Fighting terror while cruising the interstate.
By on Aug 7th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Fighting terror while cruising the interstate.
For Oklahomans “looking to show their terror-fighting pride while tearing up the asphalt,” the Oklahoma Tax Commission has extended the deadline to order the global war on terrorism license plate. Officials had set a May 31 deadline for the $37 vanity plate that features a bald eagle transposed in front of the Twin Towers. See the plate design below:
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Let the hack license plate jokes fly!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:10 pmOklahomans are soooooo brave… the only terrorist attack ever in their state was homegrown American……
August 7th, 2007 at 4:10 pmoh, sorry, I almost forgot the million or so native Americans who were marched there and forced to settle corraled out in the middle of nothing…..
Uh, why not a picture of the Murrah Building? There was some pretty effective home-grown terrorism right in OK City. Guess there’s less of a market for license plates that remind everyone of the whacked out fundamentalist Christian loons who blow things up.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:11 pmI think there is a typo on the plate, should it not read
August 7th, 2007 at 4:11 pm“SIMPLE” ?
One word: Tacky!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:12 pmWhy didn’t they use a pic of the Alfred P. Murrah building?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:13 pmHow much you wanna bet that every Hummer in OK will have one of those – even as they funnel their petrodollars to terrorists and make us more dependent on foreign oil.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:13 pmAnyone who uses the NY twin towers as a symbol should be forced to suscribe to NY liberalism.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:13 pmThere are apparently 145 different plates available, including an array of your favorite NASCAR drivers. My favorite, though, is the Killed In Action plate. I’m pretty sure I don’t want to qualify for that one.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:14 pmis this a joke?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:14 pmcomment #1 touched on it.
the american indian.
ask one of them about fighting terrorism. i’d say they’ve been doing it the longest.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:15 pm#3: They have those too, sorta- http://www.tax.ok.gov/plates/sp014.html
August 7th, 2007 at 4:16 pmIt should read:
August 7th, 2007 at 4:17 pm*******OKLAHOMA*******
********SAMPLE********
DEATH TO ISLAMOFASCISTS!!!
Oh
August 7th, 2007 at 4:17 pmmy
Wilco!!
Arriving just in time for Christmas:
The Global War On Terror snow globe!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:17 pmIs this a joke ??? Seems like the twin towers are being pimped out by everyone.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:17 pmI’m going to get one with he vanity “Allah Rocks”.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:17 pmit’s not global, it’s not a war, and it’s not on terrorism.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:17 pmThat eagle sure looks like it means business! I’m sure all of the terrorists are scared now!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:18 pmthe american indian.
ask one of them about fighting terrorism. i’d say they’ve been doing it the longest.
Comment by michael
Perfectly stated. All Americans should be ashamed by the way our government treated (and still treats) the Native Americans. We have a long way to go before we are truly a civilized society.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:19 pm*******OKLAHOMA*******
********SAMPLE********
DEATH TO ISLAMOFASCISTS!!!
Comment by Nicholas of Cusa — August 7, 2007 @ 4:17 pm
Okay by me, but you’re going to need a new transmission if you try pulling that.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:19 pmCan I get a “Global War on War Profiteering” plate or the “Global War on Crony Capitalism” plate? OR maybe they only have the “Global War on the Bill of Rights” plates left?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:19 pm#12
August 7th, 2007 at 4:20 pmI might just be me, but there is something lost in the translation on that plate.
What the hell do the people in Oklahoma have to do with the WTC ?
They saw it fall on TV ?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:20 pmMy favorite, though, is the Killed In Action plate. I’m pretty sure I don’t want to qualify for that one.
Comment by gummitch — August 7, 2007 @ 4:14 pm
I like the organ donor plates. All they need is the blood & tissue type, and you can go……um, shopping. :D
August 7th, 2007 at 4:21 pmPlease don’t pick on Oklahoma. My uncle Bob from Kansas always said “The best thing Oklahoma was good for was to keep Kansas the Hell away from Texas.”
August 7th, 2007 at 4:21 pmMaybe it’s a sample global war on terror.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:21 pmI just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:22 pmI might just be me, but there is something lost in the translation on that plate.
Comment by dim wit — August 7, 2007 @ 4:20 pm
It’s a memorial plate for the Murrah Building domestic terror attack.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:22 pm“Global War On The English Language” , brought to you by Chimpy
Sponsored by The University of Mexico
August 7th, 2007 at 4:23 pmThis plate was made specifically for guys in 4×4 trucks with oversized tires, gun racks, and real small peckers.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:23 pmWay to profit off the war.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:24 pmZooey,
August 7th, 2007 at 4:26 pmWhy does the Murrah Building get a “memorial” plate when the WTC gets a obvious war mongering plate?
Was McVeigh not a terrorist? (or is it that McVeigh was not a Islamic terrorist?)
I find it fascinating that Oklahomans consider the assault on the WTC to be a terrorist attack, but having the Murrah building blown up in their own yard was not?
Oh, right — when a home-grown white boy kills many innocent people in a carefully calculated explosion, he’s just an isolated nutcase. When extremists from another religion do it, it’s a condemnation of that entire religion and an excuse to invade a country having nothing to do with it.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:26 pmOrder your “Global War on Terror” plates today and receive free of charge:
— two “We Support Our Troops” magnetic ribbons
— a limited-edition “Flight-Deck” action figure of GDumbya . . . just pull the string and hear such memorable phrases as “mission accomplished”, “bring ‘em on” and “I’m the decider”
August 7th, 2007 at 4:26 pmThis is another example of why I picked up everything I owned a few months ago and moved the hell away from OK. These are the same rednecks who voted for dumbasses like Inhofe and Coburn (both landslide “winners”).
My only criteria when I moved was: Is it a blue state?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:28 pm— a limited-edition “Flight-Deck†action figure of GDumbya . . . just pull the string and hear such memorable phrases as “mission accomplishedâ€, “bring ‘em on†and “I’m the deciderâ€
Comment by Tom — August 7, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
Complete with over-stuffed codpiece ………….
August 7th, 2007 at 4:28 pmGosh, how come they didn’t use the Murrah Federal Building instead of the WTC? Must not be proud of their intrastate terrorists.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:28 pmWhy does the Murrah Building get a “memorial†plate when the WTC gets a obvious war mongering plate?
Was McVeigh not a terrorist? (or is it that McVeigh was not a Islamic terrorist?)
Comment by dim wit — August 7, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
It would be awkward to attack Oklahoma?
Hell, I don’t know. :-D
August 7th, 2007 at 4:28 pmHAH! That’s Oklahoma for ya!
Speaking of native Americans, anyone else seen that shirt that has a picture of a group of Indians w/ guns and says something to the effect of “Homeland Security: Fighting Terrorism since the 1700’s�
August 7th, 2007 at 4:30 pmF*CKING SICKENING!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:30 pm— a limited-edition “Flight-Deck†action figure of GDumbya . . . just pull the string and hear such memorable phrases as “mission accomplishedâ€, “bring ‘em on†and “I’m the deciderâ€
Comment by Tom
And the deluxe set comes with the figure wearing a codpiece and it swaggers across the floor doing the “Texas Redneck strut”.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:31 pmWhat does the rake-off go to? In most states, the tag fee, or the increment between the regular tag, and the vanity tag is earmarked.
Our state conservation plate has a chickadee — the money goes to non-game wildlife conservation. The state university alumni plate has a rake-off that goes to the scholarship fund. The Mass Red Sox tag supports the Jimmy Fund — juvenile cancer research.
Who gets the increment in OK? The Minutemen? Sean Hannity? Homeland Security?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:31 pmThis is odd to me. Being from NY (Bronx) and having relatives in OK, they HATE New Yorkers out there. I remember going there during summer vacations and having to fight because of my accent, clothes, etc.
And now to see them use the Towers when OKC suffered their own tragic TERRORIST attack is beyond words. I guess NYC is good when you can profit.
Tasteless
RIP
August 7th, 2007 at 4:31 pmSGT Stephen R. Sherman
C CO 1-5 IN (STRYKER)
KIA 3 Feb 2005
Mosul, Iraq
License plate should be Oklahoma is OK for asshats !
August 7th, 2007 at 4:33 pmAnd the accessory Brush Clearin’ Ranch kit.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:33 pmComment by Davis X. Machina — August 7, 2007 @ 4:31 pm
Thank you, Davis X. — I was trying to make this point myself, but TP won’t post my posts. Aaaaarrrgh.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:33 pmGAWD! I’m glad I reside in Michigan.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:34 pm#23: i agree (notice my qualifier ’sorta’). the OKCB plate is just sacchrine sweet; the GWOT screams ’search kill destroy’ with its digital camo background.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:34 pmAnd less anyone has forgotten…. Sen. Inhofe represents that great state, too. Bet he has the first set on his red Ford Excursion!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:35 pmI didn’t even know they were selling these. I’ve certainly never seen one, but maybe that’s because I live in the liberal bastion of Oklahoma City. We’re so cosmopolitan, dontchaknow.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:35 pmThe Towers, the Eagle, and the Camouflage Background.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:36 pmI think the plate is actually commemorating President Bush’s muddled argument about why we should invade Iraq.
It was a bumpersticker argument. Why not make a plate out of it?
The digital camo is what makes it classy.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:36 pmIn commemoration of the Native American fight against terrorism.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:36 pmInhofe is Inbread!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:37 pmI’m ashamed to say that Texas has ‘em too:
http://www.dot.state.tx.us/services/vehicle_titles_and_registration/specialty_plates/motorcycle/specialplate.htm?nbr=149&type=MC
August 7th, 2007 at 4:37 pmIf your from Okey land wouldn’t you at least want your own building on the plate, instead of New York? Or I guess that hits home a little too close since McVay and Nichols weren’t al-Qaeda, or Mexican, or even Democrats. I mean they was down home dog patch born again NRA card toting all Americans. I suppose to think on that too hard for too long might raise a lot of questions.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmIt’s the cover for Chris Hedges’ new book Kitsch Is A Force That Gives Us Meaning.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmApparently a bunch of cute little teddy bears died in the Murrah Building bombing. Who knew?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmIf I didn’t go check out the Oklahoma web site myself, I would have thought this was straight off The Onion.
(I am, however, slightly jealous that we can’t get one of those NASCAR plates here in Pennsylvania. Nuthin’ says redneck better than a tribute Dale Jarrett right on your bumper).
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmAlthough I don’t suppose that will surprise anyone…
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmI wonder how many of these plates will end up on Hummers and SUVs.
My wife and I are supporting the troops by decreasing our dependency on oil (in addition to helping the environment) in our new Prius that we just got last week (trading in a Ford Exploder).
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmThis is Yet another tasteless example of capitalizing on the WTC Terrorist attack…
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmWatch and learn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W0rGaLdcA4&eurl=
August 7th, 2007 at 4:39 pm#56 Holy Crap…. that is even uglier than Oklahoma’s!
But we should have guessed.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:41 pmThere’s a Victims And Survivors plate for the federal building bombing. It has a teddy bear.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:42 pmI worked in Oklahoma for some time. The Okies [aka Boomer Sooners] are quite nationalist and see an attack on America as an attack on them. The Boomer Sooners came from all across the country to claim land in 1889-1895
August 7th, 2007 at 4:43 pmCheap, easy, and meaningless. It’s a sure-fire sell with the pro-war fringe.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:43 pm.
Watch and learn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W0rGaLdcA4&eurl=
Comment by Mr. Rove
I’m on dialup Mr R. Is this about political smear campaigns?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:45 pmAhhhh the confederate flag. Lets break out the hammer and sickle too. Doesn’t the south get it re: The War Between the States? THEY LOST!!! Hide that flag in shame…..and NOOO they were not fighting for a GOOD reason.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:45 pmMy only criteria when I moved was: Is it a blue state?
Comment by Pat — August 7, 2007 @ 4:28 pm
Why did you bother to move? The only blue states left are IW and NM.
Speaking of native Americans, anyone else seen that shirt that has a picture of a group of Indians w/ guns and says something to the effect of “Homeland Security: Fighting Terrorism since the 1700’s�
Comment by Francois — August 7, 2007 @ 4:30 pm
The one i saw said: “Homeland Security: Fighting Terrorism since 1492â€.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:46 pmI like the plate because it drives you moonbats buggy.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:46 pmA portion of the taxes if you have this plate go to the 45th Infantry Division Museum Fund.
http://www.45thdivisionmuseum.com
Yay!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:48 pmI like the plate because it drives you moonbats buggy.
Comment by Mr. Rove — August 7, 2007 @ 4:46 pm
Recipies? I’ve got recipies!
Beef Stroganoff
Ingredients:
1 1/4 pound fillet mignon or fillet of beef — sliced
2 tablespoons butter
1 tablespoon olive oil
1/4 pound mushrooms — sliced
1 1/2 tablespoon shallots or green onions — minced
1 medium onions, to taste – optional — sliced
2 tablespoons flour
1/4 cup sweet sherry
1 can beef broth
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1/2 cup sour cream
August 7th, 2007 at 4:52 pmDirections:
Slice meat thin, about 2″x2″ (it is easiest to slice real thin by partially freezing the meat first) – be sure ALL fat is trimmed off. Heat 1 Tbsp. of butter and 1/2 Tbsp. oil in a large frying pan. Saute the mushrooms over medium heat for about 3 minutes. Add the onions and/or shallots, saute 2 minutes more. . .remove ALL from skillet. 

Heat remaining butter and oil, until it bubbles, then add the meat and brown. Remove the browned meat from the pan. Put the flour in the pan and mix in with the oil in the pan until well blended. Gradually add the sherry and the beef broth, being sure the mixture is SMOOTH. Cook over high heat and turn to medium-high and cook down 1/2. 

Add meat and season (to taste) and add the mushrooms/onions. Cook over medium-low heat about 5 minutes, stirring frequently. JUST BEFORE serving stir in sour cream. DO NOT ALLOW TO COME TO A BOIL- it will curdle. Serve over noodles. 

Eagle on the license plate, chickenhawk in the driver’s seat.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:52 pmI like the plate because it drives you moonbats buggy.
Comment by Mr. Rove
I see Mr Rove has been drinking the code-word kool-aid of the man-child pundit pill popping set.
Oh, and I could care less what a bunch of okies put on their pickemup truks.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:53 pmCheap, easy, and meaningless. It’s a sure-fire sell with the pro-war fringe.
Similar to the “Free Tibet!” stickers decorating liberal mopeds.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:53 pmI prefer New Mexico’s…
‘Like Mexico, only cleaner’
August 7th, 2007 at 4:55 pm…Ur making me hungary Marcus. =)
August 7th, 2007 at 4:55 pmIf we’re comparing bumperstickers . . .
My favorite dates from the 70s: “Richard Nixon hunts his own truffles”
Rim shot!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:56 pmWell, that might be what you think, but millions of people have read the Harry Potter series, and com away from the experience with a much different view.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:56 pmEasy on the generalizations about Okeyhomey. I grew up in Tulsa, OK, (now live in DC) and the people I knew DID NOT hate New Yorkers or anyone else. In fact, some of the nicest people you’ll ever find are Okies. Can some be rednecks? Yes, but so can New Yorkers — it’s a state of mind. Is the license plate ridiculous? Yes. Besides, where is the Pentagon on this???
August 7th, 2007 at 4:56 pm…Ur making me hungary Marcus. =)
Comment by PICOT HORI — August 7, 2007 @ 4:55 pm
He posted a goulash recipe?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:57 pmComment by NoMoreBush — August 7, 2007 @ 4:56 pm
I agree: “Oklahoma is OK”. The greatest liscense plate ever.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:58 pmEagle on the license plate, chickenhawk in the driver’s seat.
Dont worry, they make a liberal version of the plate for guys like you which portrays a pic of Osama rather than the eagle and the WTC is just a heap of rubble.
The logo is: “Bush Made Him Do It!”
August 7th, 2007 at 4:58 pmexcept, maybe: “Famous Potatoes” from idaho. Right, Zoo?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:59 pmI like the plate because it drives you moonbats buggy.
Comment by Mr. Rove
Doesn’t drive us buggy, it just reinforces the lack of taste, the low IQ and the blind support of BushCo of all who would actually put one of those things on their pickup truck.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:00 pmThis is the height of (or nadir, perhaps) of crazed, blind nationalism. Jingoism at its best combined with out of control ( and confused) patriotism. I am surprised they didn’t add a Bible wrapped in the flag or a biblical quote.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:00 pmBefore i accept your premise, I need you to define “Bush”.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:01 pmOne of my fave bumper stickers is a recent one:
“Sore/Loserman 2000″
August 7th, 2007 at 5:02 pmHow many of these “terror-fighting Oklahomans†are willing to do more than mistaking their raisins for grapefruits by just buying the design license plate? How many of them are willing to join the army to fight “terror†in Iraq? The answer is ZERO. You see, it’s easier, more manly and more “patriotic†to just buy a license plate.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:02 pm“Jingoism” is the word of the day. Everybody look it up! (Hint: Trolls are Jingos).
August 7th, 2007 at 5:03 pmComment by Marcus Aurelius — August 7, 2007 @ 4:52 pm
Yum! Thanks, Marcus.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:03 pmBefore i accept your premise, I need you to define “Bushâ€.
Come on now, you know it has to refer to President Bush, liberal men dont want any acquaintance with the other kind of bush.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:04 pmDid this come from Reader’s Digest?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:05 pmWho gets the increment in OK? The Minutemen? Sean Hannity? Homeland Security?
Comment by Davis X. Machina — August 7, 2007 @ 4:31 pm
AHA — found it! According to the order form for the plate, a “portion” (they don’t say how much) of the plate fee goes to the 45th Infantry Division Museum Fund.
For more about this museum, click here: http://www.45thdivisionmuseum.com/Information/
August 7th, 2007 at 5:06 pmDont worry, they make a liberal version of the plate….
The logo is: “Bush Made Him Do It!â€
Oh, good Lord. No one believes this tripe, do they?
It’s got to be a parody troll. Otherwise it’s too stupid to find a bridge, never mind catch a billygoat, gruff or otherwise.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:06 pmHow many of them are willing to join the army to fight “terror†in Iraq? The answer is ZERO. You see, it’s easier, more manly and more “patriotic†to just buy a license plate.
Well, arent you the human anomoly, a guy who happens to know every last person in Oklahoma.
Start listing their names alphabetically just to prove it.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:06 pmCome on now, you know it has to refer to President Bush, liberal men dont want any acquaintance with the other kind of bush.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird
Interesting comment, seeing as most of the “gender challenged” “men” are from the right side of the aisle. And yes, crossdressers count as well. SO RUDEE is in that pile, too.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:07 pmBefore I accept your response, I need you to define “other kind of bushâ€.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:07 pmDont worry, they make a Conpervative version of the plate for
guystrolls like you which portrays a pic of Reagan and Osama with the words “Freedom Fighter” -PPBFixed your post and your welcome.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:08 pmOh, good Lord. No one believes this tripe, do they?
Youre kidding, right? Libs believe dumber shiite than this.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:08 pmWell, there’s Aaron Aaronson, but he lives in New Jersey. Hope I’ve been of some help.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:09 pmArriving just in time for Christmas:
The Global War On Terror snow globe!
Some Global War on Terror Commemorative Plates have already increased in value!
Feh. Beads for natives.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:10 pm.
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Official Goverment Warning
August 7th, 2007 at 5:10 pmYeah? Well name one!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:11 pmCome on now, you know it has to refer to President Bush,
liberalConpervative men dont want acquaintance with the other kind of bush. -PPBValiant Venus. Still up to your same schtick? I suppose your talking about Gannon/Guckert?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:11 pmStart listing their names alphabetically just to prove it.
I think I saw that on CSI Oklahoma. They realized that there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
What I couldn’t figure out is why they chose “Fiddle About” as the theme song.
Weird.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:11 pm.
Oh, good Lord. No one believes this tripe, do they?
Youre kidding, right? Libs believe dumber shiite than this.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:08 pm
Like :
August 7th, 2007 at 5:12 pm“WMD’s in Iraq”
“Turning a corner in Iraq”
“Saddam has resurrected his nuclear weapons program”
“The insurgency is in its final throes”
“Saddam attempted to purchase yellowcake from Niger”
Real stupid shit like that , Shitty Shitty Turd ?
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August 7th, 2007 at 5:12 pmThe logo is: “Bush Made Him Do It!â€
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Right on target.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:12 pmSign me up!
Do you think they would let an out-of-stater buy one as a souvenir?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:13 pmYoure kidding, right? Libs believe dumber shiite than this.
Like evolution, for instance.
Oh, and the Constitution.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:14 pm.
The logo is: “Bush Made Him Do It!â€
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Right on target.
Comment by Cobra — August 7, 2007 @ 5:12 pm
More like Shrub LET HIM do it ……..
Chimpy , there is a point to reviewing Presidential Daily Briefings , at it isn’t because your morning newspaper didn’t arrive and it’s a substitute for the comics section ……..
August 7th, 2007 at 5:14 pmThe logo is: “Bush Let Him Do It!â€
Fixed your typo.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:14 pm.
Real stupid shit like that , Shitty Shitty Turd ?
Yes, because not only did they vote for the war but they refuse to cut-off funding now.
You forgot to add FISA to that list. Tee hee hee…how do you like your dem leadership now?
Now get back under the sink!
(listening to some really great live Clapton right now)
August 7th, 2007 at 5:14 pmFunny thing, MCMetal. The anniversary of Bush ignoring the threat was just yesterday, but already they’ve forgotten.
Just plain creepy.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:15 pm.
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — August 7, 2007 @ 4:52 pm
Oh, you use mushrooms instead of truffles? How gauche!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:15 pmValiant Venus. Still up to your same schtick? I suppose your talking about Gannon/Guckert?
Comment by Ugly Ugly Vulture
Variant Anus has returned from the Advanced Troll Training School and got some good pointers on STD treatments from Ann Coultergeist and a neck massage from billo.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:17 pmWe live in times of lesser men, so sad, Jefferson would weep, said it before and saying it again.
Freedom is vanishing and jingoism is replacing it and fear is the vendor.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:17 pmI wouldn’t mind one of those with “FUGWB” on it and see how many people get it. :)
August 7th, 2007 at 5:17 pmcan’t afford no damn truffles.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:17 pmGreat license plate.
:|
They forgot to put a little confederate flag in the corner though.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:18 pmWell at lease we know how the terrorist got their weapons and money to continue to fight. Will there be a license plate that let’s Americans know thanks to General Petraeus the enemy is using US supplied weapons to kill our troops. Yes it was a nice story by the White House and Media to say it was Iran who was supplying weapons only to find out it was USA.
Next well see State have license plates with Hamid Karzai is a former employee of US oil company Unocal, Yes the Bush appointed President who’s first action as President of Afghan was to sign over oil drilling rights to Halliburton. Will Rudy’s daughter get a VOTE FOR OBAMA license plate next.
FYI 6 more soldiers died today in Iraq if anyone is interested as the media doesn’t report that news.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:19 pmWe are indeed ruled by Idiots
August 7th, 2007 at 5:20 pmAugust 7th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Like evolution, for instance.
Oh, and the Constitution.
I was thinking more along the lines of Rove’s American Gulag Systemâ„¢ and the Joooos cooking-up 911.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:20 pmCool! Why don’t you take the radio and get into the bathtub?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:20 pmWell, arent you the human anomoly, a guy who happens to know every last person in Oklahoma.
Start listing their names alphabetically just to prove it.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
Youre kidding, right? Libs believe dumber shiite than this.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:08 pm
Ah, irony. Criticize someone else for generalities on a statewide scale and then leap into generalities on a nationwide scale.
The mouth-breathing hypocrisy of the Right (my own generality) on display.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:20 pmReal stupid shit like that , Shitty Shitty Turd ?
Yes, because not only did they vote for the war but they refuse to cut-off funding now.
You forgot to add FISA to that list. Tee hee hee…how do you like your dem leadership now?
Now get back under the sink!
(listening to some really great live Clapton right now)
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:14 pm
What part of the “Dem leadership” voted for the FISA plan joke , Shitty Shitty Turd ?
BTW
How well has Chimpy’s Idiotic Iraq Adventure gone ?
And where are the balls on those in your horseshit GOP party , that talk out about how badly Iraq is going , yet refuse to put their vote(s) where their stupid mouths are ?
Now , shut the hell up and return to your cesspool , before I kick you back into it………
(”really great live Clapton” means that your CD is skipping all tracks , on your Radio Shack portable CD player)
August 7th, 2007 at 5:20 pmI was thinking more along the lines of Rove’s American Gulag System™ and the Joooos cooking-up 911.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:20 pm
What happened to Turd Blossom’s “October/November surprise” , Shitty Shitty Turd ?
Oh , I see ……..He was too busy MEATING with Jeff Gannon.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:22 pmOrder now and receive a free roll of Osama Bin Laden toilet paper.
dipshits.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:23 pmI wonder how many of these clueless Okies will have a “re-elect Inhofe” bumper sticker next to it. Contradicting themselves on their own car, but too dumb to know it.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:23 pm“The best thing Oklahoma was good for was to keep Kansas the Hell away from Texas.â€
Comment by the fly-man
Kansas, home of school taught “Intellegent Design”
August 7th, 2007 at 5:25 pmYeah its a good thing to keep them yahoos away from Texas, we have enough problems with the neocon morons here. =)
Cool! Why don’t you take the radio and get into the bathtub?
“Radio”? What, do you still cozy up to the Crosley Wigit and tune in the fireside chats?
Its Creative Zen Vision these days ya dinosaur.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:25 pmI wonder how many of those license plates were made by Jack Abramoff.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:25 pmQuestion:
Why don’t people from OK want to remember the OK Federal Building bombing?
Is it because it was a white Christian neo-Nazi republican?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:26 pmI wonder how many of those license plates were made by Jack Abramoff.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — August 7, 2007 @ 5:25 pm
With plenty of help from Duke Cunningham and Bob Ney ……..
August 7th, 2007 at 5:26 pmI wonder how many of these clueless Okies will have a “re-elect Inhofe†bumper sticker next to it.
Probably the same number of Minnesotans who still erect ‘Wellstone!’ signs in their yard every year. LOL
August 7th, 2007 at 5:27 pmI heard OBL has one on his donkey cart in the mountains, and now EVERYONE over there wants one. Halliburton and Blackwater are going to air drop some along with their next weapon shipment. Makes for good morale amongst the BushCo OBL Brigade.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:28 pmYeah, I’m thinking that if I live in Oklahoma, I’m gonna opt for the
Local War on Terrorists
license plate. Seems more relevant, don’t you think?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:29 pmIs it because it was a white Christian neo-Nazi republican?
Comment by Spudge_Boy — August 7, 2007 @ 5:26 pm
He was also in the army…werent you in the army too?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:29 pmI wonder how many of these clueless Okies will have a “re-elect Inhofe†bumper sticker next to it.
Probably the same number of Minnesotans who still erect ‘Wellstone!’ signs in their yard every year. LOL
Comment by Cobra — August 7, 2007 @ 5:27 pm
Wellstone was adamantly opposed to Chimpy’s Iraq Adventure ; he has been proven to be 100% correct.
Inhofe is a jerkoff ……….Something you can certainly relate to , CobraKai dojo douchebag
August 7th, 2007 at 5:30 pmHalliburton and Blackwater are going to air drop some along with their next weapon shipment.
They might have to divert planes from their operations in the Balkans.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:31 pmThe Russians shall not have Constantinople.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:31 pmHe was also in the army…werent you in the army too?
Comment by RastaPasta
Yea, he was in the military, but no one in the Chickenhawk BushCo Regime was. So does that make McVeigh more of a patriot than th BushCo’s?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:32 pmFor my purposes, an iPod will not suffice!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:32 pmEven worse, the towers are backwards on the plate– if they are supposed to be the WTC twin towers. The north tower had the antenna and was west of the south tower.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pmLike evolution, for instance.
Oh, and the Constitution.
I was thinking more along the lines of Rove’s American Gulag System™ and the Joooos cooking-up 911.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:20 pm
The Russians shall not have Constantinople.
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — August 7, 2007 @ 5:31 pm
Kind of tough to “have” something that no longer exists ……..
August 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pmLike Chimpy and an IQ or an ability to speak properly and/or in public.
Give it a rest. It’s just a license plate. Virginia has one too with The Twin Towers and the Pentagon. If you don’t like it. Don’t move to OK.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pmHow about an Iwo Jima-style image of Halliburton-jumpsuited workers planting an oil rig in the sands of Iraq?
Tagline: “Global War for Oil Profits”
Though given the education level and oil industry influence in Oklahoma, they’d love it and wouldn’t understand the parody aspect.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pm“McVeigh instructed his lawyers to use a “necessity” defense and to argue that his bombing of the Murrah building was a justifiable response to what McVeigh believed were the crimes of the U.S. government at Waco, Texas, during the 51-day siege of the Branch Davidian complex.”
Clinton made him do it. We need to revise the plates.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pm“McVeigh instructed his lawyers to use a “necessity†defense and to argue that his bombing of the Murrah building was a justifiable response to what McVeigh believed were the crimes of the U.S. government at Waco, Texas, during the 51-day siege of the Branch Davidian complex.â€
Clinton made him do it. We need to revise the plates.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:33 pm
Who is this “we” ?
You and the mouse in your pocket , chump ?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:35 pmFor my purposes, an iPod will not suffice!
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — August 7, 2007 @ 5:32 pm
How about a hair dryer?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:35 pmKeeping it on a positive note; if I like cheese, should I move to Wisconsin?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:36 pmYea, he was in the military, but no one in the Chickenhawk BushCo Regime was. So does that make McVeigh more of a patriot than th BushCo’s?
You’re kind of a moron, arent you? I was referring to spudge’s comment about everything else McVeigh supposedly “was”.
Now shoo.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:37 pmwas a justifiable response to what McVeigh believed were the crimes of the U.S. government at Waco, Texas, Comment by Variant Venus
Waco, TX IS a crime against humanity! Have you ever been there? WOW!! Between Waco and College Station, it looks like both towns were subjected to Rocky’s Wayback Machine.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:38 pmAmericans are retarded.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:38 pmKeeping it on a positive note; if I like cheese, should I move to Wisconsin?
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — August 7, 2007 @ 5:36 pm
No, to England – their cheddar is better.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:38 pmWho is this “we†?
You and the mouse in your pocket , chump ?
You wouldnt fit in my pocket, squeaky, you know that.
Now get back under the sink!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:39 pmYup. Now we’re cookin’ with gas!
Gas!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:40 pmWaco, TX IS a crime against humanity!
Is this the same TX that Grand Moff Texan is from?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:40 pmCalifornia has had the most KIAs, yet this type of stupidity would not happen here. Even Puerto Rico had lost more than Cheney’s state. Ameritards are a curious lot.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:40 pmMaybe the squab meant “Oui”. That’s French, you know.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:42 pmWho is this “we†?
You and the mouse in your pocket , chump ?
You wouldnt fit in my pocket, squeaky, you know that.
Now get back under the sink!
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:39 pm
I didn’t request access to your pockets (though I know you’d love having someone playing pocket pool just once for you)
Now , back to the cesspool where you slinked out of , chump …
August 7th, 2007 at 5:43 pmRemembar the Maine!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:43 pmEven Puerto Rico had lost more than Cheney’s state.Comment by jesus Farted
All the men in Cheney’s state (Wyoming) are having too much fun chasing the sheep to enlist.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:44 pmMarcus Aurelius = libtroll
just like “Stupidity”
August 7th, 2007 at 5:44 pmHey! I resemble that remark!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:45 pmAll the men in Cheney’s state (Wyoming) are having too much fun chasing the sheep to enlist.
You must have some HUGE leg muscles!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:46 pmMarcus Aurelius = libtroll
just like “Stupidityâ€
Comment by Nicholas of Cusa — August 7, 2007 @ 5:44 pm
Yeah , as opposed to those that truly believe the GOP = party of family values.
Yeah , who’s family ? The Gottis ?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:47 pmThe Gambinos ?
Nitwitless of Cuba
I didn’t request access to your pockets (though I know you’d love having someone playing pocket pool just once for you)
You implied it and no, you cant get in my pocket no matter how much you plead.
Now get back under the sink!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:48 pmTo Pretty Pretty Bird #99:
This is Gomez here, sorry I couldn’t get back to you sooner. As per your response; “Well, arent you the human anomoly, a guy who happens to know every last person in Oklahoma. Start listing their names alphabetically just to prove it.â€
My response: Don’t need to. My message was directed to cowards only, not to patriots. Our patriots are in Iraq. Only yellow-billed cowards such as yourself would have reacted to my posting. I have a talent for hitting the nerves of those who don’t have any.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:48 pmAll the men in Cheney’s state (Wyoming) are having too much fun chasing the sheep to enlist.
You must have some HUGE leg muscles!
Comment by Cobra — August 7, 2007 @ 5:46 pm
As opposed to your microscopic “middle leg”…………
August 7th, 2007 at 5:48 pmSIMPLE THINGS PLEASE SIMPLE MINDS
August 7th, 2007 at 5:48 pmI didn’t request access to your pockets (though I know you’d love having someone playing pocket pool just once for you)
You implied it and no, you cant get in my pocket no matter how much you plead.
Now get back under the sink!
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:48 pm
Again , I did not ask ………Stop projecting
Back to the cesspool in your aboriginal backwater in East AssBlast , Kentucky , Shitty Shitty Turd…..
August 7th, 2007 at 5:50 pmSo John Edwards was wrong. The War on Terror isn’t a bumpersticker. It’s an Oklahoma license plate.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:51 pmDon’t need to. My message was directed to cowards only, not to patriots. Our patriots are in Iraq. Only yellow-billed cowards such as yourself would have reacted to my posting. I have a talent for hitting the nerves of those who don’t have any.
Well then, perhaps you need to elucidate your accusations better so that the Okie liberals dont confuse themselves with the patriots.
But yes, you could have gotten back to me sooner, it just took you this long to painfully try and compose a cogent response. Good try though. Thumbs up!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:52 pmIt’s like owning a Pontiac GTO and having the plate say “GTO”.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:52 pmD’uh! we already know that…
As opposed to your microscopic “middle legâ€â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦
Comment by MCMetal
Cobra must be from Wyoming so he is a bit sensitive ot the small equipment and the sheep comments. They hit too close to home, maybe.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:57 pmBack to the cesspool in your aboriginal backwater in East AssBlast , Kentucky , Shitty Shitty Turd…..
The name belies the beauty of the town itself; we have a lovely clock tower and an annual bluegrass eating contest.
You should visit, if you start pedaling your Big Whee©l right now you can be here in two months or so.
Now get back under the sink, buckethead!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:57 pmIsn’t that a picture of Hannitys eagle, the one that flies over him 24/7 to protect him, when he’s outside ?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:59 pmDon’t need to. My message was directed to cowards only, not to patriots. Our patriots are in Iraq. Only yellow-billed cowards such as yourself would have reacted to my posting. I have a talent for hitting the nerves of those who don’t have any.
Well then, perhaps you need to elucidate your accusations better so that the Okie liberals dont confuse themselves with the patriots.
But yes, you could have gotten back to me sooner, it just took you this long to painfully try and compose a cogent response. Good try though. Thumbs up!
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:52 pm
And you need to drop this administration’s similarly stupid habit , of trying to label those that are “liberals” , as not being “patriots”.
The definition of a “patriot” as viewed by yourself and this garbage administration , actually deviates from the accepted specifics of how everyone else classifies who is or isn’t a patriot………
You’re either a Chimpy backing stooge , or a patriot ; it is impossible to be both.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:59 pmCareful now, Cobra, MCHammer is starting to reference your junk too, that means he is attracted to you.
When MCPolebiotch gets really nasty in his comments, it also means he wants to ask you for a date. He already professed a desire to jump into my pocket.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:01 pmBack to the cesspool in your aboriginal backwater in East AssBlast , Kentucky , Shitty Shitty Turd…..
The name belies the beauty of the town itself; we have a lovely clock tower and an annual bluegrass eating contest.
You should visit, if you start pedaling your Big Whee©l right now you can be here in two months or so.
Now get back under the sink, buckethead!
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:57 pm
Why , so you can introduce me to your wife and sister , and there is 1 transvestite standing there in front of your hovel ?
I believe I’ll pass on that ‘golden opportunity’ ; now , back to your cesspool , skid mark …….
August 7th, 2007 at 6:01 pmSee that cobra? Anytime now MCCricket will ask to jump into my pocket like a mouse. He must be in heat.
I need to talk to my wife and sister for two reasons:
August 7th, 2007 at 6:05 pm1) I have to ask them where they came from since Im single and have only brothers.
2) What are they doing under the sink with MCBabyfishmouth.
Careful now, Cobra, MCHammer is starting to reference your junk too, that means he is attracted to you.
When MCPolebiotch gets really nasty in his comments, it also means he wants to ask you for a date. He already professed a desire to jump into my pocket.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 6:01 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You 2 turdburglars couldn’t get laid in a morgue.
You have as much chance of my finding you to be worth a glance , as Chimpy does winning a Nobel Prize for Literature and splitting an atom while accepting it.
Shitty Shitty Turd , I could give you a blank check signed by Donald Trump with a suitcase full of cash , and you’d still get tossed out by the scruff of your neck from a brothel in Vegas……..
Now , back to your cesspool , shitstain.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:05 pmTo Pretty Pretty Bird # 179
I hope this current response will meet with your liking. As per your recent response: “But yes, you could have gotten back to me sooner, it just took you this long to painfully try and compose a cogent response. Good try though. Thumbs up!â€
The reason I was late was due to my attention to other bloggs—liberal or leftist bloggs, you know, the kinds that are trying to save America from those such as yourself who wish to die in their sleep while America burns. As per your opinion of my ability to “compose a cogent response,†I will impress you in a few minutes. Oh, how I love an audience, patriotic challenged or not.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:06 pmNot supposedly stuper fu*k.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:06 pmI guess MC wants to ask you out, he seems to be getting foul in the language department. You were right.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:06 pmkentuckians always know how to put their underwear on the right way…
August 7th, 2007 at 6:07 pmyellow in front, brown in back.
I will impress you in a few minutes.
Look at me, Im King of the World!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHheheheheheh…hehehe…heheh…heh…heh…
August 7th, 2007 at 6:09 pmWhoooooo!
You also have the talent to not make any sense.
How can you hit a nerve that doesn’t exist?
August 7th, 2007 at 6:09 pm“I need to talk to my wife and sister for two reasons:”
wait, you’re from kentucky. your wife IS your sister.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:10 pmAn easy way for chickenhawks to show their patriotism – just add a few more bucks when they renew their tag….
We wouldn’t want them to sacrifice anything like signing up or anything would we?
August 7th, 2007 at 6:10 pmYou have as much chance of my finding you to be worth a glance , as Chimpy does winning a Nobel Prize for Literature and splitting an atom while accepting it.
Yet you keep responding with these PAINFUL retorts which are just so…so…so…messily convoluted. Perhaps an Ebonics course would help you?
Wait, are you trying to jump into my pocket, mousegirl?
Get back under the sink!
August 7th, 2007 at 6:13 pmHey bird are you really from Kentucky?
August 7th, 2007 at 6:16 pmTo Spudge-Boy 194#
My point percisely Spudgie. Now both you and Pretty, Pretty Bird get ready for some eloquence.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:16 pmYou have as much chance of my finding you to be worth a glance , as Chimpy does winning a Nobel Prize for Literature and splitting an atom while accepting it.
Yet you keep responding with these PAINFUL retorts which are just so…so…so…messily convoluted. Perhaps an Ebonics course would help you?
Wait, are you trying to jump into my pocket, mousegirl?
Get back under the sink!
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 6:13 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah , your grade-school replies , sure are clever and like daggers to the heart ……….LMFAO
Dribble back towards your cesspool , you little mary.
I have Girl Scouts that try to sell me cookies that have better responses and are much tougher than your sorry ass…….
August 7th, 2007 at 6:17 pmNope, but it keeps the lib retards happy if they think I am so it works for me.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:18 pmI have Girl Scouts that try to sell me cookies that have better responses and are much tougher than your sorry ass…….
Hitting on the girl scouts again? What have your parents told you about leaving the little kids alone, ya perv? Why wont you learn?
Now get back under the sink!
August 7th, 2007 at 6:20 pmNope, this is a political blog. You can take your eloquence to a poetry blog for all I care.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:22 pmYou are starting to piss MC off, I think. He is starting to emulate your posts in style and type of response.
I didnt think you were from Kentucky, I suppose it makes the liberals feel good to insult southerners though I cant imagine why.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:23 pmHey bird are you really from Kentucky?
Comment by Cobra — August 7, 2007 @ 6:16 pm
If he is , you now know what you can get him for presents …….
A spittoon and a single bristle toothbrush …………
August 7th, 2007 at 6:24 pmMC is really funny though, his jokes are uproarious.
Im laughing right now.
Ha. Ha.
See?
August 7th, 2007 at 6:25 pmI have Girl Scouts that try to sell me cookies that have better responses and are much tougher than your sorry ass…….
Hitting on the girl scouts again? What have your parents told you about leaving the little kids alone, ya perv? Why wont you learn?
Now get back under the sink!
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 6:20 pm
I’m a liberal , not Mark Foley , skid mark.
We know better than to go after underage children (gee , I wonder why your mutt parents didn’t teach you to not defend pedophiles ?)
Slink on back to your cesspool now child …………..
August 7th, 2007 at 6:26 pmI thought specialty plates were for those one supported, e.g. environment or a university. Go Colts! and et cetera.
http://www.in.gov/bmv/plates/organizations.htm
August 7th, 2007 at 6:26 pmMC is really funny though, his jokes are uproarious.
Im laughing right now.
Ha. Ha.
See?
Comment by Cobra — August 7, 2007 @ 6:25 pm
You’re the clown that’s claiming that I’m trying to “emulate” Shitty Shitty Turd , CobraKai douchebag ……….
How am I trying to emulate him ?
All I see in his posts are ridiculously childlike retorts , nothing else….
August 7th, 2007 at 6:28 pmOk cobra, I need to get going. I work part-time as an EMT and have to go on shift soon; wouldnt you know it has to be humid as hell tonight?
Last week I had to respond to MCAssgoblin’s house; seems he was eating glue again and somehow his mouth got stuck to his dog’s ass. Ask him if you want further details.
See around dude, have a good’un!
P.S. Hey MCSausageking…get back under the sink! LOL
August 7th, 2007 at 6:31 pmSounds like the Okies are ready for a fight.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:32 pmWhen the next dust bowl blows through they should consider one.
I guess Im gone too, my posts keep disappearing.
I was trying to respond to the comedy geek but its getting old, so Ill leave him here to stew.
Adios bird.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:33 pm“This is the height of (or nadir, perhaps) of crazed, blind nationalism. Jingoism at its best combined with out of control ( and confused) patriotism. I am surprised they didn’t add a Bible wrapped in the flag or a biblical quote.
Comment by Frank J Ranelli — August 7, 2007 @ 5:00 pm”
And what’s wrong with Nationalism when the bastards came over here and killed our fellow Americans, and some of….aww, never mind.
You people wouldn’t know Patriotism if it bit you one the *ss.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:34 pmI don’t really give a fig personally about US soldiers who die. Those US soldiers voluntarily chose the profession of hired killers. They kill for thrills and money, not because they are defending their country. But because I want Oil and Money
August 7th, 2007 at 6:36 pmI don’t really give a fig personally about US soldiers who die. Those US soldiers voluntarily chose the profession of hired killers. They kill for thrills and money, not because they are defending their country. But because I want Money and Oil
August 7th, 2007 at 6:38 pmYou people wouldn’t know Patriotism if it bit you one the *ss.
Comment by O. Bigfoot
And a digital camouflage license plate is patriotic because…….?
August 7th, 2007 at 6:42 pmI guess Im gone too, my posts keep disappearing.
I was trying to respond to the comedy geek but its getting old, so Ill leave him here to stew.
Adios bird.
Comment by Cobra — August 7, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
TRANSLATION
We were both getting our asses kicked here , there is no way I’m staying here by myself ………LOL
Another Chimpy nut hugging moronic punk
August 7th, 2007 at 6:42 pmI don’t really give a fig personally about US soldiers who die. Those US soldiers voluntarily chose the profession of hired killers. They kill for thrills and money, not because they are defending their country. But because I want Money and Oil
August 7th, 2007 at 6:44 pmTo Pretty, Pretty Bird
I hope you’re being patient. There seem to be interlopers in this blogg who are trying to prevent me from sending my epic email for you and America’s sake. So please, Pretty, Pretty Bird and America, be patient.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:49 pmAnd a digital camouflage license plate is patriotic because…….?
Comment by upside00 — August 7, 2007 @ 6:42 pm
It’s not. You can tell true patriotism when someone drives a car with this plate.
http://www.tax.ok.gov/plates/sp018.html
[/sarcasm]
August 7th, 2007 at 6:49 pmGuess I won’t be moving to Oklahoma anytime soon.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:56 pmI’m Gonna move to Oklahoma… how awesome would it be to have one of these with the vanity number “OIL WAR” on your prius?
August 7th, 2007 at 6:59 pm“I don’t really give a fig personally about US soldiers who die. Those US soldiers voluntarily chose the profession of hired killers. They kill for thrills and money, not because they are defending their country.”
Sincerely,
______________(add current dem politician here)
August 7th, 2007 at 7:00 pmvanity number “OIL WAR
Vanity ‘number’?
ACK!
August 7th, 2007 at 7:02 pm“I don’t really give a fig personally about US soldiers who die. Those US soldiers voluntarily chose the profession of hired killers. They kill for oil and me, a retarded monkey, not because they are defending their country.â€
Sincerely,
Chimpy McFlightsuit
Comment by Kreno — August 7, 2007 @ 7:00 pm
I fixed your post
You’re quite welcome
August 7th, 2007 at 7:06 pmUh oh, I read through the posts already and it seems you are either aliasing or stealing other peoples ideas. Two other people said “I fixed your post”.
Which is it?
August 7th, 2007 at 7:10 pmDont bother answering, I already know.
Youre boring.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:11 pmMarcus Aurelius = troll antidote
entertaining and drives the loonies bats.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:11 pm#220 Comment by bluefish
Now THAT is a shit-hot, over-the-top, kick-ass, REAL Dubya pleaser plate!! Will get them NRA/KKK Types all woodied up too!
HEE HAWW!!!!
August 7th, 2007 at 7:13 pmWhy are liberals afraid of guns?
August 7th, 2007 at 7:14 pmDont bother answering, I already know.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:15 pmI wonder if anyone has sent one of the Camo/Eagle ones to S Colbert? He would LOVE that!!!
August 7th, 2007 at 7:16 pmWhy do liberals enjoy bad comedy acts?
August 7th, 2007 at 7:17 pmDont bother answering, I already know.
Youre boring.
Comment by Kreno — August 7, 2007 @ 7:11 pm
Great
I’m boring
And you’re stupid ………..You believe you’ve “won” ?
Congrats , you win
August 7th, 2007 at 7:18 pmThis from a state known mostly for its migrant population last depression. If there’s anything stupider than an Okie — not counting Texans, of course — I’d like to see it. As for the state, it wallows in its own ignorance.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:18 pmDont bother answering, I already know
August 7th, 2007 at 7:18 pmWhy do liberals enjoy bad comedy acts?
Comment by Kreno — August 7, 2007 @ 7:17 pm
No one here has ever claimed to enjoy watching you in bed …….
August 7th, 2007 at 7:19 pmThis from a state known primarily for its migrant population last depression. If there’s anything stupider than an Okie — and I’m not counting Texans — I’d be surprised to see it. This state wallows in ignorance.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:19 pmWhy are liberals afraid of guns?
Comment by Kreno
Don’t personally know any “liberals” that are afraid of guns. I happened to spend 12 long months with an M16 and an ACP 1911 .45 a long time ago.
Just that it is the IQ of the person behind the gun that scares me. (And yes, Cheney counts)
August 7th, 2007 at 7:20 pmIf there’s anything stupider than an Okie — not counting Texans, of course — I’d like to see it.
Guess you dont have mirrors in your pad.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:20 pmTo My Pretty, Pretty Bird
If you can read this, it means that those who oppose America’s right to express herself has won–on this damn blogg! Think Progress has elected itself to prevent my epic email be logged for you, my dear! Three times I made the attempt and three times Think Progress reject it! This is an outrage! When a pro-liberal blogg rejects a true liberal response then this nation is doomed. But fret not, my Pretty, Pretty Bird, I will not give up trying to turn your head around. For you must see “The light that wasn’t there.” HAVE THEY LAST HEARD OF ARMANDO GOMEZ? WRONG! I WILL RETURN—WITH A VENGENCE!
August 7th, 2007 at 7:20 pmComment by upside00 — August 7, 2007 @ 7:20 pm
I told you not to answer. Please refrain from doing so in future posts.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:22 pmI told you not to answer. Please refrain from doing so in future posts.
Comment by Kreno
And you are the Official Wacko Troll Police? I am SOOO worried.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:23 pmComment by MCMetal — August 7, 2007 @ 7:18 pm
I told you not to answer. Please refrain from doing so in future posts..
August 7th, 2007 at 7:24 pmAnd you are the Official Wacko Troll Police? I am SOOO worried.
Are you a liberal wacko troll?
August 7th, 2007 at 7:25 pmDon’t bother answering, I already know.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:27 pmComment by MCMetal — August 7, 2007 @ 7:18 pm
I told you not to answer. Please refrain from doing so in future posts..
Comment by Kreno — August 7, 2007 @ 7:24 pm
You also claimed to know the answer ………And it’s readily apparent that you do not know jack shit.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:27 pmDon’t bother answering, I already know.
Comment by Kreno — August 7, 2007 @ 7:27 pm
No
You don’t
August 7th, 2007 at 7:27 pmAre you a liberal wacko troll?
Comment by Kreno
No, but you may go back to redstate, dredge or newsmax. They will understand “your type”. Bye Bye
August 7th, 2007 at 7:28 pmAnd it’s readily apparent that you do not know jack shit.
You are correct, I do not know you.
Now please refrain from posting until I give you my express permission.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:29 pmNo, but you may go back to redstate, dredge or newsmax. They will understand “your typeâ€. Bye Bye
Never heard of them.
Now please refrain from posting until I give you my express permission.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:31 pmWhy would a liberal wacko troll visit a site called “dredge”?
August 7th, 2007 at 7:31 pmDont bother answeriing, I already know.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:32 pmNow please refrain from posting until I give you my express permission.
Comment by Kreno — August 7, 2007 @ 7:31 pm
Shut up you stupid little speck of shit ……..No one here needs your permission for anything.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:33 pmWhy would a liberal wacko troll visit a site called “dredge�
Comment by Kreno — August 7, 2007 @ 7:31 pm
Dont bother answeriing, I already know.
Comment by Kreno — August 7, 2007 @ 7:32 pm
You don’t know anything , except to say repetitive and stupid things ……
August 7th, 2007 at 7:34 pmWhy did you decide to shorten mini-crank to “MC”?
August 7th, 2007 at 7:34 pmDon’t bother answeriing, I already know.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:35 pmYou don’t know anything , except to say repetitive and stupid things
Why do you think of yourself as repetitive and stupid?
August 7th, 2007 at 7:36 pmI really sorry everyone but I’m a scared little weasel in real life so I troll these sites and pretend to be tough.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:36 pmLiberals scare me.
McMetal,
Poor kreno has not been let out of mom;s basement all day. And is beginning to show signs of delusions of someone that matters. Thinks people will actually pay attention to it. Tsk Tsk.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:36 pmDont bother answeriing, I already know
August 7th, 2007 at 7:36 pmWhy are you paying attention to me?
August 7th, 2007 at 7:37 pmDont’ bother answering, I already know.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:38 pmWhy are these two dumbass liberals so easy to pwn?
August 7th, 2007 at 7:39 pmThis plate is perfect for the inbred fat yokels of Oklahomo. They can pretend they are tough and manly, fightin them thar tarrists ova thar so we don’ts have to fight them here…duhhhhh
August 7th, 2007 at 7:40 pmDont’ bother answering, I already know
August 7th, 2007 at 7:40 pmWhat the hell is a “kreno” ?
Kryptonite that irradiated Enos from the Dukes of Hazzard ?
Great ………..He can hang out with Mr and Mrs Shrub ; the Duke and Dutchess of Hazzard County ……..
August 7th, 2007 at 7:40 pmThis plate is perfect for the inbred fat yokels of Oklahomo.
Why is MC aliasing?
August 7th, 2007 at 7:41 pmWhat the hell is a “kreno” ?
Kryptonite that irradiated Enos from the Dukes of Hazzard ?
Great ………..He can hang out with Mr and Mrs Shrub ; the Duke and Dutchess of Hazzard County ……..
See , kreno ……..
Don’t bother answering , I already know who and where you’re from..
August 7th, 2007 at 7:41 pmDont bother answerin, I already know.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:42 pmSee Kreepshow
Don’t bother answering , I ALREADY KNOW
August 7th, 2007 at 7:42 pmThis plate is perfect for the inbred fat yokels of Oklahomo.
Why is MC aliasing?
Comment by Kreno — August 7, 2007 @ 7:41 pm
Why are you lying ?
Because you’re a GOP/Chimpy rim licker ……See , I already know
August 7th, 2007 at 7:43 pmWhy does it hurt when I pee?
Dont bother answerin, I already know.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:51 pmkreno has a that phrase down pat, and it shows a certain lack of intelligence and grasp of the English language.
OHH, just described a Rightie Troll.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:52 pmBeing an Okie and currently living in the navel of the state of Oklahoma all I can say is this license plate disgusts me. I know a few people who have done their time in Shrubs illegal war, and they didn’t reup because they see it for the incredibly stupid mistake it is. But never let it be said that an Okie won’t look for the first possible opportunity to exploit their or another persons tragedy. Hence the continuing sales of Murrah Building bombing plates and the continuing insistence of many in the state that Iraqis were sighted helping McVeigh (not some silly little comment but actual comments and assertions made by my fellow Sooners {isn’t it funny how a state as laden in family values, like Oklahoma, continues to identify itself with a bunch of criminals like the Boomers and the Sooners?} AND ex CIA director James Woolsey).
And really, do all conservative trolls have to be so inane and petulant? I live with these mouthbreathers and I have yet to find any of them that can come up with a witty rejoinder or even a modestly amusing quip. And no, repeatedly typing bunk like “no posting until i give you premission, or at least until my balls drop”, projecting your own inadequacies (i am looking at you pretty, pretty bird), or sucking up to your fellow mouthbreathers (hey there cobra, how is it going?) don’t qualify as substantial counterpoints, they just go to help illuminate the fact that all conservatives really are the immature, stunted, frightened, authority worshipping children all the psychologists, psychiatrists, sociologists, and sane people know you are deep down.
Now, let the immature retorts commence!
August 7th, 2007 at 7:55 pmComment by buckb
Buckb….. We Feel Your Pain!!! They have infested TP as well. But like cockroaches, if you spray enough, and don;t leave food out, they will slither away.
August 7th, 2007 at 7:57 pmInstead of the bald eagle, they should have a pix of the fat, lazy overweight chikenhawk, saluting with a can of beer.
August 7th, 2007 at 8:00 pmWow, I am really beginning to think that some fairly literate 10 year old is posing as Kreno, Pretty, Pretty Bird and Cobra. Shouldn’t your authoritarian daddy be spanking you right about now for using up all your free time conversing on the intertubes? Now, back to watching Bratz and Hannah Montana, K, PPB, or whatever the hell your name is; adults only in this here comment thread.
August 7th, 2007 at 8:00 pmDoesn’t California have a “War on Terror” license plate as well?
August 7th, 2007 at 8:36 pmSlap an American flag sticker on your car. It’s the very LEAST you can do.
August 7th, 2007 at 8:40 pm*******OKLAHOMA*******
August 7th, 2007 at 8:40 pm********SAMPLE********
PEEING MY PANTS TILL GEORGE BUSH
SAVES ME FROM THE TERRORISTS
NO MATTER HOW HE DOES IT
NO MATTER HOW MANY DIE!!!
No we do not.
Next.
August 7th, 2007 at 8:48 pmAside from the obvious blind spots in the message this design could have benefitted from a real graphic designer.
August 7th, 2007 at 8:57 pmHere’s Jake D., back to trolling Think Progress. Good to see your college republican ass was canned at TPM.
August 7th, 2007 at 8:59 pmDoesn’t California have a “War on Terror†license plate as well?
Comment by Jake D. — August 7, 2007 @ 8:36 pm
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All US states should.
August 7th, 2007 at 8:59 pmThere is no “Global War on Terrorism” : it’s primary origin is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Just think back : to that sunny September Tuesday morning back in 2001…
August 7th, 2007 at 9:30 pmI’m still trying to figure out why Hitler’s mustache is under the eagle’s beak.
Strange.
That dark smudge under the beak sure looks like a mustache from a distance, and it’s rough shape reminds me of Hitler’s mustache.
August 7th, 2007 at 9:35 pmHow much are they? I’m thinking of ordering one that says “OK DOUCHE” and then sending it to the Governor.
August 7th, 2007 at 9:53 pmI knew nothing of the ‘GWOT’ tag until it was featured on some blog entry earlier this week … nor have I seen one on any car yet, which is encouraging.
August 7th, 2007 at 10:39 pmOklahoma,
I know lots of Oklahomans. This is a poor reflection. What, are you competing with Alabama to be the red neck capitol of the USA?
Yee haw. . . you win.
August 7th, 2007 at 11:05 pmWho says you have to take an overseas vacation to sample life in a militarized third-world banana republic?
August 7th, 2007 at 11:34 pmSweet. Now the soldiers will finally have some plates for their missing body armor.
August 7th, 2007 at 11:35 pmOr may the Okies can mail the old plates to the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan to tack onto their Humvees.
August 7th, 2007 at 11:37 pmMy last post should have read as follows: Or maybe the Okies can mail the old plates to the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan to tack onto their Humvees.
August 7th, 2007 at 11:38 pmGood job Oklahoma. Feel the love . . .
August 7th, 2007 at 11:51 pmWhy is it those farthest from the more likely targets for the next attack are the ones most proud of “fighting the good fight”?
August 7th, 2007 at 11:59 pmDoesn’t California have a “War on Terror†license plate as well?
Comment by Jake D. — August 7, 2007 @ 8:36 pm
Actually, what we have in Ca is a “War on Stupidity” license plate, w/ Jake in profile on it…
August 8th, 2007 at 12:00 amWhy does Oklahoma get all the credit?
Missouri has a “Fight Terrorism” license plate too….
http://www.dps.mo.gov/HomelandSecurity/LicensePlateInfo.htm
Looking for more….
August 8th, 2007 at 12:23 amHere’s a couple from Alabama, check out the two at the bottom of the page:
http://www.ador.state.al.us/motorvehicle/militaryview.html
These are for military members/former military only, to recognize their service to our country. Have to have your military paperwork or a letter from base commander to get one.
Anyone check to see if Oklahoma’s are the same way?
August 8th, 2007 at 12:31 amAnd here’s one from Texas…
http://www.dot.state.tx.us/services/vehicle_titles_and_registration/specialty_plates/motorcycle/specialplate.htm?nbr=149&type=MC
August 8th, 2007 at 1:03 amThis license plate is just frightening.
August 8th, 2007 at 1:49 amHere’s some from VA, my state.
August 8th, 2007 at 2:44 amIf you live in OK, I recommend you get one. It’ll pay for itself in speeding tickets not written.
August 8th, 2007 at 8:50 amAs on of those Oklahoma Injuns, I like to think that the popular pictures of armed Geronimo & his homies, with the tagline “Homeland Security: fighting terrorism since 1492″ would make a waaaay better licence plate!
See:
I’d certainly buy one.
August 8th, 2007 at 8:59 amNormally a specialty plate of this kind has a charge added, and that money goes to the named charity or cause. If this plate cost extra, where does the money go – to the Republican National Committee?
August 8th, 2007 at 9:13 amI’m puking in my mouth too, everyone, but this was from the Wired article on it (linked from USA Today, linked from TP):
“…a portion of which goes to the 45th Infantry Division Museum Fund.”
August 8th, 2007 at 9:31 amBeing a life long Oklahoman I find it highly insulting and ignorant of most of you to group Oklahoma in with all the other red states. If you know your political history you would know Oklahoma was a long time Blue State till the 90’s. So it may come as a surprise that many Democrats still reside in Oklahoma, me included of course. Shocking I know. I have no excuse for Inhofe, Coburn, and these odd license plates though. All I can say is I see none of the 3 when I’m out and about in Oklahoma. Just remember if you are insulting Oklahomans as a whole you are insulting some of your fellow Democrats as well.
August 8th, 2007 at 10:24 amHow bout a little honesty. The image should be the stack of naked gitmo inmates or even better, the infamous figure forced to stand on a box, electrical wires attached to his hands and a sheet over him. Terrorism is fought with diplomacy, not wars.
August 8th, 2007 at 12:32 pmSo now Al Qaeda has their “accomplishments” on display for all Americans to see. So if a state government is profiting off of an act carried out by terrorists, does that make them “terrorist sympathizers?” Just curious.
War is profitable! Long live the global war on terror! (I guess World War III wasn’t catchy enough… either that or they wanted to avoid the inevitable linking of USA’s international and domestic actions to that of Nazi Germany)
August 8th, 2007 at 12:39 pmAmazing that it took these red(neck) states almost 6 years to even come up with the idea.
August 8th, 2007 at 1:12 pm“Billy-Bob, we gotta co’memrate them victums o’ Pearl Harbor II”
“You’re right Billy-Ray, but what? We gotta think up sumptin’.”
“Shit I know! How ’bout we put sumptin’ on the back of everybody’s truck?, sumptin’ like… uh, hey, c’n ya’all pass me a long-neck?”
Getting back to the symbolism… is the eagle supposed to represent the CIA? he’s looking a little sleepy, he’s facing the wrong direction, he ain’t flying because the the towers are looming overhead, and he seems to be collared by red tape.
August 8th, 2007 at 1:26 pmOaklahoma is (h)OK(ie).
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Being a life long Oklahoman I find it highly insulting and ignorant of most of you to group Oklahoma in with all the other red states. If you know your political history you would know Oklahoma was a long time Blue State till the 90’s. So it may come as a surprise that many Democrats still reside in Oklahoma, me included of course. Shocking I know. I have no excuse for Inhofe, Coburn, and these odd license plates though. All I can say is I see none of the 3 when I’m out and about in Oklahoma. Just remember if you are insulting Oklahomans as a whole you are insulting some of your fellow Democrats as well.
Comment by Nate — August 8, 2007 @ 10:24 am
Oh poor baby. If you don’t want to be insulted, get off your ass and defeat Inhofe and Coburn, and write letters to your local newspaper pointing out how appalling these license plates are — unless you’re afraid your neighbors will come gunning for you if you do.
August 8th, 2007 at 2:23 pm“How bout a little honesty. The image should be the stack of naked gitmo inmates or even better, the infamous figure forced to stand on a box, electrical wires attached to his hands and a sheet over him. Terrorism is fought with diplomacy, not wars.
Comment by bob — August 8, 2007 @ 12:32 pm”
Pure BS. Terrorism is fought by killing the terrorists. They do not respond to diplomacy, they do not respond by “being nice” to them, they do not respond to thoughtful insight. Their express stated purpose is to kill the infidels, and that is you, I, and everyone else who will not subscribe to their form of muslim radicalism.
From looking at other “War on Terrorism” plates from around the country, I am thinking that the digital background a lot of you seem to think is camo, is actually supposed to be smoke.
August 9th, 2007 at 8:55 amOh, and here’s California’s version of an “anti-terrorism” license plate:
http://www.dmv.ca.gov/online/elp/elp.htm
Second one down.
Now the controversy in California seems to be they’ve collected all this money from the sale of “tens of thousands” of these plates (advertised as money to be used for scholarships and anti-terrorism efforts), and the state hasn’t used the money for anything.
http://www.sacbee.com/capolitics/story/273483.html
August 9th, 2007 at 9:07 amOn Sept 10th 2001, most of the idiots from Oklahoma didn’t even consider New York to be part of “Amurika”. Now they do this. I want NY to issue an Oklahoma City plate… after all, that bombed out building ended up getting featured in an episode of the X Files.
August 9th, 2007 at 3:49 pmNew York, Florida, Kansas, California, Virginia. What do these states have in common? They all had anti-terrorist license plates before Oklahoma did. Are they all tacky and silly? Yes, they have that in common, too.
So, why all the hatred and snideness directed toward Oklahoma? I have a theory..
First, very few people who shoot off their mouth on this blog probably even know there are other states that have them, but even if they did, the strong cultural and elitist bias they have to the south or rural states allows them to ignore facts and enjoy taking pot shots at Okies instead. A very good friend of mine, eruditeredneck.blogspot.com, coined the phrase: Jim-Bob-Crow. Go to his blog for the whole definition. (He’s a Democrat, but I don’t hold that against him.)
Oh, another fact some of you may be ignoring — Timothy McVeigh was born in Pendleton, NEW YORK. (For those of you too lazy to look him up on Wikipedia, he was the one who bombed the Murrah building.) He was not an Okie, he was probably effed up before he ever got to Oklahoma. We Okies would appreciate it if you kept your homicidal maniacs in your own state.
And to whoever the moron was that equated what McVeigh did to being a fundamentalist Christian, I just want to say, shut the hell up. He never claimed to blow the building up because God told him to, he thought he was avenging the people at Waco. And, no, they weren’t fundamentalist Christians either.
And the jokes about Okies riding around with guns in their big ol’ trucks. Are you kidding me?? Hey, all you people from Chicago, New York, Los Angelos, St. Louis and every other big city on the coast — what was the body count last night after dark? How many drive-by shootings did the police have to respond to? When was the last time you could walk freely in your city after dark with your family? Yeah, Okies with guns are the dangerous lunatics.
Ironically, a large population here, I would even go so far as to say the majority, are Democrats, although even when people from the north acknowledge that, their cultural bias and unfounded feelings of superiority still can’t keep them from insulting us. The more I read things like this on blog sites the more I realize how lucky I am to be in Oklahoma, tacky license plates and all.
August 14th, 2007 at 5:04 pm