Moby recently told Politico.com about how his mom once gave a baby up for adoption and he therefore has a half-brother somewhere. “I jokingly said, ‘Maybe it’s Karl Rove,’” Moby said. After the story appeared online, Moby said he received a letter from the White House:
“The envelope looked as if it was from 1952,” he said. The letter was from Rove and said, “Dear Moby (or is that Mr. Moby), It’s not me. I have no musical ability and am 19 years older (assuming you’re 37). So you can breathe easier. On the other hand, James Carville is musically inclined and bald, too. Do you like crawfish etouffee?” Moby, a liberal vegan, wrote us, “Needless to say I was a bit stunned. A letter from President Bush’s brain? The man without whom [Bush] would be doing the alligator on the floor of a Hooters in Biloxi? I was also a bit stunned because the letter was funny.”
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July 23rd, 2007 at 5:02 pmThe Evil Karl Rove has a sense of humor??? Don’t tell the lefties.
The left is a joke in and of itself. Your beloved Dems are now facing approval ratings lower than President Bush’s. That was easy.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:06 pmMC Rove strikes again.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:06 pmI think Moby gives bush too much credit without Rove, and Bush’s family connection he would not have risen past swing shift lead at a Taco Bell.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:07 pmGHU: “The Evil Karl Rove has a sense of humor?”
Sure he has one. It’s a soul he lacks.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:08 pmRove has a sense of humor. He’s at his best when pulling wings off flies.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:10 pmRove must have been reading Moby’s emails again.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:11 pm“Dear Moby (or is that Mr. Moby), It’s not me. I have no musical ability….”
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:13 pm——————————————–
Well neither does Moby.
Karl has a brother named Darth
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:13 pmROFL!
To his credit, Moby at least admits as much — I read an interview where he said he was stunned he got paid to steal other peoples’ music and put a dance beat to it.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:17 pmThe left is a joke in and of itself. Your beloved Dems are now facing approval ratings lower than President Bush’s. That was easy.
Comment by God Help Us — July 23, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
Prove it.
Oh, and if your posts are any indication of your sense of humor, I bow to your judgment of what is a joke and what isn’t. Your posts always make me laugh!
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:18 pm#11 – CBS has Bush and Dems in Congress pegged at 30% approval. Oops – they’re tied!
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:20 pm#2:
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:22 pmDemocratic approval ratings of 31 percent leading Republican approval ratings of 21 percent in a July 9 Harris poll.
Congress sits at 14% overall approval rating by Zogby telephone poll and 31% by Gallup.
#12 I see. You structured your comment to give the indication that Democrats in Congress had lower ratings than the President, but you didn’t have the courage of your convictions to actually state the facts — that they’re tied. What a surprise.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:23 pmRove’s got time for this and a sence of humor? Surprising, but alright.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:25 pmNow that we’ve reviewed the approval ratings. Lets talk about the moral ratings. The latest poll by the “Devil is in the Details” has repubs at an all time high with the devil.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:25 pm“Well neither does Moby.”
Can’t say I disagree with you. I saw him in “concert” twice a few years back, once by choice, the second as part of a festival. You have to know that your show is a farce when you have a girl standing on stage next to you pretending to play a bass guitar part for a techno track.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:27 pmRove’s got time for this and a sence of humor? Surprising, but alright.
Comment by Bob
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:27 pmBob,
Karl has all this time because no one wants him for their race, and Bush is a lame duck (which Cheney would like to take hunting).
God Help Us,
If leftinites’ views were really as mainstream as they contend, then at no time would congressional democrat’s ratings be 11% lower than President Bush. President Bush might be hated, but these lefties aren’t exactly the antithesis of hate.
Signed,
CT
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:29 pmCT?
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:33 pmGod’s Anus,
Since you use His name in your handle, you must know a lot about him no? Do you know that any good Christian is supposed to rip your head off and sh*t in your windpipe for using His name?
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:34 pmI disagree. If George W had been born into a middle class family, he would probably have done well. When he wrecked his car drunk the first time it wouldn’t have been replaced, and the first girl he knocked up wouldn’t have been hushed up and he would have had to face the consequences of his actions.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:35 pmBut W is the perfect example of how being a trustafarian can ruin someone. He grew up as F. Scott Fitzgerald said about the rich, ‘expecting to be loved.’ He didn’t have to nice, or clever, or sensitive, or much of anything: all he had to do was throw that money around. He was immune.
Is George W smart? It’s impossible to tell. He knows he doesn’t have to be. He gets his business messes cleaned up, he gets made a millionaire, he gets selected Governor of Texas, he gets picked by the guys in the really nice suits to run against Gore.
Remember when that Irish journalist started asking him follow-up questions? He floundered–but most relevantly he got peevish. He was angry that the woman was making him work.
The real George W. Bush from Crawford Texas–not the fake one from Andover, Yale and Harvard–would probably have spent some time in jail for drunk and disorderly–done some time on the rigs in the Gulf, where his mouth landed him in the infirmary, gotten married to a good-looking divorcee a year older than him , and now running a big equipment rental place, and doing well.
He’d still get hammered Friday and Saturday night, grab waitresses and, yes, do the alligator–but he’d probably tell a great story, be generous and bail his friends out of jail–
–and yeah, be a good guy to have a beer with.
If leftinites’ views were really as mainstream as they contend, then at no time would congressional democrat’s ratings be 11% lower than President Bush. President Bush might be hated, but these lefties aren’t exactly the antithesis of hate.
Signed,
CT
Comment by Lefty Cat Scan — July 23, 2007 @ 5:29 pm
Nice try, C**T, but “congressional democrat’s ratings” are NOT “11% lower than President Bush”. Apparently you haven’t been paying attention (or else you don’t understand sixth grade math), but the best that GHU could do was admit that they have equal approval ratings.
And we all eagerly await your tretise on “hate” seeingas you’re such an expert on the subject.
Poor little C**T.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:35 pmComment by Lefty Cat Scan — July 23, 2007 @ 5:29 pm
What the heck are you drinking?
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:38 pmComment by leftcoast — July 23, 2007 @ 5:27 pm
You mean no one wants to plant a turd blossom? Isn’t Lame Duck Season the perfect time to plant the political corpse flower?
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:39 pmComment by Thrasymachos — July 23, 2007 @ 5:33 pm
That’s right, It’s CT.
I’ve been converted into a scanner of squishy, slimy lefty talking points. I then direct a thin lefty-evaporating laser beam.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:39 pm“What?”
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:40 pm—Richard M. Nixon, quoted in Gravity’s Rainbow, by Thomas Pynchon
Comment by Bob — July 23, 2007 @ 5:39 pm
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:40 pmBob,
LOL!
Comment by Lefty Cat Scan — July 23, 2007 @ 5:39 pm
Not bad. Keep up the good work!
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:41 pmThat’s right, It’s C**T.
I’ve been converted into a scanner of squishy, slimy lefty talking points. I then direct a thin lefty-evaporating laser beam.
Comment by Lefty Cat Scan — July 23, 2007 @ 5:39 pm
I guess poor C**T got tired of being called C**T. I know it got to him the other day. Kinda sad, kinda funny at the same time.
Poor, sad, funny little C**T and his pathetic little intolerant fantasies. I guess we should all be grateful that poor C**T doesn’t have the balls to carry out his fantasies in real life.
Poor little C**T.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:44 pmComment by Lefty Cat Scan — July 23, 2007 @ 5:29 pm
What the heck are you drinking?
Comment by WaltTheMan — July 23, 2007 @ 5:38 pm
From the way is statements are poorly articulated, misspelled, and general incoherence, I would say he has been drinking absinthe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:44 pmComment by mykee r, JuNiOr — July 23, 2007 @ 5:35 pm
You’re not qualified to debate, according to our records.
For your own benefit to avoid further embarrassment, you shall point your cursor to the [x] on the upper-right area of your browser and click.
Thank you, much hated dummiecrat. Even the laser beam is pointing (and laughing) at you.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:45 pmComment by mikey r — July 23, 2007 @ 5:44 pm
Mykee is impotent.
Mykee has a 25-word vocabulary. Mykee’s mother calls him a c*nt.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:46 pmMykee has a pea-sized brain.
How many c*nts does it take to change a light-bulb?
Answer: Ten. If there aren’t ten c*nts available, one ‘mikey r’ will suffice.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:49 pmPoor, pathetic little C**T.
Stole a clever “Robotic Troll” riff from another poster but could never match the same level of craft, now tries to go back to the “automated response” well but finds that his little pail is rusted through and won’t pull up any inspiration.
Poor sad little C**T. I’m quite afraid of your pretend laser beam.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:49 pmCT,
mikey is rather dull, I just ignore him, as he has nothing to add but bad insults.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:50 pmI see C**T is going for the big guns — the elementary school material.
Poor little C**T. He doesn’t realize that it just proves how far off his game he gets knocked simply by someone calling him a poor little C**T.
Of course, he took care of that problem by changing his name, right?
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:51 pmmikey is rather dull, I just ignore him, as he has nothing to add but bad insults.
Comment by Thrasymachos — July 23, 2007 @ 5:50 pm
As opposed to you, who can contribute by name-jacking a dead soldier and accusing his buddy of lying about his service, right?
Or maybe you can contribute by explaining how Saudis are not Muslims?
I’ll take your criticisms with the seriousness they merit. Thanks.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:53 pmComment by mikey r — July 23, 2007 @ 5:49 pm
According to anyone’s records, mykee, that wasn’t a response. Try typing something that isn’t an easy skip.
Mikey r just got out of prison. Assist him in writing/speaking fewer words that require censorship.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:54 pmComment by mikey r — July 23, 2007 @ 5:53 pm
Nice smackdown!
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:54 pmThe left is a joke in and of itself. Your beloved Dems are now facing approval ratings lower than President Bush’s. That was easy.
Comment by God Help Us — July 23, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
Not worth replying to! NEXT!
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:57 pmComment by mikey r — July 23, 2007 @ 5:51 pm
And compared to my “elementary school” postings, your “c**t” repetitions are good for what? A doctoral completion?
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:57 pmI’m shocked Karl laughed at something other than civilian casualty totals or a drowning kitten.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:58 pmComment by mikey r — July 23, 2007 @ 5:51 pm
I think I made it clear I was still CT right from the get-go.
As a typical lefty, you’re an easy catch. There’s no concern with lefty-hype doctrine.
Shhhh…ease up on the c**t accusations. Your probation officer could be watching.
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:02 pmComment by Jane E. Schneider — July 23, 2007 @ 5:54 pm
Nice projection with no technical evidence to back anything.
That instead would be the correct assessment.
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:03 pmThere’s not a Hooters in Biloxi. It got washed away by Katrina. There’s one next door in Gulfport, though. Shame. The waitresses in Biloxi were better looking…
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:06 pmCan I get the names of the Democrats that have lower approval ratings than mine?
I might be able to use that in my next speech.
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:17 pmSounds like Rove was hitting on you Moby. My dad and I suspect that Rove is the one behind the infamous prostitute journalist.
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:23 pmMy dad and I suspect that Rove is the one behind the infamous prostitute journalist.
Comment by Sara — July 23, 2007 @ 6:23 pm
Actually, it was the other way around.
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:25 pmThe funny part is that traitor Rove visits Politico.com. Ha!
This must be one of the places that traitor Rove gets his ideas to pass onto the paid “trolls” that visit this website.
July 23rd, 2007 at 7:05 pmYour beloved Dems are now facing approval ratings lower than President Bush’s. That was easy.
Comment by God Help Us — July 23, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
Looks like you forgot about all the Republicans in Congress. It’s not the Democrats that keep the ratings in Congress low, it’s the Republican obstructionists and all the Republicans that support the death of our military by refusing to end this war in Iraq.
Now that was easy.
July 23rd, 2007 at 7:08 pmha karl rove tells jokes And can dance.
While he convinced the country to hate its bretheren
July 23rd, 2007 at 7:22 pmHey Moby!
I dig your music. It is time for you to write music about this lame duck administration.
July 23rd, 2007 at 7:59 pm…well, you know, mr. moby, this IS ‘m.c.’rove we’re talking about.
July 23rd, 2007 at 9:52 pm“CBS has Bush and Dems in Congress pegged at 30% approval. Oops – they’re tied!”
Yeah good thing there are some Dems in Congress, or the poll would have a Repubk Congress at 18%, oh wait weren’t they there last year?
July 23rd, 2007 at 10:47 pmWhat the trolls ALWAYS leave out is that this is most probably due to the fact that the war is still going on and the public generally want MORE liberalism, not less. They feel cheated that the dems are being moderate and not truly liberal! The democratic primaries will be most interesting next year. I just hope we don’t see another Lieberman stunt where Rethugs pull their ultraconservative vote to keep a more moderate potential “fillibuster vote” in office preventing the true majority of liberalism. Rethugs compromising their morals + the true moderate vote = beating the liberals. Agh! We need instant run-off voting for races with more than two candidates!!!!
I can’t wait until there’s a poll out that puts numbers on this. All they need is to ask the question “why” and all the people thinking there’s a conservative majority will have to stick their heads in the sand to avoid the truth. Either that or they’ll revise history to say that democrats (in particular Hillary and Edwards) started the war and the rethugs just want out so, therefore, they are truly inline with the people’s wishes.
July 24th, 2007 at 10:27 am