Maine for summers, Connecticut for winters, private prep schools, private college, CHEERLEADER, silver spooner Dubbie??? Is a down home feller!?!!??!??

He’s a god-damned phony (better actor than Reagan) talking with a phony accent, wearing phony clothes, living at a phony ranch clearing phony brush. Anyone who’s not seen through that by now needs their eyes examined, badly. It may be glaucoma, or it may be macular degeneration, but it sure as hell ain’t common sense, and it sure as hell don’t do nobody a plugged nickel’s worth of good.

Fact is, most modern ranchers ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD actually own animals. Just because Shrub travels in a helicoptor does not make him a “rancher”. What makes Shrub a “rancher”? Because he says he is and you believe him?

Please.

I’m an old cowhand from the Rio Grande,
But my legs ain’t bowed and my cheeks ain’t tanned.
I’m a cowboy who never saw a cow,
Never roped a steer ’cause I don’t know how;
And I sho’ ain’t fixin’ to start in now…

I’m a ridin’ fool who is up-to-date,
I know ev’ry trail in the Lone Star State,
‘Cause I ride the range in a Ford V-Eight.
Yippy-I-O-Ki-Ay…

(Johnny Mercer, 1936)

They erroneously seemed to believe that Laura Bush was speaking in response to Vincente Fox’s new book. They seem to have missed that Mrs. Bush’s comments were made in 2005, and not in reaction to Fox’s book, as bob h incorrectly wrote.

So what makes the place where Chimpy, Condi and Jeff Gannon sometimes reside so special?

Prior to his purchasing the property, was it known as a hog ranch?

I believe that shortly after that, Stephen Colbert began to speak and it wasn’t long before the jokes on Bush weren’t accepted.
At that time, I remember thinking of what the reaction might have been were it someone else making the joke.

F**k little children.

He always sings
Heavy metal to the cattle
as he swings
back and forward in the saddle,
on a bike – a pretty good bike!
‘cause Hussain tried to kill his pater,
he was a major Saddam hater
your kids will pay for his war later
how they run – yes they run! -
when they hear him ‘a-comin’,
cause the western folks all know,
he’s a high-falootin’, rootin, tootin’,
cowboy phoney from Kennebunkport,
Ragtime Cowboy
Talk about your Cowboy,
Ragtime Cowboy George.

“The Horse Jerkerer”.

But ya gotta admit he has that Redneck Texas swagger down cold, been watching all the John Wayne movies he can find …. and that inflatable codpiece is a true work of art. Heh heh.