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Karl Rove has an iPhone.

By Amanda Terkel on Aug 7th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

Karl Rove has an iPhone.

“Twins” Karl Rove and Josh Bolten check Rove’s iPhone as President Bush visits the damage of the collapsed I-35W bridge in Minneapolis.

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No word on whether Rove is using it for official White House duties or political activities.



74 Responses to “Karl Rove has an iPhone.”

  1. gummitch says:

    I bet Twins fans are really excited to see Rover wearing one of their caps. Ick.


  2. MCMetal says:

    They were making sure they both had Jeff Gannon’s phone number ……….


  3. Ringo says:

    He’s probably arranging to have Keith Olberman’s car drive off a cliff with the trunk full kiddie-porn.


  4. Boy Genius says:

    Tweedledum and Tweedledee


  5. Larry says:

    Boyz at the touch of a finger(heavy breathing) …a modern miracle


  6. Tom says:

    Good for KKKarl. Now he can have his porn collection with him wherever he goes.


  7. hellinabucket says:

    Ringo, quick to think like Rove. hmmmmmm. That explains all I ever need to know about you.


  8. Wayne says:

    I have an iPhone too. ( they do rock )

    Is there a point???



  9. SGT Higgins says:

    Karl Rove has an iPhone. —- I doubt seriously that Karl was the one who waited in line for it. Poor staffer.


  10. Bill Clinton says:

    Yeah what is the point of this. I just love how ThinkProgress rips off other people’s blogs. Wonkette was making fun of this yesterday. Wow, what a news source this webpage is.


  11. r says:

    And a blue shirt, and metal rimmed glasses too. You know what that means… …He’s Hitlers henchman. We need no more proof.


  12. MCMetal says:

    And a blue shirt, and metal rimmed glasses too. You know what that means… …He’s Hitlers henchman. We need no more proof.

    Comment by r — August 7, 2007 @ 2:02 pm

    No , Rove is just a smear-mongering douchebag whose sole claim-to-fame is being acknowledged as “Bush’s Brain” ; man , talk about being recognized as complete shit …………..


  13. Reagan says:

    You Democrats suck so bad, it’s not even funny. Why don’t you guys talk about how your leaders signed off on a bill that lets Bush spy on you loonies? Oh wait, that’s an inconvenient reality for you liberal loonies that you’re “leadership” gives Bush whatever he wants. Instead, lets point out that Rove, like millions of Americans, owns an iPhone. Wow!


  14. Raven says:

    I feel so left behind in this world of the latest and the greatest in technology…
    I’m just now starting to feel like I want an MP3 player and a pair of Bose headphones……


  15. paul says:

    When TP posts items like this, it betrays itself as ideologically bankrupt and fixated on personalities; not issues. Even the most progressive here would have to agree.


  16. Johannes Duns Scotus says:

    Oh, I get it.

    This is a paid advertisement for the iphone!


  17. Vet says:

    KKKarl was in Mpls??? I thought I smelled sulpher!!!

    What an insult to Twins fans her in Minnesota.


  18. Raven says:

    Caption:

    “Does it tingle you know where when I push this button, Jo Bo?”


  19. Kafka Lives says:

    For Mr. Rove, there is no difference between official White House duties and political activities.

    Boy Genius, did you perhaps mean Tweedledum and Tweedledumber?


  20. Tom says:

    Yeah what is the point of this. I just love how ThinkProgress rips off other people’s blogs. Wonkette was making fun of this yesterday. Wow, what a news source this webpage is.

    Comment by Bill Clinton

    Well Bill, after outing Valerie Plame to Novak I am surprised he is not in prison and he is still allowed into our WH. He still has a security clearance – if I’m not mistaken. So to patriotic and loyal Americans – we are surprised this loser is still on OUR PAYROLL. That makes this post completely appropriate. Clear now? I hope so.


  21. Vet says:

    #14. Many people here are PROGRESSIVES and are sick to death of the corrupt establishment – Democratic leadership included.


  22. SnowCritter says:

    I personally don’t care that Karl has an iPhone. I do take umbrage at his wearing of the Twins cap. Whoever gave it to him (you know he didn’t shell out his own money for it) ought to be slapped!


  23. mikey r says:

    You Democrats suck so bad, it’s not even funny. Why don’t you guys talk about how your leaders signed off on a bill that lets Bush spy on you loonies? Oh wait, that’s an inconvenient reality for you liberal loonies that you’re “leadership” gives Bush whatever he wants. Instead, lets point out that Rove, like millions of Americans, owns an iPhone. Wow!

    Comment by Reagan — August 7, 2007 @ 2:08 pm

    Yeah, you’re (”you are”) right, the subject of the FISA travesty never raised its head here yesterday. Not a word was written about it.

    Dum Bass.


  24. DM says:

    He’s wearing a just-purchased Twins hat.

    Six years of ignoring the upper midwest, he plows into town, has a flunkie buy him a new hat, and tries to pass himself off as a “lover of things local.”

    Note to Karl: Even Twins fans don’t wear Twins hats, and for the few that do, they’re dirty because they work for a living.

    You look like a grumpy usher.


  25. Perry Logan says:

    He’s got an iPhone.

    He’s got cleavage.

    He’s as gay as a French horn.


  26. SUE says:

    “Instead, lets point out that Rove, like millions of Americans, owns an iPhone. Wow!”

    Umm ….They are both wearing the same Garanimals outfit…….the same cap?…..says Twiiiins…..right-wingers share the same brain…..walk in lockstep……conformity…..latest gadget……sheeple? …..kinda funny


  27. dim wit says:

    Karl Rove has an iPhone.

    Yes and apparently the iPhone hates him too.


  28. mikey r says:

    When TP posts items like this, it betrays itself as ideologically bankrupt and fixated on personalities; not issues. Even the most progressive here would have to agree.

    Comment by paul — August 7, 2007 @ 2:11 pm

    Of course even the most progressive here would have to agree, if we were as simple-minded as you are, paul.

    See, the thing about progressives that seems so foreign to you is that we can actually examine several different subjects at a time — serious as well as frivolous — and keep them in perspective. We don’t assume that just because something frivolous is posted on TP that we should consider it serious. That’s for you guys.


  29. roger says:

    I’m from Minnesota and, yes, it SICKENS me to see him wear a Twins hat.

    It’s like Satan with a snapshot of your girlfriend in his wallet.


  30. DM says:

    It’s like Satan with a snapshot of your girlfriend in his wallet.

    Nicely put.


  31. brian says:

    Maybe he’s using the iPhone’s calculator to help him figure out THE math.

    Also, no flag pin? Why does he hate America?


  32. madmac says:

    Just made me not want to get one.


  33. marv says:

    Caption: lessee, what’s the 15% tip on a tangerine wine cooley.


  34. Kevin says:

    So, the man can’t buy a product offered in an open market?

    I wonder. I read some of the post and all I see is hate. This time because someone you disagree with has a phone. Nice.


  35. RNC Troll Dept. says:

    A message from the RNC Troll Department:

    Please ignore any and all comments posted by “Reagan”. His posts are not sanctioned by our office and don’t even make sense.

    We suspect “Reagan” is a DNC plant who seeks to discredit our side by posting inane and incoherent messages that make the Right look stupid. Don’t fall for it.

    Thank you.


  36. toasterhead says:

    Maybe he’s using the iPhone’s calculator to help him figure out THE math.

    Comment by brian — August 7, 2007 @ 2:21 pm

    No no no – I hear he’s running iCage v. 1.2


  37. KansasKowboy says:

    This shot is really quite perfect. They both are fat cats. In casual wear. (no ties.) It is like a bratty kids do out. They got their little free caps on and Porky is playing with his latest toy. Thy have the mandatory lapel pins. Blue blazers and blue oxford shirts. It wouldn’t surprise me if they had matching kahki pants as well. See these guys think they are hot stuff. And they are just nerdy little boys. How did this happen?


  38. Zimzone says:

    The Bobbsy twins?

    Lala & W both disrupted aspects of this rescue effort just by visiting the site.

    Traffic is shut down for hours, extra security has to be brought in, and not much got done Fri, Sat.

    Our Governor, ‘Living With Less in the Land of Pawlenty’, is now backtracking on a long history of vetoing transportation bills. In fact, earlier this year he vetoed funds that would have fixed bridges. He made a cute comment, Rovian in nature, of ‘push yourself (Dem legislators), away from the table’; meaning all the Dems want is more taxes.

    Cute.

    Now, he’s willing to reconsider his veto. Just like Bush, too little too late. He passed over bridge inspections or ignored the structurally deficient tags on the bridge. He’s worried this going to come back & haunt him when he tries to achieve National stature.

    Mini-Bush-Tim Pawlenty


  39. toasterhead says:

    This shot is really quite perfect. They both are fat cats. In casual wear. (no ties.)

    Comment by KansasKowboy — August 7, 2007 @ 2:26 pm

    You know who else doesn’t wear ties, don’t you?


  40. Jeff says:

    Well, that narrows down his service provider. We know that the number is on AT&T.


  41. Juan C says:

    Why do Pogressives keep comparing members of Bush admin with Hitler´s henchment and Bush with Hitler?

    Nazis took over Europe and some part of Africa in 3+ years.
    Bush admin cant protect the Green Zone in 4+ years.

    Come on.


  42. Kay says:

    KKKarl Rove is a Big Fat Pig.

    (ahhh, that felt good)


  43. Larry says:

    Just checking out the latest Democratic terra banter on the Total Information Awareness site.


  44. Cynicon Implant says:

    That’s not an iPhone — that’s a portable warrentless phone tapping device!

    ;-0


  45. Kevin says:

    Why does Rove’s Iphone bother progressives?


  46. MCMetal says:

    Just checking out the latest Democratic terra banter on the Total Information Awareness site.

    Comment by Larry — August 7, 2007 @ 2:38 pm

    I was gonna’ check out Cancervative message boards until I quickly realized I don’t read , write or speak Stupidese ………


  47. Juan C says:

    I was gonna’ check out Cancervative message boards until I quickly realized I don’t read , write or speak Stupidese ………
    Comment by MCMetal

    Maybe CI can help you at that.


  48. Johnnie Flea says:

    I can see why a closed platform would be appealing to Turd Blossom.


  49. J says:

    another good reason not to buy one, in addition to the fact that the at&t network sucks.


  50. ptf says:

  51. Francois says:

    probably on utube


  52. paul says:

    Satan has quite a stable to choose from. I’m impressed your girlfriend made the cut.


  53. a patriot acting says:

    Clinton had one first!


  54. Cynicon Implant says:

    Maybe he’s using the iPhone’s calculator to help him figure out THE math.

    Comment by brian — August 7, 2007 @ 2:21 pm

    No no no – I hear he’s running iCage v. 1.2

    Comment by toasterhead

    Or maybe iSpy


  55. loretta says:

  56. Raven says:

  57. katy says:

    That’s not an iPhone — that’s a portable warrentless phone tapping device!
    Comment by Cynicon Implant — August 7, 2007 @ 2:39 pm

    that was a funny one…
    how ironic in the good ol’ u s of a…


  58. Mr. Rove says:

  59. tonka says:

    ———

    Is that the iPhone Jumbo Version for those fat little piggy fingers?

    ———


  60. tarazan says:

    Bush asked Karl Rove if Apple Computer can put together and make an ‘I- Decider’ for him.


  61. Stephen Dulaney says:

    I think you can only get a personal AT&T account with the iPhone, no business contracts available. That means it is not going to the white house and should not be going to RNC. I wonder if that leaves those message out side executive privelege protection.


  62. Kiki says:

    I wouldn’t know how to use that thing if I had one. I still have a Walkman.

    Everything that pudgy a-hole does is outside of the executive privelege protection…hasn’t stopped him yet.


  63. Arroyo says:

    Karl is just the trendiest unindicted co-conspirator ever.


  64. Helen Rainier says:

    OH OH! Matching outfits — does that mean they’re going steady? Did they exchange classrings, too?


  65. Art says:

    Is that where he keeps the “real math”?


  66. katy says:

    I think you can only get a personal AT&T account with the iPhone, no business contracts available. That means it is not going to the white house and should not be going to RNC. I wonder if that leaves those message out side executive privelege protection.
    Comment by Stephen Dulaney — August 7, 2007 @ 3:56 pm

    i think that’s a good question…
    i sent it along to TP… maybe they know such things…
    .


  67. Hedley Lamarr says:

    Bolton is wearing more “flair” than Rove.


  68. Anon says:

    How many days until he loses it . . .and is iPhone?


  69. J Lewd says:

    Next time this sack of shit “loses” his emails, we can get Dirty Gonzalez (a variant of the Dirty Sanchez) to request his records from NSAT&T just like they do with the rest of the iTard users.


  70. teak says:

  71. Retrogrouch says:

    Despite my head being nowhere near as enlarged as the typical self-righteous neocon, my Twins hat no longer fits. Perhaps that’s a good thing in light of the photo. I’ll never look at it the same way again. Shameless politicing. A travesty in the wake of a tragedy in a once-proud state that carried both Mondale and Dukakis that is now infested with the likes of Bachmann. My condolences to those directly impacted by recent events as well as those who will continue to be impacted by their electoral mistakes. Minnesota is not a swing state!


  72. old hack says:

    Why do Pogressives keep comparing members of Bush admin with Hitler´s henchment and Bush with Hitler?

    Nazis took over Europe and some part of Africa in 3+ years.
    Bush admin cant protect the Green Zone in 4+ years.

    Come on.

    Comment by Juan C

    and with 50 years more advanced weaponry against a gang of starving homeless guys with 30 year old ak 47s and sparkler bombs mind you.


  73. Alejandro says:

    Karl Rove has an iPhone.
    Good, let’s just get ATT to turn over his phone records.
    And let’s get transcripts and recordings of all his conversations from the NSA.



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