The Swamp reports that Frances Fragos Townsend, White House homeland security advisor, “declined the offer to consider job of Homeland Security Secretary currently held by Chertoff in a recent conversation with the White House.” As ThinkProgress noted earlier today, Bush crony Clay Johnson is now reportedly the frontrunner for the job.

At least she has the sense to know she has no sense.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:02 pmCaption contest:
What does her fortune cookie say? Mine says get the hell out of here!
August 27th, 2007 at 2:04 pmShe doesn’t want to spend the next 17 months with a pan bailing out the USS Decider.
-GSD
August 27th, 2007 at 2:11 pmKKKarl caught cheating on the game show “Name that Constitutional Right”.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:11 pmCaption contest:
Karl Rove and Frances Towneshend recently received their FOB (Friends of Bin Laden) membership cards and advised they will do everything in their power to ensure he has access to new recruits in Iraq.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:15 pmShe’s happy to stay where she is – issuing the orders, but not responsible for the results. The White House way.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:18 pmCaption Contest:
Rove-”Damn, I got that B*tch AGAIN for the White House Secret Santa…”
August 27th, 2007 at 2:23 pmWhile Townsend arguably has more experience than Clay Johnson in the area of homeland security, Johnson being named as the replacement is still better than ANY Demoncrat being named to replace Chertoff. Libtards on this site get totally excitable whenever they throw around buzz phrases like “Bush loyalist” or “cronyism” because those words have become a rallying point for them to simple-mindedly symbolize most of what’s wrong with their boogeyman, Bush. Despite Johnson’s lack of experience, imagine what a Demoncrat would do if he were appointed as a Homeland Security Secretary. Imagine if Al Gore were Homeland Secretary; he’d focus the fight against the imaginary enemy of global warming while allowing open borders for terrorists to wander in. Imagine if Barak Obama were Homeland Secretary; he’d unilaterally invade US states and bomb them (like he would Pakistan) while trying to sit down and dialogue with terrorists invading US borders.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:28 pmCheating karl taking a peek.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:33 pmWhile Townsend arguably has more experience than Clay Johnson in the area of homeland security, Johnson being named as the replacement is still better than ANY Demoncrat being named to replace Chertoff. Libtards on this site get totally excitable whenever they throw around buzz phrases like “Bush loyalist†or “cronyism†because those words have become a rallying point for them to simple-mindedly symbolize most of what’s wrong with their boogeyman, Bush. Despite Johnson’s lack of experience, imagine what a Demoncrat would do if he were appointed as a Homeland Security Secretary. Imagine if Al Gore were Homeland Secretary; he’d focus the fight against the imaginary enemy of global warming while allowing open borders for terrorists to wander in. Imagine if Barak Obama were Homeland Secretary; he’d unilaterally invade US states and bomb them (like he would Pakistan) while trying to sit down and dialogue with terrorists invading US borders.
Comment by CronyismisaDemocratThing — August 27, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
Uh oh. We’ve got a troll. Expect the average IQ on this thread to dip significantly.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:33 pmImagine if Al Gore were Homeland Secretary;
Comment by Cronyismismything — August 27, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
No 9/11!
NEXT
August 27th, 2007 at 2:34 pmComment by CronyismisaDemocratThing
Tell us, how old were you when the sexual harassment ended?
August 27th, 2007 at 2:35 pmWow. You read a lot of crazy talk on the internet. But very few commentors have developed their arguments to the level of unmitigated insanity that you have achieved. Congratualtions.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:36 pmHolding up their name plates in anticipation of their mug shots? One can always hope.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:38 pmSEE! This is how they get their jobs, it doesn’t matter if you’re qualified or not, it’s just what ever the hell you pick out of the hat….
August 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pmAnyone done any further reading on Clay? His history with Bush is one that makes for good reading; kinda Like the TV show Murder She Wrote…
August 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pmComment by CronyismisaDemocratThing — August 27, 2007 @ 2:28
WOW, Do you have like all these little personalities dancing around inside your spacious cranium play bit parts of the play you produce?
The fact is folks, and we must stop this, is that some 9, perhaps more, tunnels have been found under the Mexican border since 9/11.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:42 pmi suspect it’s becauase she can do more damage in her current position. she’s not the focus of the headlines and can operate without the prying eyes of anyone who might be paying attention…
August 27th, 2007 at 2:42 pm#
Comment by CronyismisaDemocratThing
Tell us, how old were you when the sexual harassment ended?
Comment by RepublicansAreFascists — August 27, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
Wow. You read a lot of crazy talk on the internet. But very few commentors have developed their arguments to the level of unmitigated insanity that you have achieved. Congratualtions.
Comment by emerald — August 27, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
Our little pet troll, mr. p again, building up to his rant stage which will hit in about 3……2………1….
August 27th, 2007 at 2:43 pmNotice how this troll wasn’t there for the Clay Johnson thread earlier. In fact NONE were. Why? Because the talking points from the RNC hadn’t been faxed yet and the morning shift at the troll-center hadn’t finished their Krispy Kremes and coffee yet.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:46 pmComment by CronyismisaDemocratThing — August 27, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
Yeah, with a Dem in charge we’d have to deal with things like containers being inspected and the security alert NOT being raised every time the Administration feels like scaring Americans away from an embarrasing news story or two. Keep drinking that kool-aid you Returded flting monkey. I guess loyalism is an attribute to you Rightards and cronyism is ok too.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:48 pmI guess finding someone who’s actually QUALIFIED for an impportant position would just be too much work, huh?
What are they holding in their hands..Get out of jail free cards?
August 27th, 2007 at 2:49 pmWhy? Because the talking points from the RNC hadn’t been faxed yet -Menehune
And the trolls are trying to say Democrats are Cronys. The fact is, folks, the trolls are cronys and communicate with one another on a hourly basis for talking points. Its like a Hive mind, they dont think for themselves they just react to the queen bees latest dance.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:50 pmThat is it exactly #23
Watch this great, 3 part, BBC report that explains the TRUE Neocon movement, and its subversion of rational thought regarding human behavior and how this led them to their wacko Negative Freedom BS, and thusly that politicians and gov employees cannot be trusted to work for the better good. The Neocons feel that everyone ALWAYS has a self-betterment underlying thought process, and therefore, no one can ever truly work towards societal good. Ipso facto, Government that provides for the populace, is just gov workers using their influence to make it more likely they will be reelected and sustain their job. Hence the ridiculous statement by Grover Norquist:
“Shrink government to the size that it fits into a bathtub and then drown it.†Why do citizens elect people to government who evidentally do not believe in government, nor wish to run it?
THE TRAP: WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR DREAM OF FREEDOM?
Part 1 http://freedocumentaries.org/film.php?id=152
August 27th, 2007 at 2:53 pmPart 2 http://freedocumentaries.org/film.php?id=153
Part 3 http://freedocumentaries.org/film.php?id=154
A Patriot Acting brings up the solid point that far too many containers are continuing to come thru our ports without inspection. 1 in 100 I believe are inspected. This is still something Bush hasn’t addressed.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:56 pmWow. You read a lot of crazy talk on the internet. But very few commentors have developed their arguments to the level of unmitigated insanity that you have achieved. Congratualtions.
Comment by emerald — August 27, 2007 @ 2:36 pm
I assume you are referring to comment #8
August 27th, 2007 at 2:58 pmClay Johnson, let’s see… Well there’s the fact that his son. Collister “Coddy” Johnson was deeply involved in voter suppression efforts in the 2004 campaign. And then there’s the matter that Coddy set up meetings with convicted coin swindler Tom Noe and Ken Mehlman (and possibly Rove) in the White House.
So, like son, like father…?
August 27th, 2007 at 3:02 pmI would give a mil. to find out why Townsend would not consider accepting the offer. The job could not possibly be too different from her current assignment.
One wonders what kind of Homeland Security advice she provides if she shies away from the Secretary’s seat.
Ah, it’s all a crap shoot anyway! I wonder what’s going on in IRAQ today to make the Bushies use this extremely effective distraction.
KEEP YOUR EYES ON ALL OF THE BALLS, FOLKS! NEVER FALTER IN CLAMOURING TO BRING THE TROOPS BACK HOME TO THEIR LOVED ONES!
August 27th, 2007 at 3:03 pmWatch this great, 3 part, BBC report that explains the TRUE Neocon movement,
I’m on dialup and afraid that I wont be able to watch those documentaries. I have however read much about the neo-cons over the last few years.
August 27th, 2007 at 3:03 pmKarl Rove no indictments.WTF?
August 27th, 2007 at 3:05 pmSo sorry, Libtards no more wet dreams.
Karl supoenas? where libs? what happened?
August 27th, 2007 at 3:07 pmKarl Rove no indictments.WTF?
So sorry, Libtards no more wet dreams.
Comment by Bob — August 27, 2007 @ 3:05 pm
Sounds to me like with a new AG, and one which will be grille, sauteed, fricasseed, boiled, broiled and blanched by the Senate over their TRUE belief in RULE OF LAW, that charges will be forthcoming for MANY…including Gonzie, and Rovie, and Rummie (let’s not forget the big war criminal) and many others who are skipping around now in the perverbial saftey of dancing in Bush’s shadow, but as the saying goes. What goes around, comes around. Have good day at the bar of justice kids.
August 27th, 2007 at 3:10 pmThen it is off to the Haige for those War Criminals, including Bushie, and Rummie, And Condi, And sorry you too, Colin, and Dickie will be led in by forcefield because no one wants to touch pure evil.
Karl’s subpoenas are still alive. Just becuase he, like you, thumb your nose at the rule of law does not make them go away.
August 27th, 2007 at 3:13 pm“All good things come to those that wait.”
Bodhittsatva is having a little wet dream himself.
August 27th, 2007 at 3:14 pmAre you flagellating yourself over there Bob (Mr. Pee)?
August 27th, 2007 at 3:16 pmQuestion for President Bush: “What do you think the odds are that Clay Johnson, your prep-school classmate and college roommate, would be the one person in America most qualified to lead the Department of Homeland Security?”
August 27th, 2007 at 3:18 pmHow will Gonzalez support his family now that he no longer has a job?
August 27th, 2007 at 3:18 pm#37
August 27th, 2007 at 3:19 pmMaking License plates I hope.
Gonzalez for Homeland Security chief!
August 27th, 2007 at 3:19 pmI bet Bush creates a new post in the WHitehouse called”
August 27th, 2007 at 3:21 pmJustice Czar, and puts Alberto in it.
Comment by Bodhittsatva — August 27, 2007 @ 3:21 pm
He could return to being a White House Counsel, or maybe become Chief of Staff to a Republican Congressman.
August 27th, 2007 at 3:26 pmWould any law firm in America take Gonzalez?
August 27th, 2007 at 3:27 pmOf course, to show the money grubbers they play the game, and to “make their bones.” That is…if he has a law license, and if he is brought up on charges and those are bad enough charges, the case could be made for him to loose his law license…then it is toush shiite Alberto. “NO SOUP FOR YOU!”
August 27th, 2007 at 3:30 pmTroll is having a conversation with itself again.
August 27th, 2007 at 3:32 pmWould any law firm in America take Gonzalez?
Comment by Tryon
He could always teach at Liberty University.
August 27th, 2007 at 3:34 pmTroll is having a conversation with itself again.
Comment by VerbalKint
Who Tryon and myself. I ain’t no troll.
August 27th, 2007 at 3:35 pm