After his plane was forced to take evasive maneuvers to avoid rocket-propelled grenades while taking off from Baghdad, Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK) said “he watched through the window as the grenades exploded near the plane. He said he felt the blasts.” Asked if he was frightened, Inhofe responded, “Not a bit. I was kind of excited.”
I wonder how excited he would have been if the Plane had gone down and he’d survived to be captured by the Insurgents. What a Moron!
August 31st, 2007 at 9:53 pmWell crap. We could always use another pair of boots on the ground, sign him up; Along with his kids, it’ll be just like disney world. A little disney vacation.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:54 pmI was really hoping we’d go down.
Maybe next time.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:56 pmDid anyone check his pants?
August 31st, 2007 at 9:56 pmEliot Spitzer’s fall from grace is extraordinary. A mere seven months into his term after a landslide victory, the Empire State’s brash new governor is openly ridiculed as a liar and worse. An astonishing 80 percent of respondents tell pollsters they want the governor to testify under oath to prove his claim that he had nothing to do with “troopergate,” a dirty-tricks plot to smear Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno, a Republican rival.
His fellow Democratic pols are largely abandoning him. After two investigations found that his top aides used the state police for a political hit job, and with four more probes gearing up, one of which could bring indictments, Spitzer is suddenly a lonely man. As one prominent supporter put it, “nobody believes him when he says he didn’t know.”
August 31st, 2007 at 9:57 pmAnd then that idiot Martinez dropped his cigar into the ammo crate but fortunately my urine put it out.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:58 pmHey Frank. This thread is about me. Try and remember that.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:58 pmI still don’t understand though why the pilot kept calling Martinez “moe”.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:00 pmIn other words Inhofe had a wargasm.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:01 pmComment by Frank J — August 31, 2007 @ 9:57 pm
It called “saying on topic”. If you can’t do it, I suggest starting your own blog, but w/ a personality like yours, you’d die of loneliness.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:02 pmLook everybody! Inhofe is a tough guy!
August 31st, 2007 at 10:03 pmMaybe next time they’ll let me kill someone.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:07 pmInhofe has always been a fool, so next time he might get his butt blown off > nobody will miss him.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:08 pmMan, that was cool. I felt it move! And Larry Craig wasn’t even the stall!
August 31st, 2007 at 10:09 pmHmm. Someones impersonating me. Oh well. Impersonation is the highest form of flatter. Kind of like me, impersonating a normal human being.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:10 pmLet me guess. Frank is lost?
August 31st, 2007 at 10:10 pmFrank didn’t want to talk about me, getting aroused at the possiblity of everyone on board of the aircraft I was on, burning to the ground to their deaths.
I can’t imagine why.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:12 pmI think I’m going to apply for a purple heart.
I burned my dick on the M60 Barrel when I was hanging out the window trying to catch shrapnel with my teeth.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:15 pmI was telling a friend about this event, and Martinez’ romantic vision of the pilot banking to avoid whatever, and I said that I bet they all discreetly made a bathroom run after to change their soiled/skidmarked shorts.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:23 pmInhofe continues to prove how big a moron he is….
August 31st, 2007 at 10:26 pmIn the Tulsa World, Inhofe states that it was Al-Qaeda who shot at the plane. It’s in the next to last paragraph.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:28 pmTomorrow Inhofe will say he personally shot down the rockets.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:31 pmI bet they’ll next come out and try to say the Democrat was scared, and they were not. Watch.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:31 pmIn the Tulsa World, Inhofe states that it was Al-Qaeda who shot at the plane. It’s in the next to last paragraph.
Comment by Drew — August 31, 2007 @ 10:28 pm
At this point, I’m surprised he didn’t claim it was Osama Bin Laden himself firing the rockets.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:33 pmNext I think I’ll write a book and go on the lecture circuit to share with the civillians my true tales of courage under fire. I’ll call the book, “True Tales of Courage Under Fire”.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:36 pmIsn’t Inhofe a Chickenhawk? Or maybe it is a redundant question?
August 31st, 2007 at 10:36 pmComment by Zooey — August 31, 2007 @ 10:26 pm
I wonder how many times Inhofe had to sit next to Larry Craig in the Senate or during a hearing knowing (they had to know, is not suspect) that he was gay or, for him possibly worse, having to wonder. Or the other two big rumors, Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell.
Inhofe once boasted that he was proud that in the “recorded history” of his family, there has never been a gay person. I wonder how proud he is to have worked along side them in the Senate.
And how much is the fossil fuel industry paying him to be their lapdog?
August 31st, 2007 at 10:36 pmWell Sen. Jim Inho, the troops don’t want to be over in Iraq. Their families don’t want them over in Iraq. The Americans who voted for you believe you aren’t doing your job. So if you were doing your job the right way, the troops would of been home and that missle wouldn’t have scared the life out of you.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:38 pmIt was hot under the Baghdad sun that morning….
August 31st, 2007 at 10:38 pmIf these blasts were so close their should be some shrapnel damage to the plane. I have an odd feeling that these blasts are not what they appear to be. Can a RPG go 6,000 feet into the air? The RPG-7 has a 4.5 second timer, as well its range of rocket assisted flight is 500 meters [about 1500 feet] At the maximum range of 920 meters, RPGs self explodes (4.5 seconds from firing) 920metersx3feet=2760 feet [roughly] One meter is a little more than three English feet, or about 39.37 inches
August 31st, 2007 at 10:39 pmSo if you were doing your job the right way, the troops would of been home and that missle wouldn’t have scared the life out of you.
Comment by Ghost Rytter — August 31, 2007 @ 10:38 pm
I wasn’t scared. I was aroused I tell you. AROUSED!
August 31st, 2007 at 10:40 pmInhofe’s challenger in 08 will be Andrew Rice from OKC, a religious realist I guess you would say. And a Progressive. Maybe things will get a little less crazy in OK.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:42 pmAnd how much is the fossil fuel industry paying him to be their lapdog?
Comment by Wayne A. Schneider — August 31, 2007 @ 10:36 pm
Inhofe probably had himself sprayed for “cooties.”
August 31st, 2007 at 10:43 pmI have an odd feeling that these blasts are not what they appear to be. Can a RPG go 6,000 feet into the air?
Comment by RPG? — August 31, 2007 @ 10:39 pm
They were probably residual exploding gas balls that escaped from that gasbag Martinez.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:43 pmThey were probably residual exploding gas balls that escaped from that gasbag Martinez.
Comment by BARTLEBEE
LOL.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:45 pmHe comes back and says the surge is working, then says this…
The attack “contradicts the success I’ve seen,†he said.
Does he even know what he is talking about?
August 31st, 2007 at 10:46 pmInhofe probably had himself sprayed for “cooties.â€
Comment by Zooey
He would have ceased to exist if that were so. X^B
August 31st, 2007 at 10:48 pmLet Inhofe (R) stay 15 months riding a humvee in troop rotation and see how excited he is after that.
Who knows? This is a guy who thinks being locked up at Guantanamo prison is as relaxing as a stay at the Hilton.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:49 pmInhofe is a nut he doesn’t even believe in the gospel of global warming.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:51 pmHe would have ceased to exist if that were so. X^B
Comment by RPG? — August 31, 2007 @ 10:48 pm
I don’t see the problem….
August 31st, 2007 at 10:51 pmZeus no doubt was sending Inhofe a message.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:53 pmBeing able to hold two self contradictory concepts as true at the same time (otherwise known as cognitive dissonance) is a mark of supreme idiocy or the pathological liar. It’s hard to tell which is which with Conservatives.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:54 pmBut easy with liberals?
August 31st, 2007 at 10:55 pmBut easy with liberals?
Comment by Frank J — August 31, 2007 @ 10:55 pm
If a Democrat does it, we know they’re a ringer. That’s why we don’t trust the DLC.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:57 pmInhofe :”Excited..but not scared”,
August 31st, 2007 at 10:57 pmYa, Ya, Inhofe is playing Rambo…
He is also ‘excited’ about the ‘Surge’….
But easy with liberals?
Comment by Frank J
Sen Craig is a liberal by your limbaugh definition, yes?
August 31st, 2007 at 10:58 pmAhhh..so Clinton is an idiot or a pathological liar? And it is very easy with him to tell which. Great Thanks..
August 31st, 2007 at 10:59 pm“Surge” sounds like slang for a homosexual act in a public bathroom. No wonder Republicans love the idea.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:59 pmA Barney Frank liberal.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:00 pm#48 And exactly how would you know?
August 31st, 2007 at 11:01 pmA Barney Frank liberal.
Comment by Frank J
More like a Mark Foley.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:01 pmSame thing.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:03 pmSame thing.
Comment by Frank J
Well at least your beginning to recognise the GOP hypocrisy.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:04 pmFolely is out of office and Frank is still in which tells you what?
August 31st, 2007 at 11:05 pm#49, What Barney Frank has to do with the topic discussed?
August 31st, 2007 at 11:05 pmSen Craig is a liberal by your limbaugh definition, yes?
Comment by RPG? — August 31, 2007 @ 10:58 pm
Craig is a true Conservative ideologue. Conservative ideology is all about suppressed homo eroticism. That should be abundantly clear by now. What better way to hide the fact that you’re gay, a lying thief, and a traitorous thug than to hide behind religious morality, law and order and the flag than to be a Republican? It’s the ultimate refuge for someone who lives a life of self contradiction and denial.
Who was it who said “Patriotism is the last resort of scoundrels.” They hit the nail on the head.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:06 pm#48 And exactly how would you know?
Comment by Frank J — August 31, 2007 @ 11:01 pm
He read your book.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:06 pm…according to the deceptive SPIN of the criminal Bushite military industrial complex THIEVES, mass murderers and traitors…
…like Senator James Inbred…
…the attack is PROOF the surge is working…
…the insurgents and al Qaeda are desperate to prevent “democracy” from flourishing…
…and are using violence to thwart freedom’s surge…
August 31st, 2007 at 11:07 pmLiberal gays don’t have to lie about being gay. We are secure enough in our own sexuality that we just don’t care what other people do lest it harm another.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:08 pmFolely is out of office and Frank is still in which tells you what?
Comment by Frank J
Dont be a hypocrite.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:08 pmHeh, that sounded kind of funny. I dig the chicks man!
No really!
:D
August 31st, 2007 at 11:10 pmCrying racist is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
As for Craig, I’m not sure how he voted on sodomite marriage and the like probably against since he was representing his contituents who oppose it and other moral issues. He is a criminal more than a hypocrite and the party has tossed him out.
Now the left with Jefferson, Kennedy, Frank, et al?
August 31st, 2007 at 11:10 pmNo Frank,
The party has not tossed Craig out — the people requested he leave.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:12 pmWho was it who said “Patriotism is the last resort of scoundrels.†They hit the nail on the head.
Comment by Snowball — August 31, 2007 @ 11:06 pm
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Well, all that means is those scoundrels have not yet resorted to Patriotism are resourceful. It does not mean that those who are Patriots are necessarily scoundrels.
Nice try.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:13 pm.
Why are we talking about Barney Frank in a thread about James Inhofe being excited about getting shot down?
August 31st, 2007 at 11:14 pmNow the left with Jefferson, Kennedy, Frank, et al?
Comment by Frank J
Now where would George be without Kennedy to cowrite the no child left behind act?
August 31st, 2007 at 11:14 pmMost who proclaim themselves Patriots, are simply flag-humpers.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:16 pmIt does not mean that those who are Patriots are necessarily scoundrels.
Why Mr P, AVGVTVS, its not okay to paint people with a wide brush of your own choosing?
Do Tell.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:19 pmSorry Frank, we don’t kick people out of the party for just being gay.
Jefferson, he’s another matter. No Democrat supported him except low information voters in his district. He should be gone. I think you’ll find little disagreement on any Liberal blog about that.
But that has nothing to do with the topic at hand. What we really need to know Frank is: Were you born straight or is it just a matter of choice for you?
Don’t worry, we Libs won’t judge you harshly because you like a little man love on the side. Just don’t persecute others for being like yourself. That we call hypocrisy,
August 31st, 2007 at 11:21 pmAnd if his plane had gone down, would he have excitedly praised Bush and the war all the way?
August 31st, 2007 at 11:22 pmThe man is a fool, playing the role of what he thinks is a “tough guy” — a revolting character.
True patriots expect the best from their country and work to improve it. Scoundrels hide behind the flag and follow strongmen without question.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:23 pmToo bad Inhofe didn’t find the military exciting enough to serve when he was younger. Just another chickenhawk willing to sacrifice young Americans so he can get off.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:26 pmTrue patriots expect the best from their country and work to improve it. Scoundrels hide behind the flag and follow strongmen without question.
Comment by Snowball — August 31, 2007 @ 11:23 pm
Yep, flag-humpers.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:26 pmInhofe and his colleagues were well-protected in Iraq.
Senator Vitter made sure they were Pampered.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:27 pmYep, the first time they shot a RPG in my direction I was excited too…
Excited to be alive after it went “BOOM”
August 31st, 2007 at 11:30 pmAt least now Inhofe has some real wartime experience. About 20 seconds worth. Just like GWB, he delivered a plastic turkey to the troops. That probably caused him to work up a sweat. It’s hard, hard work.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:32 pmHey he is over there. Thats more than you keyboard flunkies.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:33 pmHey he is over there. Thats more than you keyboard flunkies.
Comment by Bob — August 31, 2007 @ 11:33 pm
He supports the war & wants it continued. He should be over there. Why would people who are against the war & spend their keyboard flunky time trying to convince people to vote to bring the troops home go to Iraq? Why aren’t you there?
August 31st, 2007 at 11:35 pmYep, the first time they shot a RPG in my direction I was excited too…
Excited to be alive after it went “BOOMâ€
Comment by hacker bob
No Chit!!!
August 31st, 2007 at 11:35 pmI helping with the economy here and my support for the troops is to help give them whatever they need to complete their mission.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:37 pmWayne, Robert, Dave,
Have you seen this?
August 31st, 2007 at 11:38 pmFrank was running a male prostitution ring out of his basement. Don’ t you kick him out for that?
August 31st, 2007 at 11:39 pmHey he is over there. Thats more than you keyboard flunkies.
Comment by Bob
Both He and you need to be shipped there, given a rifle, no body armor like so many troops were, no armor on your transports, sent to patrol outside the green zone and with orders to engage any hostile forces.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:39 pmI helping with the economy here and my support for the troops is to help give them whatever they need to complete their mission.
Comment by Bob
Yeh thats all well and good Bob, but the Maliki government is rife with corruption which is not good for America or the troops.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:40 pmhttp://www.motherjones.com/ mojoblog/ archives/ 2007/ 08/ 5352_nation_nabs_an.html
The time has come for the level of civil disobedience to be raised.
If you know the telephone number of a congressperson POSt IT. If you know an e-mail address POST IT.
The time has come for Americans to become angry and
POST IT!!
Once it’s posted, call. Stand firm. NO MORE.
We are sick and tired of being lied to. We are sick and tired of Dems with slithering backbones.
We are sick and tired of Americans drowning in NO and having body parts blown off in Iraq while Halliburton thrives.
Wipe that sneer off your face Dick Cheney, only hound that don’t hunt is that pecker you call a nose.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:40 pmZep. :-)
August 31st, 2007 at 11:40 pmFrank was running a male prostitution ring out of his basement. Don’ t you kick him out for that? Comment by Frank J
What was Jeff Gannon?
August 31st, 2007 at 11:41 pmZooey, need more details. You know where to send them.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:43 pmComment by Zooey — August 31, 2007
Me a Fish? =P Heh.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:43 pmWe are sick and tired of being lied to…
Comment by rockyroad — August 31, 2007 @ 11:40 pm
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Okay, so maybe Inhofe wasn’t that excited, but I hardly think my Congressman needs to know!
:)
August 31st, 2007 at 11:43 pmNot their office number asswipe, their home number.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:47 pmNot their office number asswipe, their home number.
Comment by rockyroad — August 31, 2007 @ 11:47 pm
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Oh, okay. That changes everything.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:49 pmFrank was running a male prostitution ring out of his basement. Don’ t you kick him out for that?
Comment by Frank J — August 31, 2007 @ 11:39 pm
Aside from the fact that your facts are wrong (there was no prostitution ring being run out of Franks’s basement. He had a gay lover and didn’t deny it), what about David Vitter? Republicans cheered him after he was outed for soliciting prostitutes. I guess they were just excited by the rare occurrence of a heterosexual act by a Republican.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:51 pmMe a Fish? =P Heh.
Comment by Zep Tepi — August 31, 2007 @ 11:43 pm
Yeah, you!
August 31st, 2007 at 11:53 pmNext Imhotep will claim he disarmed the rockets by pissing out the open door.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:54 pm#48 And exactly how would you know?
Comment by Frank J — August 31, 2007 @ 11:01 pm
just read the papers, frank, you guys are caught with your fingers in some guys pants or maybe just bending over a page. Gross Old Perverts, the party of hypocrisy and treason.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:56 pmYeah, you! Comment by Zooey
August 31st, 2007 at 11:57 pmIm gonna gave to stop leaving hints =P
Folely is out of office and Frank is still in which tells you what?
Comment by Frank J
Dont be a hypocrite.
Comment by RPG? — August 31, 2007 @ 11:08 pm
tells us Foley is a criminal pervert, and Frank is a normal gay man going about his business. What does it tell you, bigot?
August 31st, 2007 at 11:58 pmComment by ronjazz — August 31, 2007
Huh? I think you have me confused.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:00 amI helping with the economy here and my support for the troops is to help give them whatever they need to complete their mission.
Comment by Bob — August 31, 2007 @ 11:37 pm
You’re just a run of the mill coward, with the usual GOP hypocrisy, piled with lies. what a ridiculous way to prove you’re a troop-hater. You’ll stoop as low as you can go, Boob. thanks for erasing any doubt as to your cowardice and brainlessness.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:01 amIm gonna gave to stop leaving hints =P
Comment by Zep Tepi — August 31, 2007 @ 11:57 pm
Are you getting mine?
September 1st, 2007 at 12:01 amDamn, my whole post was erased.
Inhofe, suck on this reality . . .
http://www.jenbekman.com/ artists/ nina_berman/ ?gallery=current&image=nina_berman_marine_wedding
September 1st, 2007 at 12:03 amFrank was running a male prostitution ring out of his basement. Don’ t you kick him out for that?
Comment by Frank J — August 31, 2007 @ 11:39 pm
Frank, you’re a lying pig, unless you were one of the hookers, and have proof. we know the real story; you don’t get away with character assassination here. you’re a cheap coward.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:03 amAre you getting mine?
Comment by Zooey
Of course Rose!
September 1st, 2007 at 12:04 amOf course Rose!
Comment by Zep Tepi — September 1, 2007 @ 12:04 am
Good. You’re welcome, you know. :-)
September 1st, 2007 at 12:05 amnormal gay man is an oxymoron. Frank was running a male prostitution ring out of his basement.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:05 amNo Democrat supported him except low information voters in his district.
Comment by Snowball #69
…you subliminal white supremacist al Ceerackers just don’t get it, do you?
…Jefferson (like Marion Barry) represent…
…DEFIANCE votes…
…”low information” people…
…by and large don’t vote…
September 1st, 2007 at 12:09 amGood. You’re welcome, you know. :-)
Comment by Zooey
Thanks.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:11 amAhh, the wonders of extreme Liberalism… it’s like watching a snake eat it’s own tale!
September 1st, 2007 at 12:11 amnormal gay man is an oxymoron. Frank was running a male prostitution ring out of his basement. Comment by Frank J
I haven’t heard of this, link?
September 1st, 2007 at 12:12 amFrank was running a male prostitution ring out of his basement.
Comment by Frank J #106
…how do you know Frankie?
…don’t tell me, lemme guess…
…you’re not only the resident HE-MAN homo-hater hypocrite…
…you’re the Basement Club’s president…
September 1st, 2007 at 12:13 am… it’s like watching a snake eat it’s own tale!
Comment by AVGVSTVS — September 1, 2007 @ 12:11 am
Sounds like a Republican to me. Very phallic.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:13 amWhat are they in definance of? Honesty, integrity?
September 1st, 2007 at 12:15 amWOW! TPZoo is all about me! Cool!
September 1st, 2007 at 12:16 amNo. It isn’t.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:16 amNo. It isn’t.
Comment by Zooey — September 1, 2007 @ 12:16 am
So far… yes it is!
September 1st, 2007 at 12:17 amFrank,
You were running a male prostitution ring out of your basement?
September 1st, 2007 at 12:19 amIts about you if your name is Craig or Petraeus, konservo.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:19 amToo late, Zoo! I’ve got what I came for!
September 1st, 2007 at 12:20 amI knew you were getting off.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:22 amWhat are they in definance of? Honesty, integrity?
Comment by Frank J #113
…conned’selfserving (subliminal white supremacist) HYPOCRISY, and deception!!!!!
September 1st, 2007 at 12:23 amToo late, Zoo! I’ve got what I came for!
Comment by AVGVSTVS — September 1, 2007 @ 12:20 am
what’s that? laughed at and shit on by everybody here? congratulations!
September 1st, 2007 at 12:24 amI knew you were getting off.
Comment by Zooey — September 1, 2007 @ 12:22 am
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Next time make the background an American flag, please.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:25 amHey he is over there. Thats more than you keyboard flunkies.
Comment by Bob — August 31, 2007 @ 11:33 pm
You’re right. It is more than any of us would get. None of us would get the massive security contingent he gets to protect him for his short visits there.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:25 amGet with the program, ronjazz…
September 1st, 2007 at 12:26 amI got so excited when those grenades started going off that I crapped ballot buttons.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:28 amInhofe and Mel Martinez lost control of their bowels and urinated and crapped on each other. That’s what made it exciting to them.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:30 amToo late, Zoo! I’ve got what I came for!
Comment by AVGVSTVS — September 1, 2007 @ 12:20 am
Penicillin may help, Mr Pee.
Or not.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:30 amGet with the program, ronjazz…
Comment by AVGVSTVS — September 1, 2007 @ 12:26 am
that’s your specialty, thought-free tool. dance to the master, whichever GOP pervert promises to let you blow him.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:31 amNow I can run as a war president.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:33 amGI Jim.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:34 amWOW! TPZoo is all about me! Cool!
Comment by AVGVSTVS — September 1, 2007 @ 12:16 am
Actually, its not. Its all about us. And, its cool.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:37 amI have no idea what konservo came for or why, nor do I worry about it nor does it matter.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:38 amInhofe to receive the “Brown Diaper” award, superior for Republicans to the Purple Heart.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:42 amkonservo is another intelligent, but failed, mind. I once thought perhaps he could find that truth that exists in all people. I erred. He will never see beyond his rote education.
A Plato with no Socrates.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:44 amHey I’m serious about applying for the Purple Heart.
My ego got bruised because I had to share the experience with a Democrat.
Thats gotta count for something.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:45 amThe troops should be thanking us for letting them stay and play in Iraq for so long.
War is fun.
:)
Look at how much fun I had and I didn’t even get to kill anybody.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:50 amA Plato with no Socrates.
Comment by Zep Tepi — September 1, 2007 @ 12:44 am
A sockpuppet with no hand.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:52 amkonservo is another intelligent, but failed, mind. I once thought perhaps he could find that truth that exists in all people. I erred. He will never see beyond his rote education.
A Plato with no Socrates.
Comment by Zep Tepi — September 1, 2007 @ 12:44 am
Piffle. Konservo is an idiot.
Playdoh, yes, Plato, not so much.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:53 amInto this house we’re born…
… into this world we’re thrown
Like a dog without a bone…
… an actor out alone…
My brain is squirming like a toad!
September 1st, 2007 at 12:55 amI asked the pilot if he would spin the chopper in and smash us into the ground so I could see what that feels like but he just kept pointing his sidearm at me and telling me to sit down.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:57 amNext time I’m gonna just grab the controls.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:58 amronjazz always roots for the cancer to kill Tony.
He is a compassionate Libtard.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:01 amLet Tony get his own thread. This ones about me, and my amazing heroism and courage under fire.
Got it?
September 1st, 2007 at 1:02 amAnd regardless of what the pilots tell you I don’t believe it was my Wagner CD playing on the squawkbox that drew the enemy fire.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:05 amFurther proof that the neocons are not human. Any normal human being would’ve needed a crowbar to pull the seat out of their tooshies, and then a fresh pair of undies.
Twit!
September 1st, 2007 at 1:07 amAnd Bob, what’s your excuse?
September 1st, 2007 at 1:08 amAny normal human being would’ve needed a crowbar to pull the seat out of their tooshies, and then a fresh pair of undies.
Comment by Deborah — September 1, 2007 @ 1:07 am
Thats why I wear rubber underwear Deborah.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:10 amTRoS, stop acting like an idiot and get back in your cage! You belong at the zoo!
September 1st, 2007 at 1:12 amComment by AVGVSTVS — September 1, 2007 @ 1:12 am
Re the idiot remark — Pot meet kettle.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:16 amNext time I’m going by road so I can get hit with an IED.
I’ve always wanted to know what that feels like.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:23 amTRoS, stop acting like an idiot and get back in your cage! You belong at the zoo!
Comment by AVGVSTVS — September 1, 2007 @ 1:12 am
Eh, he probably does belong at the Zoo. You, on the other hand, belong . . . well, that is a mystery. Apparently, you belong nowhere.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:23 amI’ve always wanted to know what that feels like.
Comment by Jim Inhofe — September 1, 2007 @ 1:23 am
You go on and do that, baby.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:24 amCome on.
War is fun.
Whats wrong with you bleeding hearts?
Wouldn’t you rather be bleeding heads?
Its fun!
September 1st, 2007 at 1:27 amI told you, I got excited today. I don’t know what those silly troops are complaining about. I had a blast and I didn’t even get to shoot anyone!
Imagine how fun it would be if they let me do that.
War is fun.
Tell your kids.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:28 amWouldn’t you rather be bleeding heads?
Its fun!
Comment by Jim Inhofe — September 1, 2007 @ 1:27 am
I’ll give you a bleeding head! :D
September 1st, 2007 at 1:29 am:|
Yea thats what Larry Craig promised me.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:30 amHe made a lot of us promises….. *sniff*
September 1st, 2007 at 1:32 amOh yea thats right. He’s in your district huh Zooey?
Yea that sucks…. er….pun not intended.
sort of.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:32 amWell don’t worry. We’ll get you another self righteous closet homosexual republican senator soon. We’ve just got to find one that hasn’t already been outed.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:34 amGood luck to ya!!
September 1st, 2007 at 1:35 amFortunately, thanks to the Skull and Bones society, thats a fairly wide net.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:35 amThis story gets more bullshit added to it every time it’s told. Leave it to the Repukes to make it sound like they narrowly avoided death…..puulease.
Maximum range of a RPG is 300m in capable hands and that’s intended to be a flat trajectory across the ground. A hack trying to shoot one pretty much straight up has little to no chance of hitting something like a C-130 especially with the highly evasive takeoff maneuvers these folks use just because of such threats.
One report from one of the 3 stooges on board claimed they were at 6,000 feet or thereabouts making these bold, evasive moves to escape the RPGs and Inhofe claims the blast was right outside the plane????
Does anyone fact check anymore or just run with the sensationalism angle? And the reichwing will of course be swallowing whatever bullshit this same “truth tellers” roll out when it comes to the progress on the ground?
September 1st, 2007 at 1:36 amPiffle. Konservo is an idiot.
Playdoh, yes, Plato, not so much.
Comment by gummitch
But I put it nicely!
September 1st, 2007 at 1:36 amFortunately, thanks to the Skull and Bones society, thats a fairly wide net.
Comment by Jim Inhofe — September 1, 2007 @ 1:35 am
That was mighty thoughty of them. :D
September 1st, 2007 at 1:40 amInohofe wasn’t killed, so that’s progress, right? Get the spinmeisters on it, you Oklahoma cowboy.l
September 1st, 2007 at 1:41 amYou know Bush is a nugget-knocker, right? I mean, you don’t think Laura would have married him if she actually had to sleep with him do you?
Can you picture it? “whats this thing..? heh heh”
No I heard they extracted the spooge from Karl Roves butt, then impregnate Laura so the kids look like dad, or are at least as dumb as him.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:41 amInohofe wasn’t killed, so that’s progress, right?
Comment by timeisart — September 1, 2007 @ 1:41 am
Actually I was.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:42 amI got better.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:44 amJust remember people.
The progress in Iraq iis directly related to how good we tell you it is.
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September 1st, 2007 at 1:48 amJIM,,,, Your probably right about the BUSH thing…
As for HILLARY,,, i feel sorry for her…. little chelsea looks more like thier (family) postman than BILL.
And thats ugly…..
I guess HILLARY just did’nt like the SEED of a BASTARD… EHHH
September 1st, 2007 at 1:50 amThat and the postman was really nice to her.
Because you’re not there and don’t have to experience any of it so then things will improve as soon as you start believing that they already have.
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September 1st, 2007 at 1:51 amAm I being clear enough here people?
September 1st, 2007 at 1:52 amJim,,,, the progress in IRAQ is not related to how the people THERE tell you it is…. That is the sole discretion of PELOSI and REID who make a daily visit every year.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:53 amOr did you miss that memo too…?
Your right JIM,,,,, you “confirming” what others THERE are telling me is enough…
September 1st, 2007 at 1:55 amUNLESS of course pelosi or reid tell you something else.
Of course when KATIE COURIC gets there,.,,, well we all know how independant and just she is….
September 1st, 2007 at 1:57 amWe can all believe her… (she is too cute not to believe)
Scooter. Lets remember who and what this thread is about. It has nothing to do with the Clintons and everything to do with me and my utter herosim under fire.
I’ve tasted death now, or at least sniffed it, and started into the black abyss, crying the warrior call.
“caw caw”
I am a warrior. A battleaxe in the hand of the almighty. I am a trojan horse,… soft and squishy on the outside, but inside full of hardened men.
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Scratch that last one. …. but what I am tryign to say is I am now battle hardened and ready to lead us into glorious battle. My nerves are steely like and courage under fire unquestionable, as I have now proven my mettle in the heat of awful combat, and in the fires of hell.
September 1st, 2007 at 1:58 amYou’ll listen to KATIE right? Whats not to listen too? about 5 foot 5, a lovely smile, a perky attitude, and a mother too boot…. PLUS a couple days in country under heavy guard.
She will be a mountain of information….. Nothing staged i’m sure….
Don’t you just LOVE your sources……
September 1st, 2007 at 2:00 amWhat the hell are you talking about and when did Katie Couric come into the conversation?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:01 amJim,
You’re an idiot.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:02 amYou sure are brave JIM,,,, almost as BRAVE as HILLARY defending her position on voting for the WAR in IRAQ….
and then being upset about the outcome….
Now that is BRAVE and takes more BALLS than both you or I…..
Of course she assumed BUSH would’nt actually really do it…. I mean look at her own HUSBAND…. using him as a precedent… and not being ABLE to ACTUALLY do it with MONICA,,,, How could she know BUSH really would DO IT?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:04 amI am not an idiot. I am a battle hardened hero of the fatherla…..er, I mean homeland. I am Rambo, Rocky and the Rock, all rolled into one.
I was more than ballast on that ride today. I was a one man blitzkrieg.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:05 amOh come on,,,,, don’t you dare sit there and deny that KATIE”S word on the matter is gospel.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:05 amSHE IS CUTE,, and LIBERAL what else do you need?
Hmm. You guys seem to have this overwhelming desire to turn this thread about me and my courage under fire in Iraq, into a discussion on the Clintons.
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Why is that?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:06 amAnd WHAT the hell does Katie Couric have to do with any of this?
This is about me and my courage under fire.
Period.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:07 amJim,
STFU!
September 1st, 2007 at 2:07 amWho is calling JIM an idiot….. he most certainly is a HERO….. well,,, incomparison to RAY NAGIN in NEW ORLEANS,,, your most definitly a HERO…
During KATRINA the poor man was looking for POLICE PROTECTION for himself…..
YEP,,, REPUBLICAN hero’s and DEMOCRATIC zero’s
September 1st, 2007 at 2:08 amYou know, a lot of people thought the pilot banked to avoid the rockets.. but thats not quite how it happened.
I was trying to steer into the rockets for a better photo op and the pilot jerked the controls out of my hand causing us to bank like that.
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Good thing I did to. Probably saved our lives.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:10 amJim,,,, if your going to discuss HERO’s and leave out the CLINTONS or KATIE,,,, then you have issues my friend..
They are peas in a pod…. peas in a pod
September 1st, 2007 at 2:10 amWow. I’ve seen some streches before, but now we’re discussing Ray Nagin and Katrina in a thread about me and the Iraq war?
You guys sure are good… or at least comitted, to changing the topic of this thread, huh?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:11 amOh well. Don’t worry. I won’t let you.
I’ll be here all night just to make sure you don’t forget its about me.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:11 amWow,,, jim ,,,, thank god you were there,,, i mean helping on the steering,,,, good job…
Can you IMAGINE CYNTHIA MCKINNEY in your position?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:12 amOH my HECK,,,, now there’s a thought.
And my oh so brave heroism under fire.
War is fun, and I’m spreading the word.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:12 amBecause clearly your answer to anything about me is to bring up a democrat.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:14 amThanks jim for keeping us on the topic of HEROISM….
but you don’t honestly believe were going to ignore all the BRAVE LIBERALS in this country who are just as HEROIC if not more so than yourself do you????
Of course not.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:14 amAnd this thread isn’t about democrats.
Its about me, and my brave heroics in saving the day by sitting in my seat.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:15 amJIM,,,, the topic is HEROISM and if that does not scream out for LIBERAL DEMOCRATS then I don’t know what does?
Your not going to change the topic from HEROISM are you?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:16 amMore right wing trollscum.
Can’t deal with the issues on hand, always crying. “,wahhhh, but the liberals did something tooo….wahhhhhh wahhhhh.
Trolls.
See them, bash em in the head.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:17 amThis thread isn’t about liberals right wing loser trolls.
Its about Jim Inhofe, and all his glory.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:18 amYou and I both know that the TRUE HEROISM in our society is PACIFISM, WUSSISM, and LIBERALISM…
These have all be PROVEN to take the most courage and bravery under fire….
YOUR brave,,,, YEP,,,, but the true HEROISM resides here in this country.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:19 amDon’t worry JO. I will be here to make sure these whippersnappers don’t distract from my heroic patriotism.
I have proven wars not so bad, so these troops need to stop crying and suck it up.
I did it.
So can they.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:20 amfartles,
Shut the F^ck uP!!!!
September 1st, 2007 at 2:20 amThe next sucker who denys the courage of JIM does not deserve to give NANCY PELOSI a PEDICURE….. got it.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:20 amWhat would you know about bravery? Did you fly in a chopper over Iraq?
No you’re just sitting here from your keyboard. Another Fallwell U graduate running his mouth from his keyboard.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:21 amYour right JIM,,, the troops should get crackin,,,,
For some reason they get depressed when the TRUE HEROES back in this country tell them they are failing….
Don’t they know who the true HEROES are?
And why do they keep voting for the semi heroic REPUBLICANS when they should be voting for the REALLY heroic DEMOCRATS? HELP THEM JIM?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:24 amOh look. Someone was mocking poor inhofes tales of daring and in come the wormwoods.
What do the wormwoods do?
Why they cry, thats what they do. They’re paid crybabies.
Crying about every democrat in the world, trying to take peoples attention off the mocking of their propaganda preacher, inhofe.
How utterly pathetic.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:27 amJO MAMA,,, you sure are giving me more credit than I deserve,,,, I did’nt graduate from FALLWELL U or even HIGHSCHOOL for that matter….
I screwed around knowing that the GOVT will be there to take care of me…. welfare is a blessing….
September 1st, 2007 at 2:28 amThank GOD for the HEROIC LIBERALS and the method they provide for me to take from JO MAMA and just sit on my computer in safety.
Yea wimpwood. They’ve also got the true heroes of the right wing, sitting comfortably from the keyboards cheering on the war like the good little cheerleaders you are.
Wave your pom poms wimp.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:28 amShake your little pom poms like your divine fuhrer did in college, you miserable little inbred bootlicking worm.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:29 ambartlebee,,, I already warned folks about denigrating the bravery of JIM…. If you dare to take it a notch HIGHER and denigrate a really HEROIC LIBERAL over here then things are gonna get ugly….
September 1st, 2007 at 2:30 amShake those pom poms scooter.
Shake em like the good little cheerleader you are.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:31 amRa Ra Ra.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:31 amPlease feel free to denigrate a PORN PORN such as myself sitting here in safety…. cheerleading a war i”m not fighting myself,,,
Of course you don’t POOH POOH a war while sitting on a computer…. NEVER
September 1st, 2007 at 2:33 amSay how’d you inbred rednecks do in the first American civil war?
I forgot.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:34 amPooh pooh pooh,,,,,
September 1st, 2007 at 2:34 amBartlebee, keep it up, I’m enjoying this! :D
September 1st, 2007 at 2:35 amRight wing little wimp worms. Cheering the war on from the safety of their keyboards but unwilling to fight it.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:36 amSheesh man,,,, careful,,,, don’t you know it’s the REDNECKS that will have all the GUNS when the shit goes down,,,,,, Better make em your friends while you can….
Find a couple i can be buddies with too EHHHH
September 1st, 2007 at 2:36 amBush was like that you know. In college his dad wanted him on the football team. So did Babs I hear. They pushed him to go tryout.
Well imagine their embarrassment when he walked in carrying those pom poms.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:37 amIt must have been very uncomfortable for them.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:37 amSheesh man,,,, careful,,,, don’t you know it’s the REDNECKS that will have all the GUNS when the shit goes down,,,
Comment by scooter — September 1, 2007 @ 2:36 am
Then you clearly have never been to Compton.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:38 amIt must have been very uncomfortable for them.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — September 1, 2007 @ 2:37 am
Much like the shame scooter’s parents feel for his cowardice…
September 1st, 2007 at 2:39 amOr the South Philly for that matter.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:39 amfartles is on meth!
September 1st, 2007 at 2:40 amCompton,,, if your countin on COMPTON as a safety net then I really do hope your BLACK or HISPANIC,,,
If your one of these wussie, liberal, no guns, pacifist white guys ,,,,, WELL
September 1st, 2007 at 2:41 amOr Queens. Or Jersey. Or Brooklyn. Or Southeast DC. Or …
September 1st, 2007 at 2:42 amthen I really do hope your BLACK or HISPANIC,,,
Comment by scooter — September 1, 2007 @ 2:41 am
So what if I am one of those? Can’t black people be liberals?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:43 amAlmost exclusively.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:43 ammy parents are ashamed of me….. they think I should have joined up and then FAKED my service and then come back here and LIE about how EVIL my fellow soldiers were…. just like KERRY….
Look where it got him…..?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:43 amIf your one of these wussie, liberal, no guns, pacifist white guys ,,,,, WELL
Comment by scooter — September 1, 2007 @ 2:41 am
They’re called Scientists and Doctors and stuff. You know. All the careers they don’t let you homeschooled kids apply for.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:45 amThe Blacks running those areas are not LIBERALS…
what use do they have for GOVT. handouts,,,, they just take stuff….
The BLACKS not packin may be liberals,,, but that does not help you or JO MAMA unless of course your black
September 1st, 2007 at 2:46 amI am a brave man. I stared death in the face and came out smiling.
Next time I go back I’m killin someone.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:46 amYou capitialize the word black. You got a problem with black men?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:47 amHopefully it won’t be my whole squad but if so well, war is hell.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:48 amYou nitwit,,, i was’nt homeschooled,,,, I would have gotten a REAL education if I was…. NOPE,,,
September 1st, 2007 at 2:49 amI got mine on the PUBLIC inner city SPECIAL ACADEMY…
They sure do instill a wonderful sense of PRIDE….
Those UNIONS really do a bang up JOB…. LET ME TELL YA
Or the South Philly for that matter.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — September 1, 2007 @ 2:39 am
Corner of 9th and Passyunk.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:49 amMe,,, a problem with BLACK people,,,, naaaaa
In fact I can’t wait to get on the payroll of a BLACK owned business,,,, with all the GOVT. run programs that go to only BLACK business,,, i’m sure to get rich,, just as a sidekick….
maybe steal some business from yourself and JO MAMA along the way ehhh
September 1st, 2007 at 2:51 amYou know, when I was leaving the cargo transport the pilot told me, (after he made me let go of the wheel) that he had sized me up, and could already predict what my last words will be.
He said they’d be, “what’s this button do“?
Now I’m not a spiritual man but I think he may have powers…. you know??
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By the way, anyone know what that means?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:52 amapologies,,,,, gotta run….. can’t discuss HOW EVIL JIM or the REPUBLICANS are any longer at this time…..
September 1st, 2007 at 2:53 amTOODALOOO
I got mine on the PUBLIC inner city SPECIAL ACADEMY…
They sure do instill a wonderful sense of PRIDE….
Those UNIONS really do a bang up JOB…. LET ME TELL YA
Comment by scooter — September 1, 2007 @ 2:49 am
Well I can certainly understand the “Special” part.
Did that come with a kneeling bus?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:54 amsorry ,,, gotta run
September 1st, 2007 at 2:55 amapologies,,,,, gotta run….. can’t discuss HOW EVIL JIM or the REPUBLICANS are any longer at this time…..
TOODALOOO
Comment by scooter — September 1, 2007 @ 2:53 am
Why discuss it, when you do such a good job of DEMONSTRATING how bigoted and evil you wingnuts are?
September 1st, 2007 at 2:55 amsorry ,,, gotta run
Comment by scooter — September 1, 2007 @ 2:55 am
Then you should eat more fiber, because the more full of sh@t winguts like you get, the more you get the RUNS away from your duty and serving where your big fat stupid mouths go but your fat stupid @sses are always too cowardly to take you!
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