The police report, transcribed by yours truly.

LEWD CONDUCT:

On 06/11/07, at about 1200 hours, I was working a plain-clothes detail involving lewd conduct in the main men’s public restroom of the Northstar Crossing in the Lindbergh Terminal. The Airport Police Dept. has received civilian complaints and has made numerous arrests regarding sexual activity in the public restroom.

I entered the men’s restroom and proceeded to an unoccupied stall in the back of the restroom. Other people were in the restroom for their intended purposes. Some, but not all of the bathroom stalls were occupied. While seated in the stall, I was the third stall from the wall which was to my left (East). From my seated position, I could observe the shoes and ankles of a person seated to the right of me. An unidentified person entered the stall to the left of me. From my seated position, I was able to see his shoes and ankles.

At 1213 hours, I could see an older white male with grey hair standing outside my stall. He was standing about three feet away and had a roller bag with him. The male was later identified by Idaho driver’s license as Larry Edwin Crag. I could see Craig look through the crack in the door from his position. Craig would look down at his hands, ‘fidget’ with his fingers, and then look through the crack into my stall again. Craig would repeat this cycle for about two minutes. i was able to see Craig’s blue eyes as he looked into my stall.

At 1215 hours, the male in the stall to the left of me flushed the toilet and exited the stall. Craig entered the stall and placed his roller bag against the front of the stall door. My experience has shown that individuals engaging in lewd conduct use their bags to block the view from the front of their stall. From my seated position, I could observe the shoes and ankles of Craig seated to the left of me. He was wearing dress pants with black dress shoes. At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his toes several times and moved his foot closer to my foot. I moved my foot up and down slowly. While this was occurring, the male in the stall to my right was still present. I could hear several unknown persons in the restroom that appeared to use the restroom for its intended use. The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area.

At 1217 hours, I saw Craig swipe his hand under the stall divider for a few seconds. The swipe went in the direction from the front (door side) of the stall back towards the back wall. His palm was facing towards the ceiling as he guided it along the stall divider. I was only able to see the tips of his fingers on my side of the stall divider. Craig swiped his hand again for a few seconds in the same motion to where I could see more of this fingers. Craig then swiped his hand in the same motion a third time for a few seconds. I could see that it was Craig’s left hand due to the position of his thumb. I could also see Craig had a gold ring on his ring finger as his hand was on my side of the stall divider.

At about 1219 hours, I held my Police Identification in my right hand don by the floor so that Craig could see it. With my left hand near the floor, I pointed towards the exit. Craig responded, “No!” I again pointed towards the exit. Craig exited the stall with his roller bags without flushing the toilet. Without causing a disturbance, I discretely motioned for Craig to exit the restroom. I noticed not all of the stalls were occupied. Craig demanded to see my credentials. I again showed Craig my credentials. Craig kept asking what was going to happen. I told Craig that we would speak in private. Craig said that he would not go. I told Craig that he was under arrest, he had to go, and that I didn’t want to make a scene. Craig then left the restroom.

Once outside the restroom, Craig stopped near the entrance and was hesitant to comply. I told Craig that we would speak in a private area without embarrassing him or causing a disturbance. Craig was still hesitant to follow me at first, but then complied. He followed my towards the Police Operations Center (POC). Detective Nelson was seated outside of the restroom and followed us. Dispatch was notified that we had one in custody at 1222 hours.

Pretty much like all conservatives, your reality is not bogged down by facts. Despite the country being more blue than ever as the crooked and hypercritical republicans drop like flys, all is good in your world. Yup, the world is still flat, women aren’t allowed to vote. and schools are still segregated, things are just peachy in your world. Hang in there, Dude and don’t let world events and reality bog you down on your efforts for maximum ignorance, you are pretty much there. Oh, and be careful not to drop off the edge of earth.

Comment by Bob — August 29, 2007 @ 3:32 pm

Churches aren’t museums for saints, they’re hospitals for sinners. Anybody who wants to pray, worship, and get something out of the sermon is welcome (in most churches, anyway).

If Clinton went to church to get in the pulpit, thump his bible, and preach hellfire and brimstone against the evils of adultery while he’s diddling his intern, then yes — he’d be a hypocrite. But there’s nothing hypocritical about a sinner going to attend church — even if he carries a bible.

He broke the law.

Comment by RepublicansAreFascists
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Toe tapping is illegal? which law says you cannot tap toes?

Comment by Bob

Check it, he was busted in a police “sting” to catch gay men “hooking-up” in a public bathroom which had been listed on a gay website.

He broke the law.

Comment by Bob — August 29, 2007 @ 2:10 pm

C’mon, Bob — you can do better than this ad hominem response. Please explain why dictionary definitions constitute “libtardal” thinking. For bonus points, explain why my post is “crazy”.

Comment by Statistico — August 29, 2007 @ 10:57 am

That gives us 99.91%. You’re missing a .09%.

Also, some of us just read Think Progress instead of posting here (this is my first post on TP; I just had to comment on this mathematical ineptitude). Perhaps those of us who just read are the “rest of” the .09%.

If you’re going to try to insult us, please be polite enough to get your arithmetic straight, lest you come off merely as an irksome ingrate.

Then commits adultery on multiple ocassions to show how much he “values” Hillary his loving and commited wifey poo.

Family “values” WTF?

Hypocrisy maybe?