Fox: condoms don’t prevent pregnancy.
By on Jul 17th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Fox: condoms don’t prevent pregnancy.
Fox has refused to air a national Trojan condom commercial because it objects “to the message that condoms can prevent pregnancy.” But according to the Food and Drug Administration, “latex condoms greatly reduce the risks of pregnancy” and are “the most effective method for reducing the risk of infection from the viruses that cause AIDS, other HIV-related illnesses, and other STDs.”
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Phaux thinks it’s Fallafels that prevent pregnancy….naturally.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:28 pmNo trojans for Fock Snooze, BillyO would just blow it up and make an animal shape out of it anyhoo…
July 17th, 2007 at 4:29 pmTrue that the only way to not get pregnant is abstinence… but condoms DO prevent MOST pregnancies…. just let the republicans keep it in the family…. they love them some incest.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:30 pmWe need a good war on public health.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:30 pmThis is Darwinism at its finest. The typical Faux viewer deserves 8 kids by age 25 and the clap to boot if they’re too d#mn stupid to utilize a condom.
FWIW–do they advertise for the HPV vaccine, Guardasil? Anyone know?
July 17th, 2007 at 4:31 pmbecause it objects “to the message that condoms can prevent pregnancy.â€
I could understand not airing the commercial….say before 9PM….but becasuse they object to the message? C’Mon!
July 17th, 2007 at 4:31 pmKeeping the little fireman safe and dry is the best way, but who’s gonna do that? The next best way is to put a raincoat on him.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:31 pmBill is thrifty and a recycler – he only blows up the used ones.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:31 pmBring back the sponge!
July 17th, 2007 at 4:32 pmthe Fox executives must be trying to get jobs in Bush’s sex “education” program.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:34 pmAre these are the same people who think any Muslim is a security risk so great they shouldn’t be allowed in the country?
Ironic that they expect a 100.00% proven relationship between condoms use and pregnancy prevention (condoms, used correctly, have a 98%+ contraception rate), but are willing to air other claims that have far far less support…
July 17th, 2007 at 4:35 pmSoon The Wall Street Journal will be renamed The K Street Agenda
July 17th, 2007 at 4:35 pmPunchy
This is Darwinism at its finest. The typical Faux viewer deserves 8 kids by age 25 and the clap to boot if they’re too d#mn stupid to utilize a condom.
Um? I do not think that word means what you think it means. In this case Darwinism would mean Faux viewers would outbreed non-Faux viewers due to a higher reproduction rate. Although it’s a poor fit, it seems to be the closest given your usage of it.
Otherwise the Darwinism would be people killing themselves with VD’s from not using condoms.
ForTruth
July 17th, 2007 at 4:36 pmBring back the sponge!
Simply awesome.
Conservative sex ed: Sex is a gift from god to a man and a hooker, or a man and another man, or a man and a child.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:36 pmComment by zooey — July 17, 2007 @ 4:34 pm
See why you lame-assed trolls get banned?
July 17th, 2007 at 4:37 pmCan somebody show me where Fox said that condoms do not prevent pregnancy, I can’ t see the quote anyplace?
Comment by zooey
No Zoo,
July 17th, 2007 at 4:37 pmit’s Fox’s objection to the message that condoms prevent pregnancy…..as opposed to abstinence, is my guess. Not that they said that condoms don’t prevent prgnancy.
#17 – LOL! TRUE!
July 17th, 2007 at 4:37 pmFox News is right. Condoms are not 100% proof. I thank the Lord that the message supporting abstinence is being sincerely received by this generation. Earlier this week the AP has shown that the number of teens and young adults committing fornication has decreased from the last calendar year. Hallelujah!
July 17th, 2007 at 4:37 pmConservative sex ed: Sex is a gift from god to a man and a hooker, or a man and another man, or a man and a child.
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — July 17, 2007 @ 4:36 pm
I rebuke the devil that is in you, in Jesus name!
July 17th, 2007 at 4:39 pmZooey
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/16/business/media/16adco.html
July 17th, 2007 at 4:39 pmWhen Trojan introduced the condom commercial last month, it was rejected as national advertising by both CBS and Fox. Fox said it objected to the message that condoms can prevent pregnancy, while CBS said it was not “appropriate,†drawing a firestorm of criticism from public health advocates and bloggers.
Jesus Campers unite in collective ignorance!
Jalepeno!
-GSD
July 17th, 2007 at 4:40 pm2nd most effective. Not having sex is still the very best way to protect yourself from Aids.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:40 pmComment by SGT Higgins — July 17, 2007 @ 4:37 pm
That wasn’t me, Sarge. :)
July 17th, 2007 at 4:40 pmSee why you lame-assed trolls get banned?
Comment by Zooey
OhCrap! I fell for it.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:40 pmComment by leftcoast — July 17, 2007 @ 4:39 pm
That wasn’t me, leftcoast. My name was hijacked….again.
Thanks anyway!
July 17th, 2007 at 4:41 pmGood, now I don’t regret not usin’ ‘em!!!
(this one’s a freebie)
July 17th, 2007 at 4:41 pm21- and you BELIEVE that Daryll?
I guess you don’t know any teens nor young adults.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:41 pmZooey- got it.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:42 pmCommitting fornication? Do real people really say that?
July 17th, 2007 at 4:42 pm….and just for the record, condoms can be quite tight and restrictive, and have a tendency to routinely break during, umm, heated, passionate intimacies
July 17th, 2007 at 4:43 pm(just saying)
Now if Faux Snooze had their logo on the condoms, or “no spin zone” on them, well, they would push them as being the best ever.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:43 pm#111, Zooey
the first linked article makes the claim that Fox said this, though they do not use a direct word for word quote.
Second paragraph:
When Trojan introduced the condom commercial last month, it was rejected as national advertising by both CBS and Fox. Fox said it objected to the message that condoms can prevent pregnancy, while CBS said it was not “appropriate,†drawing a firestorm of criticism from public health advocates and bloggers.
I guess objecting to a message is not exactly the same as claiming it’s false — could just be a truth they don’t want widely known!!
July 17th, 2007 at 4:43 pmCommitting fornication? Do real people really say that?
Comment by Candyce
Daryll’s not a real person. I doubt he ever touchs his brand new wife unless she’s ovulating.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:44 pmDaryll’s brand new wife is a love doll.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:45 pmDoh-ryll your wife and I never use condoms is that bad?
July 17th, 2007 at 4:45 pmSo where does Senator Vitter stand on this matter?
July 17th, 2007 at 4:45 pm….and just for the record, condoms can be quite tight and restrictive, and have a tendency to routinely break during, umm, heated, passionate intimacies
(just saying)
Comment by DRxJ
You just need to get a larger size…. :D
July 17th, 2007 at 4:46 pmI rebuke the devil that is in you…
Boy, you sure know how to project.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:46 pmI rebuke the devil that is in Fox News. Condoms are not the message supporting abstinence. Earlier this week the AP, received by this generation, has shown that the number of teens and young adults committing Hallelujah! has decreased from the last calendar year.
Comment by Daryll
I Cut and pasted darryl’s comments…just havin’ fun.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:46 pmDarryl?
You’re so wing-nutty they have to put a warning on the side of the box.
PTF
So where does Senator Vitter stand on this matter?
I hear he’s laying down on this one.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:47 pmI guess objecting to a message is not exactly the same as claiming it’s false — could just be a truth they don’t want widely known!!
Comment by Tea-time
True. But FOX-type people will always choose the safe (if moronic) fight.
FYI — My name was hijacked in #11. That wasn’t me. :)
July 17th, 2007 at 4:48 pmGood ol’ Fox…always making sure to be fair and balanced and present both sides of a story.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:48 pmThe increasing number of right wing nuts taking their cues from the delusional duo in the White House is impressive. FOX, Kristol, Hiatt, et.al., spout utter babble, devoid of the simplest truths, yet are never horse-laughed out of town by their “peers”. Throughout most of my life, I did not understand the depth of the panicked fear that gripped the Republic during the McCarthy era. But I do now.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:48 pmCommitting fornication? Do real people really say that?
Comment by Candyce — July 17, 2007 @ 4:42 pm
Candyce, the bible calls it fornication. This term should not be considered/used as a fad. I believe that it is good news that more young people are refraining from having sex before marriage. The President’s abstinence initiative is working. Well done , Mr. President, well done!
July 17th, 2007 at 4:49 pmI hear he’s laying down on this one.
Comment by squegeeboo
I heard he just reclined the seat in his Corolla….
July 17th, 2007 at 4:49 pm#21 – I thank the Lord that the message supporting abstinence is being sincerely received by this generation.
Post that again, it was great for a laugh!
July 17th, 2007 at 4:49 pmYou know what’s coming next.
Vasectomies don’t prevent pregnancy.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:49 pmGood ol’ Fox…always making sure to be fair and balanced and present both sides of a story.
Comment by Rosencrantz
yeah, the open side and the closed side of the condom…
July 17th, 2007 at 4:50 pmI believe that it is good news that more young people are refraining from having sex before marriage.
As a young person, I believe otherwise.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:51 pmYou’re safe.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:51 pmRoger_Roger
Not having sex is still the very best way to protect yourself from Aids.
WRONG! Being dead is even better.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:52 pm#49… abstinence-ONLY education increases the incidence of unwanted pregnancies and in spreading of disease. Abstinence-PLUS reduces both. Bush’s ideologically driven policies are not working. Clinton’s policies worked better. Try educating yourself with the FACTS.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:52 pmConservative sex ed: Sex is a gift from god to a man and a hooker, or a man and another man, or a man and a child.
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — July 17, 2007 @ 4:36 pm
I rebuke the devil that is in you, in Jesus name!
Comment by Daryll — July 17, 2007 @ 4:39 pm
#
“
OOH, a rebuke – I’ll bet that ol’ devil is reeeeeaaaal scared now! Sheesh, what a nut…
July 17th, 2007 at 4:53 pm#62 No it isn’t.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:54 pmWhen you get there, send us a post card.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:54 pmI think the GOP should hold classes on how they use prostitutes yet don’t get them pregnant. The Republicans seem to know alot about sex and cover up by using Christian, family and morals Values.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:54 pmComment by Zooey — July 17, 2007 @ 4:53 pm
it’s our old friend Joker…. No question. Well, there’s still one about his gender that he side-stepped.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:55 pmWord is some people think you’re a traitor who tipped off insurgents!
July 17th, 2007 at 4:55 pmZooey
you are f*cking vile, and will be gone from this blog.
A feisty woman on a sex thread? This could go places.
Daryll
July 17th, 2007 at 4:56 pmHell is real!
Is it when you get to the bottom of the paste and can’t control your urges any more?
#62 Narnia is real. Middle Earth is real. Planet Vulcan is real. Repeat as needed.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:56 pmHow is a condom supposed to work anyway? Everyone knows women are impregnated by the Holy Spirit. Like some cheap layer of latex is going to prevent that.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:56 pm#70 inflatable sex dolls were created for people like you.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:57 pmHmmm, so the folks at Fox think condoms don’t prevent pregnancy, ay?
Well, its understandable, considering most of the folks at Fox haven’t had the opportunity yet to try one.
July 17th, 2007 at 4:57 pmBiblically, I believe this is known as “smite liteâ€.
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — July 17, 2007 @ 4:57 pm
LOL
July 17th, 2007 at 4:58 pmSponges?
You mean like Elaine in Seinfeld, who bought cases of them?
Are any wingnuts ’sponge worthy’?
July 17th, 2007 at 4:59 pm#49… abstinence-ONLY education increases the incidence of unwanted pregnancies and in spreading of disease. Abstinence-PLUS reduces both. Bush’s ideologically driven policies are not working. Clinton’s policies worked better. Try educating yourself with the FACTS.
Comment by lestatdelc — July 17, 2007 @ 4:52 pm
If they can’t maintain their composure, give them a salt peter shot.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:00 pmSexually Transmitted Diseases were created for people like you.
Comment by Daryll
Darryl, Darryl, Darryl…..
July 17th, 2007 at 5:00 pmWhat would Jesus Do? Would he be wishing STD’s on anyone? Well? Would he?
SGT Higgins,You do have dirt like tipping off insurgents on where to plant IED’s!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:00 pmTrust me I goit good sources on you, that’s why you’re not trusted!
2nd most effective. Not having sex is still the very best way to protect yourself from Aids.
Comment by Roger_Roger — July 17, 2007 @ 4:40 pm
We’ll have to take your word on that one, considering you are the de-facto expert on not having sex.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:00 pmPerhaps Senator Vitter can provide a testimonial.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:00 pmSexually Transmitted Diseases were created for people like you.
Comment by Daryll
Hell, I believe Saint Diddley has something right here!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:01 pmI think the GOP should hold classes on how they use prostitutes yet don’t get them pregnant. The Republicans seem to know alot about sex and cover up by using Christian, family and morals Values.
Comment by Jackie — July 17, 2007 @ 4:54 pm
Yeah, and Clinton should host the conference.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:01 pmHey Jokey! Why don’t you make fun of all parents who have children with disabilities. That’ll make you so much more of a man.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:02 pmYeah, and Clinton should host the conference.
Comment by Daryll
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:02 pmSGT. TRaitor,
July 17th, 2007 at 5:02 pmKeep thinking I’m Joker.
Since you are an idiot, Me and Joker are enemies and have gone at it!
So keep deluding yourself.
I’m someone who has info on you and will soon expose you!
Traitor!
Now someone’s hijacking Daryll. TP, get your clock cleaning service out and put it to work.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:02 pmyou are f*cking vile, and will be gone from this blog.
Comment by Zooey
Zoo,
July 17th, 2007 at 5:02 pmhe’s hijacked Soldiers names before. No surprise here.
And your, too Zooey!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:03 pmWhat is it with the trolls today? Are they jealous? Do they wish they were libs, deep down? If they were, they might have lives… and friends…
it’s our old friend Joker…. No question. Well, there’s still one about his gender that he side-stepped.
Comment by SGT Higgins
I know. I sent word directly to Faiz.
I noticed Mr President’s pet Flaco has also been missing in action. I bet he was banned as well. I thought there were two of them the other day. They make me sick.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:03 pmDaryll, one quick question before I leave (and totally ignore the Joker idiot),
Since God created the male anatomy, and since the physiological make up of men is to actually release it’s old “sperm” (thru wet dreams, masturbation, or good ol’ sex), why is it considered “fornicating”, and why is it sin?
BOOM!!!!
(the sound you just heard was St.Daryll’s brain imploding, similar to his first sexual encounter with a male)
July 17th, 2007 at 5:03 pmDaryll’s not a real person. I doubt he ever touchs his brand new wife unless she’s ovulating.
Comment by Zooey — July 17, 2007 @ 4:44 pm
Are you sure she’s old enough to ovulate?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:04 pmI thank God for Sexually Transmitted Diseases. They are a great consequence for those who decide to break his laws (fornication and adultery). Continue to have premarital sex. An STD is waiting for you and I will have no sympathy for you (but I will pray for you).
July 17th, 2007 at 5:05 pmMe and Joker have gone at it! — lmao..I just bet you have….it’s ok, though. No need to stay in the closet.
I’m someone who has info on you and will soon expose you! —– Whatever, report it to the Pentagon.
Comment by Papa Smurf ..AKA Joker
July 17th, 2007 at 5:05 pmYou know who should use condoms is Mexicans and Cubans.
I’m sick of these people all over my country.
You guys should see what it’s like here in Florida. The b*st*rds are everywhere!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:05 pmI have a feeling that Papa is going to get his ass thrashed. Don’t kill him, Sarge.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:05 pmAnd your, too Zooey!
What is it with the trolls today? Are they jealous? Do they wish they were libs, deep down? If they were, they might have lives… and friends…
Comment by SKdeA
They are scum. That’s all.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:06 pmComment by Papa Smurf ..AKA Joker
Comment by SGT Higgins — July 17, 2007 @ 5:05 pm
AKA Mr. President.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:07 pmSexually Transmitted Diseases were created for people like you.
Comment by Daryll
Darryl, Darryl, Darryl…..
What would Jesus Do? Would he be wishing STD’s on anyone? Well? Would he?
Comment by SGT Higgins — July 17, 2007 @ 5:00 pm
I have no sympathy for those that have received STD’s from premarital sex/fornication. They broke biblical laws.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:07 pmSGT Higgins,
“Whatever, report it to the Pentagon”
I actually will!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:07 pmI have several witnesses too!
Yeah, and Clinton should host the conference.
Comment by Daryll
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
Comment by Candyce — July 17, 2007 @ 5:02 pm
Candy, I hope you never had premarital sex. If so, have you had an STD test?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:08 pmSarge, this new clown reminds me of a troll we had fun with last year, A Real American Hero. He claimed to have all our IP addresses, worked for the secret intelligence agency, was military but his MOS was secret, blah, blah.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:08 pmWe insisted that he publish all his materials, our names, phone numbers, addresses, etc. He finally left, … whimpering…
Marcus,
” have a feeling that Papa is going to get his ass thrashed. Don’t kill him, Sarge”
Ha ha ha!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:09 pmU guys don’t know who I am!
Let’s just say I have info on your beloved SGT.
He soon will be court marshalled!
He’s a traitor tipping off insurgents!
Daryll:
CLINTON DID TI TU!!!!!!!!!!111!111!!!1!111!one!one!!1!oneelventyone!!1!1
*clears throat*
July 17th, 2007 at 5:09 pmPrevent abortions. Use a condom.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:09 pmSGT Higgins,You do have dirt like tipping off insurgents on where to plant IED’s! —- lmao…uhhh ok, and did you also “learn” that I like lamb stew? Guess I’m part terrorist, huh?
Trust me I goit good sources on you, that’s why you’re not trusted! —- You ‘goit’ nothin’ punk.
Comment by Papa Smurf
Must’ve missed this one.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:10 pmI have no sympathy for those that have received STD’s from premarital sex/fornication. They broke biblical laws.
Comment by Daryll — July 17, 2007 @ 5:07 pm
You mean like Rev. Ted Haggard?
Or Mark Foley?
Or David Vitter?
:|
Yea, I see what you mean.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:10 pmSaint Diddley, is that really you?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:10 pmWhat’s with the STD fetish today?
Did you not get your shot in time?
jesus approves of that talk?
i think he said = ‘let those who live without sin cast the first stone’
since all sins are equal in gods eyes, and all mankind are sinners, should you do something jesus told you not to do? you might be going to your hell.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:10 pmBiblical laws? Can’t seem to find any of those, here in this Secular Republic. You do know that your mommy and daddy had sex, don’t you? (I hope your mommy told you about your daddy).
July 17th, 2007 at 5:11 pmHe finally left, … whimpering…
Comment by RUCerious
Not surprised….this guy seemd to come out swingin’ for me….so I’m pretty sure I’ve dealt with him before.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:12 pmReally? They don’t prevent pregnancy? I guess I can stop using them now!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:14 pmDaryll: “Continue to have premarital sex. An STD is waiting for you and I will have no sympathy for you (but I will pray for you).”
Let me paraphrase: As a member of the cult-of-death, if you engage in natural behavior, I want you to get a horrible fatal disease and if you do, I will get down on my knees and talk to myself about it. In the mean time, I will worship a symbol of a man being tortured to death, drink his blood and eat his flesh!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:15 pmI cast all of your sexual thoughts back to the pits of hell.
Comment by Daryll — July 17, 2007 @ 5:10 pm
Does that include “thinking” about the possiblity of “doing” my wife tonight in a certain position (woof, woof!)?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:15 pmFox Representatives then touted what they believed to be a much more effective method of preventing pregnancy, “The Pull-Out”.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:15 pmHa ha ha!
U guys don’t know who I am! —- Ha HA– you think I CARE who you are.
Let’s just say I have info on your beloved SGT. — beloved? Why how kind of you to say so.
He soon will be court marshalled! —- How soon? Do i get the RCP? huh? Do I? Do I?
He’s a traitor tipping off insurgents! — Right, I forgot…on where to plant IED’s….from the East Coast. You’d think the Military would wanna keep a guy like that.
Comment by Papa Smurf aka Loser
July 17th, 2007 at 5:15 pmMust’ve missed this one.
Comment by SGT Higgins
Yer in a heap o’ trouble now!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:15 pmI fear nothing, but Jesus Christ.
Comment by Daryll — July 17, 2007 @ 5:10 pm
You should fear him.
Cause you’re on his sh$t list.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:16 pmSurely Fox could have come up with something a little more credible than “condoms don’t prevent pregnancy” to mask their real reason for refusing the ads. Sure, they don’t prevent pregnancy as well as abstinence. But the evidence is there that they prevent pregnancy better than nothing at all.
So what is their REAL agenda? They want to promote abstinence? In that case, they should also refuse all other ads that promote sex. This would include direct sex sales pitches (ads for Viagra and Cialis), and all indirect sex sales pitches (ads for beer, ads for cosmetics, ads for anything that covertly says “if you use this product you’ll get laid”). I’d like to see them turn down all that revenue just to stand on principle!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:16 pmDaryll: “I fear nothing, but Jesus Christ. I cast all of your sexual thoughts back to the pits of hell.”
The Cult of Death uses fear and loathing to keep its tired followers in line.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:17 pmYer in a heap o’ trouble now!
Comment by Zooey
Right? Apparently this loser has lots of witnesses to me informing insurgents as to the best locations to plant IED’s (like they need MY help)…and yet, he chooses to ‘report’ it here. You’d think Fox News would have been all over this one.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:19 pmPrevent abortions. Use a condom.
Comment by LibertyLover — July 17, 2007 @ 5:09 pm
All, do not listen to this blogger. You must wait until marriage.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:19 pmDamn, it must be a real bummer to live one’s life in fear of the magical white boy up in the sky.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:20 pmYou must wait until marriage.
Comment by Daryll
What? You sayin’ to wait until marriage to prevent abortions? What kind of sick-@ss message is THAT?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:21 pmWow, I’m stunned at their audacity once again!
Seriously, who are they trying to fool with that sort of nonsense!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:21 pmAll, do not listen to this blogger. You must wait until marriage.
Comment by Daryll — July 17, 2007 @ 5:19 pm
Then have all the abortions you want!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:21 pmSaying condoms don’t prevent pregnancy is like saying brakes don’t prevent auto accidents.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:21 pmDaryll, here’s a suggestion for you from a person you really should pay attention to if you’re as pious as you claim:
“And when you pray, be not like the hypocrites, who affect to pray standing in the assemblies, and at the corners of the streets, that men may observe them. Indeed, I say to you, they have received their reward. But you, when you would pray, retire to your closet; and having shut the door, pray to your Father; and your Father, to whom, though he is unseen himself, nothing is secret, will recompense you.†-Matthew
In other words, STFU!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:23 pmAKA Mr. President.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — July 17, 2007 @ 5:07 pm
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Do you even know who YOU are?
Jesus, bartles, open your eyes!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:24 pmI have no sympathy for those that have received STD’s from premarital sex/fornication. They broke biblical laws.
Biblical laws? Can’t seem to find any of those, here in this Secular Republic. You do know that your mommy and daddy had sex, don’t you? (I hope your mommy told you about your daddy).
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — July 17, 2007 @ 5:11 pm
Marcus, sure they had sex. They had sex when they were married.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:24 pmDaryll is probably scared of sex because a really hot girl in highschool looked at his 5′2″ tall, 4′ wide body that looks like the Good Lord patterned him after the Stay-Puffed Marshmellow Man, listened to his pathetic ‘wanna go out and huh huh huh’ line, and said, and I quote: “Get lost, loser.”
That’s my hypothesis, anyway. ;)
Oh, and Daryll…I have this little hot girl, possibly even the same girl who rejected Mr. Marshmellow Man, who is going to be coming home to me tonight. Did I mention she looks damn hot in her black minidress and platform boots? ;) ;) :P Oh, yeah, did I mention she really looks damn hot in the above with that little symbol of the holy tradition you say you respect on her ring finger? The one I gave her. ;)
July 17th, 2007 at 5:24 pmDaryll
I cast all of your sexual thoughts back to the pits of hell.
And I cast my magic missiles at the darkness.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:24 pm#133
And you know for sure, because you were there!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:25 pmNo Rodan, I’m not Papa Smurf.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:26 pmPersonally, I can honestly swear that I never had premarital sex with President Clinton.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:27 pmThe bible says that Jesus love the aroma of sex between a “HUSBAND†and “WIFEâ€.
Comment by Daryll — July 17, 2007 @ 5:25 pm
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LOL!!!!! The “aroma of sex,” really? Jesus?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:27 pm“The bible says that Jesus love the aroma of sex between a ‘HUSBAND’ and ‘WIFE’.”
Something of a pervert, was he?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:29 pm#139
So who was the preacher that performed the service for Adam and Eve? And who gave away the bride?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:29 pmPerhaps Rodan = Papa Smurf = Mr Pee.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:30 pmHmm.
Daryll, you’re boring.
I don’t mean stick-in-the-mud boring, I mean unimaginative, unreflective, utterly predictable BORING.
How about you worry about living YOUR life according to your beliefs, and let everyone else live THEIR lives according to THEIR beliefs?
Thanks.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:30 pmI must do God’s work.
I must enter your bedroom.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:31 pm# 148 RUC — established patterns would indicate that as a strong possibility.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:31 pmYou must wait until marriage.
Comment by Daryll
What? You sayin’ to wait until marriage to prevent abortions? What kind of sick-@ss message is THAT?
Comment by SGT Higgins — July 17, 2007 @ 5:21 pm
If you wait until marriage, I believe that an abortion would not be necessary because you have the proper family support to nurture and mold a child.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:31 pmSo who was the preacher that performed the service for Adam and Eve? And who gave away the bride?
I remember a snake, an apple, and a big booming voice…
July 17th, 2007 at 5:32 pmNope, this is my original handle.
Comment by Rodan
Oh, so the ‘nice’ guy crap is over? Didja get it all out of your system?
Oh, one more thing…gonna deny name-jacking me?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:32 pmPerhaps Rodan = Papa Smurf = Mr Pee.
Hmm.
Comment by RUCerious — July 17, 2007 @ 5:30 pm
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Only in the mind of an oblivious Lefty.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:32 pm…because you have the proper family support to nurture and mold a child.
Comment by Daryll — July 17, 2007 @ 5:31 pm
That does it! I’m having child for dinner tonight!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:33 pmThere is nothing wrong with sex between a husband and wife. But there is something wrong with premarital sex. Get my drift?
Comment by Daryll
What’s wrong with it, Daryll? I need to make sure I’m doing it right.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:33 pmPerhaps Rodan = Papa Smurf = Mr Pee.
Hmm.
Comment by RUCerious
Yeah, I think that may be the case.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:34 pm#157 I can just hear Homer, Mmmmm, Chiiiild….
July 17th, 2007 at 5:34 pmAnd what the hell about post marital sex? That’s even more fun!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:35 pmYeah, I think that may be the case.
Comment by SGT Higgins — July 17, 2007 @ 5:34 pm
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Whatever, Sgt.
You already know that’s not true.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:36 pmIf you wait until marriage, I believe that an abortion would not be necessary because you have the proper family support to nurture and mold a child.
Comment by Daryll
And if it WAS necessary? Is abortion not a sin if it happens within a marriage?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:36 pmComment by zooey — July 17, 2007 @ 5:32 pm
Comment by zooey — July 17, 2007 @ 5:33 pm
Both name hijackings. Reported.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:37 pmLooks like more name-jacking is going on. How mature.
Comment by zooey — July 17, 2007 @ 5:35 pm
F*ck you
July 17th, 2007 at 5:38 pmFox: condoms don’t prevent pregnancy.
Not if you put them on the wrong head, like you dimwits at Fox do. Thats what the paper bags are for.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:38 pmAnd if it WAS necessary? Is abortion not a sin if it happens within a marriage?
Comment by SGT Higgins
Daryll can’t believe anyting outside of his tiny world-view. I truly hope nothing ever goes wrong with any of his children at birth or genetically. He won’t be able to handle it.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:39 pmLast time this topic degenerated, I remember something about Komodo Dragon Condoms, Mistress Z~ ?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:40 pmLMAO, I refresh, and there’s fewer and fewer posts.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:40 pmVery funny, I just reported this one.
Comment by Zooey — July 17, 2007 @ 5:33 pm
Comment by zooey — July 17, 2007 @ 5:38 pm
Yeah, that’s really funny. TP will be able to ell I’ve been using this name for over a year. Buh-bye hijacker.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:40 pmIn Other News: Witches Float!!!
July 17th, 2007 at 5:41 pmI truly hope nothing ever goes wrong with any of his children at birth or genetically. He won’t be able to handle it.
Comment by Zooey
Zooey, inflatable women can’t get pregnant.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:42 pm“Fox: condoms don’t prevent pregnancy”
These people are nutcases.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:42 pmHow pathetic must be a person’s life if, during the summer school break, he spends all hours posting on a blog community where he is despised and reviled?
Think about it — this experience is what he chooses to spend his time on.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:42 pmLast time this topic degenerated, I remember something about Komodo Dragon Condoms, Mistress Z~ ?
Comment by RUCerious
I do declare I can’t remember a thing about it….
July 17th, 2007 at 5:43 pmZooey, inflatable women can’t get pregnant.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
But he tries so hard….
July 17th, 2007 at 5:43 pmThe bible says that Jesus love the aroma of sex between a “HUSBAND†and “WIFEâ€.
Comment by Daryll
Uh, just out of curiosity, where in the Bible does it say that?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:43 pm“Right, because married women never get pregnant when they don’t want to.”
And all married women have plenty of time and money, not to mention the temperament and desire, to “nuture and mold a child.”
Hmm… Wonder if Jesus objected to condom use by married couples? After all, he could still get his jollies sniffing that good ol’ sexual aroma, even if they used a condom.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:44 pmIn Other News: Witches Float!!!
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Duh.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:44 pmCondoms don’t prevent pregnancy and putting Faux Snooze on TV doesn’t prevent stupidity, apparently.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:45 pmWhich witch?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:45 pmDoes she weigh less than a duck?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:45 pmMmmmm,,, arommmmma….
July 17th, 2007 at 5:46 pmHee hee. Fox News viewers are IGNORANT.
http://people-press.org/reports/display.php3?ReportID=319
July 17th, 2007 at 5:46 pmWhich witch?
Comment by RUCerious — July 17, 2007 @ 5:45 pm
The Sandwich.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:47 pmHee hee hee. Fox News viewers are IGNORANT.
http://people-press.org/reports/display.php3?ReportID=319
July 17th, 2007 at 5:47 pmThe bible says that Jesus love the aroma of sex between a “HUSBAND†and “WIFEâ€.
Comment by Daryll
Uh, just out of curiosity, where in the Bible does it say that?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 17, 2007 @ 5:43 pm
LoL. He’s going to have a hard time providing that particular passage Daryll.
Thats because it doesn’t exist, LOL.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:48 pmShe turned me into a newt!
… I got better.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:49 pmOK, Sarge, what’s the difference between a duck?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:51 pmShe turned me into a newt!
… I got better.
Comment by PaulB — July 17, 2007 @ 5:49 pm
Thank you Monty Python.
LMAO
July 17th, 2007 at 5:51 pmSure it does. It’s in the RDV Bible. (What the “D” stands for is left as an exercise to the reader.)
Did you know that there are 86 Google hits for “sexual aroma” combined with “jesus”? I loved one of the “sponsored links,” “Sexual Christians? — Discover How Christian Married Couples Have Exciting Sex.” I’m afraid to click the link.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:52 pmPaulB, as well you should be…
July 17th, 2007 at 5:53 pmSarge, you were close. The answer is:
July 17th, 2007 at 5:54 pmOne leg is shorter…
What also floats?
July 17th, 2007 at 5:57 pmVery small rocks.
Goodnight, Sarge. It’s been fun! :D
July 17th, 2007 at 6:00 pmTaliban TV at its best – all those righty/fundy types need to find another country to live in – they do not belong in the USA
– America was founded for the free, by the brave, not by the supersititous, for the ignorant
July 17th, 2007 at 6:09 pmDid you know that there are 86 Google hits for “sexual aroma†combined with “jesus� I loved one of the “sponsored links,†“Sexual Christians? — Discover How Christian Married Couples Have Exciting Sex.†I’m afraid to click the link.
Comment by PaulB — July 17, 2007 @ 5:52 pm
I told you that googling just makes you look bad.
I’ve read the New Testament cover to cover, many times, including direct translations from the Codex Vaticanus, and I can tell you, that phrase does not exist.
But if you think in all your googling that it does, feel free to post the passage and verse.
You can’t.
But feel free to try.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:10 pmOf course if you’re making a funny, then I apologize for my doltiness.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:11 pmI’ve read the New Testament cover to cover, many times, including direct translations from the Codex Vaticanus…
Comment by BARTLEBEE — July 17, 2007 @ 6:10 pm
Bartlebee, you’re weird. :D
July 17th, 2007 at 6:12 pmBartlebee, you’re weird. :D
Comment by Egreggious — July 17, 2007 @ 6:12 pm
I know. :(
Its comes from a republican upbringing.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:15 pmBartlebee, of course I was joking! That’s why I said that the phrase only existed in the RDV version of the Bible — the Revised Daryll Version.
I just took the silliness to the next step since I was tickled at the notion of Jesus going around sniffing sexual aromas, as though the sexual aroma of a married couple was any different than that of a non-married couple.
None of the Googled links were to any Biblical sources, as you can imagine. Most, in fact, were to erotic fiction of one kind or another, where “Jesus!” was more likely to be an exclamation rather than a Biblical reference.
Apology accepted.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:16 pmIts comes from a republican upbringing.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — July 17, 2007 @ 6:15 pm
My deepest sympathies.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:16 pmBut I missed the funny PaulB was making.
I incorrectly corrected him, and I thus stand corrected.
He was making a funny, and I was just acting a little funny.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:16 pmWhat amazes me is the so called “Christian Conservatives” know nothing about Christ.
I have YET to meet one of them in here, or on any blog, that knows anything about the New Testament.
All they know about is the 10 Commandments, and thats only because they show it at their annual NRA chapter meetings.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:19 pmCharlton Heston makes them.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:20 pmI was just acting a little funny.
Comment by BARTLEBEE
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It’s OK. You were “Darylled”. It can happen.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:22 pmMy deepest sympathies.
Comment by Egreggious — July 17, 2007 @ 6:16 pm
Its ok. I never took it too seriously. Once Bush seized power, I got a clue.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:22 pmBARTLEBEE is weird? I knew I liked him.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:23 pmBARTLEBEE is weird? I knew I liked him.
Comment by Zooey — July 17, 2007 @ 6:23 pm
Freaky even.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:23 pmFreaky even.
Comment by BARTLEBEE
Excellent. :)
July 17th, 2007 at 6:26 pm#88 Daryll, you break biblical law when you eat at Red Lobster? You shave? You wear clothing of mixed fibers? You break “biblical law” nit wit.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:30 pmMethinks Daryll exploded about forty posts back.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:31 pmgag, the trolls have been at it on this thread too I gather, smearing the Sarge?
July 17th, 2007 at 6:32 pmDid the same to me on the O’Liely thread
Mmmmm… Red Lobbbbbster….
July 17th, 2007 at 6:32 pmWayne ~ Badge of Honor my man. Trollstink washes off, you just have to use lye, bleach, and steel wool.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:33 pmComment by Daryll
I bet Daryll handles snakes, too.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:33 pm#163 That passage comes form the Daryll make-up shit bible. The same one where Jesus says he hates gays (Jesus never once mentions anything about homosexuality. It is a special bible Daryll reads from, the one for sexually-repressed retards like Daryll who have a problem dealing with reality and FACTS.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:34 pmWayne ~ Badge of Honor my man. Trollstink washes off, you just have to use lye, bleach, and steel wool.
Comment by RUCerious
lmao
July 17th, 2007 at 6:41 pmYou forgot the sandpaper and the holy water.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:43 pm#163 That passage comes form the Daryll make-up shit bible.
Comment by lestatdelc — July 17, 2007 @ 6:34 pm
Thats the one they use at Jerry Falwells “Messiah U” I think.
July 17th, 2007 at 6:47 pmThe same one where Jesus says he hates gays (Jesus never once mentions anything about homosexuality.
Comment by lestatdelc — July 17, 2007 @ 6:34 pm
Thats absolutely correct. Jesus never mentioned it once.
Lucky for the Rev. Ted Haggard, huh?
July 17th, 2007 at 6:48 pmFox News editors are old enough to remember those vending machines in Men’s Rooms with signs that read “Sold For Prevention of Disease Only.”
July 17th, 2007 at 6:50 pmIt’s an eternal source of fascination that these bozos believe (or so it seems by their talk) that there’s only one sin, and that’s sex. It is true that Christ was against fornication–he was also dead set against divorce. Try selling that one in America.
But there are all sorts of other sins: bearing false witness. Covetousness. Profaning the Sabbath! Where are they coming out against NASCAR and Pro Football? (Absurd? Only a couple of generations ago, they were. And effectively.)
To folks like Daryll. Lust is a demon–but Greed is not. Neither is Anger. And neither, of course, is Pride.
Biblical law, Daryll? here’s a biblical law:
” But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. ”
and this:
“Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.”
Those are the words of the one you serve. God made Flesh. The Messiah. The Lord Jesus Christ. Feed the hungry. Help the poor. Love thy neighbor as thy self.
Do you follow these laws, Daryll? Do you preach poverty and obedience with that chastity?
Daryll, Christianity is not easy. Christianity means dedication and service to one’s fellow man.
” He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him.”
“He that saith he is in the light, and hateth his brother, is in darkness even until now.”
Thou Hypocrite, Daryll.
July 17th, 2007 at 7:03 pmJesus, Mr. Pee, shut your flapping yap.
July 17th, 2007 at 7:08 pmAnd yet Republicans always give the best blowjobs. Go figure.
July 17th, 2007 at 7:57 pmfox noise pull condom ads off the air but i’m sure they have no problem in giving tv time to drug companies who make birth control pills
July 17th, 2007 at 8:03 pmthis is a fool’s argument.
it’s as silly as quoting
July 17th, 2007 at 9:39 pma nasa scientist that gravity exists.
If condoms didn’t prevent pregnancy, then the Catholic Church wouldn’t have a moral argument about them.
July 17th, 2007 at 9:46 pmI have YET to meet one of them in here, or on any blog, that knows anything about the New Testament.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — July 17, 2007 @ 6:19 pm
—I’m a Christian…Conservative. I have a pretty good understanding of the NT. Not lookin’ for a quiz or anything, though.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — July 17, 2007 @ 6:20 pm
BARTLEBEE is weird? I knew I liked him.
Comment by Zooey
lol I’ve noticed that BART seems to be able to pluck info from the depths of his own mind. I imagine him to be extrememly well-read,
July 18th, 2007 at 9:44 amwith a mind like a steel trap….alas, I have a mind like a steel sieve.
If you wait until marriage, I believe that an abortion would not be necessary because you have the proper family support to nurture and mold a child.
Comment by Daryll — July 17, 2007 @ 5:31 pm
Yes, Andrea Yates had all the support she needed. As did Susan Smith.
Child abuse never, ever happens in intact families, does it?
July 18th, 2007 at 10:51 amCandyce, the bible calls it fornication. This term should not be considered/used as a fad.
Comment by Daryll
Yeah, it was a common word when James the first commissioned the KJV-the language has changed a little since then. Still using those “thee’s” and “thou’s” much Daryll?
July 18th, 2007 at 12:45 pmYeah, a rubber wall doesn’t stop spermatozoids, rrrright.
July 18th, 2007 at 12:46 pm#122 Daryll
I cast all of your sexual thoughts back to the pits of hell.
And I cast my magic missiles at the darkness.
Comment by squegeeboo — July 17, 2007 @ 5:24 pm
Wrong! To use Magic Missile, you MUST SEE the target. In a magical Darkness, you can’t (even if have infravision or ultravision). You must cast an oposite spell, like Continual Light to dispell the Darkness. Just saying…
July 18th, 2007 at 12:58 pmFox Representatives then touted what they believed to be a much more effective method of preventing pregnancy, “The Pull-Outâ€.
Comment by kelso
Sad that they don’t apply the same strategy to Iraq…
July 18th, 2007 at 1:05 pmWow, here you people are twisting ideas again. First let me say I think condoms and education of use should be done. But you state it yourselves.
They refuse to say “condoms prevent pregnancy”. They don’t and you even state the truth. The “reduce the risk”, not prevent.
And as for the statement – “are the most effective method for reducing the risk of infection from the viruses that cause AIDS, other HIV-related illnesses, and other STDs.†That is not true. Abstinence reduces it more so then it is not “the most effective wayâ€
Not that it is practical in anyway. But it just shows how wrong and word twisting this site is. You people are wrong again. And I agree that people will have sex. People should use condoms under most circumstances. Not when you are married and trying to have kids, but definitely if you are a liberal or a DemocRat.
ROTFL
July 18th, 2007 at 1:41 pmHey Happy Guy, could you please repost your last entry? I had inadvertently left by bullsh#t filter on, and all I got was a blank page. Thanks.
July 18th, 2007 at 3:13 pm