Rove: My ‘Worst’ Mistake Was ‘Saying Something Unkind’ To A Colleague
Rove: My ‘Worst’ Mistake Was ‘Saying Something Unkind’ To A Colleague
Today, Karl Rove gave a media interview at an IHOP in Waco, Texas. During that interview, he says that now is not the “time for regrets.” The one instance he concedes was a mistake was when he said “something unkind” to a co-worker:
He was alternately emotional and nostalgic, clinical and unbowed, but rarely introspective, saying, “There will be time for regrets; there will be things that I didn’t do as well as I should have, there will be things that I’ve left undone.”
He only described one regret in particular: “I remember having a conversation with a colleague — I want to say not only a colleague, but a very close friend — and responding out of frustration at the end of a seemingly long, continuing dialogue that turned into an argument, and saying something unkind, and it was the worst I ever felt at the White House. I later apologized to him for it.”
Rove expressed a similar lack of introspection in a recent Wall Street Journal interview. When asked about his mistakes, he said, “I’ll put my feet up in September and think about that.”
According to the New York Times write-up of the interview, Rove never once mentions the Iraq war, which he promoted as a member of the White House Iraq Group. Nor does he address his role in leaking the identity of covert CIA operative Valerie Plame. Regarding the U.S. attorney scandal — in which he helped draw up the list of fired prosecutors — he simply states, “Everything was handled appropriately.”
Disappointingly, the closest he comes to actually revealing any differences with President Bush is admitting that he thinks that Barney, the President’s Scottish terrier, “is a lump.”
“…admitting that he thinks that Barney, the President’s Scottish terrier, “is a lump.â€
Coming from a turd, perhaps he’s expressing his feelings of kinship…..
August 18th, 2007 at 3:57 pmi keep hoping satan will call in the marker on rove’s soul early… is that too much to hope for…?
And, yes, I DO take it personally
August 18th, 2007 at 3:57 pmMore disappointment for the moonbats, how sad.
August 18th, 2007 at 3:58 pmHe called me a child molesting homosexual.
Just for the record.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:01 pmRove is a “lump”.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:06 pmYou did a great job, Karl!
Yo will be missed.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:06 pmRove is a waste of skin.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:07 pmPsychopaths don’t engage in introspection.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:10 pmMore disappointment for the moonbats, how sad.
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 3:58 pm
Huh?
August 18th, 2007 at 4:11 pmNo, your worst mistake was having your boyfriend, Gannon, for overnight stays at the White House. It’ll come out soon enough, doughboy.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:12 pmScrew you Karl.
Why haven’t you paid your taxes for the company you operate in Texas? Huh? Huh?
August 18th, 2007 at 4:13 pmLike his boss, Rove simply refuses to acknowledge error. “Mistakes? What?”
August 18th, 2007 at 4:16 pmBarney may be a lump, Karl, but he’s my lump. The one I like to milk every morning when I’m away from the ranch and my favorite milk horse.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:17 pmhe looks like a pig.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:19 pmKarl
Did you read the story about Mr. Candy Ass getting his panties in a wad because an Austin newspaper thinks he’s dressing like “Walker, Texas Ranger?”
Too bad you won’t be around to tamp those stories down anymore. Maybe we’ll also find out how long he’s been wearing a wire to deliver his speeches!
August 18th, 2007 at 4:20 pmGood for Karl “The Architect” Rove for admitting nothing to libtards and progressive varmint that they can use to taint him with further. Since “mistakes” are a subjective matter, it’s great that Rove will further frustrate libtards with his refusal to admit “wrongdoing.” This will drive already unstable libtards and progressive schizoids into further apoplectic states, as the best way to peeve a libtard is to deny that Rove or Bush ever did anything wrong! I will now list what Rove has done right, and from this list, it’s easy to see why Rove had such a hard time admitting to anything wrong. Thanks in part to Rove the US has: been spared more terror attacks domestically, recovered from the Clinton-Gore recession, moved the Supreme Court center-right, brought down the deficit, and cut Al-Qaeda leadership by 70 or more percent. This list of feats is only a small part of what he achieved. If anything, libtards should apologize to Rove for character assassinating him fanatically.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:25 pmRove’s worst horrific mistake is participating in genocide for OIL. Fabricating LIES to the American people so they would go along with it – send their children to fight.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:26 pmAn IHOP in Waco?
The guys got class allright.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:26 pmCan I post yet TP?
August 18th, 2007 at 4:27 pmI just want to kiss Honorable Karls turdblossom!
Karl shoud get the medal of Frydumb!
August 18th, 2007 at 4:28 pmThe hallmark of a TRUE PSYCHOPATH the inability to have a conscience about the pain and suffering he has caused others. His ersatz remorse at saying an “unkind” word to a colleague is for his own ego more than the pain he caused the colleague. We have a man here whose carreer has been built upon fraud of the highest and most felonious order.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:28 pmBTW: Has anybody heard there is a RUN ON COUNTRYWIDE BANK? We haven’t seen runs on banks since the Great Depression.
And the worst thing that Mr. Lumpy said? “I’ll be taking charge from now on”.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:29 pmAnyone else notice how the conservative water carriers just love to use the term “lib-tard”?
Isn’t it ironic that if one were to use the same sentiment for Re-publicans, you’d end up with “re-tard.” Retard… Sounds shoe sure fits.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:30 pmHallucination on display in #16
August 18th, 2007 at 4:32 pmWhat’s to be upset about? They are all beginning to drift into oblivion. With each passing day this unpleasantness comes closer to an end. Forget them as history will.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:33 pmKarl shoud get the medal of Frydumb!
Comment by Lie Berator — August 18, 2007 @ 4:28 pm
And the Croix de Poulet-Faucon, too!!!
Let the Freedom Fries flow! Chow down while they’re pipin’ hot, wingers!
August 18th, 2007 at 4:34 pmMAKE WAY FOR THE BUSH-ROVE-WOLFOWITZ-GREENSPAN GREAT DEPRESSION. No wonder Tony Snow-Job is bailing out.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:36 pmThere is at this moment a run on CountryWide Bank. Monday will tell whether or not CountryWide will survive or declare bankruptcy.
http://www.americablog.com/2007/08/run-on-banks-in-la-as-its-time-to-pay.html
If anything, libtards should apologize to Rove for character assassinating him fanatically.
Comment by Pelosigetsnosexevenfromhusband — August 18, 2007 @ 4:25 pm
Competition for stupidest troll is also heavy around here, but my vote goes to this idiot, who also thinks that mine safety should be left in the hands of mine owners.
As Richard Reeves notes in this column, Rove really accomplished nothing beyond helping Bush get elected, regardless of what the troll seems to think actually happened in DC.
Pretentious Mr Rove
It’s true that the Left has demonized Rove but we’ve given him far too much credit for machinations behind GWB. He’s never been anything but a hack political consultant.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:37 pmThe career of Karl Rove (so far) has taught us two things:
–Republicans cannot win without injecting massive amounts of DECEPTION into the political equation. If they lie and scare people enough, Republicans can bugger their way into power for brief periods.
–Republican political techniques have only short-term efficacy. The very deceptions and tricks they use to get into power eventually cause revulsion in normal people.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:38 pmRove looks like a fatted tick and all but the most drooling mentally retarded conservative psychopath knows he’s been a parasite on America. Maybe Bush got his Lyme Disease from Herr Roverer?
August 18th, 2007 at 4:38 pmEh, should be “always heavy”.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:38 pmIf anything, libtards should apologize to Rove for character assassinating him fanatically.
Comment by Pelosigetsnosexevenfromhusband
Nice name by the way….would you like to start the apologizing?
August 18th, 2007 at 4:39 pmRove is a criminal, so he has no remorse about anything.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:41 pmIHOP in Waco! Now we know how he keeps that pale, porcine, puke puss of his in “shape.”
August 18th, 2007 at 4:43 pmLet the Freedom Fries flow! Chow down while they’re pipin’ hot, wingers!
Heh. Bad news IHOP is fresh outta food from filling Karls slop bucket.
Good News Waco citizens lose weight!
Good News IHOP stocks rise after huge influx of cash from Waco!
Bad News Karls transportation had four blow-outs due to excessive loading at IHOP!
August 18th, 2007 at 4:43 pmGood for Karl “The Architect†Rove for admitting nothing to libtards and progressive varmint that they can use to taint him with further -PGNSEFH
Are you kidding? IHOP + Rove?
This is SatNiteLive material!
August 18th, 2007 at 4:46 pmSo Rover eats slope at IHOPs > no wonder he has fat pudgy cheeks > lol.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:47 pmCouldn’t wait on this one. I’m sure TP interns are hard at work getting ready to post this but until then. How is this for news?
Congressman Baird sees need for longer U.S. role in Iraq
http://www.theolympian.com/news/story/192500.html
U.S. Rep. Brian Baird said Thursday that his recent trip to Iraq convinced him the military needs more time in the region, and that a hasty pullout would cause chaos that helps Iran and harms U.S. security. “I believe that the decision to invade Iraq and the post-invasion management of that country were among the largest foreign-policy mistakes in the history of our nation. I voted against them, and I still think they were the right votes,” Baird said in a telephone interview from Washington, D.C. “But we’re on the ground now. We have a responsibility to the Iraqi people and a strategic interest in making this work.” Baird, a five-term Democrat, voted against President Bush ordering the Iraq invasion — at a time when he was in a minority in Congress and at risk of alienating voters. He returned late Tuesday from a trip that included stops in Israel, Jordan and Iraq, where he met troops, U.S. advisers and Iraqis, whose stories have convinced him that U.S. troops must stay longer.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:50 pmMeanwhile, back in the civilized world, real Presidential strategerizer and image man, Michael Deaver, is dead.
Deaver was Reagan’s image guy.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:50 pmKarl doesn’t like Barney because he’s the only thing in America he doesn’t have a shot at controlling. He can send him off to die for oil in Iraq. He can’t wire tap him. He’s not a little boy so he can’t molest him. He may have a good chance at getting him elected POTUS though. If he could get a chimp elected then why not a dog?
August 18th, 2007 at 4:52 pm“I believe that the decision to invade Iraq and the post-invasion management of that country were among the largest foreign-policy mistakes in the history of our nation. I voted against them, and I still think they were the right votes,†Baird said in a telephone interview from Washington, D.C.
What he really said was adults will have to take over the mess the Boy Emperor created and clean it up for him.
One could always ask the question, “If things are going so well, why are hard-core Bushinistas bailing from SUNKEN ship like crazy?
Glub… glub… glub…
August 18th, 2007 at 4:55 pmMike Deaver a great American! God’s speed to him and prayers for his family.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:55 pmActually Frank J, that is what Powell called the pottery barn rule. You break it you buy it. We are now the proud owners of a country of 25 million muslims with a jobless rate of 50-70%
Doesn’t the thought of that welfare state just warm your soul?
August 18th, 2007 at 4:57 pmBut he didn’t say that did he? The Reid, Pelosi, Murtha surrender plan he has rejected and since no Democrat has offered an alternative other than quitting, he must be waiting for Fred Thompson to come in January 09 and kick Islamo ass.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:57 pmComment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 4:50 pm
Like I have been saying for months, no one (Democrat or Republican) is serious about troop withdrawal. America has to stabilize Iraq in order to prevent an all out, full-blown, pan-Muslim, genocide (the likes of which no one has ever seen). All of this is because of the savagery and barbarism that Islam has propagated in Middle Eastern people.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:57 pmKarl Rove is his own mistake.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:59 pmhe must be waiting for Fred Thompson to come in January 09 and kick Islamo ass.
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 4:57 pm
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Aren’t all Americans?!
August 18th, 2007 at 4:59 pmMy ‘Worst’ Mistake Was being an architect of a disastrous war which killed 1 million Iraqis
August 18th, 2007 at 4:59 pm.
August 18th, 2007 at 4:59 pmAmerica has to stabilize Iraq in order to prevent an all out, full-blown, pan-Muslim, genocide (the likes of which no one has ever seen). All of this is because of the savagery and barbarism that Islam has propagated in Middle Eastern people.
Comment by Liberator — August 18, 2007 @ 4:57 pm
Indeed, worse than Nazi Germany… okay, scratch that. Worse than Cambodia… okay, scratch that. Worse than Stalinist Russia… okay, scratch that. Worse than… worse than… hmmm…
August 18th, 2007 at 5:00 pmhe must be waiting for Fred Thompson to come in January 09 and kick Islamo ass.
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 4:57 pm
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Aren’t all Americans?!
Comment by Liberator — August 18, 2007 @ 4:59 pm
Has anyone here ever demanded the trolls take drug tests? Jes’ askin’…
They appear to be hallucinating.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:01 pmKR: I’ll have the rooty tooty fresh and fruity.
Waitress: Your expecting Mr Gannon to join you?
KR: Yes, and could you bring me a few cups of lard from your kitchen, I m quite sure Jeffy will need lubing.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:03 pmLike I have been saying for months, no one (Democrat or Republican) is serious about troop withdrawal. America has to stabilize Iraq in order to prevent an all out, full-blown, pan-Muslim, genocide (the likes of which no one has ever seen). All of this is because of the savagery and barbarism that Islam has propagated in Middle Eastern people.
Comment by Liberator — August 18, 2007 @ 4:57 pm
Repeating the same batsh!t ignorant opinion for months doesn’t make it any less batsh!t ignorant.
There are so many stupid ideas packed into that paragraph that it’s almost a work of art.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:05 pm#44: The Reid, Pelosi, Murtha surrender plan he has rejected and since no Democrat has offered an alternative other than quitting, he must be waiting for Fred Thompson to come in January 09 and kick Islamo ass.
I see. So, in our view, any plan that does not involve more senseless killing, more billions of wasted dollars, more recruitment opportunities for Islamic terrorists, and worsened worldwide opinion of the United States is tantamount to “surrender” and “quitting.” Sorry if I’m not buying that truckload of manure.
What, in particular, do you think Fred Thompson will do that will be so fantastic? Invade Iran? Invade Syria? Institute the draft? Drop some nuclear bombs on Mecca? Double the size of Gitmo? How, exactly, do you think this will be effective against terrorism?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:05 pmhe must be waiting for Fred Thompson to come in January 09 and kick Islamo ass. Comment by Frank J
Bwhahaha. Whats he gonna do pose in front of a camera and read a hollywood script?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:05 pmHas anyone here ever demanded the trolls take drug tests? Jes’ askin’…
They appear to be hallucinating.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 5:01 pm
It’s not a good kind of hallucination, either. Probably some particularly loathesome mushroom.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:06 pmm quite sure Jeffy will need lubing.
Comment by Lie Berator — August 18, 2007 @ 5:03 pm
Jeffy Lube??? Not… gonna… sleep… well tonight, or keep dinner down for that matter.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:07 pmMission Nearly Accomplished
“It’s best that you be leavin’, Karl,”
Said Richard with his custom snarl.
“I’m on my way. Don’t worry, Dick.
Election’s coming. Must be quick.
I’ll find another way to screw ‘em.
They won’t know what happened to ‘em.”
“You know your orders? Got the plan?”
said Dick as he gave Karl his hand.
“Yes, Sir, I’ve got the plan right here.
My mission, Sir, is very clear:
To rove this land from sea to sea,
And finish off democracy.”
*******
Also, my Jon Stewart defense spoof:
http://www.massachusettsobserver.com/spoof.htm
August 18th, 2007 at 5:07 pmLike I have been saying for months, no one (Democrat or Republican) is serious about troop withdrawal. America has to stabilize Iraq in order to prevent an all out, full-blown, pan-Muslim, genocide (the likes of which no one has ever seen). All of this is because of the savagery and barbarism that Islam has propagated in Middle Eastern people.
Comment by Liberator — August 18, 2007 @ 4:57 pm
You rented 300 didn’t you?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:07 pmFred Thompson can distract the press by having his wife expose her boobs. That is about the only thing the guy can offer > lol.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:07 pmhe must be waiting for Fred Thompson to come in January 09 and kick Islamo ass. Comment by Frank J
Will Mrs Thompson do a special “patriotic” pole dance at the inaugeral?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:08 pmBwhahaha. Whats he gonna do pose in front of a camera and read a hollywood script?
Comment by Lie Berator — August 18, 2007 @ 5:05 pm
Is he the one that smells manly? He’s tall, I know that. There’s nothing that gets a conservative’s knickers damp like a tall southerner. “Ooooh, he’s so manly! He should be our Leader.”
August 18th, 2007 at 5:08 pmIt’s not a good kind of hallucination, either. Probably some particularly loathesome mushroom.
But magic mushrooms are the best ….lovely
August 18th, 2007 at 5:11 pmFred Thompson can distract the press by having his wife expose her boobs. That is about the only thing the guy can offer > lol.
Comment by Jay Randal — August 18, 2007 @ 5:07 pm
Here’s an interesting question for ya… who’s got the bigger pair of boobs working for ‘em?
Mrs. Thompson or Bush???
Answer below….
Bush – Cheney and Gonzalez…
August 18th, 2007 at 5:11 pmIs he the one that smells manly? He’s tall, I know that. There’s nothing that gets a conservative’s knickers damp like a tall southerner. “Ooooh, he’s so manly! He should be our Leader.â€
Comment by gummitch — August 18, 2007 @ 5:08 pm
Isn’t Carrot Top from the south? And is he tall?
Really, could we do any worse with Carrot Top?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:11 pmWhat, in particular, do you think Fred Thompson will do that will be so fantastic?
Fred will secure the borders, kill the terrorists and punch the hippies.
He will not fight a PC war against Islamo Fascism as Bush has done. And he certainly won’t run away to Okinawa as the Democrats want to do.
He will fight as Reagan did against the Soviets a borderless war. No sanctuary for the Islamists, including Pelosi’s friends in Iran and Syria.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:11 pmgummitch > the one they think smells nice is Mitt Romney. They also think he has a wide back they want to lay on > lol.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:12 pmFred will secure the borders, kill the terrorists and punch the hippies.
He will not fight a PC war against Islamo Fascism as Bush has done. And he certainly won’t run away to Okinawa as the Democrats want to do.
He will fight as Reagan did against the Soviets a borderless war. No sanctuary for the Islamists, including Pelosi’s friends in Iran and Syria.
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 5:11 pm
Okay… this troll needs to be tested for sustance abuse now.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:13 pmFrank > Thompson is married, so he will NOT date you.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:14 pm#45: Like I have been saying for months, no one (Democrat or Republican) is serious about troop withdrawal.
This is simply false. A number of Democrats are serious about troop withdrawal. No one thinks this can be done overnight; but that’s hardly the sane as not being serious about troop withdrawal. A favorite Republican straw man is to say that anyone who doesn’t want to pull ALL our troops out RIGHT NOW is somehow not serious about withdrawal.
America has to stabilize Iraq in order to prevent an all out, full-blown, pan-Muslim, genocide (the likes of which no one has ever seen).
This is idiotic on several levels. It shows a profound ignorance of history (read up on genocides in Nazi Germany, Cambodia, Sudan, and Rwanda before you make a moronic statement like yours), and it implies that the U.S.’s current strategy is in the process of “stabilizing” Iraq, which it most assuredly is not. The U.S. is a destabilizing force in Iraq, and will continue to be as long as we are there.
All of this is because of the savagery and barbarism that Islam has propagated in Middle Eastern people.
So, Islam itself is “savage” and “barbaric”? Tell me, sir, how is it that you, who advocate war and all the destruction and savagery and barbarism and brutality associated with it, are NOT savage and barbaric?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:14 pmHe will fight as Reagan did against the Soviets a borderless war. No sanctuary for the Islamists, including Pelosi’s friends in Iran and Syria.
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 5:11 pm
You are so f*cking stupid.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:17 pmNow there’s two reasons not to ever visit Waco.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:17 pmPunch the hippies? Is this like whack a troll? What are his plans for the yippies, yuppies, Xers, beatniks, Bohemians, straight edgers, feminists, and all other the others Frank doesn’t like?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:19 pm#66: Fred will secure the borders, kill the terrorists and punch the hippies.
Whatever. You’ve clearly been watching too many John Wayne movies.
He will not fight a PC war against Islamo Fascism as Bush has done.
Right. So Thompson will really take the ‘ol gloves off, huh? So what does that entail, Mr. Macho Man? War in Iran? War in Syria? War in Pakistan? Nukes on the holy sites in Mecca? Come on, brother, tell us all your fantasies. You know you want to.
And he certainly won’t run away to Okinawa as the Democrats want to do.
Okinawa?
He will fight as Reagan did against the Soviets a borderless war.
Oooooooooh. Will Thompson wear a cowboy hat, too? How about a coonskin cap?
No sanctuary for the Islamists, including Pelosi’s friends in Iran and Syria.
Right, because inherently, if you TALK to someone, you approve of everything they do.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:21 pmWhen you visit a dictator and don’t ask him why he assassinated the the former President of Lebanon you must appove of everything he does.
The concern about Thompson for the looney left is that he like Bush actually believes the United States is worth defending.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:23 pmFrank:
August 18th, 2007 at 5:23 pmA guy named Fred has as much chance of becoming president of the US as a black man or a woman does. Wait a minute no he doesn’t, they do
The left’s plan to fight Islamo Fascism?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:25 pmThe left’s plan to fight Islamo Fascism?
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 5:25 pm
Let’s start with a rock solid definition of “Islamo Fascism,” shall we?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:27 pmFred might blow up Iran’s one and only gasoline refinery. And if he did how would the moonbats react?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:27 pmFred might blow up Iran’s one and only gasoline refinery. And if he did how would the moonbats react?
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 5:27 pm
More importantly, how would the Iranians react?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:29 pm#75: When you visit a dictator and don’t ask him why he assassinated the the former President of Lebanon you must appove of everything he does.
The logical fallacy in this statement is self-evident. Maybe not to you, Frank, but to anybody who’s ever taken ninth-grade English.
The concern about Thompson for the looney left is that he like Bush actually believes the United States is worth defending.
I don’t doubt that you actually believe this load of horse crap, Frank. So, how should left-wingers be dealt with, Frank? Rounded up and put in concentration camps? After all, they’re all guilty of treason, right? They’re disloyal to the United States, right? Punishable by death, wouldn’t you think?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:29 pmComment by Liberator — August 18, 2007 @ 5:29 pm
So you don’t have a solid definition of Islamo Fascism, is that it?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:30 pmWhen you visit a dictator and don’t ask him why he assassinated the the former President of Lebanon you must appove of everything he does.
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 5:23 pm
How about when you shake hands with a dictator and don’t ask him why he’s killing his own people? Does that mean you must approve of everything he does?
Rummy & Saddam
Hypocrite.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:31 pmComment by Liberator — August 18, 2007 @ 5:30 pm
Mr Pee = Radical Moron
Terminal
August 18th, 2007 at 5:31 pmThe recession began in March 2001…three months into Chimpy’s first term.
It is the Chimpy recession. Clinton and Gore had nothing to do with it.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:31 pmIslamo Fascism: The use of governments to enforce Islamic sharia law on the people. Removing all rights not found in a perverted reading of the Koran and killing all found to be non believers.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:31 pmYou know… The Histories by Herodotus.
Comment by Liberator — August 18, 2007 @ 5:27 pm
I keep telling you, Mr. Pee. Cliff Notes don’t count.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:32 pmI’ll bet he voices more regrets when he’s before a judge in the Hague!
August 18th, 2007 at 5:32 pmThe recession began in March 2001…three months into Chimpy’s first term.
It is the Chimpy recession. Clinton and Gore had nothing to do with it!
August 18th, 2007 at 5:32 pm#77: The left’s plan to fight Islamo Fascism?
First of all, “Islamo Fascism” does not exist. It’s an invention of the American right wing. Islamic fundamentalism and fascism are incompatible ideologies.
If your question is how to fight and prevent acts of terrorism, I’d begin by bringing to justice the people who carry out terrorist attacks, starting with Osama bin Laden. Remember him?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:33 pmLibs can’t tell who is friend and who is foe, so they tip-toe around anything that could possibly be politically incorrect.
Pure Liberalism = Self-Destruction
Comment by Liberator — August 18, 2007 @ 5:29 pm
Mr. Pee/Liberator = Pure Idiocy
I know who my foes are, fool, and the greatest danger is from idiots who think the Constitution is silly.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:33 pmIf anything, libtards should apologize to Rove for character assassinating him fanatically.
Comment by Pelosigetsnosexevenfromhusband —
character assassination? So then, yougetnosexasnoonewillhaveyou, you believe participating in tteason, murder, genocide and the ruination of our country is just fine? Shows what a litter Hitler you are.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:33 pmLet’s start with a rock solid definition of “Islamo Fascism,†shall we?
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 5:27 pm
probably supposed to be “islamo-fanaticism”,
August 18th, 2007 at 5:33 pmbut that’s too many syllables, quite a tongue twister…
…
You’d think that the President’s closet advisor would just honestly admit that his enemies are actually US citizens because they question his inability to truthfully say by name who our real enemies are. His logic is so unbelievably napalmed.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:34 pmYou deal with liberals the way they have been dealt with since 1980. You laugh at them or ignore them.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:34 pmWhen you visit a dictator and don’t ask him why he assassinated the the former President of Lebanon you must appove of everything he does.
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 5:23 pm
I quess that’s why had you visited Nixon you would not of asked of Allende
August 18th, 2007 at 5:34 pmIslamo Fascism: The use of governments to enforce Islamic sharia law on the people. Removing all rights not found in a perverted reading of the Koran and killing all found to be non believers.
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 5:31 pm
Can ya source that, Frankie? Something other than your ass, of course.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:36 pmDid Karl Rove ‘Cut & Run’?!
August 18th, 2007 at 5:36 pm#99: You deal with liberals the way they have been dealt with since 1980. You laugh at them or ignore them.
Like you’re doing, Frank?
Seems to me like you’re scrambling desperately to defend an incoherent right-wing ideology that you cannot define.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:37 pmWhat is the left’s plan to fight Islamo Fascism? Chirp……
August 18th, 2007 at 5:38 pmIslamo Fascism: The use of governments to enforce Islamic sharia law on the people. Removing all rights not found in a perverted reading of the Koran and killing all found to be non believers.
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 5:31 pm
Since the Iranians had a Revolution and installed their own Islamic republic, I guess we can scratch them off that list, huh? Along with all those countries like Morocco, Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan that would have Islamic fundamentalist governments if the people were allowed a democratic vote.
I’m trying to think where on the real Earth anything such as you describe might exist. Oh, wait. It doesn’t.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:38 pm#101: That is most libtarded statement I have heard all day.
So maybe you can explain how Islamic fundamentalism and fascism are compatible ideologies.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:38 pmI’m into the laughing at side of it.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:38 pmIn the wake of the resignation of Karl Rove, most media post-mortems of the architect of the Bush presidency describe his legacy as one of ultimate failure. That is, in the end Karl Rove fell short of his goal to secure a permanent Republican majority monopolizing all three branches of government for the next generation. Instead, he leaves behind a Democratic Congress and an unpopular, enfeebled President Bush.
But those accounts fail to capture the enduring dark cloud that Karl Rove has cast over the American political landscape. His grim legacy is certainly not about public policy (about which he cared little) or even about winning and losing (about which he cared a great deal). No, the indelible mark of Karl Rove is the permanent transformation and debasement of American politics itself.
For the details, see:
August 18th, 2007 at 5:39 pm“The Base Politics of Karl Rove.”
#109: I’m into the laughing at side of it.
If that’s all you were doing, you wouldn’t comment. You’d just quietly sit back and chortle to yourself.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:39 pmSo maybe you can explain how Islamic fundamentalism and fascism are compatible ideologies.
Comment by Jim — August 18, 2007 @ 5:38 pm
Keep in mind this is the bozo who thinks Jerusalem is part of Europe and that the Saudis aren’t Muslim. So “explaining” anything is going to be some form of gibberish about “libtards.”
August 18th, 2007 at 5:40 pmKeep in mind this is the bozo who thinks Jerusalem is part of Europe and that the Saudis aren’t Muslim.
Comment by gummitch
Is he also the one that went to the Ivy League School…Stanford? Or is that one of his buddies?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:42 pmprobably supposed to be “islamo-fanaticismâ€,
but that’s too many syllables, quite a tongue twister…
…
Comment by katy — August 18, 2007 @ 5:33 pm
I wonder if the Muslims have problems with bedwetters like these ignorant trolls?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:43 pm#107: I’m trying to think where on the real Earth anything such as you describe might exist. Oh, wait. It doesn’t.
Exactly. The right wing has created an ideology–called “Islamofascism”–that they think is “the enemy.” Then they attack anyone who questions this by saying, “You don’t know who the good guys and the bad guys are.”
Terrorists are clearly bad guys, but conservatives aren’t particularly interested in bringing them to justice. If they were, they would insist that we send a military force to the Afghanistan/Pakistan border to catch bin Laden. But you don’t hear conservatives clamoring for that, do you? Instead it’s all about Iraq, Iran, Syria, etc.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:43 pmThey work hand in hand. Both use psychological tools to control the control people.
Comment by Liberator
So do ad agencies, but I wouldn’t consider them terrorists.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:44 pmAfghanistan was an Islamic Fascist dictatorship before October 2001 then someone got rid of them but I can’t remember who that was.
Iran is an Islamic Fascist dictatorship. Saudi Arabia is close.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:44 pm#112: Keep in mind this is the bozo who thinks Jerusalem is part of Europe and that the Saudis aren’t Muslim. So “explaining†anything is going to be some form of gibberish about “libtards.â€
I’m beginning to see that. Sorry, I’m new to this particular troll.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:44 pmWhat is the left’s plan to fight Islamo Fascism? Chirp……
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 5:38 pm
Still waiting on you to source that definition, Frankie. If you can’t cite it, it’s a lie!
*crickets chirping*
August 18th, 2007 at 5:45 pmComment by Frank J
What was Iraq considered? Was it Islamo-fascist?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:46 pmIslamo Fascism: The use of governments to enforce Islamic sharia law on the people…
hoo wee… that is some amazing obtusenss…
i mean, the US invades and occupies this country, forces an election,
and what do those occupied people do???
they elect sharia law into effect…
whodda thunkit…
August 18th, 2007 at 5:47 pm.
Afghanistan was an Islamic Fascist dictatorship before October 2001 then someone got rid of them but I can’t remember who that was.
Iran is an Islamic Fascist dictatorship. Saudi Arabia is close.
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 5:44 pm
Since Afghanistan is no longer an “Islamic Fascist dictatorship”, we don’t have to fight that battle, do we? We’ve already established that Iran does not fit your definition, because the Islamic republic was self-imposed.
Saudi Arabia is a monarchy, bozo. But if you want to invade them, feel free to get your troll buddies and go for it.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:48 pmIraq was a neo-Stalinist dictatorship.
Comment by Liberator
Do you agree with this Frank J? Since the question was directed to you. But thanks for your input Lib.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:49 pmRove needs to come clean on a host of issues. Bush invaded Iraq without a plan, now he has no exit strategy to get out of Iraq. Bush should have fired Rove and 5 or 6 other officials who outed Plame’s covert status instead he commuted Libby’s sentence.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:52 pm#119: Iran is an Islamic Fascist dictatorship.
Which I assume is the same as “Islamofascist”?
I get the “Islamic” part. And I get the “dictatorship” part (not technically accurate, but close enough). But the “fascist” part? Nope. I don’t think that you–and all your buddies who throw around the term “Islamofascism”–have any idea what fascism is.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:52 pmI would agree Iraq under Saddam was a neo-Stalinist dictatorship that supported Al Qaeda and other Islamists because of their mutual hatred for Christians, Jews, and western civilization.
If we caught Osama Bin Laden as Bill Clinton could have done in 1998 the war against Islamo Fascism would be over? Why?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:53 pm#125: Iraq was a neo-Stalinist dictatorship.
So, in other words, we are fighting a war not against “Islamofascism,” but against “neo-Stalinism”? And you think it’s LIBERALS who have difficulty defining “the enemy”?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:54 pmFascism is an authoritarian political ideology (generally tied to a mass movement) that considers individual and other societal interests subordinate to the needs of the state, and seeks to forge a type of national unity, usually based on, but not limited to, ethnic, cultural, or racial attributes
August 18th, 2007 at 5:55 pmI would agree Iraq under Saddam was a neo-Stalinist dictatorship that supported Al Qaeda
Comment by Frank J
A stalinist dictatorship supporting a religious extremist group not under their control…..um…you might want to rethink that answer.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:57 pmHe needs to explain what Jennings was doing at the General Services administration making a presentation on how to win seats for the GOP. He must comply with Congressional subpoenas.
August 18th, 2007 at 5:57 pmWe got rid of the neo-Stalinist in three weeks. Since we have been fighting the Islamists of Al Qaeda and Iranian supported thugs. Got it?
August 18th, 2007 at 5:59 pmFascism is an authoritarian political ideology (generally tied to a mass movement) that considers individual and other societal interests subordinate to the needs of the state, and seeks to forge a type of national unity, usually based on, but not limited to, ethnic, cultural, or racial attributes
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 5:55 pm
Frank is this verbatim from Wikipedia? I teach my students to cite sources. Oh and wikipedia is only allowed for background but not as a cited source.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:00 pmThere were no proven ties or any connection between Saddam and bin Laden or al Qaeda.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:03 pmWe got rid of the neo-Stalinist in three weeks. Since we have been fighting the Islamists of Al Qaeda and Iranian supported thugs. Got it?
Comment by Frank J
Ya, I think I got it…..you’re off your rocker.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:04 pmI would agree Iraq under Saddam was a neo-Stalinist dictatorship that supported Al Qaeda and other Islamists because of their mutual hatred for Christians, Jews, and western civilization.
Comment by Frank J
We got rid of the neo-Stalinist in three weeks. Since we have been fighting the Islamists of Al Qaeda and Iranian supported thugs. Got it?
Comment by Frank J
In just two posts, you changes from the position that Iraq was working with al Queda to the position that al queda came in after the Stalinist gov’t was gone…….nice dancing….you should have your own show.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:06 pmSince we have been fighting the Islamists of Al Qaeda and Iranian supported thugs.
don’t forget the SAUDI ARABIAN supported thugs!
August 18th, 2007 at 6:07 pmdon’t want to leave out our buddies the saudis…
…
Told ya Frankie was stupid.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:07 pm#135: We got rid of the neo-Stalinist in three weeks. Since we have been fighting the Islamists of Al Qaeda and Iranian supported thugs.
Don’t forget Sunni insurgents (who commit most of the attacks on U.S. troops) and Shia militias.
OK, so, let me get this straight. We deposed a neo-Stalinist dictator, as part of a war against a nonexistent ideology called Islamofascism. We did this in order to attract Al-Qaeda-type terrorists and “Iranian supported thugs,” which are now wreaking havoc inside Iraq, and so that U.S. troops could die fighting off Sunni insurgents. Can you now explain how you think this is logical?
August 18th, 2007 at 6:10 pm#141: Told ya Frankie was stupid.
I should listen to you more often, Zooey. I needed to find out for myself.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:12 pmIts not logical because as a true liberal your facts are wrong.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:12 pmFrank is this verbatim from Wikipedia? I teach my students to cite sources. Oh and wikipedia is only allowed for background but not as a cited source.
Comment by dbadass — August 18, 2007 @ 6:00 pm
You didn’t think he was going to be able to define it on his own, did you?
Typically, he snipped off the bit he didn’t want: “Various scholars attribute different characteristics to fascism, but the following elements are usually seen as its integral parts: nationalism, authoritarianism, statism, militarism, corporatism, populism, totalitarianism, anti-communism, and opposition to economic and political liberalism. Racism is not a requirement of Fascism.”
Al Qaeda is corporatist? That whole “nationalism” and “statism” thing is a little sticky, as well.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:12 pmTold ya Frankie was stupid.
Comment by Zooey
No need to be so kind, Zooey.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:13 pm#144: Its not logical because as a true liberal your facts are wrong.
Facts, Frank, are by definition correct. It’s your bullshit that’s wrong.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:14 pmI was being kind in calling your delusions facts, my apology.
We have come to the point here that the moonbats don’t believe there is any threat to America and everyone else does. So where do we go from here?
August 18th, 2007 at 6:16 pmI should listen to you more often, Zooey. I needed to find out for myself.
Comment by Jim — August 18, 2007 @ 6:12 pm
Completely understandable. :-)
August 18th, 2007 at 6:17 pm…and this pertinent line from http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fascism (at the end):
Whereas communists are considered left-wing, fascists are usually described as right-wing.
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August 18th, 2007 at 6:18 pmWe have come to the point here that the moonbats don’t believe there is any threat to America and everyone else does. So where do we go from here?
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 6:16 pm
You’re letting that pendulum swing too hard, Frankie. It’s gonna fly off….
August 18th, 2007 at 6:18 pmWe have come to the point here that the moonbats don’t believe there is any threat to America and everyone else does. So where do we go from here?
Comment by Frank J
I will personally apologize to you if you can state someone in this conversation saying that there is no threat to America.
As for going somewhere…I’m getting an aspirin…reading your drivel hurts my eyes.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:18 pmPlease tell us, what “liberal” (as if its a dirty word), has stated we no longer have a threat?
August 18th, 2007 at 6:19 pm#148: We have come to the point here that the moonbats don’t believe there is any threat to America and everyone else does.
This is a straw man. An apparent attempt to climb out of your self-created pit of logical fallacies.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:20 pm#152: I will personally apologize to you if you can state someone in this conversation saying that there is no threat to America.
I for one have explicitly stated that I think Osama bin Laden is an enemy of the United States and should be brought to justice. Interestingly, none of our trolls seem to think this should be much of a priority.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:22 pm“America has to stabilize Iraq in order to prevent an all out, full-blown, pan-Muslim, genocide (the likes of which no one has ever seen).”
Kind of like the Genocide the Bushies will be committing if they get their hands on 80% of the only resource the Iraqi’s have to support themselves. The Genocide they will commit will be eliminating them through starvation and disease. They don’t care one bit about the people in Iraq. All they care about is the oil they are intent on stealing from its rightful owners.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:24 pm“Interestingly, none of our trolls seem to think this should be much of a priority.”
Comment by Jim
Ah, but wait until next year. Then, republicans will suddenly realize Osama’s capture is the Most Important Thing in the World.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:26 pmThe truth is the Bush Administration will never leave Iraq as long as they think they still have a chance at getting their hands on Iraq’s oil. If they knew for a fact that this would never happen, they would leave Iraq post haste. Unfortunately they still think they have a chance to steal Iraq’s oil so they are willing to continue to sacrifice the lives of our soldiers in pursuit of that oil. If I were a parent of a child in Iraq, I would be marching in the streets asking “how many deaths will it take till we know that too many people have died”.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:27 pm#157: Ah, but wait until next year. Then, republicans will suddenly realize Osama’s capture is the Most Important Thing in the World.
You may well be right. Of course, that wouldn’t be a bad thing in itself, since this is what they should have been doing for the past six years.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:28 pmIf we caught OBL tomorrow would the war against Islamo Fascism be over?
August 18th, 2007 at 6:28 pm#148: I was being kind in calling your delusions facts, my apology.
Uh huh.
Note that nowhere has either Frank or Liberator attempted to correct these so-called delusions. I was kind of looking forward to their clumsy attempts to do so, but not enough to feel too bad about it.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:30 pmIf we caught OBL tomorrow would the war against Islamo Fascism be over?
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 6:28 pm
You’re just going to pretend that whole discussion about the ridiculous terminology you’re using never happened, right?
August 18th, 2007 at 6:30 pmIf the moonbats believe there is a threat then how would they define it?
August 18th, 2007 at 6:31 pmLiberals smell bad. They need to take a shower.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:33 pmI corrected your delusion that there is no such thing as Islamo Fascism.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:33 pmSo anyway if you go to a IHOP in Texas you might run into Karl Rove shoving food down his throat? I would walk by him and throw a glass of milk on him or something.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:33 pm#160: If we caught OBL tomorrow would the war against Islamo Fascism be over?
You mean the “war” against the fictitious ideology of Islamofascism?
I think we should put boots on the ground to catch Osama bin Laden. He–and anyone else who has been involved in any terrorist attack or terrorist plot–is an enemy of the United States and should be brought to justice. I don’t believe in inventing boogeymen like “Islamofascists.” I believe in developing a clear and coherent strategy for dealing with real enemies, not your make-believe ones.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:34 pmIf the moonbats believe there is a threat then how would they define it?
Comment by Frank J
Commie-Buddhists. They’re real too.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:35 pmThat was not Saddam’s policy in the 1990s he started spreading cash around to all kinds of Islamic terrorist organizations including Al Qaeda.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:36 pmI corrected your delusion that there is no such thing as Islamo Fascism.
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 6:33 pm
Tsk tsk, Frankie.
You failed to source that definition, didn’t you?
August 18th, 2007 at 6:36 pmEven Pakistan claims that Osama died several years ago of kidney failure. Nobody has seen him since 2003.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:36 pmIn 1997, Seinfeld introduced Americans to the “unvitation.” The unvitation enables the cynical person to seemingly satisfy the demands of social etiquette by extending an invitation to an event or gathering which they know the recipient will – or must – reject.
As we fast forward to 2007, Americans are witnessing Republicans perfect a similar act of social hypocrisy and cynicism: the Unpology. Facing recriminations for ethical failings, racist behavior, sexist statements or outright criminality, this new generation of Republican wrong-doers delivers the facade of apology by uttering obligatory words of remorse devoid of actual regret, contrition – or even an admission of guilt.
For the details, see:
August 18th, 2007 at 6:36 pm“The Unpology: How Republicans Never Say They’re Sorry.”
“You may well be right. Of course, that wouldn’t be a bad thing in itself, since this is what they should have been doing for the past six years.”
Comment by Jim
The Chase for Bin Laden will suddenly consume all republican effort, especially if the surge hasn’t produced positive results. The Capture of Bin Laden will be a sequel that never sees the big screen – at least not as republican production.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:37 pmHi Lips:
August 18th, 2007 at 6:37 pmYou seem pretty sophisticated. Wish to discuss complex issues with insightful folks? I don’t claim to be one but there are some here who are. It’s pretty easy to tell.
Liberals hate Karl Rove because he is smarter than them.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:37 pm#165: I corrected your delusion that there is no such thing as Islamo Fascism.
You did? Maybe you can explain how Al Qaeda (which I assume is an example of an Islamofascist group) is corporatist, or nationalistic, or statist–which are key ingredients of fascism.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:37 pmHow can you tell a liberal? They smell like sh!t.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:38 pm“That was not Saddam’s policy in the 1990s he started spreading cash around to all kinds of Islamic terrorist organizations including Al Qaeda.”
Comment by Frank J —
Ba. lo. ney.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:39 pmClinton failed to capture Laden. He could have prevented 9-11.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:39 pmObviously you don’t know much about Al Qaeda if you need this explained to you. Do you really believe that Al Qaeda is not nationalistic? Statist? That is not a serious claim which makes me wonder if you believe they are a threat to the United States. Do you?
August 18th, 2007 at 6:40 pmIf Laden was an overweight intern he would have nailed it. Alas, Laden was not.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:40 pmComment by Lips
Why Mr. P, your hamper smells like a stockyard, and you talk of other’s odors?
August 18th, 2007 at 6:41 pm“That was not Saddam’s policy in the 1990s he started spreading cash around to all kinds of Islamic terrorist organizations including Al Qaeda.
Comment by Frank J ”
Hey Francine – It would make a much better impression when you say stuff like this if you were to prove it. Link please or some evidence that Saddam every gave money to al Qaeda or any other “Islamic terrorist organization”.
Just because you say it DOESN’T make it true.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:41 pm#169: That was not Saddam’s policy in the 1990s he started spreading cash around to all kinds of Islamic terrorist organizations including Al Qaeda.
This run-on, incoherent piece of crap is false, whether you put the semicolon after “policy” or after “1990s.” There is not, nor was there ever, any documented relationship between Iraq and Al Qaeda. Nor would there have been any reason for such a relationship, as Saddam Hussein wasn’t exactly known for his willingness to share power.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:42 pmSaddam partnered with Al Qaeda and had a friendship with Laden.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:42 pmJust because you say it DOESN’T make it true.
Comment by bilbobaggins
But to Frankie…if Rush says it…it has to be true.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:42 pmBarfly needs to take a shower. He’s a liberal.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:43 pmLips:
August 18th, 2007 at 6:43 pmYour falling a little flat. Why not try a line of “How many libs does it take to…’ gags? Trust me, you’ll slay em
Saddam partnered with Al Qaeda and had a friendship with Laden.
Comment by Lips —
Saddam was friends with Dr. Greg Laden? Who would have known.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:44 pmThe only thing Clinton “got” was an std.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:45 pm“Clinton failed to capture Laden. He could have prevented 9-11.
Comment by Lips”
George Herbert Walker Bush (Bush 41) failed to capture Bin Laden. He could have prevented 9-11.
George W. Bush was issued a memo, while on vacation in August 2001, that Bin Laden was determined to strike in the US. What did he do? He stayed on vacation. George W. Bush could have prevented 9-11.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:45 pmBush let bin Laden go at Tora Bora when he outsourced the job to Afghan warlords instead of letting our troops do it. He was wrong to do so.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:46 pm#186: We executed a neo-Stalinist dictator (Saddam Hussein) and we continue to fight Islamofascists.
If the war is against Islamofascism, why did we attack a country led by a neo-Stalinist dictator?
August 18th, 2007 at 6:46 pmbilbobaggins is a liberal. Ergo, he is a liar.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:46 pmClinton nailed a fat intern. He failed to nail Laden.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:47 pmLips:
August 18th, 2007 at 6:47 pmYou dying out there friend. Go ethnic Go ethnic!
I’m done with this thread. I’m knee deep in the Troll Poop and need to go take a bath.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:47 pmI think Frank, in his inept manner, is trying the old “but Saddam gave money to Palestinian bombers,” ignoring the fact that Saddam gave money to the families of Palestinian bombers who had been driven from their homes by Israeli bulldozers, often in complete ignorance of what their relatives had done – until the bulldozers arrived.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:47 pmAccording to the NIE al Qaeda based in Afghanistan is back to its original strength since before 9-11. This is Bush’s fault.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:47 pm#197: Clinton … failed to nail Laden.
I’m pretty sure it’s “bin Laden,” not “Laden.” It’s kind of like saying “Cain” when you mean “McCain.”
August 18th, 2007 at 6:48 pmbilobobaggins you need a shower not a bath. You smell like sh!t because you are a liberal.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:49 pmIf Bush would have taken the August 2001 briefing seriously he could have taken steps to prevent 9-11.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:49 pm#199: I’m done with this thread. I’m knee deep in the Troll Poop and need to go take a bath.
I’m going to need to be hosed off.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:49 pmLiberals blame everything on Bush. They are failures and need somebody to blame.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:50 pm#206: Liberals blame everything on Bush.
That’s not true. I don’t blame Bush for the fact that Karl Rove is disgustingly fat.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:51 pm9-11 happened when Bush was president. He failed to protect the American people.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:51 pmRove is thin compared to Jim.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:51 pmComment by Lips
Someone should seek help for their unhealthy feces fixation, and stop transfering their pathology onto others.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:52 pmIf Clinton nailed Laden instead of an intern there would have been no 9-11.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:52 pmWell, you know the old saying, “Loose Lips, must be Pip’s.”
August 18th, 2007 at 6:52 pmbarfly suffers from projection because he is a liberal.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:52 pm#209: Rove is thin compared to Jim.
I’m quite svelte, thank you very much.
Not that you’d have any way of knowing.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:52 pmBush closed down the CIA unit that was responsible for finding and killing bin Laden.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:53 pmJim is also quite gay.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:53 pmLips:
August 18th, 2007 at 6:53 pmIt still isn’t working for ya. I suggest self deprecation the last refuge of a poor comic
Clinton defunded the unit that was supposed to go after Laden.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:54 pmExhibit “a”:
“barfly suffers from projection because he is a liberal.”
August 18th, 2007 at 6:54 pmSaddam partnered with Al Qaeda and had a friendship with Laden.
Comment by Lips — August 18, 2007 @ 6:42 pm
Repeatedly disbunked. NEXT!!!
August 18th, 2007 at 6:54 pmClinton defunded the unit that was supposed to go after Laden.
Comment by Lips — August 18, 2007 @ 6:54 pm
A… lie…
NEXT!!!
August 18th, 2007 at 6:55 pmExhibit “b”:
“Jim is also quite gay.”
Comment by Lips
August 18th, 2007 at 6:55 pmSaddam was responsible for 9-11.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:56 pmBin Laden hated Saddam. There never was a relationship.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:56 pmJim is also quite gay.
Comment by Lips — August 18, 2007 @ 6:53 pm
Ah yes, when all else fails, the sexual slur.
Clearly an act of desperation.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:56 pmSaddam was responsible for 9-11.
Comment by Lips — August 18, 2007 @ 6:56 pm
Obvious, DESPERATE lie.
NEXT!!!
August 18th, 2007 at 6:57 pmLaden was good friends with Saddam. They had tea toghether.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:57 pmThat pic at the top of Rove is him laughing at liberals.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:58 pmbarfly suffers from projection because he is a liberal.
Comment by Lips
Speaking of projectionists.
Liberals blame everything on Bush.
Comment by Lips
Speaking of projectionists.
You smell like sh!t because you are a liberal.
Comment by Lips
Speaking of projectionists
August 18th, 2007 at 6:58 pmWhat’s your point?
Comment by Liberator — August 18, 2007 @ 6:57 pm
Jes’ refutin’ troll misinformation, which is clearly a good and necessary task.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:58 pmProbus and Barfly have been intimate together.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:58 pmLaden was good friends with Saddam. They had tea toghether.
Comment by Lips — August 18, 2007 @ 6:57 pm
Kinda like knockin’ down bowling pins. LIE!!! NEXT!!!
August 18th, 2007 at 6:59 pmThe Republic of Stupidity paid $100 to watch.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:59 pmBin Laden hated Saddam. There never was a relationship.
Comment by Probus — August 18, 2007 @ 6:56 pm
“What’s your point?”
Comment by Liberator — August 18, 2007 @ 6:57 pm
A strong contender for Funniest Unintended Humor Post of the day.
August 18th, 2007 at 6:59 pm… Good guess though.
Comment by Liberator — August 18, 2007 @ 6:56 pm
wow… i would have thought even YOU would be offended to be
August 18th, 2007 at 6:59 pmmistaken for the ignoramous childlike trooll droppings of the mouth…
…
Probus and Barfly have been intimate together.
Comment by Lips — August 18, 2007 @ 6:58 pm
More desperation. When losing on the lack of merits in your arguments, go completely irrational.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:00 pmWhat’s your point?
Comment by Liberator
Whats your latest projection?
August 18th, 2007 at 7:00 pmOK, I’m done with the troll fest, since it’s degenerated into brainless name-calling, gay-baiting, and random false statements. It’s been fun. Ta ta.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:00 pmClinton failed to capture Laden.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:01 pmJim is more queer than a wooden nickel.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:02 pmThe Republic of Stupidity paid $100 to watch.
Comment by Lips — August 18, 2007 @ 6:59 pm
Like I said above, when losing BIG, go wacky.
M’thinks the troll is hoping someone will call a nasty name so he can start a poo fight. Don’t take the bait, boys. Let him twist in the wind, ’cause he’s got nothin’. Gittin’ desperate, are we?
August 18th, 2007 at 7:02 pmProbus and Barfly have been intimate together.
Comment by Lips
Speaking of projectionists.
[The irrational debate of Mr P. endless ad hominen attacks.]
August 18th, 2007 at 7:03 pmThere was supposed to be registration by Aug 18.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:03 pmClinton failed to capture Laden.
Comment by Lips — August 18, 2007 @ 7:01 pm
Jim is more queer than a wooden nickel.
Comment by Lips — August 18, 2007 @ 7:02 pm
He’s a roll.. to nowhere.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:03 pmThe Republic of Stupidity has been reported to TP administrators.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:04 pmKarl admits hes a traitor to the GOP by attacking colleagues
August 18th, 2007 at 7:04 pm[The irrational debate of Mr P. endless ad hominen attacks.]
Comment by Lie Berator — August 18, 2007 @ 7:03 pm
Good call, Lie Berator. Exactly what it is. Silly nonsense.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:05 pmLie Berator committed treason. He praises Laden while attacking Bush. Hang him.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:05 pmThe Republic of Stupidity is talking to himself.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:06 pmClinton failed to capture Laden.
Comment by Lips
Karl told George not care about where he was, the GOP could get more votes if the madman ran free. Why does Karl hate America?
August 18th, 2007 at 7:06 pmLook how silly and desperate the trolls get when no one takes the bait!
Embarrassing, weak stuff.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
August 18th, 2007 at 7:06 pmThe GOP will again get more votes in 2008 when Fred Thompson is elected.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:07 pmLie Berator committed treason. He praises Laden while attacking Bush. Hang him.
Comment by Lips — August 18, 2007 @ 7:05 pm
Stop it. Yer killin’ me. I haven’t laughed this hard since Tha Dawg got caught fakin’ it on his “trip to Austin”.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:08 pmThe Republic of Stupidity = Lie Berator
August 18th, 2007 at 7:08 pmI think in the wee hours when Karl is lying in bed, he realizes that he has seriously damaged the republican party, and the very concept of conservatism. For a little temporary power, he squandered conservatism’s chance to prove conclusively that it was a serious alternate to liberalism, (and it’s perceived shortcomings). By abusing the authority his boss was given by the American people, he did more damage to the republicans than Monica ever did to democrats.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:09 pmbarfly is on drugs.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:09 pmLie Berator committed treason. He praises Laden while attacking Bush. Hang him. Comment by Lips
More Projection?
I praise Ron Reagan and the Freedom Fighters!
Good call, Lie Berator. Exactly what it is. Silly nonsense -TROS
Its all he’s got – goofy personal attacks.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:10 pmLips:
August 18th, 2007 at 7:10 pmI’m all out of ideas. Thank God it’s just Anytown USA. Maybe the folks in Schenectady will be more responsive to your comedy stylings. If all else fails try carrying a golf club and saying even dumber sh*t.
I can make The Republic of Stupidity dance like a monkey.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:10 pmPersonal attacks do not change the fact that there was no connection between Saddam and bin Laden or 9-11.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:11 pmShucks… are you me, Lie Berator?
‘Cause if you’re me, than who am I? And if you’re not you, who are you?
I hate it when this happens. It’s like gittin’ out the wrong side of the bed, only 10 times as worse.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:11 pmKarl’s legacy will show him to be a partisan hack, elevated by circumstances that allowed him to wallow in the trough of power long enough to cover this nation in pig shit.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:11 pmdbadass was put on suspension at the school where he taught.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:11 pm“barfly is on drugs.”
Comment by Lips
And yet, your stuff still isn’t funny…
August 18th, 2007 at 7:12 pmSaddam trained the 9-11 terrorists at Salmon Pak.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:12 pmThere will be time for regrets; there will be things that I didn’t do as well as I should have, there will be things that I’ve left undone.†-Karl
Interpretation -
There we be time to FU my FU’s, there will be FU’s that I didnt FU as well as I should, there will be FU’s that I’ve left UNFU’ed.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:12 pmI can make liberals dance like a monkey.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:13 pmTRos has merely pointed out the completely irrational nature of the troll postings here. He has not engaged in name calling, sexual slurs, or any of the like. It serves a definite purpose to refute irrational troll comments.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:14 pmbarfly has no sense of humor because he is an angry, hate filled liberal.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:15 pmYou guys are doin’ a good job of not takin’ the bait. These trolls are desperately tryin’ to start a poo fight and it ain’t happenin’.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:15 pmThe Republic of Stupidity = Empire Burlesque
They both have the same exact links at their handles.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:15 pmSorry, Wayne. That is incorrect. Good guess though.
Comment by Liberator — August 18, 2007 @ 6:56 pm
All trolls are one. You must be proud.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:16 pmI can make liberals dance like a monkey.
Comment by Lips
But you can’t make a permanent republican majority, so suck on the brown nub of defeat.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:17 pmComment by Lips — August 18, 2007 @ 7:12 pm
Like a scratched record…over and over.
“I’ll put my feet up in September and think about that.†-Karl
And the CG would be out of limits causing Karl to flip backwards in his chair, his mass throwing the world into chaos as quakes travel out from his epicenter.
Heh.
/joking
August 18th, 2007 at 7:18 pmSo guys, seein’ as we have these nitwits determined to come here and be fools, what do we do?
They have no point. They only try to cause trouble and disrupt threads.
It does work to simply identify the nature of the comment (ad hominem, irrational argument, etc), but what next?
If we engage on one-for-one name calling, the whole thread goes right into the crapper pronto.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:18 pmThe Dems that were elected in 2006 are Republicans. They all voted for FISA law.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:19 pmquakes travel out from his epicenter.
Heh.
/joking
Comment by Lie Berator — August 18, 2007 @ 7:18 pm
Bjeebus… is THAT what cause that mine collapse???
August 18th, 2007 at 7:19 pmThe Republic of Stupidity engages is gay burlesque shows.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:20 pmThe republicans don’t know how to manage or win wars like in Iraq and Afghanistan. Liberals do.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:20 pmComment by Lips
If you consider dancing the vibrations Mocha Dick, The Albino sperm whale, makes as he walks the plank abandoning the sinking ship Lollygag.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:20 pmIt’s nut a win to cut and run.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:21 pmPresident Fred Thompson.
Deal with it.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:22 pmIf we engage on one-for-one name calling, the whole thread goes right into the crapper pronto. -EB
Thats why I am picking on Karl. The IHOP God of greasy goodness and heart attacks!
August 18th, 2007 at 7:23 pmClinton had clogged arteries from eating at IHOP. Lie Berator is a hypocrite.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:23 pmAs Karl was leaving IHOP, he tripped and fell, and butter came out.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:24 pmPresident Fred Thompson.
Deal with it.
Comment by Lips — August 18, 2007 @ 7:22 pm
Y’all trolls sure do admire the lazy-types, don’t you?
August 18th, 2007 at 7:24 pmIf all else fails try carrying a golf club and saying even dumber sh*t.
Comment by dbadass — August 18, 2007 @ 7:10 pm
There’s one of those that wanders around downtown here. I always thought he looked a little like KKKarl.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:25 pmHillary Clinton is lazy. Fred Thompson is not.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:25 pmPresident Fred Dalton Thompson.
Suck on it, libs.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:26 pmThats why I am picking on Karl. The IHOP God of greasy goodness and heart attacks!
Comment by Lie Berator — August 18, 2007 @ 7:23 pm
Good call. I’m in.
Anybody got any good KKKarl jokes? Time to ante up!
Caption for the photo: “Jeez, Jeff, if you’re still looking for your wristwatch, at least trim your nails…”
August 18th, 2007 at 7:26 pmAs Bill Clinton was leaving IHOP, he tripped and fell, and butter came out.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:26 pmbutter came out.
Comment by Lie Berator — August 18, 2007 @ 7:24 pm
Um, Lie Berator? That wasn’t butter…
August 18th, 2007 at 7:27 pmsniveling, lips. you need help.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:28 pmAh yes, the stench of troll desperation on the afternoon breeze. As repulsive as it is, it smells of Victory!
August 18th, 2007 at 7:28 pmyou need help.
Comment by alp3 — August 18, 2007 @ 7:28 pm
More help than money can buy, alp3, more help than money can buy.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:29 pmUm, Lie Berator? That wasn’t butter…
Comment TROS
It was Jeffy Lube [Oleo/KY spread, I was trying to be kind.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Comment by Lips — August 18, 2007 @ 7:26 pm
Heh, it has no imagination of its own. Bwah.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:30 pmFrank J and its cadre ofright wing Bushite caca-roaches…
…are all desperate…
…and cursed…
…and Rove IS sorry…
…he just doesn’t know it…
…yet…
August 18th, 2007 at 7:30 pmKapn Ahab: Aye yee scurvey dogs, thar he blows off port bow!
Rove: Oh crap, they spotted us. We gotta go Jeff!
August 18th, 2007 at 7:33 pmOh, great. So now some people are thinking that the new warrantless spying law passed by Congress may have given the administration more power than was intended (or even than they asked for). And we have only their assurances that Americans with no connection to terrorists will be safe from unconstitutional intrusion in our lives. Do we have to wait ’til Jan ‘09 to see Bush and Cheney out of office?
August 18th, 2007 at 7:33 pmPresident Fred Thompson.
Comment by Lips
While Bill Maher and Jon Stewart would salivate at the prospective political-humor goldmine represented by a Thompson presidency, he’s got to convince independents to vote for him, and they don’t like him so much.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:35 pmAhab: Who be that in thy beasts craw?
Crew: Aye Kap’ tis not Jonah!
Ahab: What tis ye name boy?
Jeff: Tis me sir, Jeff. Moby Dick swallowed me whole.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:37 pmEvery time I see KKKarl, the words that immediately come to mind are “Dah, dah, dah, dat’s all folks.”
August 18th, 2007 at 7:38 pmEvery time I see KKKarl, the words that immediately come to mind are “Dah, dah, dah, dat’s all folks.â€
I was thinking more along the lines of “I’ll Huff and I’ll Puff and I’ll BloOoOooOw [Jowls flapping] your house down!”
August 18th, 2007 at 7:41 pmsince no Democrat has offered an alternative other than quitting, he must be waiting for Fred Thompson to come in January 09 and kick Islamo ass.
Comment by Frank J — August 18, 2007 @ 4:57 pm
Wow, can Frank J lie or what?
August 18th, 2007 at 7:42 pmHmmm jowls….
August 18th, 2007 at 7:43 pmSuck on it, libs. Comment by Lips
You got breastesses?
Oh, man boobs don’t count.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:43 pmDemocrats everywhere are grateful to Rove’s special math. Democrats everywhere thank Bush for his extremist agenda it allowed us to gain control of Congress.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:50 pm#304: While Bill Maher and Jon Stewart would salivate at the prospective political-humor goldmine represented by a Thompson presidency, he’s got to convince independents to vote for him, and they don’t like him so much.
You’ll never convince the Republican dead-ender crowd of this, though. They think Fred Thompson is some sort of hyper-masculine conservative savior; they think he’s the second coming of Ronald Reagan. The only sense in which this is true is that they’re both actors.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:52 pmCaption Contest:
“Where’s America’s back door, I need to leave now…hahahaha”
August 18th, 2007 at 7:54 pm#311: Democrats everywhere thank Bush for his extremist agenda it allowed us to gain control of Congress.
I’m gonna have to disagree with you on this one, Probus. The Bush agenda has been incredibly damaging to this country and its people. Even if it means a Democratic majority for three decades, it wasn’t worth it.
August 18th, 2007 at 7:54 pmEven if it means a Democratic majority for three decades, it wasn’t worth it.
Comment by Jim #313
It was if (as I surmise)…
…the Bushites are eventually destroyed politically, economically, socially, and spiritually…
…their destruction will be a gift for Progressive people everywhere…
…satan will exact his pound of flesh from the Bush worshippers…
…and their wicked houses will crumble…
…their Karma demands it…
August 18th, 2007 at 8:04 pmEven if it means a Democratic majority for three decades, it wasn’t worth it.
Comment by Jim — August 18, 2007 @ 7:54 pm
I agree, Jim. The price has been far too high — monetarily and in lives lost — and the gutting of our Constitutional rights….
August 18th, 2007 at 8:10 pmSociopaths never admit their crimes as they lack a conscience. Thus rove’s lack of scruples, ethics or instrospection.
Just march him up to the wall and execute him in the same cold blooded way he goes about his criminal life.
August 18th, 2007 at 8:12 pmComment by angryvietnamvet — August 18, 2007 @ 8:12 pm
You’re letting him off too easy. You’ll just put an end once and for all to any suffering he may do for his crimes against humanity. I believe a more fitting punishment would be to lock him up in a maximum security prison (preferably in a state-run facility that doesn’t care much for its criminal population) with a bunch of hard-core mother stabbers and father rapers to live out the rest of his natural life. I believe he would fear that more than being put to death.
August 18th, 2007 at 8:17 pmFred Thompson looks like he might kick ass on a shuffle board court in a nursing home.
That’s about it.
-GSD
As far as Rove is concerned, he is all blubbery leaving the Whitehouse because he knows he is one of history’s losers.
He was blabbing about a “permanent Republican majority” before the 2006 elections…..A lot of good that happy talk did for him and his pack of losers who are departing Washington in droves…..They don’t want to be around for the next Larry Flynt Report that will further expose the Mark Foley, David Vitter Duke Cunningham party.
August 18th, 2007 at 8:18 pmIts said, by trollips, that Bush is blamed for everything. Which is, of course, and absurd statement. He would have to be God to be the buck for such actions. I do give George credit for things now and then, Karl not so much, here is one of them.
President Bush has signed into law the America COMPETES Act, the landmark innovation and competitiveness legislation that outlines investing in basic research and promoting math and science programs to keep the U.S. globally competitive.
Mr P obviously wont be able to take advantage of such an act, Karl may and might need to learn more about numbers [Heh] EnnyHoo we must give credit where credit is due and this is one program that I find worthy of that.
Now, George, I think that the best thing he could do would be to become the Uniter he has claimed to be and suture the deep cut Karl has helped foment in Americas soul.
August 18th, 2007 at 8:21 pmFred Thompson looks like he might kick ass on a shuffle board court in a nursing home. That’s about it.
-GSD
Heh, good one!
August 18th, 2007 at 8:23 pmHe only described one regret in particular: “I remember having a conversation with a colleague — I want to say not only a colleague, but a very close friend — and responding out of frustration at the end of a seemingly long, continuing dialogue that turned into an argument, and saying something unkind, and it was the worst I ever felt at the White House. I later apologized to him for it.â€
I wonder if he’s talking about Bush himself here. Because, frankly, I can’t see him apologizing to anyone else in the administration.
August 18th, 2007 at 8:23 pmI wonder if he’s talking about Bush himself here. -Wayne
I was thinking the same thing, that he was talking about \/\/
Why would a person call a dog a lump? Makes no sense.
August 18th, 2007 at 8:30 pmwayne s. -
“…a seemingly long, continuing dialogue…”
nah, not dubya…
August 18th, 2007 at 8:31 pm…
oh, well, there is that “seemingly”…
August 18th, 2007 at 8:32 pm…
My second to the last short story had a scene at an IHOP. Speaking of my writing career . . . weren’t we? No? Carl who? Hmmm… that reminds me of my novel . . .
August 18th, 2007 at 8:35 pm*sniff *sniff*
August 18th, 2007 at 8:36 pmWhere has my little Pee troll ium gone?
Why would a person call a dog a lump? Makes no sense.
Comment by Lie Berator — August 18, 2007 @ 8:30 pm
I’ve known a few dogs that qualified, although I’m surprised to hear that about any kind of terrier. Barney’s probably just depressed that he has to get through this lifetime with an idiot for an owner.
Rove probably tried to teach the dog to jump through hoops and Barney was too smart to waste his time with a pig.
August 18th, 2007 at 8:41 pmnah, not dubya…
…
Comment by katy — August 18, 2007 @ 8:31 pm
You ever listen to Bush speak extemporaneously? It can sure seem like a long time what with having to wait for some kind of sense to come out of his mouth. :)
August 18th, 2007 at 8:45 pmEven if it means a Democratic majority for three decades, it wasn’t worth it.
Comment by Jim — August 18, 2007 @ 7:54 pm
We’re going to be paying off this sh*t for decades to come.
August 18th, 2007 at 8:49 pmDid a bunch of comments just disappear?
August 18th, 2007 at 9:03 pmi know what you mean, wayne s….
August 18th, 2007 at 9:05 pmincessant stammering at times…
…
Did a bunch of comments just disappear?
Yes, too bad you didnt go with them.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:07 pm“Yes, too bad you didnt go with them.”
Comment by Chow
(weak)
August 18th, 2007 at 9:08 pmIt can sure seem like a long time what with having to wait for some kind of sense to come out of his mouth. :)
More likely you just cant understand.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:09 pmyep, zooey… guess who?
don’t say it outloud!
August 18th, 2007 at 9:09 pm(weak)
)Strong(
August 18th, 2007 at 9:09 pmeh… too late…
August 18th, 2007 at 9:10 pm“Why would a person call a dog a lump? Makes no sense.”
Comment by Lie Berator
I thought that odd as well….
Mostly I just guessed that Karl has some animosity towards his chief rival for George’s affections.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:11 pmGreat, more repig trolls here tonight.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:12 pmMostly I just guessed
Uneducated guesses, but guesses nonetheless.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:13 pm(weak)
comment by Raven
)Strong(
Comment by Chow
Thanks!
August 18th, 2007 at 9:13 pmWhy would a person call a dog a lump? Makes no sense.
Comment by Lie Berator
Maybe he just doesn’t like dogs. He seems more of a potbellied pig guy to me.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:14 pmeh… too late…
Comment by katy — August 18, 2007 @ 9:10 pm
Sorry, I’ve just been in and out of here today — I’m missing the vibe. :)
August 18th, 2007 at 9:14 pmhis chief rival for George’s affections.
Comment by Raven — August 18, 2007 @ 9:11 pm
Jeffy Lube???
August 18th, 2007 at 9:17 pmThanks!
Misguided.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:18 pmHe seems more of a potbellied pig guy to me.
No one cares what you think.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:19 pmWhat’s that incessant, hig-pitched buzzing sound? Kind of like a mosquito, or somebody whining in the distance? A gnat?
August 18th, 2007 at 9:21 pmWe have a cranky trollie this afternoon. Nappy time, Chow!
August 18th, 2007 at 9:21 pmJeffy Lube???
I meant Barney….. I heard Jeffy went to work for the Rudy campaign…
August 18th, 2007 at 9:21 pmCiao, baby…
August 18th, 2007 at 9:22 pmJeffy Lube???
Thanks!
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 9:18 pm
You’d think some people would have the decency to keep their sex lives private, huh?
August 18th, 2007 at 9:22 pmChow Yung Mehn can not be serious….some 14 year old just got his first computer.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:23 pmmeant Barney….. I heard Jeffy went to work for the Rudy campaign…
Comment by Raven — August 18, 2007 @ 9:21 pm
Well, then I guess KKKarl has 2 people to peeved at.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:23 pmWe have a cranky trollie this afternoon. Nappy time, Chow!
Its evening.
http://military.onlineclock.net/
August 18th, 2007 at 9:23 pmSorry, I’ve just been in and out of here today — I’m missing the vibe. :)
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 9:14 pm
i’d just gotten back to this thread, myself… i noticed a bunch of comments were gone and realized someone had cleaned up the pee…
August 18th, 2007 at 9:24 pmbut it seems to have showed up again… hence “too late”…
…
Well, then I guess KKKarl has 2 people to peeved at
Oh, at least, the mere thought of Condi puts him into an ebonic rage.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:25 pmYou’d think some people would have the decency to keep their sex lives private, huh?
You. Jeffy Lube. More than we need to know.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:25 pmIts evening.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 9:23 pm
Not here, dingleberry.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:25 pmOh, at least, the mere thought of Condi puts him into an ebonic rage.
Commas should be used sparingly; understand and use accordingly.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:27 pmNot here, dingleberry.
Everywhere but Alaska and Hawaii, Boisenberry.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:28 pmChows can have the nastiest, the snarliest, and the most dingleberries of any Dog I’ve seen…
August 18th, 2007 at 9:29 pmi noticed a bunch of comments were gone and realized someone had cleaned up the pee
It seems youre doing your best to restain the thread.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:30 pmWas that, um, better?
August 18th, 2007 at 9:30 pmChows can have the nastiest, the snarliest, and the most dingleberries of any Dog I’ve seen…
Ah, youre a dingleberry expert. How odd.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:31 pmEverywhere but Alaska and Hawaii, Boisenberry.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 9:28 pm
Here, too.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:32 pm“It seems youre doing your best”
Apostrophes should be used when forming a conjunction.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:32 pmWas that, um, better?
“Um” suggests indecision, doubt or hesitation; you seem to be suffering from all of them.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:33 pmAh, youre a dingleberry expert. How odd.
Comment by Chow
Enough of an expert not to confuse them with edible fruits.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:34 pmApostrophes should be used when forming a conjunction.
Not typing an apostrophe saves time while the word is still easily understood, unlike the mess created with unnecessary commas.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:35 pmEnough of an expert not to confuse them with edible fruits.
Im sure it took some time before you figured that out.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:37 pmindecision, doubt or hesitation
None whatsoever, “um” was simply an excuse to use a couple of commas.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:37 pmTry to follow along, OK?
Not typing an apostrophe saves time while the word is still easily understood, unlike the mess created with unnecessary commas.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 9:35 pm
I bet you occupy the center of the universe…..
August 18th, 2007 at 9:37 pmTry to follow along, OK?
Comment by Raven — August 18, 2007 @ 9:37 pm
Chows can be stubbornly stupid.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:38 pmSo, like, um, do you, like, um, come here often?
August 18th, 2007 at 9:39 pmHaven’t we, like, you know, um, met before?
I bet you occupy the center of the universe…..
More likely some sort of star with an incredible gravitational pull occupies the center of the universe.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:41 pmHeh.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:41 pmeh?
Comment by katy
Suspicious at least.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:41 pmNegligence at best.
Where is that high-pitched whining sound coming from?
August 18th, 2007 at 9:41 pmMore likely some sort of star with an incredible gravitational pull occupies the center of the universe.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 9:41 pm
Like I said, you’re a black hole.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:42 pmIf I’m not mistaken, that’s the definition of a black hole. See, just like that we’re back on topic – KKKarl Rove!
August 18th, 2007 at 9:42 pmWhoa… synchronicity. It’s like deja merde all over again.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:43 pmWhere is that high-pitched whining sound coming from?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 9:41 pm
It’s Chow time at the Dog pile.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:43 pmSo, like, um, do you, like, um, come here often?
Haven’t we, like, you know, um, met before?
I have never been to a gay bar, therefore its impossible for you to have introduced yourself to me.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:44 pmI was responding in post #362 to the brief appearance of katys post about the abandoned skyscraper on fire near “Ground Zero” in New York.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:44 pmWhoa… synchronicity. It’s like deja merde all over again.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 9:43 pm
Usually Raven and I are in tune — today it’s you and me. :)
August 18th, 2007 at 9:45 pmIs that Tha Dawg sobbing in some quiet corner after his humiliation this afternoon? That was almost as funny as Mr P’s “Moslem” remark.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:45 pmIndeed! Slice of cheese, my dear?
August 18th, 2007 at 9:45 pmIt’s Chow time at the Dog pile
Only if the chow were actually named “Chow”, if not, the capitalization of “chow” is unnecessary.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:46 pmComment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 9:44 pm
Oh boy, Chow Time is pulling out the big guns now.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:46 pmI have never been to a gay bar, therefore its impossible for you to have introduced yourself to me.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 9:44 pm
Sad to see how many Repubes are afraid to come out of the closet…
August 18th, 2007 at 9:46 pmSo, let’s get back on topic here. Is KKKarl a wienie, or what?
August 18th, 2007 at 9:48 pmUsually Raven and I are in tune — today it’s you and me. :)
If you consider discordant screeching “in tune” then I wholeheartedly agree with you.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:48 pmComment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 9:46 pm
It’s a play on words as to what the flies (the high-pitched whining) were doing.
I understand that it’s difficult for you.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:48 pmSo, let’s get back on topic here. Is KKKarl a wienie, or what?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 9:48 pm
He’s a weenie smothered in Cheez Whiz.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:49 pmSo, let’s get back on topic here. Is KKKarl a wienie, or what?
Only when he is visiting the house of Exalted Cyclops Senator Robert Byrd(D) for a barbeque.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:50 pmI understand that it’s difficult for you.
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 9:48 pm
It has been scientifically proven that trolls are “humor-impaired”. The noted psychoproctologist, Dr. Jellyfinger, once did a paper on it. It was a probing inquiry into the subject matter.
Quote Dr. Jellyfinger – “The phrase “great snapping asscheeks” is more than a figure of speech. Trust me.”
August 18th, 2007 at 9:52 pmComment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 9:50 pm
Very poor effort. Is your blood sugar low?
August 18th, 2007 at 9:52 pmI understand that it’s difficult for you.
Its not as difficult as looking at you.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:54 pmQuote Dr. Jellyfinger – “The phrase “great snapping asscheeks†is more than a figure of speech. Trust me.â€
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 9:52 pm
I find that proctology jokes involving Dr Jellyfinger are always humorous.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:54 pm:-D
Very poor effort. Is your blood sugar low?
Possibly, though not as low as your IQ.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:55 pmIts not as difficult as looking at you.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 9:54 pm
You can see me? Cool!! Tell everyone what color my hair is today!
August 18th, 2007 at 9:56 pmI’m so excited.
I find that proctology jokes involving Dr Jellyfinger are always humorous.
:-D
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 9:54 pm
Know what else Dr Jellyfinger says?
Cold hands… yelping troll!! Ka-bang!!! (Rim-shot!!!)
August 18th, 2007 at 9:57 pmComment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 9:55 pm
You should eat something, you’re going to fall over and bump your head. Remember, the neurologist said you couldn’t afford another hit.
I bet you’re not wearing your helmet?
August 18th, 2007 at 9:58 pmi keep hoping satan will call in the marker on rove’s soul early… is that too much to hope for…?
Comment by profmarcus — August 18, 2007 @ 3:57 pm
You mean Cheney? I think he already has.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:58 pmQuote Dr. Jellyfinger – “The phrase “great snapping asscheeks†is more than a figure of speech. Trust me.â€
Quoting yourself can be a sign of severe conceit and low blood sugar.
August 18th, 2007 at 9:58 pmPossibly, though not as low as your IQ.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 9:55 pm
Talk about desperate… the troll is now replying to its own comments.
Now, THAT’s funny!!!!
August 18th, 2007 at 9:59 pmCold hands… yelping troll!! Ka-bang!!! (Rim-shot!!!)
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 9:57 pm
It’s quite a coup that TP was able to acquire that photo of Karl at Dr Jellyfinger’s office. :D
August 18th, 2007 at 9:59 pmbet you’re not wearing your helmet?
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 9:58 pm
Sadly enough, way, way, waaaay too late.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:00 pmRove is a waste of skin.
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
Thats no skin.
Its scales.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:00 pmYou can see me? Cool!! Tell everyone what color my hair is today!
I’m so excited.
Coloring your armpit hair probably isnt wise, it might lead to a skin irritation.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:00 pmIt’s quite a coup that TP was able to acquire that photo of Karl at Dr Jellyfinger’s office. :D
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 9:59 pm
The poor photog has since clawed his own eyes out.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:00 pmHe gets that skin appearance by weaving in actual skin from dead babies, after he sucks their innards out.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:01 pmColoring your armpit hair probably isnt wise, it might lead to a skin irritation.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:00 pm
WOW!!! Zing!!!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:01 pmIts scales.
Scales are used to measure things, not as an epidermal layer.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:02 pmColoring your armpit hair probably isnt wise, it might lead to a skin irritation.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:00 pm
Thanks for that tip. How long did it take your armpits to clear up?
August 18th, 2007 at 10:02 pmWhat I want to know, is what that fat, festering but nugget, has to laugh about.
Remember him at the White House corrospondents dinner? Jumping around like a fool?
Americans are dying in the streets of Baghdad in a war he helped create, and he thinks thats cause for smug glee.
Someone ought to bust him right in that big, fat mouth of his.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:03 pmScales are used to measure things, not as an epidermal layer.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:02 pm
Many fish will be disappointed.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:04 pmHe gets that skin appearance by weaving in actual skin from dead babies, after he sucks their innards out.
Sucking things must be a specialty of yours as you seem to be an expert.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:04 pmThanks for that tip. How long did it take your armpits to clear up?
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 10:02 pm
In chow’s case, it was that nasty recto-colon irritation. Why do you think he went to see the good Dr???
August 18th, 2007 at 10:04 pmThe poor photog has since clawed his own eyes out.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 10:00 pm
Naturally!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:05 pmMany fish will be disappointed.
Speaking of fish, please give Massengillâ„¢ some business.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:06 pmIn chow’s case, it was that nasty recto-colon irritation. Why do you think he went to see the good Dr???
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 10:04 pm
That’s what he gets for trying to dye his ass hair.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:06 pmAmericans are dying in the streets of Baghdad in a war he helped create, and he thinks thats cause for smug glee.
Someone ought to bust him right in that big, fat mouth of his.
Comment by LIL SERF — August 18, 2007 @ 10:03 pm
Talk about being out of touch w/ the reality you’ve created. S’plains why the US is so disliked around the world these days, huh?
What language do they speak in Paraguay?
August 18th, 2007 at 10:06 pmComment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:06 pm
You think I’m a chick?
August 18th, 2007 at 10:07 pmPelosigetsnosexevenfromhusband
Nah,,,that would make her a republican.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:08 pmGreat. TP is already editing me.
And I haven’t said nothin yet!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:08 pmNaturally!
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 10:05 pm
Indeed… there’s someone who truly deserves a Medal of Freedom.
chow? You have earned a Croix de Poulet-Faucon today! Wear it proudly, son… it’s a great honor!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:09 pmWhat language do they speak in Paraguay?
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 10:06 pm
If Bush moves down there, they’ll be speaking Dumbf*ckistani.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:09 pmThanks for that tip. How long did it take your armpits to clear up?
Four days, though longer and nappier armpit hair such as yours may require a longer recovery time.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:09 pmQuote Dr. Jellyfinger – “The phrase “great snapping asscheeks†is more than a figure of speech. Trust me.â€
Such us why turds are rounded on the end, like Karls cranium.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:09 pmFour days, though longer and nappier armpit hair such as yours may require a longer recovery time.
Comment by Chow
Is that whats wrong with Madonna?
August 18th, 2007 at 10:10 pmWhy does it feel like someone let a highschool student loose here today?
Jes’ waitin’ for that zinger ’bout Mom’s army boots. Know it’s comin’…
August 18th, 2007 at 10:10 pmComment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:09 pm
You seem a bit preoccupied with armpit hair.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:11 pmThat’s an unusual fetish, Chow.
I have never been to a gay bar, therefore its impossible for you to have introduced yourself to me.
Comment by Chow
Sorry, the bird bath was overflowing, it’s like, Saturday night you know.
Where were we?
Oh yes… gay bars (where did THAT come from, anyways?)
Never mind…
Actually, I am secure enough in my masculinity
that I have no fear of going into a gay bar.
And, besides, I would never have introduced myself to you,
August 18th, 2007 at 10:11 pmI don’t do dogs.
You think I’m a chick?
I think youre a human, if you were a chick you would be one talented bird.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:11 pmAll I did was cut an paste from Wiki, for the inbred Mr Chow, a quick lesson on Lepidopteran species, who possess scales, since obviously he skipped the 3rd grade.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:12 pmAnd, besides, I would never have introduced myself to you,
I don’t do dogs.
Comment by Raven — August 18, 2007 @ 10:11 pm
Always spay or neuter your Chow.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:13 pmAnd, besides, I would never have introduced myself to you,
I don’t do dogs.
You have a higher opinion of your female companionship than everyone else does.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:13 pmDid I point out that the good Doc’s nickname amongst his professional colleagues is “Three Finger”???
August 18th, 2007 at 10:13 pmAnybody want to pool a little money to get the chow “tutored”???
August 18th, 2007 at 10:14 pmYou seem a bit preoccupied with armpit hair.
That’s an unusual fetish, Chow.
I know, seemingly I have some liberal tendencies.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:14 pmI think youre a human, if you were a chick you would be one talented bird.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:11 pm
I am a human — a quite talented one.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:14 pmI have never been to a gay bar, therefore its impossible for you to have introduced yourself to me.
Comment by Chow
Got beard?
August 18th, 2007 at 10:15 pmYou have a higher opinion of your female companionship than everyone else does.
Comment by Chowderhead — August 18, 2007 @ 10:13 pm
Who said you were their companion?
August 18th, 2007 at 10:16 pmIs that whats wrong with Madonna?
Its not the only thing wrong, thats for certain.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:16 pmThe Republic of Stupidity —
Yer mama wears combat boots!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:16 pmhat’s an unusual fetish, Chow.
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 10:11 pm
Dr Jellyfinger is writing his next book on this one.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:16 pmI am a human — a quite talented one.
Compared to a chick perhaps.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:17 pmI know, seemingly I have some liberal tendencies.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:14 pm
I had a feeling you were a feminist!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:17 pmAnybody want to pool a little money to get the chow “tutored�??
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 10:14 pm
I can spare a couple of ’shackels’…
August 18th, 2007 at 10:18 pmGreat. TP is already editing me.
And I haven’t said nothin yet!
If you said “nothin” it would be impossible for TP to have edited you.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:18 pmI know, seemingly I have some liberal tendencies.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:14 pm
Actually, it’s considered proof-positive of blatant-republicanism. Perhaps this troll would care to join a therapy group w/ David Vitter, Mark Foley, Jeff Gannon…
August 18th, 2007 at 10:18 pmTell everyone what color my hair is today!
I’m so excited.
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 9:56 pm
Are you saying the rug doesn’t match the drapes?
:p
oops.
Now I’m getting excited.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:18 pmCompared to a chick perhaps.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:17 pm
Is that your new fetish? That’s animal abuse, you know. Illegal in most states. You should check your state.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:19 pmI had a feeling you were a feminist!
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 10:17 pm
Almost there… actually just a femme…
August 18th, 2007 at 10:19 pmSo I here IHOP is fresh outta chum since Karl visited
August 18th, 2007 at 10:20 pmI can spare a couple of ’shackels’…
Now all we have to do is figure out what a “shackel” is; this may take some time.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:20 pm“Are you saying the rug doesn’t match the drapes?
:p”
Never heard that one before… lol
August 18th, 2007 at 10:20 pmNow I’m getting excited.
Comment by LIL SERF — August 18, 2007 @ 10:18 pm
Try not to think about it too much. :-D
August 18th, 2007 at 10:20 pmI can spare a couple of ’shackels’…
Comment by Raven — August 18, 2007 @ 10:18 pm
Ah yes, back to the Iron Works… perhaps we can forge an alliance here and rout these trolls righteously!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:21 pmNever heard that one before… lol
Comment by Raven — August 18, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
What??? The cuffs and collar aren’t the same???
August 18th, 2007 at 10:21 pmThat’s animal abuse, you know. Illegal in most states.
You found that out the hard way.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:21 pmNever heard that one before… lol
Comment by Raven — August 18, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
You live a sheltered life, dear. :D
August 18th, 2007 at 10:21 pmthis may take some time.
Comment by Chow
Take all the time you need, you’re not going anywhere.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:22 pmSo I here IHOP is fresh outta chum since Karl visited
Comment by Lie Berator — August 18, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
Any chance you mispelled “chum”???
August 18th, 2007 at 10:22 pmYou found that out the hard way.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:21 pm
Yeah, they had to change the laws in the neighboring state because of you. For shame!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:23 pmSomebody ask chow if he knows M vick “personally”.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:23 pm“Ah yes, back to the Iron Works…”
hammer… check
August 18th, 2007 at 10:24 pmtongs……. check
What??? The cuffs and collar aren’t the same???
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 10:21 pm
Only for special….
August 18th, 2007 at 10:24 pmNow I’m getting excited.
This means a long night for your dog.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:24 pmTry not to think about it too much. :-D
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 10:20 pm
:\
Too late.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:24 pmAny chance you mispelled “chum�??
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
Well Socrates said E was added for beautification and basically AEIOU can be transposed. So Yes, invert the M and change the U to an O
Chow?
August 18th, 2007 at 10:24 pmTake all the time you need, you’re not going anywhere.
I enter and leave this site of my own free will.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:25 pmThis means a long night for your dog.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:24 pm
He’s not going to your house!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:25 pmThis means a long night for your dog.
Comment by Chowderhead — August 18, 2007 @ 10:24 pm
Nahh, I let your mom out hours ago.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:25 pmI enter and leave this site of my own free will.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:25 pm
Did ya figure that out all by yourself?
August 18th, 2007 at 10:26 pmtongs……. check
Comment by Raven — August 18, 2007 @ 10:24 pm
Ah yes, the Anvil Chorus, comin’ up!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:26 pmIn fact, I haven’t seen her for a while. Not like her to run off like that.
:|
Hope she wasn’t chasing cars again or anything.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:27 pmI enter and leave this site of my own free will.
Comment by Chow
Whatever you say, Mr. Anderson.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:27 pmCourse I shouldn’t worry.
She is fixed after all.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:27 pmOK, what is this topic about now?
I haven’t read all the comments, but I read armpit hair, then rugs and carpets……….
What the heck is up?
August 18th, 2007 at 10:27 pmToo late.
Comment by LIL SERF — August 18, 2007 @ 10:24 pm
:-D
August 18th, 2007 at 10:27 pmDid ya figure that out all by yourself?
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 10:26 pm
It’s actually in the troll handbook. They got tired of taking collect phonecalls from hysterical trolls begging to be let out.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:28 pmDid ya figure that out all by yourself?
No, my liberal tendencies once again manifested themselves and I was forced to seek government assistance.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:28 pmWhat the heck is up?
Comment by trueblue — August 18, 2007 @ 10:27 pm
Wait to you get to Dr Jellyfinger’s comments, and the hammer and tongs…
August 18th, 2007 at 10:29 pmWhat the heck is up?
Comment by trueblue — August 18, 2007 @ 10:27 pm
We’re kicking around a dumb Chow troll. Join us!!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:29 pmThey got tired of taking collect phonecalls from hysterical trolls begging to be let out.
Pleeeeeeze quit calling me, my accounts are dwindling rapidly.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:29 pmI enter and leave this site of my own free will.
Comment by Chowderhead — August 18, 2007 @ 10:25 pm
Too bad you can’t say the same thing about your cellblock.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:29 pmNo, my liberal tendencies once again manifested themselves and I was forced to seek government assistance.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:28 pm
Hey everyone, it’s Trent Lott!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:30 pmI was forced to seek government assistance.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:28 pm
This troll is WAAAY too slow to be a lib. Hey, Dennis Miller… is that you???
August 18th, 2007 at 10:30 pmPleeeeeeze quit calling me, my accounts are dwindling rapidly.
Comment by Chowderhead— August 18, 2007 @ 10:29 pm
As are your faculties.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:30 pmoo bad you can’t say the same thing about your cellblock.
Comment by LIL SERF — August 18, 2007 @ 10:29 pm
Nah, you meant his momma’s basement.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:31 pmI was forced to seek government assistance.
Comment by Chomper — August 18, 2007 @ 10:28 pm
Yea but you can’t live on cheese forever.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:31 pmWe’re kicking around a dumb Chow troll. Join us!!
We are also comparing armpit hair and discussing LiL Serf’s prediliction for bestiality, you have been warned.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:31 pmRove is probably right about his biggest mistake. Being an individual completely lacking in morals and integrity is not a mistake or even many mistakes.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:31 pmNo, my liberal tendencies once again manifested themselves and I was forced to seek government assistance.
Comment by Chow
Hey look its a sub-prime mortgage investor looking for a fed handout!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:31 pmNah, you meant his momma’s basement.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 10:31 pm
You ever seen his mommas basement?
Same thing.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:32 pmYea but you can’t live on cheese forever.
The Swiss have managed, we can too.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:32 pmOoops… you guys see that? The chow just went to lick his own [...] and just found out what getting “tutored” really means.
Strange… I’ve never actually seen a dog shed tears before…
August 18th, 2007 at 10:33 pmWe are also comparing armpit hair and discussing LiL Serf’s prediliction for bestiality, you have been warned.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:31 pm
I’m not the one naming myself after a breed of canine there fido.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:33 pmSame thing.
Comment by LIL SERF — August 18, 2007 @ 10:32 pm
Mostly true, ‘cept in real prisons, most of the cons don’t wear dresses all day.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:34 pm’m not the one naming myself after a breed of canine there fido.
Comment by LIL SERF — August 18, 2007 @ 10:33 pm
Or trying to lick yor own [...], between hysterical sobs…
August 18th, 2007 at 10:35 pmStrange… I’ve never actually seen a dog shed tears before…
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 10:33 pm
We’ll have to chip in and get him some Neuticles ™.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:35 pmHey look its a sub-prime mortgage investor looking for a fed handout!
Ill be sure to contact presidential hopeful John Edwards(D) at subprime lender ‘Fortress Group Inc’ and ask his advice.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:37 pmWe’ll have to chip in and get him some Neuticles ™.
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 10:35 pm
Be careful. He’ll ask for a pair the size of KKKarl’s head.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:37 pmKarl Rove’s biggest mistake was eating to much Dog Chow when he was little.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:37 pmGotta go walk my dog — gotta get rid of some Chow.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:38 pmMostly true, ‘cept in real prisons, most of the cons don’t wear dresses all day.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 18, 2007 @ 10:34 pm
Now if we could just get his maw to wear one.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:38 pmIll be sure to contact presidential hopeful John Edwards(D) at subprime lender ‘Fortress Group Inc’ and ask his advice.
Comment by Chowderhead — August 18, 2007 @ 10:37 pm
You do that sparky.
Drop us a line when you get out.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:39 pmI’m not the one naming myself after a breed of canine there fido.
Im not the one making the assumption that “Chow” refers to the breed of dog, Petey.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Chow
August 18th, 2007 at 10:39 pmI’m not the one naming myself after a breed of canine there fido.
Comment by LIL SERF
Its an Orwellian french fried freedom frog that cant spell Ciao.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:40 pmIm not the one making the assumption that “Chow†refers to the breed of dog, Petey.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Chow
Comment by Chowderhead — August 18, 2007 @ 10:39 pm
Did you bother to read the link contents before you posted?
Go back and read the first entry on your list, pooch.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:41 pmTheres a good lad.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:42 pmhttp://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Chow
Comment by Chow
More Ammo.
a Chinese mixed fruit preserve.
A commie fruit!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:43 pmStop by later and I’ll throw you a bone…r.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:43 pmGotta go walk my dog — gotta get rid of some Chow.
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 10:38 pm
Don’t forget to put your dogs “Chow” in a baggie when hes done.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:44 pmGo back and read the first entry on your list, pooch.
chow
August 18th, 2007 at 10:44 pmPronunciation Key – Show IPA Pronunciation Informal.
–noun
1. food, esp. hearty dishes or a meal.
—Verb phrase
2. chow down, to eat; eat a meal, esp. the main meal of the day: In the army we usually chow down at 6 p.m.
[Origin: 1855–60, Americanism; short for chow-chow]
You must have erroneously thought that a ‘link’ was somehow a proper definition of the word “chow”.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:47 pmSo you’re telling us you’re a sandwich and some cookies?
Ok. We’ll toss you later.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:48 pmBut not right now.
I like to warm up on the speed bag.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:48 pmYew Dayum Smart Assed Wordsmith Liberals!
[orig chow-chow]
chow-chow (chou’chou’) Pronunciation Key
n. 1. A Chinese preserve of fruits, peels, and ginger.
A Commie Fruit
Mweh.
ChowChow!!
August 18th, 2007 at 10:48 pmInvest wisely in your future.
http://www.amazon.com/Internet-Dummies-John-R-Levine/dp/0764506749
August 18th, 2007 at 10:48 pmSo you’re telling us you’re a sandwich and some cookies?
Your acceptance of defeat was measured and somewhat polite; it reflects well on your overall demeanor.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:50 pmYou must have erroneously thought that a ‘link’ was somehow a proper definition of the word “chowâ€.
Comment by Meatloaf — August 18, 2007 @ 10:47 pm
A chow is a breed of dog, first and foremost.
As slang it can be a meal, and its phonetic equivalent means goodbye in Italian.
Whatever the meaning you attribute to it to concoct your infantile handle is moot. To us, you’re just a chowderheaded mutt, and always will be.
Woof woof.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:51 pmKarl Rove has got to be the ugliest sack of festering puss to ever crawl on the planet.
:|
Sorry, just waxed philosophical there for a moment.
Now what was the pooch saying again?
August 18th, 2007 at 10:54 pmA chow is a breed of dog, first and foremost.
“Chow” is just a word which can be attributed to many different things; that you chose to believe it referred first and foremost to a breed of dog is merely an indication of your lack of creativity.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:55 pmDon’t forget to put your dogs “Chow†in a baggie when hes done.
Comment by LIL SERF — August 18, 2007 @ 10:44 pm
She left her Chow in the middle of an harvested wheat field.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:56 pmGood doggie.
To us, you’re just a chowderheaded mutt, and always will be.
I withdraw my earlier comment about your demeanor, much to my regret.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:57 pmWhatever the meaning you attribute to it to concoct your infantile handle is moot. To us, you’re just a chowderheaded mutt, and always will be.
Woof woof.
Comment by LIL SERF — August 18, 2007 @ 10:51 pm
Indeed, and a “tutored” mutt at that. Later…
August 18th, 2007 at 10:57 pmComment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:55 pm
What’s YOUR definition of “Chow,” dingleberry?
August 18th, 2007 at 10:57 pmShe left her Chow in the middle of an harvested wheat field.
Good doggie.
Comment by Zooey — August 18, 2007 @ 10:56 pm
Don’t worry, Chow’s mom will get it.
You know how she loves butt nuggets.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:58 pmhttp://www.amazon.com/ Internet-Dummies-John-R-Levine/ dp/ 0764506749
Comment by Chow
But do expect to get some good advice about picking an ISP (Internet Service Provider), protecting your privacy (and your kids), and connecting with Windows or a Mac.
Thats a book for idiots. I know how the TCP/IP UDP ARP POP PPP and SMTP structure works and that book is a bunch of crap, as any script kiddie or hack knows.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:58 pmShe left her Chow in the middle of an harvested wheat field.
Good doggie.
I feel I must visit this geographical anomoly known as AN harvested wheat field.
August 18th, 2007 at 10:59 pmI withdraw my earlier comment about your demeanor, much to my regret.
Comment by Chowderhead — August 18, 2007 @ 10:57 pm
Like I said fido, I’m just warming up.
August 18th, 2007 at 11:00 pmI feel I must visit this geographical anomoly known as AN harvested wheat field.
Comment by Chow — August 18, 2007 @ 10:59 pm
See. what’d I tell ya Zooey?
Now he wants some too.
:|
Whats his mom gonna eat now?
August 18th, 2007 at 11:01 pmYou know how she loves butt nuggets.
Comment by LIL SERF — August 18, 2007 @ 10:58 pm
She named her favorite one “Chow!”
August 18th, 2007 at 11:01 pmWhat’s YOUR definition of “Chow,†dingleberry?
Serf, she was talking to you, hence the “dingleberry” reference.
August 18th, 2007 at 11:01 pmLike I said fido, I’m just warming up.
I look forward to it, the preamble being as impressive as it was.
August 18th, 2007 at 11:02 pmSerf, she was talking to you, hence the “dingleberry†reference.
Comment by Garbage Scow — August 18, 2007 @ 11:01 pm
Wow. I’ve only been here 15 minutes and this ones already reduced to “I know you are but what am I”.
NEXT.
August 18th, 2007 at 11:03 pmOh, I see, Chow is not Mr Pee, but the person from BOCES
August 18th, 2007 at 11:04 pmWhats his mom gonna eat now?
Comment by LIL SERF — August 18, 2007 @ 11:01 pm
She’s a mean one — she’ll fight Chow for his namesake.
August 18th, 2007 at 11:05 pmWow. I’ve only been here 15 minutes and this ones already reduced to “I know you are but what am Iâ€.
NEXT.
Comment by LIL SERF — August 18, 2007 @ 11:03 pm
He pretty much started there, but we were bored, so we played with it.
August 18th, 2007 at 11:06 pmIs any troll that would name themself “Chow” really worth the trouble?
That’s just pathetic. We’ve already treated it like chow: chewed it up and spit it out.
I vote we move on.
August 18th, 2007 at 11:08 pmDo I have a second?
…………………………………..
I vote we move on.
Do I have a second?
…………………………………..
Comment by trueblue — August 18, 2007 @ 11:08 pm
I think we broke him anyway — TP must get their trolls at Wal-Mart.
Moving on!!
Hey true, what’s up!!??
August 18th, 2007 at 11:10 pmOh, I see, Chow is not Mr Pee, but the person from BOCES
Comment by Lie Berator — August 18, 2007 @ 11:04 pm
Chow is Mr Pee, and he’s clearly trying to mimic the style of the bartlebee school of Slappy White-like one liners.
Imitation