Gonzales to be replaced by Chertoff?
U.S. News reports, “The buzz among top Bushies is that beleaguered Attorney General Alberto Gonzales finally plans to depart and will be replaced by Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff. Why Chertoff? Officials say he’s got fans on Capitol Hill, is untouched by the Justice prosecutor scandal, and has more experience than Gonzales did, having served as a federal judge and assistant attorney general.”
JohnAlbertoMichaelAshcroftGonzalesChertoff has always been head of DOJ.
-GSD
August 25th, 2007 at 5:58 pmSo who wants to Homeland Security? Suggestions?
August 25th, 2007 at 5:59 pmOMG. Replacing the fox guarding the chicken cook with Colonel Sanders.
Way to go, Georgie!
The fast track to selling the US out to Israel.
August 25th, 2007 at 5:59 pmExcellent choice.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:02 pmChertoff will be as good (or even better!), than Gonzales.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:04 pmI am not sure that Bush will get rid of Gonzo. It would be admitting that he screwed up and Georgie isn’t about to do that. Plus, the Senate confirmation hearing would be a bit sticky with Chertoff in light of the FEMA mess.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:04 pmSay it ain’t so, Gonzo! Say it ain’t so!
As for Chertoff - is this a promotion or a demotion? And what does this say about Bush’s priorities for the nation? Can we really afford not to have Chertoff’s Golden Gut on the job at Homeland Security?
Chertoff appears to have earned status with the White House as a “loyal Bushie,” or this chairswitching would be unthinkable.
So long, Gonzo. You’ve probably got a lucrative future ahead at the Heritage Foundation, where Wolfowitz and Bolton are warming chairs. Don’t let the door hit you in the butt on your way out.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:04 pmGonzales is moving into the empty Homeland Security slot?
August 25th, 2007 at 6:06 pmI wish to submit Mike Brown as a suggestion for new Homeland Security “Czar”
August 25th, 2007 at 6:07 pmThere are so few left in the inner circle Bush has to resort to musical chairs.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:08 pmOK, trolls, tivia time. Who wrote the tune
August 25th, 2007 at 6:14 pmAnother one bites the dust?
Same shit, different pile.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:16 pmCaption contest: (from Mars Attacks)
I’ll be calling youuuuuuuuuuuuu, dear!
August 25th, 2007 at 6:19 pmI nominate Geronimo to head Homeland Security.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:20 pmRuh Roh.
Who’s gonna steer the bus over the cliff into the aether?
August 25th, 2007 at 6:24 pmLike Der Monkey leaving the White House, I’ll believe it when I see it.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:28 pmWH: Hello Ashcroft?
Ash: Click
WH: He hung up.
WH: Hello Harriet?
Har: Click
WH: She hung up.
WH Hello Brownie?
BRN: Click
WH: He hung up.
WH: Hello Chert…
CHR: Click.
WH: He Hung up.
WH: Hello Lurita Doan?
August 25th, 2007 at 6:29 pmChertoff will be as good (or even better!), than Gonzales.
Comment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 6:04 pm
When’s the cookoff? Will there be a sauce contest on the side? Will Gonzo have a plantain inserted in his mouth in honor of his Latino heritage?
August 25th, 2007 at 6:31 pmChertoff will be as good (or even better!), than Gonzales.
Comment by TripMaster Makarios
Pray tell, what good did AGAG do?
August 25th, 2007 at 6:32 pmI’ll tell you why Chertoff.. They want to keep that circle REAL small about who knows what they are doing with the illegal surveillance programs.. This is no surprise at all. I will bet he will make it a recess appointment as well. There is no way Congress would okay Chertoff.
This is most definitely a cabal, a mafia, a sydicate. They are going to run out of people to shuffle around before too much longer. Maybe Cheney could be Vice President AND Attorney General! Never mind that he doesn’t have a law degree. Why should Cheney actually being qualified have anything to do with an appointment. It would make about as much sense as anything else these guys do or try to pull..
August 25th, 2007 at 6:32 pmCaption Contest: “Aw, Alberto, why didn’t you tell me you were going to wear the red one. We must look like jerks here…”
August 25th, 2007 at 6:37 pmSTAY, GONZALES, STAY!!!
August 25th, 2007 at 6:40 pmCaption contest: “So that’s what you look like when you’re not buried up my colon.”
August 25th, 2007 at 6:42 pmLeave Jake, leave.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:43 pmI think I will stay, just for the record.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:45 pmI know not all of you like me cause of my stance on allowing millions of people invade our country without consequence but I really need some common understanding right now.
I video taped my doctor demoralizing me and it’s taken all the fight I had left to try and find a treatment for the chronic illness I’ve suffered from for 5 years now.
this is how I was “treated” last wed.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DxJtyIjjmEA
I need some get well cards my fellow radical leftist free health care nerds :(
August 25th, 2007 at 6:46 pmWhich record is that? The fake record you posted on this site?
I was with the Army’s 60th Signal Service Company out of Fort Lewis, deployed to Korea and then Japan at the First Tokyo Arsenal, until my honorable discharge as a Sgt. - Jake D
http://www.koreanwar.org/html/units/60sigsvc.htm
August 25th, 2007 at 6:46 pmSo who wants to Homeland Security? Suggestions? - - Brownie, of course.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:47 pmFor the record, there were more than two Americans fighting in the Korean War.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:47 pmSTAY, GONZALES, STAY!!!
Comment by Jake D. — August 25, 2007 @ 6:40 pm
SIT, GONZALES, SIT!!
ROLL OVER!!!!!
August 25th, 2007 at 6:48 pmFor the record, there were more than two Americans fighting in the Korean War.
Comment by Jake D. — August 25, 2007 @ 6:47 pm
Unfortunately, you were exactly NONE of them… so sad…
August 25th, 2007 at 6:50 pmthats like replacing a broken pipe with another broken pipe.
only in the bush administration.. another case of rearranging the chairs on the titanic.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:50 pmI think I will stay, just for the record.
Comment by Jake D. — August 25, 2007 @ 6:45 pm
Moody Blues - In Search of the Lost Cord?
August 25th, 2007 at 6:51 pmAs for Chertoff - is this a promotion or a demotion?
I would say a opromotion, as he would move from 16th in the line of succession As Secretary of Homeland Security, to 7th as Attorney General.
Think about that a moment. The man in charge of Homeland Security is 16th in the line of succession to the top job. If he royally screws up and the fifteen people ahead of him (as well as the president) suddenly perish, he becomes president. That seems to me to be a massive conflict of interest on the peoples’ part. If it became his turn to be president, he must not have been very good at the job he had. Just saying.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:51 pmLooks like 18 more months of musical chairs for bushco.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:52 pmHow bad is Chertoff’s memory? He may not be qualified for the job.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:53 pmthats like replacing a broken pipe with another broken pipe.
only in the bush administration.. another case of rearranging the chairs on the titanic.
Comment by Chris from Maine — August 25, 2007 @ 6:50 pm
I think Stephen Colbert put it best at the WHPC Dinner:
“This administration isn’t sinking, it’s soaring! If anything, this is rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenberg.” The president didn’t care for that joke. The rest of us enjoyed it immensely.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:54 pmMy favorite Latino is leaving?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well, Chertie is pretty cool.
GOD. BLESS. AMERICA. (I advocated for America, therefore I’ll draw the ire of TripMaster M, where he’ll blind me with his way of italicizing everything, typing ’sez’ into the header, along with the he tabs his paragraphs so cutely!)
August 25th, 2007 at 6:54 pmThe Leftardos got nothing!!!
August 25th, 2007 at 6:56 pmHow bad is Chertoff’s memory? He may not be qualified for the job.
Comment by Dave C — August 25, 2007 @ 6:53 pm
Senator: Mr. Secretary, do you remember being sworn in as Secretary of Homeland Security?
Chertoff: No, Senator, I do not recall being sworn in to that post.
Senator: I vote aye!
August 25th, 2007 at 6:56 pmThe Leftardos got nothing!!!
Comment by Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 6:56 pm
WOW!!! Zing!!! What rapier-ike wit…
August 25th, 2007 at 6:57 pmI don’t think I am comfortable with somebody being 7th in line for the Presidency of this country who has a dual citizenship with US and Israel.
August 25th, 2007 at 6:57 pmI don’t think I am comfortable with somebody being 7th in line for the Presidency of this country who has a dual citizenship with US and Israle (on purpose so this comment will actually go through)..
August 25th, 2007 at 6:58 pmpiltdown sez
What are you talking about, liberal?
August 25th, 2007 at 6:58 pmJG sez
Why?
Are you an anti-semite?
August 25th, 2007 at 7:00 pmWhat are you talking about, liberal?
Comment by Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 6:58 pm
Sounds a lot like “A Class Divided” So are you a brown eye or a blue?
August 25th, 2007 at 7:01 pmHow about this? I am uncomfortable with anybody being sworn in as president who has a dual citizenship with any country.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:02 pmJG sez
What’s “Israle”?
August 25th, 2007 at 7:02 pmNo, because I am not comfortable with the politics of Israel. I have lots of Jewish friends. Some of them don’t even agree with the politics of Israel.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:02 pmComment by Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 6:58 pm
Well, here’s what THIS liberal is talking about.
We liberals have this country under contract to Islam, as it’s the natural way to go about our business for a just (bleh), secure (bleh), and free (huh?) America.
As I democrat, I am for die-versity. Aren’t you?
August 25th, 2007 at 7:02 pm“For the record, there were more than two Americans fighting in the Korean War.
Comment by Jake D.”
jake is a lying, gutless weasel who plagiarized a real vets war record and was busted. don’t waste your time with this prototypical republican. shun it.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:04 pmWayne, agreed.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:04 pmThe Democrat of Insanity sez
Real Americans don’t believe in Islam. Here listen to this song about Muslim Man’s Burden.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:05 pmHey Mak, is that like saying “real men don’t ask for directions”?
August 25th, 2007 at 7:06 pmChertoff - Smirnoff - Jackoff: One in the same. Although I doubt that anyone can be as impotent and as irresponsible as Alberto VO5, ChertSmirJackoff would be a close second.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:07 pmCHENEY (to WH operator):
Give me that call on the President’s line!
CHENEY (to Chertoff):
Hello — Chertoff? Cheney. Where’s the President? — What do you mean, you can’t locate him? Chertoff, you know what this means. We’re the only ones in town defending Gonzo and if he hangs tomorrow we’re washed up! Find the President and when you find him tell him we want your Recess Appointment!… Tell him I elected him and I can have him impeached! Sure, you can do it, Chertoff — I know you can. I always said you were the greatest lackey in this administration, and now you can prove it. Get going Chertoff! Attaboy!
Cheney hangs up.
CHENEY (to picture of Rove, on his desk) The greatest lackey in this administration, my ass! First I gotta tell him what to do. Then, I gotta tell him how to do it — then I gotta do it for him! Now if you had only been loyal enough to stay on until our work was done…
(borrowed and edited from His Girl Friday - 1940 - perhaps the greatest dialog-driven movie ever made. by Charles Lederer.)
August 25th, 2007 at 7:07 pmAll bush has left is a confederacy of dunces and simian creatures.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:08 pmHey Mak, is that like saying “real men don’t ask for directions�
Comment by JG — August 25, 2007 @ 7:06 pm
We’re both stupid, as I agree with one of the dumbest statements that only a lefty can make.
“Loving Islam” vs. “Asking directions”
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me!
August 25th, 2007 at 7:10 pmThis truly is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic! Maybe he will give RUDEE the DHS job, since he looks so good in a dress at the press conferences.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:11 pmI bet Bush would then appoint William Kristol for Homeland Security Secretary! That would make perfect sense.. Oh, yet another recess appointment. The fox protecting the henhouse. He is running out of PNAC’ers to fill all the holes. Yet another guy who still supports Bush and who is wanting to bomb Iran.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:12 pmAs far as I can tell so far the suggestions for Homeleand are: Brown, Gonzoles, and Kristol. I think we may be overlooking many highly qualified candidates
August 25th, 2007 at 7:14 pmI can be stupid today. I just came in from digging up shribs in the hot sun for the last several hours and I am hot and tired and cranky. Stupid sounds kind of fun right now.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:15 pmThe Democrat of Insanity sez
Here’s who is really to blame!
August 25th, 2007 at 7:15 pmWhen has Bush EVER looked for qualified?? In six entire years???
August 25th, 2007 at 7:16 pmAnd a late arrival: Rudi
August 25th, 2007 at 7:16 pmShribs?? Dumb me. SHRUBS.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:17 pmReal Americans don’t believe in Islam. Here listen to this song about -Makarios
According to Coulter liberals are Godless, which means they wouldn’t care about Islam. This is a righty fearfactor card.
Extremism comes in many forms and people will use any excuse or rational for that. The fact is Muslims believe Jesus [Isa] is in heaven and will come back to defeat the anti-christ. Just as the evangelicals do. Both are Rapture nuts intent on war with evil so good will return.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:19 pm…and of course if gonzales does depart, he takes a bee line back to WH and job as presidential council.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:21 pm.
Comment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 7:10 pm
CORRECTION:
Loving Islam = Asking for directions
It feels great to be a stupid dem.
P.S.– Tripmaster M, am I being “deliberately obtuse,” or am I being a dolt? I’m uploading your anti-Muslim hate song. I have to be sure to call it hateful! How else could I be a lefty?
August 25th, 2007 at 7:21 pmIf you want to understand the Islamic extremists just ask a Reagan/Bush era Freedom Fighter supporter.
Sheesh,
August 25th, 2007 at 7:22 pmI have to be sure to call it hateful! How else could I be a lefty?
Comment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 7:21 pm
Oh Gosh!!! Such a clever one! ZING!!! They must have upped the payrates fro the weekend trolls. They’re definitely gittin’ a higher quality of repartee here!!! ;-D!!!
August 25th, 2007 at 7:24 pmThe Democrat of Insanity sez
It’s not hateful at all! It’s about the beautiful words of Mahomet!!!
August 25th, 2007 at 7:24 pmAnother Correction
I’m uploading your anti-Muslim hate song. I have to be sure to call it hateful! How else could I be a righty wacko extremist like the Al Qaeda nuts who have religion all fecked up with war and armageddon and sheet
August 25th, 2007 at 7:25 pmSo that that Seedy Alberto Gonzales and George W. Chimpler won’t be able to make goo-goo eyes at each other anymore.
Somewhere Jeff Gannon is jealous.
-GSD
August 25th, 2007 at 7:28 pmOkay, this is my last post because I am all sweaty and I need a hot shower (and did I already say I was cranky?..).
August 25th, 2007 at 7:28 pmListen carefully trolls.
Some REAL Americans believe in Islam. Some REAL Americans believe in Buddah. Some REAL Americans believe in Jesus. Some REAL Americans believe believe in Judaism. Some REAL Americans believe in NOTHING. I am sure I forgot something here..
They are ALL REAL Americans. That is NOT what defines a REAL American. Trying to say that what religion you practice defines you as an American or a patriotic or not is RIDICULOUS and unConstitutional.
That is the beauty of this country. Freedom to practice our religion of choice. It has nothing to do with being patriotic, loving this country, caring about what happens to it.. etc..
Perhaps you don’t agree with the Constitution.. Doesn’t that then question whther or not you are a REAL American?
Sheesh! Now, I am going to go clean up.
Comment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 7:25 pm
Stupid lefty, no one but the libtarded says “fecked.” You betray yourself, like a true dumba$$ lefty.
Nice try.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:28 pm.
Makarios speaking to yourself again? Tsk Tsk.
Who in Greek was the bringer of light? Eos?
Who by Jesus was the bringer of light? Venus?
Who by Babylonian was the fallen Angel [King?] Lucem Ferre, another word for the bringer of light.
Babylon is in Iraq Markarios
August 25th, 2007 at 7:29 pmComment by TripMaster Makarios
Stupid righty, you don’t even know your own religion.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:30 pmComment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 7:25 pm
Name-jackings are ~kewl~. I should know, since I’m a wimpy, desperate lefty as you are! HeHe.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:34 pmComment by JG — August 25, 2007 @ 7:28 pm
Well said, JG…
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.
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you filthy slob! ;)
No, seriously, well put.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:36 pmHeckuva job, Skeletor!
August 25th, 2007 at 7:37 pmThe Democrat of Insanity sez
Yup. It was a complete libtard failure. As no one except the mentally libtarded would use the word “fecked.” No one was fooled.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:37 pmComment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 7:24 pm
LOL! CLASSIC!
That song put it all in perspective, TripMak. However, since I’m a hard-headed, peach-brained lefty, it won’t stick.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:38 pmSo Markarios you have learned nothing from your Greek history nor of ancient astronomy nor of physics.
Such a waste of a good mind…ruined by political ideological hatred brought on by listening to the pedantic fools game on TV and Radio.
Political operatives have ruined your critical thinking skills and wasted your time.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:40 pmComment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 7:37 pm
“fecked”
The creativity of a lefty. That’s an insult to Ward Churchill.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:40 pmIt’s Saturday night and, sure enough, none of the trolls could get a date. None of them seems to have friends to hang out with, either. What a huge surprise.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:40 pmThe Democrat of Insanity sez
Maybe you should apologize. ^_^
August 25th, 2007 at 7:41 pmComment by Zero Point Energy — August 25, 2007 @ 7:40 pm
As a stupid lefty, I bring nothing to the table.
How are you any different?
August 25th, 2007 at 7:42 pmThey think a song is truth only because it matches their partisan opinion.
Pity the fools.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:43 pmZero Point Energy sez
Well, I did spot you name-jacking… instantaneously!!!
August 25th, 2007 at 7:43 pmComment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 7:41 pm
^_^ uploading ^_^
I hope you’ll allow me to take my time, MasterM.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:45 pmHow are you any different?
So now I am as you. Happy?
August 25th, 2007 at 7:46 pmIt’s really kind of creepy watching Mr P talk to himself here. Talk about a desperate cry for help.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:47 pmIt’s really kind of creepy watching Mr P talk to himself here. Talk about a desperate cry for help.
And he’s proud of discovering namejacking… this from the dude who posts under a multitude of insane hats.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:48 pmWell, I did spot you name-jacking… instantaneously!!!
No, you spot nothing, you talk to yourself in varied monikers.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:49 pmComment by Zero Point Energy — August 25, 2007 @ 7:43 pm
So the tell me, from one stupid lefty to another, how is it Israel’s fault?
Please don’t prove me wrong, as I’ll spin any answer that’s truthful into plastic truthiness.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:50 pmThe Democrat of Insanity sez
Take all the time you need. ^_^
August 25th, 2007 at 7:50 pmIt’s really kind of creepy watching Mr P talk to himself here. Talk about a desperate cry for help.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 25, 2007 @ 7:47 pm
“kind of” creepy? Yeesh. Still, if it keeps it up long enough, maybe he’ll disappear up his own ass once and for all.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:50 pmNo, you spot nothing, you talk to yourself in varied monikers.
Comment by Zero Point Energy — August 25, 2007 @ 7:49 pm
No f-ing sh*t…
August 25th, 2007 at 7:50 pmComment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 25, 2007 @ 7:47 pm
I bet you’re a slightly dumber lefty than I am.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:52 pmFor the record, my “dating” days were done the day I was married. Next canard?
August 25th, 2007 at 7:52 pm“kind of†creepy? Yeesh.
Comment by gummitch — August 25, 2007 @ 7:50 pm
Well yeah… it’s an understatement. ;-D!! What can I say?
Subtle little me…
August 25th, 2007 at 7:54 pmI bet you’re a slightly dumber lefty than I am.
Comment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 7:52 pm
YAWN… Got anything - ANYTHING at all - meaningful???
August 25th, 2007 at 7:55 pmFor the record, my “dating†days were done the day I was married. Next canard?
For the record your married days were done the day your wife found you in the washroom with the plunger handle up your ass and a copy of Men’s Health in your hand.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:57 pmNext canard?
Comment by Jake D. — August 25, 2007 @ 7:52 pm
He huffed and he puffed and he blowed his “wife” up!!! ;-D!!!
Now, whenever she tries that old “I have a headache tonight dear” stuff, he just threatens to let the air out. Keeps her right in line, but strangely enough, Jake’s the one doing the blowing here.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:57 pmComment by gummitch — August 25, 2007 @ 7:50 pm
“Gum and mitch were married on the worst day of the year we could have possibly scheduled (the only one available in crowded lefty town!), December 25th, 1905. For that my wife, mitch, became *itch, but we won’t discuss that here. “
August 25th, 2007 at 7:57 pmIt’s really kind of creepy watching Mr P talk to himself here. Talk about a desperate cry for help.
Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 25, 2007 @ 7:47 pm
“kind of†creepy? Yeesh. Still, if it keeps it up long enough, maybe he’ll disappear up his own ass once and for all.
Comment by gummitch — August 25, 2007 @ 7:50 pm
He’s got his own blog for an echo chamber, why is he doing it here? And why is he calling himself “Tripmaster” anything?
August 25th, 2007 at 7:58 pmLOL!!! For the record, my wife is sitting right here in the livingroom. I’ve never beat her either. If anyone NOT on the “Ignore List” wants to discuss the thread TOPIC, let me know.
August 25th, 2007 at 7:59 pmComment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 25, 2007 @ 7:55 pm
Yeah, it’s all Israel’s fault.
And, you owe us an apology!
I’m a regular lefty. That is, brain-fried.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:00 pmLOL!!! For the record, my wife is sitting right here in the livingroom. I’ve never beat her either
I tell you Jake, if you beat your lover too often you’ll go blind.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:00 pmI’m a regular lefty. That is, brain-fried.
Comment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 8:00 pm
ZING!!! So meaningful.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:00 pmComment by Zooey — August 25, 2007 @ 7:58 pm
How dare you! Are you a idiot lefty to a lesser degree? If so, get out! We don’t need trolls around here.
This is lefty land, right friends?
I’m a lefty and I hate life.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:02 pmThe Democrat of Insanity sez
HEyOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ^_^
August 25th, 2007 at 8:02 pmAnyone else?
August 25th, 2007 at 8:02 pmIf anyone NOT on the “Ignore List†wants to discuss the thread TOPIC, let me know.
Comment by Jake D. — August 25, 2007 @ 7:59 pm
Aw, jake, you know NO ONE here takes you the least bit seriously. And if I’m on the Ignore List, why respone to my post? Little inconsistent, along w/ incontinent, are we???
August 25th, 2007 at 8:03 pmComment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 25, 2007 @ 8:00 pm
Hold me, fellow crazed lefty. Hold me!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:06 pmAnyone else?
Comment by Jake D. — August 25, 2007 @ 8:02 pm
Sure why not? What’s up with you again? Sorry wasn’t paying attention
August 25th, 2007 at 8:08 pmGummy, where are you? Talk to my gullible lefty slush-ball of a mind. Talk to me!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:12 pmGW Botch writes,
“Hier Chertoff,
Our plans to usher in marshall law against the will of the people are working to a tee! Keep up the great Facist work over at DoJ!! Use all of your power from the DHS and the Patriot Act to trample our citizens rights into the ground!!
Me and you can now begin to tie up the loose ends between spying on the citizens and actually arresting them and putting them away without a trial.
I love you man!!
[signed]
August 25th, 2007 at 8:12 pmGW Botch”
For the record, my “dating†days were done the day I was married. Next canard?
Comment by Jake D. — August 25, 2007 @ 7:52 pm
So, for the record, you have just admitted to being a troll?
August 25th, 2007 at 8:13 pmCaption:
George: “I do”
Alberto: (”I know you do”)
August 25th, 2007 at 8:14 pm**SEVERE THUNDER STORMS IN FAIRFAX, VA**
- - - preparing to end transmission for the time being - - -
August 25th, 2007 at 8:15 pmLOL!!! For the record, my wife is sitting right here in the livingroom. I’ve never beat her either. If anyone NOT on the “Ignore List†wants to discuss the thread TOPIC, let me know.
Comment by Jake D. — August 25, 2007 @ 7:59 pm
Jake, no one wants to discuss anything with you, no matter how many AOL acronyms you’ve learned.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:16 pmFor the record, my “dating†days were done the day I was married. Next canard? Comment by Jake D
For the record, your not dead when you get married and can still enjoy going out. Why spend so much time on this blog when you have so much wisdom to gove to redstate or freeRepublic?
You do realize that Makarios clowning around has not gained any new Republican members, in fact the GOP donation line folded.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:16 pm- preparing to end transmission for the time being - - -
Comment by TripMaster Makarios
Put on your tin foil hat and stand under a tree, you’ll be safe I promise!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:17 pm**SEVERE THUNDER STORMS IN FAIRFAX, VA**
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Comment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:15 pm
I love that ice-9
August 25th, 2007 at 8:17 pm**SEVERE THUNDER STORMS IN FAIRFAX, VA**
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Comment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:15 pm
Ooops, got to set up my Instant Thor Altar, so I can direct some of his bolts of lightning where they will do some good.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:17 pmI’m a lefty and I hate life.
Comment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 8:02 pm
F*ck off.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:18 pmIgnore em Zoo, its an Orwellian righty that loves death and destroys its religious past.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:22 pmIgnore em Zoo, its an Orwellian righty that loves death and destroys its religious past.
Comment by PEZ — August 25, 2007 @ 8:22 pm
Where does that even come from, Zep? Lefties hate life? I don’t get it, because I certainly don’t hate life, or anything else.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:25 pmHow about bringing back Tom Ridge for the Department of Homeland Security? He was such an intellectual giant. And for some reason, every time I looked at him it reminded me of hamburgers. Maybe it was his uncanny resemblance to Bob’s Big Boy.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:25 pmGonzo will probably bail just as Rove, Snow and many others have done. I doubt Chertoff, prMiers, for that matter would take the position.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:26 pmWhere does that even come from, Zep? Lefties hate life? I don’t get it, because I certainly don’t hate life, or anything else.
Comment by Zooey
Nothing to get Zoo. The guy from GQ magazine the other day noted he knew how to push progressives buttons. He doesn’t believe what hes typing either. Its button pushing.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:28 pmHold me, fellow crazed lefty. Hold me!
Comment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 8:06 pm
Damn, you keep trying so hard, but… nothin’ comes of it. No yuks, no offense, no statement of position… nothin’… so sad. Keep trying!!! ;-D!!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:29 pmMan, with so many rats jumping off the Titanic, you have to wonder who’s gonna be left to hold Chimpy’s hand on 01/20/09. That is, besides Darth.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:29 pmBut factually a Republican consultant was involved in a double murder suicide. GOP consultant in murder-suicide … heh - another republican homosexual - maybe the party should be thinking more openly. Posted by: | August 24, …
August 25th, 2007 at 8:30 pmblogs.tampabay.com/buzz/2007/08/gop-consultant-.html
Where does that even come from, Zep? Lefties hate life? I don’t get it, because I certainly don’t hate life, or anything else.
Comment by Zooey — August 25, 2007 @ 8:25 pm
It’s just gibberish, Zooey, which is all we can expect from the trolls. You can’t take it personally, any more than you can take it personally when some mental case walking down the sidewalk chooses you to scream at about the bat people.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:30 pmSo, what the button pusher said pertains to the right, not the left.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:31 pmComment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 25, 2007 @ 8:29 pm
It’s all Israel’s fault!
You owe me an apology!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:31 pmWhere does that even come from, Zep? Lefties hate life? I don’t get it, because I certainly don’t hate life, or anything else.
Comment by Zooey — August 25, 2007 @ 8:25 pm
Maybe it was a typo. I don’t really like miller “Lite” but I doubt that’s what was ment. I’m okay with “lime”. “Line” seems pretty benign. I’m going with Lice. Who really likes lice?
August 25th, 2007 at 8:31 pmComment by gummitch — August 25, 2007 @ 8:30 pm
Gummitch? Did you read any of the words I typed? Please don’t ignore the fellow lefty.
This fellow lefty adores you.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:32 pmAnd for some reason, every time I looked at him it reminded me of hamburgers. Maybe it was his uncanny resemblance to Bob’s Big Boy.
Comment by UpFromTheSkies —
Mmm Hot Fudge BROWNIES!!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:32 pmThe Democrat of Insanity sez
You mean, if non-Muslims owe Muslims as apology, right? ^_^
August 25th, 2007 at 8:33 pmYou owe me an apology!
Comment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 8:31 pm
All I can say is that until you starting making some sort of sense, there’s nothing else to say! ;-D!!!! Sorry! NEXT!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:33 pmWhere does that even come from, Zep? Lefties hate life? I don’t get it, because I certainly don’t hate life, or anything else.
Comment by Zooey — August 25, 2007 @ 8:25 pm
———
You kill with abortions and you want to see genocide in Iraq.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:33 pmThis fellow lefty adores you. Comment by The Democrat of Insanity
Yes typical lefty full of love and not the haters the pundits make them out to be, thanks DOI.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:34 pmComment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:33 pm
OK, but it’s Bush’s fault. He owes us an apology too. It can be a trifecta of apologies — non-Muslims, Israel and Bush — all giving us an apology.
:( Lefty is not happy.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:35 pmYou kill with abortions and you want to see genocide in Iraq.
Comment by TripMaster Makarios
Still trying to pin your hate tail on others? NICE TRY!!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:36 pmYou kill with abortions and you want to see genocide in Iraq.
Comment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:33 pm
More than 4000 American families who have lost loved ones in Iraq would disagree with you.
Comment by Probus — August 25, 2007 @ 6:21 am
I couldn’t give less of a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 6:23 am
Uh, care to think that thru again? Didn’t think so.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:37 pmBABY-HATE, GOP-HATE, AMERICA’S-BEST-PRESIDENT-HATE, JESUS-CHRIST-HATE, JUDAISM-HATE, AMERICA-HATE, CHENEY-HATE, FREEDOM-HATE, DEMOCRACY-HATE, ANN-COULTER-HATE, WILLIAM-KRISTOL-HATE, LIFE-HATE, HUMANITY-HATE!!!!!!!
ALL YOU LIBERALS DO IS HATE!!!!! HATE!!!!!!!! HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:37 pm:( Lefty is not happy.
Comment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 8:35 pm
It’s kind of impressive after… a while - you haven’t made “sense” once today, and somehow you’re still so pleased w/ yourself.
Indeed, why does “sense” hate America so?
August 25th, 2007 at 8:38 pmIt’s all Israel’s fault! -Markarios
Well, its true many righties hate Israel for wanting Jesus put to death. Meanwhile in the real world most jooish folks vote democratic, Why? Because they are secular!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:38 pmALL YOU LIBERALS DO IS HATE!!!!! HATE!!!!!!!! HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:37 pm
Talking to yourself in the mirror again? Seek help… it’s out there.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:39 pmComment by TripMaster Makarios
So why did the Republican consultant murder suicide thing happen?
August 25th, 2007 at 8:39 pmYou kill with abortions and you want to see genocide in Iraq.
Comment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:33 pm
Excellent point, but I’m too stupid a lefty to understand your technical speak.
Did I tell you that as a fellow lefty, I could’ve cared less about accused Marines at Camp Pendleton in chains, having only bread and water to eat? I only care about other craphole countries, or treatment of terrorists in bulk. I also would like the media to convict those Marines, as that’s the lefty definition of a just and fair America.
I hate myself. Therefore, I am a lefty.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:41 pmSo why did the Republican consultant murder suicide thing happen?
Jason?
Markarios?
DOI?
Love?
August 25th, 2007 at 8:41 pmPEZ sez
That was a liberal, as suicide is against Jesus.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:41 pmSo why did the Republican consultant murder suicide thing happen?
August 25th, 2007 at 8:41 pm“I hate myself. Therefore, I am a lefty.”
Try using the other hand.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:42 pmThat was a liberal, as suicide is against Jesus.
Comment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:41 pm
Sorry, but WRONG answer. You must try harder! ;-D!!! ;-D!!!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:42 pmThat was a liberal, as suicide is against Jesus.
Comment by TripMaster Makarios
Typical of you, ignore the facts. YOU LOSE AGAIN!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:42 pmThe Democrat of Insanity sez
At least you know more about yourself than any of these other lefties!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:43 pmYou kill with abortions and you want to see genocide in Iraq.
Comment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:33 pm
God you’re stupid — by choice.
Why are you imitating TripMaster Monkey?
August 25th, 2007 at 8:43 pmTry using the other hand.
Comment by Raven — August 25, 2007 @ 8:42 pm
Just make sure you wash it afterwards. You don’t want to stick to any of your fellow trolls, do you?
August 25th, 2007 at 8:43 pmAnyway Gonzo is gonna jump ship and commit political suicide because he hates Republican life!!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:44 pmThe Death penalty is against Jesus too.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:44 pmComment by The Republic of Stupidity — August 25, 2007 @ 8:38 pm
I understand every word you are saying, for which we could only understand each other’s words because we are a small group of stupid lefties. Lefty codec! Woo!
I carry the same routine of blaming America, right besides my bowl of Wheaties. Hating America (and the military) is what gets me through my day.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:44 pmAt least you know more about yourself than any of these other lefties!
Comment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:43 pm
Talking to yourself, again? Very, very sad… NOT!!!
Hysterically funny, yes. Do you have any idea how amusing you are?
August 25th, 2007 at 8:44 pm“I’m a lefty and I hate life.
Comment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 8:02 pm”
We left-handed writers don’t hate life - it’s rather enjoyable reading the trolls getting their comeuppance on this blog. Southpaws unite!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:45 pmI carry the same routine of blaming America, right besides my bowl of Wheaties. Hating America (and the military) is what gets me through my day.
Comment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 8:44 pm
No one can help you until you admit you need help.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:45 pmZooey sez
Who are you calling a monkey?
August 25th, 2007 at 8:45 pmThe latest troll fax is hate yourself because Republicans committed suicide murder.
Meanwhile Gonzo is contemplating walking the plank, voluntarily.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:46 pmWho are you calling a monkey?
Comment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:45 pm
I asked you a question. Please answer it.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:46 pmI’m a lefty and I hate life.
Comment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 8:02 pmâ€
I think Ollie North is a southpaw
August 25th, 2007 at 8:47 pmWho are you calling a monkey?
Monkey Republican lemming same thing.
Hey when you gonna walk the plank Makarios?
August 25th, 2007 at 8:47 pmGood for Gonzo! You show them Cons what Sovereignity is!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:49 pmMaybe Gonzo can think for himself after all. Resign Gonzo before it’s too late!!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:49 pmComment by Zooey — August 25, 2007 @ 8:43 pm
Here’s my take.
Because TripMaster Monkey is naturally obtuse and parametrically retarded.
Does that answer your question?
(P.S.– It’s also because he has an irritating format ( ^_^ ) that needs some serious refreshing.)
Mock on, Mak!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:49 pmJes killin’ time here waiting for some bottom feeder to bite on your site, Mr. Effluent?
August 25th, 2007 at 8:50 pmZooey sez
You mean this question:
Because it’s too funny! ^_^
August 25th, 2007 at 8:50 pmSilly trolls think this is the real blog site or where TP gets its material.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:52 pmShhh
Everything is Israel’s fault!
!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:52 pmRaven sez
I didn’t want to ruin your fun last night, but the TP libs are nothing compared to the NewHounds libs.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:52 pmBecause it’s too funny! ^_^
Comment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:50 pm
I don’t get it. I know it’s a biter having to explain your own humor but….
August 25th, 2007 at 8:53 pmBecause it’s too funny! ^_^
When only one person laughs out of an audience its just plain embarrasing (or insane)
August 25th, 2007 at 8:53 pmFor some reason, my last post disapppeared.See my FP entry for content.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:54 pmComment by The Democrat of Insanity — August 25, 2007 @ 8:49 pm
Comment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:50 pm
You’re both morons.
You have no dates on a Saturday night, naturally.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:54 pmdbadass sez
^_^ ^_^
August 25th, 2007 at 8:55 pm^_^ ^_^
^_^ ^_^
^_^ ^_^
I must heed the storm advisory. I don’t want to become a lefty in despair for a legitimate reason, so I must heed the calling.
TripMaster Mak, I wish you could be as stupid I — become a lefty!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:55 pmI didn’t want to ruin your fun last night, but the TP libs are nothing compared to the NewHounds libs.
Comment by TripMaster Makarios
You do realize your not making any converts to your 23% and only hurting your team? Naw, your not that smart. Keep up the good work with your infantile delusions.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:56 pmI didn’t want to ruin your fun last night, but the TP libs are nothing compared to the NewHounds libs.
Comment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:52 pm
You didn’t even know the difference, Pee brain.
Did you get rid of all those “off topic” comments? TP should get rid of your idiotic off topic comments, but they won’t because everyone is free to post here — unlike on your echo chamber.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:57 pmLMAO at the silly trolls that hurt their own party!!
GREAT JOB!!
August 25th, 2007 at 8:57 pmThe Democrat of Insanity sez
NEVER! ^_^
August 25th, 2007 at 8:58 pmYou have no dates on a Saturday night, naturally.
Comment by Zooey — August 25, 2007 @ 8:54 pm
Easy there. Neither do I except the beauties already asleep in their beds.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:58 pmComment by TripMaster Makarios — August 25, 2007 @ 8:55 pm
ASCII Genius, really, Im sure the GOP member/donation line is lighting up as you type.
August 25th, 2007 at 8:59 pmThese trolls here are so simple they think their childish rants help the GOP.
August 25th, 2007 at 9:00 pmSearch on my handle in f@ce b00k.
August 25th, 2007 at 9:02 pmEasy there. Neither do I except the beauties already asleep in their beds.
Comment by dbadass — August 25, 2007 @ 8:58 pm
Having kids means you already had a few Saturday night dates. :)
August 25th, 2007 at 9:08 pmnamejacking - shouldn’t he be banned, AGAIN?!?!
WTF, TP?
Mr. Grandeur is a disruptive force and namejacks, threatens, etc.
BAN his hynnie.
Lord know he can’t stand the heat in his own kitchen.
August 25th, 2007 at 9:12 pmLord know he can’t stand the heat in his own kitchen.
Comment by trueblue — August 25, 2007 @ 9:12 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s why Makarena’s playing at being TripMaster — he’s embarrassed!!!!!!!!!
August 25th, 2007 at 9:17 pmDon’t worry folks. Poor, sick, Mr. Pus will get the help it needs once it starts s