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Bush’s Brain seeks transplant.

By Faiz Shakir on Oct 7th, 2007 at 11:30 pm

Bush’s Brain seeks transplant.

Karl Rove tells the Washington Post that he hopes not to go down in history as simply “Bush’s guy.” “I have a chance to create something else. I’m not just going to be typecast as, ‘Oh, that’s the Bush guy,’” Rove said. Wayne Slater, the author of Bush’s Brain, writes, “Et tu, Karl? Distancing Yourself from Bush?”



27 Responses to “Bush’s Brain seeks transplant.”

  1. burro says:

    Shruby and Karl are as close as two testicles. Add a Dick and you’ve got the unit that Karl will always be known as being a close and critical part of.


  2. Shayne says:

    Does Karl believe that there is any way he will be remembered as anything but an evil, traitorous pig? Then he’s the only one who does.


  3. Xisithrus says:

    Too late Karl, you are typecast, just as Eddie Haskell, or Eddie Meunster, or Danny from the partdrige family, or Buffy and Jody, or Samantha Stevens…or Bob Denver.

    For a genius, you should have known NEVER to accept a job in Casa Blanca, Grendel.


  4. Xisithrus says:

    Karl, the guy who took Bush from 90% approval to 30%

    Genius!!


  5. Jay Randal says:

    LOL Karl Rove > your fate is linked to Bush baby, so if he goes to jail someday then so do you. You are surgically joined to Dubya > PERIOD.


  6. Zooey says:

    W & Rove are forever tainted by one another.

    It’s only right….


  7. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Genius!!

    Comment by Xisithrus — October 7, 2007 @ 11:41 pm

    And create a permanent Republican minority!!!


  8. GSD says:

    He is Dr. Jekyll to Bush’s Mr. Hyde. Dr. Frankenstein to the Chimp Monster.

    Sorry Turdblossom, you will always smell like Bush’s flop-sweat.

    -GSD


  9. missmolly says:

    What’s Karl trying to do? Just make all his handiwork go away? No, Karl was always the one who counted on the short attention spans of Americans, and he figures that if he reinvents himself now, it won’t take long before Americans see him in his new identity instead of one of the key people who got our country in the quicksand pit it is now.


  10. RUCerious says:

    Yes, Bush should get a brain transplant.
    Preferable from a capuchin monkey. Could only get smarter.


  11. joe cantwell says:

    he can always try out for fred’s brain.


  12. alphainfinityomega says:

    KKKarl, you’re not just Bush’s guy, but Jeff’s butt boy as well.
    Why fret and complain? You should be proud !

    ∞


  13. vicezilla says:

    He’ll always be remembered as Bush’s “turd blossom”, but maybe now he’s had a change of heart and wants to be known as the ice cream guy!


  14. Xisithrus says:

    Rove thought, for whatever reason. no one would see thru his bullshirt.


  15. loretta says:

    Who does he think he is, Madonna?
    You, Karl, are the stuff that gets scraped out of a boil, and will never be anything else. Horrible, noxious lump of goo that you are, I am praying for YOU, too–
    I am praying that you will be prosecuted and jailed for your part in stealing the votes of this nation. I long for the old days, when some hero in Congress could stand and accuse you and challenge you to duel you’d LOSE. If only…..


  16. Veritas says:

    He’ll always be known as KKK Karl – his only claim to fame.


  17. Perry logan says:

    Karl’s the guy who outed a CIA agent. His place in history is assured.


  18. Uncle Ho says:

    Bush: “Ask me about my lobotomy. heh, heh.”


  19. jurassicpork says:

    Happy Columbus Day, from George W. Bush. See? He can think on his own and this hystorical tutorical thingie proves it.


  20. Clumberfeet says:

    Double hip replacements are fairly common now-a-days.


  21. Art says:

    “Typecast”???

    Further proof that they were just playacting.


  22. upside99 says:

    I guess the rover thinks all he has to do is cut away from Dubya and say he doesn’r want any responsibility for all the turds created by BushCo. How convenient for him, how f@cked for us and the rest of the world!


  23. Wayne says:

    You call yourself a Christian
    I think that you’re a hypocrite
    You say you are a patriot
    I think that you’re a crock of shit

    – SWEET NEO CON (Mick Jagger/Keith Richards)


  24. Buckie Boy says:

    Bush’s Brain seeks transplant.

    To a nice jail cell with some stylish orange suits I hope.

    Buck Fush


  25. Parrotlover77 says:

    I nominate this article for the best TP headline ever.


  26. FunMe says:

    This is the end …

    Karl can put on lipstick, but we all know he is still a pig!

    No amount of nip, tuck, or whatever will change his horrible reputation.


  27. nofltwlt says:

    Someone should put a bell around the neck of Karl Rove so as to know where he is. No matter where Karl Rove is he will be up to no good.



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