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Rumsfeld book greeted with ‘tepid’ interest.

A “well-placed industry source” tells the New York Post that former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld “has received only tepid interest from a handful of publishers.” Rumsfeld is re-tooling the book, and “he now plans to make it a full-blown autobiography rather than simply a treatment of his six years in the cabinet.”



44 Responses to “Rumsfeld book greeted with ‘tepid’ interest.”

  1. Empire Burlesque says:

    If there are no pictures to color or pages that fold out, Repubes won’t be the least bit interested.


  2. RUCerious says:

    Doesn’t matter, it’ll all be a pack of lies and embellishments of a failed bureaucrat.
    Tales of Brave Donnie and the Generals who let him down.


  3. GSD says:

    My Life as a Military Failure, by dandy Don Crumbsfeld.

    -GSD


  4. Menehune says:

    Even the intended audience for this book knows that it will contain warmed over tripe. All the good stuff is “secret”.


  5. Sharon says:

    Will this be on an end cap, toilet paper isle at Wal-Mart.?….Blessings


  6. Zimzone says:

    he now plans to make it a full-blown autobiography…

    Full blown?
    Did Gannon work with Rummy, too?


  7. upside00 says:

    Maybe he will donate the first signed copy to the Arroyo Seco, NM library. I am sure they will LOVE to have that in the shelves.


  8. Zooey says:

    Will this be on an end cap, toilet paper isle at Wal-Mart.?….Blessings
    Comment by Sharon — August 17, 2007 @ 11:42 am

    Probably a great doorstop. :D


  9. margaret says:

    Will this be on an end cap, toilet paper isle at Wal-Mart.?….Blessings

    Comment by Sharon — August 17, 2007 @ 11:42 am

    If you can’t find it there, you might find it over in the garden department with the other fertilizers.


  10. Scott Fraser says:

    to be retitled… If I Did It… by Don Rumsfeld


  11. Wayne says:

    Probably a great doorstop. :D
    Comment by Zooey

    Or a bug swatter.


  12. Sharon says:

    Good Morning Ladies. Well at least we have given the troll’s a detailed map of where to go to find their most recent book on rep, crap….LOL…Blessings


  13. Nachos of Justice says:

    Perhaps I could buy it from Amazon, paired “Better Together” with Economist.com’s “Resign, Rumsfeld” issue at a smashing price.

    Go me, the bulk/comparison shopper.


  14. RUCerious says:

    Will this be on an end cap, toilet paper isle at Wal-Mart.?….Blessings
    Comment by Sharon — August 17, 2007 @ 11:42 am

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Great one Sharon!!


  15. Empire Burlesque says:

    Or a bug swatter.

    Comment by Wayne — August 17, 2007 @ 11:52 am

    Or land fill… land fill is good.


  16. LibTeenie says:

    Why do the lefties even bother shaking in their boots over this book, its not as if any of them can understand a concept that strays beyond, “Bush lied PEOPLE DIED!”

    Stick to Archie© cartoons, people.


  17. joe cantwell says:

    there’s always regnery. they don’t pay well but they pay.


  18. joe cantwell says:

    Comment by LibTeenie — August 17, 2007 @ 12:06 pm

    so easy to piss you people off!


  19. Trent Steel says:

    Comment by LibTeenie — August 17, 2007 @ 12:06 pm

    I don’t detect any shaking just the same the same lack of interest in the gentleman’s book.

    Betty vs Veronica is such a difficult one. I quess I’ll go with Midge


  20. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    Can anyone imagine how hard it would be for Rummy to write a book? I mean to have to figure out the known knowns, unknown knowns, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns and then to figure out how to ask himself the best questions and then to figure out how to answer those questions in the most obtuse manner in order to maintain the string of disinformation and lies MUST be a brutal task. I’m exhausted just thinking about it.


  21. Zooey says:

    No wonder Rummy looks ancient, and needs assistance walking — he’s exhausted from overseeing the ghost writing of his book.


  22. missmolly says:

    “has received only tepid interest from a handful of publishers.”

    Well, you go to publishers with the book you have, not the book you want to have.


  23. missmolly says:

    “Why do the lefties even bother shaking in their boots over this book”

    Comment by LibTeenie — August 17, 2007 @ 12:06 pm

    The shaking you see comes from our laughter…


  24. PatrioticLiberalChristian(PLC) says:

    missmolly

    *Applause* Bravo, nicely done.


  25. Zooey says:

    The shaking you see comes from our laughter…
    Comment by missmolly — August 17, 2007 @ 12:19 pm

    The trolls will never get it!!


  26. Sharon says:

    Geees, now the slow leaker troll’s think our “making fun of” comment’s show worry…Maybe we need to ask the rummer’s publisher to include a small dictionary along with his crummy book…2 fer as it were…..That’s it, a crummy along with a rummy, fit for troll reading all the time..

    Thank’s RUCerious…How ya doing.? Good to read you here….Blessings


  27. LibTeenie says:

    The shaking you see comes from our laughter…

    So you DO finally understand the Archie© comics?

    *Applause* Bravo, nicely done.


  28. Alan-MT says:

    Libteenie: *Applause* Bravo, nicely done.

    Right back at em, teeners, good job.


  29. Sharon says:

    Missmolly, priceless……Blessings


  30. dbadass says:

    So you DO finally understand the Archie© comics?

    Comment by LibTeenie — August 17, 2007 @ 12:24 pm

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/new_archie_graphic_novel


  31. OxyCon says:

    If Rummy is that hard up for cash, he could get Regenery to publish his book, then the right wing welfare machine can kick in and buy it by the palette load so they can give it away for free on Newsmax.


  32. Trizza says:

    “Mr. Rumsfeld, how well do you believe your book will sell?”

    “As we know, There are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know There are known unknowns. That is to say We know there are some things We do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, The ones we don’t know We don’t know.”


  33. margaret says:

    OxyCon – and then they can say it’s a bestseller! Sounds like you know the tricks they play in the publishing world!


  34. a patriot acting says:

    Waste of time. Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra did it first!


  35. Trizza says:

    “Mr Rumsfeld. critics will say your book is filled with lies and distortions. What is your response?”

    “You’re going to be told lots of things. You get told things every day that don’t happen. It doesn’t seem to bother people, they don’t—
    It’s printed in the press. The world thinks all these things happen.
    They never happened. Everyone’s so eager to get the story before in fact the story’s there. That the world is constantly being fed things that haven’t happened. All I can tell you is, it hasn’t happened. It’s going to happen.”


  36. Trizza says:

    And then there this gem……

    “I believe what I said yesterday … I don’t know what I said, er, but I know what I think, and … well, I assume it’s what I said.”

    No wonder he can’t find a publisher.


  37. RUCerious says:

    This book will be a best seller in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.”


  38. Marie says:

    It won’t sell to repugs unless it has a centerfold picture of a bomb exploding over a city.


  39. Marie says:

    With God peering over the clouds at the scene.


  40. Marie says:

  41. upside00 says:

    #31
    If Rummy is that hard up for cash, he could get Regenery to publish his book, then the right wing welfare machine can kick in and buy it by the palette load so they can give it away for free on Newsmax.

    Comment by OxyCon — August 17, 2007 @ 12:39 pm

    You mean like they do for ann coultergeist’s little ranting gems? I think they are now paying people to take them and use them as toilet paper.


  42. theswan says:

    Imagine rumsfeld talking about rumsfeld? Oh my.


  43. dixie blood says:

    I will not buy this asswipes book!!!


  44. Probus says:

    Rumfeld is the worst defense secretary we have had in our history. He didn’t provide the troops with the body armor and uparmored humvees they needed. He was wrong about the insurgency, the cost of the war, and how long the war would take.



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