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The last supper.

By Amanda Terkel on Aug 27th, 2007 at 5:01 pm

The last supper.

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales submitted his resignation to Presdient Bush on Friday, at which time the President invited him and his wife, Rebecca, to lunch at Crawford over the weekend to talk about the matter further. A picture from the Sunday lunch:

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(Title HT: TPM)



86 Responses to “The last supper.”

  1. Bob says:

    Last Supper with Jebsus.


  2. hellinabucket says:

    Even I thought there would be more around the table for the last supper. Will Gonzo turn out to be Judas?


  3. detroitsuperfly says:

    Gonzales will land on his feet and be hired immediately into some far ultra right wing hate/propaganda group.

    The GOP rewards its criminals and liars.


  4. RepublicansAreFascists says:

    I’ve never known a Latino with the name Rebecca before, interesting…


  5. Bob says:

    Thanks President Bush for keeping us safe from terrorist since 9/11.


  6. Mark @ News Corpse says:

    That’s precious. Did he also give Fredo a final kiss?

    While I’m thrilled that Gonzo is gone, I’m still afraid of where he may end up. I hope it isn’t on Fox News.

    The Gonzales Factor


  7. troqua says:

    Wonder what the point of releasing this picture is. All those big smiles, like they know something we don’t know. Maybe Gonzo goes back into the White House as an advisor? That was the one thing missing from his speech announcement. Usually they say they are going back to Texas for whatever reason.


  8. Bob says:

    Markarster where is ace?

    HeyoooOOoooooOoOOoooo!


  9. Cundalini Wants His Hand Back says:

    Quick, someone make a witty and insightful comment about their stupid smiles or goofy clothing.

    Is that a dead Iraqi baby they are eating?


  10. Damian says:

    They’re all smiles looking forward to copious mounds of chicken-fired cow balls! Gonzo’s Mom set the table real nice, ‘cept she forgot the spoons. It’s hard to get good help, dontcha know.


  11. Harriet Miers says:

    Hey Bush, Nice Pants!

    What was served? Should have been a big platter of balogna!


  12. Texasjuice says:

    Somthing stinks in Crawford, and it ain’t the crawfish!


  13. RepublicansAreFascists says:

    HeyoooOOoooooOoOOoooo!

    Comment by Bob

    The sound of someone “urinating” on the thread.


  14. dbadass says:

    Thanks President Bush for keeping us safe from terrorist since 9/11.

    Comment by Bob — August 27, 2007 @ 5:06 pm

    Too bad his was to busy to bother to be interested in the topic prior to. My home hasn’t been destroyed by a tornado either but I don’t thank the weatherman.


  15. esaund says:

    No doubt they were discussing how/when Bush would override his jail sentence.


  16. Cundalini Wants His Hand Back says:

    Thankyou. Keep ‘em coming!

    I do believe Laura is perilously close to having her elbows on the table, a definite dinner faux-paus. Obviously she is a dunce.


  17. hellinabucket says:

    Bob, he’s done nothing at the ports. nothing. Keeping us safe at the cost of the rest of the world where terrorist attacks have dramatically risen since 9/11. Thanks Bush for isolating us.


  18. RUCerious says:

    I believe the main dish was crow pie.


  19. Zooey says:

    Thanks President Bush for keeping us safe from terrorist since 9/11.
    Comment by Bob — August 27, 2007 @ 5:06 pm

    Where is Osama bin Laden?


  20. BARTLEBEE says:

    I wonder if they served baloney for lunch?


  21. LibTeenie says:

    My home hasn’t been destroyed by a tornado either but I don’t thank the weatherman.

    I dont think the weather plots on how to smash your house when you least expect it, then again even mother nature hates liberals so I could be wrong.


  22. Damian says:

    Becca has quite a rack! You dog, Gonzo!


  23. LibTeenie says:

    Where is Osama bin Laden?

    Busy campaigning with Obama.

    Obama/Osama ‘08. The RhymeTyme ticket.


  24. dbadass says:

    Looks like water accompanied by a salad of baby arugala, shaved romano, and some sort of citrus. I am going to quess “blood” oranges. Oh and who picked out those god awful napkins and what’s with W’s extra coaster?


  25. BARTLEBEE says:

    then again even mother nature hates liberals so I could be wrong.

    Comment by LibTeenie — August 27, 2007 @ 5:19 pm

    Yea? Then whats she doing in the midwest right now?

    Building a waterpark?


  26. Dave C says:

    I’ve got a rock that keeps bears away. It works too. I haven’t seen a bear in years.


  27. Cundalini Wants His Hand Back says:

    Becca has quite a rack! You dog, Gonzo!

    Mmmmm hmmmmm, quite.


  28. LibTeenie says:

    Yea? Then whats she doing in the midwest right now?
    Building a waterpark?

    Trying to cull the liberal herd, I suppose.


  29. Kevin Good says:

  30. Cundalini Wants His Hand Back says:

    Oh and who picked out those god awful napkins and what’s with W’s extra coaster?

    Uhhhh, they all have the extra coaster, presumably for the wine.

    Keep ‘em coming!


  31. NastyDiaper says:

    Gonzo held out for as long as could. Based on the happy faces, seems that they think it was also as long as he needed to.

    I kind of like that table. I’d go with Rust napkins though, not Lime.


  32. Gonzalesisjusttheillegalimmigranttoprogressives says:

    Gonzales’ resignation is a TOTAL, STINGING DEFEAT FOR DEMOCRATS because of the fact they lose their whipping boy and lightning rod for their non-issue criticism of attorney firings! Without such defamatory falsehood with which to assault a member of Bush’s administration, Demoncrats will look even more impotent and directionless to an American public that has already punished the underperformance of the Demoncratic Congress with the lowest approval ratings–ever. Demoncrats have to beat to death more strawmen pursuits like their phony charges of Bush mishandling the war, his NSA “spying program, and Bush’s apparent mishandling of Katrina. On 2nd thought, Demoncrats are too mentally ill and radically obsessed with the non-issue over attorney firings to let this die. Prominent psycho Dems on certain committees have already threatened to still beat to death this non-issue even after Gonzales’ depature. Look for the Dem Congress approval to be at ZERO soon.


  33. Bob says:

    Where is Osama bin Laden?

    Comment by Zooey
    ———————-
    The town drunk is up. Mornin’ Zo


  34. Dave C says:

    Gonzales’ resignation is a TOTAL, STINGING DEFEAT FOR DEMOCRATS because blah blah blah

    I agree and I say let’s have many, many more similar defeats. If Cheney, Rice & Bush would resign that would really show those Dems. Who would they have to whip then eh? Eh? Go for it. Show them who’s boss.


  35. dbadass says:

    Uhhhh, they all have the extra coaster, presumably for the wine.

    Keep ‘em coming!

    Comment by Cundalini Wants His Hand Back — August 27, 2007 @ 5:25 pm

    I can’t find them. If the nightrider hadn’t started the problem Cundalini wouldn’t have lost it


  36. Cundalini Wants His Hand Back says:

    Wait until the new earmark budget is announced, you might see the number for the Jackass congress hit negatives. Is that even possible? We will have to wait and see.

    Heath Shuler, you should have stuck to coaching.


  37. Juan C says:

    The town drunk is up. Mornin’ Zo
    Comment by Bob

    I think you got confused with your mom just trying to forget last night´s job.


  38. Jackie says:

    Gonzo got a better lunch then the French President no hamburgers and hot dogs. Gonzo will slowly be pushed out of the world of the rich. He was used for his stupidity and did a great job for Bush. There’s always the family business for Gonzo can return to. To bad for Teresa Gonzales the career drug dealer sister of Gonzo. Now Teresa lost her free pass and might be charged with many many crimes she’s committed. It was good to have a brother who stopped Police from arresting the top drug dealer of our time. Hope she made alot of money selling the drugs for the past 6 years. I noticed the Media never talks about Gonzo’s sister per order of the White House. Ari has a lot to say now but he never remembered to tell the public about the career drug dealer Teresa Gonzales. Ari did remember to leak the CIA’s name.


  39. drtomaso says:

    “what’s with W’s extra coaster?”

    Thats where W’s double of Johhny Black on the rocks was prior to someone remembering that for the purposes of White house photographers, W gave up the sauce and found Jesus.

    That explains the smiles too.


  40. ForTruth says:

    Gonzo’s got him some white meat.


  41. Cundalini Wants His Hand Back says:

    I can’t find them. If the nightrider hadn’t started the problem Cundalini wouldn’t have lost it

    Look closer, save and enlarge or get yourself a loupe.

    All Nightrider did was get himself vaporized, its the Toecutter who decided to make an issue of things. Poor Goose, he suffered greatly.


  42. Barry says:

    Comment by Gonzalesisjusttheillegalimmigranttoprogressives — August 27, 2007 @ 5:25 pm

    Nice try ,we still win,this was the goal of the hearings and we acheived it. Spin as you will. Oh, and current Congress approval ratings reflect the repeated efferts by GOP and Bush to block democratic bills. So the blames back on you.


  43. RUCerious says:

    The town drunk is up. Mornin’ Zo
    Comment by Bob — August 27, 2007 @ 5:27 pm

    By contrast, Bob, the site idiot, has been here all day.


  44. ForTruth says:

    Gonzo gots himself some white meat.


  45. Egreggious says:

    Comment by Gonzalesisjusttheillegalimmigranttoprogressives — August 27, 2007 @ 5:25 pm

    Bonkers!

    Now cut and run.


  46. Francois says:

    Hah! Look at Bush’s outfit! What a hillbilly!


  47. dbadass says:

    Look closer, save and enlarge or get yourself a loupe.

    All Nightrider did was get himself vaporized, its the Toecutter who decided to make an issue of things. Poor Goose, he suffered greatly.

    Comment by Cundalini Wants His Hand Back — August 27, 2007 @ 5:32 pm

    I quess I’ll have to take your word on that. The napkins are still putrid. On a different note was Bubba Zanetti gay? I really don’t care about anyone’s personal business but it seems such a crew would be more phobic.


  48. Bil Biloxi says:

    Oldest trick in the book: Boss calls and invites you over for lunch or dinner and lets you woof down the last chicken wing before he slides the pink slip to you on the table. Gonzo should have let Bush’s call go to voicemail…

    And I notice that it says that Gonzo submitted his resignation on Friday just in time to enjoy a Sunday lunch with his boss.. yeah right…


  49. Snidely Whiplash says:

    Finish the joke:

    “So, there are four dimwits sitting around a dinner table, and the dimwit wearing the plaid shirt turns to the dimwit next to him and says, ….”


  50. Mae Coleman says:

    George seems to enjoy large-breasted women. Perhaps he should sell the ranch and buy a dairy farm.


  51. BARTLEBEE says:

    Trying to cull the liberal herd, I suppose.

    Comment by LibTeenie — August 27, 2007 @ 5:23 pm

    Yea? Then like I said whats she doing in the midwest?

    Hell whats she doing in Texas?

    Building you guys a waterpark?


  52. Cundalini Wants His Hand Back says:

    Hah! Look at Bush’s outfit! What a hillbilly!

    No kidding, I mean jeans and a shirt? COME ON, next thing you know the guy will be wearing a cowboy hat or something! The hick obviously doesnt know that you need to wear a tux everywhere you go, or at least one of those tux t-shirts.


  53. ForTruth says:

    George and Laura look so close…. NOT.


  54. UpFromTheSkies says:

    Bush fired him. He didn’t resign. The Chimp invited Gonzalez to his ranch to break the news to him over lunch.


  55. RepublicansAreFascists says:

    …pull my finger?


  56. LibTeenie says:

    Yea? Then like I said whats she doing in the midwest?

    Well, uh, Minnesota just got hit to the tune of about five counties being named as federal disaster areas. Last time I checked we were still a blue state…mores the pity.


  57. Cundalini Wants His Hand Back says:

    George and Laura look so close…. NOT.

    I know, its sad. They should be arm in arm and trading tongue jabs.

    Keep ‘em coming!


  58. Cundalini Wants His Hand Back says:

    George seems to enjoy large-breasted women.

    Dont we all. Ok maybe not you.


  59. LibTeenie says:

    “So, there are four dimwits sitting around a dinner table, and the dimwit wearing the plaid shirt turns to the dimwit next to him and says, ….”

    Oh, this joke is about the last DNC fundraiser? Wait…let me figure this one out. Was it Pelosi or Dean wearing the plaid shirt?


  60. dbadass says:

    Mmmmm hmmmmm, quite.

    Comment by Cundalini Wants His Hand Back — August 27, 2007 @ 5:22 pm

    Sexist or just like scoping out titties?


  61. Rapture says:

    Wow, Laura is looking like a junkie lately.


  62. alan says:

    Gonzo’s “wife” is a MILF.

    M.aybe I.’ve got a shot at L.icking that F.ine rack.


  63. Francois says:

    Look at how everyone else is dressed; bush is out of place. Like a kid would be. He apparently doesn’t have the capacity understand that play time (as some sort of cowboy) is over he should get cleaned up for his company. He’s the friggin president for Christ sake, do we want this slack-jawed yokel in a photo-op portraying the US citizen?


  64. OxyCon says:

    Wow! Laura’s nerve looks really pinched in that photo!


  65. WaltTheMan says:

    While W is not my favorite person in this world. I might mention that I do not dress to impress. My pants are stained with walnut stain from the secretary desk that I am building for the granddaughter.
    That did not bother the guy today at the furnature store when Idid a $2,000 debit from my checking account as a deposit on a dining room set.


  66. Swifty the Boat says:

    The last supper.

    Is this a joke?

    TP is comparing Alberto Gonzales to Jesus!!!

    For it was Jesus who “resigned” after The Last Supper, and now it is Gonzales!!!

    Too FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  67. WaltTheMan says:

    Gonezo is more like Judas.


  68. dixie blood says:

    I just glad, estactic, and thrilled that this MORON, FACIST, BOTCH SUCKER IS GONE!!!!!

    But the damage is done. They win!

    We are ALL phjcked until the entire DoJ is PURGED FROM TOP TO BOTTOM!!!!


  69. jack jett says:

    Laura is going to miss those wife swapping parties.

    George is going to miss eating the refried beans and making fart jokes with Al.

    jack jett
    http://www.YabbaDabbaHubbaDo.com


  70. WaltTheMan says:

    The problem is not the DoJ, it is the rotten apples at the top. One of my cousins served there and his stories would chill you.


  71. grover nerquist says:

    he looks like a stuck pig.


  72. OleHippieChick says:

    None of em look like they’re missing any snacks, either. Neckless porks.


  73. croatoan says:

    Thanks President Bush for keeping us safe from terrorist since 9/11.

    “As all Americans know, recent weeks have brought a second wave of terrorist attacks upon our country: deadly anthrax spores sent through the U.S. mail.” — President Bush


  74. Chuck McCoy says:

    Bushy and Gonzo both look really happy, considering they both up Shits Creek.


  75. Keith H. says:

    Four Hogs at the Trough .


  76. TerrytheTurtle says:

    Caption Contest:

    Chimpy: “Hey Gonzo, watch me ‘Gerald Ford’ this tamale”


  77. Squonk says:

    Gonzo will be working at Taco Cabana in a week. Hey pendejo, don’t overcook the carne guisada!


  78. impeachy keen says:

    All those big smiles, like they know something we don’t know.

    What they know: “Mmm! Green apples sure taste delicious!!!”


  79. impeachy keen says:

    And they go great with good old H2O!


  80. WaltTheMan says:

    Has anyone noticed the extensive panorama of editions of “My Pet Goat” in the backround?


  81. williamf says:

    I’m interested in how much we the taxpayers had to fork out for fredo’s trip to the ranch.


  82. WC says:

    Caption contest:

    “If y’all hang around for a few more minutes, you can watch me look for WMDs under this here table.”


  83. theswan says:

    got a glow on, w?


  84. W.Clements says:

    Happy folk all around. Happy and out of touch with reality. Bush and his puppet happy as clams.


  85. LividLib says:

    just how many idiots does the village of crawford need, for chrissakes?

    dumbya – “i want chocolate milk and cookies for dessert!”
    gonzo – “yo quiero a job!”


  86. LividLib says:

    Laura – “I still can’t believe Jenna is going to marry that little twit!”
    Gonzo – “Can I have some more wine, please?”
    Ms. Gonzo – “Moo!”
    Dumbya – “Somebody got a match? Quick!”



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