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Darrell Hammond: My Blitzer impression needs work.»

Saturday Night Live comedian Darrell Hammond said his most popular impersonation thus far has been a rude and randy version of actor Sean Connery. That people enjoy it means, “I’m hitting the mark,” said Hammond. The one with which he is least satisfied: “Wolf Blitzer. It’s not where I want it to be. I find myself falling into Chris Matthews,” Hammond said. Watch one of Hammond’s Blitzer impressions:




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1131 Responses to “Darrell Hammond: My Blitzer impression needs work.”

  1. Mr. President Says:

    so?


  2. Egreggious Says:

    Open thread.


  3. Zehava Says:

    Huh? Why?

    No one cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HT: Mr P


  4. Zehava Says:

    I’m outta here again. Hope to see ya later, Egg!


  5. Serenity Now Says:

    Closer to reality than any of us really want to admit.


  6. kimmy Says:

    He is missing the yelling that Wolf does.
    Wolf should have been a sports announcer.
    They yell their reports. As opposed to golf announcers who whisper.
    Will someone tell Wolf to tone down his voice?


  7. katy Says:

    Friday Night Funnies!

    aka - open thread…


  8. JTitor Says:

    The long hot summer scenario put forth by Republican hacks in love with Bush’s wonderlust into disaster, or are they trying to tell us something?

    First, on June 3, 2007, Dennis Milligan, Chair of the Arkansas Republican Party, said, “I think all we need is some attacks on American soil like we had on [9/11]” to make the American people appreciate President Bush and thereby benefit the GOP. (Arkansas GOP head: We need more ‘attacks on American soil’ so people appreciate Bush, rawstory.com)

    Second, on July 7, 2007, former Republican Senator Rick Santorum asserted that a series of “unfortunate events” (meaning terrorist attacks) will occur within the next year and radically alter American citizens’ view of the war. (Santorum Suggests New Terror Attacks Will Change View Of War, prisonplanet.com)

    Third, on July 8, 2007, Lt.. Col. Doug Delaney, Chair of the War Studies Program at the Royal Military College in Kingston, Ontario, suggested the West needs more terrorist attacks on the scale of 9/11 and 7/7 to save a failing foreign policy. (Why military might does not always win, thestar.com)

    Fourth, on July 10, 2007, ABC News with Charlie Gibson reported that senior US intelligence officials insist that an “al-Qaida” terror cell is either already here or on the way, admitting the data is vague and non-specific. (Al Qaeda Cell in the U.S. Or On Its Way, According to New Intel, abcnews.com)

    Fifth, on July 10, 2007, an anonymous U.S. intelligence analyst told the AP that “al-Qaida has rebuilt its operating capability to a level not seen since just before the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks,” according to two AP reporters. (Al-Qaida has rebuilt, U.S. intel warns, news.yahoo.com)

    Sixth, on July 10, 2007, Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff made a major effort to convey to the public he has a “gut feeling” that a new 9/11 is on the way, a report that even drew the attention of The New York Times (“Chertoff Warns of Higher Risk Of Terrorism,” July 11, 2007, page A16).


  9. Mr. President'sleftnut Says:

    TP: Thanks for the break. Keep up the good work exposing the most arrogant, corrupt and incompetent administration America has ever had to endure.


  10. dlet Says:

    Open thread

    Please people if you live in an area with good tap water drink it. It’s okay….your mother did…..your grandmother did…..its okay.

    Anyway why buy a bottle of water for $1.20 when you can fill the same bottle for $.01 from your tap.


  11. Mr. President Says:

    Who cares if someone wants to drink bottled water?


  12. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    Why isn’t this the top story

    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080`
    BBC Reports on Bush’s Grandfather Trying to Engineer Facsist Coup in the US


  13. Jay Randal Says:

    Why bother trying to mimic Wolf Blitzer? Just trash Bush > lol.


  14. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    Why isn’t this the top story

    BBC Reports on Bush’s Grandfather Trying to Engineer Facsist Coup in the US
    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080`


  15. Mr. President'sleftnut Says:

    11 & 13: because it happened in 1933.

    10: The bottled water industry.



  16. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    Why isn’t this the top story

    BBC Reports on Bush’s Grandfather Trying to Engineer Facsist Coup in the US
    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080`


  17. katy Says:

    Schumer vows “No more confirmations of Bush high court nominees“.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 27, 2007 @ 9:03 pm

    i’m rather worried about recess appointments…
    is that possible with the “high court”?


  18. kelso Says:

    Watching this guy do Bill O’Reilly is the best. Blitzer, not so much…needs work.. I’d really like to see him make a fool of Chris Matthews.


  19. Egreggious Says:

    i’m rather worried about recess appointments…
    is that possible with the “high court”?

    Comment by katy — July 27, 2007 @ 9:09 pm

    I’m not sure how that all works. I would think if a vacancy occurred in the Supreme Court, some kind of emergency session or something might be called if necessary.


  20. hunter6 Says:

    18: No. but he could replace Fredo and put in a new Attorney General.


  21. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    Chris Mathews likes the way Fred Thompson smells.

    Aren’t liberals tired yet of complaining about George W. Bush? Get a life already.


  22. dlet Says:

    Who cares if someone wants to drink bottled water?
    Comment by Mr. President

    Who cares if someone wants to call themselves the president and post stupid remarks. I can go as dumwit as you can….well maybe.


  23. Egreggious Says:

    Comment by bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil — July 27, 2007 @ 9:10 pm

    I’m not sure what you’re saying. Are you implying that there’s some kind of genetic defect which makes all members of the Bush family evil? I don’t know enough about DNA to comment on this.


  24. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    “Document uncovers details of a planned coup in the USA in 1933 by a group of right-wing American businessmen. The coup was aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans. The plotters, who were alleged to involve some of the most famous families in America, (owners of Heinz, Birds Eye, Goodtea, Maxwell Hse & George Bush’s Grandfather, Prescott) believed that their country should adopt the policies of Hitler and Mussolini to beat the great depression. Mike Thomson investigates why so little is known about this biggest ever peacetime threat to American democracy.”

    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080


  25. Egreggious Says:

    TP is deleting comments on the Tillman thread like mad.

    I wonder what will be left.


  26. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    Egreggious
    Obviously the defect lies in you since Egreggious is actuall spelled egregious


  27. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    Document uncovers details of a planned coup in the USA in 1933 by a group of right-wing American businessmen. The coup was aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans. The plotters, who were alleged to involve some of the most famous families in America, (owners of Heinz, Birds Eye, Goodtea, Maxwell Hse & George Bush’s Grandfather, Prescott) believed that their country should adopt the policies of Hitler and Mussolini to beat the great depression. Mike Thomson investigates why so little is known about this biggest ever peacetime threat to American democracy.”

    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080



  28. dlet Says:

    genetic defect which makes all members of the Bush family evil?
    Comment by Egreggious

    I wouldn’t say that there is a genetic defect but being brought up inside a family cocoon as the Bush’s can lead to a form of thinking. If you are brought to believe that you can’t amount to anything it takes great effort to disregard that and make yourself a contributing citizen and when you are hand-held and told that you are better than everyone else it would take a lot of guts to believe that this is not the truth. Unfortunately our boy-king has no delusions of his grandeur. He most certainly believes in his righteousness.


  29. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    Prescott Bush was a traitor to his country. And so very well may be his grandson.


  30. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    dlet
    On the contrary, when you are abandoned by your father and left under the harsh rule of your mother (Barbara was apparently a cruel and vicious mother) and taught the neo-nazi platform of rule by the elite for the elite, it is natural to become a sociopath.


  31. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “Prescott Bush was a traitor to his country. And so very well may be his grandson.”

    Prescott Bush was a very, very liberal Republican. Kind of like the posters here at TP.


  32. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    Der Fatherland = The Homeland

    Document uncovers details of a planned coup in the USA in 1933 by a group of right-wing American businessmen. The coup was aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans. The plotters, who were alleged to involve some of the most famous families in America, (owners of Heinz, Birds Eye, Goodtea, Maxwell Hse & George Bush’s Grandfather, Prescott) believed that their country should adopt the policies of Hitler and Mussolini to beat the great depression. Mike Thomson investigates why so little is known about this biggest ever peacetime threat to American democracy.”

    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080


  33. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “I wouldn’t say that there is a genetic defect but being brought up inside a family cocoon as the Bush’s can lead to a form of thinking.”

    How did it happen in Hillary Clinton’s case?


  34. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “He is missing the yelling that Wolf does.”

    He’s a liberal and angry, so he yells a lot.


  35. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    Prescott Bush attempted a coup against US govt
    His grandson Bush is succeeding in that goal

    Prescott was a nazi sympathizer and supporter


  36. Egreggious Says:

    Aren’t liberals tired yet of complaining about George W. Bush? Get a life already.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:12 pm

    People are still complaining about Bill Clinton. This is nothing.


  37. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    BBC Reports on Bush’s Grandfather Trying to Engineer Facsist Coup in the US
    `http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080


  38. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “People are still complaining about Bill Clinton.”

    That he wasn’t liberal enough?


  39. Egreggious Says:

    Comment by bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil — July 27, 2007 @ 9:29 pm

    You’ve cracked the case, buckets! Now we can impeach Bush because his grandfather was a Nazi.


  40. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    There were little warning signs but few were paying attention when George Bush the poppy ran for president in 1988 and 1992. First during the campaign it surfaced that one of his campaign staffers was a distributor of pro-Nazi propaganda. Before the ink was dry on the individual’s resignation, further revelations showed there were in fact a number of ex-Nazis on Bush’s campaign staff including Laszlo Pastor and Yaroslav Stetsko. Pastor was a member of the Hungarian Arrow Cross during WWII and served as an envoy to Germany. The Arrow Cross was known to be excessively brutal even to their Nazi allies. Stetsko served as the prime minister of the short lived Ukrainian puppet government. During the short reign of this puppet regime over 100,000 Jews were slaughtered in Lvov. George Bush’s insensitivity towards victims of the holocaust is underlined by his employment of Fred Malek, a well-known collaborator with former Nazis in both his presidential campaigns.

    http://www.spiritone.com/~gdy52150/bushies.htm


  41. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “Now we can impeach Bush”

    How are you going to do that?


  42. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    In fact, during the war, Prescott had three companies seized from him for trading with the Nazis. To understand the web of intrigue and follow the money from the Holocaust to the Bush family we need to start with the period immediately surrounding WWI. By 1916 August Thyssen could see that Germany had already lost the Great War and he needed to protect his fortune. His eldest son had been groomed to run the family steel business in the Ruhr. His second son Heinrich discreetly changed his citizenship from German to Hungarian and married the Hungarian aristocrat Baroness Margrit Bornemisza de Kaszon. Near the end of the war August Thyssen opened the Bank voor Handel en Scheepvaart in Rotterdam. Holland was a neutral country during the war and the new bank would serve as the perfect location to launder funds from the Thyssen Bank in Berlin and protect his fortune from allied financial demands. At the end of the war Heinrich now going by the name of Baron Thyssen Bornemisza de Kaszon moved to Rotterdam and became the principal owner of the Bank voor Handel en Scheepvaart. All that remained to be done in August Thyseen’s plan was to set up an American Bank.

    In 1922, Averell Harriman traveled to Germany to set up a branch of W.A. Harriman in Berlin. Harriman had hired George Herbert Walker, George Bush’s grandfather to run both the New York and Berlin branches of his expanding investment firm. During his stay in Germany Harriman had met the Thyseen family and agreed to help the Thyssen’s set up an American bank.

    In 1923, Germany was in economic shambles and Thyssen met with his friend General Ludendorff, who advised him that Germany’s hope lied with Hitler and the Nazi Party. Thyssen soon became a financial backer of the Nazis and Hitler.

    Early in 1924, Hendrick J. Kouwenhoven, the managing director of Bank voor Handel en Scheepvaart, traveled to New York. Meeting with Walker and the Harriman brothers, they founded the Union Banking Corporation. In 1926, August Thyssen died the eldest son Fritz expanded the Thyssen empire by creating United Steel Works. Thyssen also brought Fredich Flick on board. The Thyssen-Flick union was designed to suppress the union movement. As a result of the merger of Thyssen and Flick, George Walker hired his son in law Prescott Bush to manage the United Steel Works account. One division of United Steel Works consisted of both Consolidated Silesian Steel Corporation and the Upper Silesian Coal and Steel Company. Both were located in the mineral rich Silesian area of Poland. The arrangement was extremely profitable for all four men: Thyssen, Flick, Walker and Bush until the depression started in 1929. Congressional investigations after the war showed that United Steel had supplied 50.8 percent of the pig iron in Nazi Germany and likewise was a major supplier of all other ferrous based metal products needed by Hitler’s war machine. Hence, one of the largest munitions makers in Nazi Germany was funded by Prescott Bush, the father and grandfather of two future US Presidents.


  43. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil”

    Every liberal here uses oil every day. What hypocrites.


  44. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    Liberals spent almost 8 years complaining about George W. Bush every single day! Jesus. Get a grip already.


  45. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    Hence, one of the largest munitions makers in Nazi Germany was funded by Prescott Bush

    http://www.spiritone.com/~gdy52150/bushies.htm


  46. Egreggious Says:

    Thanks for the history lesson, buckets.

    Now, on to the present…


  47. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    The reason Auschwitz was located there was because of the abundant supplies of coal which could be processed into aviation fuel. I.G. Farben soon built a plant near Auschwitz to take advantage of not only of the nearby coal deposits but also of the slave labor supply available at Auschwitz. According to a Dutch intelligence agent, Prescott Bush managed a portion of the slave labor force in Poland.


  48. dlet Says:

    Everyday Cons here eat fruit picked by illegals..what hypocrites.


  49. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    On October 20, 1942 the United States government seized Union Banking under the Trading with the Enemy Act. During that summer, The New York Tribune had exposed Bush and Thyssen whom it called Hitler’s Angel. Union Bank’s books revealed a myriad of Nazi money and holding companies. Officials realized they had only scratched the tip of the iceberg. On November 17, 1942, the government seized Silesian American Corporation and placed its operation under the Government Alien Property custodian office.

    http://www.spiritone.com/~gdy52150/bushies.htm


  50. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    Everyday Cons here eat fruit picked by illegals..what hypocrites.

    Comment by dlet

    Source?


  51. Egreggious Says:

    Everyday Cons here eat fruit picked by illegals..what hypocrites.

    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 9:38 pm

    Nice.


  52. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    On February 8, 1951, Thyssen died in Argentina. Following his death, the Alien Property Custodian released the assets of the Union Banking Corporation to Brown Brothers Harriman. The remaining shareholders quietly cashed in their remaining shares. Prescott Bush received $1.5 million for his share in Union Banking’s blood money.

    This brief article has only scratched the surface of the sordid association of Prescott Bush with the Nazis as he had yet a third company seized from him during the war. In his first run for senator, Prescott was defeated after his position within the eugenics movement was disclosed. George the poppy has followed in his father’s footsteps and retained many of the same family connections with the Nazis. For instance, as chairman of the Republican Party he presided over the formation of the Ethnic Heritage groups of the Republican Party. This was a reward for the Nazi quislings from Eastern Europe for helping in the election of Nixon as president. When two or more ethnic groups were vying for control over a particular group invariably the group with close ties to the Nazis won out. George also shows the same intense interest in population control. Perhaps it was for his beliefs in eugenics, George appointed Draper as his expert on population. Or perhaps it was more of a reward for past services rendered by Draper to the Bush family. Draper was the former general placed in control of the military government‘s economic division after the war. Draper was a rabid racist and member of the Eugenics Society. He was also a former employee of Dillion and Reed, the large Wall Street brokerage house that floated the largest German bond offerings including one for United Steel Works. In his position as economic czar of Germany, he stopped the dismantling of an I.G. Farben plant and was in the ideal slot to protect his former clients that armed Hitler, including Bush.

    The same close associations are apparent with Bush junior. One interesting pattern in international relations is ready observed that the Israeli government moves to the hard right whenever a Bush is in the Oval Office. Considering, Israel has one of the best intelligence agencies in the world and a perhaps the most extensive data base on the holocaust, could the Israeli hard-liners be blackmailing the Bushes? Do they have a smoking gun that would at once end the political aspirations of the entire Bush clan as well as place the family wealth at risk for damages suffered during the Holocaust? One researcher already says the family wealth is at risk in such suits; the ties are that strong.


  53. Egreggious Says:

    Every liberal here uses oil every day. What hypocrites.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:33 pm

    Source?


  54. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    Did you drive a car today, Egreggious?


  55. Egreggious Says:

    Did you drive a car today, Egreggious?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:43 pm

    I don’t drive.


  56. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    Did you ride in a car today?


  57. Zehava Says:

    Comment by bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil — July 27, 2007 @ 9:41 pm

    Jesus christ, quit spamming the damn blog!


  58. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    Jesus christ, quit spamming the damn blog!

    Comment by Zehava

    Pot, meet kettle.


  59. Egreggious Says:

    Jesus christ, quit spamming the damn blog!

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 9:44 pm

    It’s gotta be ace.


  60. dlet Says:

    Did you ride in a car today?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    I did not drive a car. Did you eat some vegetables or fruit today?


  61. Zehava Says:

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:44 pm

    Did you drive a car?
    Ride in a car?
    Ride in a bus or train?
    Did you use anything plastic?
    Watch television?
    Eat junk food?

    Blah, blah, blah….


  62. Egreggious Says:

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:45 pm

    It’s gotta be C**T.


  63. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “I did not drive a car.”

    Did you ride in a car?

    “Did you eat some vegetables or fruit today?”

    No.


  64. Egreggious Says:

    C**T,

    Are you really going to ask these questions of every liberal here?


  65. Zehava Says:

    Pot, meet kettle.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:45 pm

    F*ck off, I haven’t even been here since this morning. There’s more troll shit than ever on this blog. Y’all do that all by yourselves.


  66. Zehava Says:

    It’s gotta be ace.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 27, 2007 @ 9:46 pm

    I don’t know. Ace is usually relevant, if a little paranoid.


  67. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “Are you really going to ask these questions of every liberal here?”

    No, because it’s obvious that you all used a petrolium product today.


  68. Zehava Says:

    No, because it’s obvious that you all used a petrolium product today.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:50 pm

    You’re on a computer. You’re using oil products right now. Hypocrite.


  69. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “F*ck off, I haven’t even been here since this morning.”

    What about under the 10 other names you use?

    “There’s more troll shit than ever on this blog. Y’all do that all by yourselves.”

    In our eyes the liberals are the trolls.


  70. Egreggious Says:

    Brass,

    Do you think it is hypocritical for someone opposed to illegal immigration to buy products which those immigrants helped to produce?


  71. dlet Says:

    No.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Really? That’s so unhealthy. What do you consume….steak and a quart of oil…like a real Amerkan?


  72. Zehava Says:

    What about under the 10 other names you use?

    I am using one name.

    In our eyes the liberals are the trolls.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:51 pm

    Doesn’t matter. This is our blog, not yours.


  73. Mr.ThinkProgress Says:

    Stop fighting already. It’s a comedy thread for God’s sake. Lighten up. They’ll be plenty of “serious” threads to follow.


  74. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “You’re on a computer. You’re using oil products right now. Hypocrite.”

    How does that make me a hypocrite?


  75. Zehava Says:

    Egg,

    Have things been going like this all day? I haven’t looked at other threads yet.


  76. Egreggious Says:

    On the lighter side, of the big three, apparently only NBC reported on the latest developments in the Tillman case … third or fourth story.


  77. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “Do you think it is hypocritical for someone opposed to illegal immigration to buy products which those immigrants helped to produce?”

    Yes, if you can prove it.


  78. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “I am using one name.”

    You don’t use any other screen name?

    “Doesn’t matter. This is our blog, not yours.”

    Sorry, this blog is for all of us to use.


  79. Egreggious Says:

    Have things been going like this all day? I haven’t looked at other threads yet.

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 9:54 pm

    There have been some productive lulls. But we’ve had the big three in trolldom most of the day, P, Flaccid, and C**T.


  80. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Have things been going like this all day? I haven’t looked at other threads yet.

    Comment by Zehava

    Sh*t, I got namejacked while I was here earlier.


  81. dlet Says:

    Yes, if you can prove it.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Exactly. The only oil products I use in my car come from Canada…our biggest supplier. Prove I am wrong, dipstick.


  82. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “apparently only NBC reported on the latest developments in the Tillman case”

    That’s because they aren’t “developments.” We have known for a long time now that Tillman died from friendly fire.


  83. Egreggious Says:

    Yes, if you can prove it.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:55 pm

    It is not hypocritical if you can’t prove it.

    If I happen to consume only domestic oil and not imported oil, am I a hypocrite? What if you can’t prove it?


  84. Zehava Says:

    How does that make me a hypocrite?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:53 pm

    You seem to be holding yourself to a different standard than you would hold liberals.


  85. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    “The prisoners of Auschwitz who were able to work were shipped to 30 different companies. One of the companies was the vast Consolidated Silesian Steel Corporation . THyssen and Flick sold Consolidated Steel to UBC. Under the complete control of Harriman and management of Bush, the company became Silesian American Corporation which became part of UBC and Harriman’s portfolio of 15 corporations . A portion of the slave labor force in Poland was “managed by Prescott Bush” according to a Dutch intelligence agent.”

    http://newsmine.org/ dbsrv/ cabal-elite/ families/ bush-dynasty/ bush-prescott-holocaust.pdf


  86. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    We have known for a long time now that Tillman died from friendly fire.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Conjecture.


  87. dlet Says:

    We have known for a long time now that Tillman died from friendly fire.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    That’s the way Cons say JFK and MLK died.


  88. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “Exactly. The only oil products I use in my car come from Canada…our biggest supplier.”

    Only from Canada? Do you have a source for that?


  89. Zehava Says:

    Sorry, this blog is for all of us to use.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:56 pm

    You’re right. Anyone can comment here. I never said you couldn’t.
    It is still our blog — ThinkProgress.


  90. Egreggious Says:

    Only from Canada? Do you have a source for that?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:59 pm

    Idiot, we don’t have to prove it. You said so yourself.


  91. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “If I happen to consume only domestic oil and not imported oil, am I a hypocrite?”

    No. Can you show that you only do that?


  92. dlet Says:

    Only from Canada? Do you have a source for that?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    I am only asking you to do the same thing you are asking everyone else. Prove me wrong. I know that its true. Prove me wrong arsehat.


  93. Zehava Says:

    There have been some productive lulls. But we’ve had the big three in trolldom most of the day, P, Flaccid, and C**T.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 27, 2007 @ 9:56 pm

    Geez, those guys are relentless.


  94. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “You seem to be holding yourself to a different standard than you would hold liberals.”

    No, I’m not.


  95. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “Idiot”

    What are you calling me names for?


  96. Egreggious Says:

    “Do you think it is hypocritical for someone opposed to illegal immigration to buy products which those immigrants helped to produce?”

    Yes, if you can prove it.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:55 pm

    Read slowly. Very, very slowly. Now think.


  97. Zehava Says:

    Sh*t, I got namejacked while I was here earlier.
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 9:57 pm

    F*cking cowards. That is so weak.


  98. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “I know that its true. Prove me wrong arsehat.”

    There is no need for name calling. Stop that right now.

    Where do you buy your gasoline?


  99. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    In 1980 when George HW Bushwas elected vice president, he placed his father’s family inheritance in a blind trust. The trust was managed by his old friend and quail hunting partner , William Stamps Farish III. Bush’s choice of Farish to manage the family wealth is quite revealing in that it demonstrates that the former president might know exactly where some of his inheritance originated. Farish’s grandfather, William Farish Jr. on March 25th, 1942, pleaded no contest to conspiring with Nazi Germany while President of Standard Oil in New Jersey.


  100. Egreggious Says:

    What are you calling me names for?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:02 pm

    It’s our blog, idiot.


  101. Zehava Says:

    No, I’m not.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:02 pm

    Whatever.


  102. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    We have known for a long time now that Tillman died from friendly fire.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    That’s the way Cons say JFK and MLK died.

    Comment by dlet

    Source?


  103. dlet Says:

    Where do you buy your gasoline?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    At the gas station.


  104. Egreggious Says:

    Where do you buy your gasoline?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:04 pm

    Where do you buy your vegetables?


  105. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    In 1980 when George HW Bushwas elected vice president, he placed his father’s family inheritance in a blind trust. The trust was managed by his old friend and quail hunting partner , William Stamps Farish III. Bush’s choice of Farish to manage the family wealth is quite revealing in that it demonstrates that the former president might know exactly where some of his inheritance originated. Farish’s grandfather, William Farish Jr. on March 25th, 1942, pleaded no contest to conspiring with Nazi Germany while President of Standard Oil in New Jersey.


  106. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Source?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Pssst… i think that comment was meant as “sarcasm”.


  107. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “It’s our blog, idiot.”

    It’s just as much my blog.


  108. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    At the gas station.

    Comment by dlet

    Which one?


  109. TripMaster Monkey Says:

    Egreggious sez:

    It’s gotta be ace.

    Not his style. Paragraphs are too long, and there’s no links.


  110. spit take Says:

    “Do you think it is hypocritical for someone opposed to illegal immigration to buy products which those immigrants helped to produce?”

    Yes, if you can prove it.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:55 pm

    Why does someone else have to prove it?

    If you’re opposed to illegal immigration yet you puchase and consume the produce harvested by illegalk labr, then you are even more of a hypocrite than a liberal who wants to end the war yet drives a car.

    Especially since you guys have always said this war has nothing to do with oil, it’s about freeing the Iraqis.

    But the point is, if you ‘re a hypocrite, you’re a hypocrite. We don’t have to prove anything. It’s not like if we can’t prove it, then you’re not a hypocrite.

    What we believe or can prove has no bearing on the actual facts. I know you guys think spin is powerful, but it really doesn’t change facts.


  111. Egreggious Says:

    Not his style. Paragraphs are too long, and there’s no links.

    Comment by TripMaster Monkey — July 27, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

    I stand corrected.


  112. dlet Says:

    Read slowly. Very, very slowly. Now think.
    Comment by Egreggious

    Are you saying that he groups all immigrants(illegal or legal) in his hateful insinuations? My German grandma would hate him so much.


  113. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Which one?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007

    The one on the corner… duh!


  114. dlet Says:

    Which one?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    The one on the corner.


  115. Zehava Says:

    Not his style. Paragraphs are too long, and there’s no links.
    Comment by TripMaster Monkey — July 27, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

    Concern troll.

    And the other one is just “taking up space and time” troll. *yawn*


  116. Egreggious Says:

    “spit” on him!


  117. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    It’s just as much my blog.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007

    And we’re free to ridicule the bejeesus outta ya too!


  118. Zehava Says:

    The one on the corner.
    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 10:08 pm

    Too funny….


  119. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “The one on the corner.”

    The name is?


  120. dlet Says:

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity

    Beat me by one minute. I must learn to no-looky type.


  121. Zehava Says:

    The one on the corner… duh!
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 10:07 pm

    Another cheesy comedian!


  122. Egreggious Says:

    The name is?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:09 pm

    The name is Irrelevant.


  123. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    If you’re opposed to illegal immigration yet you puchase and consume the produce harvested by illegalk labr, then you are even more of a hypocrite than a liberal who wants to end the war yet drives a car.

    ———-

    How so?


  124. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    The name is?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Fred’s, no wait… Chuckie’s… ah, hm… I got it! George W’s!


  125. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Another cheesy comedian!

    Comment by Zehava

    Did someone say “cheese”?


  126. Zehava Says:

    The name is Irrelevant.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 27, 2007 @ 10:11 pm

    That’s an interesting name for a gas station. :)


  127. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    How Bush’s grandfather helped Hitler’s rise to power

    Rumours of a link between the US first family and the Nazi war machine have circulated for decades. Now the Guardian can reveal how repercussions of events that culminated in action under the Trading with the Enemy Act are still being felt by today’s president

    Ben Aris in Berlin and Duncan Campbell in Washington
    Saturday September 25, 2004
    The Guardian

    George Bush’s grandfather, the late US senator Prescott Bush, was a director and shareholder of companies that profited from their involvement with the financial backers of Nazi Germany.
    The Guardian has obtained confirmation from newly discovered files in the US National Archives that a firm of which Prescott Bush was a director was involved with the financial architects of Nazism.

    His business dealings, which continued until his company’s assets were seized in 1942 under the Trading with the Enemy Act, has led more than 60 years later to a civil action for damages being brought in Germany against the Bush family by two former slave labourers at Auschwitz and to a hum of pre-election controversy.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/ usa/ story/ 0,12271,1312540,00.html


  128. Egreggious Says:

    That’s an interesting name for a gas station. :)

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 10:12 pm

    That’s why I go there.


  129. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    Why don’t you ride your bike instead of driving your car?


  130. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Beat me by one minute. I must learn to no-looky type.

    Comment by dlet

    You must learn to be One w/ the comeback, Grass hopper.


  131. Zehava Says:

    Did someone say “cheese”?
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 10:12 pm

    Mmmmm, cheese. :)

    This Brass dude is like the michael troll, but he uses better punctuation and fewer question marks.


  132. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    Fred’s, no wait… Chuckie’s… ah, hm… I got it! George W’s!

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity

    I’ll give you some time to think about it.


  133. dlet Says:

    The name is?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Canada Joe’s…or something like that….anyway I evoke my privilege to not speak to you further. If you need to prove my statement is wrong you need to use other sources. Good luck.


  134. Egreggious Says:

    Why does Al Gore fly on airplanes?

    Why is Michael Moore fat?

    Why is Hillary Clinton still married to Bill?


  135. Zehava Says:

    Why don’t you ride your bike instead of driving your car?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:14 pm

    You didn’t answer my questions above.

    Do you ride your bike?


  136. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Why don’t you ride your bike instead of driving your car?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    I walk an enormous amount. Great for your health. So many Americans are overweight these days, and on too many presciptions drugs. Walk. You’ll lose weight, lots of your health problems will get better if not go away. You’ll save money, the air will be cleaner…


  137. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    The Herald-Tribune article did not identify Bush or Harriman as executives of UBC, or Brown Brothers Harriman, in which they were partners, as UBC’s private banker. A confidential FBI memo from that period suggested, without naming the Bush and Harriman families, that politically prominent individuals were about to come under official U.S. government scrutiny as Hitler’s plunder of Europe continued unabated.

    After the “Hitler’s Angel” article was published Bush and Harriman made no attempts to divest themselves of the controversial Thyssen financial alliance, nor did they challenge the newspaper report that UBC was, in fact, a de facto Nazi front organization in the U.S.

    Instead, the government documents show, Bush and his partners increased their subterfuge to try to conceal the true nature and ownership of their various businesses, particularly after the U.S. entered the war. `
    http://www.rense.com/general42/bshnazi.htm


  138. dlet Says:

    Why don’t you ride your bike instead of driving your car?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Because I take the subway. Jeez you don’t know anything about me do you?


  139. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “I evoke my privilege to not speak to you further.”

    That’s fine. There are many other libs here.


  140. Egreggious Says:

    This Brass dude is like the michael troll, but he uses better punctuation and fewer question marks.

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 10:14 pm

    I hadn’t thought of that. It is Ann Coulter after all!


  141. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    I’ll give you some time to think about it.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007

    I sometimes think an awful lot…. hrs, even days… before answering trolls.


  142. Egreggious Says:

    “I evoke my privilege to not speak to you further.”

    That’s fine. There are many other libs here.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:16 pm

    I suggest we make it a blanket privilege.


  143. dlet Says:

    You must learn to be One w/ the comeback, Grass hopper.
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity

    I shall learn the ways of the Farce.


  144. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “You didn’t answer my questions above.”

    I’m sorry, which ones were those?

    “Do you ride your bike?”

    For exercise. I drive a Prius.


  145. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    There are many other libs here.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Just out of curiosity, define “libs”…


  146. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    I shall learn the ways of the Farce.

    Comment by dlet

    Indeed, dlet… may the Farce be w/ you.

    (Sorry, Z… I’m using your material now… but at least I use footnotes!)


  147. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    Sullivan & Cromwell was not the only firm engaged in funding Germany. According to ‘The Splendid Blond Beast,’ Christopher Simpson’s seminal history of the politics of genocide and profit, Brown Brothers, Harriman was another bank that specialized in investments in Germany. The key figure was Averill Harriman, a dominating figure in the American establishment. . . .

    “The firm originally was known as W. A. Harriman & Company. The link between Harriman & Company’s American investors and Thyssen started in the 1920s, through the Union Banking Corporation, which began trading in 1924. In just one three-year period, the Harriman firm sold more than $50 million of German bonds to American investors. ‘Bert’ Walker was Union Banking’s president, and the firm was located in the offices of Averill Harriman’s company at 39 Broadway in New York.

    “In 1926 Bert Walker did a favor for his new son-in-law, Prescott Bush. It was the sort of favor families do to help their children make a start in life, but Prescott came to regret it bitterly. Walker made Prescott vice president of W. A. Harriman. The problem was that Walker’s specialty was companies that traded with Germany. As Thyssen and the other German industrialists consolidated Hitler’s political power in the 1930s, an American financial connection was needed. According to our sources, Union Banking became an out-and-out Nazi money-laundering machine. . . .

    http://emperors-clothes.com/articles/randy/swas5.htm


  148. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    For exercise. I drive a Prius.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Is it a hybrid Prius?


  149. spit take Says:

    If you’re opposed to illegal immigration yet you puchase and consume the produce harvested by illegal labor, then you are even more of a hypocrite than a liberal who wants to end the war yet drives a car.

    ———-

    How so?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:11 pm

    I can understand why you wouldn’t get it from my detailed explanation above, so I’ll break it don further for ya. Note that I’m going y the standards that you proposed — i. e., a liberal who hates the war yet uses oil.

    Why are you a hypocrite? Because you’re happily consuming the “fruits” (no pun intended) of illegal labor, which helps supply most the produce consumed in the US. By your standards, THAT is hypocritical.

    Why is a liberal who opposes the war NOT hypocritical? Because the war is NOT ABOUT OIL, according to the President and the right-wing echo chamber. So the two issues should be entirely unrelated, from your perspective. Also, as several have pointed out, Canada is our biggest foreign supplier, and the US produces about 40% of our needs, if my memory is correct.

    So the liklihood that any oil consumed by any one person in any one day is far, far smaller than the liklihood that that same person has consumed a piece of produce that has been helped along its path to market by illegal labor.


  150. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    “Walker also set up a deal to take over the North American operations of the Hamburg-Amerika Line, a cover for I.G. Farben’s Nazi espionage unit in the United States. The shipping line smuggled in German agents, propaganda, and money for bribing American politicians to see things Hitler’s way. The holding company was Walker’s American Shipping & Commerce, which shared the offices at 39 Broadway with Union Banking. In an elaborate corporate paper trail, Harriman’s stock in American Shipping & Commerce was controlled by yet another holding company, the Harriman Fifteen Corporation, run out of Walker’s office. The directors of this company were Averill Harriman, Bert Walker, and Prescott Bush. . . .

    http://emperors-clothes.com/articles/randy/swas5.htm


  151. Egreggious Says:

    spit, remind me never to debate you.


  152. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “Why is a liberal who opposes the war NOT hypocritical? Because the war is NOT ABOUT OIL”

    You don’t believe the war is about oil?


  153. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    The government investigation against Prescott Bush continued. Just before the storm broke, his son, George, abandoned his plans to enter Yale and enlisted in the U.S. Army. It was, say our sources among the former intelligence officers, a valiant attempt by an eighteen-year-old boy to save the family’s honor.

    “Young George was in flight school in October 1942, when the U.S. government charged his father with running Nazi front groups in the United States. Under the Trading with the Enemy Act, all the shares of the Union Banking Corporation were seized, including those held by Prescott Bush as being in effect held for enemy nationals. Union Banking, of course, was an affiliate of Brown Brothers, Harriman, and Bush handled the Harrimans’ investments as well.

    “Once the government had its hands on Bush’s books, the whole story of the intricate web of Nazi front corporations began to unravel. A few days later two of Union Banking’s subsidiaries — the Holland American Trading Corporation and the Seamless Steel Equipment Corporation — also were seized. Then the government went after the Harriman Fifteen Holding Company, which Bush shared with his father- in-law, Bert Walker, the Hamburg-Amerika Line, and the Silesian- American Corporation. The U.S. government found that huge sections of Prescott Bush’s empire had been operated on behalf of Nazi Germany and had greatly assisted the German war effort.”
    http://emperors-clothes.com/articles/randy/swas5.htm


  154. Egreggious Says:

    You don’t believe the war is about oil?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:22 pm

    Read very, very slowly. Then think.


  155. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    You don’t believe the war is about oil?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    But… but… the Bush Adminstation has STEADFASTLY insisted this war is not about oil. Did George lie to us?


  156. spit take Says:

    “Why is a liberal who opposes the war NOT hypocritical? Because the war is NOT ABOUT OIL”

    You don’t believe the war is about oil?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:22 pm

    Nice try at stripping context. Why don’t you quote the whole sentence and then ask again:

    Because the war is NOT ABOUT OIL, according to the President and the right-wing echo chamber. So the two issues should be entirely unrelated, from your perspective.

    Now, you wanna take another crack at that?


  157. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    BBC Reports on Bush’s Grandfather Trying to Engineer Facsist Coup in the US
    Submitted by davidswanson on Wed, 2007-07-25 17:02. Media
    The Whitehouse Coup
    By BBC

    Document uncovers details of a planned coup in the USA in 1933 by a group of right-wing American businessmen. The coup was aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans. The plotters, who were alleged to involve some of the most famous families in America, (owners of Heinz, Birds Eye, Goodtea, Maxwell Hse & George Bush’s Grandfather, Prescott) believed that their country should adopt the policies of Hitler and Mussolini to beat the great depression. Mike Thomson investigates why so little is known about this biggest ever peacetime threat to American democracy.


  158. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “But… but… the Bush Adminstation has STEADFASTLY insisted this war is not about oil.”

    Do you think it is?


  159. Egreggious Says:

    Part of the hypocrisy is that Ann Coulter insists we tell her where we buy our gas, but refuses to tell us where she buys her vegetables.


  160. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    Now, you wanna take another crack at that?

    Comment by spit take — July 27, 2007 @ 10:25 pm

    Try answering my initial question. Do you think the war in Iraq is about oil?


  161. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Do you think it is?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    But… but… wouldn’t I be supporting the enemy if I disagreed w/ the Deciderer?


  162. spit take Says:

    And, by the way, 3DHS, I don’t think you ever answered the question about where you buy produce?


  163. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    I buy my produce at whole foods.


  164. Mr. President Says:

    Say, did y’all here about GWB’s grand-pappy?


  165. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    Impeach Bush for war crimes against humanity


  166. Mr. President Says:

    oops… “hear”

    hehehe


  167. Zehava Says:

    (Sorry, Z… I’m using your material now… but at least I use footnotes!)
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 10:19 pm

    Feel free, my cheesy friend. :)


  168. DAGIM Says:

    Aw come on MR P. lighten up. BTW I went to school with many conservatives and democrats my whole life. I find politics, and pundits, not worth getting angry over. They need their cages rattled.

    I have to admit that SNL did some really great skits on Clinton and Bush Sr. SNL, though I don’t watch Tee-Bee much lately, is kinda like South Park. They pick on everyone. =)


  169. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    Impeach Bush for war crimes against humanity and put him in jail


  170. Zehava Says:

    Brass dude doesn’t debate.

    He asks questions, doesn’t bother to answer questions asked of him, and is a general waste of time.

    Still like the michael troll……that ain’t sayin’ much….


  171. Brassmask from 3DHS Says:

    “He asks questions, doesn’t bother to answer questions asked of him, and is a general waste of time.”

    What question didn’t I answer?


  172. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil Says:

    Impeach Bush


  173. Egreggious Says:

    I buy my produce at whole foods.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:28 pm

    See, that wasn’t that hard.

    (Though why you’d be hanging out with all those dirty hippies is beyond me).


  174. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    What question didn’t I answer?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Just out of curiosity, define “libs”…

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 10:18 pm


  175. Jane E. Schneider Says:

    Comment by Mr. President — July 27, 2007 @ 10:28 pm

    I admit, I’m glad I wasn’t drinking when I read that–thanks for the laugh, PiP, it broke up the ‘brass’ boredom. :D


  176. spit take Says:

    Try answering my initial question. Do you think the war in Iraq is about oil?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:26 pm

    Your “initial question” is completely unrelated to the issue, which was who is the greater hypocrite. Your “initial question” also followed a statement of mine that you had to take out of context in order to even pose the question in the first place.

    You made the claim that a liberal who opposes the war is h