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Karl Rove Grants First Post-Resignation Exclusive To Rush Limbaugh

rushKarl Rove will grant his first post-resignation exclusive to right-wing radio host Rush Limbaugh. A press release from Premiere Radio Networks states:

Live on the radio airwaves tomorrow, August 15, at 1:06 p.m. ET, Karl Rove will be a guest on The Rush Limbaugh Show. This is the former Deputy Chief of Staff’s first exclusive interview since his resignation from the Bush Administration.

On his radio show yesterday, Rush lavished Rove with praise, calling him “one of the smartest people you would ever run into” and a “fine, upstanding, cheerful, optimistic person just like the president is.”

With his softball questions and divisive partisan rhetorical attacks on progressives, Rush Limbaugh has made his radio show a friendly forum for the Bush White House. And he has been rewarded for it. While the White House hosted a group of ten top conservative radio hosts earlier this month, Limbaugh was treated to his own private confab with Bush. He described it recently on his radio show in the following way:

The president and I, Ed Gillespie in the room who took over for Dan Bartlett. We had cigars and beverages for a couple hours in the Treaty Room up in the residence. It was so much fun.

Just prior to the November 2006 midterm elections, Bush appeared on Rush’s show to emphasize his call for staying the course in Iraq. Limbaugh has also coddled numerous other administration officials on his show, including Dick Cheney, Tony Snow, Condoleezza Rice, and Donald Rumsfeld. Expect tomorrow’s appearance by Rove to be similarly treated as love fest.



103 Responses to “Karl Rove Grants First Post-Resignation Exclusive To Rush Limbaugh”

  1. Marc says:

    Nice work as always Faiz. Keep up the GREAT work!


  2. Art says:

    Rush Limbaugh! Ugh!
    I’d rather listen to Don Imus.


  3. gummitch says:

    I’m sure there will be really tough questions in there . . . in between a whole lot of butt kissing.

    Ick. Just made myself sick. What an image.


  4. crassus says:

    One whore gratifying another whore.


  5. GSD says:

    Let the circle jerks begin.

    -GSD


  6. TonyC says:

    I’m curious whether Faux News or the White House will be providing the lube for this circle-jerk…


  7. Raven says:

    Caption:

    “As you can see from the band-aid on my middle finger, I’ve wised up and gotten this here ceegar ready for my next interview with an administration official…”


  8. Lord Willin' says:

    Cot Damn, It’s New Day!

    Karl Rove is still doin’ his thang!

    Keep it pimpin’, playa!


  9. upside00 says:

    Looks like ol’ ditto head hizzelf is practicing up with that cigar for the rovers visit.

    News Flash, rusher: KKKarl isn’t over 2.5 inches, so you are overkilling the practice syck, OK?


  10. leporello says:

    The fawning and gushing over each other will be truly horrific. I wonder which one will bend over further to gratify the other. The only amusing thing will be the expansive lying each will do to prove their points. Tom Clancy once said, ‘The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense’.
    Impeach Bush, Cheny and Gonzales and Save the Constitution.


  11. Yikes says:

    Gee I hope Rush gets some new kneepads for the occasion.


  12. NanBullen says:

  13. Kevin Good says:

    Rove did say he wanted to spend more time with his family.


  14. ArmyVet says:

    These neo-nazis are getting more incestuous with each passing day. Perhaps Rush could pass TurdBlossum a few oxycontins for back pain after the “event” as he’s heading out the door to oblivion.


  15. NanBullen says:

    The people of this country will not rest until Karl Rove is behind bars.


  16. NanBullen says:

    #13 What was Jeffie Lube coming and going at all hours doing all that time during his nocturnal visits? Now KKKarl has a wife and a son he cares about?


  17. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    The Turd Blossom and Flush Show on the EIB (Excellence In Bathrooms) network.


  18. NanBullen says:

    http://www.choice101.com/666-carl-rove.html

    Check this out! Suddenly, Rove has a wife and a son?? I don’t think so.


  19. NanBullen says:

    One site says he married Darby Hickson and they had a daughter, Valerie – another site says he has a son named Andrew, and yet another site says that his marriage is fiction and a cover for his closet homosexuality.


  20. Tobey Tall says:

    no doubt he will be paid $500,000 for the exclusive interview

    as silence fees incorparated


  21. r says:

    Check this out! Suddenly, Rove has a wife and a son?? I don’t think so.

    Comment by NanBullen — August 14, 2007 @ 5:29 pm

    Your link home page is a little scary.

    Reproductive Rights Are Dying
    and
    You Have Three Choices

    .

    1 Accept forced motherhood! — Then teach your daughters and granddaughters how to perform coat-hanger abortions.

    .

    2 Do what nobody other than our pro-choice team has done. — Come up with a new strategy that will save abortion rights — a strategy that actually works and implement it immediately.

    .

    3 Support and/or participate in the fully functional, fully functioning, and already-proven program offered on our web sites.


  22. ArmyVet says:

    When you show up to watch a traitor and a drug addict kiss ass, are you supposed to bring popcorn?


  23. hellinabucket says:

    Speaks volumes of Rove. Won’t go on any reputable news program. Goes on Oxy man’s show.

    I’m sure it will be a hard hitting interview.


  24. upside00 says:

    When you show up to watch a traitor and a drug addict kiss ass, are you supposed to bring popcorn?

    Comment by ArmyVet

    No, I think some stuffing and gravy to serve along with the bloated Chickenhawk main course will do nicely. Maybe a nice Fume’ Blanc to wash it down with as well.

    Neither of these scums would have lasted 30 minutes in my outfit!


  25. W.Clements says:

    Wow! Look at the size of his cigar? Inversely proportional, I’m quite sure, to….. sorry, that’s as far as I can bear to go.

    Spending time with his family? Rove a heterosexual? There must be some mistake.


  26. JT says:

    With his [its] softball questions and divisive partisan rhetorical attacks on progressives conservatives, [Thinkprogress] Rush Limbaugh has made [its website] his radio show a friendly forum for [bashing] the Bush White House [and rejecting any intellectual debate on issues]. And [they] he ha[ve]s been rewarded for it.

    Same story, different motives…You can apply all these comments to TP as well, so move on.


  27. r says:

    Neither of these scums would have lasted 30 minutes in my outfit!
    Comment by upside00 — August 14, 2007 @ 5:46 pm

    I’ll bet your outfit is stunning.

    Don’t let these scums try it on. They’ll rip out all the seams.


  28. GSD says:

    Rush Limpbaugh is doing his Bob Allen impression.

    -GSD


  29. Gregor Samsa says:

    So, Rove doesn’t want to be asked actual questions. He wants acquiescing interviewing “questions” that allow him to spread his opinion and point of view, unchallenged.

    It is obvious he thinks he is above reproach and answerable only to himself, and (maybe) to his Glorious Leader. But then that’s what authoritarian and fascist types usually believe.

    And didn’t Limbaugh say he wasn’t going to carry water for people who didn’t deserve it? Well, he either lied, or Rove is worth carrying water for.


  30. upside00 says:

    Rush Limpbaugh is doing his Bob Allen impression.

    -GSD

    Comment by GSD

    Or is it his Jeff Gannon or Mark Foley impression?


  31. shane says:

    Little thing r, when will you people learn that progressives are for a woman’s right to choose. No run off, scurry, flee, be gone, ass*ole.


  32. shane says:

    When you show up to watch a traitor and a drug addict kiss ass, are you supposed to bring popcorn?

    Comment by ArmyVet — August 14, 2007 @ 5:40 pm

    Depends how strong your stomache is.


  33. Tobey Tall says:

    Rush Limpbaugh is really wants a White House cigar in his mouth


  34. ArmyVet says:

    “Neither of these scums would have lasted 30 minutes in my outfit!”

    I doubt they would have been allowed to skank up the Group W bench. Where has class disappeared to in this country!? :)


  35. Malicious says:

    We need to stop the ideology behind Muslim Man’s Burden.


  36. upside00 says:

    Comment by shane — August 14, 2007 @ 5:54 pm

    This is what happens when mom locks the basement door on them; they have to either sling their feces or play on the ol’ keyboard.

    Gotta be a sad life!


  37. r says:

    Rush Limpbaugh is doing his Bob Allen impression.
    -GSD
    Comment by GSD

    Or is it his Jeff Gannon or Mark Foley impression?
    Comment by upside00 — August 14, 2007 @ 5:53 pm

    Or maybe Bill Clinton. He was the most famous politician to play “Hide the Cigar”, right?


  38. Malicious says:

    Or maybe Bill Clinton. He was the most famous politician to play “Hide the Cigar”, right?

    Comment by r — August 14, 2007 @ 5:56 pm

    That’s right, r.

    Clinton liked his cigars dirty.


  39. upside00 says:

    Where has class disappeared to in this country!? :)

    Comment by ArmyVet

    I know! Just watching the repug debates reinforces how low on the genetic food chain they have fallen.


  40. HeyKKKarl_ValiantVenusShotFromUranus says:

    Or maybe Bill Clinton. He was the most famous politician to play “Hide the Cigar”, right? Comment by r — August 14, 2007 @ 5:56 pm

    Unlike you Republicans, where ‘hide the cigar’ is merely a metaphor for your closet antics.


  41. TerrytheTurtle says:

    Is that a Cuban?


  42. shane says:

    Thing r, you missed the point, AGAIN. We’re discussing the man on man sex that the Bush White House is noted for. Virtually every president in history had his pecadillos. Only the Bush White House will be remembered as the hypocrites who fought against gay rights while participating in extramarital homosexual acts. Keep up or go away.


  43. ArmyVet says:

    Geez, upside00, you ARE a brave soul. My tv always fritzes out when I try to tune in a neandercon debate :) Think the tv’s been around this household a might too long…thank God for autopilot.


  44. Evergreen says:

    2 peas in a pod of immorality, lies and hate.


  45. shane says:

    That’s right, r.

    Clinton liked his cigars dirty.

    Comment by Malicious — August 14, 2007 @ 5:57 pm

    Now you freaks think even heterosexual acts are dirty.


  46. r says:

    Thing r, you missed the point, AGAIN. We’re discussing the man on man sex that the Bush White House is noted for. Virtually every president in history had his pecadillos. Only the Bush White House will be remembered as the hypocrites who fought against gay rights while participating in extramarital homosexual acts. Keep up or go away.
    Comment by shane — August 14, 2007 @ 6:02 pm

    Sorry, my bad. I didn’t know the object was to focus on man on man sex.


  47. Malicious says:

    Now you freaks think even heterosexual acts are dirty.

    Comment by shane — August 14, 2007 @ 6:06 pm

    -

    Snatch cigars are dirty.


  48. shane says:

    Is that a Cuban?

    Comment by TerrytheTurtle — August 14, 2007 @ 6:01 pm

    The Cuban got cropped out of the picture. ** wink, wink **


  49. ArmyVet says:

    A bit off topic…but…Let’s hear it for clean heterosexual sex.


  50. shane says:

    Now you freaks think even heterosexual acts are dirty.

    Comment by shane — August 14, 2007 @ 6:06 pm

    -

    Snatch cigars are dirty.

    Comment by Malicious — August 14, 2007 @ 6:09 pm

    So your answer is yes.


  51. Lush Rimjob says:

    OxyBlossom! Treasonous White House Aide Instrumental in Exposing CIA Antiproliferation Operation to Grant First Post-Resignation Exclusive to Drug-addled Gasbag Who Likes Golfing in Pedophile Paradise Dominican Republic

    Now how’s THAT for a headline?


  52. r says:

    Where has class disappeared to in this country!? :)
    Comment by ArmyVet — August 14, 2007 @ 5:55 pm

    Clinton liked his cigars dirty.

    Now you freaks think even heterosexual acts are dirty.
    Comment by shane — August 14, 2007 @ 6:06 pm

    Class indeed.


  53. Malicious says:

    So your answer is yes.

    Comment by shane — August 14, 2007 @ 6:10 pm

    Yes, but there is nothing wrong with it, as long as the man and the woman are married.


  54. upside00 says:

    Geez, upside00, you ARE a brave soul. My tv always fritzes out when I try to tune in a neandercon debate :) Think the tv’s been around this household a might too long…thank God for autopilot.

    Comment by ArmyVet

    I know! But I watch them just the same way I watch billo or ann coultergeist or even listen to the rusher: All are good for a laugh or two, as you see how they distort reality and take hypocrisy to a new level.


  55. ArmyVet says:

    And on a related off-topic topic…Must sex be clean if you are on oxycontin?


  56. Malicious says:

    You can’t come when you’re on Oxycontin.


  57. Arn Gunnutes says:

    Rush LOVES him some unamerican TRAITORS.

    Like Bush,


  58. ArmyVet says:

    “as you see how they distort reality and take hypocrisy to a new level.”

    Indeed! But I prefer my hypocrisy the old fashioned way…out of context with a Budweiser in hand…which is why I listen to it second hand, filtered via Stephanie Miller. Lends a certain amount of plausible deniability.

    Sheesh…off topic again. I promise to do better eventually.


  59. HeyKKKarl_ValiantVenusShotFromUranus says:

    Class indeed.
    Comment by r — August 14, 2007 @ 6:12 pm

    A trait you do not possess…


  60. HeyKKKarl_ValiantVenusShotFromUranus says:

    You can’t come when you’re on Oxycontin.
    Comment by Malicious — August 14, 2007 @ 6:17 pm

    Ah, the voice of Hillbilly wisdom and good old GOP personal experience!


  61. HeyKKKarl_ValiantVenusShotFromUranus says:

    Yes, but there is nothing wrong with it, as long as the man and the woman are married. Comment by Malicious — August 14, 2007 @ 6:12 pm

    Then you must hate the crop of GOP candidates. Not a faithful one amongst the frontrunners!


  62. r says:

    Class indeed.
    Comment by r — August 14, 2007 @ 6:12 pm
    A trait you do not possess…
    Comment by HeyKKKarl_ValiantVenusShotFromUranus — August 14, 2007 @ 6:18 pm

    Not only do you not have class, you don’t know where to get any.


  63. Raven says:

    My god, he’s got a golf ball in his hand…


  64. upside00 says:

    Ah, the voice of Hillbilly wisdom and good old GOP personal experience!

    Comment by HeyKKKarl_ValiantVenusShotFromUranus

    I LOVE IT! That was a good one!

    And I wonder what is in the water (or drugs) that make all these repugs have triple chins and dunlap bellies?

    They all seem to be the “before” pcitures for NutriSystems!


  65. r says:

    Then you must hate the crop of GOP candidates. Not a faithful one amongst the frontrunners!
    Comment by HeyKKKarl_ValiantVenusShotFromUranus — August 14, 2007 @ 6:19 pm

    I think the Mormon guy has had only one wife, ironically enough.


  66. james says:

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhh, snivel, snivel, is this all you libs do, sit around and whine like a bunch of little babies, but what do you expect look at your politicians i’d would whine too. how about this put down the bong, cut your greasy hair and get a freaking job….


  67. ArmyVet says:

    “They all seem to be the “before” pcitures for NutriSystems!”

    Fox Noise consists entirely of bad carbs :)


  68. GSD says:

    James, why don’t you creepy conservatives get out of the public restrooms.

    -GSD


  69. Malicious says:

    Sorry,

    I meant to say:

    You can’t bust a nut when you are on oxycontin


  70. karlscrewedtheusa says:

    His next fifty or so “interviews” should be by way of subpoena and deposition under oath.
    Hell, I’ll even buy the popcorn and sodas.


  71. jamesflunkedenglish says:

    waaaaaaaaaaa. All you righties do is use mixed metaphors, raise straw man arguments and use run-on sentences, with no sense of syntax, usage or grammer.


  72. troqua says:

    Two bloated white guys humping each other. Yeah, I’ll be tuning in for that.


  73. shane says:

    They all seem to be the “before” pcitures for NutriSystems!

    Comment by upside00 — August 14, 2007 @ 6:22 pm

    Rush and Kkkarl should have a “count the chins” contest.


  74. shane says:

    I think the Mormon guy has had only one wife, ironically enough.

    Comment by r — August 14, 2007 @ 6:22 pm

    Mormons are experts at hiding wive, 2, 3, 4 etc. Usually wife 1 keeps them under wraps. Watch “Big Love” on HBO and you’ll figure it out.


  75. Uncle Ho says:

    Caption contest: Lookat me! I’m a FLUFFER!!!!


  76. HeyKKKarl_ValiantVenusShotFromUranus says:

    I think the Mormon guy has had only one wife, ironically enough.
    Comment by r — August 14, 2007 @ 6:22 pm

    You really think the GOP is going to vote for a mouse hunting pro-gay marriage flip flopper? BAHAHAHAHA, he’s no front runner! He just rigged the straw poll in Iowa by stuffing the ballot box. Or did you miss the recording from his camp on this that leaked out?


  77. HeyKKKarl_ValiantVenusShotFromUranus says:

    You can’t bust a nut when you are on oxycontin
    Comment by Malicious — August 14, 2007 @ 6:25 pm

    You didn’t just call Rush a (possibly Gay) Liar did you? Because he was married and supposedly having sex with his wife while high! Wow, Rush a liar and gay! Who knew?


  78. Malicious says:

    You can still have sex, you just can’t bust… until the next night, maybe.

    There is no contradiction.


  79. HeyKKKarl_ValiantVenusShotFromUranus says:

    You can still have sex, you just can’t bust… until the next night, maybe. There is no contradiction. Comment by Malicious — August 14, 2007 @ 7:20 pm

    No wonder he always seems so frustrated and unhappy. What’s your excuse?


  80. PoppaCheese says:

    Oh boy! A Gay Old Pervs ass kissing festival! Whee!


  81. ronjazz says:

    I wonder where Rush is planning to put his cigar when Deadeye Dick shows up? And you rightards think Clinton’s dirty? Hahahahahaha…


  82. ronjazz says:

    Not only do you not have class, you don’t know where to get any.

    Comment by r — August 14, 2007 @ 6:21 pm

    r has class, but it’s all fourth.


  83. ronjazz says:

    That picture is of Rush practicing for his “interview”. Rush is a bit of an optimist, it would seem.


  84. Angry One says:

    In the wake of the resignation of Karl Rove, most media post-mortems of the architect of the Bush presidency describe his legacy as one of ultimate failure. That is, in the end Karl Rove fell short of his goal to secure a permanent Republican majority monopolizing all three branches of government for the next generation. Instead, he leaves behind a Democratic Congress and an unpopular, enfeebled President Bush.

    But those accounts fail to capture the enduring dark cloud that Karl Rove has cast over the American political landscape. His grim legacy is certainly not about public policy (about which he cared little) or even about winning and losing (about which he cared a great deal). No, the indelible mark of Karl Rove is the permanent transformation and debasement of American politics itself.

    For the details, see:
    “The Base Politics of Karl Rove.”


  85. valiant venus says:

    Faiz – I expect Rush to treat Karl in the same way Amy Goodman treats fellow Leftards……without acfting breathless…


  86. Juan C says:

    He sure knows how to please that cigar.


  87. Uncle Ho says:

    Mighty Moron(alias Mighty Haggatha/a.k.a. Mighty Hagga): I thought that you had enlisted and would be leading the charge into Tehran by now. Too bad, Your body bag awaits there.


  88. Mike says:

    FUK ROVE and FUK Limbaugh….can you hate these two azzholes any more???????


  89. bilbobaggins says:

    #18 – According to Wikipedia he is married:

    “In January 1986, Rove married Darby Tara Hickson, a graphic designer and former employee of Karl Rove + Co. They have a son, Andrew Madison Rove, born in 1989.[6] He is an undergraduate at Trinity University in San Antonio, Texas. Hickson is a breast cancer survivor.”

    But that doesn’t necessarily blow your theory that he is gay. Many gays who have prestigious positions have a cover wife (as opposed to a trophy wife).


  90. kasinca says:

    I wonder how hard Rush had to squeeze that cat anyway…..you know, to get that turd he has in his mouth.


  91. truthfairy says:

    new heights in bad smells


  92. Uncle Ho says:

    caption contest: Rush sez, ” I may have a Limpdick, but I sure know how to blow”


  93. NeoconsNeedNuetering says:

    Mmm, my pole-smokin’ ally, Douche Limpbag!


  94. daveinboca says:

    While you freaks yuk it up, thirty million listeners will hear Rush and Rove tomorrow—more than all the left-wing networks and cable news put together on a given day. I know you totalitarian monkeys would love to suppress talk-radio’s influence with your oxymoronic and moronic “Fairness Doctrine.” Give it your best shot, looozers.


  95. Uncle Ho says:

    more caption contest; Ruz sez: ” See, I really CAN suck the chrome off a bumper. What a country, I’m the highest paid peter-puffer in America”


  96. tony says:

    did you think he was going to grant the interview to ERR Amerika? oh um didnt they file chapter 13?


  97. Probus says:

    Limbaugh is a racist, sexist and homophobic bigot. Rove has still not recovered from his embarrassing defeat at the hands of the democrats in 2006. His math was wrong.


  98. the fly-man says:

    One is certainly judged by the company they keep. Rush is probably a honorary member of the Federalist society. Follow these clowns right back to Washington and Adams and they are trying to relive the first few presidencies to see if they can actually take more power just like Adams wanted. Rush certainly ads some color to their cartoon existence. What did Rush say he was, a constructionist? Is that an amateur Federalist?


  99. the fly-man says:

    Here is a great article: http://www.commondreams.org/views03/0616-03.htm
    Here is the money quote fo me…
    The Alien and Sedition Acts reflected the new attitude Adams and his wife had brought to Washington D.C. in 1796, a take-no-prisoners type of politics in which no opposition was tolerated.


  100. Largo says:

    Get ready for a full court press of spin and bullshit.


  101. Leftside Annie says:

    Ew. Just ….ewwww.


  102. p0rkmonster says:

    Rush is awesome. Dude is actually funny as hell if you listen to his show.


  103. Dee Lightly says:

    I can already picture how this interview will go:

    Rush: (loud, wet slurping noises)

    Rove: “Oh yeah, just like that, Rush.”

    On second thought, I’m sorry I gave you that image. But guaranteed, you’ll never look at Rush with a cigar the same way again.



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