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Vitter Needs Only 10 Hours In Iraq To Declare ‘The Surge Is Working Very, Very Well’

vitter-inside.jpgYesterday, Sens. Lamar Alexander (R-TN) and Bob Corker (R-TN) returned from a brief trip to Iraq, proclaiming that they saw “clear success” on the ground. But their definitive claims of witnessing success were seriously undermined by their traveling partner, Sen. George Voinovich (R-OH), who admitted to reporters that the senators had only spent 10-14 hours in total in Iraq.

Now Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), the fourth member of the delegation, is taking his turn at making sweeping pronouncements of success in Iraq while downplaying the superficial nature of his trip:

Vitter said the surge is working.

The United States has made significant strikes against Al Qaida terrorist forces and reduced sectarian violence in the nation, he said.

Vitter said he met with the chief military commander in Iraq, U.S. Army Gen. David Petraeus, for about 90 minutes.

My bottom line conclusion is that the surge is working very, very well,” said Vitter, who returned to the U.S. late Tuesday night.

Vitter, who was recently embarrassed in a prostitution scandal, is hoping that “the trip will help him play a more hands-on role in the upcoming Senate debate” over Iraq. “It was very, very helpful to see things on the ground,” he said.

He is also seemingly hoping that the publicity for the trip will help redeem his presently tattered image, as evidenced by his unusual pre-trip media blitz. Despite a request by the military that the trip not be announced until it was over, Vitter “sent an announcement to his home state media late last week”:

Voinovich, who headed for a Florida vacation today, announced the Iraq trip through his office, but only when he was leaving Baghdad late yesterday. The whole thing was characterized by his staff as extremely hush-hush until wheels-up.

Why, then, was his Louisiana colleague shouting it from the rooftops in advance?

Vitter, in fact, sent an announcement to his home state media late last week. In a statement that ran in Louisiana newspapers over the weekend, Vitter said: “With an upcoming congressional debate in September over the impact of the surge, I believe it is vitally important to see the situation firsthand. Our policy should be formed by the real general and soldiers on the ground, not the politicians - arm chair generals - in Washington.”

Vitter included the identities of the other travelers, including Ohio’s senior senator.

As former Washington Post Baghdad correspondent Jonathan Finer has noted, “those who pass quickly through the war zone should stop ascribing their epiphanies to what are largely ceremonial visits.”

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181 Responses to “Vitter Needs Only 10 Hours In Iraq To Declare ‘The Surge Is Working Very, Very Well’”

  1. RUCerious Says:

    OK, so now when you get back home, you step up in front of the microphone and you say
    "My bottom line conclusion is that the surge is working very, very well"

    Got it?


  2. ptf Says:

    I wonder if David sampled the local goods? If rugs are going for $1.... then I wonder what "company" sells for.


  3. Menehune Says:

    Didn't they have this same story yesterday?


  4. Liberalismisdead Says:

    Uh oh.....more bad news......surge is working


  5. james k. sayre Says:

    Give these GOP clowns a flak jacket, an M-16 and kick em out of the $Green Zone$ and then listen to their new tune: probably won't be flinging the Bush BS any longer...

    The lying election-stealing war-mongering Bush is an insane war criminal. Most of the idiots in the GOP have been goose-stepping along with the Bush gangsters for the last six years.

    Kids, can you say, "oilnaziocracy?"


  6. UpFromTheSkies Says:

    Vitter went to Iraq to be briefed. It's his reason for going anywhere.


  7. ronjazz Says:

    He switched his "hands-on" policy from sexual to political whores.


  8. Egreggious Says:

    When Vitter left Iraq, it was reported that his diaper was full.


  9. thehim Says:

    Of course Vitter thinks Iraq is going well. Large numbers of Iraqi women have had to turn to prostitution.


  10. tom baker Says:

    those fake born-again types can lie all the want whenever they want - their religious delusions free them from any kind of moral/ethical constraints

    it's not a "lie" to them if it's told to "heathens"

    just like it's not "murder" to them if it's "heathens" being killed

    religious zealot lowlifes (of all stripes) will bring humanity to an end one day


  11. toasterhead Says:

    I walked by the Iraqi embassy the other day and it looked pretty calm. Since that's technically Iraqi soil, does that mean I'm qualified to gauge the results of the surge?


  12. Guido, Lover, OBGYN Says:

    Talk about brief interludes with strangers! LOL


  13. toasterhead Says:

    Of course Vitter thinks Iraq is going well. Large numbers of Iraqi women have had to turn to prostitution.

    Comment by thehim — August 23, 2007 @ 4:03 pm

    Point, click, and SHIP!


  14. shane Says:

    Comment by shane — August 23, 2007 @ 3:30 pm

    Well, you’ve obviously never watched FOX (and good for you), or you’d know the answer.

    Comment by ronjazz — August 23, 2007 @ 3:50 pm

    Of course Vitter is happy with Iraq. He likes wearing a diaper doesn't he? He usually doesnt have an excuse to pee himself though. That made Iraq double plus good for him.


  15. osage Says:

    There is nothing more annoying that a reformed whoremonger! No shame. No shame whatsover.


  16. Egreggious Says:

    Despite a request by the military that the trip not be announced until it was over, Vitter “sent an announcement to his home state media late last week”.

    Why does Vitter hate our troops?


  17. Liberalismisdead Says:

    Hey, you're forgetting the Clinton mantra touted by all liberals everywhere: What goes on in someone's personal life has no affect on his ability to do his job. I almost forgot, liberals wrote the book on hypocrisy.


  18. IgnoranceIsNotBliss Says:

    Are the diapers cheaper in Iraq?


  19. Vieux Carre Says:

    If it isn't ol' Pant-load Vitter back to spread some more love around. That hoodoo that he doodoo.


  20. Egreggious Says:

    There is nothing more annoying that a reformed whoremonger!

    Comment by osage — August 23, 2007 @ 4:04 pm

    "Reformed" being the operative word.


  21. Badmoodman Says:

    Vitter's familar with quick "surges."


  22. robbez_92107 Says:

    Vitter went to Iraq to be briefed. It’s his reason for going anywhere.

    Comment by UpFromTheSkies — August 23, 2007 @ 4:02 pm

    Doesn't he prefer diapers to briefs (or boxers)?

    When Vitter left Iraq, it was reported that his diaper was full.

    Comment by Egreggious — August 23, 2007 @ 4:02 pm

    Couldn't he find one of the Iraqi prostitutes to change him?


  23. Tobey Tall Says:

    why are no democrats going over to Iraq to say the contrary

    Thats not what Blurpy Bardfast from Clapham Juntion , London said

    " I was just in Iraq for 24 hours and the quagmire over there was unbelievable , after waiting 4 hours at the airport for a taxi that took me to a Baghdad market to buy a carpet, the streets were littered with bodies, the rotten corpses in the morgues which had no leccy were starting to give off a terrible rancid smell. I took me ages to find a bottle of water and for my evening meal I was eating worms dug up from the garden near my tent as the hotel Palestine had been bombed"

    I mean come on - who do you believe Blurpy or Vitter


  24. grover nerdqquist Says:

    "My bottom line"

    is that the bottom thats diapered?


  25. GSD Says:

    McCain bought rugs for $5.00, Sen. Vitter picked up hookers.

    -GSD


  26. Multilee Says:

    Um...who is paying for all of these 'pleasure' trips???


  27. shane Says:

    How many Democrat got to do this little driive by through Iraq? Haven't heard any of them speak up about how great things are going. And if they aren't allowed to go, shouldn't we be hearing about that.


  28. BJ Says:

    This coming from a man? who likes to be put in a diaper. This guy has no credibility.


  29. shane Says:

    Caption:

    Honey, I only had this many hookers on my trip.


  30. Tender Vitter Says:

    “My bottom concludes that the surge has worked very, very well...now could I get someone to wipe me please? I have American dollar!"


  31. VitterabetterChristianthanClinton Says:

    The progtarded sheeple here--who've been brainlessly repeating the libelous mantra that 14 hours in Iraq isn't enough time to determine anything--need to be educated by cold, hard logic. The reason Vitter and Corker and Alexander are credible after all is because they spent 14 hours in Iraq talking to folks who have spent MONTHS there. These folks include people like Gen. Petreaus (who libtards hate because they hate the military, period), so when Vitter says the surge is working well, he's really repeating what folks with credibility (Petreaus) are saying to him! If progtards slur Vitter as a liar, they're really slurring Petreaus, confirming their animosity for the military. If progtards are so mentally ill that they disbelieve Vitter since he's a Repub, then they're shamed because members of their own ideology (Carl Levin, Mike O'Hanlon) have returned and agreed with Vitter's assessemtn. Once more, I totally embarrassed the progtards' "logic."


  32. Tobey Tall Says:

    your going to have 3 weeks of cheap republicans coming back to the US telling you things are hunky dory

    Washington International airport is selling rose tinted spectacles cheap for visits to Iraq


  33. JG Says:

    These guys are a joke. They are simply ridiculous and their motivations are utterly transparent.


  34. Vitter Critter Says:

    Caption:
    'Then she asked me to use both thumbs.'


  35. Kafka Lives Says:

    I've flown into Cincinnati International Airport several times, so that makes me qualified to report that Cincinnati is a very pleasant city that's clean, bustling, and has plenty of seating. The people there are very nice and happy.

    Oh, Cincinnati International Airport is in Kentucky? Well, then I'm qualified to report that Kentucky also is very pleasant, clean, bustling, and full of seats and happy people.


  36. stopthecons Says:

    ahhh, the propaganda drum beats on.

    But, this guy - vitter - what should we expect from him? He's a politician - and politics and lies have gone hand in hand for ages....especially in times of war.

    It seems we're learning some lessons - to not put faith in our so-called "leaders" because eventually we'll come across plenty of them who only have their own interests in mind.

    Some additional reading on this:

    "Politicians Lie? Say it Ain't So!"
    http://www.populistamerica.com/politicians_lie___say_it_ain_t_so


  37. shane Says:

    I mean come on - who do you believe Blurpy or Vitter

    Comment by Tobey Tall — August 23, 2007 @ 4:07 pm

    But didn't Blurpy point out how little he paid for rugs at the market. Some guys are so negative.


  38. Damian Says:

    10 hours in country, including an hour and a half with General sock puppet. That leaves 8 and 1/2 hours for the ladies! You dog, Vitter!


  39. Vice President Bush Says:

    Yeah the surge in my pants!
    HO!


  40. Egreggious Says:

    Vitter: "Our policy should be formed by the real general and soldiers on the ground, not the politicians - arm chair generals - in Washington.”

    Well then, STFU.


  41. Menehune Says:

    #29...you could do that on the phone. No need to waste the taxpayers' money.


  42. WaltTheMan Says:

    Comment by VitterabetterChristianthanClinton — August 23, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

    I am sure that Vitter shook the hand of each one of his constituants serving in Iraq>


  43. Jackie Says:

    Vitter was busy with Iraq prostitutes he wasn't interested in what else was going on. At lease he can't be changed over there in Iraq because it's legal.
    He should have a medical check up now. I just hope he doesn't say " I've sinned" again.


  44. toasterhead Says:

    Washington International airport is selling rose tinted spectacles cheap for visits to Iraq

    Comment by Tobey Tall — August 23, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

    Haven't you heard? We call it Ronald Reagan National Airport now. And the whole airport is rose tinted in honor of The Gipper.

    (Actually it's not, it's more of a puke yellow color.)


  45. Raven Says:

    Caption:

    "And then, and THEN!!!
    They let me sit in a jeep!!!!!
    and - and - and even hold the steering wheel, like THIS!!!!!!"


  46. Egreggious Says:

    Anyone who says Mike O'Hanlon is a member of my own ideology is itching for a fight.


  47. NoOneYouKnow Says:

    Completely off-topic, but courtesy of RockRap:

    Ronald Reagan on Dubya:

    'A moment I've been dreading. George brought his ne're-do-well son
    around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the
    political one who lives in Florida. The one who hangs around here all
    the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40
    and has never had a real job. Maybe I'll call Kinsley over at The New
    Republic and see if they'll hire him as a contributing editor or
    something. That looks like easy work.'

    From the just-published REAGAN DIARIES. The entry is dated May 17, 1986.

    C'mere, trolly... Here, eat this.

    And on-topic: It's unbelievable that Daiper Boy is still in office.


  48. shane Says:

    Once more, I totally embarrassed the progtards’ “logic.”

    Comment by VitterabetterChristianthanClinton — August 23, 2007 @ 4:10

    You embarrassed the progtards' "logic"? I can assure you vitterlover, we are not embarassed by the likes of you.

    Which puppet master has his hand up your ass telling you what to type? I guess Rove's still working hard at the WH. When does he leave your sorry ass behind?


  49. Julie Says:

    ...and we should trust anything that Vitter says because...
    Considering his track record, I don't see why I would consider him a credible source for anything truthful.


  50. shane Says:

    Caption:

    "She said it was amazing my thumbs were so large and my p*nis is so small."


  51. LividLib Says:

    Vitter?
    Vitter?

    where have i heard that name before?
    oh! that Vitter!

    just what kind of "surge" was he referring to?


  52. robbez_92107 Says:

    Comment by VitterabetterChristianthanClinton — August 23, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

    Petreaus wears a diaper?!?! Do tell.


  53. Egreggious Says:

    CDS


  54. shane Says:

    …and we should trust anything that Vitter says because…
    Considering his track record, I don’t see why I would consider him a credible source for anything truthful.

    Comment by Julie — August 23, 2007 @ 4:16 pm

    If his wife wants to believe him that's her business. Can't believe the folks still persecuting Bill and Hillary want to believe him though. Ironic isn't it?


  55. Norm Says:

    Dear Senator Vittter
    Please STFU, as my senator I refuse to listen to any of your B.S.. Did you enjoy your dog and pony show.Good now sit down and shut up no one is listening to your lies. You are a Republican hack with no morals and completely delusional.


  56. shane Says:

    CDS

    Comment by Egreggious — August 23, 2007 @ 4:20 pm

    Huh?


  57. Egreggious Says:

    Clinton Derangement Syndrome.


  58. Krazny Says:

    From the just-published REAGAN DIARIES. The entry is dated May 17, 1986.

    C’mere, trolly… Here, eat this.

    And on-topic: It’s unbelievable that Daiper Boy is still in office.

    Comment by NoOneYouKnow — August 23, 2007 @ 4:16 pm

    Oh my god I need to the link to that too fing funny.


  59. shane Says:

    Comment by Norm — August 23, 2007 @ 4:21 pm

    Any idea when this guy's term is up.


  60. Dave C Says:

    The reason Vitter and Corker and Alexander are credible after all is because they spent 14 hours in Iraq talking to folks who have spent MONTHS there. These folks include people like Gen. Petreaus (who libtards hate because they hate the military, period), so when Vitter says the surge is working well, he’s really repeating what folks with credibility (Petreaus) are saying to him! If progtards slur Vitter as a liar, they’re really slurring Petreaus, confirming their animosity for the military.

    Ok, first of all if all these flunkies are going to do is repeat what the General tells them to repeat then they should just stay home & call in their trip. Or better yet wait until Petreaus gets his report from the WH and knows what the dealio really is.

    Secondly, I guess you're forgetting all of the great military minds that have lined up repeatedly over the last 4 years and had differing opinions of the progress in Iraq. They've been ridiculed & reviled & I doubt you've been upset about that. GWB has gone through Generals like toilet paper as he searched for one that would stick to his party line. Petreaus doesn't speak for Petreaus, he speaks for the GWB administration. Once he speaks his mind, & that mind doesn't fit in lockstep with GWB he'll be gone. There is absolutely no respect for the military in the Rep side. They're just PR flacks & cannon fodder as far as the right are concerned.


  61. Grand Moff Texan Says:

    You know, if I want to find a decent whorehouse in Baghdad, I'll ask David Vitter's opinion.

    Aside from that, he can shut his ugly yap and take care of his bastard child.
    .


  62. shane Says:

    Clinton Derangement Syndrome.

    Comment by Egreggious — August 23, 2007 @ 4:23 pm

    Thanks, I lost it there for a minute.


  63. Kwvin Good Says:

    New caption for the image.
    The steak and lobster served at the KBR VIP dining facility is still the best!


  64. LividLib Says:

    keep your distance!
    you don't know where those thumbs have been!


  65. Egreggious Says:

    Any idea when this guy’s term is up.

    Comment by shane — August 23, 2007 @ 4:24 pm

    I think he usually pays for a two-hour term.


  66. shane Says:

    keep your distance!
    you don’t know where those thumbs have been!

    Comment by LividLib — August 23, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

    Um, I'm afraid we do. Better step further back.


  67. Dave C Says:

    NoOneYouKnow, that quote from the Reagan diaries is a hoax.

    http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=6580


  68. shane Says:

    I think he usually pays for a two-hour term.

    Comment by Egreggious — August 23, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

    Really? You think he demands the diaper change last 1:55?


  69. TSop Says:

    In an unrelated story, local prostitution in the Green Zone has had a recent SURGE in activity.


  70. NoOneYouKnow Says:

    Crap! I should have known it was a hoax; Reagan wasn't that literate.


  71. Raven Says:

    Background captions:

    Man behind Vitter:

    "Love you, man!"

    Woman to man in front of her:

    "Wanna surge?"


  72. yikes Says:

    So Bush is sending all the ditto heads to Iraq before the big report next month and each one is saying the surge is working beautifully. Each one has spoke to Petraeus. Hmmmmmm Do you think Petraeus will say the surge is working? Seems like Rove had something to do with this propaganda campaign in the weeks leading to the "Report".


  73. missmolly Says:

    OK, any Congressional Republican wind-up dolls who haven't done the dog and pony show yet?


  74. Cobalt 90 Says:

    He frequented whores....and he is a whore himself.

    It would be funny, if sock puppet bastards like this weren't flushing the country down a toilet.


  75. Bob Says:

    This guy is a Clinton clone.

    At least Clinton had morals:)


  76. Bob Says:

    Clinton did it too.


  77. Bob Says:

    "I did not have sex with that woman (prostitute)."


  78. hellinabucket Says:

    Vitter's words have less impact on the listener than Alan Combs' words on Fox.


  79. Monica sez Says:

    Senator Vitter is my kinda man. I'll wear my red dress for him.
    See ya in the Oral Office big guy:0


  80. Jay Randal Says:

    Now WHY should anybody listen to a guy who likes to wear diapers and get spanked on the bottom like a baby?


  81. Jay Randal Says:

    Did Vitter find an Iraqi lady to play mommy with him wearing a dirty diaper and getting spanked for doing some poop in it?


  82. Hillary Whacked Vince Says:

    David Vitter's approval rating is at 66% in Louisiana. I guess Larry Flynt's efforts to smear him backfired.

    That's ok - Dems own corruption in NJ and now NY.

    I can't wait to hear the nasty things that get said about Gov. Bobby Jindal when he runs for President. Call him a dothead TP - you know you hatemongers want to.


  83. yikes Says:

    Did Vitter find an Iraqi lady to play mommy with him wearing a dirty diaper and getting spanked for doing some poop in it?

    Comment by Jay Randal — August 23, 2007 @ 4:54 pm

    No. The Iraqis kept their woman far away from Vitter. I believe an insurgent male stepped in to do the job!


  84. Tyler Says:

    Of course he'd have a cheery view of his trip, he got 5 packs of diapers for 5 bucks at the local market.


  85. Hillary Whacked Vince Says:

    Jay Randal - shouldn't you be permforming abortions or something?? God, you are such a hateful pig.


  86. buzzbomb Says:

    How much do these dog and pony show trips to Iraq cost us taxpayers?
    Also, can someone enlighten me about the Vitter diaper thing? I have a pretty good imagination and it ain't pretty, but what is the deal?


  87. Jay Randal Says:

    LOL post 82 H.W.V. > so you defend a creepy Senator who hires hookers to treat him like a baby? You are one sicko GOPer bud.


  88. Monica sez Says:

    Clinton knew what a real "surge" was. wink wink ;)

    Bill "surged" on my blue dress. It was a suckcess.


  89. upside00 Says:

    David Vitter’s approval rating is at 66% in Louisiana. I guess

    Comment by Hillary Whacked Vince — August 23, 2007 @ 4:58 pm

    Vitter did his own smearing. If the people in his state don't care about his actions then so be it. Guess Louisiana has had worse scumbags in the past and will have worse ones in the future.

    Just wish they wouldn't put them in a national position of power, keep them in their state legislature.


  90. Bob Says:

    Jay Randal - shouldn’t you be permforming abortions... OooOOOOooouch!


  91. Jay Randal Says:

    buzzbomb > Vitter hired female prostitutes to take a mommy role and he would strip naked and wear a diaper. As a baby he could ask mommy for a tit suckle and a spanking for pooping in his diaper. (Also the hookers had to be named Wendy like his wife.)

    I have NO idea why citizens of Louisiana defend him. Maybe they like to wear diapers too?


  92. VitterIsTheDiaperMan Says:

    Vitter the Shitter says: "My bottom line conclusion...[BushBot BS Follows]"

    Whoa, there, wingnut Diaperman... that's a mighty poor choice of words!


  93. Makarios Says:

    What's up, Bob?

    Keep up the great work at the CIA!


  94. Beverly S. Hill Says:

    Did he take his hookers along with him??????????


  95. LividLib Says:

    a couple of abortions that SHOULD have been performed:

    1. Hillary Whacked Vince
    2. Bob

    oh well! so much for the gene pool!


  96. sharon Says:

    give him a diaper and send him over there for 10 months


  97. Bob Says:

    Those fake born-again Clinton types can lie all the want whenever they want - their religious delusions free them from any kind of moral/ethical constraints

    it’s not a “lie” to them if it’s told to “children”

    just like it’s not “murder” to them if it’s “little innocent babies” being killed

    religious zealot lowlifes (of all stripes - Clinton included) will bring humanity to an end one day

    Comment by tom baker

    -------------------
    well said tom


  98. Makarios Says:

    The reason Vitter and Corker and Alexander are credible after all is because they spent 14 hours in Iraq talking to folks who have spent MONTHS there.

    Exactly right. So when y'all bad about Vitter, Corker, Alexander, and all the other's coming back with positive reports about the progress being made in Iraq, y'all's really talkin' bad about the US troops.


  99. Bob Says:

    HeyoooOooooooo Markarster!

    CIA rules!


  100. Makarios Says:

    Why's everyone talking about Murderous Abortions?

    I thought the topic was about the US winning Iraq!!!


  101. Jay Randal Says:

    If Vitter had done the diaper thing with male hookers, then he would have been forced to resign from the Senate.


  102. yikes Says:

    Why’s everyone talking about Murderous Abortions?

    I thought the topic was about the US winning Iraq!!!

    Comment by Makarios — August 23, 2007 @ 5:17 pm

    The occupation of Iraq IS an abortion.


  103. upside00 Says:

    TROLL ALERT!!!!

    mr. p/bob/mark/et al is off his meds again!

    Need a feces Clean up in Aisle 4


  104. Grand Moff Texan Says:

    The occupation of Iraq IS an abortion.

    Comment by yikes — August 23, 2007 @ 5:19 pm

    It's time to "D & E" the Republican party.

    ... or "D & X" if you're feelin' NASTY!
    .


  105. shane Says:

    What’s up, Bob?

    Keep up the great work at the CIA!

    Comment by Makarios — August 23, 2007 @ 5:11 pm

    Mr. P, CT, could you two go get a room.


  106. Jay Randal Says:

    Just incredible that GOPer trolls would defend a creepy Senator like Vitter who wears diapers as a sex fetish. Makes me sick thinking about it.


  107. shane Says:

    Exactly right. So when y’all bad about Vitter, Corker, Alexander, and all the other’s coming back with positive reports about the progress being made in Iraq, y’all’s really talkin’ bad about the US troops.

    Comment by Makarios — August 23, 2007 @ 5:14 pm

    F*ck you Pbrain. CIA, indeed!


  108. shane Says:

    Just incredible that GOPer trolls would defend a creepy Senator like Vitter who wears diapers as a sex fetish. Makes me sick thinking about it.

    Comment by Jay Randal — August 23, 2007 @ 5:26 pm

    What's pathetic is he couldn't be discreet and we all had to hear about it.


  109. VeniVidiVitterShitter Says:

    Did christo-fascist prostitute poodle Vitter bring a change of diaper, or did it expect to be pampered?


  110. Dave C Says:

    Makarios or any other Repuke troll, please explain how you are supporting the troops from your bedroom in the corner voting to keep the troops in the clusterf*ck known as Iraq. The Dems want the troops home. How can you call what you or your party are doing as support for the troops? If anything you're supporting GWB and he has shown time & time again that he doesn't give a shit about the troops.


  111. Toss these losers Says:

    Oh really now?

    So how much wandering through the streets of beautiful Baghdad did this Bushie shill actually do?

    Clear success in this clown's head probably amounts to them being able to fill in the car bomb craters from last week.


  112. Exley Says:

    Other members of Congress who have determined the surge may be working:

    Democratic Rep. Brian Baird "saw enough progress on the ground that he will no longer vote for binding withdrawal timelines."

    Democratic Rep. Jerry McNerney "suggested that his trip to Iraq made him more flexible in his search for a bipartisan accord on the war."

    Also changing his tune is Democratic Rep. Tim Mahoney of Florida, who says the troop increase 'has really made a difference and really has gotten al-Qaida on their heels.'"

    Even ThinkProgress' own candidate, Sen, Clinton, acknowledged this week that the surge is paying military dividends:

    'Clinton said new tactics have brought some success against insurgents, particularly in Iraq's Anbar province.

    "It's working. We're just years too late in changing our tactics," she said. "We can't ever let that happen again. We can't be fighting the last war. We have to keep preparing to fight the new war."'


  113. Bob Says:

    Just incredible that GOPer trolls would defend a creepy Senator like Vitter who wears diapers as a sex fetish. Makes me sick thinking about it.

    Comment by Jay Randal
    --------------------------------
    Consenting adults right Jay?
    Jays a prude.


  114. Jay Randal Says:

    Bob lol > do you know the difference between sex and a fetish? Maybe you believe a grown male wearing diapers with a hooker is OK, but I think it is sick. Perhaps you dress in leather pants with the crotch cut-out?


  115. Makarios Says:

    Comment by Dave C — August 23, 2007 @ 5:33 pm

    The US should stay in Iraq until the job is done. Dems, Reps, and Independents all know this. Only the far left fringe moonbats, here at TP want full blown genocide.


  116. Jay Randal Says:

    Makarios > Already genocide in Iraq, thanks to Bush, but you GOPers just do not seem to notice it.


  117. Dave C Says:

    I didn't ask your opinion on the war in Iraq Makarios. I asked how you can say the Reps support the troops. Daily there are reports about soldiers being sent back to Iraq with health issues, about underfunding of veteran health facilities, lack of pay for troops etc. And Dems want them home. Feel free to bypass the question, that's your schtick... hurl accusations but avoid any personal responsibility.


  118. Makarios Says:

    Feel free to bypass the question

    OK

    Considering I never claimed that Republicans supported the troops on this thread. In case you forgot, the topic was about the US winning Iraq!!!


  119. Makarios Says:

    Comment by Jay Randal — August 23, 2007 @ 6:07 pm

    No, there isn't.


  120. Jay Randal Says:

    Oh yes there is!


  121. Krazny Says:

    The US should stay in Iraq until the job is done. Dems, Reps, and Independents all know this. Only the far left fringe moonbats, here at TP want full blown genocide.

    Comment by Makarios — August 23, 2007 @ 6:00 pm

    Wasn't Bob saying yesterday we should nuke the middle east into submission, sounded pretty close to genocide to me. No Mak I don't want genocide, I also don't want to destroy the US military over one man's ego.


  122. Dave C Says:

    Considering I never claimed that Republicans supported the troops on this thread. In case you forgot, the topic was about the US winning Iraq!!!

    You made the suggestion that the posters here were talking bad about the troops. My point is that you support keeping the troops in Iraq, the posters on this board by & large support bringing the troops home. You can continue to dodge the question but the point is you support having someone else fight your war. A war that you don't feel obliged to join, but you support the deaths of other fellow Americans on your behalf. You ignore any suggestions that this war was unnecessary or misguided to begin with. If you really were concerned about not doing anything negative to the troops (as you showed concern about earlier) you'd be more interested in getting them home ASAP. Continue to blubber Republican talking points without giving any thought to the consequences.


  123. Dave C Says:

    I never claimed that Republicans supported the troops on this thread.

    btw Markarios, are you suggesting that the Reps don't support the troops? Or just more wishy washy nonsense to avoid the tough questions?


  124. Keith H. Says:

    Today's sign of the apocalypse.


  125. Namtillaku Says:

    I can't think of anyone better to get an opinion from than Vitter, I mean, look what he put his wife through. Gutsy, gutsy guy.


  126. Bob Says:

    Makarios > Already genocide in Iraq, thanks to Bush, but you GOPers just do not seem to notice it.

    Comment by Jay Randal
    ------------------------------
    Did not Bill "The Greatest President Ever" Clinton do genocide too? Rwanda 800,000?
    Put ole Bill back with Hillary in 2008.


  127. Bob Says:

    Bob lol > do you know the difference between sex and a fetish? Maybe you believe a grown male wearing diapers with a hooker is OK, but I think it is sick. Perhaps you dress in leather pants with the crotch cut-out?

    Comment by Jay Randal
    --------------------------------
    Jay you know an awful lot about crotch cut-outs and leather to be acting like you're offended bubby.


  128. michael Says:

    Repuke talking dolls. Just pull the string and out of their mouths comes " The surge is working , the surge is working". I bet Bin Laden is laughing up a storm.


  129. powkat Says:

    Another happy ending for Mr. Vitter.


  130. Bob Says:

    Hey as long as he (Vitter) can keep his personal life separate from his public job who cares. That's the libby code of conduct right? AskBillClinton.com


  131. ForTruth Says:

    Consenting adults right Jay?
    Jays a prude.

    Comment by Bob

    But a free blowjob without any fetishes involved is impeachable. Okaaaaaaay....


  132. Bob Says:

    Free blowjob. No such thing bubby.

    It cost Bubba his integrity:)


  133. Krazny Says:

    #

    Hey as long as he (Vitter) can keep his personal life separate from his public job who cares. That’s the libby code of conduct right? AskBillClinton.com

    Comment by Bob — August 23, 2007 @ 6:32 pm

    At least Bill wasn't paying for sex, which is illegal last time I checked. I do have to say Bill's taste in women was a bit ummmmm lacking.


  134. ForTruth Says:

    Yeah, I guess the BJ\'s are only free once a year, on a guy\'s birthday, if he\'s lucky.


  135. Bruno Hauptmann Says:

    Sounds like Vitter poop hiself again.


  136. Makarios Says:

    Oh yes there is!

    Comment by Jay Randal — August 23, 2007 @ 6:15 pm

    Nope.


  137. Makarios Says:

    btw Markarios, are you suggesting that the Reps don’t support the troops? Or just more wishy washy nonsense to avoid the tough questions?

    Comment by Dave C — August 23, 2007 @ 6:21 pm
    -----------------------------------

    I'm saying that I don't know why the fuk you would even ask that question. Stay on topic, liberal. No one cares about your sappy sob story, shithead.


  138. Dave C Says:

    I’m saying that I don’t know why the fuk you would even ask that question. Stay on topic, liberal. No one cares about your sappy sob story, shithead.

    Ha ha ha. I could have called that. What a moron... can't even answer a simple question like "do the Reps support the military?" That is f*cking amazing. It's ok, it's not like we don't already know the answer. You do too, you just can't think of any lies to spin it the way you'd like to believe it. Maybe invoke the ghost of Tillman to help you out.


  139. pete Says:

    Nope.

    Comment by Makarios — August 23, 2007 @ 6:50 pm

    "This is an act of ethnic cleansing, if you will, almost genocide, when you consider the fact of the target they attacked, and the fact that these Yazidis are really out in a very remote part of Ninevah province where they're, there is very little security, and really no security required up until this point," the commander of American forces in northern Iraq, Army Major General Benjamin Mixon, told CNN.

    DISCREDITED. NEXT ALIAS PLEASE!!!


  140. Makarios Says:

    “This is an act of ethnic cleansing, if you will, almost genocide, when you consider the fact of the target they attacked, and the fact that these Yazidis are really out in a very remote part of Ninevah province where they’re, there is very little security, and really no security required up until this point,” the commander of American forces in northern Iraq, Army Major General Benjamin Mixon, told CNN.

    DISCREDITED. NEXT ALIAS PLEASE!!!

    Comment by pete — August 23, 2007 @ 6:58 pm

    ---

    Thanks for proving my point, pete.


  141. Makarios Says:

    Ha ha ha. I could have called that. What a moron… can’t even answer a simple question like “do the Reps support the military?” That is f*cking amazing. It’s ok, it’s not like we don’t already know the answer. You do too, you just can’t think of any lies to spin it the way you’d like to believe it. Maybe invoke the ghost of Tillman to help you out.

    Comment by Dave C — August 23, 2007 @ 6:54 pm
    -

    That's not the question you asked, doucher. This is:

    btw Markarios, are you suggesting that the Reps don’t support the troops? Or just more wishy washy nonsense to avoid the tough questions?

    Comment by Dave C — August 23, 2007 @ 6:21 pm

    Damn you're dumb, even for a liberal.


  142. Dave C Says:

    “do the Reps support the military?”

    "are you suggesting that the Reps don’t support the troops?"

    Yeah, those are completely different questions. I can see how you could be confused. Now keep avoiding a very basic question & parsing words to avoid the truth.


  143. Makarios Says:

    I can see how you could be confused. Now keep avoiding a very basic question & parsing words to avoid the truth.

    Comment by Dave C — August 23, 2007 @ 7:02 pm

    -

    I'm not confused at all.


  144. Makarios Says:

    Jeez... TP sucks these days.

    I guess all the liberals are to depressed to go online.


  145. Dave C Says:

    I’m not confused at all.

    Then stop acting like you don't understand the question, or that you've been asked multiple questions when the gist of them is all the same... do the Reps support the military? If you're not confused then you're just plain stupid. Now continue to avoid speaking the obvious truth... you & your party don't give a f*ck about the military... they're just cannon fodder... better them then you. Coward.


  146. nofltwlt Says:

    Vitter likes prostitutes Sooooooooo much he dicided to become a prostitute himself.


  147. OxyCon Says:

    The reason Vitter is so optimistic about Iraq is:

    Iraqi women: Prostituting ourselves to feed our children - CNN.com Group is working to raise awareness of the problem with Iraq's political leaders; Two Iraqi mothers tell CNN they turned to prostitution to help feed their ...
    http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/08/15/iraq.prostitution/index.html

    MyDD :: Prostitution Legalized in Iraq An old custom called Muta'a, meaning ecstasy in Arabic, is once again legal in Iraq. Banned by Saddam and viewed by Sunni Muslims as prostitution, ...
    http://www.mydd.com/story/2005/5/11/125339/111


  148. Makarios Says:

    do the Reps support the military?

    -

    Yes.


  149. Makarios Says:

    Comment by Dave C — August 23, 2007 @ 7:06 pm

    There are more conservatives in the military than there are liberals, idiot.


  150. Dave C Says:

    There are more conservatives in the military than there are liberals, idiot.

    Really? Got any stats? How about dudes like McConnell, Lott, Kyl, Boehner, Blunt, Giuliani, Romney, Thompson, Hastert, Armey, Delay, Frist, Santorum, Cheney, Ashcroft, GWB, Jeb Bush, Wolfowitz, Rove & Gingrich. What's up with them? Ok to send men to war, not ok to serve?


  151. Liberalismisdead Says:

    Give it up Dave C.

    Think Progress despises the military and government and free enterprise. Socialism and liberalism have given the world nothing. Dukakis in an army helmet was the laughing stock of the world. Democrats haven't had a good military leader since Truman. We didn't see enough of Kennedy but he was very hawkish and passed it onto his buddy LBJ. Dems got us into Vietnam and it took an ultraconservative like Nixon to bail us out. Millions died during the killing fields of the Khmer Rouge and liberals could give a flying rats behind. Clinton was busy trying to do Monica to care about Rwanda. Nice track record there buddy. Carter's policy of trying to "be nice to everyone and the world will love us" really worked wonders in freeing the hostages. Arab world is praying 5 times a day to Allah in hopes that Kucinich is elected. They think he is the reincarnation of Carter.


  152. Krazny Says:

    the reps don't seem to care much for soldiers once they come back. I mean cmon terrible health system, shorter time at home, longer deployment times, equipment shortages that would make a russian weep, inability to plan appropriatley, Yup they support the troops all right, long as the troops stay healthy and keep their mouths shut.


  153. shane Says:

    Did not Bill “The Greatest President Ever” Clinton do genocide too? Rwanda 800,000?
    Put ole Bill back with Hillary in 2008.

    Comment by Bob — August 23, 2007 @ 6:25 pm

    More than that dead in Darfur under Bush and the Republican congress. Do you have a point.


  154. shane Says:

    It cost Bubba his integrity:)

    Comment by Bob — August 23, 2007 @ 6:39 pm

    It wasn't the blowjob that did that. It was the republican witchhunt, remember.


  155. Bush is a WAR CRIMINAL TRAITOR Says:

    Another Chickenhawk, diaper-wearing, dildo-azzed, "christian" HYPOCRITE speaks his "mind".

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


  156. shane Says:

    Thanks for proving my point, pete.

    Comment by Makarios — August 23, 2007 @ 6:59 pm

    His post was too complicated for you so you dismiss it. You are such a loser. Sign up, we want to take a poll on how long it takes you to get fragged. I'lll take 21 days.


  157. shane Says:

    I’m not confused at all.

    Comment by Makarios — August 23, 2007 @ 7:03 pm

    Sure you are. Want to explain the cart joke from the other day.


  158. shane Says:

    TP sucks these days.

    I guess all the liberals are to depressed to go online.

    Comment by Makarios — August 23, 2007 @ 7:06 pm

    I guess that's why you're hear. Sucking is your "thing".


  159. Bush is a WAR CRIMINAL TRAITOR Says:

    Gen. Jack Keane says a BRITISH SURGE is called for.

    Lead by Tony Blair, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Scooter Libby and Vitter.

    The Diaper/Dildo Chickenhawk Brigade!!

    Boo-yah!!!


  160. gummitch Says:


    Jeez… TP sucks these days.

    I guess all the liberals are to depressed to go online.

    Comment by Makarios — August 23, 2007 @ 7:06 pm

    Naw, they're just sick of your retarded little comments and your inability to ever write an original thought, Mr. Pee.


  161. Dave C Says:

    He's thinking. Trying to come up with a way to explain why there are so many chickenhawks in the Bush Administration in a single word. I guess he'll just say it's off topic. Moron.


  162. Bill Frist Says:

    Ten hours? I watched Fox yesterday and I can confirm that the insurgency is in a persistent vegetative state.

    I have an idea what to do with all those stray cats too. Call 1-800-CAT-KILR


  163. lurker Says:

    The purpose of the surge is to provide security so the government
    could do it's job. Regardless of the situation "on the ground" if there
    is no progress by the government then the surge has failed.


  164. waydot Says:

    Just a hunch, but at least 15 minutes of that trip was spent getting him laid.


  165. Mark Foley Says:

    My computer is Congressional papers and stuff, you can't see it.


  166. Rick Renzi Says:

    I've decided to not seek re-election...

    Which has nothing to do with me being investigated by the FBI.


  167. Dennis Hastart Says:

    I will be giving up my seat before my term is over...


  168. David Vitter Says:

    Iraq is kick ass...

    Please don't fire me.


  169. big papa Says:

    "Yesterday, Sens. Lamar Alexander (R-TN) and Bob Corker (R-TN) returned from a brief trip to Iraq, proclaiming that they saw “clear success” on the ground. "

    -TP-

    ...the EXACT same success they saw before they left for Iraq...


  170. big papa Says:

    ...In fact, due t' th' lack o' legitimate industry and commerce...

    ...several new brothels have sprung up in Iraq...

    ...with a delectable array of choice young thangs...

    ...that my colleagues and I had the pleasure to sample during our fact finding mission...

    ...yessiree Bob my surge wuz workin'...overtime..."

    -David Vitter (R-Lousyassana)-


  171. ipod Says:

    my bottom line conclusion is that vitter and mccain and the rest of the tourists who drop into the green zone are a bunch of c*nts


  172. ardee Says:

    Who's the bigger idiot? The idiot or the idiots who voted him into office?


  173. Probus Says:

    Vitter is using the troops to resurrect his own damaged image. Spending a few hours inside the green zone are not enough to assess the progress on the ground in Iraq. Fact is the surge which was supposed to push political reconciliation has not worked at all.


  174. woodguy Says:

    How many prostitutes was Vetter able to contact in his heroic 10 hours, and did he bring his own diapers or did our tax dollars pay for them?

    Just wondering.


  175. pzdoff Says:

    If this clown can make a judgement on conditions on the ground in Iraq after spending only 10 hours there, he should be able to write a series of books on the relationships of prostitutes and their johns. How about it Mr. born-again christian, care to enlighten those of us still in the dark about whores?


  176. tarazan Says:

    Vitter: In my trip I discovered, at first hand that there is also prostitution and madams in Iraq.


  177. pzdoff Says:

    David Vitter......the expert on whores AND wars.


  178. Lora Says:

    I can’t wait to hear the nasty things that get said about Gov. Bobby Jindal when he runs for President. Call him a dothead TP - you know you hatemongers want to.
    Comment by Hillary Whacked Vince — August 23, 2007 @ 4:58 pm

    Dems got us into Vietnam and it took an ultraconservative like Nixon to bail us out. Millions died during the killing fields of the Khmer Rouge and liberals could give a flying rats behind. Clinton was busy trying to do Monica to care about Rwanda. Nice track record there buddy.
    Comment by Liberalismisdead

    Your monikers already reveal that you aren't much into facts,
    Hillary Whacked Vince/liberalismisdead, but for your reference, Bobby Jindal is not Governor (he lost that election) but a Congressman filling the seat in the House of Representatives that used to be held by the dishonorable Senator Vitter. I just love how you neoCONs use the Rovian tactic of trying to accuse liberals/progressives of things you people are actually guilty of. I guess it's too hard for you to recall that the person who most infamously called an American citizen of Indian descent "maccaca" was former Senator George Allen, whom several neo-CON pundits expected to be the next Republiscum candidate for president.
    As for even less recent history (way beyond your capacities, I suppose), it was under Eisenhower (with Nixon as VP) that the United States first got involved in Vietnam, though it is true that LBJ greatly expanded that. And it was Ford--not Nixon--who ultimately pulled US troops completely out.
    Finally, if Clinton was perhaps paying too much attention to Monica to bother with Rwanda, maybe we can say that Dumbya has been too busy with male hooker Jeff Gannon to give a hoot about Darfur. Not such a nice track record, stupid troll.


  179. BK Says:

    So Vitter goes to Iraq, and its all Hillary's fault. Welcome to the
    Reich Wing cloud coo coo land. If Monica had not blown Bill, we
    wouldn't be in this mess today. Good to know the Sanctified Reich
    Wing, with representatives like Foley, and Haggard, are around to
    insure Godly virtue in or Government, and put real meaning into the
    value part of "Family values".

    Or, republican Reich wing perverts, that live in glass houses, should
    not throw stones. Clinton is history. Try living in the here and now,
    when looking for scapegoats. Good luck with that.


  180. scooter Says:

    funny,,,, Hillary does a visit and her information is "state of art",,, I think whats got ya all bothered about VITTER is not what he said about the SURGE,,, (you all know it won't work before it happened) But that this VITTER guy had the DECENCY to restrict his HUMPTY DUMPTY to a BROTHEL and a whore.... vs... the DEMO CLINTON model of DOIN it in the WHITE HOUSE,,, and then NOT going all the way.... what the heck is that all about? (just some more LIB crap about not being able to follow thru).
    Maybe you would be happier with VITTER if he did the deed in the congressional bathrooms? Now there's a real man.


  181. scooter Says:

    Stop it,,, Clinton is History,,,,
    don't anyone else compare the CLINTON story of sex in the OVAL OFFICE with VITTER and his sex in a brothel...

    they don't even compare and are not EQUAL,,,,
    Having the decency to confine yourself to a prostitute vs an INTERN (working for you) makes these 2 examples completely incompatible...

    Even though the feminatzis can excuse bill,,, (he did'nt really mean too) Vitter on the other hand,,, did it because he Hates WOMEN and AMERICA.

    PS,,, do ya think Hillary can tell the difference?



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