such an ass?


  56. squegeebooo Says:

    Zooey
    or stole her brand new Frisbee.

    And then ridden off on her bike?


  57. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    Daryll sez:

    It is important that she excels in science and math (especially physical science), but hope that she ignores the evolution theory.

    I weep for your “newphews”, Daryll.


  58. shane Says:

    Sounds like your daughter is a more responsible citizen than the majority of adults I know…

    Comment by TripMaster Monkey

    And there are many like her. Daryll thinks children are chattel and not young human beings
    with interests and feelings. This says as much about Daryll as all his bible thumping does.


  59. Daryll Says:

    I apologize. I read the full article and learned that she cried out of shyness. It is great seeing our future maintain conservative values. What a great country (America). Watch out Harriet Miers.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:22 pm

    Yah good to see those conservative values include making people die.
    Jesus does not love you Duhryll.

    Comment by God — July 11, 2007 @ 12:30 pm

    I refuse to reply to you as God, and I rebuke each and every spirit that is in you, in Jesus name!. Also, death is a part of war. Upon reaching our victorious goal, there will be sacrifices. Didn’t Jesus sacrifice his life for you and I?


  60. Exley Says:

    Bush met with the family afterwards to console and cheer up the little girl. He’s a good man and a class act:

    ‘Mr. Bush again tried to encourage the distraught youngster without drawing too much attention to her.

    “It’s a great question by the way, and I’m glad you asked it,” Mr. Bush said.

    But when the president finished taking questions, an aide immediately went to Jessica and took her backstage.

    After Mr. Bush had finished shaking hands for over 10 minutes, he met with Jessica and her family.

    “He said it was really brave of me to do that and he said he probably wouldn’t have been able to do that,” Jessica said. “And he said it was the first time anybody had asked him about [immigration] since it happened.”‘


  61. Daryll Says:

    but hope that she ignores the evolution theory.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

    See what I mean, you are told what to think!! You’re a stupid nitfukker. Funny how the church repressed Galileo for his theory that the earth rotated the sun. You’re a moron Duhryll. Please do not have childrn with your just as stupid wife. (anyone who would marry you is a retard).

    Comment by God — July 11, 2007 @ 12:32 pm

    Answer this question. Why aren’t Apes evolving into humans?


  62. Marie Says:

    Once a bully, always a bully. The smart-alec in chief never knows when to turn off his not-so-funny perverse humor that is frustrating and maddening to adults, but way out of line with children.
    President jerk. Sure he tried to make amends later — his aides saw to that, but his true character was once again on display.
    Why isn’t he ashamed — oh, yes, because the Bushes are “beautiful” people, according to his mother.
    The stupid, insensitive, self-absorbed fruit did not fall far from the tree.


  63. spit take Says:

    Wrong again, Liberal. If this is true, why did he hold the forum?

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:29 pm

    He held the forum so that he could appear to be communicating with normal everyday Americans. But that in actuality is too risky, as normal everyday Americans now think he’s an idiot and a crook. So he has his staff hand-pick “loyal Bushies” who won’t challenge him with real questions.

    When little Jessica went off-script (or, more probably, asked the scripted question with an unpracticed inflection) Chimpy sneered at her, which I believe is his default attitude setting.

    Daryll, your narrow, closed-minded view of “conservative” and “liberal” is really keeping you from growing as an individual and an American. But I’ll bet it keeps your mind clear of any true moral dilemmas, doesn’t it?


  64. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    Daryll sez:

    Answer this question. Why aren’t Apes evolving into humans?

    This moronic question perfectly encapsulates your complete lack of understanding of evolution. Thank you.


  65. Zooey Says:

    And then ridden off on her bike?
    Comment by squegeebooo

    Yeah, the big bully….


  66. Marie Says:

    #8, sure, daryll, because repugs NEVER would think to ask an intelligent question that may require a substantive answer, right.


  67. CT_V1 Says:

    No “representative” would care to hear shane’s daughter spout obscenities. Little kid visiting big adult = merely symbolic.

    Isn’t everybody making A’s in social studies these days? Civics/World History is the easiest fluff of middle school. No biggie there.

    It’s irritating when parents overrate their kids. Their insano-expectations leads to stress levels of epic proportions during their teen years, just so the demanding parent(s) can have the upper-hand with the “chatty kathy” routine.


  68. m12 Says:

    Hahahaha! Desparation!


  69. Daryll Says:

    I apologize. I read the full article and learned that she cried out of shyness. It is great seeing our future maintain conservative values.

    Conservatives ARE NOT shy. Being loud mouthed pr!cks is what you guys do best.

    Comment by Spudge_Boy — July 11, 2007 @ 12:34 pm

    Why are we categorized as “loudmouths”? Is it because we state facts unlike your party?


  70. God Says:

    Didn’t Jesus sacrifice his life for you and I?

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

    NO you dumbass, Jesus is nothing more than a story passed down thousands of years to keep the weak minded in fear. Just like you show us every time you open your stupidass mouth.

    The bible was written by men, I am as much the REAL GOD as any, because you moron there is NO SUCH THING!!!

    THINK MAN! I KNOW IT’S HARD!! BUT YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A TOOL FOR SOME ELITE AGENDA.


  71. OxyCon Says:

    The way Bush has been behaving in public lately, very juvenile, makes you think he’s doing cocaine again.


  72. Arthur C. Says:

    Why aren’t Apes evolving into humans?

    [Sigh].

    I guess you thought that comment would make you seem smart. It doesn’t. It shows you have no inkling of what evolution means.

    The more you talk, the dumber you seem. Knock yerself out, dumbass.

    PS: Are you home-skooled? Just wonderin’.


  73. lonesomerobot Says:

    you miss my point, pigboy.

    i don’t care if the story is reported or not. is the story that important to me? no. but i am interested in where it is reported and what the motive might be for that source to report it.

    liberal blogs have already been labeled vitriolic and angry by the so-called mainstream media. these stories, imo, are just bait for more of that behavior, especially if it is a paper like the moonie times that is doing the reporting.

    the formula goes like this-
    1 put a negative story about bush out that that has an emotional focus
    2 offer a comments section and wait for the so-called “moonbats” to come out in droves to call bush names and say basically irrational and unintelligent things
    3 point to the comments and say, “see, liberals are a bunch of hate-filled jerks…this is what the entire left blogosphere is like”
    4 repeat

    we don’t need to fall for the wingnut framing ploys. that’s all i’m saying.


  74. shane Says:

    Your point? My newphews are being taught conservative values and the difference between conservatives and liberals. Does my comment mean they will be morally sound compared to Shane’s daughter?

    Comment by Daryll

    The difference is I don’t “teach” my daughter liberal values. I let her read and see the facts and decide what she believes. And we live in a strictly Republican district and I would not encourage her to espouse liberal ideals at school because I try to protect her from the wrath of other students and their parents. However, she is fearless and believes what she believes and calls it like she sees it no matter what.

    But I’m glad your happy with your little brainwashed clone nephews.


  75. AR Says:

    It sounds like another prearranged Bush public relations stunt gone terribly bad. Inject a little truth and the whole thing falls apart.


  76. Daryll Says:

    Daryll sez:

    It is important that she excels in science and math (especially physical science), but hope that she ignores the evolution theory.

    I weep for your “newphews”, Daryll.

    Comment by TripMaster Monkey — July 11, 2007 @ 12:36 pm

    You should weep for Generation Y. They do not know how to financially stabilize themselves for life. They are disrespectful, and the list goes on. We are instilling conservative values into their lives (nephews) so they will be well-rounded individuals.


  77. a in pa Says:

    what a douche bag!!!


  78. m12 Says:

    The way Bush has been behaving in public lately, very juvenile, makes you think he’s doing cocaine again.

    Is he using Barack’s dealer?


  79. God Says:

    Answer this question. Why aren’t Apes evolving into humans?

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:38 pm

    Why not take some science classes?? Are you afraid of the truth DuhRyll? Really knowing the truth will set you free! But it’s easier to be lazy and stupid isn’t it DuhRyll? It’s easier to blame the liberals, instead of knowing the truth, and waking up that you’ve been fighting the wrong team. There’s no god, no devil. Only evil and good people.


  80. RUCerious Says:

    Delerious Daryll says ~
    “Didn’t Jesus sacrifice his life for you and I?”

    NOW I KNOW you are a fu(king lunatic.

    Comparing your savior’s sacrifice to the death caused by your fuehrer’s false ego?

    Begone, foul hyena!


  81. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    m12 sez:

    Hahahaha! Desparation!

    Agreed. The Repukes are truly desperate, to risk further negative public opinion by killing a bill that’s manifestly “for the troops”.


  82. Blackwater Says:

    Associated Press, July 11, 2007:

    ‘Congressman Conyers (D-Mich) will convene a special panel to investigate whether President Bush violated the Constitution when a wry remark of his caused an admittedly shy teenager to tear-up’.

    “Im not sure if the President broke any laws or not, but if he didnt we will be sure to find some other way to stain his administration, no matter how trivial or frivilous that may be”, said Congressman Conyers as he ate lunch with media executives from CNN and the NYT.


  83. spit take Says:

    Answer this question. Why aren’t Apes evolving into humans?

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:38 pm

    Do you have any idea how evolution works? (I doubt it.) Evolutionary changes take many generations to transform species. Given that timeframe, how do you know that apes are NOT evolving into human-like species?

    They obviously won’t evolve into “humans” because humans are already here. They will evolve, if natural pressures and genetic potential demand it, into different creatures, ones that do not exist today. But then, you wouldn’t know that, because your view of evolution, like your view of most sophisticated concepts, is cartoonish and ignorant.


  84. Daryll Says:

    Didn’t Jesus sacrifice his life for you and I?

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

    NO you dumbass, Jesus is nothing more than a story passed down thousands of years to keep the weak minded in fear. Just like you show us every time you open your stupidass mouth.

    The bible was written by men, I am as much the REAL GOD as any, because you moron there is NO SUCH THING!!!

    THINK MAN! I KNOW IT’S HARD!! BUT YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A TOOL FOR SOME ELITE AGENDA.

    Comment by God — July 11, 2007 @ 12:41 pm

    So you consider yourself as an idol. BLASPHEMOUS!!!!!!


  85. OutSourced Says:

    See George run. See George read. See George talk. This staunchly compassionate, stubbornly conservative man’s first reaction to an uncensored question from a thirteen year-old girl is to make fun of her.

    That’s He-Man George, unvarnished, unmade-up, uncensored. He’s a creep in creep’s clothing.


  86. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    What happened, Daryll? No more questions about evolution?


  87. Arthur C. Says:

    BTW, Darryl, you’re not only illiterate in civics and science…

    “Didn’t Jesus sacrifice his life for you and I”

    …your grammar skills are below 7th grade standards. That should be “you and me.”


  88. shane Says:

    listen, just because your ancestors never evolved doesn’t mean evolution doesn’t exist.

    Comment by lonesomerobot

    Daryll and the other trolls are the “missing link”. Ironic in that it makes them unable to understand evolution but also closes the case for Darwin.


  89. lonesomerobot Says:

    apes aren’t evolving into humans for the same reason that my ancestors evolved and yours didn’t, darryl. it’s called natural selection.


  90. werenotgonnatakeit Says:

    Answer this question. Why aren’t Republicans evolving into humans?

    Comment by Darwin — July 11, 2007 @ 12:50 pm


  91. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    This sounds like a child who was influenced to ask the question by her parents (liberals). Sad, completely sad.

    Comment by Daryll

    Geez, Daryll, that’s an idiotic comment even by your standards. Perhaps we should only ask the Deciderer realy, really questions like, “What are you having for dinner tonight?” or, “Is Barney fun to have around the WH?”


  92. spit take Says:

    Daryll, calling someone who doesn’t believe in the Bible “blasphemous” may make you feel better, but it has no effect on someone who doesn’t believe in blasphemy. It’s certainly not going to “save” him.

    Think before you type one time, okay?


  93. Daryll Says:

    Answer this question. Why aren’t Apes evolving into humans?

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:38 pm

    Do you have any idea how evolution works? (I doubt it.) Evolutionary changes take many generations to transform species. Given that timeframe, how do you know that apes are NOT evolving into human-like species?

    They obviously won’t evolve into “humans” because humans are already here. They will evolve, if natural pressures and genetic potential demand it, into different creatures, ones that do not exist today. But then, you wouldn’t know that, because your view of evolution, like your view of most sophisticated concepts, is cartoonish and ignorant.

    Comment by spit take — July 11, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

    I know a bit about the evolution theory. Here is the point, it defies Genesis.


  94. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    he’s only picking the easy targets.

    Comment by squegeebooo

    I’ve known some incredibly sharp little girls.


  95. shane Says:

    Please do not have childrn with your just as stupid wife. (anyone who would marry you is a retard).

    Comment by God

    Daryll belongs to one of those churches that arranges a marriage for you so his wife may be way smarter than he is and probably from the Phillipines or somewhere like that. Right, Daryll?


  96. ForTruth Says:

    I know a bit about the evolution theory. Here is the point, it defies Genesis.

    Comment by Daryll

    Genesis is that thingy from the Star Trek movie. Pretty cool dude.


  97. God Says:

    So you consider yourself as an idol. BLASPHEMOUS!!!!!!

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

    And you consider yourself “human”?? You’re not much more evolved than the Apes you mention. You have been told what to think, how to act, what’s wrong, and what’s right.

    So if you need any more proof DuhRyll just look in the mirror. You’re afraid to face the reality of life. You’re a coward, and really a traitor to man kind.


  98. RUCerious Says:

    No problem Daryll, I defy Genesis daily.
    You defile intellect.


  99. lonesomerobot Says:

    …your grammar skills are below 7th grade standards. That should be “you and me.”

    no, darryl just didn’t finish his sentence. he meant to say,

    “didn’t jesus sacrifice his life for you, and i still wish you were dead, you dirty hippie liberal?”

    because he’s a christian and all. you know - the love thing.


  100. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Word of warning, Li’l Jessica - Gitmo!!


  101. Egreggious Says:

    I refuse to reply to you as God, and I rebuke each and every spirit that is in you, in Jesus name!. Also, death is a part of war. Upon reaching our victorious goal, there will be sacrifices. Didn’t Jesus sacrifice his life for you and I?

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

    P.S. This isn’t a reply.

    Consider yourself rebuked by Daryll.


  102. lonesomerobot Says:

    “it defies genesis”

    …and man is phil collins pissed.


  103. War4Sale Says:

    Bush has sent more than 3500 Americans to die in Iraq, many of them parents.

    He’s made a lot of little girls cry!


  104. Zooey Says:

    Answer this question. Why aren’t Apes evolving into humans?
    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:38 pm

    Because the apes heard about totally stupid humans such as yourself, and they decided they’d stay apes.


  105. Egreggious Says:

    I know a bit about the evolution theory. Here is the point, it defies Genesis.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:49 pm

    Apes aren’t evolving into humans because it defies Genesis.

    Let me write that down.


  106. Real American Patriot Says:

    Your point? My newphews are being taught conservative values and the difference between conservatives and liberals. Does my comment mean they will be morally sound compared to Shane’s daughter?

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:26 pm

    Not at all Daryll, the fact that they are being taught conservative values all but guarantees that they will be completely devoid of any morality whatsoever. Here is a fun game you can use to further their conservative education. It’s called “How many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb.” Let’s do the math.

    1 to steal the light bulb

    1 to deny that the light bulb was stolen

    1 to question whether the light bulb ever existed in the first place

    1 to offer lucrative deals to any scientist willing to write a thesis claiming that there is no such thing as light bulbs, therefore how could one be stolen

    1 to blame it on Bill Clinton

    1 to claim that the light bulb had not actually been stolen, but just borrowed in order to shed light on the much larger issue of Democratic light bulb theivery

    1 to claim that the light bulb was stolen by a middle eastern country attempting to stockpile light bulbs that will be used against us unless we pre-emptively invade thier country

    1 to claim that light bulb theft is not a real crime, therefore the Republican responsible should not be held accountable

    1 to insist on a presidential pardon for the Republican theif

    All the rest to man thier keyboards, pointing out that anyone who disagreed with the theft of the light bulb is un-patriotic

    It is very difficult to arrive at an actual number because there is a big difference between actually screwing in a light bulb and just spinning one.


  107. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    Daryll sez:

    I know a bit about the evolution theory. Here is the point, it defies Genesis.

    So…decades of scientific observation, reasoning and deduction contradict an apocryphal creation myth first (allegedly) written 3450 years ago, and translated (poorly) into several other languages since.

    And you choose the creation myth, and claim this choice as proof of the falseness of evolution.

    Organized religion is the single greatest impediment to rational thought in the world. It should be banned outright.


  108. shane Says:

    Answer this question. Why aren’t Apes evolving into humans?

    Comment by Daryll

    Humans didn’t evolve from apes, you idiot. And the evolution didn’t take a couple thousand years. But whatever apes evolve two in the next million years, they will definitely be more intelligent than you.


  109. werenotgonnatakeit Says:

    Genesis - you mean that thing from the Star Trek movie? Wow didn’t know they had that.


  110. Daryll Says:

    I know a bit about the evolution theory. Here is the point, it defies Genesis.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:49 pm

    Apes aren’t evolving into humans because it defies Genesis.

    Let me write that down.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 11, 2007 @ 12:54 pm

    What about Eve being created from Adam? What about Cain and Abel?


  111. ForTruth Says:

    Evolution is so damn slow you can’t just look at the apes and say, “How come they aren’t evolving” How dumb is that?


  112. Kenpo Says:

    I am as much the REAL GOD as any, because you moron there is NO SUCH THING!!!

    Sure there is. Prove there isnt by detailing where the first atomic particles came from. Ill wait.


  113. Kenpo Says:

    It should be banned outright.

    What about disorganized religion, would that be ok? BTW, what constitutes an “organized” religion?


  114. ForTruth Says:

    There is a God, he/she flipped the switch, and shit just took off from there.


  115. Egreggious Says:

    Sure there is. Prove there isnt by detailing where the first atomic particles came from. Ill wait.

    Comment by Kenpo — July 11, 2007 @ 12:56 pm

    How would that prove there isn’t a god?


  116. lonesomerobot Says:

    Comment by Real American Patriot

    nice one.


  117. Kenpo Says:

    Lots o’ defenders of the Big Bang here.

    Tee hee, big bang.


  118. ForTruth Says:

    But the genesis story is pretty lame. Fantasy for the fragile ego of man.


  119. werenotgonnatakeit Says:

    Just because you can’t disprove God doesn’t make it real. Try proving you’ve gotten laid, Jesus Freak.


  120. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    Daryll sez:

    What about Eve being created from Adam? What about Cain and Abel?

    What about them?

    What about Luke Skywalker being Darth Vader’s son? What about Lord Voldemort killing Harry Potter’s parents?

    We may as well talk about these fictional characters…it will have exactly as much relevance to the topic of evolution.


  121. Egreggious Says:

    What about Eve being created from Adam? What about Cain and Abel?

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:56 pm

    What abut Martin Chuzzlewit?


  122. werenotgonnatakeit Says:

    How old is the earth then?


  123. lonesomerobot Says:

    Comment by Kenpo

    sheesh. now there’s two of them here.


  124. Daryll Says:

    But the genesis story is pretty lame. Fantasy for the fragile ego of man.

    Comment by ForTruth — July 11, 2007 @ 12:59 pm

    We’ll find out after the Great Throne of Judgement.


  125. Kenpo Says:

    How would that prove there isn’t a god?

    It wouldnt, which means the hysterical “THERE IS NO GOD” argument is invalid. If you cant prove non-existence OR existence, the argument breaks down, its a draw.


  126. Egreggious Says:

    Comment by TripMaster Monkey — July 11, 2007 @ 1:00 pm

    You beat me to it. I’ve got to learn to type faster.


  127. God Says:

    DuhRyll I want you to know it’s people like you that made me anti-religious. You know if religion kept up with the times, it would be more credible. But the sad thing is, you want to use that book as your weapon, changing the rules as you see fit.

    Now maybe in your case religion is a good thing, because we all know the world is full of stupid people like you. So maybe you need to be told what to think, and how to act. So what can I tell you but to find another church, that teaches you better morals.


  128. OutSourced Says:

    This teenager was picked to ask a question because she was photogenic and Rove’s elves thought it would be a softball. The question was a solid one from any citizen of any political stripe or age anywhere in the country. Bush just couldn’t handle it.

    Run-of-the-mill chief executives get asked much harder questions and handle them with aplomb every day. The notion that the most highly paid, most powerful public employee in the country shouldn’t be subjected to mean old questions is laughable, a confection to disguise a less tastey confection. That George Bush is dumb as a post, rigid, uncurious and as mean-spirited as a hornet. He wouldn’t pass the emotional profile quiz handed out to would be cashiers at Borders.

    Bush made fun of this teenager because he was angry; he was angry because he was frightened. He was frightened because her question pointed out a weakness and a failure Bush couldn’t admit or do anything about. Her one little question demonstrated that she’s more emotionally mature than the president of the United States.


  129. ForTruth Says:

    We’ll find out after the Great Throne of Judgement.

    Comment by Daryll

    Fear and guilt. Thanks dude.


  130. Kenpo Says:

    Try proving you’ve gotten laid, Jesus Freak.

    Give your sister a call, she will validate it for you.


  131. Daryll Says:

    Daryll sez:

    What about Eve being created from Adam? What about Cain and Abel?

    What about them?

    What about Luke Skywalker being Darth Vader’s son? What about Lord Voldemort killing Harry Potter’s parents?

    We may as well talk about these fictional characters…it will have exactly as much relevance to the topic of evolution.

    Comment by TripMaster Monkey — July 11, 2007 @ 1:00 pm

    It will be a complete shame to hear God ask you, ” why didn’t you believe my words?”.


  132. Egreggious Says:

    We’ll find out after the Great Throne of Judgement.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 1:01 pm

    Yes, let’s wait till then to be sure.


  133. DM Says:

    #48 “why did he hold the forum”

    Are you serious? Because he f*cking has to. He has to appear in public otherwise he’s the 28% President who didn’t appear in public while soldiers dies for his campaign of lies, failure and bankruptcy.

    This is the same guy who made attendees sign loyalty pledges for his events… God knows he wakes up every day saying “I hate the little people, can’t I please just blow off in Crawford for a while?”

    Even Karl Rove knows that much.


  134. Daryll Says:

    DuhRyll I want you to know it’s people like you that made me anti-religious. You know if religion kept up with the times, it would be more credible. But the sad thing is, you want to use that book as your weapon, changing the rules as you see fit.

    Now maybe in your case religion is a good thing, because we all know the world is full of stupid people like you. So maybe you need to be told what to think, and how to act. So what can I tell you but to find another church, that teaches you better morals.

    Comment by God — July 11, 2007 @ 1:02 pm

    Let me guess, you believe that Scientists in Jerusalem have found Jesus’ bones.


  135. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    It will be a complete shame to hear God ask you, ” why didn’t you believe my words?”.

    Comment by Daryll

    And it is a complete shame that no matter how many times we ask you, “WTF are you talking about?”, you never have a good answer.


  136. God Says:

    We’ll find out after the Great Throne of Judgement.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 1:01 pm

    DuhRyll I just got off the Great Throne, and I dropped a Duhryll in, it couldn’t swim against the current, guess you won’t evolve.


  137. leftcoast Says:

    Organized religion is the single greatest impediment to rational thought in the world. It should be banned outright.

    Comment by TripMaster Monkey

    And rational thought would do what?
    Eliminate the surplus population.
    End the lottery.
    Place on schoolchildren in uniforms.
    Remove that thing called hope, because the elected are the most rational and provide the most hope. Or maybe not. But rationality says they must since the majority elected them?


  138. Egreggious Says:

    It will be a complete shame to hear God ask you, ” why didn’t you believe my words?”.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 1:03 pm

    And I will feel quite silly when I answer, “You really expected me to believe that crap!”


  139. lonesomerobot Says:

    If you cant prove non-existence OR existence, the argument breaks down, its a draw.

    so you agree, it’s a pointless argument. great. so now you proselytizers can stop trying to force everyone to believe in your god.

    that is one of the great things about this country, last i checked. we don’t have to put anyone’s religious beliefs over anyone else’s.

    try and remember that.


  140. hellinabucket Says:

    Only Daryll could take a thread about Bush making a girl cry for the entertainment of the lapdog press and turn it into the rapture.

    Tell ya what Daryll, I won’t discuss religion with you as long as you stop discussing politics.

    Deal?


  141. God Says:

    Let me guess, you believe that Scientists in Jerusalem have found Jesus’ bones.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 1:04 pm

    No I don’t believe anything abut Jesus, except it’s a great story. Not as good as the Lord Of the Rings… But still a good story.


  142. American Idiot Says:

    This isn’t news. Bush has been making the daughters of soldiers cry for 4 years now.


  143. Egreggious Says:

    This isn’t news. Bush has been making the daughters of soldiers cry for 4 years now.

    Comment by American Idiot — July 11, 2007 @ 1:08 pm

    Maybe that’s why this thread has DEVOLVED into something else altogether.


  144. Daryll Says:

    It will be a complete shame to hear God ask you, ” why didn’t you believe my words?”.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 1:03 pm

    And I will feel quite silly when I answer, “You really expected me to believe that crap!”

    Comment by Egreggious — July 11, 2007 @ 1:06 pm

    Then you would be sent to the pits of hell.


  145. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    Daryll sez:

    It will be a complete shame to hear God ask you, ” why didn’t you believe my words?”

    The shame is that you were born with a mind just as good as mine, and you have chosen not to use it.

    Didn’t Jesus say something about wasted talents?


  146. ForTruth Says:

    How about the Iraqi daughters? Yes, Bush makes them cry too.


  147. Daryll's Wife Says:

    Daryll, where did that $300 go?

    Damn it, man, I don’t mind you buying Oxy or Meth, but quit spending

    my hard earned house cleaning money on ‘HO’s!


  148. God Says:

    Then you would be sent to the pits of hell.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 1:10 pm

    Been there, done that, and kicked his ass… Got a nifty +15 Armor of Enchantment.


  149. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    Comment by leftcoast — July 11, 2007 @ 1:06 pm

    Could you restate that post so it makes sense? Thx.


  150. shane Says:

    No “representative” would care to hear shane’s daughter spout obscenities. Little kid visiting big adult = merely symbolic.

    Isn’t everybody making A’s in social studies these days? Civics/World History is the easiest fluff of middle school. No biggie there.

    It’s irritating when parents overrate their kids. Their insano-expectations leads to stress levels of epic proportions during their teen years, just so the demanding parent(s) can have the upper-hand with the “chatty kathy” routine.

    Comment by CT_V1

    Yeah, they ignored her and the other 1,000 kids from the state that head leadership committees in state schools. That’s good politics.

    Right everybody makes A’s in social studies when they are homeschooled and mommy grades their papers.

    So I guess it wasn’t your mother’s teaching that made you such a loser. She was just protecting you from stress. Oh and keeping you from talking to adults like teachers about her being a crack addict and bringing her johns to the double wide at night was just a bonus. It really was for your own good.

    How many community colleges did you have to apply to before you got accepted?


  151. Daryll Says:

    Daryll sez:

    It will be a complete shame to hear God ask you, ” why didn’t you believe my words?”

    The shame is that you were born with a mind just as good as mine, and you have chosen not to use it.

    Didn’t Jesus say something about wasted talents?

    Comment by TripMaster Monkey — July 11, 2007 @ 1:10 pm

    My profession proves that I have not wasted my talents. I just refuse to accept your asinine comments against God’s word.


  152. dbadass Says:

    Your point? My newphews are being taught conservative values and the difference between conservatives and liberals. Does my comment mean they will be morally sound compared to Shane’s daughter?

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:26 pm

    Those where your nephews I saw in “Jesus Camp”?


  153. lonesomerobot Says:

    the problem these right wing religious zealots have is that it’s impossible to reconcile the laws of christianity with the laws of america.

    in fact, to try and do so would end up being downright unpatriotic. because the laws of christianity basically won’t let you defer to the laws of america.

    so which is it, right wing christians? christianity or america? you can’t have both, your god won’t let you. and if you choose the laws of christianity, you’re being unpatriotic. it’s that simple.

    that’s why they keep trying to circulate the lie that “america is a christian nation”. it’s the only way they can have their jesus cake and eat it too (while marginalizing every other non-christian, but otherwise patriotic american)


  154. DM Says:

    #153 ~ There is as much proof for the existence of SpongeBob as this “god” character you keep obsessing over. Enough with the science fiction already.


  155. DRxJ Says:

    Wow. I peruse this thread, and see it has been totally derailed by our own St. Daryll, who, I have opined many a times, really must be parody, and nothing else.

    If you are serious, 2 Seconds of Luv Daryll, please explain to me why evolution and God can’t coexist.

    But more importantly……Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father???? Holy $hit! I never saw that coming!


  156. God Says:

    My profession proves that I have not wasted my talents. I just refuse to accept your asinine comments against God’s word.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

    Sorry you’re wrong, being able to learn something is much-much-much different than being able to THINK FOR YOURSELF.


  157. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    Daryll sez:

    My profession proves that I have not wasted my talents. I just refuse to accept your asinine comments against God’s word.

    Your idiotic statements prove that you have wasted the gift of rational thought that God bestowed upon us…the gift that separates us from the beasts.

    That is a SIN.


  158. God Says:

    But more importantly……Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father???? Holy $hit! I never saw that coming!

    Comment by DRxJ — July 11, 2007 @ 1:18 pm

    Yah but get this… Darths mother was a VIRGIN!!!! Just like some other story we know!


  159. shane Says:

    Apes aren’t evolving into humans because it defies Genesis.

    Let me write that down.

    Comment by Egreggious

    Does Phil Collins even care?


  160. Real American Patriot Says:

    Hey Daryll, what are you going to say when God asks you why you continued to support a man who caused the death of so many of his children when it should have been obvious to you that he was doing it for corporate profit?


  161. dbadass Says:

    I know a bit about the evolution theory. Here is the point, it defies Genesis.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 12:49 pm

    Because Genesis is a story. Species change through genetic variation is a biological process. Dirt, ribs, talking snakes. You are a freak if you believe that stupid shit.


  162. Edward R Olbermann Says:

    liberals make 13 year olds cry when they touch them


  163. hellinabucket Says:

    I wonder how Daryll reconiles with the Pope who just said something to the effect of the Catholic Church is the only real church that can save a soul since it has direct descending lines to the Apostles.

    So according to the Pope Daryll, you’ll be close but you won’t be allowed in unless you are Catholic.


  164. leftcoast Says:

    Comment by leftcoast — July 11, 2007 @ 1:06 pm

    Could you restate that post so it makes sense? Thx.
    YOUR comment:
    Organized religion is the single greatest impediment to rational thought in the world. It should be banned outright.
    Comment by TripMaster Monkey
    And rational thought would do what?
    Eliminate the surplus population.
    End the lottery.
    Place ALL schoolchildren in uniforms.
    Remove that thing called hope, because the elected are the most rational and provide the most hope. Or maybe not. But rationality says they must since the majority elected them?

    I was being sarcastic. My point is that if we ban religion outright perhaps those things I mentioned would be apporopriate. In otherwords, we place more faith in the elected and popoulous views than we place in God. If the result is “rational thinking” then we may be in more trouble. Not to say that rational thinking is denied because some belive in Christ, but because those who want to ban religion may want to control freedom of religion. Religon causes harm because of men. Non-religious cause harm because of men.


  165. Egreggious Says:

    liberals make 13 year olds cry when they touch them

    Comment by Edward R Olbermann — July 11, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

    Mark Foley too.


  166. Daryll Says:

    Wow. I peruse this thread, and see it has been totally derailed by our own St. Daryll, who, I have opined many a times, really must be parody, and nothing else.

    If you are serious, 2 Seconds of Luv Daryll, please explain to me why evolution and God can’t coexist.

    But more importantly……Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father???? Holy $hit! I never saw that coming!

    Comment by DRxJ — July 11, 2007 @ 1:18 pm

    Evolution states that humans evolved through animal species, but the bible reflects God created Adam and Eve before all animal species? Who’s telling the truth.


  167. Real American Patriot Says:

    #

    liberals make 13 year olds cry when they touch them

    Comment by Edward R Olbermann — July 11, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

    Yeah, just like Mark Foley. Oh sorry…bad example


  168. dbadass Says:

    Wow. I peruse this thread, and see it has been totally derailed by our own St. Daryll, who, I have opined many a times, really must be parody, and nothing else.

    Comment by God — July 11, 2007 @ 1:20 pm

    Has to be, but still I love Daryll. I think there should be Daryll 24/7.


  169. leftcoast Says:

    Let us spur each other toward love
    Let us give encouragement to one another.


  170. God Says:

    Daryll,

    If god created ONLY two parents to all of us, that would make us all the results of incest correct?

    Do you believe in incest Daryll?


  171. shane Says:

    Her one little question demonstrated that she’s more emotionally mature than the president of the United States.

    Comment by OutSourced

    Yes sir and very well said. Thank you.


  172. shane Says:

    It will be a complete shame to hear God ask you, ” why didn’t you believe my words?”.

    Comment by Daryll

    It will be even more fun to watch Satan call you an idiot.


  173. dbadass Says:

    Evolution states that humans evolved through animal species, but the bible reflects God created Adam and Eve before all animal species? Who’s telling the truth.

    Comment by Daryll — July 11, 2007 @ 1:24 pm

    Do you think it is a good idea to reproduce with your sister? Wouldn’t your little Adam/Eve story have some genetic bottleneck problems?


  174. Ethiolib Says:

    He is a mean SOB… He was just projecting his own miserable childhood. Yeah, Barbara, you really raised a winner there..actually, winners.


  175. God Says:

    your little Adam/Eve story have some genetic bottleneck problems?

    Comment by dbadass — July 11, 2007 @ 1:29 pm

    Well it would explain Duhrylls mental shortcomings…


  176. DM Says:

    And you have no problem believing that god created “Adam” and “Eve” before anyone had invented the alphabet, hm?

    You need to get off the jesus drugs.


  177. CT_V1 Says:

    Comment by CT_V1

    Right everybody makes A’s in social studies when they are homeschooled and mommy grades their papers.

    No, referring to public schools. Your bigotry on homeschooling doesn’t make sense, however. Did you know that more minorities (black Americans, especially) are turning to home-schooling around the country, confident that they will achieve more than the public schools of every type that have let them down? Do your bigoted and uneducated views count towards them? They like the results. I’ll locate the link.

    So I guess it wasn’t your mother’s teaching that made you such a loser.

    And you have credentials from where to determine a “loser”?

    She was just protecting you from stress.

    Actually, its a national issue. See: overworked teens. Maybe you’ll understand.

    Oh and keeping you from talking to adults like teachers about her being a crack addict and bringing her johns to the double wide at night was just a bonus. It really was for your own good.

    Again, I think you’re proving that your daughter isn’t so good after all. Don’t worry, because given your mother-load, she’ll be in her rebellious stage in a few - doing drugs, having unprotected sex (the pass-around), running away from home, etc. Your overrated assessments (AKA cover-ups) will sure come in handy then.

    How many community colleges did you have to apply to before you got accepted?

    I got in the same way that millions of others have, using it as a stronghold and carefully planning my program to get into a good school. There’s a good track record, so why would I take your word for anything? Most people disagree with you, so run along, grape nuts. Put up or shut up. Your own perceptions are insufficient.


  178. leftcoast Says:

    Evolution states that humans evolved through animal species, but the bible reflects God created Adam and Eve before all animal species? Who’s telling the truth.

    Comment by Daryll
    Daryll, I understand where you’re going. But, take time to understand that there is more to belief in God. Love others. Before you try to do persuade on-line its better to work on yourself. Its hard to hold back, but this is not the place to prostelize.


  179. Daryll Says:

    I wonder how Daryll reconiles with the Pope who just said something to the effect of the Catholic Church is the only real church that can save a soul since it has direct descending lines to the Apostles.

    So according to the Pope Daryll, you’ll be close but you won’t be allowed in unless you are Catholic.

    Comment by hellinabucket — July 11, 2007 @ 1:24 pm

    This a religion created by man. The pope is a liar. Jesus said be holy not catholic.


  180. shane Says:

    But more importantly……Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father???? Holy $hit! I never saw that coming!

    Comment by DRxJ

    Isn’t it amazing the things we learn here at TP?


  181. Phil Collins Says:

    I know a bit about the evolution theory. Here is the point, it defies Genesis.

    Comment by Daryll

    Actually, Darryl, I think I’m OK with evolution. Mike and Tony are too. Peter and Steve left the band a while ago, so I couldn’t vouch for them.


  182. voiceofmoderation Says:

    Now, does everyone that has commented here so far realize how intelligent they all sound? I hope so, because it’s really pretty sad. Daryll is simply trying to pound the same arguments through everyone else’s heads, and everyone else is egging him on by responding, usually with sarcasm and/or obscenity. Can anyone in America actually think anymore?


  183. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    Daryll sez:

    Evolution states that humans evolved through animal species, but the bible reflects God created Adam and Eve before all animal species? Who’s telling the truth.

    Actually, Daryll, Genesis contradicts itself on this order between chapters one and two.

    Who’s telling the truth? Obviously not the Bible.


  184. TerrytheTurtle Says:

    Evolution states that humans evolved through animal species, but the bible reflects God created Adam and Eve before all animal species? Who’s telling the truth.

    Comment by Daryll

    Who’s not telling the truth? Well that would be you, St Darryl.

    http://www.bartleby.com/108/01/1.html#S1

    “21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

    22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

    23 And the ev