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Darrell Hammond: My Blitzer impression needs work.

Saturday Night Live comedian Darrell Hammond said his most popular impersonation thus far has been a rude and randy version of actor Sean Connery. That people enjoy it means, “I’m hitting the mark,” said Hammond. The one with which he is least satisfied: “Wolf Blitzer. It’s not where I want it to be. I find myself falling into Chris Matthews,” Hammond said. Watch one of Hammond’s Blitzer impressions:



1,131 Responses to “Darrell Hammond: My Blitzer impression needs work.”

  1. Mr. President says:

  2. Egreggious says:

  3. Zehava says:

    Huh? Why?

    No one cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HT: Mr P


  4. Zehava says:

    I’m outta here again. Hope to see ya later, Egg!


  5. Serenity Now says:

    Closer to reality than any of us really want to admit.


  6. kimmy says:

    He is missing the yelling that Wolf does.
    Wolf should have been a sports announcer.
    They yell their reports. As opposed to golf announcers who whisper.
    Will someone tell Wolf to tone down his voice?


  7. katy says:

    Friday Night Funnies!

    aka – open thread…


  8. JTitor says:

    The long hot summer scenario put forth by Republican hacks in love with Bush’s wonderlust into disaster, or are they trying to tell us something?

    First, on June 3, 2007, Dennis Milligan, Chair of the Arkansas Republican Party, said, “I think all we need is some attacks on American soil like we had on [9/11]” to make the American people appreciate President Bush and thereby benefit the GOP. (Arkansas GOP head: We need more ‘attacks on American soil’ so people appreciate Bush, rawstory.com)

    Second, on July 7, 2007, former Republican Senator Rick Santorum asserted that a series of “unfortunate events” (meaning terrorist attacks) will occur within the next year and radically alter American citizens’ view of the war. (Santorum Suggests New Terror Attacks Will Change View Of War, prisonplanet.com)

    Third, on July 8, 2007, Lt.. Col. Doug Delaney, Chair of the War Studies Program at the Royal Military College in Kingston, Ontario, suggested the West needs more terrorist attacks on the scale of 9/11 and 7/7 to save a failing foreign policy. (Why military might does not always win, thestar.com)

    Fourth, on July 10, 2007, ABC News with Charlie Gibson reported that senior US intelligence officials insist that an “al-Qaida” terror cell is either already here or on the way, admitting the data is vague and non-specific. (Al Qaeda Cell in the U.S. Or On Its Way, According to New Intel, abcnews.com)

    Fifth, on July 10, 2007, an anonymous U.S. intelligence analyst told the AP that “al-Qaida has rebuilt its operating capability to a level not seen since just before the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks,” according to two AP reporters. (Al-Qaida has rebuilt, U.S. intel warns, news.yahoo.com)

    Sixth, on July 10, 2007, Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff made a major effort to convey to the public he has a “gut feeling” that a new 9/11 is on the way, a report that even drew the attention of The New York Times (“Chertoff Warns of Higher Risk Of Terrorism,” July 11, 2007, page A16).


  9. Mr. President'sleftnut says:

    TP: Thanks for the break. Keep up the good work exposing the most arrogant, corrupt and incompetent administration America has ever had to endure.


  10. dlet says:

    Open thread

    Please people if you live in an area with good tap water drink it. It’s okay….your mother did…..your grandmother did…..its okay.

    Anyway why buy a bottle of water for $1.20 when you can fill the same bottle for $.01 from your tap.


  11. Mr. President says:

    Who cares if someone wants to drink bottled water?


  12. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    Why isn’t this the top story

    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080`
    BBC Reports on Bush’s Grandfather Trying to Engineer Facsist Coup in the US


  13. Jay Randal says:

    Why bother trying to mimic Wolf Blitzer? Just trash Bush > lol.


  14. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    Why isn’t this the top story

    BBC Reports on Bush’s Grandfather Trying to Engineer Facsist Coup in the US
    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080`


  15. Mr. President'sleftnut says:

    11 & 13: because it happened in 1933.

    10: The bottled water industry.



  16. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    Why isn’t this the top story

    BBC Reports on Bush’s Grandfather Trying to Engineer Facsist Coup in the US
    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080`


  17. katy says:

    Schumer vows “No more confirmations of Bush high court nominees“.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 27, 2007 @ 9:03 pm

    i’m rather worried about recess appointments…
    is that possible with the “high court”?


  18. kelso says:

    Watching this guy do Bill O’Reilly is the best. Blitzer, not so much…needs work.. I’d really like to see him make a fool of Chris Matthews.


  19. Egreggious says:

    i’m rather worried about recess appointments…
    is that possible with the “high court”?

    Comment by katy — July 27, 2007 @ 9:09 pm

    I’m not sure how that all works. I would think if a vacancy occurred in the Supreme Court, some kind of emergency session or something might be called if necessary.


  20. hunter6 says:

    18: No. but he could replace Fredo and put in a new Attorney General.


  21. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Chris Mathews likes the way Fred Thompson smells.

    Aren’t liberals tired yet of complaining about George W. Bush? Get a life already.


  22. dlet says:

    Who cares if someone wants to drink bottled water?
    Comment by Mr. President

    Who cares if someone wants to call themselves the president and post stupid remarks. I can go as dumwit as you can….well maybe.


  23. Egreggious says:

    Comment by bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil — July 27, 2007 @ 9:10 pm

    I’m not sure what you’re saying. Are you implying that there’s some kind of genetic defect which makes all members of the Bush family evil? I don’t know enough about DNA to comment on this.


  24. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    “Document uncovers details of a planned coup in the USA in 1933 by a group of right-wing American businessmen. The coup was aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans. The plotters, who were alleged to involve some of the most famous families in America, (owners of Heinz, Birds Eye, Goodtea, Maxwell Hse & George Bush’s Grandfather, Prescott) believed that their country should adopt the policies of Hitler and Mussolini to beat the great depression. Mike Thomson investigates why so little is known about this biggest ever peacetime threat to American democracy.”

    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080


  25. Egreggious says:

    TP is deleting comments on the Tillman thread like mad.

    I wonder what will be left.


  26. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    Egreggious
    Obviously the defect lies in you since Egreggious is actuall spelled egregious


  27. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    Document uncovers details of a planned coup in the USA in 1933 by a group of right-wing American businessmen. The coup was aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans. The plotters, who were alleged to involve some of the most famous families in America, (owners of Heinz, Birds Eye, Goodtea, Maxwell Hse & George Bush’s Grandfather, Prescott) believed that their country should adopt the policies of Hitler and Mussolini to beat the great depression. Mike Thomson investigates why so little is known about this biggest ever peacetime threat to American democracy.”

    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080



  28. dlet says:

    genetic defect which makes all members of the Bush family evil?
    Comment by Egreggious

    I wouldn’t say that there is a genetic defect but being brought up inside a family cocoon as the Bush’s can lead to a form of thinking. If you are brought to believe that you can’t amount to anything it takes great effort to disregard that and make yourself a contributing citizen and when you are hand-held and told that you are better than everyone else it would take a lot of guts to believe that this is not the truth. Unfortunately our boy-king has no delusions of his grandeur. He most certainly believes in his righteousness.


  29. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    Prescott Bush was a traitor to his country. And so very well may be his grandson.


  30. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    dlet
    On the contrary, when you are abandoned by your father and left under the harsh rule of your mother (Barbara was apparently a cruel and vicious mother) and taught the neo-nazi platform of rule by the elite for the elite, it is natural to become a sociopath.


  31. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Prescott Bush was a traitor to his country. And so very well may be his grandson.”

    Prescott Bush was a very, very liberal Republican. Kind of like the posters here at TP.


  32. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    Der Fatherland = The Homeland

    Document uncovers details of a planned coup in the USA in 1933 by a group of right-wing American businessmen. The coup was aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans. The plotters, who were alleged to involve some of the most famous families in America, (owners of Heinz, Birds Eye, Goodtea, Maxwell Hse & George Bush’s Grandfather, Prescott) believed that their country should adopt the policies of Hitler and Mussolini to beat the great depression. Mike Thomson investigates why so little is known about this biggest ever peacetime threat to American democracy.”

    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080


  33. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “I wouldn’t say that there is a genetic defect but being brought up inside a family cocoon as the Bush’s can lead to a form of thinking.”

    How did it happen in Hillary Clinton’s case?


  34. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “He is missing the yelling that Wolf does.”

    He’s a liberal and angry, so he yells a lot.


  35. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    Prescott Bush attempted a coup against US govt
    His grandson Bush is succeeding in that goal

    Prescott was a nazi sympathizer and supporter


  36. Egreggious says:

    Aren’t liberals tired yet of complaining about George W. Bush? Get a life already.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:12 pm

    People are still complaining about Bill Clinton. This is nothing.


  37. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    BBC Reports on Bush’s Grandfather Trying to Engineer Facsist Coup in the US
    `http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/?q=node/25080


  38. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “People are still complaining about Bill Clinton.”

    That he wasn’t liberal enough?


  39. Egreggious says:

    Comment by bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil — July 27, 2007 @ 9:29 pm

    You’ve cracked the case, buckets! Now we can impeach Bush because his grandfather was a Nazi.


  40. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    There were little warning signs but few were paying attention when George Bush the poppy ran for president in 1988 and 1992. First during the campaign it surfaced that one of his campaign staffers was a distributor of pro-Nazi propaganda. Before the ink was dry on the individual’s resignation, further revelations showed there were in fact a number of ex-Nazis on Bush’s campaign staff including Laszlo Pastor and Yaroslav Stetsko. Pastor was a member of the Hungarian Arrow Cross during WWII and served as an envoy to Germany. The Arrow Cross was known to be excessively brutal even to their Nazi allies. Stetsko served as the prime minister of the short lived Ukrainian puppet government. During the short reign of this puppet regime over 100,000 Jews were slaughtered in Lvov. George Bush’s insensitivity towards victims of the holocaust is underlined by his employment of Fred Malek, a well-known collaborator with former Nazis in both his presidential campaigns.

    http://www.spiritone.com/~gdy52150/bushies.htm


  41. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Now we can impeach Bush”

    How are you going to do that?


  42. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    In fact, during the war, Prescott had three companies seized from him for trading with the Nazis. To understand the web of intrigue and follow the money from the Holocaust to the Bush family we need to start with the period immediately surrounding WWI. By 1916 August Thyssen could see that Germany had already lost the Great War and he needed to protect his fortune. His eldest son had been groomed to run the family steel business in the Ruhr. His second son Heinrich discreetly changed his citizenship from German to Hungarian and married the Hungarian aristocrat Baroness Margrit Bornemisza de Kaszon. Near the end of the war August Thyssen opened the Bank voor Handel en Scheepvaart in Rotterdam. Holland was a neutral country during the war and the new bank would serve as the perfect location to launder funds from the Thyssen Bank in Berlin and protect his fortune from allied financial demands. At the end of the war Heinrich now going by the name of Baron Thyssen Bornemisza de Kaszon moved to Rotterdam and became the principal owner of the Bank voor Handel en Scheepvaart. All that remained to be done in August Thyseen’s plan was to set up an American Bank.

    In 1922, Averell Harriman traveled to Germany to set up a branch of W.A. Harriman in Berlin. Harriman had hired George Herbert Walker, George Bush’s grandfather to run both the New York and Berlin branches of his expanding investment firm. During his stay in Germany Harriman had met the Thyseen family and agreed to help the Thyssen’s set up an American bank.

    In 1923, Germany was in economic shambles and Thyssen met with his friend General Ludendorff, who advised him that Germany’s hope lied with Hitler and the Nazi Party. Thyssen soon became a financial backer of the Nazis and Hitler.

    Early in 1924, Hendrick J. Kouwenhoven, the managing director of Bank voor Handel en Scheepvaart, traveled to New York. Meeting with Walker and the Harriman brothers, they founded the Union Banking Corporation. In 1926, August Thyssen died the eldest son Fritz expanded the Thyssen empire by creating United Steel Works. Thyssen also brought Fredich Flick on board. The Thyssen-Flick union was designed to suppress the union movement. As a result of the merger of Thyssen and Flick, George Walker hired his son in law Prescott Bush to manage the United Steel Works account. One division of United Steel Works consisted of both Consolidated Silesian Steel Corporation and the Upper Silesian Coal and Steel Company. Both were located in the mineral rich Silesian area of Poland. The arrangement was extremely profitable for all four men: Thyssen, Flick, Walker and Bush until the depression started in 1929. Congressional investigations after the war showed that United Steel had supplied 50.8 percent of the pig iron in Nazi Germany and likewise was a major supplier of all other ferrous based metal products needed by Hitler’s war machine. Hence, one of the largest munitions makers in Nazi Germany was funded by Prescott Bush, the father and grandfather of two future US Presidents.


  43. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil”

    Every liberal here uses oil every day. What hypocrites.


  44. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Liberals spent almost 8 years complaining about George W. Bush every single day! Jesus. Get a grip already.


  45. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    Hence, one of the largest munitions makers in Nazi Germany was funded by Prescott Bush

    http://www.spiritone.com/~gdy52150/bushies.htm


  46. Egreggious says:

    Thanks for the history lesson, buckets.

    Now, on to the present…


  47. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    The reason Auschwitz was located there was because of the abundant supplies of coal which could be processed into aviation fuel. I.G. Farben soon built a plant near Auschwitz to take advantage of not only of the nearby coal deposits but also of the slave labor supply available at Auschwitz. According to a Dutch intelligence agent, Prescott Bush managed a portion of the slave labor force in Poland.


  48. dlet says:

    Everyday Cons here eat fruit picked by illegals..what hypocrites.


  49. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    On October 20, 1942 the United States government seized Union Banking under the Trading with the Enemy Act. During that summer, The New York Tribune had exposed Bush and Thyssen whom it called Hitler’s Angel. Union Bank’s books revealed a myriad of Nazi money and holding companies. Officials realized they had only scratched the tip of the iceberg. On November 17, 1942, the government seized Silesian American Corporation and placed its operation under the Government Alien Property custodian office.

    http://www.spiritone.com/~gdy52150/bushies.htm


  50. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Everyday Cons here eat fruit picked by illegals..what hypocrites.

    Comment by dlet

    Source?


  51. Egreggious says:

    Everyday Cons here eat fruit picked by illegals..what hypocrites.

    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 9:38 pm

    Nice.


  52. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    On February 8, 1951, Thyssen died in Argentina. Following his death, the Alien Property Custodian released the assets of the Union Banking Corporation to Brown Brothers Harriman. The remaining shareholders quietly cashed in their remaining shares. Prescott Bush received $1.5 million for his share in Union Banking’s blood money.

    This brief article has only scratched the surface of the sordid association of Prescott Bush with the Nazis as he had yet a third company seized from him during the war. In his first run for senator, Prescott was defeated after his position within the eugenics movement was disclosed. George the poppy has followed in his father’s footsteps and retained many of the same family connections with the Nazis. For instance, as chairman of the Republican Party he presided over the formation of the Ethnic Heritage groups of the Republican Party. This was a reward for the Nazi quislings from Eastern Europe for helping in the election of Nixon as president. When two or more ethnic groups were vying for control over a particular group invariably the group with close ties to the Nazis won out. George also shows the same intense interest in population control. Perhaps it was for his beliefs in eugenics, George appointed Draper as his expert on population. Or perhaps it was more of a reward for past services rendered by Draper to the Bush family. Draper was the former general placed in control of the military government‘s economic division after the war. Draper was a rabid racist and member of the Eugenics Society. He was also a former employee of Dillion and Reed, the large Wall Street brokerage house that floated the largest German bond offerings including one for United Steel Works. In his position as economic czar of Germany, he stopped the dismantling of an I.G. Farben plant and was in the ideal slot to protect his former clients that armed Hitler, including Bush.

    The same close associations are apparent with Bush junior. One interesting pattern in international relations is ready observed that the Israeli government moves to the hard right whenever a Bush is in the Oval Office. Considering, Israel has one of the best intelligence agencies in the world and a perhaps the most extensive data base on the holocaust, could the Israeli hard-liners be blackmailing the Bushes? Do they have a smoking gun that would at once end the political aspirations of the entire Bush clan as well as place the family wealth at risk for damages suffered during the Holocaust? One researcher already says the family wealth is at risk in such suits; the ties are that strong.


  53. Egreggious says:

    Every liberal here uses oil every day. What hypocrites.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:33 pm

    Source?


  54. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Did you drive a car today, Egreggious?


  55. Egreggious says:

    Did you drive a car today, Egreggious?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:43 pm

    I don’t drive.


  56. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Did you ride in a car today?


  57. Zehava says:

    Comment by bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil — July 27, 2007 @ 9:41 pm

    Jesus christ, quit spamming the damn blog!


  58. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Jesus christ, quit spamming the damn blog!

    Comment by Zehava

    Pot, meet kettle.


  59. Egreggious says:

    Jesus christ, quit spamming the damn blog!

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 9:44 pm

    It’s gotta be ace.


  60. dlet says:

    Did you ride in a car today?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    I did not drive a car. Did you eat some vegetables or fruit today?


  61. Zehava says:

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:44 pm

    Did you drive a car?
    Ride in a car?
    Ride in a bus or train?
    Did you use anything plastic?
    Watch television?
    Eat junk food?

    Blah, blah, blah….


  62. Egreggious says:

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:45 pm

    It’s gotta be C**T.


  63. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “I did not drive a car.”

    Did you ride in a car?

    “Did you eat some vegetables or fruit today?”

    No.


  64. Egreggious says:

    C**T,

    Are you really going to ask these questions of every liberal here?


  65. Zehava says:

    Pot, meet kettle.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:45 pm

    F*ck off, I haven’t even been here since this morning. There’s more troll shit than ever on this blog. Y’all do that all by yourselves.


  66. Zehava says:

    It’s gotta be ace.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 27, 2007 @ 9:46 pm

    I don’t know. Ace is usually relevant, if a little paranoid.


  67. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Are you really going to ask these questions of every liberal here?”

    No, because it’s obvious that you all used a petrolium product today.


  68. Zehava says:

    No, because it’s obvious that you all used a petrolium product today.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:50 pm

    You’re on a computer. You’re using oil products right now. Hypocrite.


  69. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “F*ck off, I haven’t even been here since this morning.”

    What about under the 10 other names you use?

    “There’s more troll shit than ever on this blog. Y’all do that all by yourselves.”

    In our eyes the liberals are the trolls.


  70. Egreggious says:

    Brass,

    Do you think it is hypocritical for someone opposed to illegal immigration to buy products which those immigrants helped to produce?


  71. dlet says:

    No.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Really? That’s so unhealthy. What do you consume….steak and a quart of oil…like a real Amerkan?


  72. Zehava says:

    What about under the 10 other names you use?

    I am using one name.

    In our eyes the liberals are the trolls.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:51 pm

    Doesn’t matter. This is our blog, not yours.


  73. Mr.ThinkProgress says:

    Stop fighting already. It’s a comedy thread for God’s sake. Lighten up. They’ll be plenty of “serious” threads to follow.


  74. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “You’re on a computer. You’re using oil products right now. Hypocrite.”

    How does that make me a hypocrite?


  75. Zehava says:

    Egg,

    Have things been going like this all day? I haven’t looked at other threads yet.


  76. Egreggious says:

    On the lighter side, of the big three, apparently only NBC reported on the latest developments in the Tillman case … third or fourth story.


  77. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Do you think it is hypocritical for someone opposed to illegal immigration to buy products which those immigrants helped to produce?”

    Yes, if you can prove it.


  78. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “I am using one name.”

    You don’t use any other screen name?

    “Doesn’t matter. This is our blog, not yours.”

    Sorry, this blog is for all of us to use.


  79. Egreggious says:

    Have things been going like this all day? I haven’t looked at other threads yet.

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 9:54 pm

    There have been some productive lulls. But we’ve had the big three in trolldom most of the day, P, Flaccid, and C**T.


  80. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Have things been going like this all day? I haven’t looked at other threads yet.

    Comment by Zehava

    Sh*t, I got namejacked while I was here earlier.


  81. dlet says:

    Yes, if you can prove it.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Exactly. The only oil products I use in my car come from Canada…our biggest supplier. Prove I am wrong, dipstick.


  82. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “apparently only NBC reported on the latest developments in the Tillman case”

    That’s because they aren’t “developments.” We have known for a long time now that Tillman died from friendly fire.


  83. Egreggious says:

    Yes, if you can prove it.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:55 pm

    It is not hypocritical if you can’t prove it.

    If I happen to consume only domestic oil and not imported oil, am I a hypocrite? What if you can’t prove it?


  84. Zehava says:

    How does that make me a hypocrite?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:53 pm

    You seem to be holding yourself to a different standard than you would hold liberals.


  85. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    “The prisoners of Auschwitz who were able to work were shipped to 30 different companies. One of the companies was the vast Consolidated Silesian Steel Corporation . THyssen and Flick sold Consolidated Steel to UBC. Under the complete control of Harriman and management of Bush, the company became Silesian American Corporation which became part of UBC and Harriman’s portfolio of 15 corporations . A portion of the slave labor force in Poland was “managed by Prescott Bush” according to a Dutch intelligence agent.”

    http://newsmine.org/dbsrv/cabal-elite/families/bush-dynasty/bush-prescott-holocaust.pdf


  86. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    We have known for a long time now that Tillman died from friendly fire.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Conjecture.


  87. dlet says:

    We have known for a long time now that Tillman died from friendly fire.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    That’s the way Cons say JFK and MLK died.


  88. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Exactly. The only oil products I use in my car come from Canada…our biggest supplier.”

    Only from Canada? Do you have a source for that?


  89. Zehava says:

    Sorry, this blog is for all of us to use.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:56 pm

    You’re right. Anyone can comment here. I never said you couldn’t.
    It is still our blog — ThinkProgress.


  90. Egreggious says:

    Only from Canada? Do you have a source for that?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:59 pm

    Idiot, we don’t have to prove it. You said so yourself.


  91. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “If I happen to consume only domestic oil and not imported oil, am I a hypocrite?”

    No. Can you show that you only do that?


  92. dlet says:

    Only from Canada? Do you have a source for that?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    I am only asking you to do the same thing you are asking everyone else. Prove me wrong. I know that its true. Prove me wrong arsehat.


  93. Zehava says:

    There have been some productive lulls. But we’ve had the big three in trolldom most of the day, P, Flaccid, and C**T.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 27, 2007 @ 9:56 pm

    Geez, those guys are relentless.


  94. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “You seem to be holding yourself to a different standard than you would hold liberals.”

    No, I’m not.


  95. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Idiot”

    What are you calling me names for?


  96. Egreggious says:

    “Do you think it is hypocritical for someone opposed to illegal immigration to buy products which those immigrants helped to produce?”

    Yes, if you can prove it.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:55 pm

    Read slowly. Very, very slowly. Now think.


  97. Zehava says:

    Sh*t, I got namejacked while I was here earlier.
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 9:57 pm

    F*cking cowards. That is so weak.


  98. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “I know that its true. Prove me wrong arsehat.”

    There is no need for name calling. Stop that right now.

    Where do you buy your gasoline?


  99. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    In 1980 when George HW Bushwas elected vice president, he placed his father’s family inheritance in a blind trust. The trust was managed by his old friend and quail hunting partner , William Stamps Farish III. Bush’s choice of Farish to manage the family wealth is quite revealing in that it demonstrates that the former president might know exactly where some of his inheritance originated. Farish’s grandfather, William Farish Jr. on March 25th, 1942, pleaded no contest to conspiring with Nazi Germany while President of Standard Oil in New Jersey.


  100. Egreggious says:

    What are you calling me names for?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:02 pm

    It’s our blog, idiot.


  101. Zehava says:

    No, I’m not.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:02 pm

    Whatever.


  102. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    We have known for a long time now that Tillman died from friendly fire.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    That’s the way Cons say JFK and MLK died.

    Comment by dlet

    Source?


  103. dlet says:

    Where do you buy your gasoline?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    At the gas station.


  104. Egreggious says:

    Where do you buy your gasoline?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:04 pm

    Where do you buy your vegetables?


  105. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    In 1980 when George HW Bushwas elected vice president, he placed his father’s family inheritance in a blind trust. The trust was managed by his old friend and quail hunting partner , William Stamps Farish III. Bush’s choice of Farish to manage the family wealth is quite revealing in that it demonstrates that the former president might know exactly where some of his inheritance originated. Farish’s grandfather, William Farish Jr. on March 25th, 1942, pleaded no contest to conspiring with Nazi Germany while President of Standard Oil in New Jersey.


  106. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Source?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Pssst… i think that comment was meant as “sarcasm”.


  107. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “It’s our blog, idiot.”

    It’s just as much my blog.


  108. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    At the gas station.

    Comment by dlet

    Which one?


  109. TripMaster Monkey says:

    Egreggious sez:

    It’s gotta be ace.

    Not his style. Paragraphs are too long, and there’s no links.


  110. spit take says:

    “Do you think it is hypocritical for someone opposed to illegal immigration to buy products which those immigrants helped to produce?”

    Yes, if you can prove it.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 9:55 pm

    Why does someone else have to prove it?

    If you’re opposed to illegal immigration yet you puchase and consume the produce harvested by illegalk labr, then you are even more of a hypocrite than a liberal who wants to end the war yet drives a car.

    Especially since you guys have always said this war has nothing to do with oil, it’s about freeing the Iraqis.

    But the point is, if you ‘re a hypocrite, you’re a hypocrite. We don’t have to prove anything. It’s not like if we can’t prove it, then you’re not a hypocrite.

    What we believe or can prove has no bearing on the actual facts. I know you guys think spin is powerful, but it really doesn’t change facts.


  111. Egreggious says:

    Not his style. Paragraphs are too long, and there’s no links.

    Comment by TripMaster Monkey — July 27, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

    I stand corrected.


  112. dlet says:

    Read slowly. Very, very slowly. Now think.
    Comment by Egreggious

    Are you saying that he groups all immigrants(illegal or legal) in his hateful insinuations? My German grandma would hate him so much.


  113. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Which one?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007

    The one on the corner… duh!


  114. dlet says:

    Which one?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    The one on the corner.


  115. Zehava says:

    Not his style. Paragraphs are too long, and there’s no links.
    Comment by TripMaster Monkey — July 27, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

    Concern troll.

    And the other one is just “taking up space and time” troll. *yawn*


  116. Egreggious says:

    “spit” on him!


  117. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    It’s just as much my blog.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007

    And we’re free to ridicule the bejeesus outta ya too!


  118. Zehava says:

    The one on the corner.
    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 10:08 pm

    Too funny….


  119. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “The one on the corner.”

    The name is?


  120. dlet says:

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity

    Beat me by one minute. I must learn to no-looky type.


  121. Zehava says:

    The one on the corner… duh!
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 10:07 pm

    Another cheesy comedian!


  122. Egreggious says:

    The name is?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:09 pm

    The name is Irrelevant.


  123. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    If you’re opposed to illegal immigration yet you puchase and consume the produce harvested by illegalk labr, then you are even more of a hypocrite than a liberal who wants to end the war yet drives a car.

    ———-

    How so?


  124. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    The name is?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Fred’s, no wait… Chuckie’s… ah, hm… I got it! George W’s!


  125. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Another cheesy comedian!

    Comment by Zehava

    Did someone say “cheese”?


  126. Zehava says:

    The name is Irrelevant.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 27, 2007 @ 10:11 pm

    That’s an interesting name for a gas station. :)


  127. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    How Bush’s grandfather helped Hitler’s rise to power

    Rumours of a link between the US first family and the Nazi war machine have circulated for decades. Now the Guardian can reveal how repercussions of events that culminated in action under the Trading with the Enemy Act are still being felt by today’s president

    Ben Aris in Berlin and Duncan Campbell in Washington
    Saturday September 25, 2004
    The Guardian

    George Bush’s grandfather, the late US senator Prescott Bush, was a director and shareholder of companies that profited from their involvement with the financial backers of Nazi Germany.
    The Guardian has obtained confirmation from newly discovered files in the US National Archives that a firm of which Prescott Bush was a director was involved with the financial architects of Nazism.

    His business dealings, which continued until his company’s assets were seized in 1942 under the Trading with the Enemy Act, has led more than 60 years later to a civil action for damages being brought in Germany against the Bush family by two former slave labourers at Auschwitz and to a hum of pre-election controversy.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1312540,00.html


  128. Egreggious says:

    That’s an interesting name for a gas station. :)

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 10:12 pm

    That’s why I go there.


  129. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Why don’t you ride your bike instead of driving your car?


  130. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Beat me by one minute. I must learn to no-looky type.

    Comment by dlet

    You must learn to be One w/ the comeback, Grass hopper.


  131. Zehava says:

    Did someone say “cheese”?
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 10:12 pm

    Mmmmm, cheese. :)

    This Brass dude is like the michael troll, but he uses better punctuation and fewer question marks.


  132. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Fred’s, no wait… Chuckie’s… ah, hm… I got it! George W’s!

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity

    I’ll give you some time to think about it.


  133. dlet says:

    The name is?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Canada Joe’s…or something like that….anyway I evoke my privilege to not speak to you further. If you need to prove my statement is wrong you need to use other sources. Good luck.


  134. Egreggious says:

    Why does Al Gore fly on airplanes?

    Why is Michael Moore fat?

    Why is Hillary Clinton still married to Bill?


  135. Zehava says:

    Why don’t you ride your bike instead of driving your car?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:14 pm

    You didn’t answer my questions above.

    Do you ride your bike?


  136. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Why don’t you ride your bike instead of driving your car?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    I walk an enormous amount. Great for your health. So many Americans are overweight these days, and on too many presciptions drugs. Walk. You’ll lose weight, lots of your health problems will get better if not go away. You’ll save money, the air will be cleaner…


  137. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    The Herald-Tribune article did not identify Bush or Harriman as executives of UBC, or Brown Brothers Harriman, in which they were partners, as UBC’s private banker. A confidential FBI memo from that period suggested, without naming the Bush and Harriman families, that politically prominent individuals were about to come under official U.S. government scrutiny as Hitler’s plunder of Europe continued unabated.

    After the “Hitler’s Angel” article was published Bush and Harriman made no attempts to divest themselves of the controversial Thyssen financial alliance, nor did they challenge the newspaper report that UBC was, in fact, a de facto Nazi front organization in the U.S.

    Instead, the government documents show, Bush and his partners increased their subterfuge to try to conceal the true nature and ownership of their various businesses, particularly after the U.S. entered the war. `
    http://www.rense.com/general42/bshnazi.htm


  138. dlet says:

    Why don’t you ride your bike instead of driving your car?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Because I take the subway. Jeez you don’t know anything about me do you?


  139. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “I evoke my privilege to not speak to you further.”

    That’s fine. There are many other libs here.


  140. Egreggious says:

    This Brass dude is like the michael troll, but he uses better punctuation and fewer question marks.

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 10:14 pm

    I hadn’t thought of that. It is Ann Coulter after all!


  141. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    I’ll give you some time to think about it.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007

    I sometimes think an awful lot…. hrs, even days… before answering trolls.


  142. Egreggious says:

    “I evoke my privilege to not speak to you further.”

    That’s fine. There are many other libs here.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:16 pm

    I suggest we make it a blanket privilege.


  143. dlet says:

    You must learn to be One w/ the comeback, Grass hopper.
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity

    I shall learn the ways of the Farce.


  144. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “You didn’t answer my questions above.”

    I’m sorry, which ones were those?

    “Do you ride your bike?”

    For exercise. I drive a Prius.


  145. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    There are many other libs here.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Just out of curiosity, define “libs”…


  146. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    I shall learn the ways of the Farce.

    Comment by dlet

    Indeed, dlet… may the Farce be w/ you.

    (Sorry, Z… I’m using your material now… but at least I use footnotes!)


  147. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    Sullivan & Cromwell was not the only firm engaged in funding Germany. According to ‘The Splendid Blond Beast,’ Christopher Simpson’s seminal history of the politics of genocide and profit, Brown Brothers, Harriman was another bank that specialized in investments in Germany. The key figure was Averill Harriman, a dominating figure in the American establishment. . . .

    “The firm originally was known as W. A. Harriman & Company. The link between Harriman & Company’s American investors and Thyssen started in the 1920s, through the Union Banking Corporation, which began trading in 1924. In just one three-year period, the Harriman firm sold more than $50 million of German bonds to American investors. ‘Bert’ Walker was Union Banking’s president, and the firm was located in the offices of Averill Harriman’s company at 39 Broadway in New York.

    “In 1926 Bert Walker did a favor for his new son-in-law, Prescott Bush. It was the sort of favor families do to help their children make a start in life, but Prescott came to regret it bitterly. Walker made Prescott vice president of W. A. Harriman. The problem was that Walker’s specialty was companies that traded with Germany. As Thyssen and the other German industrialists consolidated Hitler’s political power in the 1930s, an American financial connection was needed. According to our sources, Union Banking became an out-and-out Nazi money-laundering machine. . . .

    http://emperors-clothes.com/articles/randy/swas5.htm


  148. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    For exercise. I drive a Prius.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Is it a hybrid Prius?


  149. spit take says:

    If you’re opposed to illegal immigration yet you puchase and consume the produce harvested by illegal labor, then you are even more of a hypocrite than a liberal who wants to end the war yet drives a car.

    ———-

    How so?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:11 pm

    I can understand why you wouldn’t get it from my detailed explanation above, so I’ll break it don further for ya. Note that I’m going y the standards that you proposed — i. e., a liberal who hates the war yet uses oil.

    Why are you a hypocrite? Because you’re happily consuming the “fruits” (no pun intended) of illegal labor, which helps supply most the produce consumed in the US. By your standards, THAT is hypocritical.

    Why is a liberal who opposes the war NOT hypocritical? Because the war is NOT ABOUT OIL, according to the President and the right-wing echo chamber. So the two issues should be entirely unrelated, from your perspective. Also, as several have pointed out, Canada is our biggest foreign supplier, and the US produces about 40% of our needs, if my memory is correct.

    So the liklihood that any oil consumed by any one person in any one day is far, far smaller than the liklihood that that same person has consumed a piece of produce that has been helped along its path to market by illegal labor.


  150. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    “Walker also set up a deal to take over the North American operations of the Hamburg-Amerika Line, a cover for I.G. Farben’s Nazi espionage unit in the United States. The shipping line smuggled in German agents, propaganda, and money for bribing American politicians to see things Hitler’s way. The holding company was Walker’s American Shipping & Commerce, which shared the offices at 39 Broadway with Union Banking. In an elaborate corporate paper trail, Harriman’s stock in American Shipping & Commerce was controlled by yet another holding company, the Harriman Fifteen Corporation, run out of Walker’s office. The directors of this company were Averill Harriman, Bert Walker, and Prescott Bush. . . .

    http://emperors-clothes.com/articles/randy/swas5.htm


  151. Egreggious says:

    spit, remind me never to debate you.


  152. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Why is a liberal who opposes the war NOT hypocritical? Because the war is NOT ABOUT OIL”

    You don’t believe the war is about oil?


  153. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    The government investigation against Prescott Bush continued. Just before the storm broke, his son, George, abandoned his plans to enter Yale and enlisted in the U.S. Army. It was, say our sources among the former intelligence officers, a valiant attempt by an eighteen-year-old boy to save the family’s honor.

    “Young George was in flight school in October 1942, when the U.S. government charged his father with running Nazi front groups in the United States. Under the Trading with the Enemy Act, all the shares of the Union Banking Corporation were seized, including those held by Prescott Bush as being in effect held for enemy nationals. Union Banking, of course, was an affiliate of Brown Brothers, Harriman, and Bush handled the Harrimans’ investments as well.

    “Once the government had its hands on Bush’s books, the whole story of the intricate web of Nazi front corporations began to unravel. A few days later two of Union Banking’s subsidiaries — the Holland American Trading Corporation and the Seamless Steel Equipment Corporation — also were seized. Then the government went after the Harriman Fifteen Holding Company, which Bush shared with his father- in-law, Bert Walker, the Hamburg-Amerika Line, and the Silesian- American Corporation. The U.S. government found that huge sections of Prescott Bush’s empire had been operated on behalf of Nazi Germany and had greatly assisted the German war effort.”
    http://emperors-clothes.com/articles/randy/swas5.htm


  154. Egreggious says:

    You don’t believe the war is about oil?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:22 pm

    Read very, very slowly. Then think.


  155. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    You don’t believe the war is about oil?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    But… but… the Bush Adminstation has STEADFASTLY insisted this war is not about oil. Did George lie to us?


  156. spit take says:

    “Why is a liberal who opposes the war NOT hypocritical? Because the war is NOT ABOUT OIL”

    You don’t believe the war is about oil?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:22 pm

    Nice try at stripping context. Why don’t you quote the whole sentence and then ask again:

    Because the war is NOT ABOUT OIL, according to the President and the right-wing echo chamber. So the two issues should be entirely unrelated, from your perspective.

    Now, you wanna take another crack at that?


  157. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    BBC Reports on Bush’s Grandfather Trying to Engineer Facsist Coup in the US
    Submitted by davidswanson on Wed, 2007-07-25 17:02. Media
    The Whitehouse Coup
    By BBC

    Document uncovers details of a planned coup in the USA in 1933 by a group of right-wing American businessmen. The coup was aimed at toppling President Franklin D Roosevelt with the help of half-a-million war veterans. The plotters, who were alleged to involve some of the most famous families in America, (owners of Heinz, Birds Eye, Goodtea, Maxwell Hse & George Bush’s Grandfather, Prescott) believed that their country should adopt the policies of Hitler and Mussolini to beat the great depression. Mike Thomson investigates why so little is known about this biggest ever peacetime threat to American democracy.


  158. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “But… but… the Bush Adminstation has STEADFASTLY insisted this war is not about oil.”

    Do you think it is?


  159. Egreggious says:

    Part of the hypocrisy is that Ann Coulter insists we tell her where we buy our gas, but refuses to tell us where she buys her vegetables.


  160. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Now, you wanna take another crack at that?

    Comment by spit take — July 27, 2007 @ 10:25 pm

    Try answering my initial question. Do you think the war in Iraq is about oil?


  161. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Do you think it is?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    But… but… wouldn’t I be supporting the enemy if I disagreed w/ the Deciderer?


  162. spit take says:

    And, by the way, 3DHS, I don’t think you ever answered the question about where you buy produce?


  163. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    I buy my produce at whole foods.


  164. Mr. President says:

    Say, did y’all here about GWB’s grand-pappy?


  165. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    Impeach Bush for war crimes against humanity


  166. Mr. President says:

    oops… “hear”

    hehehe


  167. Zehava says:

    (Sorry, Z… I’m using your material now… but at least I use footnotes!)
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 10:19 pm

    Feel free, my cheesy friend. :)


  168. DAGIM says:

    Aw come on MR P. lighten up. BTW I went to school with many conservatives and democrats my whole life. I find politics, and pundits, not worth getting angry over. They need their cages rattled.

    I have to admit that SNL did some really great skits on Clinton and Bush Sr. SNL, though I don’t watch Tee-Bee much lately, is kinda like South Park. They pick on everyone. =)


  169. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

    Impeach Bush for war crimes against humanity and put him in jail


  170. Zehava says:

    Brass dude doesn’t debate.

    He asks questions, doesn’t bother to answer questions asked of him, and is a general waste of time.

    Still like the michael troll……that ain’t sayin’ much….


  171. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “He asks questions, doesn’t bother to answer questions asked of him, and is a general waste of time.”

    What question didn’t I answer?


  172. bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil says:

  173. Egreggious says:

    I buy my produce at whole foods.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:28 pm

    See, that wasn’t that hard.

    (Though why you’d be hanging out with all those dirty hippies is beyond me).


  174. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    What question didn’t I answer?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Just out of curiosity, define “libs”…

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 10:18 pm


  175. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Comment by Mr. President — July 27, 2007 @ 10:28 pm

    I admit, I’m glad I wasn’t drinking when I read that–thanks for the laugh, PiP, it broke up the ‘brass’ boredom. :D


  176. spit take says:

    Try answering my initial question. Do you think the war in Iraq is about oil?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:26 pm

    Your “initial question” is completely unrelated to the issue, which was who is the greater hypocrite. Your “initial question” also followed a statement of mine that you had to take out of context in order to even pose the question in the first place.

    You made the claim that a liberal who opposes the war is hypocritical if he drives a car. You could only make that connection if you believed the war was about oil, which is counter to the rhetoric shoveled by the administration and its defenders daily. I didn’t make the connection. My beliefs don’t enter into it. Your dishonesty in stripping my statement of context and challenging my belief does enter into it. And doesn’t make you look too good.


  177. DAGIM says:

    …cheesy friend. Comment by Zehava

    It aint easy being cheesy, or fishy, for that matter >=]|)*>


  178. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    (Though why you’d be hanging out with all those dirty hippies is beyond me).

    Comment by Egreggious

    Don’t forget, Brass also drives a Prius… hmmm… wearing Birkenstocks by any chance?


  179. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Your “initial question” is completely unrelated to the issue, which was who is the greater hypocrite. Your “initial question” also followed a statement of mine that you had to take out of context in order to even pose the question in the first place.

    You made the claim that a liberal who opposes the war is hypocritical if he drives a car. You could only make that connection if you believed the war was about oil, which is counter to the rhetoric shoveled by the administration and its defenders daily. I didn’t make the connection. My beliefs don’t enter into it. Your dishonesty in stripping my statement of context and challenging my belief does enter into it. And doesn’t make you look too good.

    Comment by spit take — July 27, 2007 @ 10:34 pm

    —————

    I still don’t see an answer in there.


  180. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Say, did y’all here about GWB’s grand-pappy?

    Comment by Mr. President

    You mean Prscott Bush, the notorious Nazi sympathizer?


  181. Egreggious says:

    You mean Prscott Bush, the notorious Nazi sympathizer?

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 10:37 pm

    Who passed his Nazi genes on to his grandson?


  182. dlet says:

    I buy my produce at whole foods.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Oh the company that brands its foodstuff as “natural”. Try looking that definition at USDA. Oh yeah and they also admit to union busting….wonder why…workers…maybe. And that was the point from the beginning.


  183. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Who passed his Nazi genes on to his grandson?

    Comment by Egreggious

    I think Li’l Georgie got more than just the genes. He got the entire wardrobe, including the armbands.


  184. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Oh the company that brands its foodstuff as “natural”.”

    Yeah, so? Where do you buy your produce?


  185. dlet says:

    Comment by spit take — July 27, 2007 @ 10:34 pm
    —————
    I still don’t see an answer in there.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Please spitake. Use smaller words next time.


  186. Zehava says:

    It aint easy being cheesy, or fishy, for that matter >=]|)*>
    Comment by DAGIM — July 27, 2007 @ 10:34 pm

    Hello, my fishy friend. :)

    Life treating you well?


  187. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    I buy my produce at whole foods.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Does that include sugar beets, by any chance? Just asking.


  188. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 10:40 pm

    Well done! :)


  189. dlet says:

    Yeah, so? Where do you buy your produce?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    At the local market. By the way…love the “Yeah, so?”…puts you in perspective.


  190. Zehava says:

    Please spitake. Use smaller words next time.
    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 10:40 pm

    Shit, I don’t know why he bothers.


  191. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Please spitake. Use smaller words next time.”

    Spit take gave a very wordy answer, but he forgot to answer my question.


  192. Egreggious says:

    Yeah, so? Where do you buy your produce?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:40 pm

    At the produce stand.

    On the corner.

    It’s called Irrelevant.


  193. Zehava says:

    Does that include sugar beets, by any chance? Just asking.
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 10:41 pm

    Isn’t that just a little personal? :-D


  194. Egreggious says:

    dlet “beets” me by one minute!


  195. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “At the local market.”

    Which was picked by illegals.


  196. dlet says:

    At the produce stand.
    On the corner.
    It’s called Irrelevant.
    Comment by Egreggious

    Damn. They have everything.


  197. Zehava says:

    Well done! :)
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 27, 2007 @ 10:41 pm

    Hi, Jane! It’s a hot Friday night, but at least it’s Friday. :)


  198. Egreggious says:

    Which was picked by illegals.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:43 pm

    Your point being?


  199. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Damn. They have everything.

    Comment by dlet

    You never answer any questions.


  200. Zehava says:

    Which was picked by illegals.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:43 pm

    How do you know that?


  201. DAGIM says:

    Life treating you well?

    Comment by Zehava

    Heelo. well actually it hot outside, durn hot, and I was bending over the hood changing the carburetor *(&*% But got it changed before darkthirty and only need to do some adjustments afore getting it inspected. Things are as usual.

    How are u doing dis frieday eebnin’ Ze?


  202. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Which was picked by illegals.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:43 pm

    Your point being?

    Comment by Egreggious

    According to Zehava, you’re a hypocrite.


  203. Egreggious says:

    You never answer any questions.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:45 pm

    Your point being?


  204. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “How do you know that?”

    I was going by what you said.


  205. Zehava says:

    According to Zehava, you’re a hypocrite.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:45 pm

    Can it, Brass. Don’t put words in my mouth.


  206. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    You never answer any questions.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:45 pm

    Your point being?

    Comment by Egreggious

    You’re a waste of time.


  207. dlet says:

    How do you know that?
    Comment by Zehava

    He doesn’t.

    You never answer any questions.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    See. Yes I do.


  208. Egreggious says:

    According to Zehava, you’re a hypocrite.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:45 pm

    Z, how dare you?!?!


  209. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Can it, Brass. Don’t put words in my mouth.

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 10:46 pm

    You “said” them.


  210. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    How do you know that?
    Comment by Zehava

    He doesn’t.

    You never answer any questions.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    See. Yes I do.

    Comment by dlet

    The posts are getting shorter and shorter now.


  211. spit take says:

    I still don’t see an answer in there.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:36 pm

    I don’t see any evidence that you read or comprehended what I wrote.


  212. Zehava says:

    How are u doing dis frieday eebnin’ Ze?
    Comment by DAGIM — July 27, 2007 @ 10:45 pm

    Doing well, my friend. It’s been mucho hot here as well, but it’s down to 90 degrees. Life is good. :)


  213. dlet says:

    brAssmask,

    Why are you here? Really?


  214. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Spit take, got an anser yet?


  215. Zehava says:

    I was going by what you said.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:46 pm

    I never said one word about illegals. You can check.


  216. Egreggious says:

    …but it’s down to 90 degrees.

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 10:48 pm

    Missing that Oregon rain yet?


  217. Zehava says:

    You “said” them.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:47 pm

    I never “said” them about Egg. F*ck off.

    You’re a useless fool.


  218. spit take says:

    Spit take, got an anser yet?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:49 pm

    Nope. My answer has nothing to do with the issue.

    I suspect you know that and are just clinging to any distraction that floats within reach.

    Or maybe you’re just not very bright. Is that it?


  219. Egreggious says:

    You’re a useless fool.

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 10:51 pm

    Good for a cheap laugh, at least.


  220. Zehava says:

    Missing that Oregon rain yet?
    Comment by Egreggious — July 27, 2007 @ 10:49 pm

    God, yes.

    We had a little rain last night from a thunderstorm, but it sparked fires as well. It’s so dry here right now, it’s scary.

    My son wants me to move over there, and it’s definitely a consideration when I’m done with school.


  221. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Is the Iraq war about oil?


  222. dlet says:

    …but it’s down to 90 degrees.
    Comment by Zehava

    I just came back from Greece and Bulgaria where it was 43 c which from the way I felt I think it was 140 F in the shade. The travel agent didn’t tell me that we would be that close to the sun.


  223. Egreggious says:

    We had a little rain last night from a thunderstorm, but it sparked fires as well. It’s so dry here right now, it’s scary.

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 10:52 pm

    Maybe you’ll get a visit from Raven. Last I heard s/he was in Idaho.


  224. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Spit take, got an anser yet?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:49 pm

    Nope.

    Comment by spit take

    Didn’t think so. You’re long rant was just a distraction.


  225. Zehava says:

    Egg,

    See what I mean about these trolls? I get trashed for saying “hello,” but they fill up entire threads with complete crap.


  226. dlet says:

    brAssmask,
    Why are you here? Really?
    Comment by dlet

    You never answer any questions.


  227. Egreggious says:

    I just came back from Greece and Bulgaria where it was 43 c which from the way I felt I think it was 140 F in the shade. The travel agent didn’t tell me that we would be that close to the sun.

    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 10:53 pm

    Suck it up. Our Soldiers endure it day after day. :)


  228. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Zehava take it to chat. This is a political forum.


  229. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    You never answer any questions.

    Comment by dlet

    That is a lie.


  230. Egreggious says:

  231. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Hot here, too, Z, but not unbearably. And, yes, after another crappy week at work (even w/taking Monday off), it is finally Friday!

    Wolf Blitzer has got to be one of the most boring “journalists” on TV. He really needs voice lessons–he has such a monotonous voice, and his idea of emphasis is simply to make the monotone a little louder. Not to mention that he doesn’t seem to know enough to contradict any of his guests who spout talking points. He asks stupid questions, but, like Tweety sometimes, he doesn’t seem to pay attention to the answers because he’s too intent on getting to the next question. Plus I hate the set–all those stupid screens are just annoying.

    That’s pretty much it for me “on topic”. Oh, and my favorite Darrell Hammond “Clinton” is the “I…am…bulletproof!” one. Classic!


  232. Egreggious says:

    That is a lie.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:56 pm

    We don’t use the word “lie” around here. Try “misleading statement.”


  233. Zehava says:

    Maybe you’ll get a visit from Raven. Last I heard s/he was in Idaho.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 27, 2007 @ 10:54 pm

    I’m glad I said goodbye to him prematurely. I wondered if he’d gotten the call. I suspect the fires in southern Idaho are worse than up here, but we do a have a nasty one nearby. Thank goodness we’re not getting the smoke like last year.


  234. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Spit take, if you think the war in Iraq is about oil you are a hypocrite. Care to answer my question yet?


  235. Zehava says:

    Zehava take it to chat. This is a political forum.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:55 pm

    Get f*cked, assw*pe. You haven’t made a comment on topic YET.

    I’ll do what I please.


  236. dlet says:

    Suck it up. Our Soldiers endure it day after day. :)
    Comment by Egreggious

    I feel for them. But the only thing I could do was suck down some cold ones. Interestingly, I did meet a Bulgarian who was in Iraq and had nothing but good things to say about our troops. He even swapped boots with a GI. He was part of our group (friends I have made there) and he was legit. Anyway with my limited Bulgarian I didn’t broach the subject if he thought it was a just war.


  237. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Zehava, nobody cares about your personal chit chat. Take it out of here, honey before I report it to TP.


  238. DAGIM says:

    Is the Iraq war about oil?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    The freedom operation was about Democracy and creating an environment of commerce. Iraq is loaded with oil. Of course the democratic experiment is about oil and the oil laws.

    Lemme see If I can find a Wolfowitz quote michael.

    The clip showed Wolfowitz telling a congressional panel, “It’s hard to conceive that it would take more forces to provide stability in post-Saddam Iraq than it would take to conduct the war itself,” and “The oil revenue of that country could bring between 50 and 100 billion dollars over the course of the next two or three years. We’re dealing with a country that could really finance its own reconstruction, and relatively soon”
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A52375-2005Mar20.html


  239. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Get f*cked, assw*pe.”

    Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?


  240. dlet says:

    You never answer any questions.
    Comment by dlet

    That is a lie.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Then answer why you are here? Really?


  241. Zehava says:

    I just came back from Greece and Bulgaria where it was 43 c which from the way I felt I think it was 140 F in the shade. The travel agent didn’t tell me that we would be that close to the sun.
    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 10:53 pm

    Holy crap, that converts to 109F. It must have been hard to enjoy a vacation with that heat.


  242. spit take says:

    Didn’t think so. You’re long rant was just a distraction.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:54 pm

    Your response confirms that you lack at least one of the following:

    reading comprehension
    intellectual honesty
    basic understanding of logic

    I’m guessing it’s at least two.

    For instance, your refusal to admit that you took my quote out of context in order to pose your irrelevant question in the first place points to a lack of intellectual honesty.

    Yet your obsessive focus on your irrelevant question points to a lack of reading comprehension.

    So I’m guessing that you lack at least those two characteristics.


  243. Egreggious says:

    Can I say something about hypocrisy? I think it’s over-rated. We all have to make compromises in our life.

    I think there is some hypocrisy that is worse than others. Cheney making tons of dough on this war when it his war to begin with – that’s a level of hypocrisy that I find abhorrent.

    I don’t mind so much if Ann Coulter eats vegetables picked by illegal immigrants. I just hope she thinks about it from time to time when she does so.


  244. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Zehava I just reported you to TP.


  245. dlet says:

    Comment by Zehava

    Actually we spent our time visiting family so it was a lot of early morning fishing….afternoon sleeping and late night drinking….so yeah it was enjoyable. but damn it was hot.


  246. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “Zehava… honey…”

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:00 pm

    Pssst…I think he likes you, Zehava! Wait, didn’t someone wink at you the other night? ;-)


  247. Zehava says:

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 27, 2007 @ 10:56 pm

    I can’t stand tv news. I’m always looking forward to the next question, and they cut off the interview to go to commercial — and never pick it up again! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!


  248. Zehava says:

    Zehava I just reported you to TP.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:02 pm

    Good for you.

    Here’s a cookie.


  249. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Then answer why you are here? Really?

    Comment by dlet

    It’s interesting to talk to one liberal who constantly name changes.


  250. dlet says:

    Zehava I just reported you to TP.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    OOOOhhhhhh….Z. Man, if they ask I didn’t talk with you. My mom would kill me.


  251. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Spit take, just answer yes or no. Do you think the Iraq war is about oil?



  252. dlet says:

    It’s interesting to talk to one liberal who constantly name changes.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Yes, my first accusation of name changing by a troll. {pop} mmmmm….good champagne.


  253. Zehava says:

    Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:00 pm

    Yeah, I do. My dad, too.

    They taught me to stand up for myself, and not take shit from the likes of you.


  254. spit take says:

    Spit take, if you think the war in Iraq is about oil you are a hypocrite. Care to answer my question yet?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 10:58 pm

    I already explained several times why your question was irrelevant. I know, I know, I used a lot of words and I can understand why you got lost.

    Can you explain why if someone thinks the war is about oil then they’re a hypocrite?

    When you answer, you might keep in mind the Mirian-Webster definitions of “hypocrite”:

    1 : a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
    2 : a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings


  255. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Yes, my first accusation of name changing by a troll.”

    Remember, in our eyes it is you who is the troll. A three headed troll who keeps name changing.


  256. Lee J. Cobb says:

    hey Spit Take. Is this the old “If you think that then you have to do something about it” line of crap from Brassmask? very original.


  257. Zehava says:

    OOOOhhhhhh….Z. Man, if they ask I didn’t talk with you. My mom would kill me.
    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 11:04 pm

    Thank you for your support. :-D


  258. Egreggious says:

    Lee,

    You’ve just stepped in a pile of sh*t.


  259. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Can you explain why if someone thinks the war is about oil then they’re a hypocrite?”

    You have a lot of nerve asking me a question, when you have been avoiding mine for the past hundred posts. When you have the courage to answer my question, I will play with you.


  260. Egreggious says:

    Thank you for your support. :-D

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 11:07 pm

    Zehava? I don’t know any Zehava.


  261. Zehava says:

    hey Zehava, ;)
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 27, 2007 @ 11:05 pm

    Hi, Lee J! Welcome to my living room!

    Would like a nice squiggly straw for this fresh Big Box O’ Wine?


  262. dlet says:

    A three headed troll who keeps name changing.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    I would say “prove it” but think what you want. No skin off my back. And if you don’t like it….leave.


  263. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 11:03 pm

    I’m never home during the week in time to watch the “evening news”, I’m lucky to get home just before Keith is on (8:00 pm eastern.) I haven’t watched MSM “news” in years. BTW, Wayne and I decided that it’s no longer “MSM”, it’s “CCM”: Corporate-Controlled Media.”


  264. Lee J. Cobb says:

    I will play with you.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    looks like another night of playing with yourself, again.


  265. Zehava says:

    Zehava? I don’t know any Zehava.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 27, 2007 @ 11:08 pm

    Hmmpfff!


  266. barfly says:

    “Remember, in our eyes it is you who is the troll. A three headed troll who keeps name changing.”

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Now he’s using the royal “our?” Delusions of grandeur…


  267. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “I would say “prove it” but think what you want.”

    You’re at least three of the other trolls here.


  268. spit take says:

    hey Spit Take. Is this the old “If you think that then you have to do something about it” line of crap from Brassmask? very original.

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 27, 2007 @ 11:07 pm

    Pretty much, but this troll has put some “english” on it by obsessively using this false standard to distract from the original issue, which he brought up in the first place.

    It’s really quite a viruoso performance, at least in ambition. In execution, not so much.


  269. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Would like a nice squiggly straw for this fresh Big Box O’ Wine?

    Comment by Zehava

    Why thank you. I will even brush the dust off this donut for you.


  270. dlet says:

    You’re at least three of the other trolls here.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Actually I am the only poster on TP. Ain’t that the shite? I tried to keep it up but you are just to wily for me. I guess I will have to shut the blog down now.


  271. Zehava says:

    BTW, Wayne and I decided that it’s no longer “MSM”, it’s “CCM”: Corporate-Controlled Media.”
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 27, 2007 @ 11:09 pm

    I like it. It’s more sinister — and appropriate.


  272. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Hi All. I see you have at least one local trollspinner all upset. Thats a good start.


  273. dlet says:

    Would like a nice squiggly straw for this fresh Big Box O’ Wine?
    Comment by Zehava

    Why thank you. I will even brush the dust off this donut for you.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    What the? Innuendo anybody?


  274. spit take says:

    You have a lot of nerve asking me a question, when you have been avoiding mine for the past hundred posts. When you have the courage to answer my question, I will play with you.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:08 pm

    I explained why your question was irrelevant.

    You ignored that and pretended that, if you asked it enough times, it would become relevant. Not gonna happen.

    If you want to use that as an excuse to take your ball and go home, don’t worry, we all saw that coming. Trolls are so predictable.

    And yes, YOU are the troll. Those who post with the intention of disrupting threads are, by definition, trolls. It’s not a matter of perspective.


  275. Zehava says:

    Why thank you. I will even brush the dust off this donut for you.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 27, 2007 @ 11:10 pm

    You really must find a less dusty bakery. :)


  276. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “I like it. It’s more sinister — and appropriate.”

    The liberal media is more like it.


  277. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “I guess I will have to shut the blog down now.”
    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 11:12 pm

    Then where are we ‘alter egos’ supposed to go?


  278. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 11:13 pm

    Like most things in my life, that didn’t quite turn out the way I had intended it too.


  279. Zehava says:

    Actually I am the only poster on TP. Ain’t that the shite? I tried to keep it up but you are just to wily for me. I guess I will have to shut the blog down now.
    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 11:12 pm

    All your other personalities are saying, “Ixnay on the ellingtay ecretssay.”

    Geez…


  280. dlet says:

    Then where are we ‘alter egos’ supposed to go?
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    Shhhh. I was hoping it would go away.


  281. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “The liberal media is more like it.”
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:14 pm

    Don’t you have some brass to go polish?


  282. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Spit take, you have been disrupting this thread by giving irrevelent rants to avoid a question which I have you pinned down on. Give up and go home, troll. Or should I say Dlet?


  283. Lee J. Cobb says:

    The liberal media is more like it.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    This is the best we got to chew up tonight? Jesus. Man, get something new would you? What is that 1996?


  284. Zehava says:

    What the? Innuendo anybody?
    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 11:13 pm

    Yes, please.


  285. barfly says:

    “The liberal media is more like it.”

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Then you should support renewing the Fairness Doctrine; it would force those elitist liberals to give equal time to conservative views.


  286. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    You really must find a less dusty bakery. :)

    Comment by Zehava

    What does this have to do with the topic?

    Take it to chat.


  287. Zehava says:

    Don’t you have some brass to go polish?
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 27, 2007 @ 11:15 pm

    Lighten up, Jane!! He’s already typing one-handed!


  288. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Why thank you. I will even brush the dust off this donut for you.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    What the? Innuendo anybody?

    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 11:13 pm

    As long as LJC isn’t offering anyone a dusty onion ring…


  289. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Comment by barfly — July 27, 2007 @ 11:17 pm

    Ohhhh! Right to the Fairness Doctrine repeal of St. Ronnie of the Iran arms for hostages deal!

    Beautiful!


  290. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Then you should support renewing the Fairness Doctrine; it would force those elitist liberals to give equal time to conservative views.

    —————-

    If it meant sitting a conservative next to Katie Couric then I’m all for it.


  291. Zehava says:

    What does this have to do with the topic?
    Take it to chat.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:17 pm

    Same thing all your comments have to do with the topic.

    Get bent. REPORT ME AGAIN!!


  292. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Lighten up, Jane!! He’s already typing one-handed!

    Comment by Zehava

    What do you care if I’m whacking off?


  293. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Get bent. REPORT ME AGAIN!!

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007

    No.


  294. dlet says:

    Yes, please.
    Comment by Zehava

    And for dessert we have an excellent double entendre.


  295. Lee J. Cobb says:

    You really must find a less dusty bakery. :)

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 11:14 pm

    The dust is part of it’s charm. But for you, Zehava, I would clean it myself.


  296. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “What does this have to do with the topic?”
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:17 pm

    As you may have forgotten, the topic of this thread is Darrell Hammond and his Wolf Blitzer impression. Seems to me that you’re no nearer the topic than anyone else posting.


  297. Zehava says:

    What do you care if I’m whacking off?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:19 pm

    I don’t. Whack away….


  298. barfly says:

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    Just chumming the board, searching for more challenging trolls…


  299. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Why thank you. I will even brush the dust off this donut for you.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    What the? Innuendo anybody?

    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 11:13 pm

    As long as LJC isn’t offering anyone a dusty onion ring…

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 27

    ————

    Talking to yourself again, dlet?


  300. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “What do you care if I’m whacking off?”
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:19 pm

    Polishing your brass balls?


  301. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    I don’t. Whack away….

    Comment by Zehava

    Then why did you point it out then? Why did you point out something that I might be doing in the privacy of my own home?


  302. Zehava says:

    The dust is part of it’s charm. But for you, Zehava, I would clean it myself.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 27, 2007 @ 11:20 pm

    You always know how to make everything so special….


  303. barfly says:

    “If it meant sitting a conservative next to Katie Couric then I’m all for it.”

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    I’d support muzzling Couric, if it meant no more Novak…


  304. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Polishing your brass balls?

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    What’s it to you?


  305. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Just chumming the board, searching for more challenging trolls…

    Comment by barfly

    yeah, over this one’s head. pearls before swine.

    You like how I tried that Arms-for-hostages bait?


  306. barfly says:

    Polishing your brass balls?

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    That’s brass BB’s.


  307. Zehava says:

    As long as LJC isn’t offering anyone a dusty onion ring…
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 27, 2007 @ 11:18 pm

    Blech….


  308. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    I’d support muzzling Couric, if it meant no more Novak…

    Comment by barfly — July 27, 2007

    ————

    I don’t want to muzzle Couric. I just want a conservative sitting next to her during the broadcast rebutting her.


  309. dlet says:

    Polishing your brass balls?

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    What’s it to you?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Why do you want to know?


  310. Zehava says:

    Then why did you point it out then? Why did you point out something that I might be doing in the privacy of my own home?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:22 pm

    Now you’re whining.

    *tiny violin playing*


  311. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Polishing your brass balls?

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    What’s it to you?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Why do you want to know?

    Comment by dlet

    I want to know?


  312. Lee J. Cobb says:

    You always know how to make everything so special….

    Comment by Zehava

    Not one of my more eloquent evenings I’m afraid. i’m even baiting trolls. i must have a fevor.


  313. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “If it meant sitting a conservative next to Katie Couric then I’m all for it.”
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:19 pm

    So you’d prefer to get your “news” from two idiots instead of one?


  314. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Now you’re whining.

    *tiny violin playing*

    Comment by Zehava

    Yeah, I tend to do that when a liberal invades my privacy.


  315. dlet says:

    Polishing your brass balls?

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    What’s it to you?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Why do you want to know?

    Comment by dlet

    I want to know?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Didn’t you ask that you did?


  316. Zehava says:

    Not one of my more eloquent evenings I’m afraid. i’m even baiting trolls. i must have a fevor.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 27, 2007 @ 11:26 pm

    It’s Friday, we’re tired. :)

    I’m gonna let this one go. He’s an unbelievable idiot.


  317. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Is it possible to get news from Katie Couric?


  318. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Polishing your brass balls?

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    What’s it to you?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Why do you want to know?

    Comment by dlet

    I want to know?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Didn’t you ask that you did?

    Comment by dlet

    Why, did you?


  319. dlet says:

    I am going for my night walk. take it easy.


  320. Egreggious says:

    I don’t want to muzzle Couric. I just want a conservative sitting next to her during the broadcast rebutting her.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:24 pm

    Then it would be nice to have a liberal on her other side rebutting her as well.


  321. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “So you’d prefer to get your “news” from two idiots instead of one?”

    George Will is an idiot?


  322. Jane E. Schneider says:

    See you later, dlet! :)


  323. barfly says:

    “You like how I tried that Arms-for-hostages bait?”

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    Nice try, but I think this one’s too young. Better to catch and release, until he can swim with the big fishes…

    I’ve recently found another Reagan club that was buried in my Troll bat closet: Abu Nidal the terrorist, used the same bank that Oliver North used to funnel money to the Contras.


  324. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Then it would be nice to have a liberal on her other side rebutting her as well.

    Comment by Egreggious

    Couric is a liberal.


  325. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “George Will is an idiot?”
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:29 pm

    Except about baseball, yes.


  326. Zehava says:

    I am going for my night walk. take it easy.
    Comment by dlet — July 27, 2007 @ 11:28 pm

    Goodnight, dlet!


  327. Egreggious says:

    Couric is a liberal.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:30 pm

    Couric is an idiot. Ergo, she is not a liberal.


  328. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Abu Nidal the terrorist, used the same bank that Oliver North used to funnel money to the Contras.”

    You buy oil that supports the terrorists.


  329. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Couric is an idiot. Ergo, she is not a liberal.

    Comment by Egreggious

    She’s an idiot and a liberal.


  330. Mr. President says:

    Reel ‘ur in real slow, barfly…


  331. barfly says:

    I wonder what one received for opening an account at BCCI; a two-for-one coupon for Tow missiles?


  332. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Comment by barfly — July 27, 2007 @ 11:29 pm

    You know the last thing Reagan did before he died? Pissed on himself. You know what he did right after he died? evacuated his bowels.

    And you know historians say that because of those two things, Freedom was spread through-out Central America.

    What a great President.


  333. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Put George Will next to Couric to rebut her and you would have a decent broadcast.


  334. Egreggious says:

    She’s an idiot and a liberal.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:32 pm

    Strange then that she didn’t report on any of the topics discussed at TP today.


  335. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “You know the last thing Reagan did before he died? Pissed on himself.”

    You’re a nice guy. A real people person.


  336. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Strange then that she didn’t report on any of the topics discussed at TP today.

    Comment by Egreggious

    TP advances moderate positions.


  337. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Zehava, nobody cares about your personal chit chat. Take it out of here, honey before I report it to TP.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:00 pm

    I care. Hi, Zehava. How are you? Got something new posted finally so I can now spend some time here. And it’s Friday! So I can stay up as late as I like.

    As to the conversation going on here, I think it’s very disengenuous to extract a comment froma poster, assign a motivation or interpretation to it, and then ask the poster to defend the different viewpoint posed by the interogator. The war is not about the aquisition of more oil, but for the control of oil to enrich the fossil fuels industries, who thrity-off years ago laughed at those who said that the world’s supply of oil was in often dangerous places, and that alternative energy sources should be sought and marketed. Since they had no interest in seeing competition” survive, they did everything they could to discredit the environmental movement.

    And, like Jane, I love Darrel Hammond’s “Bulletproof” Clinton bit. It ranks right up there with Dan Akroyd’s Carter and Nixon impersonations. And I think he’s right that he starts slipping into Chris Matthews a little toward the end. I think he’s trying to pretend that Blitzer is paying attention to his surroundings. He needs to portray Blizten as more oblivious, more unaware of what anyone else is saying. Almost as if he might actually be deaf, and faking it. Badly.


  338. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Sorry, but that image was stuck in my head, and i wanted to share it with all you “true believers” out there in troll land.


  339. Egreggious says:

    Real people are trying to talk. I’m done.


  340. barfly says:

    “And you know historians say that because of those two things, Freedom was spread through-out Central America.”

    That must have been some pretty funky-smelling Freedom Spread.


  341. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Real people are trying to talk. I’m done.

    Comment by Egreggious

    There are more libs here than you.


  342. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “You buy oil that supports the terrorists.”
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:31 pm

    D’oh! Now he’s back to oil again–geez!

    This thread is about Darrell Hammond, you know, comedian, impressionist? And Wolf Blitzer, faux “journalist”, gray hair and beard? “Don’t make me tap the sign!”


  343. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Lighten up, Jane!! He’s already typing one-handed!

    Comment by Zehava

    Oh, now you’re using MY material…


  344. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Sorry, but that image was stuck in my head, and i wanted to share it with all you “true believers” out there in troll land.”

    Reagan carried 49 states. The “true believer” seems to be you.


  345. Lee J. Cobb says:

    That must have been some pretty funky-smelling Freedom Spread.

    Comment by barfly

    You think that’s bad, get a wiff of Freedom flowing down the rivers in Iraq.

    Bloated, swollen Freedom bodies! Yea! Freedom!


  346. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “This thread is about Darrell Hammond, you know, comedian, impressionist?”

    He’s no Dana Carvey or Dennis Miller.

    Next?


  347. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Reagan carried 49 states. The “true believer” seems to be you.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    And Saddam got 100% of the vote.

    And Bush won Forida in 2000!

    man, your right. you put me in my place.


  348. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “You think that’s bad, get a wiff of Freedom flowing down the rivers in Iraq.”

    There was so much freedom under Saddam.


  349. barfly says:

    “Reagan carried 49 states. The “true believer” seems to be you.”

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    And he began sending weapons to terrorists, scant months after taking office. A real profile in courage, that guy.


  350. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    He’s no Dennis Miller.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Thank God for small miracles…


  351. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    And Saddam got 100% of the vote.

    And Bush won Forida in 2000!

    man, your right. you put me in my place.

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb —

    You’re in the fringe minority that hates Reagan.


  352. Lee J. Cobb says:

    There was so much freedom under Saddam.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    You mean before or after his support from Bush and Rummy?


  353. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “And he began sending weapons to terrorists, scant months after taking office.”

    Reagan did it personally?


  354. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Dennis Miller does impressions? He certainly isn’t a comedian anymore.


  355. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    You’re in the fringe minority that hates Reagan.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Odd… he must get his definitions from Conservapedia…


  356. barfly says:

    There was so much freedom under Saddam.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    You can’t arm terrorists and dictators and then cry about all the dead Iraqis.


  357. Mr. President says:

    Just like the bodies of murdered Tutsis in the Kigara River after the Rwandan genocide that Clinton let happen!!!!!!!

    Well, I’m glad that President Bush is learning from Clinton’s many failures. Bush won’t abandon the Iraqi Innocents!


  358. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    You mean before or after his support from Bush and Rummy?

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    They were right to “support” him?


  359. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 27, 2007 @ 11:42 pm


  360. Zehava says:

    I care. Hi, Zehava. How are you? Got something new posted finally so I can now spend some time here. And it’s Friday! So I can stay up as late as I like.
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 27, 2007 @ 11:36 pm

    Hi, Wayne. I’ll take a look. Nice to see you!

    Have I told you yet that Jane’s such a lucky woman? :)


  361. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “You’re in the fringe minority that hates Reagan.”
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:42 pm

    Lee J. Cobb is in the vast majority here.


  362. Lee J. Cobb says:

    They were right to “support” him?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Bush 41 dimwit.


  363. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    You can’t arm terrorists and dictators and then cry about all the dead Iraqis.

    Comment by barfly

    You cried when Rummy “supported” Saddam, and cried when Bush took him out. Make up your mind.


  364. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Lee J. Cobb is in the vast majority here.

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    Of having low IQs.


  365. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Have I told you yet that Jane’s such a lucky woman? :)

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 11:44 pm

    No! I’m the lucky one! :)


  366. barfly says:

    “Reagan did it personally?”

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    “Plausible deniability” was coined to cover Reagan’s perfidy. His actions spurred additional hostage-taking.


  367. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    There was so much freedom under Saddam.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    I have a friend who grew up in the Middle East, either Iran or Iraq (don’t remember which) and he once told me taht the US press never reported about the good things Saddam did for Iraq, the clinics and schools. he said all they ever did was try to paint him as this nut.

    Don’t know, myself. That’s what he (my friend) said.


  368. Zehava says:

    Oh, now you’re using MY material…
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 11:38 pm

    Am I? Sorry!

    All due credit to TRoS for the one-handed spank. :D


  369. Egreggious says:

    Reagan did it personally?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:42 pm

    Well, he used UPS.


  370. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    the good things Saddam did for Iraq, the clinics and schools. he said all they ever did was try to paint him as this nut.

    Don’t know, myself. That’s what he (my friend) said.

    ———-

    Thanks for passing along that propoganda.


  371. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    You cried when Rummy “supported” Saddam, and cried when Bush took him out. Make up your mind.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Sorry, but that’s BS. You’re trying a little too hard to spin everything.


  372. Lee J. Cobb says:

    You cried when Rummy “supported” Saddam, and cried when Bush took him out. Make up your mind.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Alright, simpleton, one try.

    Arming a dictator is illegal and…………Wrong.

    Invading another country for consolodated intrests, illegal..wrong.


  373. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    ““Plausible deniability” was coined to cover Reagan’s perfidy.”

    I suppose you have a source that proves this?


  374. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Thanks for passing along that propoganda.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    How do you know it’s propaganda?


  375. barfly says:

    “You cried when Rummy “supported” Saddam, and cried when Bush took him out. Make up your mind.”

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Political expediency is a republican hallmark.


  376. Zehava says:

    You’re in the fringe minority that hates Reagan.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:42 pm

    I feel comfortable with disliking Reagan, don’t you Lee J?


  377. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Invading another country for consolodated intrests, illegal..wrong.”

    Yes it would be. But that’s not what happened and you know it.


  378. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    All due credit to TRoS for the one-handed spank. :D

    Comment by Zehava

    I don’t know if I’m the first one hear who used that line, but I’ve used it on trolls more than once.


  379. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Political expediency is a republican hallmark.

    Comment by barfly

    And a Democrat one.


  380. Mr. President says:

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 27, 2007 @ 11:46 pm

    So you aren’t even trying to hide the fact that you are lying.

    nice.


  381. Egreggious says:

    Thanks for passing along that propoganda.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:47 pm

    Right back at ya.


  382. Zehava says:

    No! I’m the lucky one! :)
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 27, 2007 @ 11:46 pm

    If you insist. :)


  383. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Right back at ya.

    Comment by Egreggious

    I know you are but what am I.


  384. Egreggious says:

    I feel comfortable with disliking Reagan, don’t you Lee J?

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 11:48 pm

    I love hating him.


  385. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “I suppose you have a source that proves this?”
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:48 pm

    Have you provided any sources for any of your statements, other than out of your brass?


  386. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    I feel comfortable with disliking Reagan, don’t you Lee J?

    Comment by Zehava

    You don’t have to like him, but historians rank him as one of the greatest presidents.


  387. Lee J. Cobb says:

    I suppose you have a source that proves this?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    the October Surprise of 1980 is very well documented. do what you do best and copy and paste into “the goggle”.


  388. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Have you provided any sources for any of your statements, other than out of your brass?

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider —

    Have you asked me?


  389. Jane E. Schneider says:

    If you insist. :)

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 11:50 pm

    And he does… :D


  390. barfly says:

    “I suppose you have a source that proves this?”

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    He admitted it on television, to the american people – the same people he lied to when he said “we never negotiate with terrorists.”

    Lawrence Walsh stated that the reason he didn’t indict Reagan was because when interviewd by Walsh, Reagan misremembered events, and mixed them up with his memories of his Hollywood days. The only reason Reagan wasn’t impeached was that Walsh felt sorry for him, and didn’t want to embarrass his family.


  391. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    So you aren’t even trying to hide the fact that you are lying.

    nice.

    Comment by Mr. President

    Lying about what? (This s/b good!)


  392. Zehava says:

    I love hating him.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 27, 2007 @ 11:52 pm

    I hate GWB more, but Reagan was his own horror story.


  393. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “do what you do best and copy and paste into “the goggle”.”

    I have never copied and pasted anything here. Another unsubstantiated allegation.


  394. Egreggious says:

    I’m glad some of you remember what it is we’re arguing about.


  395. Lee J. Cobb says:

    I feel comfortable with disliking Reagan, don’t you Lee J?

    Comment by Zehava

    I feel comfortable talking about what an idiot he was before the illness. After the illness, he became a Saint.


  396. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “I hate GWB”

    What liberal doesn’t have hate in their heart?


  397. Zehava says:

    You don’t have to like him, but historians rank him as one of the greatest presidents.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:52 pm

    So?


  398. Egreggious says:

    What liberal doesn’t have hate in their heart?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:55 pm

    There are a few. I don’t understand them.


  399. Lee J. Cobb says:

    I have never copied and pasted anything here. Another unsubstantiated allegation.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    go look up October Surprise and learn something rather than just running your mouth.


  400. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    I’m glad some of you remember what it is we’re arguing about.

    Comment by Egreggious

    Darrel Hammand’s immitation of Clinton was pretty good. “I am bullet proof.”


  401. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    What liberal doesn’t have hate in their heart?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    What human being doesn’t have hate in their heart?

    BTW, I asked you earlier, what you meant by “libs”, and you never defined it.


  402. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “Have you asked me?”
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:53 pm

    Do I care? You’re the one here who’s “whacking off”!


  403. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    There are a few. I don’t understand them.

    Comment by Egreggious

    Are you trying to be a comedian?


  404. Lee J. Cobb says:

    There are a few. I don’t understand them.

    Comment by Egreggious

    I f’in Hate ‘em! If I find a liberal without hate in his heart, Ibeat the crap out of them! There’s your hate buddy!


  405. Zehava says:

    And he does… :D
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 27, 2007 @ 11:53 pm

    So he should, being a gentleman.

    I need one of those….


  406. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “go look up October Surprise and learn something rather than just running your mouth.”

    For what?


  407. Egreggious says:

    Are you trying to be a comedian?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:57 pm

    Sorry, Ann. Didn’t mean to step on your toes.


  408. Lee J. Cobb says:

    I would like to dig him up and crap on his face.


  409. barfly says:

    “What liberal doesn’t have hate in their heart?”

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    The difference is our hate is performance-based, while yours is an unfocused hatred of the unfamiliar.


  410. Egreggious says:

    I would like to dig him up and crap on his face.

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 27, 2007 @ 11:58 pm

    I’ve actually put a cork in ass waiting for the opportunity.


  411. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Do I care? You’re the one here who’s “whacking off”!”

    You seem to care more than necessary if I’m whacking it. I would say buzz off. It’s none of your business.


  412. Zehava says:

    I feel comfortable talking about what an idiot he was before the illness. After the illness, he became a Saint.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 27, 2007 @ 11:54 pm

    This country never should have been exposed to Reagan’s illness. It’s disgusting that he remained in office while he was impaired.


  413. Mr. President says:

    willyloman says “october surprise” but we all know he is thinking “october revolution”


  414. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    I would like to dig him up and crap on his face.

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    Whoa… don’t hold anything back, Le J, tell us how you really feel.


  415. Lee J. Cobb says:

    I’ve actually put a cork in ass waiting for the opportunity.

    Comment by Egreggious


  416. Egreggious says:

    We’re all going to be on Bill O’Reilly tomorrow.


  417. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “If I find a liberal without hate in his heart, Ibeat the crap out of them!”

    You couldn’t punch yourself out of a paperbag, wimp.


  418. barfly says:

    “I would like to dig him up and crap on his face.”

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    Perhaps we could divine a way out of Iraq with his entrails…


  419. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Whoa… don’t hold anything back, Le J, tell us how you really feel.

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity

    another classic from the late 80’s I think. Very clever. Reuse those old standbys… very retro of you.


  420. Zehava says:

    Do I care? You’re the one here who’s “whacking off”!
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 27, 2007 @ 11:57 pm

    Remember Jon Stewart saying something like, It doesn’t matter what you find on the internet, somebody somewhere is jacking off to it?”

    Brassy likes TP.


  421. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Perhaps we could divine a way out of Iraq with his entrails…

    Comment by barfly


  422. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “It’s disgusting that he remained in office while he was impaired.”

    Source?


  423. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “Brassy likes TP.”

    According to you I’ve been whacking it for over 2 hours.


  424. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Perhaps we could divine a way out of Iraq with his entrails…

    Comment by barfly

    we have to smoke them for that


  425. Zehava says:

    We’re all going to be on Bill O’Reilly tomorrow.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 12:00 am

    Hi, Dad!!

    *waving*


  426. Egreggious says:

    “It’s disgusting that he remained in office while he was impaired.”

    Source?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 28, 2007 @ 12:02 am

    I think that was Zehava.


  427. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “You seem to care more than necessary if I’m whacking it. I would say buzz off. It’s none of your business.”
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:59 pm

    Hey, you’re the one who brought it up (so to speak.) I’ve only referred to it twice. Or do you persist in thinking that dlet and I are the same person? Dumbbrass!


  428. Zehava says:

    Source?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 28, 2007 @ 12:02 am

    No.


  429. Lee J. Cobb says:

    I think Brassy is a monkey with a keypad and some pre-set “snappy” comebacks.


  430. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    I think that was Zehava.

    Comment by Egreggious

    These comments are really getting silly.


  431. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    I don’t want to muzzle Couric. I just want a conservative sitting next to her during the broadcast rebutting her.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:24 pm

    Put George Will next to Couric to rebut her and you would have a decent broadcast.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:33 pm

    I know these statements were posted a while ago, but I was trying to catch up with everything posted since. (Late to the party.)

    Anyway, the comments above demonstrate a clear and unequivocal ignorance about the purpose and nature of journalism. Journalism is not about finding the “balance” between one side and the other; journalism is about finding out the objective truth, the facts of the story. if it is a fact that one side is lying to cover up their own wrongdoing, then it is not”liberal bias” to report the fact that the person is lying. The people who are trying to mislead others into thinking that they are right by using falsehoods and deceptions, are not entitled to the “benefit of the doubt” any more than the people who are tellng the truth. If your whole report boils down to “he said-she said”, then you are not conducting journalism, but simple transription. A real journalist would tell the audience (or reader) which side’s version jibes with verfiable facts.


  432. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Hey, you’re the one who brought it up (so to speak.)

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    eeeewwwww


  433. Zehava says:

    According to you I’ve been whacking it for over 2 hours.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 28, 2007 @ 12:03 am

    That’s your business. Quit bringing it up.

    Heh.


  434. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Source?
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 28, 2007 @ 12:02 am

    No.

    Comment by Zehava

    You made it up!!!!


  435. Egreggious says:

    You made it up!!!!

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 28, 2007 @ 12:06 am

    Is that true, Z?

    Did you make up the part about finding it disgusting?


  436. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    “but I was trying to catch up with everything posted since.”

    Seriously?


  437. Egreggious says:

    Wayne, I agree with you. But there is the question of what gets reported on and what does not. I think that is a subjective decision.

    Any thoughts?


  438. Zehava says:

    These comments are really getting silly.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 28, 2007 @ 12:05 am

    You are the master of silly!!

    Now go away before I taunt you a second time!


  439. Zep Tepi says:

    I answered your question michael. What is it with you and how dare anybody ask you a question attitude? Your been doing the same thing for sometime now. And no, I don’t think your a part of the dept of homeland security but some person behind a screen who can’t answer questions posed to them so you put on an this fake air of superiority.

    WTF is your real agenda here michael?


  440. dlet says:

    I can go talk to Bill-O and he can ask me why I want to deficate on an expresidents face… and I can say Reaganomics?
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    Reaganscatomics would be more proper.


  441. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider

    Thats kinda what happened when the Fairness Doctrine got tossed then they moved to make sure that Corporations (i.e.) Media companies where “persons” and had freedom of speech so that they could really say anything they wanted and as long as they “believed” it, it was covered under the freedom of speech.


  442. Egreggious says:

    These comments are really getting silly.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 28, 2007 @ 12:05 am

    Some trolls have made the same observation about the Constitution.


  443. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    Now go away before I taunt you a second time!

    Comment by Zehava

    Ok.

    I can’t take any more of this.

    Goodbye.


  444. Zehava says:

    You made it up!!!!
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 28, 2007 @ 12:06 am

    Nuh uh.


  445. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “According to you I’ve been whacking it for over 2 hours.”
    “I’m a sex God according to you. Look how long I can last.”
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 28, 2007 @ 12:07 am

    Another 2 hours and you should probably see a doctor.


  446. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Seriously?

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 28, 2007 @ 12:08 am

    Is that all you have to say about my comments about your comments? Do you understand what journalism is supposed to be about?


  447. Egreggious says:

    Another 2 hours and you should probably see a doctor.

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 12:12 am

    Whew!


  448. Zehava says:

    Ok.
    I can’t take any more of this.
    Goodbye.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 28, 2007 @ 12:12 am

    Shit. All it took was a Monty Python line? I should have done that 400 comments ago!


  449. Brassmask from 3DHS says:

    All you had to do was ask.


  450. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Supply my side, Trickle urine on the Poor Ecconomic Theory!

    What do you think the underside of Brassy’s desk looks like? flies?


  451. Zehava says:

    Did you make up the part about finding it disgusting?
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 12:08 am

    No, that part was true. All the rest I pulled out of my ass. :D


  452. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Nuh uh.

    Comment by Zehava

    Brilliant! Point and counter point!


  453. dlet says:

    Z finally adds the coup e grace.


  454. dlet says:

    um…coup de grace


  455. Egreggious says:

    Whack-A-Troll is fun!


  456. Zehava says:

    What do you think the underside of Brassy’s desk looks like? flies?
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 12:14 am

    Crusty, with Cheetos powder and a hint of desperation.


  457. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Do you understand what journalism is supposed to be about?

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider

    You were kidding right? I don’t think he knows what a journal is.


  458. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Any thoughts?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 12:10 am

    I agree that it is an important but separate aspect. That the CCM (Corporate-Controlled Media) do not want to upset those in power, they limit the amunt of true journalism that makes it to the air. Greg Palast has done some great reporting on all kinds of ciorprate corruption, but you rarely see it aired on Amercian television (or cable). And Rupert Murdoch flat out does believe in jurnalism. He views his media empire as a means to further his own financial interests. If he can make money off it, then he’ll do it. Otherwise, reporting the facts of what people in the Bush Administration are doing to the American people only hurts his bottom line, so he doesn’t do it unless absolutely necessary.


  459. Zehava says:

    Is that all you have to say about my comments about your comments? Do you understand what journalism is supposed to be about?
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 12:12 am

    Yer funny.


  460. Zep Tepi says:

    These comments are really getting silly.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS

    Your repetitive question marks are really getting easy to ignore. >=))*>


  461. dlet says:

    What do you think the underside of Brassy’s desk looks like? flies?
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    A lot of hard and crusties from his nasal cavities.


  462. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    um…coup de grace

    Comment by dlet

    That’s coup de TROLL… coup de troll!!!


  463. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 12:11 a

    Not simply the elimination of the Fairness Doctrine, but the entire shift toward more and more media consolidation is the reason for the dumbing down and ignorance of the American people. They wanted to view “news outlets” as something off which to make money. They couldn’t care less what harm their destruction of true journalism was doing.


  464. Zehava says:

    Brilliant! Point and counter point!
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 12:15 am

    Z finally adds the coup e grace.
    Comment by dlet — July 28, 2007 @ 12:15 am

    Thank you, thank you.

    *bowing humbly*


  465. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Never mind.

    Comment by Egreggious

    Check the poolhouse. I suspect you’ll find your “answer”.


  466. Lee J. Cobb says:

    People often talk about the problems with the MSM in relation to Rupert. He is a horrible example of what impact the media can have, but his stations are so biased that moderates shy away.

    The problem is the ones that are supposed to be balanced; real sources of information. Yet they are owned by GE, and Disney and other major business intrests. For decades now they have been hiding news from people that does’t support their bottom line.
    All of them are complict if they want to compete.


  467. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    They couldn’t care less what harm their destruction of true journalism was doing.

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider

    Isn’t there a famous book about that – “The Closing of the American Mind”?


  468. barfly says:

    Back to Hammond, I think he’s been on SNL too long. Isn’t it about time for him to do a Lorne Michaels movie? Even that unfunny dork Andy Samberg has done one. I think it’s in their SNL contracts…


  469. Egreggious says:

    They couldn’t care less what harm their destruction of true journalism was doing.

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 12:20 am

    I can’t believe the fluff on the news. Earlier tonight, I had NBC on to see how they would report the Tillman story. It was brief and very “non-conspiratorial”. Then they devoted the last five to ten minutes reading viewer e-mails about utterly inane subjects.


  470. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 12:22 am

    Which is why it’s time to break up the media empires and force them to sell off enough so that they can’t control a majority of the media in any town or state. The airwaves belong to the people, not the non-corporeal corporations (or, NCC, if you like). It’s time we demand them back.


  471. Lee J. Cobb says:

    They wanted to view “news outlets” as something off which to make money. They couldn’t care less what harm their destruction of true journalism was doing.

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider

    By law their corporation has to only care about profit. So a Corporate News channel is by definition, going to place profits over the intrest of the people it serves. and democracy inches one step closer to death,.


  472. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Dinner at Applebee’s and hot monkey love for afters.

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007

    Must… fight urge… to claw own eyes out…


  473. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Then they devoted the last five to ten minutes reading viewer e-mails about utterly inane subjects.

    Comment by Egreggious

    Oooo!!! Look!!! A fluffly bunny!


  474. dlet says:

    #473 Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    The craziest thing is that in a truly free society companies can still make a profit and prosper. Greed taints the thoughts and ultimately will lead these complacent companies to be taken over by the ruling party and any real benefit to the stock holder will be eliminated.


  475. Zehava says:

    The problem is the ones that are supposed to be balanced; real sources of information. Yet they are owned by GE, and Disney and other major business intrests. For decades now they have been hiding news from people that does’t support their bottom line.
    All of them are complict if they want to compete.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 12:22 am

    I have a memory of Jennings or Brokaw objecting vehemently when the news division moved to the “entertainment” division. It’s been downhill ever since. Seems that was 10 years ago, or more.


  476. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    And Rupert Murdoch flat out does believe in jurnalism was obviously not correct. He does NOT believe in it. Or in “journalism”, either. Silly me.


  477. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Dinner at Applebee’s and hot monkey love for afters.

    Comment by Zehava

    Sounds fun. When do we go? But lets skip the Applebee’s part.


  478. Zehava says:

    Must… fight urge… to claw own eyes out…
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 28, 2007 @ 12:25 am

    Brillo pads and brain bleach available upon request….


  479. The Eck says:

    What in the sam hell is going on in here?


  480. Egreggious says:

    Has anybody seen Nightline lately? I don’t have cable, as you might guess from my posts. Ted Koppel wouldn’t recognize the show anymore.


  481. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    But lets skip the Applebee’s part.

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007

    Better look out, Z. Next he’s going to tell ya that Cheezy Stiffs are both dinner and afters all in one.


  482. Zehava says:

    Sounds fun. When do we go? But lets skip the Applebee’s part.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 12:27 am

    I already had dinner anyway…

    Place and time…?


  483. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    What in the sam hell is going on in here?

    Comment by The Eck

    Well, we were starting to have a good time, after we ran the last troll off.


  484. dlet says:

    What in the sam hell is going on in here?
    Comment by The Eck

    That’s Sam Hill.


  485. Egreggious says:

    What in the sam hell is going on in here?

    Comment by The Eck

    Everybody put your clothes back on. We have company.


  486. The Eck says:

    Zooey, hterrya and Jane, hello there. Are any of you here?


  487. Zehava says:

    Better look out, Z. Next he’s going to tell ya that Cheezy Stiffs are both dinner and afters all in one.
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 28, 2007 @ 12:28 am

    I’ll bring my own…. :D


  488. Lee J. Cobb says:

    This is a great site. You can watch Outfoxed and other full documentaries for free.

    Please check it out.

    http://houston911truth.org/videos-all-thinking-people-should-see/


  489. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Everybody put your clothes back on. We have company.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007

    Who said we had them off?


  490. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “What in the sam hell is going on in here?”
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 12:28 am

    No, no, it’s “What in the Wide Wide World’a Sports is a-goin on here?”


  491. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Place and time…?

    Comment by Zehava

    Now, and where ever you say. I have a half a tank of gas and a box o wine and part of a map anyways.


  492. Zehava says:

    What in the sam hell is going on in here?
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 12:28 am

    Pure liberal fun. Gotta problem with that?


  493. The Eck says:

    “Well, we were starting to have a good time, after we ran the last troll off.”

    Well, I’m conservative. And yes a Republican. I’m glad to come on board here, if you’ll have me.


  494. dlet says:

    Everybody put your clothes back on. We have company.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007

    Who said we had them off?
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity

    Um..you all wear clothes when you post? Errr…okay…be right back.


  495. Mr. President says:

    THE ECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What’s up, my man?!?

    How’s life?!!!


  496. Egreggious says:

    Thanks for the link, Lee.

    Link Lee Link Lee Link Lee Link Lee

    Hey, I’m not even drinking.


  497. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Better look out, Z. Next he’s going to tell ya that Cheezy Stiffs are both dinner and afters all in one.

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity

    It’s Dinner AND a show! If we could get them to glow in the dark…we would be rich!

    Then we could be republicans!


  498. Zehava says:

    Who said we had them off?
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 28, 2007 @ 12:31 am

    Geez TRoS, get with the program! It’s naked Friday!


  499. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “Well, I’m conservative. And yes a Republican. I’m glad to come on board here, if you’ll have me.”
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 12:32 am

    Only if you’re in the mood for silliness.


  500. Egreggious says:

    LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What’s up, my man?!?

    How’s life?!!!


  501. The Eck says:

    lol Hey Mr. President. Didn’t I see you earlier today?

    I salute you again sir.


  502. Zehava says:

    Now, and where ever you say. I have a half a tank of gas and a box o wine and part of a map anyways.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 12:32 am

    Does your map reach all the way to the northwest? I could meet you halfway…

    Keep that box o wine cold.


  503. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Well, I’m conservative. And yes a Republican. I’m glad to come on board here, if you’ll have me.

    Comment by The Eck

    Sumpin’s weird here. This isn’t your usual troll approach, and everytime I’ve crossed paths w/ The Eck, he’s been caustic as all get-out right from the start.

    Let’s hold the profanities for jes a minute, folks, ‘n see what this is really about.


  504. Egreggious says:

    I wonder if things went sour at the poolhouse.


  505. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “Better look out, Z. Next he’s going to tell ya that Cheezy Stiffs are both dinner and afters all in one.”
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 28, 2007 @ 12:28 am

    “It’s a floor wax AND a dessert topping!”


  506. The Eck says:

    “Um..you all wear clothes when you post? Errr…okay…be right back.”

    haha, how can you be around Democrats and wear clothes?


  507. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    I’m glad to come on board here, if you’ll have me.”
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 12:32 am

    What do you say, everyone? Does he have to leave his clothes on?


  508. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Must… fight urge… to claw own eyes out…
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity

    did you look at the picture of Scooter rimming Cheney again?


  509. Zehava says:

    Well, I’m conservative. And yes a Republican. I’m glad to come on board here, if you’ll have me.
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 12:32 am

    You just better not be dressed, that’s all I have to say.

    You’re probably wearing a bow tie.


  510. Egreggious says:

    Does he have to leave his clothes on?

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 12:37 am

    I think I’m going to puke.


  511. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    It’s Dinner AND a show! If we could get them to glow in the dark…we would be rich!

    Then we could be republicans!

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    Ah yes. Lighting up the darkness… it’s always darkest before… the Cheezy Stiffs arrive???? WTF???


  512. The Eck says:

    “and everytime I’ve crossed paths w/ The Eck, he’s been caustic as all get-out right from the start.”

    Really? I applogize for that. I must have been passionate about that particuar issue. Honestly I don’t remember it.


  513. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “You’re probably wearing a bow tie.”
    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 12:37 am

    So that would make him either Tucker Carlson or George Will?


  514. dlet says:

    Eck and Pres make simultaneous appearances. Hmmm….

    Either they have the same lunch hour at RoveHQ or monkeys just flew out of Rumsfeld’s arse.


  515. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    did you look at the picture of Scooter rimming Cheney again?

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007

    Ah… never saw that one the first time round…

    Somebody hand me a Brillo pad, please…


  516. Zehava says:

    “It’s a floor wax AND a dessert topping!”
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 12:36 am

    You never waxed a floor with your back…?


  517. Mr. President says:

    The Eck,

    Thank you for the support. I salute you as well.

    I’ve seen your work, and you have excellent “Clinton did it too” chops.

    Keep up the great work!


  518. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    “It’s a floor wax AND a dessert topping!”

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    It’s a floor wax… no, it’s a dessert topping… no, it’s a floor wax…

    Kids, kids, stop fighting…


  519. alp3 says:

    THE ECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What’s up, my man?!?

    How’s life?!!!

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 12:33 am
    #

    you are in for one hell of a rude awakening, son.

    i just wish i could be there… rite of passage and all.


  520. Zehava says:

    So that would make him either Tucker Carlson or George Will?
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 12:39 am

    Buzzkill….


  521. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    BTW, not to start a fight, but I did a littel research onsometing mentioned earlier, and it turns out that the term “plausible deniability dates back to Allen Dulles.

    http://www.answers.com/topic/plausible-deniability

    But the Reagans certainly based their Iran-Contra operation around this tactic. That much is documented. Just wanted to clear that up.

    Now back to Naked Fridays at ThinkProgress!

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 12:40 am


  522. Egreggious says:

    I’ve seen your work, and you have excellent “Clinton did it too” chops.

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 12:40 am

    That’s funny.

    We could be friends some day.

    I must be drunk. How is that possible?


  523. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Geez TRoS, get with the program! It’s naked Friday!

    Comment by Zehava

    Oh, I thought you said ‘cross dress friday”. I gotta take this skirt off.


  524. The Eck says:

    I’ve seen your work, and you have excellent “Clinton did it too” chops.

    Keep up the great work!

    —————

    Thank you, thank you.

    What better way to divert an issue than to bring up Clinton? What hasn’t the guy done.

    But that’s all politics. Let’s just chill with some Democrats.


  525. Mr. President says:

    you are in for one hell of a rude awakening, son.

    i just wish i could be there… rite of passage and all.

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 12:41 am
    ——————-
    Hey bro, what’s your deal?


  526. Lee J. Cobb says:

    You never waxed a floor with your back…?

    Comment by Zehava

    That’s it, I’m on my way. Just leave the light on. I’ll find you.


  527. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Really? I applogize for that. I must have been passionate about that particuar issue. Honestly I don’t remember it.

    Comment by The Eck

    Something’s wrong w/ this.


  528. Zehava says:

    you are in for one hell of a rude awakening, son.
    i just wish i could be there… rite of passage and all.
    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 12:41 am

    Does it involve circumcision? I have a jagged piece of glass…


  529. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “You never waxed a floor with your back…?”
    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 12:40

    Wayne read that, laughed, and said “You’re never gonna let me go meet her, are you?” :D


  530. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    I really need to proofread my posts more. And post them to the right thread. (yeah, yeah, and not as many of them. Way ahead of you!)


  531. The Eck says:

    “Something’s wrong w/ this.”

    No it’s cool. Tip O’Neil and Reagan used to have a beer after work, why can’t we?


  532. alp3 says:

    bro?

    you’re my deal.


  533. Zehava says:

    That’s it, I’m on my way. Just leave the light on. I’ll find you.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 12:43 am

    I’m on the corner….


  534. Egreggious says:

    I really need to proofread my posts more. And post them to the right thread. (yeah, yeah, and not as many of them. Way ahead of you!)

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 12:44 am

    Are you thinking out loud?


  535. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Tip O’Neil and Reagan used to have a beer after work, why can’t we?

    Comment by The Eck

    Later. Sumpin’s wrong w/ this.


  536. Egreggious says:

    I’m on the corner….

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 12:45 am

    Irrelevant?


  537. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Tip O’Neil and Reagan used to play ‘the naughty school house”
    after work too? You guys up for that?


  538. Zehava says:

    Wayne read that, laughed, and said “You’re never gonna let me go meet her, are you?” :D
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 12:43 am

    Damn, over plaid my hand again…


  539. Mr. President says:

    you’re my deal.

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 12:45 am
    —————-
    Well chill out, man.


  540. Zehava says:

    Irrelevant?
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 12:46 am

    The corner of Irrelevant and Obtuse. :D


  541. barfly says:

    What better way to divert an issue than to bring up Clinton? What hasn’t the guy done.

    Comment by The Eck

    Sold weapons to terrorists, while lying to the American people about it?

    Started a war with lies?

    Armed dictators?

    There’s a lot that Clinton didn’t do – too bad the same can’t be said of republican presidents.


  542. Egreggious says:

    It may be that P and Eck see the End Times coming. They may be sucking up, looking for preferential treatment in our gulags.


  543. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Hey, Wayne. I just stopped by the Maliki thread for a second and saw your accidental “Naked Fridays” post. Very funny…

    Ooops! Wrong room!


  544. The Eck says:

    “Later. Sumpin’s wrong w/ this.”

    Later, man. We’ll get into some “caustic” politics tomorrow, maybe.


  545. Lee J. Cobb says:

    It may be that P and Eck see the End Times coming. They may be sucking up, looking for preferential treatment in our gulags.

    Comment by Egreggious

    Maybe they wish to show their new masters they can serve their new Ant Overlords that they can be useful.

    hail Ants.


  546. Mr. President says:

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 12:48 am

    Nah.

    You didn’t know that I’m really a dirty-hippie/liberal, did you?


  547. The Eck says:

    “Tip O’Neil and Reagan used to play ‘the naughty school house”
    after work too? You guys up for that?”

    I’m just waiting for my hug from Zooey, but I guess she’s not on tonight.


  548. alp3 says:

    why, mr. p? why chill out?


  549. Egreggious says:

    You didn’t know that I’m really a dirty-hippie/liberal, did you?

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 12:50 am

    I knew you smelled funny.


  550. dlet says:

    Nice read.…well horrible read actually.


  551. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Comment by The Eck

    as they say in new york; hug this.


  552. The Eck says:

    “There’s a lot that Clinton didn’t do – too bad the same can’t be said of republican presidents.”

    Clinton did a lot of things I agreed with and supported. He bombed Iraq. He signed welfare reform into law. He support Nafta. He balanced the budget (with the help of Republicans). I’ll give him credit where due.


  553. Mr. President says:

    why, mr. p? why chill out?

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 12:51 am
    ——————
    You’re killin’ my buzz, bro. That’s why.


  554. Egreggious says:

    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 12:50 am

    I rarely see Zooey’s name around here anymore. I think you boys had something to do with that.


  555. Zehava says:

    I’m just waiting for my hug from Zooey, but I guess she’s not on tonight.
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 12:50 am

    Awww, here’s a hug. We’ll tell her you were asking for her.


  556. alp3 says:

  557. The Eck says:

    “I rarely see Zooey’s name around here anymore. I think you boys had something to do with that.”

    I think Zooey is intelligent and really informed.


  558. Zehava says:

    I knew you smelled funny.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 12:51 am

    It’s patchouli on stank. Blech….


  559. barfly says:

    You didn’t know that I’m really a dirty-hippie/liberal, did you?

    Comment by Mr. President

    I have known dirty-hippie/liberals – and you sir, are no dirty-hippy/liberal!


  560. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Comment by Zehava

    you got no right talking for Zooey like that. She doesn’t want this guy hanging around looking for her.


  561. Egreggious says:

    Moyer’s had that Max Blumenthal film on just now that I had linked to earlier, with the chickenhawk College Republicans. Glad to see that made TV.


  562. Zehava says:

    you got no right talking for Zooey like that. She doesn’t want this guy hanging around looking for her.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 12:55 am

    You’re right. I’m sorry. :(


  563. Mr. President says:

    your buzz?

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 12:54 am
    —————
    Yeah, so chill out… smoke a doobie.


  564. Lee J. Cobb says:

    I have known dirty-hippie/liberals – and you sir, are no dirty-hippy/liberal!

    Comment by barfly

    That had a special something to it. very nice.


  565. barfly says:

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    Uh… Lee? Who do you think you’re talking to?


  566. The Eck says:

    “Awww, here’s a hug. We’ll tell her you were asking for her.”

    Thank you!


  567. Lee J. Cobb says:

    You’re right. I’m sorry. :(

    Comment by Zehava

    I’m going over to Zooeys house and wax her floors, and i’m telling on you. naanaa


  568. Egreggious says:

    Why do I feel that this party is going to end in disaster?


  569. Zehava says:

    Yeah, so chill out… smoke a doobie.
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 12:57 am

    You holding, Dime Bag?


  570. Zehava says:

    I’m going over to Zooeys house and wax her floors, and i’m telling on you. naanaa
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 12:58 am

    You better take your body condom, she’s a sl*t.


  571. alp3 says:

    Moyer’s had that Max Blumenthal film on just now that I had linked to earlier, with the chickenhawk College Republicans. Glad to see that made TV.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 12:56 am

    those are your trolls. i’ve met them first hand. that is what they have.
    best of luck to the future of a grand ole party.

    party… heh. i really don’t like this new strain of an old idea.


  572. barfly says:

    I’m going over to Zooeys house and wax her floors, and i’m telling on you. naanaa

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    Keep your deviant sexual exploits to yourself…


  573. The Eck says:

    “Why do I feel that this party is going to end in disaster?”

    You can’t have a party without a Republican.


  574. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Why do I feel that this party is going to end in disaster?

    Comment by Egreggious

    because they all do?


  575. Egreggious says:

    You can’t have a party without a Republican.

    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 1:00 am

    You can’t have a disaster without a Republican.


  576. shane says:

    Zehava I just reported you to TP.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:02 pm

    And Mr. President outs himself as usual.


  577. Mr. President says:

    “You holding, Dime Bag?” – Z
    ————————
    Nah, I’m broke and outta smoke…

    WAIT, let me call my boy right quick…

    you may know him…

    his name is Goracle III!


  578. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    as they say in new york; hug this.

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 12:52 am

    Minor corection, that would more properly be expressed as
    “Hug this, Pal.” Must remember that we polite in our put downs. :)


  579. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Keep your deviant sexual exploits to yourself…

    Comment by barfly

    been there done that, no future in it.


  580. barfly says:

    Why do I feel that this party is going to end in disaster?

    Comment by Egreggious

    We had a guy like you when I was growing up. We always made sure he got drunk first…


  581. The Eck says:

    “You can’t have a disaster without a Republican.”

    How do you think Dems ever get elected?


  582. Egreggious says:

    Hey, Wayne, more synchronicity. Greg Palast is on PBS’s Now.


  583. Lee J. Cobb says:

    “Hug this, Pal.” Must remember that we polite in our put downs. :)

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider

    I stand corrected, sir.


  584. Zehava says:

    you may know him…
    his name is Goracle III!
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 1:02 am

    Nope, don’t know him.

    I’ll find someone else…


  585. The Eck says:

    “synchronicity”

    Word of the day!


  586. Jay Randal says:

    Why almost 600 posts on this thread? Wolf Blitzer is an ass > lol.


  587. Egreggious says:

    We always made sure he got drunk first…

    Comment by barfly — July 28, 2007 @ 1:03 am

    And I always appreciated it.


  588. alp3 says:

    Yeah, so chill out… smoke a doobie.

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 12:57 am

    jesus, it’s worse than i thought. try this line out there amongst the populous.

    i’ve always wondered wh o the hell you f@cks were catering too.
    yourselves. and even you aren’t buying.

    looking forward to your karma playing out, Mr. P.

    sweet P.


  589. Lee J. Cobb says:

    I got 600! yea!! I am somebody!! My life has meaning!!



  590. Zehava says:

    Keep your deviant sexual exploits to yourself…
    Comment by barfly

    been there done that, no future in it.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 1:02 am

    And no company….


  591. Zehava says:

    I got 600! yea!! I am somebody!! My life has meaning!!
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 1:06 am

    Where are you?


  592. Mr. President says:

    sweet P.

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 1:06 am
    —————————–
    Are you Popeye or Olive?


  593. The Eck says:

    Good job, Lee. Now go f**k yourself. ;)


  594. Lee J. Cobb says:

    And no company….

    Comment by Zehava

    alot less pillow talk and footsee.


  595. barfly says:

    Just what the hell is “waxing the floor,” anyway? Sounds like some sort of foot fetish…


  596. Egreggious says:

    Good job, Lee. Now go f**k yourself. ;)

    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 1:08 am

    I told ya. Disaster.


  597. Zehava says:

    Good job, Lee. Now go f**k yourself. ;)
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 1:08 am

    Talk to the hand, Eck…..it likes it……


  598. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Where are you?

    Comment by Zehava

    metaphoricly? I’m wasting away in a deep red state of flatness and vapid swamps of ignorance.


  599. Egreggious says:

    Just what the hell is “waxing the floor,” anyway?

    Comment by barfly — July 28, 2007 @ 1:09 am

    It would just get deleted if somebody actually posted it.


  600. JTitor says:

    Comment by bucketsofbloodforbucketsofoil — All good posts! Hell of a lot more important then “Darrell Hammond: My Blitzer impression needs work.”


  601. barfly says:

    alot less pillow talk and footsee.

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    I thought so…


  602. Zehava says:

    alot less pillow talk and footsee.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 1:08 am

    Jesus….


  603. alp3 says:

    Are you Popeye or Olive?

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 1:08 am
    #

    am i a cartoon, li’l buddy? welp, you’ll see…

    on your teevee?


  604. Egreggious says:

    Zooey may not be the only sl*t around here.


  605. Zehava says:

    metaphoricly? I’m wasting away in a deep red state of flatness and vapid swamps of ignorance.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 1:10 am

    Me too. Minus the flatness.

    I need more wine…


  606. Zehava says:

    Zooey may not be the only sl*t around here.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:11 am

    You too?


  607. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    I’m wasting away in a deep red state of flatness and vapid swamps of ignorance.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 1:10 am

    …ending a hacking cough.

    Sorry, I was channeling Dave Barry there. :)


  608. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:11 am

    One mans sl*t is another mans princess. I’m not sure which man you want to be but the sl*t is having a good time.


  609. barfly says:

    Zooey may not be the only sl*t around here.
    Comment by Egreggious

    Hellooo, Sailor!


  610. Egreggious says:

    You too?

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:14 am

    Hey don’t try and drag me down into this librul cesspool of immorality.


  611. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Zooey may not be the only sl*t around here.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:11 am

    You too?

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:14 am

    I don’t think he meant me, though I wouldn’t mind if he did. ;)


  612. Mr. President says:

    am i a cartoon, li’l buddy? welp, you’ll see…

    on your teevee?

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 1:11 am
    ————–
    You’re weird.


  613. Lee J. Cobb says:

    I think we ran the trolls off with the old bordom tactic.


  614. The Eck says:

    “I need more wine…”

    Pours a nice Pinot Grigio for Zehava…


  615. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Hey don’t try and drag me down into this librul cesspool of immorality.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:15 am

    Our is more of a “lubrul cesspool of morality“. ;)


  616. Egreggious says:

    You’re weird.

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 1:15 am

    potkettle


  617. Zehava says:

    Hey don’t try and drag me down into this librul cesspool of immorality.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:15 am

    Aww, c’mon.


  618. Mr. President says:

    People, please try to keep it clean! The Eck is here, and you’re embarrassing me!

    Heh. The Eck, their not usually like this… I swear.


  619. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Hey don’t try and drag me down into this librul cesspool of immorality.

    Comment by Egreggious

    I dont recall her mentioning your dungon and sex slave “Mr. Timid”.


  620. Egreggious says:

    Aww, c’mon.

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:17 am

    Well, I might just dip a toe in.

    But no footsies!


  621. JTitor says:

    FBI Proposes Building Network of U.S. Informants

    The FBI is taking cues from the CIA to recruit thousands of covert informants in the United States as part of a sprawling effort to boost its intelligence capabilities.

    According to a recent unclassified report to Congress, the FBI expects its informants to provide secrets about possible terrorists and foreign spies, although some may also be expected to aid with criminal investigations, in the tradition of law enforcement confidential informants. The FBI did not respond to requests for comment on this story.

    The FBI said the push was driven by a 2004 directive from President Bush ordering the bureau to improve its counterterrorism efforts by boosting its human intelligence capabilities.

    The aggressive push for more secret informants appears to be part of a new effort to grow its intelligence and counterterrorism efforts. Other recent proposals include expanding its collection and analysis of data on U.S. persons, retaining years’ worth of Americans’ phone records and even increasing so-called “black bag” secret entry operations.

    To handle the increase in so-called human sources, the FBI also plans to overhaul its database system, so it can manage records and verify the accuracy of information from “more than 15,000″ informants, according to the document. While many of the recruited informants will apparently be U.S. residents, some informants may be overseas, recruited by FBI agents in foreign offices, the report indicates.

    The total cost of the effort tops $22 million, according to the document.


  622. shane says:

    You’re in the fringe minority that hates Reagan.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:42 pm

    I feel comfortable with disliking Reagan, don’t you Lee J?

    Comment by Zehava — July 27, 2007 @ 11:48 pm

    Ronald Reagan, the most overrated president ever, who spent most of his second term vegged out from alzheimers and nobody noticed because he wasn’t that swift to begin with. What’s not to dislike?


  623. Mr. President says:

    Oops … “they’re”


  624. Zehava says:

    Pours a nice Pinot Grigio for Zehava…
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 1:16 am

    Have we met?

    Does that wine have a cork? That’s supposed to be classy…


  625. Egreggious says:

    It’s the sex and alcohol that turns them all to liberalism in the end.


  626. Zehava says:

    Heh. The Eck, their not usually like this… I swear.
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 1:17 am

    Yes we are — all the time!!

    Grammar, grasshopper….


  627. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Have we met?

    Does that wine have a cork? That’s supposed to be classy…

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:18 am

    that’s it. I’m driving faster.


  628. Mr. President says:

    Pours a nice Pinot Grigio for Zehava…

    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 1:16 am
    —————–
    She likes MD 20/20!


  629. Egreggious says:

    After a while you forget all about the IslamoFascists…


  630. Lee J. Cobb says:

    It’s the sex and alcohol that turns them all to liberalism in the end.

    Comment by Egreggious

    Didn’t work for Ted Haggart.


  631. Zehava says:

    Well, I might just dip a toe in.
    But no footsies!
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:18 am

    Feet are nice. You don’t like feet…?


  632. barfly says:

    What’s not to dislike?

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 1:18 am

    I liked “just say no” for its comedic element; it was so simple-minded, and pushed by a woman so obviously on medication herself.


  633. Mr. President says:

    After a while you forget all about the IslamoFascists…

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:21 am
    ———————-
    I don’t think so.


  634. Egreggious says:

    Feet are nice. You don’t like feet…?

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:21 am

    Somebody pass me the Box O Wine.


  635. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Comment by barfly — July 28, 2007 @ 1:22 am

    Are you saying Nancy got high and pushed Ronnie down the stairs in a wheelchair?

    that’s outragous!


  636. Zehava says:

    that’s it. I’m driving faster.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 1:20 am

    Don’t forget the donuts. I have plenty of dust….


  637. The Eck says:

    “Have we met?”

    Not formally. I’m Eck. I’m a recovering Republican. Nice to meet you.


  638. Egreggious says:

    I’m starting to forget. Are we for high taxes or against them?


  639. Zehava says:

    She likes MD 20/20!
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 1:20 am

    You weren’t supposed to tell! You were only 15!


  640. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:23 am

    I have to get there before Eggy drinks all the wine and passes out on the floor.


  641. Egreggious says:

    You weren’t supposed to tell! You were only 15!

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:25 am

    Was this last week?


  642. shane says:

    According to you I’ve been whacking it for over 2 hours.

    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 28, 2007 @ 12:03 am

    See how nice we are, we’re making excuses for you posting the lamest crap, longer, than any other troll, without one iota of substance.

    If you’re not playing with yourself, what would be the reason for you droning on incessantly?


  643. Zehava says:

    Somebody pass me the Box O Wine.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:23 am

    Here’s a squiggly straw…


  644. Egreggious says:

    Shane, hurry and catch up! You’re way up there somewhere.


  645. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Little government or big government? It’s all so different now.


  646. The Eck says:

    “I’m starting to forget. Are we for high taxes or against them?”

    You’re for tax cuts. Let me pour you another shot.


  647. Zehava says:

    Not formally. I’m Eck. I’m a recovering Republican. Nice to meet you.
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 1:24 am

    Likewise. What will you be when you recover?


  648. barfly says:

    Are you saying Nancy got high and pushed Ronnie down the stairs in a wheelchair?

    that’s outragous!

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb

    “Mommy! No!”


  649. Egreggious says:

    I enjoy killing babies!!!!

    Yahooo!!!


  650. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Shane will soon be taking my spot on the Bill-O show. though I doubt anyone can top digging him up and crapping on his face.

    Bill-O would piss himself for that one.


  651. Zehava says:

    I’m starting to forget. Are we for high taxes or against them?
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:24 am

    Check your copy of The Liberal Agenda ™, dear.


  652. Egreggious says:

    Oh, Jesus, did I just see Bill O’Reilly pop in here?


  653. Zehava says:

    Was this last week?
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:25 am

    Um, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I never touched that kid.


  654. Egreggious says:

    #662 has nothing to do with #660. It has to do with #659.


  655. Egreggious says:

    I think I hear Shane approaching in the distance.


  656. Zehava says:

    #662 has nothing to do with #660. It has to do with #659.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:31 am

    My brain hurts!!

    –The Gumbies


  657. Lee J. Cobb says:

    what goes “frmp,screesh,frmp,scresh,frmpscresh”?


  658. Egreggious says:

    Where did everybody go? I’m standing here drunk and naked in the cesspool.

    Hello?

    Anyone?


  659. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Reagans rotting corpse after I dig it up and put it in the dryer.


  660. Zehava says:

    I think I hear Shane approaching in the distance.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:31 am

    Shane, don’t read that shit!! Jump to the end!


  661. Egreggious says:

    what goes “frmp,screesh,frmp,scresh,frmpscresh”?

    I give up.


  662. Egreggious says:

    Reagans rotting corpse after I dig it up and put it in the dryer.

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 1:34 am

    Bill O’Reilly’s ratings are going to go up.



  663. Mr. President says:

    A: Where did everybody go? I’m standing here drunk and naked in the cesspool.

    Hello?

    Anyone?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:33 am

    ———————————————

    Q: What are things commonly said by liberals?


  664. Zehava says:

    Where did everybody go? I’m standing here drunk and naked in the cesspool.
    Hello?
    Anyone?
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:33 am

    We’re here, baby…here’s another glass of wine…


  665. Egreggious says:

    I think the boys have passed out.


  666. bilbobaggins says:

    “Who cares if someone wants to drink bottled water?
    Comment by Mr. President”

    Mother earth cares. She’s running out of room to store all the waste we create by drinking our water out of a plastic bottle.


  667. alp3 says:

    You’re weird.

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 1:15 am

    always a harbinger to the inside the park home run.

    mr. p is a she. or mr. p has ….


  668. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Bill O’Reilly’s ratings are going to go up.

    Comment by Egreggious

    As long as I get on TV….I couldn’t leave you flopping in the cesspool all by your lonesome.


  669. Egreggious says:

    Not you too, bilbo?


  670. Zehava says:

    Reagans rotting corpse after I dig it up and put it in the dryer.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 1:34 am

    Oh my god….wine in the nose….!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  671. The Eck says:

    “what goes “frmp,screesh,frmp,scresh,frmpscresh”?”

    Monica giving Bill a bj.


  672. Egreggious says:

    Pee, frankly, I don’t understand alp3 either. But he’s a liberal, so I’m sure he’s a good guy.


  673. Mr. President says:

    mr. p is a she. or mr. p has ….

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 1:36 am

    —-
    has…… what?


  674. Zehava says:

    Monica giving Bill a bj.
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 1:38 am

    Link?


  675. alp3 says:

  676. Egreggious says:

    And bilbo is gaining ground on shane. They’re coming down the homestretch, it’s close, it’s really close, and it’s—


  677. Mr. President says:

    what?

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 1:40 am

    ——–

    what?



  678. Zehava says:

    has…… what?
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 1:38 am

    Cough it up, Mr P, or don’t you dare dip your toes in the cesspool.


  679. Mr. President says:

  680. The Eck says:

    Betty Curry could probably source that, Zehava.


  681. Egreggious says:

    I’m getting a little echo on my computer. May have to shut down.


  682. The Eck says:

  683. Zehava says:

  684. Egreggious says:

    Link?

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:40 am

    Very “brass-y” of you, my dear.


  685. The Eck says:

    Is it ok if I leave my shoes on in the cess?


  686. Zehava says:

    Betty Curry could probably source that, Zehava.
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 1:42 am

    Is that an Indian dish? I like it extra hot…


  687. Lee J. Cobb says:

    I gotta change him over to the fluff and fold cycle. I’m out.

    later all. keep the cesspool warm for me.


  688. Mr. President says:

    Cough it up, Mr P, or don’t you dare dip your toes in the cesspool.

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:41 am
    —————–
    Cough what up?

    What is alpo3 talking about?


  689. Egreggious says:

    I like it extra hot…

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:44 am

    Lee just drove his car off the side of the road.


  690. Zehava says:

    Very “brass-y” of you, my dear.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:43 am

    I like to follow up and include the trolls.

    They get so little attention.


  691. Mr. President says:

    YES!!!!!!!!!!! 700!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IN YOUR FACE, 600!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yeyah!!!!


  692. Egreggious says:

    Goodnight, Lee.

    I want to see how drunk everyone is.

    Who thinks that Mexican dude should resign?


  693. Mr. President says:

    Resign?

    Why would he?

    On what grounds?


  694. Zehava says:

    I gotta change him over to the fluff and fold cycle. I’m out.
    later all. keep the cesspool warm for me.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 1:45 am

    Goodnight, Lee J. The Eck will keep the cesspool bubbling nicely….


  695. The Eck says:

    You’re plastered, Mr. President!


  696. shane says:

    What’s not to dislike?

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 1:18 am

    I liked “just say no” for its comedic element; it was so simple-minded, and pushed by a woman so obviously on medication herself.

    Comment by barfly

    Did you ever hear the joke about when Nancy kept saying she was bored somebody told her to do drugs and she took it the wrong way.


  697. Egreggious says:

    Resign?

    Why would he?

    On what grounds?

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 1:48 am

    Somebody needs another drinkypoo.


  698. DAGIM says:

    Monica giving Bill a bj. Comment by The Eck

    OCDS

    I see Eck still has, after all these year, Obsessive Clenis Derangement Syndrome.

    What throws softballs, wears dogtags, sells wrinkled grommet, sleeps over, and not logged?


  699. The Eck says:

    “The Eck will keep the cesspool bubbling nicely….”

    Yes, I did have some burritos earlier in the day. :)


  700. Zehava says:

    Cough what up?
    What is alpo3 talking about?
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 1:45 am

    What?


  701. Jay Randal says:

    Wow over 700 posts, so you all are going for the record 1,000?


  702. Mr. President says:

    What?

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:49 am

    —————–

    What?


  703. Egreggious says:

    I didn’t get it, shane.

    Maybe after I sober up.


  704. Zehava says:

    Who thinks that Mexican dude should resign?
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:46 am

    Who? Abu Pinot Gringo?


  705. Egreggious says:

    DAGIM! Spill it!


  706. shane says:

    Shane, hurry and catch up! You’re way up there somewhere.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:26 am

    I’ve been married 22 years, I don’t even know what you people are talking about. Plus I have children here distracting me out on the west coast.


  707. The Eck says:

    “Who thinks that Mexican dude should resign?”

    He can’t be serious with some of those answers he’s giving to congress. One exchange with Schumer was incredible. He has to be putting on an act to take heat off the Bush administration.


  708. alp3 says:

    if you have to ask…

    mr. p you’re bleak. that;s why you have no future.

    you should already know this. yet you don’t.

    bleakerer.

    sigh.

    best of luck.

    sweet p.


  709. DAGIM says:

    Mr P. Your starting to remind me of the ‘Questrian’ michael.

    Is this the latest Collage Republican methodology of trying to debate, without actually debating?


  710. Egreggious says:

    Who? Abu Pinot Gringo?

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:51 am

    Do you have the squiggly straw?


  711. DAGIM says:

    DAGIM! Spill it!

    Comment by Egreggious

    Jeff Gannon!


  712. Egreggious says:

    He can’t be serious with some of those answers he’s giving to congress. One exchange with Schumer was incredible. He has to be putting on an act to take heat off the Bush administration.

    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 1:52 am

    Better cut Eck off. He’s starting to make sense.


  713. Egreggious says:

    Jeff Gannon!

    Comment by DAGIM — July 28, 2007 @ 1:54 am

    Shhhh!

    You’ll get the boys excited.


  714. Zehava says:

    Yes, I did have some burritos earlier in the day. :)
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 1:49 am

    Whole beans, Eck, and no meat! Geez, you ruin every cesspool party…


  715. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    You’re in the fringe minority that hates Reagan.
    Comment by Brassmask from 3DHS — July 27, 2007 @ 11:42 pm

    As opposed to the fringe minority that idolizes, lionizes and simonizes Reagan?


  716. shane says:

    I didn’t get it, shane.

    Maybe after I sober up.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 1:51 am

    Somebody told her to do recreational pharmaceutical to allay boredom and she thought they meant for her to do a drug campaign. If she had just taken meds we wouldn’t have had to listen to the witch.


  717. Juan C says:

    Im at a loss here.

    But I lost my sleep time anyway.


  718. Lee J. Cobb says:

    my ronnie shrank. he looks like a wrinkled grommet. Call Jeff.


  719. Mr. President says:

    if you have to ask…

    mr. p you’re bleak. that;s why you have no future.

    you should already know this. yet you don’t.

    bleakerer.

    sigh.

    best of luck.

    sweet p.

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 1:52 am

    ——————–

    ¿ Que ?


  720. Zehava says:

    What?
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 1:50 am

    Huh?


  721. Egreggious says:

    Somebody told her to do recreational pharmaceutical to allay boredom and she thought they meant for her to do a drug campaign. If she had just taken meds we wouldn’t have had to listen to the witch.

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 1:56 am

    Boy, am I dense!

    Hey, somebody pass Juan the MadDog.


  722. Zehava says:

    Im at a loss here.
    But I lost my sleep time anyway.
    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 1:57 am

    Embrace the insanity, Juan.

    It’s safer that way…. :D


  723. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Ooops! Wrong room!

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 28, 2007 @ 12:49 am

    Got it from a Far Side cartoon. A bunch of people are sittting in, what appears to be, some kind of adult education class on something, when a large alien creature with eyes on about a dozen stalks has opened the door and said, “Whoops! Wrong room.” Always loved that one.


  724. alp3 says:

  725. Mr. President says:

    What?
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 1:50 am

    Huh?

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:57 am
    ——-
    oh.


  726. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 1:58 am

    tame in comparison. i got a dryer full of reagan corpse and eggies whacking babies in the cesspool. bill-O hit the jackpot tonight.


  727. The Eck says:

    “Geez, you ruin every cesspool party…”

    Who’s hiding my pants?


  728. alp3 says:

  729. Egreggious says:

    I wonder if we can just “What?” our way to 1000.


  730. Mr. President says:

    bleakerer…

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 1:59 am
    —————
    Just tell me what you are talking about, for Christ’s sake!

    Your message is not clear.


  731. DAGIM says:

    He can’t be serious with some of those answers he’s giving to congress.

    I don’t know if I don’t recall qualifies as an answer. I do, however, agree, amazingly, with the gist of that particular post.

    [8@P) Holy RePigliCanTs!!


  732. Zehava says:

    oh.
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 2:00 am

    Yeah.


  733. Egreggious says:

    [8@P) Holy RePigliCanTs!!

    Comment by DAGIM — July 28, 2007 @ 2:02 am

    Pass this man the straw!


  734. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    My brain hurts!!

    –The Gumbies

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 1:33 am

    “We’ll have to take it out!” – Dr. Gumby


  735. Egreggious says:

    anyone know what these lumps are? the soft one?

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 2:02 am

    College Republicans?


  736. alp3 says:

    Just tell me what you are talking about, for Christ’s sake!

    Your message is not clear.

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 2:02 am

    potkettle

    sigh.


  737. Lee J. Cobb says:

    what if Fredo was called in to testify before the House Judiciary Committe on Monday and he just started whacking off at the desk?


  738. Zehava says:

    tame in comparison. i got a dryer full of reagan corpse and eggies whacking babies in the cesspool. bill-O hit the jackpot tonight.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 2:00 am

    Your dryer is ruined forever….no more April fresh…


  739. shane says:

    i started reading this thread when there was about 450 posts because I couldn’t figure out why there were so many … I’m still wondering. I think I need to drink more.


  740. Egreggious says:

    what if Fredo was called in to testify before the House Judiciary Committe on Monday and he just started whacking off at the desk?

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 2:04 am

    Leahy would say, “Brass, is that you?”


  741. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Your dryer is ruined forever….no more April fresh…

    Comment by Zehava

    It hasn’t been the same since the cat.


  742. Zehava says:

    Who’s hiding my pants?
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 2:00 am

    Mr P, give The Eck his pants!! Geez, we have to watch you all the time!

    BTW, what exactly, is “The Eck?”


  743. Egreggious says:

    Oh, the memories…

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 2:05 am

    I think there’s a one year minimum on the use of “memories”.


  744. shane says:

    I heard on Air American Radio that Bushco has made a deal to sell the Saudis $20 billion in weapons. And because Israel is pissed we’re going to give them $30 billion in weapons. More of the same old same old. The articles supposed to be in the Sunday New York Times.


  745. Zehava says:

    Reminds me of the sound of the sweet love we made, back when I was 15 and you were drunk on Mad Dog…

    Oh, the memories…

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 2:05 am

    It’s ok, the statute of limitations has run out….


  746. Juan C says:

    It’s safer that way…. :D
    Comment by Zehava

    I think I will you just see the show from here. Heh. ;)


  747. Lee J. Cobb says:

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:08 am

    and some guy gets life for taking on 9mm up to new York?


  748. Egreggious says:

    I heard on Air American Radio that Bushco has made a deal to sell the Saudis $20 billion in weapons. And because Israel is pissed we’re going to give them $30 billion in weapons. More of the same old same old. The articles supposed to be in the Sunday New York Times.

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:08 am

    Somebody posted that on the Maliki thread.

    Boy, we sure have a lot of weapons!

    I can’t remember. Is that good?


  749. Zehava says:

    I think I need to drink more.
    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:05 am

    I’ll drink to that….


  750. DAGIM says:

    Pass this man the straw! Comment by Egreggious

    WeeheeYahhhsheetfarrrNnnSabeDahMatches!!

    Heeeeer Come Dahh StrawWwwwWWw!


  751. shane says:

    anyone know what these lumps are? the soft one?

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 2:02 am

    College Republicans?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:04 am

    Egreggious, are you making this diagnosis based on the fact that they’re lumps or because they are soft.


  752. Mr. President says:

    Um… shane, that’s a bit OT.

    the topic is dirty hippies and the dirty things they do…


  753. Egreggious says:

    and some guy gets life for taking on 9mm up to new York?

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 2:09 am

    9mm.

    Are we talking about Pee here?


  754. Zehava says:

    It hasn’t been the same since the cat.
    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 2:05 am

    Cats are the worst on dryers. Then you tumble the Reagan corpse, and the damn thing is useless….


  755. DAGIM says:

    BTW, what exactly, is “The Eck?”

    Comment by Zehava

    I think it may just be…The Exley!!


  756. Egreggious says:

    Egreggious, are you making this diagnosis based on the fact that they’re lumps or because they are soft.

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:10 am

    Yes.


  757. alp3 says:

  758. shane says:

    and some guy gets life for taking on 9mm up to new York?

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 2:09 am

    Huh? I told you I’m sober and not thinking clearly.


  759. Egreggious says:

    Exley was before my time.

    *tears*


  760. Mr. President says:

    sigh.

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 2:12 am
    ————-
    Explain yourself!


  761. Zehava says:

    I think I will you just see the show from here. Heh. ;)
    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 2:09 am

    Chicken…. :D


  762. Egreggious says:

    Explain yourself!

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 2:13 am

    There’s that cute little authoritarian streak again.


  763. alp3 says:

    yourself |yÉ™rˈself; yôr-; yoŏr-| pronoun [ second person singular ] ( pl. -selves |-ˈselvz|) 1 [ reflexive ] used to refer to the person being addressed as the object of a verb or preposition when they are also the subject of the clause : help yourselves, boys | see for yourself. 2 [ emphatic ] you personally (used to emphasize the person being addressed) : you’re going to have to do it yourself. PHRASES ( not) be yourself see be oneself, not be oneself at be . by yourself see by oneself at by . how’s yourself? informal how are you? (used esp. after answering a similar inquiry).

    bleakerer.

    mr. p


  764. Egreggious says:

    Juan, dude, just stick a toe in the cesspool!

    That’s what I did and now look at me!

    Actually, it would probably be better if you didn’t look at me.


  765. Zehava says:

    WeeheeYahhhsheetfarrrNnnSabeDahMatches!!
    Heeeeer Come Dahh StrawWwwwWWw!
    Comment by DAGIM — July 28, 2007 @ 2:10 am

    You don’t mind if it’s a Big Box O’ Wine, do you?


  766. Egreggious says:

    Alp made a funny. I like alp.


  767. shane says:

    Cats are the worst on dryers. Then you tumble the Reagan corpse, and the damn thing is useless….

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 2:11 am

    I’m fine with the Reagan corpse, but byatch watch what you say about Cats in the dryer. I miss my kitty and little dog while I’m here in LA. Tomorrow I buy some wine!


  768. Mr. President says:

    yourself |yərˈself; yôr-; yoŏr-| pronoun [ second person singular ] ( pl. -selves |-ˈselvz|) 1 [ reflexive ] used to refer to the person being addressed as the object of a verb or preposition when they are also the subject of the clause : help yourselves, boys | see for yourself. 2 [ emphatic ] you personally (used to emphasize the person being addressed) : you’re going to have to do it yourself. PHRASES ( not) be yourself see be oneself, not be oneself at be . by yourself see by oneself at by . how’s yourself? informal how are you? (used esp. after answering a similar inquiry).

    bleakerer.

    mr. p

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 2:15 am

    ——
    ¿Que?


  769. Jay Randal says:

    Almost 800 posts and another 200 after that to beat the record on TP.


  770. Zehava says:

    I think it may just be…The Exley!!
    Comment by DAGIM — July 28, 2007 @ 2:11 am

    Oh god….I’m gonna be sick.


  771. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    what if Fredo was called in to testify before the House Judiciary Committe on Monday and he just started whacking off at the desk?

    Comment by Lee J. Cobb — July 28, 2007 @ 2:04 am

    It would be the first time he hadn’t committed perjury.


  772. Juan C says:

    9mm.
    Are we talking about Pee here?
    Comment by Egreggious

    LMAO!!!

    Chicken…. :D
    Comment by Zehava

    You know me too well. :)


  773. Egreggious says:

    I miss my kitty and little dog while I’m here in LA.

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:16 am

    Typical Lefty!


  774. shane says:

    Yes.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:12 am

    That’s what I thought. Excellent call. Now can we surgically remove the soft lumps?


  775. Egreggious says:

    Oh god….I’m gonna be sick.

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 2:17 am

    Not in the cesspool, beautiful. Find your way to the edge.


  776. shane says:

    Juan, dude, just stick a toe in the cesspool!

    That’s what I did and now look at me!

    Actually, it would probably be better if you didn’t look at me.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:15 am

    JUAN! Step away from the cesspool. And it’s probably safer if you don’t look into their eyes.


  777. Zehava says:

    I’m fine with the Reagan corpse, but byatch watch what you say about Cats in the dryer. I miss my kitty and little dog while I’m here in LA. Tomorrow I buy some wine!
    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:16 am

    It was Lee J’s cat!!

    I just didn’t stop him….sorry.


  778. Egreggious says:

    That’s what I thought. Excellent call. Now can we surgically remove the soft lumps?

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:18 am

    Throw them in Lee’s dryer!


  779. Wade Boggs says:

    Eck what’s up dude?


  780. Egreggious says:

    What do you say we all sneak over to RedState and scare the shit out of them?

    Hello, Wade.


  781. shane says:

    Typical Lefty!

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:17 am

    Why yes, another brilliant diagnosis. You are on a roll.


  782. Egreggious says:

    I apologize for the i instead of the !. Sorry, TP.


  783. Zehava says:

    Not in the cesspool, beautiful. Find your way to the edge.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:19 am

    Everyone!? Mr Sensitive…..

    *crying jag*


  784. Juan C says:

    Juan, dude, just stick a toe in the cesspool!
    Comment by Egreggious

    It´s like Im Dante watching one of the circles of Hell, wondering if he should stay here where all the fun is or go up and see Boring Beatrice at the Gates of Pearl and Streets of Gold according to Daryll. Heh.


  785. shane says:

    It was Lee J’s cat!!

    I just didn’t stop him….sorry.

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 2:20 am

    But he was under your spell, you…you…you, ENCHANTRESS.


  786. DAGIM says:

    I heard on Air American Radio that Bushco has made a deal to sell the Saudis $20 billion in weapons.

    I read on globasecurity.org the other day that it was estimated to take about 300,000 rounds for each terrorist taken out
    [about .35 cents a round]

    You don’t mind if it’s a Big Box O’ Wine, do you?
    Comment by Zehava

    Shirley Knott! BTW Could I get some cheese with that wine?

    Welp, Ackthelly, Im gurna habah to passbah deebah strawbah tubah nexxbah purson anbah saybah goodnite. =)

    Goodbah nitebah.


  787. Egreggious says:

  788. Mr.ThinkProgress says:

    800 comments on a comedy thread. Wow, there seem to be some serious bloggers out there.


  789. Zehava says:

    You know me too well. :)
    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 2:17 am

    I’d know you better if you were ankle deep in the cesspool….


  790. The Eck says:

    “Oh god….I’m gonna be sick.”

    Damnit DAGIM, that’s not true!


  791. Egreggious says:

    That DAGIM is kind of lightweight.

    potkettle


  792. The Eck says:

    Hey Wade, what’s up, man?


  793. Egreggious says:

    Eck, you’re still here! I thought I noticed some bubbles.


  794. shane says:

    Everyone!? Mr Sensitive…..

    *crying jag*

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 2:22 am

    It’s that “one more glass of wine” that starts the crying jag. Yeah, yeah, he was insensitive, blah, blah, have a shot of tequila and you’ll feel better.


  795. Zehava says:

    Goodbah nitebah.
    Comment by DAGIM — July 28, 2007 @ 2:23 am

    Goodbah niebah, X fish man. :)


  796. Egreggious says:

    Fine, barf in the pool then! See if I care.


  797. shane says:

    Shirley Knott! BTW Could I get some cheese with that wine?

    Welp, Ackthelly, Im gurna habah to passbah deebah strawbah tubah nexxbah purson anbah saybah goodnite. =)

    Goodbah nitebah.

    Comment by DAGIM — July 28, 2007 @ 2:23 am

    And don’t call her Shirley, she’s already on a crying jag.


  798. Mr. President says:

    Damn, I missed 800!


  799. Egreggious says:

    Has anyone seen Lee lately? I miss him.


  800. DAGIM says:

    Damnit DAGIM, that’s not true!

    Comment by The Eck

    Ahh sayyd Ahh thinkbah eet Maybahbee!!

    I was jes’ guessing. Eck reminded me of Ecksley, thats all.


  801. Zehava says:

    But he was under your spell, you…you…you, ENCHANTRESS.
    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:23 am

    *sniff*

    I don’t know how it happens, guys just get this urge to throw cats in the dryer when they’re around me.

    *hiccup*

    Sorry….


  802. The Eck says:

    “Eck, you’re still here! I thought I noticed some bubbles.”

    Zahava just barfed on me.


  803. shane says:

    Fine, barf in the pool then! See if I care.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:27 am

    NOOOOO! Barf goes in the dryer, right Z?


  804. Egreggious says:

    Damn, I missed 800!

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 2:28 am

    I knew that was going to devastate you. Here, have a drink.


  805. shane says:

    *hiccup*

    Sorry….

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 2:28 am

    Tequila also cures hiccups, just saying.


  806. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    He can’t be serious with some of those answers he’s giving to congress. One exchange with Schumer was incredible. He has to be putting on an act to take heat off the Bush administration.

    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 1:52 am

    If I may interject the silliness, which I am also enjoying the hell out of, I’d like a chance to respond to this.

    Hi. I am not sure I would classify it as an “act” so much as an “act of desperation”. He is realizing that he has, in fact, given inaccurate testimony (to be generous), but has been giving the testimony he was expected to give. I believe that he is doing this under the imoression that, like Scooter Libby, his long-time friend and client, GWB, will keep him from going to prison. So, to protect the secrets that they have illegally made secret (because it makes them look bad, niot becasuse it involves nat’l secty), he will obsfuscate and attack back with accusations of his own that the questioners are trying to trick him into revealing classified information.

    That’s how I see it, anyway. What do you think, sir?

    I wonder if we can just “What?” our way to 1000.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:01 am

    What?


  807. Zehava says:

    Fine, barf in the pool then! See if I care.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:27 am

    It’s a CESSPOOL, for heaven’s sake!

    Nevermind, that shot of tequila shored me up…


  808. Garth says:

    Z,

    If you’re gonna spew, spew into this…

    *hands Z dixie cup*


  809. alp3 says:

    the attention was nice, but i’m a bit put off by mr. p’s persistence.

    she’s creepy, in a bad way.


  810. Garth says:

    Party on, Wayne!


  811. Juan C says:

    I’d know you better if you were ankle deep in the cesspool….
    Comment by Zehava

    You re good, Z. Very good. ;)


  812. alp3 says:

  813. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    It´s like Im Dante watching one of the circles of Hell, wondering if he should stay here where all the fun is or go up and see Boring Beatrice at the Gates of Pearl and Streets of Gold according to Daryll. Heh.

    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 2:23 am

    “The sinners are much more fun…” – Billy Joel


  814. Egreggious says:

    That’s how I see it, anyway. What do you think, sir?

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 2:30 am

    I think someone’s still sober.


  815. The Eck says:

    It’s a CESSPOOL, for heaven’s sake!

    Nevermind, that shot of tequila shored me up…

    ————

    lol, I love it!


  816. shane says:

    Z,

    If you’re gonna spew, spew into this…

    *hands Z dixie cup*

    Comment by Garth — July 28, 2007 @ 2:31 am

    I think you’ve handled women in this condition before, haven’t you Garth? Attaboy.


  817. Egreggious says:

  818. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Well, I’ve finally caught up, too! I was torn between watching Bill Moyers’s show on earmarks (very interesting), and coming back here right after the Greg Palast interview. Then I got distracted by some small furry objects, then some larger ones, and, well…hey, everyone’s drunk except me! (and Wayne)


  819. Mr. President says:

    sigh!

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 2:32 am

    —–

    What?


  820. shane says:

    Enchantress Z, it one shot of tequila works two is even better. Would you like some lime and salt?


  821. Egreggious says:

    OK, another test.

    Universal Health Care.

    Cool or stupid?


  822. Mr. President says:

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:35 am

    Suicide!


  823. shane says:

    Then I got distracted by some small furry objects, then some larger ones, and, well…hey, everyone’s drunk except me! (and Wayne)

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 2:34 am

    And me, but hey, I’m high on life.


  824. Egreggious says:

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 2:34 am

    Jane, you snuck up on us.

    Not cool.


  825. Zehava says:

    What?
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 2:30 am

    What?

    Clearly you are sober. We don’t like your kind around here….


  826. Egreggious says:

    Suicide!

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 2:36 am

    Something tells me Pee wants another drink.


  827. shane says:

    Universal Health Care.

    Cool or stupid?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:35 am

    Very cool.


  828. Egreggious says:

    Oh hi, shane, I didn’t notice you sitting over there in the corner.


  829. shane says:

    Egreggious, boxers or briefs? Removed in the cesspool or before?


  830. Zehava says:

    If you’re gonna spew, spew into this…
    *hands Z dixie cup*
    Comment by Garth — July 28, 2007 @ 2:31 am

    Thanks Garth, I think I’m ok. Can you pour some more tequila in that dixie cup? Thanks…


  831. Juan C says:

    Then I got distracted by some small furry objects, then some larger ones, and, well…hey, everyone’s drunk except me! (and Wayne)
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    I have this 2 liter bottle of jamaica water. I cant translate it. But there is this plant known as jamaica, and you put the leaves in a pot of water and boil it. The water will take a red color. It is very good. Cheers.


  832. Egreggious says:

    Very cool.

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:37 am

    Typical lefty.


  833. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:36 am

    I’m surprised you didn’t hear me from waaaaay back there, I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes! I’m so glad that TP gave us our own fun thread tonight–how kind of them!


  834. shane says:

    Clearly you are sober. We don’t like your kind around here….

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 2:37 am

    Oh sure, from crying jag to anger. How about one more shot to mellow you out.


  835. Zehava says:

    You re good, Z. Very good. ;)
    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 2:32 am

    But when I’m bad, I’m better…. :-)


  836. Egreggious says:

    Egreggious, boxers or briefs? Removed in the cesspool or before?

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:38 am

    I like the tease of the wet tighty-whiteys.


  837. Juan C says:

    Universal Health Care.
    Cool or stupid?
    Comment by Egreggious

    Hows Tequila involved in that?


  838. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Universal Health Care.

    Cool or stupid?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:35 am

    So you’re talking, like, healthcare, man, for, like, every creature in the entire known Universe, man!

    That is WAY cool! We can help the friendlier aliens when they visit our planet, instead of experimenting on them, as has been the current policy.


  839. Zehava says:

    Enchantress Z, it one shot of tequila works two is even better. Would you like some lime and salt?
    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:35 am

    Wood eye!!


  840. Juan C says:

    But when I’m bad, I’m better…. :-)
    Comment by Zehava

    Prove it. ;)


  841. Egreggious says:

    Hows Tequila involved in that?

    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 2:40 am

    Oh, you’ll see soon enough.


  842. shane says:

    Oh hi, shane, I didn’t notice you sitting over there in the corner.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:38 am

    That’s because I’m a “stealth poster”. TP’s OO7.


  843. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “there is this plant known as jamaica, and you put the leaves in a pot of water and boil it. The water will take a red color. It is very good. Cheers.”
    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 2:38 am

    Hmmm….”Jamaica Red”? ;-)


  844. Egreggious says:

    Prove it. ;)

    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 2:42 am

    Is Ann Coulter here?


  845. Zehava says:

    Egreggious, boxers or briefs? Removed in the cesspool or before?
    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:38 am

    Gee whiz, shane. Don’t you think that’s just a little bit personal?

    I can’t take you anywhere…


  846. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “Oh hi, shane, I didn’t notice you sitting over there in the corner.”
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:38 am

    She’s cloaked.


  847. Egreggious says:

    I can’t take you anywhere…

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 2:43 am

    Pretty brazen for a sober chick.

    Z, on the other hand…


  848. shane says:

    I like the tease of the wet tighty-whiteys.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:40 am

    The troll formerly known as Brassnoballs wants to know why you won’t answer his question. I think he’s really Congressman Foley. Are you 18 yet?


  849. Zehava says:

    Prove it. ;)
    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 2:42 am

    *clearing throat*

    Um, what? :-D


  850. Juan C says:

    Hmmm….”Jamaica Red”? ;-)
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    Ha!! That made me laugh loud.


    Oh, you’ll see soon enough.
    Comment by Egreggious

    There is no soon enough when it comes to Tequila. But, Mezcal is even better. Same plant used but one or two LESS distillation processes. Powerful stuff.


  851. The Eck says:

    And me, but hey, I’m high on life.

    Comment by shane —

    Hello Shane, how ya doing?


  852. alp3 says:

    the commies are putting fluoride in our fluids.

    you guys!


  853. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    I confess, I’m sober, but only because I had to give up alcohol about twenty years ago. So do I still have to leave the cesspool party? I am enjoying the fun.


  854. Zehava says:

    Z, on the other hand…
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:44 am

    I never touched that kid…


  855. Egreggious says:

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:45 am

    But the premise of your question was such that I could not metaphysically dissect the true intent of your gobbledygook, falderol, blah, blah, blah, ad nauseum….


  856. The Eck says:

    Good analysis, Wayne. I’ll respond tomorrow when I’m less drunk.


  857. Juan C says:

    Um, what? :-D
    Comment by Zehava

    You know, links…photos…whatever. Heh.


  858. shane says:

    Egreggious, boxers or briefs? Removed in the cesspool or before?
    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:38 am

    Gee whiz, shane. Don’t you think that’s just a little bit personal?

    I can’t take you anywhere…

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 2:43 am

    But, but, but, I have recused myself and am unable to address this issue. I will not discuss it with you. No way, no how. I’d LOVE to answer any questions but I am recused.


  859. dbadass says:

    Wood eye!!

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 2:42 am

    Hairlip Hairlip!


  860. Egreggious says:

    I confess, I’m sober, but only because I had to give up alcohol about twenty years ago. So do I still have to leave the cesspool party? I am enjoying the fun.

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 2:47 am

    I say you can come in. But no more of that Left-Wing Reality-Based cr*p, OK?


  861. shane says:

    She’s cloaked.

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 2:44 am

    My friend Harry loaned me his. Don’t tell the trolls.


  862. Zehava says:

    I confess, I’m sober, but only because I had to give up alcohol about twenty years ago. So do I still have to leave the cesspool party? I am enjoying the fun.
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 2:47 am

    Oh fine….just no clothing. :-)

    And pay no mind to the barf all over Eck, I don’t know how that happened….


  863. Egreggious says:

    Badass! Yippee!!!!

    Watch out, trolls, he can be kinda surly.


  864. shane says:

    Pretty brazen for a sober chick.

    Z, on the other hand…

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:44 am

    I am fearless. I’m spending the next week with 3 13 year old girls in an apartment. You can’t scare me.


  865. Zehava says:

    You know, links…photos…whatever. Heh.
    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 2:49 am

    I posted them, but TP keeps deleting them. Sorry…


  866. Egreggious says:

    Pee, Eck, this is what you’re turning your government over to in January 2009.


  867. shane says:

    There is no soon enough when it comes to Tequila. But, Mezcal is even better. Same plant used but one or two LESS distillation processes. Powerful stuff.

    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 2:47 am

    I wonder if anybody wants to eat the worm.


  868. Zehava says:

    Hairlip Hairlip!
    Comment by dbadass — July 28, 2007 @ 2:49 am

    YES!!!

    *dancing around office*


  869. Egreggious says:

    I’m spending the next week with 3 13 year old girls in an apartment.

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:52 am

    Why did Pee just faint?


  870. Mr. President says:

    Pee, Eck, this is what you’re turning your government over to in January 2009.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:53 am
    —————–
    In your dreams.


  871. Egreggious says:

    I wonder if anybody wants to eat the worm.

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 2:53 am

    Why did Eck just faint?


  872. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “Oh fine….just no clothing. :-)”

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 2:50 am

    Don’t encourage him, the room we’re in has the most windows in the house, anyone going by can see in. Plus, his mother’s apartment door is right behind me! (”Oops! Uh, yeah, we were just “blogging”!)


  873. Mr. President says:

    Why did Pee just faint?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:54 am

    ———————————-
    I didn’t.

    But I do expect a call from Ms. Neo-Con in 3 years.


  874. shane says:

    But the premise of your question was such that I could not metaphysically dissect the true intent of your gobbledygook, falderol, blah, blah, blah, ad nauseum….

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:48 am

    Sniff, sniff. Usually nobody understands me. I’m all misty because you got it. I’m touched, really. sniff, sniff.


  875. Juan C says:

    I wonder if anybody wants to eat the worm.
    Comment by shane

    So, you know… good.


    I posted them, but TP keeps deleting them. Sorry…
    Comment by Zehava

    Whos the chicken now? :D


  876. Egreggious says:

    But I do expect a call from Ms. Neo-Con in 3 years.

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 2:55 am

    She was a cutie.


  877. shane says:

    Pee, Eck, this is what you’re turning your government over to in January 2009.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:53 am

    Yep boys, be afraid, be very afraid.


  878. Zehava says:

    In your dreams.
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 2:54 am

    Mr Pee, you are witnessing the finest hijacking EVER!!!


  879. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Um, what? :-D

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 2:46 am

    What?


  880. Egreggious says:

    Get ready, Pee, 900 is on its way.


  881. Egreggious says:

  882. Mr. President says:

    She was a cutie.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:57 am
    —————
    Was she? I’ll liked the fact that she was pure evil!


  883. Egreggious says:

    900 takes a shot of tequila!


  884. Zehava says:

    Don’t encourage him, the room we’re in has the most windows in the house, anyone going by can see in. Plus, his mother’s apartment door is right behind me! (”Oops! Uh, yeah, we were just “blogging”!)
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 2:55 am

    You too, Jane. Here’s a sparkling cider, don’t be shy. :)


  885. Mr. President says:

  886. Mr. President says:

  887. Juan C says:

    This is a very good site for Climate Change info.
    Sorry for the off topic. (I just tried a shot for the 900)


  888. shane says:

    So, you know… good.

    I posted them, but TP keeps deleting them. Sorry…
    Comment by Zehava
    Whos the chicken now? :D

    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 2:56 am

    I’ve had mezcal before but I didn’t eat the worm. I’d like to try some of that water you’re having.


  889. The Eck says:

    “Pee, Eck, this is what you’re turning your government over to in January 2009.”

    I’m ready for 4 years of drama with the Clintons again. It’s kind of fun, actually.


  890. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    What?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 2:59 am

    What?


  891. Zehava says:

    Whos the chicken now? :D
    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 2:56 am

    Um….TP? :P


  892. Egreggious says:

    Global warming.

    Are you for it or against it?


  893. Juan C says:

    .
    Comment by Mr. President

    Thats not a comment. I demand a recount.


  894. Mr. President says:

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    900, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IN YOUR FACE 800!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  895. Egreggious says:

    I’m ready for 4 years of drama with the Clintons again. It’s kind of fun, actually.

    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 3:00 am

    Just be ready for the “Bush did it toos.”


  896. shane says:

    I’m ready for 4 years of drama with the Clintons again. It’s kind of fun, actually.

    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 3:00 am

    Eck, haven’t you been drinking your koolaid. What if KKKarl finds out.


  897. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “Sparkling cider”?!!! Yeesh! If I drink (rarely) it’s usually either Scotch or champagne!

    “.”
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:00 am

    Looks like PiP has a little premature punctuation there at 899!


  898. Zehava says:

    What?
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 2:57 am

    I wouldn’t really know….


  899. Mr. President says:

    .
    Comment by Mr. President

    Thats not a comment. I demand a recount.

    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 3:01 am
    ————————————————
    You know how the Right-wing do!


  900. Egreggious says:

  901. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Um….TP? :P

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 3:01 am

    reminds me of…

    “I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole. Bunghole. TP for my Bunghole.”

    I wasn’t a huge Beavis and Butthead fan, but I always got a kick out of that. It’s just so non-sensical, it’s funny.


  902. The Eck says:

    “And pay no mind to the barf all over Eck, I don’t know how that happened….”

    Let me lower myself into the cess and clean off.


  903. alp3 says:

  904. Mr. President says:

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:03 am

    It’s natural.


  905. shane says:

    Global warming.

    Are you for it or against it?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:01 am

    I want whatever Al Gore wants. I’m sure when I win my Nobel Prize he’ll do the same for me.


  906. Zehava says:

    Was she? I’ll liked the fact that she was pure evil!
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 2:59 am

    She was a spit fire. :D


  907. Egreggious says:

    What I meant was:

    I demand a recount.

    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 3:01 am

    Typical lefty.


  908. The Eck says:

    “Eck, haven’t you been drinking your koolaid. What if KKKarl finds out.”

    Karl screwed up ‘06 badly.

    The economy was pretty good under Bill Clinton. I’ll live if Hillary wins.


  909. Mr. President says:

    Global warming.

    Are you for it or against it?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:01 am
    ——————————————————————
    Who cares? I ain’t gonna do nothin’ ’bout it!!!


  910. Juan C says:

    You know how the Right-wing do!
    Comment by Mr. President

    At least you didnt have to cluster bomb civilians…yet.


  911. shane says:

    Looks like PiP has a little premature punctuation there at 899!

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:03 am

    I’ve never heard it called “punctuation” before.


  912. Mr. President says:

    super sigh?

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 3:03 am
    ————–
    HEy! Back off, alpo!


  913. Juan C says:

    Um….TP? :P
    Comment by Zehava

    Typical Lefty. :D


  914. The Eck says:

    Although, I like the fire in Obama lately. He really ripped into Hillary with that Bush lite line. He may wrestle the nomination away from her.


  915. Zehava says:

    “I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole. Bunghole. TP for my Bunghole.”

    I wasn’t a huge Beavis and Butthead fan, but I always got a kick out of that. It’s just so non-sensical, it’s funny.

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:03 am

    Jane, does he have his shirt pulled up on his head?


  916. shane says:

    Let me lower myself into the cess and clean off.

    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 3:03 am

    I think you’re supposed to clean off in the dryer. May I get the door for you?


  917. Egreggious says:

    The economy was pretty good under Bill Clinton. I’ll live if Hillary wins.

    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 3:05 am

    Oh, man. You’re going to regret that in the morning.


  918. Zehava says:

    Let me lower myself into the cess and clean off.
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 3:03 am

    Conservative indeed….


  919. Mr. President says:

    She was a spit fire. :D

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 3:04 am
    ———————————————
    Yeah, and I liked the way she changed back to “Ms. Neo-Con,” I got her to see things the Right way!!!


  920. Egreggious says:

    Although, I like the fire in Obama lately. He really ripped into Hillary with that Bush lite line. He may wrestle the nomination away from her.

    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 3:07 am

    Dude, you are wasted!


  921. shane says:

    super sigh?

    Comment by alp3 — July 28, 2007 @ 3:03 am

    Something bothering you alp3? You can tell me, I won’t tell the others.


  922. Juan C says:

    I ain’t gonna do nothin’ ’bout it!!!
    Comment by Mr. President

    or anything else…


  923. Egreggious says:

    Pee, keep an eye on your buddy there. The cesspool could be dangerous.


  924. Zehava says:

    Typical Lefty. :D
    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 3:07 am

    Thank you, Juan!!

    I didn’t get you anything….


  925. Egreggious says:

    Valerie Plame.

    Desk jockey

    or

    Agent 007?


  926. Juan C says:

    Although, I like the fire in Obama lately.
    Comment by The Eck

    So the sexual fixation towards afro-americans is true…


  927. Mr. President says:

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:11 am

    Who?


  928. The Eck says:

    “I think you’re supposed to clean off in the dryer. May I get the door for you?”

    Join me in the cess, will you? The sludge is fine.


  929. Egreggious says:

    Who?

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:12 am

    What?


  930. Zehava says:

    Yeah, and I liked the way she changed back to “Ms. Neo-Con,” I got her to see things the Right way!!!
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:09 am

    She was just massaging your massive, throbbing, pulsating……ego.


  931. shane says:

    Although, I like the fire in Obama lately.
    Comment by The Eck

    So the sexual fixation towards afro-americans is true…

    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 3:12 am

    All he saw was a big strapping man, he didn’t notice the african-american thing.


  932. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:11 am

    Clean air?

    Foofooran

    or

    Argle-bargle?


  933. dbadass says:

    wasn’t a huge Beavis and Butthead fan, but I always got a kick out of that. It’s just so non-sensical, it’s funny.

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:03 am

    Like gaming i was just a tad too old but B&B was and is wonderful stuff. Along those lines, I revisited recently SouthPark’s Bigger Longer & Uncut and despite the sophmoric nature of it, it is not without its charm


  934. Mr. President says:

    Who?

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:12 am

    What?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:13 am

    ——-
    huh?


  935. Egreggious says:

    All he saw was a big strapping man, he didn’t notice the african-american thing.

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 3:14 am

    Typical lefty.


  936. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Who?

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:12 am

    What?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:13 am

    When?


  937. Juan C says:

    I like this song. It reminds me of Cleveland.


  938. shane says:

    She was just massaging your massive, throbbing, pulsating……ego.

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 3:13 am

    Is his ego limp too?


  939. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “Jane, does he have his shirt pulled up on his head?”
    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 3:07 am

    “Shirt”?

    What?

    Okay, he IS wearing a shirt, but, no, it is not pulled up on his head.


  940. Mr. President says:

    She was just massaging your massive, throbbing, pulsating……ego.

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 3:13 am
    —————-
    Like a good girl.

    (If she were 3 years older, of course)


  941. Egreggious says:

    I’m not going to listen to that song and miss out on 1000.


  942. Who says:

    Who?
    Comment by Mr. President

    What?


  943. The Eck says:

    “All he saw was a big strapping man, he didn’t notice the african-american thing.”

    Hey Shane, why ya dogging me?


  944. Mr. President says:

    Is his ego limp too?

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 3:16 am
    ———————–
    Not when you’re around, perrrrty lady!


  945. Egreggious says:

    Hey Shane, why ya dogging me?

    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 3:17 am

    It’s a good thing, Eck. All us liberal guys do it.


  946. dbadass says:

    Zehava:

    I had no idea two people knew that joke. Thanks for the dance!


  947. Jane E. Schneider says:

    How did we get from Darrell Hammond and Wolf Blitzer to “big strapping” men again?


  948. Zehava says:

    Foofooran
    or
    Argle-bargle?
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:14 am

    I’m gonna go with “Argle-bargle” for the win, Alex.

    Cold pizza….sober up a little….


  949. Egreggious says:

    How did we get from Darrell Hammond and Wolf Blitzer to “big strapping” men again?

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:19 am

    I remember Ann Coulter was in the transition.


  950. Who says:

    How did we get from Darrell Hammond and Wolf Blitzer to “big strapping” men again?
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider

    Life goes in circles?


  951. Egreggious says:

    Who,

    Who are you?


  952. Mr. President says:

    Who?

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:12 am

    What?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:13 am

    When?

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:15 am

    Where?

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:16 am

    Why?

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:19 am

    How?


  953. Juan C says:

    mmmm…this thing slowed down.

    Everybody is waiting to make its move, right?


  954. Egreggious says:

    Thirty to go. We can do it.


  955. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    I remember Ann Coulter was in the transition.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:20 am

    Tom may be Ann and Ann may be Tom,
    It’s her e-mail address and I wonder how come?
    tom at ann-coul-ter!

    I have a certain fondness for those lines I wrote in my parody about her.


  956. Egreggious says:

    Somebody give Z another drink. That should get us there.


  957. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Who?

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:12 am

    What?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:13 am

    When?

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:15 am

    Where?

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:16 am

    Why?

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:19 am

    How?

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:21 am

    How what?


  958. Who says:

    Who are you?
    Comment by Egreggious

    Yes, I am. I exist. I dwell in reality.


  959. shabe says:

    How did we get from Darrell Hammond and Wolf Blitzer to “big strapping” men again?

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:19 am

    I believe Barack Obama is the big strapping man. Wolf Blitzer, snicker, is he a man?


  960. Egreggious says:

    Eck, say something, dude.

    We’re almost there.


  961. Mr. President says:

    Life goes in circles?

    Comment by Who — July 28, 2007 @ 3:20 am
    —————
    Whither and whence?


  962. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Zehava:

    I had no idea two people knew that joke. Thanks for the dance!

    Comment by dbadass — July 28, 2007 @ 3:18 am

    Actually, Wayne and I both knew that one, but, after Bartlebee offended “onelungwilly” the other day, I was afraid that there might be someone with a harelip in the audience!

    That joke’s an oldie but goodie–any time I hear someone say “Would I”, my mind automatically goes there! :D


  963. shane says:

    No I am not changing my name, just typing on a laptop with a very small keyboard.


  964. Juan C says:

    Lets do 1000 soon, please. I have to get up early tomorrow/today.


  965. Zehava says:

    Zehava:
    I had no idea two people knew that joke. Thanks for the dance!
    Comment by dbadass — July 28, 2007 @ 3:18 am

    You must know my Dad. :-D


  966. Egreggious says:

    Eck, tell us how you feel about Kucinich. Let it out.


  967. Mr. President says:

    Comment by shabe — July 28, 2007 @ 3:23 am

    Hey, shabe, you new here?


  968. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Who are you?
    Comment by Egreggious

    ‘Cause I really wanna know!
    (Who? Who? Who? Who?)

    Now you’re talkin’!


  969. Juan C says:

    Whither and whence?
    Comment by Mr. President

    mmm…I will go for the second one.


  970. The Eck says:

    I actually respect Kucinich for his principled stands. Oh shit!


  971. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Life goes in circles?

    Comment by Who — July 28, 2007 @ 3:20 am
    —————
    Whither and whence?

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:24 am

    Hither and yon?


  972. Zehava says:

    NO SLEEP ‘TIL 1000!!!!!


  973. Egreggious says:

  974. Egreggious says:

    Ground rule.

    No . for 1000.



  975. Juan C says:

    Let it out.
    Comment by Egreggious

    But in private.


  976. Jane E. Schneider says:

    What’s your clearance, Clarence?


  977. Juan C says:

    Ok, you chickens…here is the 1000.


  978. The Eck says:

    NO SLEEP ‘TIL 1000!!!!!

    I stole this from Zahava.


  979. Egreggious says:

    And here we go!


  980. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    I mean, 1000 or bust!


  981. Mr. President says:

  982. shane says:

    I actually respect Kucinich for his principled stands. Oh shit!

    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 3:25 am

    Are you taking anti-depressants or something?


  983. Mr. President says:


  984. Juan C says:

    I actually respect Kucinich for his principled stands. Oh shit!
    Comment by The Eck

    Dont worry, we wont tell the guys at the bar.


  985. Egreggious says:

  986. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    What’s your clearance, Clarence?

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:27 am

    Roger, Roger. What’s out vector, Victor?


  987. Zehava says:

    Actually, Wayne and I both knew that one, but, after Bartlebee offended “onelungwilly” the other day, I was afraid that there might be someone with a harelip in the audience!
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:24 am

    One lung, right?

    Why do they always make it so tough!!!


  988. Egreggious says:

  989. Juan C says:

    Congrats, shane.

    Now, good night, folks.

    Im looking at you, Z. :D

    Chau, gente.


  990. shane says:

    Mr. P, I got 800 and 1,000 without trying. Eat my dust.


  991. dbadass says:

    You must know my Dad. :-D

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 3:24 am

    More likely that your dad and mine do
    best-


  992. Egreggious says:

    Good night, drinking buddies!

    See you on Bill O’Reilly tomorrow!



  993. Mr. President says:

  994. Zehava says:

    Whatsup?
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:28 am

    All of us, babes.

    Cold pizza is disgusting…


  995. Egreggious says:

    Anybody want to go for 1100?


  996. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Good night, Juan C. Hope the studies are going well.


  997. shane says:

    Wow Mr. President, are you working for TP now?


  998. Egreggious says:

    You beat me to it, Pee.


  999. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Anybody want to go for 1100?

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:31 am

    I’m game, and gamey. I mowed the lawn this afternoon (half of it anyway), and I’ve been sitting here ever since. mostly.


  1000. Wade Boggs says:

    What did I miss?


  1001. Mr. President says:

    Wow Mr. President, are you working for TP now?

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 3:31 am

    I volunteer.


  1002. Egreggious says:

    Wade, you’re an idiot.


  1003. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “One lung, right?

    Why do they always make it so tough!!!”

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 3:28 am

    Yep! Might as well have called himself “I am blind and my dog is dead.”


  1004. shane says:

    See you on Bill O’Reilly tomorrow!

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:30 am

    That would be my dream come true.


  1005. Zehava says:

    Chau, gente.
    Comment by Juan C — July 28, 2007 @ 3:29 am

    :-)

    Goodnight, Juan.


  1006. Egreggious says:

    I volunteer.

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:32 am

    Rove still signs his paycheck.


  1007. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Cat juggling?

    Barbaric?

    or

    Uncivilized?


  1008. Zehava says:

    Anybody want to go for 1100?
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:31 am

    If I got to bed now, I’ll barf…


  1009. Egreggious says:

    Speaking of Rove, Eck, you probably shouldn’t even bother showing up for work tomorrow. But I hear George Soros is hiring.


  1010. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Driving on the right-hand side of the road?

    Over-rated?

    or

    Common sense?


  1011. shane says:

    Cat juggling?

    Barbaric?

    or

    Uncivilized?

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:34 am

    Risky, very risky. Of course my cat is about 16 lbs. and bites really hard.


  1012. Egreggious says:

    If I got to bed now, I’ll barf…

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 3:34 am

    Out of the cesspool you go, then.

    I’m out too.

    What is there after 1000?

    On the Wolf Blitzer thread, no less.


  1013. Zehava says:

    What did I miss?
    Comment by Wade Boggs — July 28, 2007 @ 3:32 am

    Oy….what are we gonna do with you?


  1014. Mr. President says:

    If I got to bed now, I’ll barf…

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 3:34 am
    —————–
    Keep drinkin’, girl.
    Mr. President will make sure you get to bed alright. ;)


  1015. shane says:

    Driving on the right-hand side of the road?

    Over-rated?

    or

    Common sense?

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:36 am

    In the US or England?


  1016. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Aww, you guys are leaving? Well, good night, then! :)


  1017. Mr. President says:

  1018. Egreggious says:

    TP,

    Please destroy this thread.

    Everyone has said things here they will never want repeated.

    Thanks,

    Egg


  1019. Mr. President says:

    No matter what country you’re in!


  1020. Zehava says:

    Cat juggling?
    Barbaric?
    or
    Uncivilized?
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:34 am

    Uncivilized.

    How does one work cat juggling into a polite dinner party?


  1021. The Eck says:

    “If I got to bed now, I’ll barf…”

    Can you at least give me a head’s up. Thanks. :)


  1022. shane says:

    Everyone has said things here they will never want repeated.

    Thanks,

    Egg

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:38 am

    Um, not everyone is remorseful.


  1023. Zehava says:

    On the Wolf Blitzer thread, no less.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:36 am

    It’s more like the “Blitzed” thread!


  1024. Egreggious says:

    Um, not everyone is remorseful.

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 3:40 am

    Two words:

    Boxers
    Briefs


  1025. shane says:

    Uncivilized.

    How does one work cat juggling into a polite dinner party?

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 3:39 am

    With harpsichords and masks.


  1026. Egreggious says:

    Two words:

    Harpsichords
    Masks


  1027. Zehava says:

    Keep drinkin’, girl.
    Mr. President will make sure you get to bed alright. ;)
    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:36 am

    It’s been a long time since I was 15, Mr P…ervert.


  1028. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:38 am

    Tomorrow – rather, later this morning – in various parts of the country a lot of people will be waking up and saying, “I said WHAT??!!!” (Kinda like the opening to “Three Weddings and a Funeral”, with all of the “F*CK!”s.)


  1029. shane says:

    Um, not everyone is remorseful.

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 3:40 am

    Two words:

    Boxers
    Briefs

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:41 am

    I’m not Irish Catholic so I’m not feeling guilty.


  1030. Egreggious says:

    Two words:

    Filibuster
    Pickled Egg


  1031. Zehava says:

    Can you at least give me a head’s up. Thanks. :)
    Comment by The Eck — July 28, 2007 @ 3:39 am

    You snooze, you lose….


  1032. shane says:

    Filibuster
    Pickled Egg

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:43 am

    What’s the difference?


  1033. Egreggious says:

    1050!!!!

    HeyooOOOooOOooOooooOOOooooOoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *collapse*


  1034. Zehava says:

    Filibuster
    Pickled Egg
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:43 am

    Sweet memories…..


  1035. Mr. President says:

    It’s been a long time since I was 15, Mr P…ervert.

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 3:42 am
    ———————————–
    What? I’m sober and I want to make sure you stay safe.


  1036. shane says:

    Ignorance?
    Apathy?

    I don’t know.
    And I don’t care.


  1037. shane says:

    Hard?
    Dark?

    It stays dark all night.


  1038. Mr. President says:

    1050?

    The next landmark is 2000!


  1039. Zehava says:

    Jane? Wayne?

    *crickets chirping*


  1040. Egreggious says:

    The next landmark is 2009. January, to be exact.


  1041. dbadass says:

    There is enough fodder for my work on human behavior here to tie my up for months. Enjoy yourselves!


  1042. shane says:

    The next landmark is 2009. January, to be exact.

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:47 am

    Amen to that. In your face Mr. P.


  1043. Zehava says:

    With harpsichords and masks.
    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 3:42 am

    Oh.

    Yer so smart!


  1044. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Two words:

    Picayune
    Zwieback

    (Sorry, but these two words are forever wedded in my mind from a vocabulary lesson in grammar school, 5th or 6th grade. They were the last two words in a list of 20, and my friends and I, for some reason known only to 10- or 11-year-olds, got a kick out of saying them together. We started using them together as an insult, as in “You’re so picayune and zwieback!”, and never failed to crack ourselves up.)

    Sorry, was that out loud?


  1045. Egreggious says:

    There is enough fodder for my work on human behavior here to tie my up for months. Enjoy yourselves!

    Comment by dbadass — July 28, 2007 @ 3:48 am

    dbadass = Bill O’Reilly ?


  1046. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Jane? Wayne?

    *crickets chirping*

    Comment by Zehava — July 28, 2007 @ 3:47 am

    Sorry, lost in the past! :) Wayne’ around the ‘webisphere’ someplace.


  1047. Zehava says:

    There is enough fodder for my work on human behavior here to tie my up for months. Enjoy yourselves!
    Comment by dbadass — July 28, 2007 @ 3:48 am

    You’re tied up? Kinky!


  1048. Egreggious says:

    1066!

    HeyoOo … ooO … Ooo … [whimper]


  1049. Mr. President says:

    dbadass = alpo3


  1050. Jane E. Schneider says:

    Hard?
    Dark?

    It stays dark all night.

    Comment by shane — July 28, 2007 @ 3:46 am
    —————————
    If we go far enough north, it can stay hard all night too.

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:48 am

    Heh heh – they said “hard”.


  1051. Zehava says:

    Sorry, was that out loud?
    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:49 am

    Yes, and we all heard it.

    Cuckoo….

    *whispering to others*


  1052. Egreggious says:

    He’s too funny to be a Neo-Con.



  1053. Egreggious says:

    Goodnight, beautiful.



  1054. Zehava says:

    HeyoOo … ooO … Ooo … [whimper]
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:51 am

    You ok, Egg?

    It’s alright if you go to bed. We’ll always have the filibuster….


  1055. Mr. President says:

  1056. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “Goodnight, beautiful.”

    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:54 am

    (Sotto voce) Wayne, I think he’s talking to you!


  1057. Mr. President says:

    Floor wax?

    Comment by Jane E. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 3:54 am
    —————–
    If you’re offering, I hope that you ran it be Wayne first. Nevertheless, I have to decline, out of respect for Wayne.


  1058. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Who shot who in the what now?


  1059. Zehava says:

    Goodnight, beautiful.
    Comment by Egreggious — July 28, 2007 @ 3:54 am

    Goodnight, Egg.

    Didn’t we start the day the same way…? :)


  1060. Mr. President says:

  1061. Bill O'Reilly says:

    Falafel anyone?


  1062. Jane E. Schneider says:

    “If you’re offering, I hope that you ran it be Wayne first. Nevertheless, I have to decline, out of respect for Wayne.”

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 3:56 am

    Dessert topping?