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Cheney: I’m the ‘flavor of the month.’

In the new book The Evangelical President, the Washington Examiner’s Bill Sammon writes that Vice President Cheney isn’t sure whether or not he’ll be remembered throughout history. “It may be because nobody can remember the earlier vice presidents. I’ll let the historians worry about that.” He joked that he is more likely the “flavor of the month.”

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51 Responses to “Cheney: I’m the ‘flavor of the month.’”

  1. A Patriot Acting Says:

    He joked that is more likely the “the flavor of the month.”
    Yeah, and it smells like a lying pile of shit!


  2. Fan of Man Says:

    really? i didnt know sh*t was a flavor.....


  3. IgnoranceIsNotBliss Says:

    He doesn't give a sh*t if he's remembered or not. Not enough money in "being remembered".


  4. Nevar Says:

    Oh, you will be remembered, have no fear of that...


  5. katy Says:

    ... of the century, i fear...

    and it's only just begun...
    .


  6. bob h Says:

    poop falvored vp, ick


  7. Krazny Says:

    Nevar beat me to it, but yeah Cheney will be remembered. Especially if they truly start investigating his sorry ass.


  8. Pete Bogs Says:

    I don't find this flavor palatable... it makes me want to spit...


  9. missmolly Says:

    So now Cheney is saying things like "when (Bush) recruited me into this job"? He's either spinning or has amnesia -- Cheney appointed himself into that job. He was the head of the search committee and the "search" turned up...himself.


  10. mongo Says:

    Oh, he'll be remembered all right.

    Just not in a way he'll be happy with.


  11. toasterhead Says:

    Dick "Highlander" Cheney will be remembered for centuries by the future generations of Americans who will be left to clean up the mess he's made.


  12. Nevar Says:

    I wonder how many artificial flavors are made from
    petroleum by- products?


  13. Candyce Says:

    Cheney has expanded the Veep office far beyond anything the Founders had in mind. His own suite of offices, own staff, own budget, and apparently his own branch of government.


  14. Badmoodman Says:

    The psychology of this is rich. Bush and Cheney brush aside any talk of their legacy as if it matters not one wit to them, yet continually engage journalists on the subject. They're like pubescent teens exchanging furtive glances across the classroom, then denying they have any interest.


  15. katy Says:

    i've always thought that "the search" for VP was a ruse...
    just a "go through the motions" act...
    the plan was always to put cheney in charge...
    is what i think...
    .


  16. rehbock Says:

    Some of his thirty one flavors:
    Deviled rotten egg,
    Profiteerole,
    Death Angel Mushroom souffle,
    Rattlesnake (tastes like chicken?),
    Yellow uranium cake,
    Sucker punch,
    crumby cake,
    Poison Apple Pie
    ....


  17. Zooey Says:

    Yeah, he's sardine sauce on raspberry sorbet. :P


  18. Nevar Says:

    Rancid bacon grease over four day old guacamole.


  19. Zooey Says:

    Hershey's chocolate sauce on a bloated walrus carcass.


  20. Nevar Says:

    You win, Zooey, think I'll go get some breakfast now... ;)


  21. Zooey Says:

    He's lime jello with bits of haggis.


  22. Zooey Says:

    Made ya hungry for walrus carcass, didn't I? :D


  23. hellinabucket Says:

    Not one bad tasting Dick joke yet.


  24. Krazny Says:

    He’s lime jello with bits of haggis.

    Comment by Zooey — September 24, 2007 @ 11:33 am

    Add in a good ale, and you have the breakfast of champions.


  25. Zooey Says:

    It's all yours, hellinbucket!


  26. Sharon Cox Says:

    Good Morning Lady Z........My comment offer..Black Bear poop topped with pine tree sap.......Blessings


  27. SpeakupNation Says:

    I think that flavor is malevolence, with a dash of greed.


  28. Zooey Says:

    Good Morning, Great Lady!

    I'm heading out for the bus. Too bad, cuz i'm thinking of lots more gross stuff.....


  29. hellinabucket Says:

    Thanks but even I'll pass. That road would get me banned for sure.


  30. fuzz19601 Says:

    The worst administration in history!


  31. fuzz19601 Says:

    shotgun face blood flavor


  32. Buckie Boy Says:

    Corruption and War Crimes are a Flavor?

    Ignore the "it"

    Buck Fush


  33. Nevar Says:

    Poached quail


  34. Zimzone Says:

    Can one cook when Cheneying yourself?


  35. nolo Says:

    human-flesh-flavored, straight from the shot-gunned face of g.o.p. lawyer harry whittington -- fuzz 19601 were synchronistic, i guess -- see my poll, on this topic! great answers!


  36. dumper Says:

    He'll be remembered as the Worst American Ever!!!


  37. Zimzone Says:

    Fried Chickenhawk with Neoturd pudding.


  38. hellinabucket Says:

    gun blast powdered drunk skunk


  39. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    His own suite of offices, own staff, own budget, and apparently his own branch of government.

    Comment by Candyce — September 24, 2007 @ 11:18 am

    A unique creature, a unicorn, if you will...


  40. Keith H. Says:

    He's a flavor only his Uncle Satan will enjoy.
    And soon.


  41. Shayne Says:

    One spoonful and you know what EVIL tastes like. No thanks Darth.


  42. OxyCon Says:

    Hmmm. What flavor would I call a "Cheney" flavor?
    How about "Old Crusty Cancerberry".
    Or "Rancid Death On A Stick".
    Or "Pus Filled Boil Creme Pie".


  43. missmolly Says:

    I WISH he was only the "flavor of the month". Instead, we got him for eight years (not counting his government work before the veep gig, and not counting the long lasting damage he will leave behind).

    Yes, he's the first sitting vice president to shoot another person since Aaron Burr. But he will be remembered for so much more than that.


  44. clb72 Says:

    That cake looks like it's laden with trans fat. Dick should be more careful in his condition.


  45. williamf Says:

    ah dickie we hardly knew ye.


  46. Patricia McDermott Says:

    Geez, that's a scary picture. Wolfowitz, Rumsfeld, and Cheney with a sword, and they are all smiling. At least I think Cheney is smiling, although whatever in hell is wrong with his face makes it hard to tell when he is smiling and when he is sneering.


  47. tombaker Says:

    flavor of ass, more like.



  48. wagadog Says:

    Flavors of the month?

    Dingleberry Pie? Or was it....

    Great Big Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
    Mutilated Monkey Meat, Little Stinky Birdie Feet
    All Chopped Up With Mashed-up Mountain Tangerines

    and

    You Forgot Your Spoon! Missed Out On Luuuuunch!


  49. Zooey Says:

    #49 -- The clear winner!!


  50. Shayne Says:

    I don't know what he tastes like, but he smells like ass.



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