Personally, I’d love to see Limbaugh, O’Reilly, Malkin, Savage, Hannity, and the rest of the gang of chickenhawks doing live reports from somewhere outside of the Green Zone with just the support of Iraqi troops. I might even pay to see that!

Also, regardless of where your parents were born, you would ace this test in numerous countries, Sweden, France, Japan, Taiwan, etc. . . we are not the best, get over it.

Do you have a member without a member? Iraq?

Do you have a parent from another country?

Do you have health insurance?

Does everyone in your family speak english?

Has every adult in your household graduated from college?

If not, welcome to Bush’s America.

While this test may seem unrealistic, if you lived in Norway and the questions were slightly changes, you would have made a 98%.

Yeah, we live in the greatest country in the world.

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All of my eccentricities are are a product of my upbringing. One mom, one pop, horses, cats, dogs, a goat. . . we were perfect.

The all American family may not look like yours . . but . . . perfect.

I just took some really great shrooms and have been tapping toes at Heathrow . . . a liberal website is where I want to unload.

Go puke, take a nap and call Romney in the morning. Just make sure you unstrap that retreiver from the top of the SUV and clean up the nasty dog fright on the windows.

For Buster, what a long strange trip it’s been. (Bing Romney in the head.)

let me promise you one thing.. the only way you ,or any of your troglodye brethern will EVER vanish in a flash of purifying fire one day will be if all the rest of us do also… no matter how long you, i, or anyone of our descendents live, this selective vanishing of flesh will never, ever occur..

keep waiting crockpot…

What the hell does anything you just wrote mean?

O’Liely, get a freakin’ clue, man.

The Liberal Media is leaving you all the “good” stories to tell.

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No need to get your panties in a wad over any thing he says.

Amazing. Shut up.

“we know where the weapons are” “we know without a doubt that saddam has WMD” “they are north, east, south, and west of tikrit”.

not lies? we havent found a molecule except what we gave him ourselves 20 years ago. wait, let me me guess, we dont have definite proof he didnt give them to aliens,right?

hey Bigfwat are you ever going to give us an example of something that congress could, in in your mind, legitimately do under the “promoting the general welfare” clause that they couldnt do simply by using the “commerce clause”?

and you know, speaking of torturing us with your logic, there are a FEW people in the world who don’t fit into the categoty of either ” team america” or “al-queda”.. did you ever stop and think that its hard to justify us brutalizing innocent people on the grounds that “al-queda does it more”…what if those innocents have nothing to do with al-queda?

oh, and how do you know everything that went on on abu-gharib? do you have top sercret military clearance as well as being a brilliant yet completely uneducated legal scholar?

Comment by michael — October 16, 2007 @ 5:07 pm

Why, do you really think it would be the first time? What a fool!

Comment by Daryll — October 16, 2007 @ 1:09 pm

And in the meantime, the rest of us will be suffering the consequences of your fundamentalist warmongering. Where you and your wife are really going is plenty HOT!

Comment by Squegeeboo — October 16, 2007 @ 12:48 pm

A cowardly chikenhawk and a racist to boot. Typical republican!

Comment by Jeremy in Denver — October 16, 2007 @ 5:25 pm

I have never thought about you and am unlikely to start…

Yeah, really. What’s a little torture, rape, and false imprisonment of a few hundred people who are not even American anyway?

/sarcasm off

You’re just oily enough . . . you think that you could slip slide thru a little waterboarding. . . kinda like swapping liquids with Ann Coulter.

Twilight Zone . . . let’s just give it a go and watch you scream like the infant that you are.

Shut up. You and Ann need to procreate in hell. Ouch . . . the annoyance of an STD.

Funny how that works. Well, off I go. Time to learn how to bend a computer to my will. *insert evil laugh here* (Yes, it’s computer science 2 time…)

Comment by michael

Says the guy who regularly accuses liberals of being anti-God.
A hypothesis: trolls post more comments about how progressives, liberals, Democrats are alleged to think than they post their own thoughts because they don’t have any of their own.