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Bush uses photo-ops to ‘angle for conservation stature.’

Today, President Bush used highly choreographed photo-ops in Maryland in an effort to “burnish his conservation credentials.” He looked “slightly askance” with a screech owl on his hand, remarking, “Cute little fellow.” He also joked that he loves fishing, but “the Secret Service won’t let me go hunting” with Vice President Cheney anymore.

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According to the League of Conservation Voters, the Bush administration “has arguably been the most anti-environmental in our nation’s history.” More on his FY2008 budget proposals here.



67 Responses to “Bush uses photo-ops to ‘angle for conservation stature.’”

  1. woodguy says:

    Personally, I’d argue with “arguably”.


  2. DutchHenry says:

    “has arguably been the most anti-environmental in our nation’s history.”

    ******The guy is a first class fraud.Everything he does is fake.Think how far we have fallen as a country.Once leaders of the world in almost every category now we are the laughing stock of the world.A.Prez who can’t command English language is native tongue.Can’t wait for this long national nightmare to be over.


  3. Candyce says:

    No, Bush was looking askance at the vice president who was taking aim at the little owl.


  4. Veritas says:

    Which one’s the hooked nosed owl??


  5. OxyCon says:

    The Owl looks more intelligent than Bush does.
    Also if you look at a chronological list of legislative government environmental accomplishments, you will notice that there have been none since Bush stole office.


  6. Candyce says:

    omg, Veritas, they do look alike.


  7. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    No, Bush was looking askance at the vice president who was taking aim at the little owl.

    Comment by Candyce — October 20, 2007 @ 5:27 pm

    Ha! LOL… PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST!!!

    “Yer aimin’ fer tha owl, right, Dick? Dick??? The owl, right???”


  8. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Whoa… has Li’l Georgie ever aged!! All that screwin’ up ‘n stealin’ ‘n lyin’ sure takes it outta ya, apparently.


  9. upside99 says:

    Dubya couldn’t spell “environmental” even if it was tattoed on CHeney’s arse.

    His idea of being green is his look in the mirror at his next-day hangover.


  10. Nevar says:

    caption:

    George: “I’m the Conserverator!”

    Owl: “Hoooooooo do yooooooo think you’re foooooolin’?”


  11. Tenebrae says:

    Posing with an owl cause no kids will go near him after the SCHIP veto?


  12. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Photo caption…

    … and the owl sez to the doctor…

    “but is this growth on my butt cancerous?”


  13. Candyce says:

    lol, TRoS.

    “Am I relevant now?”


  14. RUCerious says:

    Nice owl, nice owl, now bite the sucker’s nose!!


  15. RUCerious says:

    That photo of the chymp finally qualifies him as a

    “pencil necked geek”


  16. Candyce says:

    Is he really wearing a jacket with his name on it, and the presidential seal?


  17. Candyce says:

    I am the President. See, it says so right here on my jacket. hehe he he he.


  18. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Is he really wearing a jacket with his name on it, and the presidential seal?

    Comment by Candyce — October 20, 2007 @ 5:45 pm

    Aw, Candyce, you’ve always bin relevant… and yes, the nimrod is indeed wearing a jacket w/ his name on it, and the Presidential seal…

    Wanna bet it has bowling pins embroidered on the back?


  19. EvilPoet says:

    A wise old owl sat in an oak,
    The more he heard, the less he spoke;
    The less he spoke, the more he heard;
    Why aren’t we all like that wise old bird.


  20. Oval12345678 aka James K. Sayre says:

    “Polly wants a cracker…” – what birds used to say…

    ‘Screechy wants some crack…” – what birds say now…


  21. Oval12345678 aka James K. Sayre says:

    I’ll bet that Screechy is wear gloves too. Smart bird…


  22. boreas says:

    “He also joked that he loves fishing, but “the Secret Service won’t let me go hunting” with Vice President Cheney anymore.”

    I wonder how Harry Whittington and his family feel about the Presidential Joke. (double entendre intentional)


  23. RUCerious says:

    He has to wear his name on his jacket, otherwise his dad might think it’s his.

    Can’t you just see the name tag on the underwear?

    Depeepeeciderer.


  24. Candyce says:

    I wonder how Harry Whittington and his family feel about the Presidential Joke. (double entendre intentional)

    Comment by boreas — October 20, 2007 @ 5:54 pm

    That’s his forte. Like pretending to be unable to find WMD in the Oval Office while troops died looking for the non-existent things.


  25. Badmoodman says:

    Bush is also a “Windshield Conservationist.”


  26. Clumberfeet says:

    Lets recognize America’s working poor (former middle class) and their children an endangered species and protect them.


  27. RUCerious says:

    Once an idiot cheerleading frat boy, always an imbecilic, faux cowpoker (or horsejackeroffer)


  28. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Caption Contest:

    “Give a hoot. Veto children’s healthcare.”


  29. TheToonGuy says:

    Later, the owl will write a book exposing Bush’s devastating effects on his habitat. The right-wing smear machine will go into full force, claiming that the owl could’ve protected its habitat on its own, by selling the lumber. And then they’ll say the owl is unamerican and secretly supporting our natural enemies, the bears.


  30. Witch1 says:

    They had to put his name on the jacket so he can be returned home when he get’s off the short bus….Blessings


  31. Nevar says:

    Speaking of fishing George,
    I guess we know now that the 7 1/2 pound perch you caught
    was actually your forearm, huh?
    Did you have to have help getting the hook out?
    Did your health insurance cover it?


  32. ariuszme says:

    Excuse me, there are wayyyyyyyy too many reich wing losers dirtying up the world politics forum at craigslist.

    Would you great liberals please join up and occasionally take part in the spitting and spanking we get into over there? it’s very very low intellectual stuff. But sometimes during the day folks need backup.

    http://forums.losangeles.craigslist.org/?forumID=20


  33. Keith says:

    Hey George, species are dying off at one thousand times the natural rate due to global warming. Having your picture taken with one owl doesn’t help.

    Next time you talk to God, ask him his views on that.


  34. joe cantwell says:

    after that shot was taken he bit the head off the owl.


  35. owlbear1 says:

    Obviously, the Screecher was drugged.

    Bet the bird was too.


  36. cha cha cha says:

    well now i know what i’m gonna be for halloween:
    a d0uche bag holding an owl


  37. Starve-A-Bush_Feed-A-Beaver says:

    The right-wing smear machine will go into full force, claiming that the owl could’ve protected its habitat on its own, by selling the lumber. And then they’ll say the owl is unamerican and secretly supporting our natural enemies, the bears.

    Comment by TheToonGuy

    Yup, they’re already calling it Owl Qaeda.


  38. kwintessential reason says:

    Okay, the Secret Service SHOULD let him go hunting with Cheney. Hopefully Cheney will bag himself a lame duck. LOL


  39. Vincennes says:

    The Owl looks more intelligent than Bush does.

    Comment by OxyCon — October 20, 2007 @ 5:34 pm

    The Owl IS more intelligent than Bush.


  40. Xisithrus says:

    Rovism posits that there is no objective, verifiable reality at all. Reality is what you say it is.

    nuff said.


  41. Veritas says:

    Candyce: The resemblance is amazing! No doubt the photograph thought so too because he’s captured the owl’s profile which matches The Shrub.

    Maybe the caption should be: “Owl Perched Precariously on Shrub – a Shrub, which like all of the rest which we’ve polluted, is on “overtime”.


  42. Veritas says:

    #39 And that caption could be: Deadeye Dick, Sans Swiss Miss, bags himself a presidential rarity – The Quintessential Lame Duck.


  43. Veritas says:

    #36 You can’t go as that! The Shrub has already beaten you to the punch!


  44. chimpeach says:

    Oh yes, Bush is quite the staunch conservationist and friend of the sport fisherman.

    Except when he can win Oregon farmers’ votes by killing off 30,000 salmon in the Klamath River: Blue Oregon – Rove, Smith Sold Salmon for Votes


  45. Nevar says:

    Owl:

    “Man, am I glad I’m not a frog…”


  46. Ditch Mitch KY says:

    Bush is on his “I’m Relevant Tour,” and today’s stop featured an owl to show that he’s an “environmentalist.” What’s next for this pathetic excuse for a presnit?

    BTW — we’re still waiting for Sen. Mitch McCacca to apologize to the Frost family for smearing them over S-CHIP. Mind you, we’re not holding our breath that Mitch will do the right thing. But with the news that Bonnie Frost will continue to speak out on the importance of children’s health insurance, the good senator will remain in the spotlight. Whenever Bonnie appears, we will be reminded that McConnell led the smear against her and her family.

    For all updates see: http://www.ditchmitchky.com


  47. This Machine Kills Fascists says:

    G. W. Bush, The Marketing President.


  48. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Owl:

    “Man, am I glad I’m not a frog…”

    Bush:

    “Hehe… let me tell what’d I be doin’ to this li’l feller if he was a frog…”


  49. MapleStreet says:

    1) Wasn’t it Bush that opened up logging in the NW that is threatening the owl species up there ? Kind of interesting for Shrub to announce himself conservation man while holding up one of their cousins ?

    2) Was it a Freudian-style revelation that while holding a tame owl, Shrub thought of Cheney and hunting.

    3) Not to mention that Shrub is one of those he-man hunters with which the only way to admire the beauty of an animal is from the comfort of an air-conditioned range rover while a paid, professional guide shoots it.

    If I were that owl, I’d fly away real careful like.


  50. tomazulob says:

    The owl’s probably thinking, “Hell, his shoulder’s not worthy of my sh*t.”


  51. Candyce says:

    Yup, they’re already calling it Owl Qaeda.

    Comment by Starve-A-Bush_Feed-A-Beaver — October 20, 2007 @ 7:02 pm

    hahahaha!!


  52. Saint Augustine says:

    That picture can be used in schools that teach creationism.

    God created the owl and the dodo.


  53. Mugsy says:

    I think I read that story as a child:

    “The Owl & The Chickenhawk”.

    Word of caution… it doesn’t end well for the owl.


  54. rehbock says:

    One is an unintelligent predator with an undeserved reputation for wisdom the other a bird.


  55. Xisithrus says:

    Caption Contest:

    \/\/: Last time I got near a bird see, it tried to eat me. Look, here, I aint no consurvatur, ya lice infested fowl, ol Dick over there is gonna bite your head off and I’m gonna do to you what that other feathery thing did to me, see?


  56. Fools on the Hill says:

    I think they do these photo-ops to make us vomit.


  57. Keith H. says:

    Dumb . . . Dumber . . . Dubya


  58. rockyroad says:

    Bird brain poses with a wise litle owl. . . . hoping that all small minds think alike . . . I’m thinking that he’s wearing big manly gloves so the wise little owl won’t peck his hawkish little nose off.

    In a battle between and owl and a hawk, I’m betting on the owl. Hawks are much smaller and small brained than most people realize. They fight in the air. Hawks attack based upon instinct, not strategerie (sp?) . . . they buzz, they blitz, they prey . . . but owls watch, they are strategic hunters and can take out prey on the ground, two, three times their size . . . and do so efficiently.

    How big is the US . . . how big is Bin Laden? Bush hardly registers as a house fly.

    Wise little owl is miffed . . . I have to sit here quietly. This turkey is no hawk.


  59. rockyroad says:

    No hawk, and no match for me. Take the gloves off dubya, I wanna bite your beak.

    Leave my forests alone.


  60. alphainfinityomega says:

    I wish that owl would peck the sh¡t out of that son of a b¡tch !!

    ∞


  61. rockyroad says:

    Of course, not to dismiss the hawk. Hawks are beautiful birds and dive through the canyons and mountain valleys that we all love and that Bush seems dead set on destroying . . . it’s horribly unforturnate for all hawks that the GOP’s has attempted to cloak themselves with your virtues while enacting policies that ensure your demise . . . karma is a tricky business . . . Bush apparently suspects this dilemma. . . . don’t be fooled . . . align your selves with the owls . . .


  62. ForTruth says:

    Don’t pull the top off of that animal George.


  63. willyloman says:

    Rep. Diane Watson has stated ON TAPE, on Oct. 14th 2007, Pelosi’s real reasons for not pressing forward on impeachment! She says they (the other democrats in the House) have the evidence to support impeachment and the desire to do so, but that their “leader” has a different plan!

    “Now, our leader has looked at this issue, and her strategy is, our speaker, is be sure we take the White House and that we win 60 (more) seats”

    At best this is the politicizing of the impeachment proceedings and at worst it is her own desire to remain Speaker of the House! As our soldiers place their very lives on the line in an illegal war, and as this administration beats the drums for another war with Syria or Iran, Pelosi is content to let it all happen, so they can regain control of the House in 2008 and she can retain the Speakership!

    Watch for yourself and please get the video out to as many people as possible. Pelosi must be removed!

    watch it HERE!

    http://willyloman.wordpress.com/ 2007/ 10/ 21/ watson-lays-out-pelosis-reason-to-suppress-impeachment/


  64. old_hack says:

    the most inviro-disastrous president ever in the face of an inviro-crises,

    strike up the band

    “AND I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE”


  65. dbadass says:

    It really bums me out that this bird falls out just south of me and is sighted only with rarity in NH.


  66. Jackie says:

    Somebody call Harry Potter and tell him his owl is alive and was stolen by baby Bush. He looks like he wants to be Harry Potter and attack himself to the Potter success. I hope Connie Rice starts reading the books to George. I will not say how it ends.


  67. old_hack says:

    kinda looks like the masonry owl on the dollar bill dont it?



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