For Oklahomans “looking to show their terror-fighting pride while tearing up the asphalt,” the Oklahoma Tax Commission has extended the deadline to order the global war on terrorism license plate. Officials had set a May 31 deadline for the $37 vanity plate that features a bald eagle transposed in front of the Twin Towers. See the plate design below:
Let the hack license plate jokes fly!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:10 pmOklahomans are soooooo brave… the only terrorist attack ever in their state was homegrown American……
August 7th, 2007 at 4:10 pmoh, sorry, I almost forgot the million or so native Americans who were marched there and forced to settle corraled out in the middle of nothing…..
Uh, why not a picture of the Murrah Building? There was some pretty effective home-grown terrorism right in OK City. Guess there’s less of a market for license plates that remind everyone of the whacked out fundamentalist Christian loons who blow things up.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:11 pmI think there is a typo on the plate, should it not read
August 7th, 2007 at 4:11 pm“SIMPLE” ?
One word: Tacky!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:12 pmWhy didn’t they use a pic of the Alfred P. Murrah building?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:13 pmHow much you wanna bet that every Hummer in OK will have one of those - even as they funnel their petrodollars to terrorists and make us more dependent on foreign oil.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:13 pmAnyone who uses the NY twin towers as a symbol should be forced to suscribe to NY liberalism.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:13 pmThere are apparently 145 different plates available, including an array of your favorite NASCAR drivers. My favorite, though, is the Killed In Action plate. I’m pretty sure I don’t want to qualify for that one.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:14 pmis this a joke?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:14 pmcomment #1 touched on it.
the american indian.
ask one of them about fighting terrorism. i’d say they’ve been doing it the longest.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:15 pm#3: They have those too, sorta- http://www.tax.ok.gov/plates/sp014.html
August 7th, 2007 at 4:16 pmIt should read:
August 7th, 2007 at 4:17 pm*******OKLAHOMA*******
********SAMPLE********
DEATH TO ISLAMOFASCISTS!!!
Oh
August 7th, 2007 at 4:17 pmmy
Wilco!!
Arriving just in time for Christmas:
The Global War On Terror snow globe!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:17 pmIs this a joke ??? Seems like the twin towers are being pimped out by everyone.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:17 pmI’m going to get one with he vanity “Allah Rocks”.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:17 pmit’s not global, it’s not a war, and it’s not on terrorism.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:17 pmThat eagle sure looks like it means business! I’m sure all of the terrorists are scared now!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:18 pmthe american indian.
ask one of them about fighting terrorism. i’d say they’ve been doing it the longest.
Comment by michael
Perfectly stated. All Americans should be ashamed by the way our government treated (and still treats) the Native Americans. We have a long way to go before we are truly a civilized society.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:19 pm*******OKLAHOMA*******
********SAMPLE********
DEATH TO ISLAMOFASCISTS!!!
Comment by Nicholas of Cusa — August 7, 2007 @ 4:17 pm
Okay by me, but you’re going to need a new transmission if you try pulling that.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:19 pmCan I get a “Global War on War Profiteering” plate or the “Global War on Crony Capitalism” plate? OR maybe they only have the “Global War on the Bill of Rights” plates left?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:19 pm#12
August 7th, 2007 at 4:20 pmI might just be me, but there is something lost in the translation on that plate.
What the hell do the people in Oklahoma have to do with the WTC ?
They saw it fall on TV ?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:20 pmMy favorite, though, is the Killed In Action plate. I’m pretty sure I don’t want to qualify for that one.
Comment by gummitch — August 7, 2007 @ 4:14 pm
I like the organ donor plates. All they need is the blood & tissue type, and you can go……um, shopping. :D
August 7th, 2007 at 4:21 pmPlease don’t pick on Oklahoma. My uncle Bob from Kansas always said “The best thing Oklahoma was good for was to keep Kansas the Hell away from Texas.”
August 7th, 2007 at 4:21 pmMaybe it’s a sample global war on terror.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:21 pmI just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:22 pmI might just be me, but there is something lost in the translation on that plate.
Comment by dim wit — August 7, 2007 @ 4:20 pm
It’s a memorial plate for the Murrah Building domestic terror attack.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:22 pm“Global War On The English Language” , brought to you by Chimpy
Sponsored by The University of Mexico
August 7th, 2007 at 4:23 pmThis plate was made specifically for guys in 4×4 trucks with oversized tires, gun racks, and real small peckers.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:23 pmWay to profit off the war.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:24 pmZooey,
August 7th, 2007 at 4:26 pmWhy does the Murrah Building get a “memorial” plate when the WTC gets a obvious war mongering plate?
Was McVeigh not a terrorist? (or is it that McVeigh was not a Islamic terrorist?)
I find it fascinating that Oklahomans consider the assault on the WTC to be a terrorist attack, but having the Murrah building blown up in their own yard was not?
Oh, right — when a home-grown white boy kills many innocent people in a carefully calculated explosion, he’s just an isolated nutcase. When extremists from another religion do it, it’s a condemnation of that entire religion and an excuse to invade a country having nothing to do with it.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:26 pmOrder your “Global War on Terror” plates today and receive free of charge:
— two “We Support Our Troops” magnetic ribbons
— a limited-edition “Flight-Deck” action figure of GDumbya . . . just pull the string and hear such memorable phrases as “mission accomplished”, “bring ‘em on” and “I’m the decider”
August 7th, 2007 at 4:26 pmThis is another example of why I picked up everything I owned a few months ago and moved the hell away from OK. These are the same rednecks who voted for dumbasses like Inhofe and Coburn (both landslide “winners”).
My only criteria when I moved was: Is it a blue state?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:28 pm— a limited-edition “Flight-Deck†action figure of GDumbya . . . just pull the string and hear such memorable phrases as “mission accomplishedâ€, “bring ‘em on†and “I’m the deciderâ€
Comment by Tom — August 7, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
Complete with over-stuffed codpiece ………….
August 7th, 2007 at 4:28 pmGosh, how come they didn’t use the Murrah Federal Building instead of the WTC? Must not be proud of their intrastate terrorists.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:28 pmWhy does the Murrah Building get a “memorial†plate when the WTC gets a obvious war mongering plate?
Was McVeigh not a terrorist? (or is it that McVeigh was not a Islamic terrorist?)
Comment by dim wit — August 7, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
It would be awkward to attack Oklahoma?
Hell, I don’t know. :-D
August 7th, 2007 at 4:28 pmHAH! That’s Oklahoma for ya!
Speaking of native Americans, anyone else seen that shirt that has a picture of a group of Indians w/ guns and says something to the effect of “Homeland Security: Fighting Terrorism since the 1700’s�
August 7th, 2007 at 4:30 pmF*CKING SICKENING!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:30 pm— a limited-edition “Flight-Deck†action figure of GDumbya . . . just pull the string and hear such memorable phrases as “mission accomplishedâ€, “bring ‘em on†and “I’m the deciderâ€
Comment by Tom
And the deluxe set comes with the figure wearing a codpiece and it swaggers across the floor doing the “Texas Redneck strut”.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:31 pmWhat does the rake-off go to? In most states, the tag fee, or the increment between the regular tag, and the vanity tag is earmarked.
Our state conservation plate has a chickadee — the money goes to non-game wildlife conservation. The state university alumni plate has a rake-off that goes to the scholarship fund. The Mass Red Sox tag supports the Jimmy Fund — juvenile cancer research.
Who gets the increment in OK? The Minutemen? Sean Hannity? Homeland Security?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:31 pmThis is odd to me. Being from NY (Bronx) and having relatives in OK, they HATE New Yorkers out there. I remember going there during summer vacations and having to fight because of my accent, clothes, etc.
And now to see them use the Towers when OKC suffered their own tragic TERRORIST attack is beyond words. I guess NYC is good when you can profit.
Tasteless
RIP
August 7th, 2007 at 4:31 pmSGT Stephen R. Sherman
C CO 1-5 IN (STRYKER)
KIA 3 Feb 2005
Mosul, Iraq
License plate should be Oklahoma is OK for asshats !
August 7th, 2007 at 4:33 pmAnd the accessory Brush Clearin’ Ranch kit.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:33 pmComment by Davis X. Machina — August 7, 2007 @ 4:31 pm
Thank you, Davis X. — I was trying to make this point myself, but TP won’t post my posts. Aaaaarrrgh.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:33 pmGAWD! I’m glad I reside in Michigan.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:34 pm#23: i agree (notice my qualifier ’sorta’). the OKCB plate is just sacchrine sweet; the GWOT screams ’search kill destroy’ with its digital camo background.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:34 pmAnd less anyone has forgotten…. Sen. Inhofe represents that great state, too. Bet he has the first set on his red Ford Excursion!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:35 pmI didn’t even know they were selling these. I’ve certainly never seen one, but maybe that’s because I live in the liberal bastion of Oklahoma City. We’re so cosmopolitan, dontchaknow.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:35 pmThe Towers, the Eagle, and the Camouflage Background.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:36 pmI think the plate is actually commemorating President Bush’s muddled argument about why we should invade Iraq.
It was a bumpersticker argument. Why not make a plate out of it?
The digital camo is what makes it classy.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:36 pmIn commemoration of the Native American fight against terrorism.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:36 pmInhofe is Inbread!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:37 pmI’m ashamed to say that Texas has ‘em too:
http://www.dot.state.tx.us/ services/ vehicle_titles_and_registration/ specialty_plates/ motorcycle/ specialplate.htm?nbr=149&type=MC
August 7th, 2007 at 4:37 pmIf your from Okey land wouldn’t you at least want your own building on the plate, instead of New York? Or I guess that hits home a little too close since McVay and Nichols weren’t al-Qaeda, or Mexican, or even Democrats. I mean they was down home dog patch born again NRA card toting all Americans. I suppose to think on that too hard for too long might raise a lot of questions.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmIt’s the cover for Chris Hedges’ new book Kitsch Is A Force That Gives Us Meaning.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmApparently a bunch of cute little teddy bears died in the Murrah Building bombing. Who knew?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmIf I didn’t go check out the Oklahoma web site myself, I would have thought this was straight off The Onion.
(I am, however, slightly jealous that we can’t get one of those NASCAR plates here in Pennsylvania. Nuthin’ says redneck better than a tribute Dale Jarrett right on your bumper).
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmAlthough I don’t suppose that will surprise anyone…
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmI wonder how many of these plates will end up on Hummers and SUVs.
My wife and I are supporting the troops by decreasing our dependency on oil (in addition to helping the environment) in our new Prius that we just got last week (trading in a Ford Exploder).
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmThis is Yet another tasteless example of capitalizing on the WTC Terrorist attack…
August 7th, 2007 at 4:38 pmWatch and learn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W0rGaLdcA4&eurl=
August 7th, 2007 at 4:39 pm#56 Holy Crap…. that is even uglier than Oklahoma’s!
But we should have guessed.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:41 pmThere’s a Victims And Survivors plate for the federal building bombing. It has a teddy bear.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:42 pmI worked in Oklahoma for some time. The Okies [aka Boomer Sooners] are quite nationalist and see an attack on America as an attack on them. The Boomer Sooners came from all across the country to claim land in 1889-1895
August 7th, 2007 at 4:43 pmCheap, easy, and meaningless. It’s a sure-fire sell with the pro-war fringe.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:43 pm.
Watch and learn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W0rGaLdcA4&eurl=
Comment by Mr. Rove
I’m on dialup Mr R. Is this about political smear campaigns?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:45 pmAhhhh the confederate flag. Lets break out the hammer and sickle too. Doesn’t the south get it re: The War Between the States? THEY LOST!!! Hide that flag in shame…..and NOOO they were not fighting for a GOOD reason.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:45 pmMy only criteria when I moved was: Is it a blue state?
Comment by Pat — August 7, 2007 @ 4:28 pm
Why did you bother to move? The only blue states left are IW and NM.
Speaking of native Americans, anyone else seen that shirt that has a picture of a group of Indians w/ guns and says something to the effect of “Homeland Security: Fighting Terrorism since the 1700’s�
Comment by Francois — August 7, 2007 @ 4:30 pm
The one i saw said: “Homeland Security: Fighting Terrorism since 1492â€.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:46 pmI like the plate because it drives you moonbats buggy.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:46 pmA portion of the taxes if you have this plate go to the 45th Infantry Division Museum Fund.
http://www.45thdivisionmuseum.com
Yay!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:48 pmI like the plate because it drives you moonbats buggy.
Comment by Mr. Rove — August 7, 2007 @ 4:46 pm
Recipies? I’ve got recipies!
Beef Stroganoff
Ingredients:
1 1/4 pound fillet mignon or fillet of beef — sliced
2 tablespoons butter
1 tablespoon olive oil
1/4 pound mushrooms — sliced
1 1/2 tablespoon shallots or green onions — minced
1 medium onions, to taste - optional — sliced
2 tablespoons flour
1/4 cup sweet sherry
1 can beef broth
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1/2 cup sour cream
August 7th, 2007 at 4:52 pmDirections:
Slice meat thin, about 2″x2″ (it is easiest to slice real thin by partially freezing the meat first) - be sure ALL fat is trimmed off. Heat 1 Tbsp. of butter and 1/2 Tbsp. oil in a large frying pan. Saute the mushrooms over medium heat for about 3 minutes. Add the onions and/or shallots, saute 2 minutes more. . .remove ALL from skillet. 

Heat remaining butter and oil, until it bubbles, then add the meat and brown. Remove the browned meat from the pan. Put the flour in the pan and mix in with the oil in the pan until well blended. Gradually add the sherry and the beef broth, being sure the mixture is SMOOTH. Cook over high heat and turn to medium-high and cook down 1/2. 

Add meat and season (to taste) and add the mushrooms/onions. Cook over medium-low heat about 5 minutes, stirring frequently. JUST BEFORE serving stir in sour cream. DO NOT ALLOW TO COME TO A BOIL- it will curdle. Serve over noodles. 

Eagle on the license plate, chickenhawk in the driver’s seat.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:52 pmI like the plate because it drives you moonbats buggy.
Comment by Mr. Rove
I see Mr Rove has been drinking the code-word kool-aid of the man-child pundit pill popping set.
Oh, and I could care less what a bunch of okies put on their pickemup truks.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:53 pmCheap, easy, and meaningless. It’s a sure-fire sell with the pro-war fringe.
Similar to the “Free Tibet!” stickers decorating liberal mopeds.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:53 pmI prefer New Mexico’s…
‘Like Mexico, only cleaner’
August 7th, 2007 at 4:55 pm…Ur making me hungary Marcus. =)
August 7th, 2007 at 4:55 pmIf we’re comparing bumperstickers . . .
My favorite dates from the 70s: “Richard Nixon hunts his own truffles”
Rim shot!
August 7th, 2007 at 4:56 pmWell, that might be what you think, but millions of people have read the Harry Potter series, and com away from the experience with a much different view.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:56 pmEasy on the generalizations about Okeyhomey. I grew up in Tulsa, OK, (now live in DC) and the people I knew DID NOT hate New Yorkers or anyone else. In fact, some of the nicest people you’ll ever find are Okies. Can some be rednecks? Yes, but so can New Yorkers — it’s a state of mind. Is the license plate ridiculous? Yes. Besides, where is the Pentagon on this???
August 7th, 2007 at 4:56 pm…Ur making me hungary Marcus. =)
Comment by PICOT HORI — August 7, 2007 @ 4:55 pm
He posted a goulash recipe?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:57 pmComment by NoMoreBush — August 7, 2007 @ 4:56 pm
I agree: “Oklahoma is OK”. The greatest liscense plate ever.
August 7th, 2007 at 4:58 pmEagle on the license plate, chickenhawk in the driver’s seat.
Dont worry, they make a liberal version of the plate for guys like you which portrays a pic of Osama rather than the eagle and the WTC is just a heap of rubble.
The logo is: “Bush Made Him Do It!”
August 7th, 2007 at 4:58 pmexcept, maybe: “Famous Potatoes” from idaho. Right, Zoo?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:59 pmI like the plate because it drives you moonbats buggy.
Comment by Mr. Rove
Doesn’t drive us buggy, it just reinforces the lack of taste, the low IQ and the blind support of BushCo of all who would actually put one of those things on their pickup truck.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:00 pmThis is the height of (or nadir, perhaps) of crazed, blind nationalism. Jingoism at its best combined with out of control ( and confused) patriotism. I am surprised they didn’t add a Bible wrapped in the flag or a biblical quote.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:00 pmBefore i accept your premise, I need you to define “Bush”.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:01 pmOne of my fave bumper stickers is a recent one:
“Sore/Loserman 2000″
August 7th, 2007 at 5:02 pmHow many of these “terror-fighting Oklahomans†are willing to do more than mistaking their raisins for grapefruits by just buying the design license plate? How many of them are willing to join the army to fight “terror†in Iraq? The answer is ZERO. You see, it’s easier, more manly and more “patriotic†to just buy a license plate.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:02 pm“Jingoism” is the word of the day. Everybody look it up! (Hint: Trolls are Jingos).
August 7th, 2007 at 5:03 pmComment by Marcus Aurelius — August 7, 2007 @ 4:52 pm
Yum! Thanks, Marcus.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:03 pmBefore i accept your premise, I need you to define “Bushâ€.
Come on now, you know it has to refer to President Bush, liberal men dont want any acquaintance with the other kind of bush.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:04 pmDid this come from Reader’s Digest?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:05 pmWho gets the increment in OK? The Minutemen? Sean Hannity? Homeland Security?
Comment by Davis X. Machina — August 7, 2007 @ 4:31 pm
AHA — found it! According to the order form for the plate, a “portion” (they don’t say how much) of the plate fee goes to the 45th Infantry Division Museum Fund.
For more about this museum, click here: http://www.45thdivisionmuseum.com/Information/
August 7th, 2007 at 5:06 pmDont worry, they make a liberal version of the plate….
The logo is: “Bush Made Him Do It!â€
Oh, good Lord. No one believes this tripe, do they?
It’s got to be a parody troll. Otherwise it’s too stupid to find a bridge, never mind catch a billygoat, gruff or otherwise.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:06 pmHow many of them are willing to join the army to fight “terror†in Iraq? The answer is ZERO. You see, it’s easier, more manly and more “patriotic†to just buy a license plate.
Well, arent you the human anomoly, a guy who happens to know every last person in Oklahoma.
Start listing their names alphabetically just to prove it.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:06 pmCome on now, you know it has to refer to President Bush, liberal men dont want any acquaintance with the other kind of bush.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird
Interesting comment, seeing as most of the “gender challenged” “men” are from the right side of the aisle. And yes, crossdressers count as well. SO RUDEE is in that pile, too.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:07 pmBefore I accept your response, I need you to define “other kind of bushâ€.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:07 pmDont worry, they make a Conpervative version of the plate for
guystrolls like you which portrays a pic of Reagan and Osama with the words “Freedom Fighter” -PPBFixed your post and your welcome.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:08 pmOh, good Lord. No one believes this tripe, do they?
Youre kidding, right? Libs believe dumber shiite than this.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:08 pmWell, there’s Aaron Aaronson, but he lives in New Jersey. Hope I’ve been of some help.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:09 pmArriving just in time for Christmas:
The Global War On Terror snow globe!
Some Global War on Terror Commemorative Plates have already increased in value!
Feh. Beads for natives.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:10 pm.
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August 7th, 2007 at 5:10 pmYeah? Well name one!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:11 pmCome on now, you know it has to refer to President Bush,
liberalConpervative men dont want acquaintance with the other kind of bush. -PPBValiant Venus. Still up to your same schtick? I suppose your talking about Gannon/Guckert?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:11 pmStart listing their names alphabetically just to prove it.
I think I saw that on CSI Oklahoma. They realized that there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
What I couldn’t figure out is why they chose “Fiddle About” as the theme song.
Weird.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:11 pm.
Oh, good Lord. No one believes this tripe, do they?
Youre kidding, right? Libs believe dumber shiite than this.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:08 pm
Like :
August 7th, 2007 at 5:12 pm“WMD’s in Iraq”
“Turning a corner in Iraq”
“Saddam has resurrected his nuclear weapons program”
“The insurgency is in its final throes”
“Saddam attempted to purchase yellowcake from Niger”
Real stupid shit like that , Shitty Shitty Turd ?
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August 7th, 2007 at 5:12 pmThe logo is: “Bush Made Him Do It!â€
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Right on target.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:12 pmSign me up!
Do you think they would let an out-of-stater buy one as a souvenir?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:13 pmYoure kidding, right? Libs believe dumber shiite than this.
Like evolution, for instance.
Oh, and the Constitution.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:14 pm.
The logo is: “Bush Made Him Do It!â€
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Right on target.
Comment by Cobra — August 7, 2007 @ 5:12 pm
More like Shrub LET HIM do it ……..
Chimpy , there is a point to reviewing Presidential Daily Briefings , at it isn’t because your morning newspaper didn’t arrive and it’s a substitute for the comics section ……..
August 7th, 2007 at 5:14 pmThe logo is: “Bush Let Him Do It!â€
Fixed your typo.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:14 pm.
Real stupid shit like that , Shitty Shitty Turd ?
Yes, because not only did they vote for the war but they refuse to cut-off funding now.
You forgot to add FISA to that list. Tee hee hee…how do you like your dem leadership now?
Now get back under the sink!
(listening to some really great live Clapton right now)
August 7th, 2007 at 5:14 pmFunny thing, MCMetal. The anniversary of Bush ignoring the threat was just yesterday, but already they’ve forgotten.
Just plain creepy.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:15 pm.
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — August 7, 2007 @ 4:52 pm
Oh, you use mushrooms instead of truffles? How gauche!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:15 pmValiant Venus. Still up to your same schtick? I suppose your talking about Gannon/Guckert?
Comment by Ugly Ugly Vulture
Variant Anus has returned from the Advanced Troll Training School and got some good pointers on STD treatments from Ann Coultergeist and a neck massage from billo.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:17 pmWe live in times of lesser men, so sad, Jefferson would weep, said it before and saying it again.
Freedom is vanishing and jingoism is replacing it and fear is the vendor.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:17 pmI wouldn’t mind one of those with “FUGWB” on it and see how many people get it. :)
August 7th, 2007 at 5:17 pmcan’t afford no damn truffles.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:17 pmGreat license plate.
:|
They forgot to put a little confederate flag in the corner though.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:18 pmWell at lease we know how the terrorist got their weapons and money to continue to fight. Will there be a license plate that let’s Americans know thanks to General Petraeus the enemy is using US supplied weapons to kill our troops. Yes it was a nice story by the White House and Media to say it was Iran who was supplying weapons only to find out it was USA.
Next well see State have license plates with Hamid Karzai is a former employee of US oil company Unocal, Yes the Bush appointed President who’s first action as President of Afghan was to sign over oil drilling rights to Halliburton. Will Rudy’s daughter get a VOTE FOR OBAMA license plate next.
FYI 6 more soldiers died today in Iraq if anyone is interested as the media doesn’t report that news.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:19 pmWe are indeed ruled by Idiots
August 7th, 2007 at 5:20 pmAugust 7th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Like evolution, for instance.
Oh, and the Constitution.
I was thinking more along the lines of Rove’s American Gulag Systemâ„¢ and the Joooos cooking-up 911.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:20 pmCool! Why don’t you take the radio and get into the bathtub?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:20 pmWell, arent you the human anomoly, a guy who happens to know every last person in Oklahoma.
Start listing their names alphabetically just to prove it.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:06 pm
Youre kidding, right? Libs believe dumber shiite than this.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:08 pm
Ah, irony. Criticize someone else for generalities on a statewide scale and then leap into generalities on a nationwide scale.
The mouth-breathing hypocrisy of the Right (my own generality) on display.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:20 pmReal stupid shit like that , Shitty Shitty Turd ?
Yes, because not only did they vote for the war but they refuse to cut-off funding now.
You forgot to add FISA to that list. Tee hee hee…how do you like your dem leadership now?
Now get back under the sink!
(listening to some really great live Clapton right now)
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:14 pm
What part of the “Dem leadership” voted for the FISA plan joke , Shitty Shitty Turd ?
BTW
How well has Chimpy’s Idiotic Iraq Adventure gone ?
And where are the balls on those in your horseshit GOP party , that talk out about how badly Iraq is going , yet refuse to put their vote(s) where their stupid mouths are ?
Now , shut the hell up and return to your cesspool , before I kick you back into it………
(”really great live Clapton” means that your CD is skipping all tracks , on your Radio Shack portable CD player)
August 7th, 2007 at 5:20 pmI was thinking more along the lines of Rove’s American Gulag System™ and the Joooos cooking-up 911.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:20 pm
What happened to Turd Blossom’s “October/November surprise” , Shitty Shitty Turd ?
Oh , I see ……..He was too busy MEATING with Jeff Gannon.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:22 pmOrder now and receive a free roll of Osama Bin Laden toilet paper.
dipshits.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:23 pmI wonder how many of these clueless Okies will have a “re-elect Inhofe” bumper sticker next to it. Contradicting themselves on their own car, but too dumb to know it.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:23 pm“The best thing Oklahoma was good for was to keep Kansas the Hell away from Texas.â€
Comment by the fly-man
Kansas, home of school taught “Intellegent Design”
August 7th, 2007 at 5:25 pmYeah its a good thing to keep them yahoos away from Texas, we have enough problems with the neocon morons here. =)
Cool! Why don’t you take the radio and get into the bathtub?
“Radio”? What, do you still cozy up to the Crosley Wigit and tune in the fireside chats?
Its Creative Zen Vision these days ya dinosaur.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:25 pmI wonder how many of those license plates were made by Jack Abramoff.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:25 pmQuestion:
Why don’t people from OK want to remember the OK Federal Building bombing?
Is it because it was a white Christian neo-Nazi republican?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:26 pmI wonder how many of those license plates were made by Jack Abramoff.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — August 7, 2007 @ 5:25 pm
With plenty of help from Duke Cunningham and Bob Ney ……..
August 7th, 2007 at 5:26 pmI wonder how many of these clueless Okies will have a “re-elect Inhofe†bumper sticker next to it.
Probably the same number of Minnesotans who still erect ‘Wellstone!’ signs in their yard every year. LOL
August 7th, 2007 at 5:27 pmI heard OBL has one on his donkey cart in the mountains, and now EVERYONE over there wants one. Halliburton and Blackwater are going to air drop some along with their next weapon shipment. Makes for good morale amongst the BushCo OBL Brigade.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:28 pmYeah, I’m thinking that if I live in Oklahoma, I’m gonna opt for the
Local War on Terrorists
license plate. Seems more relevant, don’t you think?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:29 pmIs it because it was a white Christian neo-Nazi republican?
Comment by Spudge_Boy — August 7, 2007 @ 5:26 pm
He was also in the army…werent you in the army too?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:29 pmI wonder how many of these clueless Okies will have a “re-elect Inhofe†bumper sticker next to it.
Probably the same number of Minnesotans who still erect ‘Wellstone!’ signs in their yard every year. LOL
Comment by Cobra — August 7, 2007 @ 5:27 pm
Wellstone was adamantly opposed to Chimpy’s Iraq Adventure ; he has been proven to be 100% correct.
Inhofe is a jerkoff ……….Something you can certainly relate to , CobraKai dojo douchebag
August 7th, 2007 at 5:30 pmHalliburton and Blackwater are going to air drop some along with their next weapon shipment.
They might have to divert planes from their operations in the Balkans.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:31 pmThe Russians shall not have Constantinople.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:31 pmHe was also in the army…werent you in the army too?
Comment by RastaPasta
Yea, he was in the military, but no one in the Chickenhawk BushCo Regime was. So does that make McVeigh more of a patriot than th BushCo’s?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:32 pmFor my purposes, an iPod will not suffice!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:32 pmEven worse, the towers are backwards on the plate– if they are supposed to be the WTC twin towers. The north tower had the antenna and was west of the south tower.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pmLike evolution, for instance.
Oh, and the Constitution.
I was thinking more along the lines of Rove’s American Gulag System™ and the Joooos cooking-up 911.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:20 pm
The Russians shall not have Constantinople.
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — August 7, 2007 @ 5:31 pm
Kind of tough to “have” something that no longer exists ……..
August 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pmLike Chimpy and an IQ or an ability to speak properly and/or in public.
Give it a rest. It’s just a license plate. Virginia has one too with The Twin Towers and the Pentagon. If you don’t like it. Don’t move to OK.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pmHow about an Iwo Jima-style image of Halliburton-jumpsuited workers planting an oil rig in the sands of Iraq?
Tagline: “Global War for Oil Profits”
Though given the education level and oil industry influence in Oklahoma, they’d love it and wouldn’t understand the parody aspect.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pm“McVeigh instructed his lawyers to use a “necessity” defense and to argue that his bombing of the Murrah building was a justifiable response to what McVeigh believed were the crimes of the U.S. government at Waco, Texas, during the 51-day siege of the Branch Davidian complex.”
Clinton made him do it. We need to revise the plates.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pm“McVeigh instructed his lawyers to use a “necessity†defense and to argue that his bombing of the Murrah building was a justifiable response to what McVeigh believed were the crimes of the U.S. government at Waco, Texas, during the 51-day siege of the Branch Davidian complex.â€
Clinton made him do it. We need to revise the plates.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:33 pm
Who is this “we” ?
You and the mouse in your pocket , chump ?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:35 pmFor my purposes, an iPod will not suffice!
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — August 7, 2007 @ 5:32 pm
How about a hair dryer?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:35 pmKeeping it on a positive note; if I like cheese, should I move to Wisconsin?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:36 pmYea, he was in the military, but no one in the Chickenhawk BushCo Regime was. So does that make McVeigh more of a patriot than th BushCo’s?
You’re kind of a moron, arent you? I was referring to spudge’s comment about everything else McVeigh supposedly “was”.
Now shoo.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:37 pmwas a justifiable response to what McVeigh believed were the crimes of the U.S. government at Waco, Texas, Comment by Variant Venus
Waco, TX IS a crime against humanity! Have you ever been there? WOW!! Between Waco and College Station, it looks like both towns were subjected to Rocky’s Wayback Machine.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:38 pmAmericans are retarded.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:38 pmKeeping it on a positive note; if I like cheese, should I move to Wisconsin?
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — August 7, 2007 @ 5:36 pm
No, to England - their cheddar is better.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:38 pmWho is this “we†?
You and the mouse in your pocket , chump ?
You wouldnt fit in my pocket, squeaky, you know that.
Now get back under the sink!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:39 pmYup. Now we’re cookin’ with gas!
Gas!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:40 pmWaco, TX IS a crime against humanity!
Is this the same TX that Grand Moff Texan is from?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:40 pmCalifornia has had the most KIAs, yet this type of stupidity would not happen here. Even Puerto Rico had lost more than Cheney’s state. Ameritards are a curious lot.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:40 pmMaybe the squab meant “Oui”. That’s French, you know.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:42 pmWho is this “we†?
You and the mouse in your pocket , chump ?
You wouldnt fit in my pocket, squeaky, you know that.
Now get back under the sink!
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:39 pm
I didn’t request access to your pockets (though I know you’d love having someone playing pocket pool just once for you)
Now , back to the cesspool where you slinked out of , chump …
August 7th, 2007 at 5:43 pmRemembar the Maine!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:43 pmEven Puerto Rico had lost more than Cheney’s state.Comment by jesus Farted
All the men in Cheney’s state (Wyoming) are having too much fun chasing the sheep to enlist.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:44 pmMarcus Aurelius = libtroll
just like “Stupidity”
August 7th, 2007 at 5:44 pmHey! I resemble that remark!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:45 pmAll the men in Cheney’s state (Wyoming) are having too much fun chasing the sheep to enlist.
You must have some HUGE leg muscles!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:46 pmMarcus Aurelius = libtroll
just like “Stupidityâ€
Comment by Nicholas of Cusa — August 7, 2007 @ 5:44 pm
Yeah , as opposed to those that truly believe the GOP = party of family values.
Yeah , who’s family ? The Gottis ?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:47 pmThe Gambinos ?
Nitwitless of Cuba
I didn’t request access to your pockets (though I know you’d love having someone playing pocket pool just once for you)
You implied it and no, you cant get in my pocket no matter how much you plead.
Now get back under the sink!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:48 pmTo Pretty Pretty Bird #99:
This is Gomez here, sorry I couldn’t get back to you sooner. As per your response; “Well, arent you the human anomoly, a guy who happens to know every last person in Oklahoma. Start listing their names alphabetically just to prove it.â€
My response: Don’t need to. My message was directed to cowards only, not to patriots. Our patriots are in Iraq. Only yellow-billed cowards such as yourself would have reacted to my posting. I have a talent for hitting the nerves of those who don’t have any.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:48 pmAll the men in Cheney’s state (Wyoming) are having too much fun chasing the sheep to enlist.
You must have some HUGE leg muscles!
Comment by Cobra — August 7, 2007 @ 5:46 pm
As opposed to your microscopic “middle leg”…………
August 7th, 2007 at 5:48 pmSIMPLE THINGS PLEASE SIMPLE MINDS
August 7th, 2007 at 5:48 pmI didn’t request access to your pockets (though I know you’d love having someone playing pocket pool just once for you)
You implied it and no, you cant get in my pocket no matter how much you plead.
Now get back under the sink!
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:48 pm
Again , I did not ask ………Stop projecting
Back to the cesspool in your aboriginal backwater in East AssBlast , Kentucky , Shitty Shitty Turd…..
August 7th, 2007 at 5:50 pmSo John Edwards was wrong. The War on Terror isn’t a bumpersticker. It’s an Oklahoma license plate.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:51 pmDon’t need to. My message was directed to cowards only, not to patriots. Our patriots are in Iraq. Only yellow-billed cowards such as yourself would have reacted to my posting. I have a talent for hitting the nerves of those who don’t have any.
Well then, perhaps you need to elucidate your accusations better so that the Okie liberals dont confuse themselves with the patriots.
But yes, you could have gotten back to me sooner, it just took you this long to painfully try and compose a cogent response. Good try though. Thumbs up!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:52 pmIt’s like owning a Pontiac GTO and having the plate say “GTO”.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:52 pmD’uh! we already know that…
As opposed to your microscopic “middle legâ€â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦
Comment by MCMetal
Cobra must be from Wyoming so he is a bit sensitive ot the small equipment and the sheep comments. They hit too close to home, maybe.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:57 pmBack to the cesspool in your aboriginal backwater in East AssBlast , Kentucky , Shitty Shitty Turd…..
The name belies the beauty of the town itself; we have a lovely clock tower and an annual bluegrass eating contest.
You should visit, if you start pedaling your Big Whee©l right now you can be here in two months or so.
Now get back under the sink, buckethead!
August 7th, 2007 at 5:57 pmIsn’t that a picture of Hannitys eagle, the one that flies over him 24/7 to protect him, when he’s outside ?
August 7th, 2007 at 5:59 pmDon’t need to. My message was directed to cowards only, not to patriots. Our patriots are in Iraq. Only yellow-billed cowards such as yourself would have reacted to my posting. I have a talent for hitting the nerves of those who don’t have any.
Well then, perhaps you need to elucidate your accusations better so that the Okie liberals dont confuse themselves with the patriots.
But yes, you could have gotten back to me sooner, it just took you this long to painfully try and compose a cogent response. Good try though. Thumbs up!
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:52 pm
And you need to drop this administration’s similarly stupid habit , of trying to label those that are “liberals” , as not being “patriots”.
The definition of a “patriot” as viewed by yourself and this garbage administration , actually deviates from the accepted specifics of how everyone else classifies who is or isn’t a patriot………
You’re either a Chimpy backing stooge , or a patriot ; it is impossible to be both.
August 7th, 2007 at 5:59 pmCareful now, Cobra, MCHammer is starting to reference your junk too, that means he is attracted to you.
When MCPolebiotch gets really nasty in his comments, it also means he wants to ask you for a date. He already professed a desire to jump into my pocket.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:01 pmBack to the cesspool in your aboriginal backwater in East AssBlast , Kentucky , Shitty Shitty Turd…..
The name belies the beauty of the town itself; we have a lovely clock tower and an annual bluegrass eating contest.
You should visit, if you start pedaling your Big Whee©l right now you can be here in two months or so.
Now get back under the sink, buckethead!
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 5:57 pm
Why , so you can introduce me to your wife and sister , and there is 1 transvestite standing there in front of your hovel ?
I believe I’ll pass on that ‘golden opportunity’ ; now , back to your cesspool , skid mark …….
August 7th, 2007 at 6:01 pmSee that cobra? Anytime now MCCricket will ask to jump into my pocket like a mouse. He must be in heat.
I need to talk to my wife and sister for two reasons:
August 7th, 2007 at 6:05 pm1) I have to ask them where they came from since Im single and have only brothers.
2) What are they doing under the sink with MCBabyfishmouth.
Careful now, Cobra, MCHammer is starting to reference your junk too, that means he is attracted to you.
When MCPolebiotch gets really nasty in his comments, it also means he wants to ask you for a date. He already professed a desire to jump into my pocket.
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 6:01 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You 2 turdburglars couldn’t get laid in a morgue.
You have as much chance of my finding you to be worth a glance , as Chimpy does winning a Nobel Prize for Literature and splitting an atom while accepting it.
Shitty Shitty Turd , I could give you a blank check signed by Donald Trump with a suitcase full of cash , and you’d still get tossed out by the scruff of your neck from a brothel in Vegas……..
Now , back to your cesspool , shitstain.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:05 pmTo Pretty Pretty Bird # 179
I hope this current response will meet with your liking. As per your recent response: “But yes, you could have gotten back to me sooner, it just took you this long to painfully try and compose a cogent response. Good try though. Thumbs up!â€
The reason I was late was due to my attention to other bloggs—liberal or leftist bloggs, you know, the kinds that are trying to save America from those such as yourself who wish to die in their sleep while America burns. As per your opinion of my ability to “compose a cogent response,†I will impress you in a few minutes. Oh, how I love an audience, patriotic challenged or not.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:06 pmNot supposedly stuper fu*k.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:06 pmI guess MC wants to ask you out, he seems to be getting foul in the language department. You were right.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:06 pmkentuckians always know how to put their underwear on the right way…
August 7th, 2007 at 6:07 pmyellow in front, brown in back.
I will impress you in a few minutes.
Look at me, Im King of the World!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHheheheheheh…hehehe…heheh…heh…heh…
August 7th, 2007 at 6:09 pmWhoooooo!
You also have the talent to not make any sense.
How can you hit a nerve that doesn’t exist?
August 7th, 2007 at 6:09 pm“I need to talk to my wife and sister for two reasons:”
wait, you’re from kentucky. your wife IS your sister.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:10 pmAn easy way for chickenhawks to show their patriotism - just add a few more bucks when they renew their tag….
We wouldn’t want them to sacrifice anything like signing up or anything would we?
August 7th, 2007 at 6:10 pmYou have as much chance of my finding you to be worth a glance , as Chimpy does winning a Nobel Prize for Literature and splitting an atom while accepting it.
Yet you keep responding with these PAINFUL retorts which are just so…so…so…messily convoluted. Perhaps an Ebonics course would help you?
Wait, are you trying to jump into my pocket, mousegirl?
Get back under the sink!
August 7th, 2007 at 6:13 pmHey bird are you really from Kentucky?
August 7th, 2007 at 6:16 pmTo Spudge-Boy 194#
My point percisely Spudgie. Now both you and Pretty, Pretty Bird get ready for some eloquence.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:16 pmYou have as much chance of my finding you to be worth a glance , as Chimpy does winning a Nobel Prize for Literature and splitting an atom while accepting it.
Yet you keep responding with these PAINFUL retorts which are just so…so…so…messily convoluted. Perhaps an Ebonics course would help you?
Wait, are you trying to jump into my pocket, mousegirl?
Get back under the sink!
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 6:13 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah , your grade-school replies , sure are clever and like daggers to the heart ……….LMFAO
Dribble back towards your cesspool , you little mary.
I have Girl Scouts that try to sell me cookies that have better responses and are much tougher than your sorry ass…….
August 7th, 2007 at 6:17 pmNope, but it keeps the lib retards happy if they think I am so it works for me.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:18 pmI have Girl Scouts that try to sell me cookies that have better responses and are much tougher than your sorry ass…….
Hitting on the girl scouts again? What have your parents told you about leaving the little kids alone, ya perv? Why wont you learn?
Now get back under the sink!
August 7th, 2007 at 6:20 pmNope, this is a political blog. You can take your eloquence to a poetry blog for all I care.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:22 pmYou are starting to piss MC off, I think. He is starting to emulate your posts in style and type of response.
I didnt think you were from Kentucky, I suppose it makes the liberals feel good to insult southerners though I cant imagine why.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:23 pmHey bird are you really from Kentucky?
Comment by Cobra — August 7, 2007 @ 6:16 pm
If he is , you now know what you can get him for presents …….
A spittoon and a single bristle toothbrush …………
August 7th, 2007 at 6:24 pmMC is really funny though, his jokes are uproarious.
Im laughing right now.
Ha. Ha.
See?
August 7th, 2007 at 6:25 pmI have Girl Scouts that try to sell me cookies that have better responses and are much tougher than your sorry ass…….
Hitting on the girl scouts again? What have your parents told you about leaving the little kids alone, ya perv? Why wont you learn?
Now get back under the sink!
Comment by Pretty Pretty Bird — August 7, 2007 @ 6:20 pm
I’m a liberal , not Mark Foley , skid mark.
We know better than to go after underage children (gee , I wonder why your mutt parents didn’t teach you to not defend pedophiles ?)
Slink on back to your cesspool now child …………..
August 7th, 2007 at 6:26 pmI thought specialty plates were for those one supported, e.g. environment or a university. Go Colts! and et cetera.
http://www.in.gov/bmv/plates/organizations.htm
August 7th, 2007 at 6:26 pmMC is really funny though, his jokes are uproarious.
Im laughing right now.
Ha. Ha.
See?
Comment by Cobra — August 7, 2007 @ 6:25 pm
You’re the clown that’s claiming that I’m trying to “emulate” Shitty Shitty Turd , CobraKai douchebag ……….
How am I trying to emulate him ?
All I see in his posts are ridiculously childlike retorts , nothing else….
August 7th, 2007 at 6:28 pmOk cobra, I need to get going. I work part-time as an EMT and have to go on shift soon; wouldnt you know it has to be humid as hell tonight?
Last week I had to respond to MCAssgoblin’s house; seems he was eating glue again and somehow his mouth got stuck to his dog’s ass. Ask him if you want further details.
See around dude, have a good’un!
P.S. Hey MCSausageking…get back under the sink! LOL
August 7th, 2007 at 6:31 pmSounds like the Okies are ready for a fight.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:32 pmWhen the next dust bowl blows through they should consider one.
I guess Im gone too, my posts keep disappearing.
I was trying to respond to the comedy geek but its getting old, so Ill leave him here to stew.
Adios bird.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:33 pm“This is the height of (or nadir, perhaps) of crazed, blind nationalism. Jingoism at its best combined with out of control ( and confused) patriotism. I am surprised they didn’t add a Bible wrapped in the flag or a biblical quote.
Comment by Frank J Ranelli — August 7, 2007 @ 5:00 pm”
And what’s wrong with Nationalism when the bastards came over here and killed our fellow Americans, and some of….aww, never mind.
You people wouldn’t know Patriotism if it bit you one the *ss.
August 7th, 2007 at 6:34 pmI don’t really give a fig personally about US soldiers who die. Those US soldiers voluntarily chose the profession of hired killers. They kill for thrills and money, not because they are defending their country. But because I want Oil