Fashion article peeves Bush.
The Washington Post reports, “What really gets George W. Bush riled up? Calling him a fashion victim.” After Marques Harper of the Austin American- Statesman wrote a short style piece critiquing Bush’s choice of clothing when he’s down on the Crawford ranch, noting that lately “he’s opted to look more like ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’ than a sweaty, tough ranch hand.” Harper said after the article appeared, the White House called to express its disdain:
Harper received a phone call that morning from White House deputy press secretary Dana Perino, who, Harper told friends, said the president read the article and was unhappy about the way he was portrayed.
Caption Contest:
Chimpy: “Look ‘Riverdance’ - heh, heh”
August 17th, 2007 at 3:21 pmCalling Mr Blackwell!!
August 17th, 2007 at 3:21 pmDoes he practice walking around with his arms out like that? Trying to look like a tough guy.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:22 pmBit of a fluff piece, but I might as well contribute with this embarassing shot:
http://www.littlerubbershoes.com/post/174
August 17th, 2007 at 3:23 pmWhat would you expect from an administation where image is everything?
August 17th, 2007 at 3:23 pmIf he doesn’t like THAT article, he should read what some intelligent commentators have been writing about his LEGACY. He’ll really be mad then!
August 17th, 2007 at 3:23 pmtouchy, touchy, Georgie Boy. You got bigger problems than the way you dress. Figures you’d have Dana Liarino on the case. Slap on your codpiece and a ten gallon and chop some wood or something.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:24 pmOH! SNAP!!
Too bad this clown can’t pay attention to the things that matter.
Christ, I bet he has a subscription to the National Enquirer, too.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:25 pma patriot acting - oh my!
August 17th, 2007 at 3:26 pmActually, it was read to him.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:27 pmBush is a redneck Texan, so he has ZERO class.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:27 pmComment by a patriot acting — August 17, 2007 @ 3:23 pm
I think rubber shoes should appeal to bedwetters and piss-soaked trolls.
But with socks….? Ugh.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:27 pmGolly, times are tough. Even his fashion editor has gone off message. Why didn’t Harper obey the press release Dana sent?
August 17th, 2007 at 3:27 pmCaption Contest :
“What the well-dressed Lying Chimp is wearing this fall…”
August 17th, 2007 at 3:27 pmWhat’s he pissed about? The article could have said the emperor has no clothes.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:29 pmBoo Effin Hoo.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:29 pmHe’s an elitist snob, thru and thru. You can take the boy out of the mansion, but you can’t take the dufus to the ice cream parlor.
“sweaty, tough ranch hand.â€
August 17th, 2007 at 3:29 pmSounds like Mr. Bush is doing gay porn now….
Chimpster, Texas douchebag.
-GSD
August 17th, 2007 at 3:30 pmIt’s no surprise that the libtarded media elite like Harper derogate Bush because they despise his casual way of dressing, his down-to-earth, straightforward demeanor, and his earnest sense of style. That’s why Bush dresses in jeans, with a cowboy hat, and in casual clothing: because he’s humble and unassuming. Now, the Statesman reporter, Harper, obviously demeans everyone (read: most Americans) for dressing casually because to him, only Armani suits and elitist types of Euro-fashions worn by the likes of unAmerican Nancy Pelosi are what suit his leftarded tastes. This derogation by Harper of Bush is just ANOTHER example in the long, relentless line of notoriety by the lib media. This includes personal attacks and ridicule of the president, which totally trespass against the lib media’s alleged duty: to be professional and not take partisan positions in reporting.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:30 pm“Bush is a redneck Texan.”
No, he’s a Connecticut blue-blood preppy frat boy with a speech defect.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:30 pmHe’s an elitist snob, thru and thru. You can take the boy out of the mansion, but you can’t take the dufus to the ice cream parlor.
Comment by RUCerious — August 17, 2007 @ 3:29 pm
Look at the picture at #4. Geez…..
August 17th, 2007 at 3:31 pmComment by Libsaregirliemenwithnoballs — August 17, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
**yawn**
August 17th, 2007 at 3:32 pmThe President won’t listen to advice regarding the economy, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, New Orleans, diplomacy, oil prices, turning the government into an arm of the republican party, global warming, among other things. Yet he has time to pay attention to criticisms of his fashion sense?
August 17th, 2007 at 3:32 pmImpeach Bush, Cheney and Gonzales and Save The Constitution!!!
A Bush fluffer troll comes out of the woodwork to admire Chimpy’s manliness and his Harvard, Yale and prep-school every day guy style.
These Bush trolls would have made great Saddam supporters…jumping around and cheering every time they saw him.
It is pretty pathetic, more pathetic than some lame fashion article.
-GSD
August 17th, 2007 at 3:33 pmCaption Contest: Where’s the shit? I got me some kickin’ ta do! Hey, yall, look at my belt. I’m a regular guy just like you. I got to go clear some brush on this here ranch o’ mine…
PUKE!!!!!!!!!
August 17th, 2007 at 3:33 pmNo hat. No cattle. No ranch.
but he does have a ranch style home.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:33 pmComment by Libsaregirliemenwithnoballs — August 17, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
***double yawn***
August 17th, 2007 at 3:34 pmLook at the picture at #4. Geez…..
Comment by Zooey — August 17, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
BWAHAHAH! No, you can’t go in the car. No, we’re not going for ice cream! Now go get a ball and bounce it off your head…
August 17th, 2007 at 3:35 pmCaption contest
August 17th, 2007 at 3:35 pm“Got a little Captain in you?”
PRESIDENTIAL SOCKS!!!!!!! Oh my god!!!!! Does he have the presidential seal on his underwear too????? Good lord, have mercy!!!!
August 17th, 2007 at 3:35 pm“Bit of a fluff piece, but I might as well contribute with this embarassing shot:
http://www.littlerubbershoes.com/post/174
Comment by a patriot acting”
Yikes! And it looks like he’s wearing a skirt too.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:35 pmhis earnest sense of style.
Is that kinda like his “Ernest goes to camp” style???
August 17th, 2007 at 3:36 pmLibsaregirliemenwithnoballs whines about bush’s fashion sense being mocked, but I’d be willing to bet that it was howling about Edwards $400,000,000 haircut. As usual, republican trolls have two sets of rules.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:37 pmComment by Libsaregirliemenwithnoballs — August 17, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
What’s with the mysogynist handle, there Chuck? Afraid of women by any chance?
August 17th, 2007 at 3:37 pmOff topic, but is anyone else disturbed that there is a blog dedicated to rubber shoes (in a non-porn fetish way)?
August 17th, 2007 at 3:37 pmMaybe if U.S. soldiers looked like East Coast-bred fake Western cowboys too, he’d care about their well-being….
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August 17th, 2007 at 3:37 pmI wonder if there’s a little coke vial with a preZiduncial seal on it.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:37 pmI think the gay cowboy look suits him well,whats all the hubbub bub?
August 17th, 2007 at 3:38 pmCaption contest
“Got a little Captain in you?â€
Comment by squegeeboo — August 17, 2007 @ 3:35 pm
Ooh, hard to beat - must do better.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:38 pm“Does he have the presidential seal on his underwear too????? Good lord, have mercy!!!!
Comment by foolme1ns”
Presidental gerranimals?
August 17th, 2007 at 3:39 pm#19 sums it all up. These rightards TRULY believe that Bush is just an average Joe, looking out for the good of them and the country. Sad…
August 17th, 2007 at 3:39 pmThat’s why Bush dresses in jeans, with a cowboy hat, and in casual clothing: because he’s humble and unassuming.
Comment by Libsmakemefeelinsecure
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s GOT to be sarcasm!!!
August 17th, 2007 at 3:41 pmIs it not obvious after all this time that this fraud poses for all these pictures, just as he poses as a President?
August 17th, 2007 at 3:41 pmComment by Jay Randal — August 17, 2007 @ 3:27 pm
Actually W is a Conneticut Yankee.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:41 pmTerrytheTurtle
Ooh, hard to beat - must do better.
Thats right, be amazed at my caption prowess.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:41 pmOff topic, but is anyone else disturbed that there is a blog dedicated to rubber shoes (in a non-porn fetish way)?
Comment by dim wit — August 17, 2007 @ 3:37 pm
So you’d prefer a rubber shoe blog in a porn fetish way?
And there’s always this site: http://tinyurl.com/2gb8v
August 17th, 2007 at 3:42 pmCAPTION CONTEST: “You put yer right foot in, you take yer right,oops, I mean left, uh-what? why is this game so HARD?
August 17th, 2007 at 3:42 pmUm…Dana…WE DON’T GIVE A CRAP WHAT MR. FAUX TOUGH-GUY THINKS!!
August 17th, 2007 at 3:43 pmActually W is a Conneticut Yankee.
Comment by WaltTheMan — August 17, 2007 @ 3:41 pm
D’ya spose we could send him to King Arthur’s Court?
August 17th, 2007 at 3:43 pmMethinks Sir Lancelot would chop him into bitty coward chunks.
Caption Contest:
Chimpy: “OK, Dick? Which foot now? Dick?”
August 17th, 2007 at 3:44 pmCAPTION CONTEST: “You put yer right foot in, you take yer right,oops, I mean left, uh-what? why is this game so HARD?
Comment by whiteyfresh — August 17, 2007 @ 3:42 pm
August 17th, 2007 at 3:44 pm———————————–
We have a winner!!!!
“Does he have the presidential seal on his underwear too????? Good lord, have mercy!!!!
I’ll be he has it tatooed on his right ass cheek. Or maybe on the small of his back so people can admire when he’s wearing his low riders.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:44 pmhe should wear more brown shirts
August 17th, 2007 at 3:45 pmshweeeeet.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:45 pm:)
Does he practice walking around with his arms out like that? Trying to look like a tough guy.
That’s his way of asserting he is the Alpha Male. True alphas don’t have to assert, they just are.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:46 pmWe have a winner!!!!
Comment by Vet — August 17, 2007 @ 3:44 pm
Second that ! That dope don’t hokey pokey
August 17th, 2007 at 3:46 pmMore brown shirts…
August 17th, 2007 at 3:46 pmasserting he is the Alpha Male
More like the Epsilon Faux Male.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:47 pm…maybe on the small of his back so people can admire when he’s wearing his low riders.
Comment by Richard Blair — August 17, 2007 @ 3:44 pm
The pres has a ‘tramp stamp?’ well, I guess that WOULD make sense-he’s been whoring himself out to Corporations, Cronies,and China for some time now…
August 17th, 2007 at 3:48 pmThe President seems to care about all the right things, like fashion, and disregard all those unimportant things, like, oh, um the inundated destruction of an American city and the impoverishment of great swaths of this nation’s people.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:48 pmYeah, humble people run around lecturing people about how they are ‘The Decider’.
Really humble.
-GSD
August 17th, 2007 at 3:50 pmSo we can expect a Presidential season of ‘What not to wear’ coming to an idiot box near you.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:50 pmBushie is NOT a Texan, he just plays one on his ranch. He was born in New Haven, Connecticut. A privileged, spoiled, dumb rich white boy.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:51 pmThere’s just something about a guy who’s into fashion and coodpieces.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:52 pmHey, #19, that’s some mighty fine Chimp Fluffing. What was the flavor of the Chimp droppings today?
August 17th, 2007 at 3:52 pmLadies and gentlemen, the President of the United States. Let’s give him a big hand.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:53 pmConnecticut Cowboy. This guy is such a loser he has a press secretary call up the writer? Man. What a p**sy. If I was the writer I would have told Dana Perino to f**k off, that first amendment is a bi*ch ain’t it.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:54 pmdo you like how its name(#19) links to the HuffingtonPost? WTF is up with THAT?
August 17th, 2007 at 3:54 pmBWAHAHAH! No, you can’t go in the car. No, we’re not going for ice cream! Now go get a ball and bounce it off your head…
Comment by RUCerious — August 17, 2007 @ 3:35 pm
I knew that would be your reaction!! :-D
August 17th, 2007 at 3:55 pmComment by gummitch — August 17, 2007 @ 3:42 pm
August 17th, 2007 at 3:55 pmall right……Thats two f*cked up shoe sites in one thread.
thats more than I can handle.
My caption: “Karl, you got a real purty mouth. Now squeal I said!”
August 17th, 2007 at 3:56 pmdo you like how its name(#19) links to the HuffingtonPost? WTF is up with THAT?
Comment by whiteyfresh — August 17, 2007 @ 3:54 pm
It was saying stupid shit on another thread, while linked up to johnkerry.com. It thinks it’s clever.
**eyes rolling**
August 17th, 2007 at 3:58 pmIt’s no surprise that the libtarded media elite like Harper derogate Bush because they despise his casual way of dressing, his down-to-earth, straightforward demeanor, and his earnest sense of style. That’s why Bush dresses in jeans, with a cowboy hat, and in casual clothing: because he’s humble and unassuming.
Comment by Libsaregirliemenwithnoballs — August 17, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
Humble and unassuming? WTF???
Stop the train, noballs… Duh-bya is a privileged New England preppie from a family worth multiple hundreds of millions, if not billions, of dollars. The whole “working-man, Texas accent” nonsesne is just that - complete nonsense. This man’s entire presentation to the world is a sham, just like his presidency.
August 17th, 2007 at 3:58 pm#69 ~ reminds me of a certain Ruprecht in “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels”///
August 17th, 2007 at 3:59 pmDammit Dumbya, in the next 30 to 35 days of your usual August and early September vacations, you have plenty of time to correct those fashion faux pas. Just ignore the terror memos and any large hurricanes that might be headed your way.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:01 pmDo we have to tell you everything, man?
What do they think of the sock he stuffs down his pants?
August 17th, 2007 at 4:01 pmnames of those making these comments are recorded for future reference.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:04 pmHas he broken the record for Presidential vacation days yet?
August 17th, 2007 at 4:04 pmI don’t give a crap about what Bush wears. I care only about his actions as a public servant. In my opinion, he is one of the worst in our nation’s history.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:05 pmNeoCON singing: And you can tell by the way I use my walk
August 17th, 2007 at 4:07 pmI’m a man’s man: no time to talk
Music loud and men warm, I’ve been kicked around
Since I was born
And now it’s all right, it’s okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The NeCon fake effect on man
maybe on the small of his back so people can admire when he’s wearing his low riders.
Comment by Richard Blair — August 17, 2007 @ 3:44 pm
That’s so Jeffy Lube can remember who he is packing.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:10 pmComment by Libsaregirliemenwithnoballs — August 17, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
Funny. That’s not what your ex was saying as she coddled mine 12 years ago. No wonder she went lesbian directly after “eyeing” yours.
(Sorry folks, but sometimes you gots to fight fire with fire)
Back on topic:
The Thief in Charge reads?
August 17th, 2007 at 4:10 pmHuh. Whoda thunkit?
Well, at least he’s reading the important stuff, like fashion, and not bothered with petty stuff like suicide rates among army personal, or the bombings in Iraq.
Cut the guy some slack. Its not easy getting dressed when you cannot see your reflection in a mirror.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:11 pmThis derogation by Harper of Bush is just ANOTHER example in the long, relentless line of notoriety by the lib media. This includes personal attacks and ridicule of the president, which totally trespass against the lib media’s alleged duty: to be professional and not take partisan positions in reporting.
Comment by Libsaregirliemenwithnoballs — August 17, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
Ha ha! Critiquing Bush’s clothing selection is a personal attack? Oh dear God. You’ve lost it.
Anyone who purchases a Texas “ranch” months before winning the presidential election so that he can, in the eyes of America, look macho, tough, middle America, and “one of the guys” deserves what he gets.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:11 pmIt is better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Fool.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:11 pmHe looks like he has a pair of culottes on–women wear them golfing. I can believe he has the seal of the US on his socks.
This clown wears very expensive, custom made suits by a tailor a few blocks from the WH. I read an article about him–his suits are between $2500-4000 a pop. This same tailor made his father’s suits also.
In that picture where he is sporting his crocs, he looks like a girl in a school uniform–maybe that was the look he was going for.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:12 pmCaption:
“No you didn’t get me! You said Green Light! Mommy!!!”
August 17th, 2007 at 4:13 pm‘Floods’ and cowboy boots
August 17th, 2007 at 4:14 pmOh sweet Jeebus, he’s wearing PRESIDENTIAL SEAL SOCKS with his high tech clogs.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:14 pmCaption contest:
“Make…my…day!”
“Are my sleeves short enough? Do they show my “guns”?
“Somebody call Brownie and get his opinion on my ‘look.’ He got good advice during that Hurricane Katrina thing.”
August 17th, 2007 at 4:14 pmCaption Contest:
I’m baaaaaad…. I’m Nationwide….
My apologies to those other Texas boys, ZZ Top.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:15 pm#69 ~ reminds me of a certain Ruprecht in “Dirty Rotten Scoundrelsâ€///
Comment by RUCerious — August 17, 2007 @ 3:59 pm
Corks on the dinner table….
August 17th, 2007 at 4:17 pmThis is the best Caption Contest EVER!!! I can’t stop laughing.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:17 pmCaption contest:
Bush: “Is the front of my shirt straight?”
Aide: “No, sir, the part that is buttoned is crooked.”
Bush: “I’m The Decider, and I say it’s straight!”
Aide: “Whatever.”
(Gosh, I wonder if Bush will cry when he reads our caption contests?)
August 17th, 2007 at 4:19 pmThis is the best Caption Contest EVER!!! I can’t stop laughing.
Comment by Vet — August 17, 2007 @ 4:17 pm
You must have missed “The Onion Ring Incident.” :D
August 17th, 2007 at 4:19 pmChimpy is reading fashion reviews this summer instead of the Presidential Daily Brief that warns “Bin Laden Determined to Strike in America”.
Keep up the lame work you useless putz.
-GSD
August 17th, 2007 at 4:20 pmThat’s why Bush dresses in jeans, with a cowboy hat, and in casual clothing: because he’s humble and unassuming.
LOL Oh damn I need to change my pants now.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:20 pmCaption Contest: That damn Laura! First she packs my pants that don’t fit…then she fergets to pack the iron. I gotta find me a quaint document to piss on!
August 17th, 2007 at 4:20 pmCrocs for a crock.
-GSD
August 17th, 2007 at 4:20 pm“I love these new fangled short sleeve shirts.”
August 17th, 2007 at 4:21 pm(Gosh, I wonder if Bush will cry when he reads our caption contests?)
Comment by WC — August 17, 2007 @ 4:19 pm
Faiz will get a call from Dana Perino. :-D
August 17th, 2007 at 4:21 pm“Look, my Tiger Woods impression.”
August 17th, 2007 at 4:22 pmNote his left arm is longer than his right.
Common among Chimps & earlier primates, or those homo sapiens practicing frequent masturbation.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:22 pmCaption Contest:
“You think I look tough now. Just wait until someone on the Internets posts a picture of me wearing my Crocs.”
August 17th, 2007 at 4:23 pmMessage to the president and Dana Peroxide: BOO F***ING HOO If that walking display of arrested development had his feelings hurt by a fashion critique. If that punk Motherf***er wants to portray himself as some kind of tough guy who claims to sleep well ins spite of all of the lies he’s told and families he’s helped destroy than he better act like his skin is thick enough to match his impermeable head.
in short, he needs to grow the f*** up
August 17th, 2007 at 4:23 pmGeorge W. Bush is a redneck in the same sense that Marie Antoinette was a shepherdess. You can dress him up, but he’s still a phony. And he knows it, hence the sensitivity.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:25 pmcaption:
(left foot, right foot, left foot now scowl, left foot or was it right, damn)
August 17th, 2007 at 4:26 pmIt’s the picture you don’t see that would be priceless. W raiding Laura’s closet for a little slip and some heels. A little lipstick. Then he’s off to Karl’s Guest Cottage.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:26 pmComment by Zimzone — August 17, 2007 @ 4:22 pm
That or his Texas swagger is much exaggerated…
August 17th, 2007 at 4:26 pmCaption Contest:
Chimpy: “What? Tony, I left my codpiece on the bed, fetch it will ya?”
August 17th, 2007 at 4:26 pmThe jokes are pretty good in here today, but I have a question.
Doesn’t ANYONE find it just a LITTLE disconcerting, that the White House Deputy Press Secretary is calling a fashion magazine in what could only be deemed a threatening manner, about an article in the free press about CLOTHING?
Doesn’t ANYONE see a problem with this, or is it just me?
August 17th, 2007 at 4:26 pmHe reads???
August 17th, 2007 at 4:28 pmHe looks like a macho boy to me.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:28 pmRemember that scene in BraveHeart when the King of England comes back to find his son playing dress-up and throws his lover out the window?
Bush is overly concerned with fashion. But what would you expect from a cheerleader, now really?
August 17th, 2007 at 4:28 pmCaption Contest:
August 17th, 2007 at 4:28 pm“Dag, in this 100 degree heat, these damn sansabelt slacks have melted into the crack of my a**. “
Caption Contest:
August 17th, 2007 at 4:29 pm“Freakin’ Secret Service…hiding my bike again!”
He doesn’t read newspapers. Liars.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:30 pmAll hat and NO cattle. Yep, he’s our preznit. makes you sorta proud doesn’t it? Hand me that bucket will ya hon?
August 17th, 2007 at 4:31 pmFaiz will get a call from Dana Perino. :-D
Comment by Zooey — August 17, 2007 @ 4:21 pm
I’m personally hoping for a 15 minute discussion on Fox with the headline at the bottom of the screen reading:
“Is blog-based ridicule of President Bush’s wardrobe responsible for this week’s stock market volatility?”
August 17th, 2007 at 4:31 pmDuring the middle of a war, with Americans dying in Iraq, possible revolution in Pakistan, threats of war with Iran, an impending recession where thousands of Americans are losing their homes, and a couple dozen other serious issues, our President is on vacation in Crawdad Texass, pulling weeds, and his Deputy Press Secretary is calling SMALL MAGAZINES and STRONG ARMING THEM over a freaking FASHION PEICE!!!!!!
Does ANYONE see just a small problem with this?
August 17th, 2007 at 4:32 pmComment by LIL SERF — August 17, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
In the context that this man has control of the deadliest arsenal of weapons in history and does so, yes. He is in the ‘bunker’ now… very dangerous times are likely.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:32 pmBuckaroo, good to hear from you!
Caption:
August 17th, 2007 at 4:33 pm‘Condi, I know you’re hiding in my bush!’
“No, he’s a Connecticut blue-blood preppy frat boy with a speech defect.”
So true. You left out “dry drunk,” though…
He’s no more a Texan than Tony Blair.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:34 pmCaption Contest:
August 17th, 2007 at 4:34 pm“Someone up at the ranch house said there was a Cindy Sheahan here to meet me and talk about the war. I’ll show her.”
Does ANYONE see just a small problem with this?
Comment by LIL SERF — August 17, 2007 @ 4:32 pm
August 17th, 2007 at 4:35 pm—————————–
I’m sure everyone here, except the trolls, see a HUGE problem with this. The picture is just too damn funny to pass up - plus a lot of us spend a LOT of time expressing our anger about the many, many, many problems with this regime every day on this site - so a little levity should be forgiven.
Comment by Libsaregirliemenwithnoballs
Your signature hyperlink points to Huffington Post! Hahahahaha!!! I think I’ll click it and send Arianna a little ad revenue to fund her Progressive agenda!!! Wheeeee!
August 17th, 2007 at 4:36 pmComment by socrates — August 17, 2007 @ 4:28 pm
Read my #10.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:36 pmRemember that great sitcom “Green Acres” in which Mr. Douglas would wear suits when he did farm work? The locals would give names to each suit, like “plowing suit” or “milking suit” based on what task he was performing.
Which outfit is Bush wearing???
August 17th, 2007 at 4:37 pmI’m scared Terry. Wall Street is in a crisis.
And this President, the man who took a 1.6 TRILLION dollar surplus that Bill Clinton handed him, and SQAUNDERED IT, divying it up in TINY INSIGNIFICANT amounts, (300 and 600 dollars) and just handed it out to the people in his first few months in office and THEN, he took us into war spending 700 BILLION dollars that we didn’t have and counting, , this President, is wallowing away the hours pulling weeds in the squalor that is Crawdad, while the country collapses around him.
I’ve been worried for a while, but for the first time, I’m actually scared.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:37 pm#19 What a bizarre take.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:37 pmI suppose he liked the way he looked in his cheerleader uniform. And #19, are you conservathugs so far up Bush’s ass that you have to defend his fashion sense too? Good god how pathetic.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:38 pmRemember that great sitcom “Green Acres†in which Mr. Douglas would wear suits when he did farm work?
Comment by WC — August 17, 2007 @ 4:37 pm
Yea but Bush reminds me more of Mr Haney.
:|
Or Ebb.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:39 pmOh yes, LIL SERF, there is much to be worried about. I think this fashion nonsense is very much part of the overall danger. Bush is and always has been inadequate. He has the thin skin of a coward. But he also had the money and connections to force people to like him and fawn over him. Now he has the power of the most powerful nation and he is the same weak little coward that can’t stand it when people make fun of him.
He is concerned about his image of being weak. Like the old joke about the mute and the preacher and the stolen collection plate. “He says you don’t have the balls to pull the trigger!”
I am afraid that Bush will do something very, very stupid before he is thrown out of office, just to prove that he has the balls to push the button.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:39 pm#132.
Hahaha! I was thinking more of Arnold Ziffle.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:40 pmI have that paper here in my recycle bin. It wasn’t just about Bush, there was fashion comments about LBJ and Reagan too.
It was in the Life and Arts section, not exactly front page. I’m surprised that someone even read that article to the President that ‘doesn’t read the papers’.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:41 pmCaption Contest:
“Damn, I just hate that under arm sting I get after shaving.”
August 17th, 2007 at 4:41 pmnames of those making these comments are recorded for future reference.
Comment by joseph Hill — August 17, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
You, sir, may bite me.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:41 pmso a little levity should be forgiven.
Comment by Vet — August 17, 2007 @ 4:35 pm
Oh I’m not criticizing the levity Vet. I’m the first to crack a joke. Heck I encourage it.
I just didn’t see any comments pointing out the absolute INSANITY of the WHITE HOUSE, calling a local magazine to pressure them over a freaking FASHION article during a time of so called war.
But you guys are exceptionally funny today, which always makes my day.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:41 pmventing is a good thing
August 17th, 2007 at 4:43 pmCaption Contest:
Chimpy: “Why do I walk like this? Keeps the pit stains off my shirt, Poindexter”
August 17th, 2007 at 4:45 pmthis is shure a sheer blouse…. do my nipples show?
August 17th, 2007 at 4:46 pmHe is concerned about his image of being weak.
Comment by nanlichi — August 17, 2007 @ 4:39 pm
You’re right.
Any REAL man like he’s trying to pretend to be would have just shrugged it off and said “SO?”.
But not Bush.
He brings the full weight of the White House down on a small newspaper to silence the fashion critique.
Its BIZARRE. I mean really BIZARRE.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:46 pmHahaha! I was thinking more of Arnold Ziffle.
Comment by Republicans Can’t Govern. — August 17, 2007 @ 4:40 pm
Arnold could turn on a TV all by himself, which is a hell of a lot more than this President, who must have aides produce a DVD of the day’s news for him to watch, can do.
Maybe Bush is like the Monroe Brothers, who were incompetent and could never finish any project they started. ‘Cept they were much more comical.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:49 pmHahaha! I was thinking more of Arnold Ziffle.
Comment by Republicans Can’t Govern. — August 17, 2007 @ 4:40 pm
Yea but wasn’t Arnold the pi…..
:o
aahhh, I see.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:49 pmComment by LIL SERF — August 17, 2007 @ 4:46 pm
I’m actually surprised that Mom and Pop Bush haven’t chimed in once again to say how upset they, too, get when someone is critical of their boy.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:50 pmnames of those making these comments are recorded for future reference.
Comment by joseph Hill
Print the list out, fold it neatly, hold it in your right hand, then shove it all the way up your posterior elbow deep. Leave it there with your head.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:51 pmA pig that can turn on a television. Now that’s comedy, people!
August 17th, 2007 at 4:51 pmhowdyou like my velcro belt buckle?
August 17th, 2007 at 4:52 pmLike any good narcissistic sociopath, the Great Fascist Chickenhawk has his priorities well in order.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:53 pmnames of those making these comments are recorded for future reference.
Comment by joseph Hill — August 17, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
Good.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:54 pmYou guys are right. Bush is more like Arnold. At least their vocabulary is similar.
Cheney’s Mr Haney, because he’s always selling us something he claims is working that is completely broken.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:54 pmHe brings the full weight of the White House down on a small newspaper to silence the fashion critique.
Its BIZARRE. I mean really BIZARRE.
Comment by LIL SERF
“That makes sense to me, don’t it?â€
August 17th, 2007 at 4:56 pm~ George W. Bush, 2006-06-06
Here’s Haney Cheney;
“today and today only I can offer you my new fangled super charged 100 percent biodegradable terrorist discomboobalator,….. for the low low price of only 650 billion dollars…. tax not included…”
August 17th, 2007 at 4:57 pmI can’t believe this… he READS???
August 17th, 2007 at 4:57 pmnames of those making these comments are recorded for future reference.
Comment by joseph Hill — August 17, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
Is it for quality assurance purposes?
August 17th, 2007 at 4:58 pmIt’s no surprise that the libtarded media elite like Harper derogate Bush because they despise his casual way of dressing, his down-to-earth, straightforward demeanor, and his earnest sense of style. That’s why Bush dresses… [blah blah blah blah].
Spewed by Libsaregirliemenwithnoballs — August 17, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
ROTFL!
“Media elite”, “derogate”, and “earnest sense of style” — bahahahahahah!!!
August 17th, 2007 at 4:58 pmDana Perino must be so proud of her job as Bush’s fashionista police chief.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:01 pmDoes he practice walking around with his arms out like that? Trying to look like a tough guy.
Comment by margaret — August 17, 2007 @ 3:22 pm
What you are seeing is the patent-pending Waco Texas Redneck Swagger. It is performed by anyone from the vicinity of Waco and/or have attended Baylor U.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:01 pmI’d think that his mom should be the one pissed off. Do you really think Bush dresses himself?
August 17th, 2007 at 5:03 pmIs it for quality assurance purposes?
Comment by KELSO
probably like the message we SHOULD hear every time we make a phone call now.
**click*click** This call may be monitored or recorded to insure the highest quality of your Patriotism.**click*click**
August 17th, 2007 at 5:03 pmAnd by the way, while the economy is falling on its ass, Americans are dying in Iraq, and Pakistan is facing an overthrow that will put nukes in Bin Ladens hands, and Bush is off walking the runway in Crawdad, Russia and China are as we speak, performing ANOTHER series of joint tactical war games, this time in Russia.
The Chinese Russian alliance is getting ready to defend Iran, and maybe even to drive us out of Iraq.
Watch.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:04 pmI hate it when the derogate stuff too.
lol
August 17th, 2007 at 5:07 pmMommaBabs says Garanimals never go out of style
August 17th, 2007 at 5:09 pmBoo-hoo!!!
It would be nice if American journalists had the balls to tell Dumbya’s lackeys to go Cheney themselves, but courage is in short supply in the corporate media these days.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:10 pmComment by LIL SERF — August 17, 2007 @ 5:04 pm
The rod up your butt must have a rod up it’s butt.
Thanks Steph.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:15 pmBush was a *male cheerleader* in prep school/college. At least his father (hardly a paragon of macho) played baseball.
I don’t understand why the Dems haven’t worked the cheerleader angle as a response to the ridiculous haircut/fashion jibes thrown out at Gore, Kerry, Edwards, etc.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:16 pmThe rod up your butt must have a rod up it’s butt.
Thanks Steph.
Comment by hellinabucket — August 17, 2007 @ 5:15 pm
???
August 17th, 2007 at 5:16 pmCaption contest:
Let me see ya take a walk with me.
Just walk with me.
Take a walk with me. C’mon,
And make your neck work.
Now freeze.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:17 pmCAPTION CONTEST:
“Karl was right: these boots keep my knuckles from draggin’ when I walk.”
August 17th, 2007 at 5:18 pmTest
August 17th, 2007 at 5:22 pma comment from a radio show.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:28 pmConsider himself lucky to be able to express his view. In the future, if he’s seen wearing prison garb, he won’t have an easy time complaining to the fashion police.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:36 pmHe should invite his pants down to meet his shoes.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:38 pmCaption contest: “Hey look Laura! Ima Moonwalkin!”
August 17th, 2007 at 5:39 pmAnd why is this important, other than to ridicule the so-called press and the so-called president???????
August 17th, 2007 at 5:41 pmCaption Contest: “I call this my ‘Walter Brennan stride’… heh heh
August 17th, 2007 at 5:42 pmAll Belt Buckle - No Conscience.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:45 pmCaption Song: I wanna Be A Cowboy
I Wanna Be A Cowboy
Boys Don’t Cry
Riding on the range,
I’ve got my hat - on,
I’ve got my boots - dusty.
I’ve got my saddle
On my horse.
He’s called….T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
(woman’s voice)
Riding on the chuck wagon,
Following my man.
His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
Looking like a hero,
Six-gun at my side,
Chewing my tobacco.
Out on the horizon,
I see a puff of smoke.
Indians on the warpath,
(Indian voice) White man speak-em with forked tongue.
Or not.
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
My name is Ted,
August 17th, 2007 at 5:48 pmAnd one day I’ll be dead yo yo
#44
Comment by WaltTheMan — August 17, 2007 @ 3:41 pm
The people of Conneticut have nothing to be proud of considering their pathetic laws that protect children from child predators. George Bush being born in that state should be considered one of their prouder moments.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:57 pmHe’s unhappy about the way the article portrayed his lack of fashion sense… but typical GWB, he isn’t unhappy enough to do anything about it (aside from bullying people into ignoring it).
Remember, as the God-Emperor, GWB makes no mistakes. The mistake lies in all of us, instead.
August 17th, 2007 at 5:59 pmWonder if he dresses any different now than when he was snorting. Probably avoided darker clothes back then…. showed less overflow.
August 17th, 2007 at 6:11 pmBush has been quoted as saying he doesn’t read newspapers - which I always assumed was the reason why he seems so woefully underinformed on national and world issues. But lo and behold, it turns out he does take note of Harpers Magazine fashion commentary. Perhaps we can rephrase the Iraq war etc., in terms of “ill-fitting suits” and “fashion suicide” or something so he can understand what’s going on over there? Just a thought.
August 17th, 2007 at 6:20 pmnames of those making these comments are recorded for future reference.
Comment by joseph Hill — August 17, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
OK, Get it right, that’s
Ragnar Ulysses Cerious,
August 17th, 2007 at 6:23 pm666 Devil’s Food Cake Court
Hades, Earth.
Wait a minute…..He’s more upset about an article about his choice in clothing than he is about the article where he proclaimed himself that not only could he not speak french but that he didn’t speak english very well????
August 17th, 2007 at 6:24 pmhe does take note of Harpers Magazine fashion
Nah, some flunky in the basement saw this article, figured he’d score some brown nose points, sure enough, it worked.
August 17th, 2007 at 6:25 pmyeah, the people of Connecticut are real proud of the Deserter-In-Chief’s cheerleading career. Texas can have that fool, they have the room and the attitude for him.
August 17th, 2007 at 6:31 pmToo bad we just can’t call up bush and say we are unhappy with the way he governs. Thats a bit more important than fashion.
August 17th, 2007 at 6:33 pmWhich outfit is Bush wearing???
Comment by WC — August 17, 2007 @ 4:37 pm
The shiteating ignoramus one, as usual.
August 17th, 2007 at 6:34 pmnames of those making these comments are recorded for future reference.
Comment by joseph Hill — August 17, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
and promptly lost by Michael Brown.
August 17th, 2007 at 6:36 pmActually W is a Conneticut Yankee.
Comment by WaltTheMan — August 17, 2007 @ 3:41 pm
That reminds me of the King of the Hill episode when the gang teases Hank for being born in NYC. I imagine some real Texans regard W in a similar manner…
August 17th, 2007 at 6:39 pmI thought he looked like a guy in a 70’s gay porn film.
He probably would consider that a compliment.
It is nice to know something that gets his (pet) goat.
jack jett
August 17th, 2007 at 6:45 pmhttp://www.jackejett.com
Bush noticing that article on his fashion sense is so gay….
gay, gay, gaydie, gay.
August 17th, 2007 at 6:49 pmNot that there’s anything wrong with that!
August 17th, 2007 at 6:49 pmYou would think that he would be too busy for this type of concern.
No, wait, that’s Dick Cheney that’s busy. I’ll bet Dick takes only 10% of the vacation time that Dickless does.
August 17th, 2007 at 7:14 pm“sweaty, tough ranch hand.â€
Sounds like Mr. Bush is doing gay porn now….
Comment by dim wit — August 17, 2007 @ 3:29 pm
August 17th, 2007 at 7:18 pmBecause of a comment by a gay reporter? ;)
Bush’s next saturday address:
“We are not amused. We demand that the miscreant who spread this sedition be arrested at once! We will countenance no criticism of the royal cowboy garb.”
August 17th, 2007 at 7:29 pmthe bigger the buckle, the smaller the……….
August 17th, 2007 at 7:46 pmbush would look a lot better in prison garb.
August 17th, 2007 at 7:55 pmSecond the motion
August 17th, 2007 at 8:07 pmnames of those making these comments are recorded for future reference.
Comment by joseph Hill — August 17, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
Just make sure you spell my name right, ok?
That’s Z-0-0-E-Y, of the San Diego Zookeepers — not the San Francisco Zookeepers.
August 17th, 2007 at 8:13 pmThat’s his way of asserting he is the Alpha Male. True alphas don’t have to assert, they just are.
Comment by che — August 17, 2007 @ 3:46 pm
According to Ludeman and Erlandson, alpha males tend to fall into one of four types:
Commanders. Intense, charismatic leaders who set the tone, mobilize the troops and infuse an organization with energy without necessarily getting into details. (They cite George Bush, Carly Fiorina and Donald Trump as examples.)
From CNN, the most trusted name in news!
http://www.cnn.com/ 2007/ US/ Careers/ 04/ 16/ cb.alpha/ index.html
August 17th, 2007 at 8:17 pmYou all are the greatest….I managed to laugh with out spitting untill I got to the #197 by maryhaze, should of known better,,” the bigger the buckle the smaller the” made me spray my monitor with coffee..Good one..
For the tiny black hearted little troll’s that are keeping score I am weighing in..Be sure and make triple copies, you know how good(not ) home land security is and the justice dept with gonzo in charge will “not recall”..Please let heir leader in charge of brush (only) he dresses and act’s like a sniveling bumble, is the worst president ever and only 26% of the other lousy dressers like him…Blessings all.
August 17th, 2007 at 8:21 pmAll true American Cowboys should be filing a defamation of collective character suit against this phony ass puke.
August 17th, 2007 at 8:25 pmFor willfully inflicting irreperable harm to the image of their group.
Treble damages, not payable in Paraguayan currency.
Good one RUCerious…I think the wacko girlie man that hold’s hand’s with princes in dresses should dress up in a burka…It would suit him better and we woulden’t have to look at his ugly beak and phoney dress up..Blessings
August 17th, 2007 at 8:32 pmYou have got to be kidding me.
August 17th, 2007 at 9:03 pmDude, the cat in CD’s bar set puked up better looking stuff than that photo.
Caption Contest; “when I find that horse I’m waterboarding him”
August 17th, 2007 at 9:09 pmLet me get this straight: Out of all the articles about the war in Iraq, the war in Afghanistan, Global Warming, Subprime mortgages, and the erosion of civil rights in America, the president reads one about how he’s dressing down on the ranch and that gets him so riled up that he has his people complain.
What the….? Is this idiot living in a bubble or what!!!!
August 17th, 2007 at 10:05 pmLike anyone gives a shit about what Perino has to say about anything.
August 17th, 2007 at 10:11 pm-I take up a lot of room…my brain doesn’t
August 17th, 2007 at 10:29 pmthree things…
August 17th, 2007 at 11:28 pm1. remember when Stevie Nicks had her “people” call David Letterman and told him to stop making jokes about her? Yeah, cokehead crazy at the time.
Same deal with boy George.
2. Robert Caro’s book on Lyndon Johnson described the Texas Johnsons as men who could “strut sitting down.” LOL!
3. the idiot son thinks he’s staring in his own movie, but he’s a worse “acting president ” than Ronnie R.. In conclusion Bush is the worst kind of politician, he wanted to get elected to “be somebody”, not “do something.” Horrible Horrible human being.
Reagan was a much better president that Bush by many orders of magnitude.
When the budget got out of balance, Reagan raised taxes, Bush won’t.
When Lebanon turned bad, he got out. Bush won’t get out of Iraq.
Reagan had no foreign policy fiasco anywhere near as bad as Iraq.
There really is no comparison
August 18th, 2007 at 12:18 amHey, Dana Perino, how do you spell sychophant?
August 18th, 2007 at 12:28 amPS - Hey Rich, when you say “Reagan was a much better president that Bush by many orders of magnitude…”, you do know that Ron Jr never became President…
If you’re talking about his dad, the dottering old fool who tried to “trickle” us to death, he was just a lying old gasbag surrounded by evil puppeteers. Bush is just an evil, lying dumbass - and his puppeteers just as eveil and almost as dumb.
August 18th, 2007 at 12:35 amBush reads newspapers?
August 18th, 2007 at 12:48 amI just can’t understand why Deputy Secretary Dana Perino thought that Bush’s reaction to the article should be reported to the author. Is this a customary thing to do? If not, what in the world made Perino think the author cared about Georgie’s comfort level?
August 18th, 2007 at 1:13 amWhat is that all about? Is that a veiled threat?
Very odd.
Kuycha
“If you’re talking about his dad, the dottering old fool who tried to “trickle†us to death, he was just a lying old gasbag surrounded by evil puppeteers. Bush is just an evil, lying dumbass - and his puppeteers just as eveil and almost as dumb.”
I think your point of view risks understating just how bad Bush is. He is the most incompetent and prevaricating president ever. He is impervious to reality and the country has suffered as a result.
I am not arguing that Reagan was a good president, but he was nowhere near as bad as Bush. It’s not even close, and their respective records demonstrate that.
August 18th, 2007 at 1:18 amThat’s why Bush dresses in jeans, with a cowboy hat, and in casual clothing: because he’s humble and unassuming. Now, the Statesman reporter, Harper, obviously demeans everyone (read: most Americans) for dressing casually because to him, only Armani suits ……are what suit his leftarded tastes.
Comment by Libsaregirliemenwithnoballs — August 17, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
Oh, yes, Bush, the guy who tells the super-r