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White House mocks Michael Moore.

By Amanda Terkel on Jul 28th, 2007 at 12:08 pm

White House mocks Michael Moore.

On Thursday, Michael Moore announced that the Bush administration had issued him a subpoena for his trip to Cuba to help sick 9/11 rescue workers receive free medical care. Noting that many celebrities visit Cuba with no repercussions, Moore noted, “I didn’t go there like Cameron Diaz to get a tan. … I was there to help them.” In a briefing yesterday, White House spokesman Dana Perino responded to Moore’s tan comment by mocking his appearance: “That’s probably a visual we don’t need.”



236 Responses to “White House mocks Michael Moore.”

  1. barfly says:

    “Nothing that many celebrities visit Cuba with no repercussions, Moore noted, “I didn’t go there like Cameron Diaz to get a tan.”

    That’s “noting.”


  2. Dan says:

  3. attaturk says:

    Other visuals we didn’t need:

    – Some jackass in a stuffed flightsuit landing on a carrier and declaring “Mission Accomplished”


  4. Perry Logan says:

    Visualize Rush Limbaugh naked.


  5. marlow says:

    When you’ve had your ass handed to you, mockery is all you have left. Let’s see what the Soviets do now…


  6. Guido, Lover, OBGYN- says:

    About says it all, doesn’t it?


  7. Lesly says:

    Perino must be another closet Republican.


  8. Lesly says:

    Woops, never mind. :P


  9. Jay Randal says:

    Hey I do not want to see Tony Snow in a bathing suit with all his surgical scars either. If we saw Bush laying on the beach, then we all might throw up in disgust.


  10. Pat says:

    Visualize chimpy, shooter, and all the other repug thugs in the crossbars hotel. That would be the most welcome site I can possibly think of.


  11. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Wait, is she trying to say Cameron Diaz getting a tan is a visual we don’t need? How Un-American!


  12. Grits and Grillades says:

    Wow, the WH is getting desperate if they have to resort to fat jokes. In past administrations, such a remark would be unthinkable.


  13. Emerald says:

    This misadministration needs lessons in the constitution, governance, and manners. Contempt of Congress, contempt of our military and their sacrifice, ignorance of world affairs, denial of scientific facts, and now, personal insults directed at an activist movie writer/director…they continue to stoop lower and lower.


  14. dono says:

    Ad Hominem attack – must be getting close to the truth…


  15. s says:

    The people that have taken over our government are a bunch of spoiled, adolescent frat ass—-s. They fight anyway and anyhow……..they look for a vulnerability and attack from a position of ignorance and arrogance. They are vulgar and unworthy role models for this country and how to live one’s life. They are: shallow, greedy, irrational, frightened, and mean.

    Let’s take our country back. We might even have a shot at restoring common decency and manners. Who knows!


  16. Quadrajet says:

    Sorry, but Perino’s got a long way to go to beat Novak when it comes to being funny. I’m still laughing at Bob’s “Bush can count on looking better after he’s dead” comment. Funny stuff.


  17. Jay Randal says:

    Hey all the candidates for president should have to stand on a stage together all in bathing suits. After seeing them we would ask for a different group of candidates. Hillary would show us her fat white legs, Romney his huge barrel chest with the beer belly, Giuliani wearing a female swimsuit, McCain an old geezer with snow white chest hair, Obama being exposed as a bit flabby around the waist, etc.


  18. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Since no one is using this name anymore, does anyone mind if I do?

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 12:25 pm

    Not unless if you live up to the spirit of the original user. If you’re going to behave as an opposite, then no, it’s not okay. Our “Zooey” was special, and will be missed.


  19. crimedog says:

    that was funnie


  20. CT Scan says:

    Dana is a mega-hot existence. Really, who could feel bothered to hear what she has to say?

    You lefties are way out of her league.


  21. Quadrajet says:

    #17 – It could also clear up the question about whether Brownback actually has a uterus or was just playing to the audience during the debate a while back….


  22. upside00 says:

    #18 Wayne, what was the story behind the Zoo leaving us? I never had a chance to say GB, as I have been out of the country for parts of tha last weeks.


  23. Zooey says:

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider

    Hi Wayne, how’s Jane? I really care.


  24. CT Scan says:

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 12:25 pm

    Hello, Zoocchini.


  25. CT Scan says:

    Everytime Zooey goes away, she takes a piece of me(at) with her.


  26. Aaron says:

    Noticed a small error in the post. Dana Perino is a woman, and therefore not a “spokesman.”


  27. NIHILISTIC & FREE! says:

    “White House mocks Michael Moore”

    HEyOOOOOooOOOoOOOoOoOOOOooOOOoo!!!!!!!!

    Join the club!


  28. Zooey says:

    #18 Wayne, what was the story behind the Zoo leaving us?

    As you should know, Zahava never leaves.
    However, she did abandon my beautiful new name.


  29. Jay Randal says:

    Yesterday CNN had a piece on the hottest members of Congress. It was really sad because the alleged hotties are very average looking.


  30. Babarian says:

    #27-

    More like Nihilistic and Idiotic…

    heyo indeed.


  31. CT Scan says:

    Comment by Aaron — July 28, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

    Lefties find sexism to be a-ok, as long as the woman (victim) is a Republican.


  32. Yikes says:

    Wayne, what happened to Zooey?


  33. NIHILISTIC & FREE! says:

    Dana Perino responded to Moore’s tan comment by mocking his appearance: “That’s probably a visual we don’t need.”

    BWwaAAAhAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  34. Zooey says:

    Hello, Zoocchini.

    Comment by CT Scan

    Hey CT., how they hangin’, my man?


  35. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Hi Wayne, how’s Jane? I really care.

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 12:34 pm

    Hi, Zooey. She’s good, just tired after a long week of wrestling with the new computer system at work. It’s rumored the software engineers own stock in the paper mills and companies, because the damn system will generate a four-page report where the old one did it with one.

    Were Jane and I the only ones who stayed sober last night?

    And if Perinno wants to talk about visuals we don’t need, how about Dick Cheney getting a tan? That can’t be something we’d want the kids to see, now can it?


  36. NIHILISTIC & FREE! says:

    Lefties find sexism to be a-ok, as long as the woman (victim) is a Republican.

    Comment by CT Scan — July 28, 2007 @ 12:39 pm
    ———————–
    That is absolutely correct, CT Scan.

    Say, did you hear about the lesbos that killed some guy because he was straight!!!

    Where was the TP story on that?

    Hold on, I’ll find a link………….


  37. CT Scan says:

    DANA PERINO 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Sure beats same-old Slopeillary Cliton)


  38. Marcus Aurelius says:

    The Biotch better hope she ages well.


  39. Zooey says:

    Wayne, what happened to Zooey?

    Comment by Yikes

    She transmogrified into Zehava, and left behind my beautiful new name.


  40. Jay Randal says:

    If Moore was slender, then GOPers would make fun of his glasses, or some other dumb thing. Bush is bull-legged, but I usually never make fun of that visual.


  41. JPV says:

    I don’t remember any other US administration ever behaving like such arrogant, cocky, snide, sarcastic pricks before.

    What has this country become?


  42. Jay Randal says:

    Bush has a shriveled neck of an old turtle, but I hardly mention it.


  43. Quadrajet says:

    CT Scan – sounds like you could use one. Maybe if you take Nihilistic with you you’ll get a group rate. It would be interesting to see what they would (or wouldn’t) find….


  44. CT Scan says:

    Hey CT., how they hangin’, my man?

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 12:40 pm

    You mean, my testicles? Or is it my quizacles?

    PLEASE, ZOO! IT’S IMPERATIVE THAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF CLEARER!!!

    (crying uncontrollably)


  45. NIHILISTIC & FREE! says:

    Comment by CT Scan — July 28, 2007 @ 12:39 pm

    Here it is, CT Scan.

    Seven lesbians from Newark, N.J., attacked and seriously injured a street vendor in New York’s West Village early Friday after the man grew angry when his advances to one woman were not returned, the New York Daily News reported.
    Police said the women whipped Wayne Buckle, 28, with belts; the subject of his attentions, Patreese Johnson, 19, then stabbed him repeatedly with a steak knife, the Daily News said.

    One of the women yelled “She’s my girl, and no one hits on my girl!” during the incident, a police source told the paper.


    http://www.gay.com/news/article.html?2006/08/21/3

    I’m pretty sure that the poor guy died…


  46. CT Scan says:

    Comment by Quadrajet — July 28, 2007 @ 12:45 pm

    Why, you little….


  47. Zooey says:

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider # 35

    Obviously you get punked easily.


  48. Mr. President says:

    I like my new name, too!


  49. CT Scan says:

    Comment by NIHILISTIC & FREE! — July 28, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

    What’s your response to this development, lefties?

    Good work, N&F!


  50. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    And I don’t mention (very often) how much Bush resembles a chimp, or provide a link to http://www.bushorchimp.com, or mention that there’s a link to it on my blog, either. They’re just so classless. ;)


  51. veritas says:

    And Dana Perino is a “human airhead visual” we certainly do not need either!


  52. Mark @ News Corpse says:

    More visuals we don’t need:

    - People being blown up in Iraq.
    - New Orleans’ still unrecovered 9th ward.
    - Alberto Gonzales lying his ass off.
    - The arctic shelf melting away.
    - George Bush’s colonoscopy video.

    Isn’t nice that Bush can get comprehensive preventive health care, but millions of Americans who should be having such tests can’t afford it. And then his spokesperson makes fun of the guy who’s trying to correct that.


  53. NIHILISTIC & FREE! says:

    Oh great, Mr. Pee is here………………..

    I’m outta here, Mr. Pee is just to smart for a dumb Leftist like myself!


  54. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Ooops, I accidentally gave a bad link to that site I almost never mention. You know, http://www.bushorchimp.com. Yeah, than one.


  55. veritas says:

    I guess that’s all the Chimp’s Palace can do at this point – mock their detractors thereby making themselves the bigger fool?? This administration will soon be laughed off the air when they appear – I’d expect the hysterical laughter to begin when Dumbya comes back after getting his tan during the month of August. ewwwwwww…imagine that chimp with a tan? Talk about disgusting visuals??


  56. CT Scan says:

    Comment by NIHILISTIC & FREE! — July 28, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

    What these radical thugs will do to denounce anything normal and healthy….


  57. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    And Dana Perino is a “human airhead visual” we certainly do not need either!

    Comment by veritas — July 28, 2007 @ 12:48 pm

    Which one is worse, Perrino or Townshend? (I think that’s her name.)


  58. Zooey says:

    Were Jane and I the only ones who stayed sober last night?
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 12:40 pm

    Good morning, Wayne!!

    Now you’re talking to the real Zooey. :)

    Sober? Last night? What….?


  59. Mr. President says:

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider # 35

    Obviously you get punked easily.

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

    Wayne A. Schneider would kick your cowardly ass. Calling someone else a punk is projecting, when you do it. The person now posting as Zooey has been punked so many times, that when he farts, it sounds like a breeze blowing through the trees.


  60. gummitch says:

    What’s your response to this development, lefties?

    Good work, N&F!

    Comment by CT Scan

    Oh. My. God! Do you mean to say that there are crazy people in the world? And some crazy violent people are lezbeans?

    Well, that does it. That discredits the entire progressive movement. We’re all conservatrons, now.


  61. Zooey says:

    OOPS, I just farted.
    It’s not bad though; actually it’s fartilicious


  62. CT Scan says:

    Please, Wayne! Don’t run away from your feelings!

    I’m begging you!


  63. VOYEURISTIC, VILE, & VICTORIOUS! says:

    What these radical thugs will do to denounce anything normal and healthy….

    Comment by CT Scan — July 28, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
    ————————————–
    I know, it’s terrible.


  64. veritas says:

    Hi Wayne! Hi Zooey! Zooey, I have only been on TP intermittently through the week but missed seeing you. Just want you to know that some of us do notice when our buddies are not around.


  65. Zooey says:

    CT Scan – sounds like you could use one. Maybe if you take Nihilistic with you you’ll get a group rate. It would be interesting to see what they would (or wouldn’t) find….
    Comment by Quadrajet — July 28, 2007 @ 12:45 pm

    Good morning, QJ! Nice to see you here again. :)


  66. CT Scan says:

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 12:51 pm

    I’m never calling you hot again, Zooey.

    Women are forbidden to furt in the United States!


  67. Mr. President says:

    OOPS, I just farted.
    It’s not bad though; actually it’s fartilicious

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 12:51 pm

    Dude, that’s your breath.


  68. veritas says:

    Fartilicious Zooey – you’re a girl after my own heart! They don’t call me the Queen of Phearts for nothing….


  69. veritas says:

    Wayne: Comment #54. Thanks for the link and does he ever make the case for Darwin’s theory of evolution or what?? I’ve never seen such a remakable resemblance.


  70. Zooey says:

    Hi Wayne! Hi Zooey! Zooey, I have only been on TP intermittently through the week but missed seeing you. Just want you to know that some of us do notice when our buddies are not around.
    Comment by veritas — July 28, 2007 @ 12:52 pm

    Hi veritas,

    I’ve been around. I was Zehava — trying to reduce the troll shit around the name “Zooey.” It worked fairly well, with Mr P’s help — he didn’t expose me like he could have.

    Good morning!


  71. Zooey says:

    Now you’re talking to the real Zooey. :)
    Comment by Zooey

    Sorry Babe, I’m Zooey.
    You’re Zehava, remember?


  72. Thrasymachos says:

    Geez…

    Either the fake Mr. President is being intentionally dense, or he’s an idiot!!!


  73. gummitch says:

    I can see that PiPPy was certainly sincere in his condemnation of namejacking — as long as it’s him being namejacked. Otherwise, clearly, all bets are off with TP’s most useless troll.


  74. veritas says:

    Zooey: I thought it was you but didn’t want to out you. You’ve got such a great sense of humor and developed use of sarcasm that I knew it had to be you! So, in moniker only, you were gone. I love both names, frankly.


  75. Zooey says:

    I see there is another Zooey this morning.

    Y’all will know when it’s really me. :)


  76. CT Scan says:

    Comment by veritas — July 28, 2007 @ 12:48 pm

    Typical lefty sexism.

    Have you no appreciation for Dana’s achievements?


  77. Thrasymachos says:

    It worked fairly well, with Mr P’s help — he didn’t expose me like he could have.

    Good morning!

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
    —————————————
    Yeah, Mr. P is really a great guy…

    Aw, hell, who’m I kindin’…

    He’s the Greatest!!!


  78. Quadrajet says:

    Good morning, QJ! Nice to see you here again. :)
    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 12:53 pm

    Good morning Z! Good to see you as well my friend. Thought I’d drop by and see what’s up. I’d forgotten what a substandard crew the trolls put up on the weekend….pathetic isn’t it?


  79. veritas says:

    When I had that one exchange with you yesterday I knew it had to be you. You’re a one in a million and we truly appreciate you here.


  80. Zooey says:

    Sorry Babe, I’m Zooey.
    You’re Zehava, remember?
    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 12:55 pm

    Sorry, I reclaimed the name last night during our glorious hijacking. :)


  81. veritas says:

    Zooey – Never fear, we always know when it’s you. The name jacking trolls simply are not intelligent enough and totally lack a sense of humor. We’re not fooled for a minute.


  82. funky p says:

    Ah yes, the politics of personal destruction. Right out of the Karl Rove playbook, like outing Valerie Plame and smearing her husband for the crimes of serving their country (as opposed to party) These people are heartless.
    Here’s something I found about a recent Bush ‘compassionate conservative’ remark

    Yesterday, Bush held a quick news conference after accepting the Walter Reed Commission report, and ABC newsie Bob Woodruff was in the press gallery. In prepared remarks, Bush recognized Woodruff’s personal journey back from near-fatal injuries that he suffered in Iraq:

    I also want to recognize Bob Woodruff here. He is a — he himself was wounded, severely wounded, and went through the system, to a certain extent. And we welcome you back, and we’re glad you’re with us. And we would hope that any wounded soldier, any person in uniform would receive the kind of care and the ability to return to work, just like you have done. And so we’re glad you’re with us, Bob. Congratulations on the will to recover…

    You’re thinking, hey, Bush isn’t so bad. But then:

    When Woodruff asked Bush whether the government was moving fast enough to help families, the president declined to answer.
    But the Reichwing media (CNN) originally reported it this way. But, someone who was there from NPR reported what Bush actually said:

    “Just because I recognized you, Bob, doesn’t mean I’m going to answer your questions here.”

    That to a man who had half his head blown off in Iraq. That is why we do not have a liberal media bias. CNN phrased it so it appeared a simple refusal to answer questions; not the cruel retort he actually gave. The whole tone of the insult is lost in the CNN ‘translation’ of the facts!

    Again, they have no human decency. And show it every day.


  83. Zooey says:

    Fartilicious Zooey – you’re a girl after my own heart! They don’t call me the Queen of Phearts for nothing….

    Comment by veritas

    This is just too much fun.
    Anyone have any good fart jokes?


  84. Zooey says:

    Zooey: I thought it was you but didn’t want to out you. You’ve got such a great sense of humor and developed use of sarcasm that I knew it had to be you! So, in moniker only, you were gone. I love both names, frankly.
    Comment by veritas — July 28, 2007 @ 12:56 pm

    I didn’t change anything but my name. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that more trolls didn’t figure it out.


  85. CT Scan says:

    Does any lefty have a “troll” comb I could use?


  86. Thrasymachos says:

    I can see that PiPPy was certainly sincere in his condemnation of namejacking — as long as it’s him being namejacked. Otherwise, clearly, all bets are off with TP’s most useless troll.

    Comment by gummitch — July 28, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
    ———————–
    You’re really clueless, aren’t you?


  87. G Whiz says:

    No, Dana, the visual we don’t need is nearly 4000 dead soldiers coming back home in their coffins.

    The president you worship made sure we don’t mourn the loss of those soldiers by actually seeing what your president did to them.

    Words can’t convey how much contempt 70% of The People have for you and your neo-con asswipes.


  88. Zooey says:

    Good morning Z! Good to see you as well my friend. Thought I’d drop by and see what’s up. I’d forgotten what a substandard crew the trolls put up on the weekend….pathetic isn’t it?
    Comment by Quadrajet — July 28, 2007 @ 12:57 pm

    Trollie existence is a sad affair. :(

    Although Mr P was fairly enjoyable during the hijacking….


  89. MC says:

    Such a lack of maturity. They act like they are still in high school.


  90. veritas says:

    As for my name jacking, I guess it was also obviously not me from the sheer brevity of the posts :) (I do write special interest stories for some local news rags). When you see an totally anti-dem comment (other than my typical chagrin when they seem to be dragging their feet on things), then you also know it’s not me. Just like most “unaffiliated voters” (Thanks, Wayne for that) we are often Democratic in principle and at heart.


  91. Zooey says:

    He’s the Greatest!!!
    Comment by Thrasymachos — July 28, 2007 @ 12:57 pm

    King of the Trolls.

    Oh well, some us settle…..


  92. CT Scan says:

    I have some name-change ideas for you, Zooey.

    Zumby
    Zoopy
    Zanya
    Zache
    Zasha
    Zxecia
    Zwest
    Zoolma


  93. Mr. President says:

    I’m a doorknob!


  94. veritas says:

    As for Dana Perino: The lyrics of “too sexy” come to mind because at least in her hyperactive imagination, she clearly views herself to be way too sexy for her clothes, too sexy for her…..

    Her articulation of talking points is far from sexy; it’s downright caustic and overwhelmingly b-o-r-i-n-g! It’s a shame to witness a woman who is making a buffoon of herself but believes that she’s coming off as sexy. She’s an embarrassment.


  95. Zooey says:

    Sorry, I reclaimed the name last night during our glorious hijacking. :)

    Comment by Zooey

    Yet you posted just this morning as Zehava.
    Sorry, but my name is Zooey now–you abandoned it.


  96. Quadrajet says:

    “Does any lefty have a “troll” comb I could use?”
    Comment by CT Scan — July 28, 2007 @ 12:59 pm

    They didn’t give you one with the Kwell CT?


  97. Zooey says:

    Comment by veritas — July 28, 2007 @ 1:02 pm

    That’s true! If I see a one-liner by veritas — I know that ain’t you! :D


  98. CT Scan says:

  99. gummitch says:

    You’re really clueless, aren’t you?

    Comment by Thrasymachos

    Thanks for the laugh, idiot. You just bent the irony meter.


  100. Nazihunter says:

    The optimal visual for all decent Americans – and all future gangsters – to see would be the head of every major player in the ReThug Criminal Organization being inserted into a noose following convictions for high crimes.


  101. CT Scan says:

    I just had my tonsils out!


  102. CT Scan says:

    I suppose Zooey’s master plan to be the use of fart jokes to disgust the “trolls” from the board.


  103. Zooey says:

    Yet you posted just this morning as Zehava.
    Sorry, but my name is Zooey now–you abandoned it.
    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 1:04 pm

    Sorry, every comment I’ve made since just before I left TP last night has been as Zooey.

    Ta!


  104. Mr. President says:

    I don’t like vegetables, they’re green!


  105. veritas says:

    CT Scan: Ever think of moving up in the world and getting a bit more trendy? Something like MRI?? Or maybe PET?? Or maybe you’d ‘druther settle for RADIOACTIVE?


  106. Tobey Tall says:

    Moore is saving american lives – he is great man

    how anybody can find fault in that is astonishing – unless there in a mindwarp


  107. Mr. President says:

    I haven’t been the same since I walked into the kitchen and caught my dad masticating!


  108. Zooey says:

    Well, that does it. That discredits the entire progressive movement. We’re all conservatrons, now.
    Comment by gummitch — July 28, 2007 @ 12:50 pm

    I had no idea it was easy….

    Good morning, gummitch!


  109. veritas says:

    For the record, CT Scans went out with The Mullet, dearie!


  110. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    I don’t like vegetables, they’re green!

    Comment by Mr. President — July 28, 2007 @ 1:06 pm

    And I don’t like Greens, they’re Vegans!

    Mr. Vice President


  111. CT Scan says:

  112. veritas says:

    I’ve heard that you smell like one, too, Ms. Mullet!


  113. CT Scan says:

    Comment by veritas — July 28, 2007 @ 1:06 pm

    CT Scan is perfectly fine.


  114. Zooey says:

    I have some name-change ideas for you, Zooey.

    Zumby…

    Comment by CT Scan

    How ’bout Zumby dummy.
    Doesn’t that have a nice ring to it?


  115. Zooey says:

    Her articulation of talking points is far from sexy; it’s downright caustic and overwhelmingly b-o-r-i-n-g! It’s a shame to witness a woman who is making a buffoon of herself but believes that she’s coming off as sexy. She’s an embarrassment.
    Comment by veritas — July 28, 2007 @ 1:04 pm

    Even the greatest beauty is diminished by lies and stupidity. I thought she was really cute when she first came around — then she opened her mouth. Yikes…


  116. Quadrajet says:

    I like mullet!
    Comment by CT Scan — July 28, 2007 @ 1:09 pm

    You are a mullet CT….


  117. Mr. President says:

  118. Zooey says:

    They didn’t give you one with the Kwell CT?
    Comment by Quadrajet — July 28, 2007 @ 1:04 pm

    *snort*

    Itchy and scratchy!


  119. Zooey says:

    Moore is saving american lives – he is great man

    how anybody can find fault in that is astonishing – unless there in a mindwarp

    Comment by Tobey Tall — July 28, 2007 @ 1:07 pm

    Spot on regarding the mind warp, Tobey. Michael Moore is a true patriot.


  120. Mr. President says:

    My therapist says I’m inane!


  121. Zooey says:

    How ’bout Zumby dummy.
    Doesn’t that have a nice ring to it?
    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 1:09 pm

    It’s perfect for you!


  122. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Moore is saving american lives – he is great man

    how anybody can find fault in that is astonishing – unless there in a mindwarp

    Comment by Tobey Tall — July 28, 2007 @ 1:07 pm

    Hi, Tobey. How are things out in your neck of the woods?

    The people who will find fault with Michael Moore are the people whose wallets are threatened by his sincere desire to see to it that healthcare in America is no longer a “for profit industry”. People who believe in enriching yourself to the max off the sickness of your fellow human beings are, almost by definition, inhuman. They truly have no moral ground to stand on. So they lay personal ad hominem


  123. Zooey says:

    Now my head is spinning with all the trolls trolling trolls.

    FARTTT….


  124. gummitch says:

    Michael Moore is my favorite rejoinder to the wingnuts who say (repeatedly): “You just hate Ann Coulter because she’s so effective!”

    “Ah,” I say. “Now I know why you hate Michael Moore so much.”


  125. Thrasymachos says:

    People, people…

    Let’s get back on topic:


    Michael Moore hates America!


  126. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    So they lay personal ad hominem

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

    So they lay personal ad hominem attacks againist their detractors.

    Now you know…

    …the rest…

    …of the post.


  127. Zooey says:

    It’s perfect for you!

    Comment by Zooey

    Me too.


  128. Zooey says:

    “Ah,” I say. “Now I know why you hate Michael Moore so much.”
    Comment by gummitch — July 28, 2007 @ 1:16 pm

    Excellent. May I use that?


  129. Thrasymachos says:

    Thanks for the laugh, idiot. You just bent the irony meter.

    Comment by gummitch — July 28, 2007 @ 1:05 pm

    well, the lefties have resorted to personal insults…
    we all know that means trolls win.


  130. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    “You just hate Ann Coulter because she’s so effective!”

    “Ah,” I say. “Now I know why you hate Michael Moore so much.”

    Comment by gummitch — July 28, 2007 @ 1:16 pm

    Which suggests to me that they have some definition of the word “effective” of which I was previously unaware. I have NEVER seen Ann Coulter actually win an argument, or convince a debate opponent that she has a valid point. Ever. Not once.

    Unless, of course, “winning the argument” was never her intention, just obfuscation. In which case they hate Micahel Moore because he refuses to “debate” by their rules, and actually does convince people he’s right.

    Now that we’ve mentioned her, I guess it’s time for “michael” to show up, disguised as a male poster.


  131. Zooey says:

    Zehava wears a burkha


  132. mr. bush goes to hell says:

    Michael Moore hates America!

    Comment by Thrasymachos

    OR the REAL topic:

    Bush, Cheney and Libby are TRAITORS to the USA who need to be jailed until they DROP DEAD and go to hell from there…

    Satan is gonna SMASH W’s face every HOUR for ETERNITY!!


  133. CT Scan says:

    Cuba actually ranks lower than the U.S. in healthcare.


  134. CT Scan says:

    Here is your winner…………………..

    TROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  135. Zooey says:

    “Ah,” I say. “Now I know why you hate Michael Moore so much.”
    Comment by gummitch — July 28, 2007 @ 1:16 pm

    Excellent. May I use that?

    Comment by Zooey

    On second thought, that ain’t all that bright.


  136. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Visualize Rush Limbaugh naked.

    Comment by Perry Logan

    Thanks alot, Perry. My breakfast just voted unanimously to withdraw from my stomach immediately.


  137. Zooey says:

    well, the lefties have resorted to personal insults…
    we all know that means trolls win.
    Comment by Thrasymachos — July 28, 2007 @ 1:19 pm

    What so you think of your friend using my name, Mr P? It’s saying some pretty nasty things, wouldn’t you say?


  138. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Now that we’ve mentioned her, I guess it’s time for “michael” to show up, disguised as a male poster.

    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 1:20 pm

    And, almost as if on cue, “s”he shows up on the Lowe’s thread at 1:26 PM. Coincidence? Quick, is Ann Coulter on live TV at this moment anywhere? Or is she only on taped programs. If she’s on live TV and doesn’t have a laptop in front of her, I’ll finally be convinced that “michael” isn’t really Ann Coulter herself. Otherwise, the jury is still out.


  139. Zooey says:

    Thanks alot, Perry. My breakfast just voted unanimously to withdraw from my stomach immediately.
    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — July 28, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

    Good morning, TRoS!

    I’m Zooey again. Please ignore the poser. :)

    Wasn’t that a blast last night?


  140. Zooey says:

    What so you think of your friend using my name,…
    Comment by Zehava

    Sorry, burkha lady, it’s my name now.


  141. DAGIM@fish.net says:

    Thracyhmos. Perino resorted to personal insults. Heres a nother visual we don’t need: Commie hating Limbaugh smoking a Cuban cigar in Cuba with a bottle of viagra.

    Ooo the Irony!!

    “You just hate Ann Coulter because she’s so effective!”

    I don’t hate Ann Coulter (Arthur Coltrane), its not worth the effort. She, however, does nothing more than level personal attacks at people (Fagggot remark) and groups (Godless liberals) and she has also been found to be a plagiarist. She could be a lefty a righty a centrist or an atheist and I wouldn’t find her AD Hominem material and style worthy of reading. Making personal insults, with her intelligence, isn’t very intelligent. Its stuff we did in high school.

    Grow up Ann and maybe I’ll read your stuff. So far its just self-serving, self enriching baseless diatribes and internet copying and pasting. Oreilly is another agent of unintelligent baseless bombthrowing BS sprinkled with elementary personal attacks.

    I have no use for such controversy creating piss poor prattle by left, center or right wing polity pundits or trollips.


  142. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    MM is a lying sack of turds, no subpoena has been served or even issued! Never happened! Moore played Leno for a fool and he was just looking for more pub. What else is he exaggerating about?
    http://www.reuters.com/ article/ peopleNews/ idUSN2725763420070727

    Comment by beefeeter — July 28, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

    From the link you provided:

    But the source, who declined to be identified, said Moore had not actually been served with the request. Rather, the office of his attorney, David Boies, was contacted by a division of the U.S. Department of Commerce seeking the name of a person who would accept a subpoena on Moore’s behalf.

    I’ll concede that Moore probably mispoke about the technical difference. But tell me, please, if there was no subpoena even “issued”, then why would his lawyer get a call asking where it could be served?


  143. tarazan says:

    134.. [ Visualize Rush Limbaugh naked....]
    —————————————-

    Smoking his cigar,sitting next to naked Newt Gingrich…..
    Wow


  144. veritas says:

    Wayne (Comment 140) I suppose the answer to that would be that the Bush administration is so overwhelmingly intimidated by Moore that they tried to set him up to look foolish with the phone call ostensibly to serve a subpoena?? I can’t imagine any other rationale for it. And we know that this cadre of charlatans will stoop to any nadir to accomplish their goals.


  145. Zooey says:

    Sorry, burkha lady, it’s my name now.
    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 1:34 pm

    Sorry, I reclaimed it over 12 hours ago.


  146. veritas says:

    Yeah, Michael-ina’s over there trying to goad people into debating moronic issues. I say we need to freeze her out whenever we see her. Not acknowledging their their presence really gets them revved!


  147. Zooey says:

    I’m Zehava again. Please ignore the poser. :)
    Comment by Zehava

    There I fixed it for ya.

    P.S. Wayne, it’s impolite and self aggrandizing to quote YOURSELF.


  148. veritas says:

    After seeing the effect on things when some of us changed our monikers and tried name jacking ourselves, perhaps we all need to have a little fun? We could really get the trolls stewing in their own juices. Let’s give it a whirl.


  149. Zooey says:

    I’ll concede that Moore probably mispoke about the technical difference. But tell me, please, if there was no subpoena even “issued”, then why would his lawyer get a call asking where it could be served?
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 1:37 pm

    It’s not unusual that an attorney would accept a subpoena for a client, but you’re right, obviously the subpoena had to be issued before the attorney ever made the call.

    BTW, issuing subpoenas is no big deal. I used to issue hundreds of them a day as a court clerk.


  150. DAGIM says:

    (Sure beats same-old Slopeillary Cliton)

    Comment by CT Scan

    Why would you want some anorexic in a dress named Arthur?


  151. Epictetus says:

    We could really get the trolls stewing in their own juices. Let’s give it a whirl.

    Comment by veritas — July 28, 2007 @ 1:41 pm
    —————-
    This is probably a faker, but if it is the real veritas, you should know that when you do that it fks up the entire thread, and the trolls don’t care… in fact, they love it!


  152. Zooey says:

    P.S. Wayne, it’s impolite and self aggrandizing to quote YOURSELF.
    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 1:40 pm

    You’re a very poor poser, Fake Z. I would never be rude to a friend.


  153. Zooey says:

    Sorry, I reclaimed it over 12 hours ago.

    Comment by Zehava

    No I didn’t.


  154. Zooey says:

    Why would you want some anorexic in a dress named Arthur?
    Comment by DAGIM — July 28, 2007 @ 1:43 pm

    Nice one, X fish man. :)

    Good morning to you! Didn’t we have a fantastic hijacking last night?


  155. CT Scan says:

    DANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  156. DAGIM says:

    Zehava wears a burkha

    Comment by Zooey

    I thought Zehava was an Israeli vocal singer? =)


  157. Epictetus says:

    What so you think of your friend using my name, Mr P? It’s saying some pretty nasty things, wouldn’t you say?

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 1:28 pm
    ——————-
    What? Fart jokes? That’s not too bad.


  158. Zooey says:

    No I didn’t.
    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 1:45 pm

    Indeed I did. Check the thread with over 1000 comments on it from last night. 4:22 am — which was 1:22 am my time.


  159. Tobey Tall says:

    I dare America to have the best healthcare system IN THE WORLD

    All the trolls that boast America is the best this and the best that in THE WORLD

    prove it – make us all wish we had an America Heath care system

    16,000 Americans die every year needlessly beacuse the richer in society dont want to help with the poors healthcare, the rich exploit you then dump you and keep you in the gutter so they feel good


  160. DAGIM says:

    152,Zooey, yes, I was tired though and bailed at around 800 posts.

    I see the re’cess’ went to the wee hours! }8@p


  161. Zooey says:

    I thought Zehava was an Israeli vocal singer? =)
    Comment by DAGIM — July 28, 2007 @ 1:45 pm

    The fake Zooey is truly lame. :P

    I didn’t know that about Zehava! I just googled “z names” and found one I liked. It’s cool that it’s a real person!


  162. Zooey says:

    You’re a very poor poser, Fake Z. I would never be rude to a friend.

    Comment by Zehava

    In the real world we call it constructive criticism.
    Friends don’t let friends look dumb.


  163. Epictetus says:

    Comment by Tobey Tall — July 28, 2007 @ 1:47 pm

    Dude, we are the fattest, most arrogant, condescending people on the planet!!!

    If that’s not proof enough, then you’re blind with envy!


  164. coulterskunt says:

    I’ve decided to slink part of my anatomy ova here since michael is pretty embattled ova on the home depot thread.


  165. Zooey says:

    What? Fart jokes? That’s not too bad.
    Comment by Epictetus — July 28, 2007 @ 1:46 pm

    No, silly.


  166. DAGIM says:

    michael, 3DHS, myriad of monikers, the Questrian…why do you, still, have this obsession with Zooey?


  167. Zooey says:

    152,Zooey, yes, I was tired though and bailed at around 800 posts.
    I see the re’cess’ went to the wee hours! }8@p
    Comment by DAGIM — July 28, 2007 @ 1:48 pm

    I really couldn’t believe the number went up so fast. We were on fire!!


  168. coulterskunt says:

    Michael’s gettin’ herself ova her head ova there. She’s a hell-ova ugly troll.


  169. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    You’re a very poor poser, Fake Z. I would never be rude to a friend.

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 1:43 pm

    Thanks, it was the only way I could think of to reference whoever made the remark about michaelgeist showing up. It just happened to be me who said it.


  170. coulterskunt says:

    DAGIM – In answer to your question about Michael’s obsession with Ms Zooey, I think it’s pure envy. Intelligence envy.


  171. Zooey says:

    I didn’t know that about Zehava! I just googled “z names” and found one I liked.
    Comment by Zehava

    Yea, and now you’re stuck with it.


  172. Zooey says:

    In the real world we call it constructive criticism.
    Friends don’t let friends look dumb.
    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 1:50 pm

    I didn’t think he looked dumb. That’s how people will know the real me. I don’t think I’m better than my own friends.


  173. DAGIM says:

    It’s cool that it’s a real person!

    Comment by Zooey

    Actually a well known female vocalist. Zehava Ben. Funny how that Burqa rant of the fake Z completely backfired…


  174. Zooey says:

    Yea, and now you’re stuck with it.
    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 1:55 pm

    In your dreams.


  175. coulterskunt says:

    Michaelgeist just knows black skanked up dresses which she slept in the night before sitting with those skinny, muscleless sticks for legs up on some high falootin’ stool exposing herself to Matthews. Doesn’t she know that black is not her best color?


  176. veritas says:

    Zooey, Rest assured that we, your friends here, know which one is the real Zooey. There never is any doubt.


  177. Zooey says:

    Thanks, it was the only way I could think of to reference whoever made the remark about michaelgeist showing up. It just happened to be me who said it.
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 1:53 pm

    I understood that, Wayne. The fake Zooey has no social skills or grace.


  178. Zooey says:

    Thanks, it was the only way I could think of…
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider

    Try thinking harder next time.


  179. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Friends don’t let friends look dumb.

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007

    Friends also don’t let friends watch Fox or vote Repub!


  180. Zooey says:

    Actually a well known female vocalist. Zehava Ben. Funny how that Burqa rant of the fake Z completely backfired…
    Comment by DAGIM — July 28, 2007 @ 1:56 pm

    That makes it even more hilarious!


  181. Martha Stewart says:

    Zooey, I just reported you to TP.


  182. Zooey says:

    Zooey, Rest assured that we, your friends here, know which one is the real Zooey. There never is any doubt.

    Comment by veritas

    Thanks Veritas, I will. :}


  183. Zooey says:

    Zooey, Rest assured that we, your friends here, know which one is the real Zooey. There never is any doubt.
    Comment by veritas — July 28, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

    Thanks, veritas. :)


  184. Zooey says:

    Zooey, I just reported you to TP.
    Comment by Martha Stewart — July 28, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

    Which one!! :)

    Good morning, Martha.


  185. DAGIM says:

    DAGIM – In answer to your question about Michael’s obsession with Ms Zooey, I think it’s pure envy. Intelligence envy.

    Comment by coulterskunt.

    …seems to be misogynist. Kinda like O’lielly.


  186. Martha Stewart says:

    Good morning, Martha.

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 2:03 pm

    Good morning. Sorry the place is such a mess.

    It’s really not like me at all.


  187. Martha Stewart says:

    Zooey,

    If you see Trashymachos, could you tell him I have his underwear in Lee’s dryer right now? They should be done in about ten “screshes”.


  188. Zooey says:

    Zooey, Rest assured that we, your friends here, know which one is the real Zooey. There never is any doubt.

    Comment by veritas

    Thanks Veritas, I will. :}

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 2:02 pm

    Zooey, Rest assured that we, your friends here, know which one is the real Zooey. There never is any doubt.
    Comment by veritas — July 28, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

    Thanks, veritas. :)

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 2:02 pm

    This is just crazy.


  189. Zooey says:

    Zooey,
    If you see Trashymachos, could you tell him I have his underwear in Lee’s dryer right now? They should be done in about ten “screshes”.
    Comment by Martha Stewart — July 28, 2007 @ 2:08 pm

    I’ll let him know, but really, even he couldn’t want them back after Lee’s dryer……could he? :P


  190. myiq2xu says:

    Oh snap! that was a good shot by Perino.

    Just cuz one of them says it doesn’t mean it wasn’t funny.


  191. DAGIM says:

    Moore trys to make it sound like he was served backstage at the Leno show for max pub. Watch the clip, it’s all over You-tube, and Leno is made to look a fool.
    What else is he exaggerating about?

    Comment by beefeeter

    MM has learned to use the media like the repubs do. Semantics, rhetoric, remember there is no longer fairness in reporting!

    You can thank, or curse, Reagan for Moores ‘Republica style’antics =)


  192. Zooey says:

    This is just crazy.
    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 2:10 pm

    It is. You should go back to your old name.

    I’ll continue being the real Zooey.


  193. Epictetus says:

    I’ll let him know, but really, even he couldn’t want them back after Lee’s dryer……could he? :P

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
    ———————————————————-
    He doesn’t wear draws. He says it violates his personal freedom.


  194. g Anton says:

    I am sick and tired of the Mexicans I meet not treating President Bush with proper respect. Sooner or later, almost every Mexican I have met tells me “Gorge Bush es un pendejo”.

    Now I tell them, “Por favor, El Senor Bush es mi Presidente. Tratelo con mas respecto. No se dice “pendejo”, se dice “El Gran Pendejo”!


  195. Zooey says:

    O.K. Zehava, I have to step away from the computer now.
    But know this; if you ever forfeit my beautiful name again…

    “I’LL BE BACK”!!!


  196. Zooey says:

    He doesn’t wear draws. He says it violates his personal freedom.
    Comment by Epictetus — July 28, 2007 @ 2:17 pm

    Ew. That makes me cringe more than Reagan’s rotting corpse tumbling in a dryer.


  197. Zooey says:

    O.K. Zehava, I have to step away from the computer now.
    But know this; if you ever forfeit my beautiful name again…
    “I’LL BE BACK”!!!
    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 2:19 pm

    I’ll be Zooey forever. :)


  198. Martha Stewart says:

    Morning, E-Pee-tetus.

    Could you come get your friend Eck off my living room floor?

    I have some vacuuming to do.


  199. Zooey says:

    Now I tell them, “Por favor, El Senor Bush es mi Presidente. Tratelo con mas respecto. No se dice “pendejo”, se dice “El Gran Pendejo”!
    Comment by g Anton — July 28, 2007 @ 2:19 pm

    President Bush is a lying bloodthirsty f*ckwit.

    I’m not even a Mexican. People can say what we want, dingleberry.


  200. Zooey says:

    I have some vacuuming to do.
    Comment by Martha Stewart — July 28, 2007 @ 2:21 pm

    How’s your head, Martha? :)

    I’m amazed (and relieved) that I’m clear as a bell.

    Eck’s still there!? Some people never know when to leave a party. Sheesh….


  201. Martha Stewart says:

    I’m not even a Mexican. People can say what we want, dingleberry.

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 2:24 pm

    Sorry. I’m with Anton on this one.

    “El Gran Pendejo” it should be.


  202. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    I understood that, Wayne. The fake Zooey has no social skills or grace.

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

    Thank you, Zooey! :)

    Try thinking harder next time.

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

    Screw you, fake Zooey! :(


  203. Martha Stewart says:

    Eck’s still there!? Some people never know when to leave a party. Sheesh….

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 2:26 pm

    Thing’s got a little crazy after the rest of you left last night. If you know what I mean.

    There’s some things those NeoCons are really good at.


  204. curmudgeon says:

    Re: Post #131 –

    Glad you raised this topic. Let’s have a look at the rest of the numbers, from the same World Health Organization website, which, if memory serves correctly, ranked the United States #37 and Cuba #39…

    United States —
    Life expectancy at birth m/f (years): 75/80
    Healthy life expectancy at birth m/f (years, 2002): 67/71
    Probability of dying under five (per 1 000 live births): 8
    Probability of dying between 15 and 60 years m/f (per 1 000 population): 137/81
    Total expenditure on health per capita (Intl $, 2004): 6,096
    Total expenditure on health as % of GDP (2004): 15.4

    Cuba —
    Life expectancy at birth m/f (years): 75/79
    Healthy life expectancy at birth m/f (years, 2002): 67/70
    Probability of dying under five (per 1 000 live births): 7
    Probability of dying between 15 and 60 years m/f (per 1 000 population): 128/83
    Total expenditure on health per capita (Intl $, 2004): 229
    Total expenditure on health as % of GDP (2004): 6.3

    Hmmm….It looks like the numbers are actually quite close, although Cuba apparently provides health care for all, at the same time spending $229 per capita. By contrast, the United States has something like 47 million without health insurance (which doesn’t include the underinsured), or about 15.5% of the population, at the same time spending $6,096 per person. In addition, the United States spends 15.4% of its gross domestic product on healthcare while Cuba spends 6.3% of their gross domestic product to provide coverage for everyone.

    So, we spend $6096 compared with $229 in Cuba, with fairly similar results (in fact, Cuba has better numbers than the U.S. on some measures). So, what are we getting with the extra $5867 per person, in addition to providing such honorable CEOs at Bill McGuire of United Healthcare with compensation in 2005 of $128 million in salary and stock options worth $1.7 billion? Could you think of something better to do with $5867 for every person in your household than to provide people like McGuire with perks that would put Carnegie and Rockefeller to shame?

    So the obvious question — Which country is getting the best bang for the buck — the United States or Cuba?


  205. Emerald says:

    Moore isn’t against for-profit health care, he is against for-profit health care at the expense of Americans’ health. If the insurance system worked the way they purport it to work, the federal government would only have to worry about 15-20% of Americans who can’t afford health insurance. But it doesn’t work.

    If you are rich, you will benefit from the magnificent medical model in America. If you are poor, you will get sick, stay sick, and die much earlier than you would if America had universal health coverage.

    Moore has again exposed a powerful, greedy character behind an American institution. It hurts our people, and he is doing us a service by bringing the discussion to our table. We must insure that discussion continues, and that a change comes soon.


  206. Martha Stewart says:

    So the obvious question — Which country is getting the best bang for the buck — the United States or Cuba?

    Comment by curmudgeon — July 28, 2007 @ 2:32 pm

    Not bad for a country under economic sanctions.


  207. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    The article clearly states that no subpena has been issued, but if a request is made, who is authorized to accept it

    Comment by beefeeter — July 28, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

    With all due respect, I believe that you may has misread the article.
    This what I quoted from it:

    But the source, who declined to be identified, said Moore had not actually been served with the request. Rather, the office of his attorney, David Boies, was contacted by a division of the U.S. Department of Commerce seeking the name of a person who would accept a subpoena on Moore’s behalf.

    The subpoena in question has apparently been issued, and a request was made to determine where it should be served. Since I’m sure he has no intentions of evading it and skipping out, he as, for all practical purposes, “been served.” It’s just a tehnicality at this point.


  208. Zooey says:

    Sorry. I’m with Anton on this one.
    “El Gran Pendejo” it should be.
    Comment by Martha Stewart — July 28, 2007 @ 2:27 pm

    Oh, he was saying the Mexicans should be more severe in their name calling? I agree with that!!

    My apologies G Anton. :}


  209. Zooey says:

    Screw you, fake Zooey! :(
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 2:27 pm

    Yeah!! And your little dog too!


  210. Zooey says:

    Thing’s got a little crazy after the rest of you left last night. If you know what I mean.

    There’s some things those NeoCons are really good at.

    Comment by Martha Stewart — July 28, 2007 @ 2:28 pm

    Oh Martha….did you get your floor waxed…?


  211. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    There’s some things those NeoCons are really good at.

    Comment by Martha Stewart — July 28, 2007 @ 2:28 pm

    But, is that a “good thing”?


  212. Zooey says:

    The subpoena in question has apparently been issued, and a request was made to determine where it should be served. Since I’m sure he has no intentions of evading it and skipping out, he as, for all practical purposes, “been served.” It’s just a tehnicality at this point.
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 2:35 pm

    This is that black or white thinking. If the subpoena isn’t in Michael Moore’s hands on the Jay Leno show, then he’s avoiding service. Nevermind about the common practice of attorneys accepting service for their clients. Sheesh…


  213. Martha Stewart says:

    Eck, wake up, little buddy. Pee’s on his way over to pick you up.

    You’re walking a little funny this morning.

    That noise? Don’t worry, it’s just Lee’s dryer.

    Watch out! Don’t trip over the Hoover there, little buddy.


  214. Zooey says:

    Watch out! Don’t trip over the Hoover there, little buddy.
    Comment by Martha Stewart — July 28, 2007 @ 2:41 pm

    Martha, I never knew you were such a kind and caring person….


  215. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Martha, I never knew you were such a kind and caring person….

    Comment by Zooey — July 28, 2007 @ 2:48 pm

    And that’s a good thing.


  216. Martha Stewart says:

    With that, I gotta go.

    I’m catering a party tonight that’s scheduled to last until 5 a.m.

    I need to get a little more beauty sleep.


  217. curmudgeon says:

    How is it that the United States has devised the best system for delivering health care in the world and apparently possesses superior knowledge in this area that is absent in every other industrialized country on the face of the earth?

    If what we are doing is so wonderful, why hasn’t even one country “seen the light” and scrapped their system for one resembling ours?

    If anyone knows of an industrialized country that has taken this step, please identify that country by name.


  218. Zooey says:

    And that’s a good thing.
    Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — July 28, 2007 @ 2:49 pm

    With that, I gotta go.
    I’m catering a party tonight that’s scheduled to last until 5 a.m.
    I need to get a little more beauty sleep.
    Comment by Martha Stewart — July 28, 2007 @ 2:52 pm

    It’s a very good thing. :)

    See ya, MS!


  219. upright left says:

    You can thank, or curse, Reagan for Moores ‘Republica style’antics =)

    Comment by DAGIM — July 28, 2007 @ 2:12 pm

    Typical lefty failure to take responsibility for his own actions. ;)


  220. curmudgeon says:

    In case anyone is still reading comments, today’s article in the Dallas Morning News is worth a close look and is entitled, “U.S. patients choosing Mexican hospitals for price, quality.”

    The link –

    http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/072807dninthospitals.36608c1.html


  221. curmudgeon says:

    An afterthought re: my post #221…

    Is the fence being built on the U.S./Mexican border to prevent U.S. citizens from accessing health care and lower cost pharmaceuticals in Mexico?


  222. ac says:

    I would prefer 1000 times to be Michael Moore than be one of those assholes on the “mission accomplished” side.


  223. Bernard Quatermass says:

    Michael can take it; the WH cannot.


  224. m12 says:

    Hahahahaha! Zing! Classic!


  225. m12 says:

    And Dana Perino is a “human airhead visual” we certainly do not need either!

    Actually Dana Perino is a beautiful woman.


  226. m12 says:

    Which suggests to me that they have some definition of the word “effective” of which I was previously unaware. I have NEVER seen Ann Coulter actually win an argument, or convince a debate opponent that she has a valid point. Ever. Not once.

    Unless, of course, “winning the argument” was never her intention, just obfuscation. In which case they hate Micahel Moore because he refuses to “debate” by their rules, and actually does convince people he’s right.

    How effective was Fahrenheit 911, good sir?


  227. curmudgeon says:

    Note to m12 re: Post #227 –

    In answer to your question, “How effective was Fahrenheit 911, good sir?”, the following information can be found on the relevant wikipedia website:

    “The film debuted at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival in the documentary film category and was awarded the Palme d’Or (Golden Palm), the festival’s highest award, by an international jury (four North Americans, four Europeans, and one Asian)…It was the first documentary to win that award since Jacques Cousteau and Louis Malle’s The Silent World in 1956.”

    “The film won additional awards after its release, such as the People’s Choice Award for Favorite Motion Picture, an unprecedented honor for a documentary.”

    “The film also won four Razzies, not for its lack of quality but rather as a “joke” about the “actors”. George W. Bush won Worst Actor, Bush with either Rice or “his pet goat” won Worst Screen Couple, Donald Rumsfeld won Worst Supporting Actor, and Rice and Britney Spears were both nominated for Worst Supporting Actress, with Spears winning the award.[9]”

    In addition, Fahrenheit 9/11 also won the following awards for best documentary in 2004:

    Broadcast Film Critics Association — Win

    Director’s Guild of America — Nominated

    L.A. Film Critics Association – Runner-up

    National Board of Review (Freedom of Expression Award) — Win

    New York Film Critics Circle – Win

    San Francisco Film Critics Circle – Win

    “It presents a critical look at George W. Bush, his presidency and the War on Terrorism. The documentary has another theme of criticizing the American corporate media for being “cheerleaders” for the war in Iraq, and not providing an accurate and objective analysis of what led to the Iraq invasion and the resulting casualties there.”

    “As of January 2005, the film had grossed nearly US$120 million in U.S. box office, and over US$220 million worldwide,[1] an unprecedented amount for a political documentary; Sony reported first-day DVD sales of two million copies, again a new record for the genre. [2][citation needed]”

    Such an achievement is even more remarkable given that Disney had declined to distribute the film, and then the film was assigned an “R” rating by the Motion Picture Association. Again, to quote from wikipedia, “Moore’s lawyer, former Governor of New York Mario Cuomo, was not allowed to attend the hearing. The appeal was denied on June 22, 2004, and Gov. Cuomo contended that it was because he had been banned from the hearing.”

    So, m12, I have two questions:

    1) Which portions of Fahrenheit 9/11 do you contend are inaccurate, and what definitive evidence (with sources) can you cite to substantiate such claims?

    2) Please identify the competing documentary that you produced, along with any verifiable measures of that film’s success. Most certainly, the Faux Noose crew would be among your most ardent cheerleaders.

    Looking forward to hearing your replies…


  228. amerikans are idiots says:

    dana perino is a skank of the highest order – she is a fine one to spew about appearance. what an ugly byatch.


  229. upright left says:

    Comment by curmudgeon — July 28, 2007 @ 3:40 pm

    Interesting, North Texas based hospitals providing care in Mexico giving U.S. quality care. ;)

    “Two North Texas-based hospital chains, Christus Health of Irving and International Hospital Corp. of Dallas, are tapping into a need and an opportunity by providing in their hospitals in Mexico what their executives say are the best of both worlds – U.S.-quality health care and relatively low Mexican prices.”


  230. Clare says:

    (Sure beats same-old Slopeillary Cliton)

    Comment by CT Scan — July 28, 2007 @ 12:42 pm

    Slopeillary CLITon? I’m not aware of a porn star ever holding the office of the POTUS.


  231. Smgumby says:

    Golly, if I didn’t know better I would think the Dept Of Justice was selectively prosecuting people for political reasons… …nah


  232. O. Bigfoot says:

    “The White House” mocked Micheal Moore? Good! It’s about friggin’ time.

    Micheal Moore makes his living and has become a multi-miilionaire by mocking The United States.

    Somehow I think Micheal Moore is big enough to take it.


  233. MN Dem says:

    Dana Perino shows Republicans as they really are. Small minded and vicious. The true Republican face. As if 65% of Americans haven’t figured that out already…


  234. notinKansas says:

    Dana Perino. Professionalism not only not required, but possibly a liability in this capacity.


  235. T. Snow says:

    White House spokesman Dana Perino responded to Moore’s tan comment by mocking his appearance: “That’s probably a visual we don’t need.”

    Dana, STFU and keep s#cking my pole.


  236. Makka says:

    Interesting that attaturk calls Bush a jackas.
    If the president of the USA is a jackass, what does that make you attaturk?
    Oh yes…. nobody. Never were anyone of any worth, never will be.



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